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Hopping onto social media used to be a light, fun activity full of selfies, harmless memes and confused posts from grandparents. Nowadays, however, even a quick scroll through your newsfeed can be heavy. Articles about atrocities happening around the world, heated political debates and online protests seem impossible to avoid. And while it's important to be socially aware, sometimes we just need a break from it all.  

If you’re looking for some lighthearted comedy that will bring a bit of sunshine to your day, don’t worry, pandas. You’re in a safe space! Below, we’ve gathered some of the most hilarious posts women have recently shared on X. So enjoy scrolling through these silly observations, and keep reading to find a chat with Lynne Parker, Founder and Chief Executive of Funny Women!

#1

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missmulrooney Report

WickedLibra70
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've had a middle part, bangs and straight hair since the 70s, with a few random perms in the 80s and 90s lol

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    #2

    Women-Tweets

    ericanextdooor Report

    Julia Mckinney
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been known to comment "hey, I've been lost here before!"

    DudeFortitude (He/Him)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "If it was a snake, it would have bit ya!" - My Dad

    Julia Mckinney
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or, "snake syndrome" as it's called in my house.

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    LizzieBoredom
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If someone in Alabama gives you directions, they're going to include a brown cow standing in a field, and a building that was taken out by a tornado 30 years ago.

    Lotekguy
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. But the churches they include in the path description will mostly still be there.

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    Alexia
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel you, sis. I got lost in central Barcelona while checking the map on my hands. I turned on GPS to show me directions and I still walked the opposite direction for like 15 minutes :)))

    Aidan Pite
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've always liked saying 'if you see X you've gone too far' with my favourite being when I lived on the last turn off a dead-end street so 'If you start driving through a field, you've gone too far'.

    BlackCatWithWhiteSocks
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes I can. In fact I zoned out around 4 times while you were giving me directions

    Ivo H
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or how you ask a person for directions and he does not stop after 20th very complicated instruction and you’re like “SHUT UP ALREADY OR I FORGET EVERYTHING, I’M GONNA ASK SOMEONE ELSE AFTER THE FIRST TURN ANYWAY”

    winterwidow87
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't tell me what i can or cannot do.

    Isabel Galvez
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got lost in a restaurant. I went to the toilet and when I went back I couldn't find my table.

    Angela B
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could get lost, in a paper bag, with satellite navigation and a Goog map and a paper map and the lady who lived next to it for 60 years giving me directions. 😁

    Sanfransweety
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NEVER underestimate my potential

    Melody
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I'm walking, I won't miss it. But if I'm driving...

    Janelle Collard
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always add landmarks, like "If you see a McDonald's on the left, turn around + go back 2 blocks."

    Marina M.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm generally good at finding places, but let someone say, "And then you'll go west on Baker Avenue" and my brain goes into auto-shutoff mode. 🤔

    A Google User
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When people give me directions I somehow don't hear anything they say.

    tee-lena
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah. I have to go with my mom everywhere. She is beyond directionally challenged. I love her but yeah. I'm her director but I'm not all that much better. We are a disaster on wheels. Luckily for everyone those wheels are not on a vehicle

    Dread Pirate Roberts
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL same! I have the worst sense of direction 😆

    Paul Brown
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am directionally challenged.

    axle f
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An out loud (I snorted) laff..

    Carole G.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They tell me just go North, you'll see the signs. Sorry, all I'll see are clouds. To me North is always up!

    Amy Davis
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always say, "I would get lost in a fish bowl"

    robin aldrich
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah to me that means I'll zip right by it

    Somebodys grandmother
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is my friend. She mistede her hotel. She was 100 meters away and with a GPS...

    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m actually not allowed to give directions, sorry i didn’t know in was a one way street 🤷🏻‍♀️

    Michele Jacobs
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same. As soon as someone starts giving me directions my soul leaves my body and I retain nothing beyond the first couple of words.

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have the sense of direction of carpet underlay - I can tell up from down

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    #3

    Women-Tweets

    theelderemox Report

    JayhawkJoey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And there are ample, clean toilets with no lines.

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    The hilarious posts you’ll find on this list have all been pulled from X, but we wanted to find out more about the world of comedy, particularly for women. So we reached out to Lynne Parker, Founder and Chief Executive of Funny Women. Funny Women is the UK’s leading female comedy community and is dedicated to helping women perform, write and dive into the world of humor.

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    Lynne was kind enough to have a chat with Bored Panda and discuss the difference between comedy for stage and the internet. “Playing to a live audience standing on a stage in a venue is for most people the ultimate experience, as it's where you get instant feedback, whether that's laughter or silence,” she shared.

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    #6

    Women-Tweets

    therealsoulsoup Report

    Robert Trebor
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Their union requires reports on how many people they annoyed.

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    On the other hand, Lynne says creating comedy for the internet is about second-guessing what your followers will relate to. “And while feedback can also be instant, you can't see the whites of their eyes!” she noted.

    Plus, it's important to know that the internet isn't always a welcoming place. “Social media can be a hostile competitive environment, and you're only as good as your last post,” Lynne added. “Judgment in both cases can be swift and brutal, and nowhere is it more instantaneous than in comedy.”

    #7

    Women-Tweets

    mxmclain Report

    james stevenson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *pokes self in eye* "Ow! I wasn't expecting that"

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    Creating comedy for the stage and for the internet often go hand in hand, the expert says. “I coach performers and develop new talent, so my best advice is to work with what comes naturally to you in terms of material both live and online,” Lynne told Bored Panda. “Good content will work in both environments, and you can build an audience with your online persona so that when you tour, ticket sales are guaranteed.”

    #10

    Women-Tweets

    kenzianidiot Report

    MicrowaveGoddess
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perfectly acceptable, I see nothing wrong with this. Fish are interesting

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    #11

    Women-Tweets

    Birdeckler Report

    Brian Hawley
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once invited a girl back to my place when I was at college and she genuinely thought I’d been burgled.

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    #12

    Women-Tweets

    IHideFromMyKids Report

    Nannychachi
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, it is. Much to my husband's dismay.

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    We were also curious if it’s important for stage comedians to post content online nowadays. “A strong online presence will help to market your live performances and shows,” Lynne says. “Take Mammy Banter, who won our Funny Women Content Creator Award in 2023. She had never performed live stand-up, but with 3.5million followers on social media like Instagram and TikTok, she has a ready made audience and sold out her first ever gig and her latest tour!”

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    #13

    Women-Tweets

    prepartynap Report

    Alex Boyd
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly that might work. Sometimes they just want to know you know about it too.

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    #14

    Women-Tweets

    itsmegangraves Report

    Nannychachi
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Room advertised: $39 per night. Check out: "That'll be $354."

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    #15

    Women-Tweets

    LeenMcBeans Report

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    The comedy expert also shared some advice for women who want to dip their toes into the comedy scene. “Massive plug here, but at Funny Women, we run brilliant online Comedy Crash Courses,” Lynne shared. If you’re interested, you can find the details for the next one from June 24th to 28th right here!

    #16

    Women-Tweets

    danielleweisber Report

    Robert Millar
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mate Freddie avoided all the supermarket tantrums from day one by giving his 2+ daughter the shopping list and a pencil so she could cross off each item as it was put in the trolley. She soon caught on and was recognizing words after just a few trips.

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    Lynne noted that they also cover the building blocks of creating comedy for both live performance and online content at Funny Women. “If you prefer to work with us in person, I'm running my Stand Up to Stand Out Summer School on Saturday 17th August in London. In both events, the principals are the same, where we help you to structure your comedy and develop material. You find out what works by experimenting with us in a safe place.”

    #20

    Women-Tweets

    yeeeerika Report

    Pollywog
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The best part about getting through the day is bedtime!!!😴

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    Finally, Lynne shared some wise words for anyone in the virtual comedy scene. “Social media and online content is so powerful, and it can make or break you. Be prepared for opinions, good and bad, and remember that they aren't personal because they don't really know you,” she told Bored Panda.

    “Having an alter ego or 'character' can protect you, but sooner or later you've got to get on that stage in-person and meet your fans face to face. That's where the magic of comedy really happens,” Lynne says.

    #22

    Women-Tweets

    KatieDeal99 Report

    ƒιѕн
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And by the time I've found something to watch on TV, I'm done eating.

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    #23

    Women-Tweets

    kemimarie Report

    Outgraygeous
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the only way to hold a conversation, imo. Otherwise, I tune out. Some people may think it's rude but if I'm not interrupting with questions, I'm not actively listening.

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    #24

    Women-Tweets

    sweetnormie Report

    ucp
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I let my dog have a finger-dip of t(e foamy head from my beer. But no more, as she’s only five years old.

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    Regardless of your gender, we hope you’re enjoying this list of hilarious posts from funny women on X. Comedy is for everyone, after all! Keep upvoting the pics you find most hilarious and relatable, and feel free to share some of your own clever observations in the comments below. Then, if you’re interested in checking out Bored Panda’s last article on the same topic, you can find it right here!

    #25

    Women-Tweets

    Cactuscali1991 Report

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Curly Howard was my favorite. (Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.)

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    #26

    Women-Tweets

    superkeara Report

    𝙻𝚞𝚗𝚊 (𝚜𝚑𝚎/𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢)
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same with me on my bus silently listening to the kids behind me prank calling random numbers

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    #27

    Women-Tweets

    megannn_lynne Report

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    #29

    Women-Tweets

    Cactuscali1991 Report

    Pollywog
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yours is way better!! Of course now I have the Oompa Loompa songs running through my mind!

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    #30

    Women-Tweets

    MariaZaoutis Report

    Boots
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw one last week. Audibly went "UGH a CYBERTRUCK!" because it looks like a metal trash can you see in commercial buildings

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    #31

    Women-Tweets

    DivaLaci Report

    Julie Love
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "No, honest, I won't. I'm getting paid later tonight!"

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    #32

    Women-Tweets

    sariverse Report

    ZuriLovesYou
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For me, it's deleting all the important apps so that I can download a game that I'm only going to play once.

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    #34

    Women-Tweets

    emily_f_miller Report

    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait... it was not named after a roman emperor??!!

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    #35

    Women-Tweets

    allholls Report

    Nicky
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The middle age walk of shame is being the last one on your block to bring in the garbage cans after pickup.

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    #36

    Women-Tweets

    alyssalimp Report

    JB
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get a birdsong identifier app! They're super cool!

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    #37

    Women-Tweets

    dietz_meredith Report

    ZuriLovesYou
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next time, squirt some glue onto your hand and wait for it to dry. Then peel it off and expect to ascend to heaven.

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    #38

    Women-Tweets

    rchllnvrr Report

    char
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sorry that my adhd is an inconvenience to you, don't worry, it's one for me too

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    #40

    Women-Tweets

    _hood_mona_lisa Report

    Hey!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not sure how to answer that question. What day is it? I'm reading 5-7 books at the same time. Some are certain days, some are every 4 days, some are every day, etc.

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    #42

    Women-Tweets

    shannonbgoode Report

    Robert Trebor
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But, but, but ... I won't get into aerospace medical school with an A- on my record.

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    #43

    Women-Tweets

    shreyabasu003 Report

    Kelly H. Wilder
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    California has some of the most varied and beautiful landscapes in North America: Redwood Forests, mountains, deserts, beaches, etc. It's simply a place mother nature shows off.

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    #44

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    6len0022 Report

    Mark Bayliss
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would go the same way as asking for a back rub!

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