50 Funny British Memes To Crack You Up

Space Cat<3 2 years ago

Gordon is life

21points

Mara Was… A Surgeon 2 years ago

One of many reasons to love him

4points

the harbinger of doom (she/he) 2 years ago

Gordon says all the things I think in my head but cant for fear of detention

0points

Chihuahua Mama 2 years ago

Us average people can barely even process reaching adulthood without having cereal with milk...

25points

Roxy222uk 2 years ago

How was she eating it then?

16points

MyNameIsNotAPortent 2 years ago

Most nights it’s caviar and champagne, except on budget night when it’s camembert and chardonnay.

27points

Hans Georg 2 years ago

That I want to know too.

1point

Nathan Shipman 2 years ago

Probably with milk made from a nut, instead of real dairy milk.

0points

Marley Nachi 2 years ago

Some people think it's boring, but I love toast with butter.

13points

Eliza May 2 years ago

Top that with a bit of brown sugar and fesh cinnamon? YUMMM!!

5points

LokisLilButterknife 2 years ago

I do love Gordon Ramsey’s sardonic humour. I kind of wish Gordon also called Kylie an “idiot sandwich.”

7points

AnkleByter 2 years ago

That would insult both idiots and sandwiches. Even Gordon knows better than that.

9points

sbj 2 years ago

Her head will probably explode if she puts baked beans on that buttered toast

6points

Libstak 2 years ago

Have you seen the state of of all the Kardashian ar.ses....I don't recommend she do that, if it catches on in the family we risk a nuclear winter.

15points

Monster Munch 2 years ago

Genuine question: is it really not common to butter sandwiches in US? My American colleague was mind blown after trying butter, ham and cheese sarnie

5points

Lupita Nyong'heaux 2 years ago

he said butter on toast, not on a sandwich. unless you're suffering from nausea or something, dry toast is the gastronomic equivalent of dry cereal, i.e., who DOES that??? which is the point gordon was making, i believe...

4points

Alicia M 2 years ago

I think it sounds great but I have never known anybody who puts butter on a sandwich. It's not typically done here.

3points

Alan Green 2 years ago

Don't forget bread in USA is full of sugar which makes your mouth water so it's not quite so dry in the first place.

3points

Eliza May 2 years ago

Buttering the bread keeps mustard/mayo/honey/jam from soaking into the vread and changing it's texture. But eating that sandwich within a couple minutes of making it minimizes that issue 😁

1point

Little Phoenix 2 years ago

They use Mayo

1point

Nathan Shipman 2 years ago

Correct, we mainly use mayonnaise. I may very well try buttering my sandwiches this week though.

0points

Almost sunny 2 years ago

Love ya Gordon

4points

Kit Black 2 years ago

Those girls were raised by a businesswoman who did not care about their emotions one bit and put all of her children on diets from an early age as well as encouraging them to alter their bodies with surgery... That's abuse and bashing her for this is completely ignoring that reality.

2points

Averysleepypanda 2 years ago

As opposed to cereal with water or something? Tf??? Lol

2points

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497points

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Chihuahua Mama 2 years ago

I'm not even British and I'm offended!

29points

SuperChicken 2 years ago

Me, too. Love those red phone booths.

7points

No_nuance 2 years ago

The red one is SOOOO much nicer!

12points

Becky Samuel 2 years ago

But the stench of old urine and rotted food was appalling.

4points

moody goody 2 years ago

The red one speaks history, glass one is technology. Red one is iconic.

6points

Scott Wilkins 2 years ago

Try FINDING a "telephone" in the US...

5points

Danielle 2 years ago

I haven't seen a telephone box in the UK outside of London for many, many years.

0points

Oskar vanZandt 2 years ago

Yup... Proof is the fact that you come across the original booths in small villages repurposed as lending libraries, trading posts and green houses(sure there are many other creative uses). The other kind is usually trashed and dismantled.

4points

TRina Lockary 2 years ago

there are villages where there are red boxes with Defibrillators for heart attacks apparently you call the service via a phone speaker and they release the device and call emergency services for you

1point

Gastón 2 years ago

So the telephone booth on the left got downgraded to a mailbox on the right. Am I getting this right?

2points

Audrey Martin 1 year ago

Gaston... Both are telephone boxes, the one on the right is a relatively new design.

0points

Ainak Basu 2 years ago

Now, the good old intergalactic space and time travel goes for a toss

2points

TRina Lockary 2 years ago

perhaps you're thinking a police box (blue box)

2points

Cj Churchall-McKenzie 2 years ago

sadly due to the british mentality of vandalising stuff when drunk or bored we ended up with that design

1point

Adrian 2 years ago

Just looking at that pic of the red phone box I can remember the smell inside...

1point

Caroline Driver 1 year ago

Yeah, but now you can't even find a phone box

0points

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Scott Rackley 2 years ago

Solid actor, solid dude.

209points

Robert Millar 2 years ago

And he's better looking than all those other blokes.

13points

Charlie the Cat 2 years ago

Also played as Wicket the Ewok in Return of the Jedi & Willow in the film Willow

27points

Mimi La Souris 2 years ago

aaah Willow, for me the best heroic fantasy film i have ever seen

11points

xolitaire 2 years ago

He will always be Willow in my heart

15points

cerinamroth 2 years ago

I found the part where he is playing Griphook at Shell Cottage genuinely spellbinding. Such expression and such a well-paced delivery of every line! Fabulous.

14points

David 2 years ago

TIL those characters were not CG

9points

Marley Nachi 2 years ago

professor Flitwick's design changed so much between film 2 and 3 and it was weirder because NOBODY mentioned it at all.

8points

Roan The Demon Kitty 2 years ago

missing a spinoff "professor flitwick and the fountain of youth"

6points

Passerby 2 years ago

I didn't realize they were played by the same actor. Both of them look so different that I assumed they were played by different actors.

1point

Frankie 2 years ago

I have been since Azkaban came out lol

1point

Roger9er 2 years ago

I think he did a brilliant job at it, too.

6points

Frankie 2 years ago

Absolutely hated how they changed flitwick!

1point

censorshipsucks 2 years ago

Also. I did not realise flitwick was willow.

1point

censorshipsucks 2 years ago

why did they change flitwick's appearance so much? so annoying

1point

If you’ve been following us in the recent months, then you probably noticed a number of British meme pages being discussed on the website. There’s definitely a handful of them out there, and featured this time around is LaughsUK on Instagram. The page was originally created back in mid 2020 and has since brought together over 95,000 followers, providing them with a good British laugh.

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457points

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BrownTabby 2 years ago

That’s New Zealand and we’re not normally that bad.

131points

Karen Philpott 2 years ago

Mind you 'Newstalk'? Gee they must've been bored or something to bring that up.

10points

LargeMarge 2 years ago

its not a continental thing, it is a man thing and not all men.

2points

Mike Rodrick 2 years ago

Republican maybe?

0points

LegendsNeverDIE 2 years ago

It was the same in my school. Boys were allowed to wack each other with chairs during class, but girls couldn't have a knee on display? Adults these days...

24points

Aliya 2 years ago

Let Them Wear Pants

10points

Susie Elle 2 years ago

The bar is getting insanely low

9points

Sigh J 2 years ago

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Amina Wijntje 2 years ago

This was supposed to be about British humour in a nutshell... Why am I not laughing here? C'mon guys.

7points

Verena 2 years ago

I always wondered why most school uniforms consist of these mandatory skimpy skirts, which force the girls to sit on their underwear when sitting down, and forbid trousers for girls. I think in general school uniforms are a good idea, because in the countries I lived the kids may wear what they want, which includes bikini tops and ultra short shorts. However, these tiny skirts a none better

7points

Huddo's sister 2 years ago

My school had a uniform and there was no part that said how long the skirt had to be. Many girls would roll them up to desired length (I didn't, mum hemmed them lol). The year 9s always had them the shortest.

0points

LokisLilButterknife 2 years ago

I remember getting yelled at by the headmistress in secondary school because my skirt was too revealing. Ah yes, let’s sexualize young teen girls. Yet another girl who would wear skirts even shorter never got in trouble because she looked like a model and mummy and daddy have lots of money to the school. 🙄

4points

Rostit. . 2 years ago

I don't think this is from England.

4points

LokisLilButterknife 2 years ago

I believe Newstalk is a radio station in Ireland?

1point

Dim T 2 years ago

Who wants to bet its a religious school

2points

Riley Quinn 2 years ago

Nothing infuriates me more than men telling women to dress appropriately because they can't keep it in their pants. No, you a-holes. You're the one with the problem if you can't treat girls/women with respect. I grew up in a time when judges dismissed rape cases because the victim was dressed inappropriately. I wish I believed there was a hell because I'd wish you all a one-way trip.

1point

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454points

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Anna Stephenson 2 years ago

And now in other "things that didn't happen, Uncle Roger praised a Jamie Oliver recipe!"

130points

Šimon Špaček 2 years ago

Fuihoo

10points

Korean Boi 2 years ago

bro anyone else except for me say all of these in a british accent when they read it to themselves

7points

Cathal 2 years ago

Fuiyoh!

4points

Isaac Nemo 2 years ago

Fuiiiiyoooh!

3points

DaisyGirl 2 years ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

0points

LokisLilButterknife 2 years ago

I agree with, Jack. F**k off, Rebecca. I love how mummy bloggers try to make it sound like their three year old is an Oxford professor when they’re really just having a meltdown because they can’t microwave their action figures.

27points

lonesoul 2 years ago

Lmfao

0points

A B C the Third 2 years ago

Seriously Rebecca, fúck off.

23points

Channo Sagara 2 years ago

Imma argue that her son indeed could be smarter than her.

14points

Cory Kent 2 years ago

That's the most clever of the comebacks! Well done. :-)

2points

arthbach 2 years ago

Words do die. They can take a huge amount of time, but words fall out of use, fall out of memory, and their meaning disappears. Words can die.

13points

Ren Karlej 2 years ago

Especially when they are quanked! (One I'm bringing back!).

3points

Winnie the Moo 2 years ago

The kid should look up the library of Alexandria

13points

Anne Jones 2 years ago

And the books clapped.

6points

Johnnynatfan 2 years ago

Why do parents try and lie about s**t their kids say

5points

Melody Shanahan-Kluth 2 years ago

lolololol the times I have wanted to say something similar on posts lol

2points

Gandalf the Pink 2 years ago

I mean kids will actually say stuff like that but they don't know what they're freaking talking about. They will also say things like "unicorns wash buckets with butter" but some parents will like zoom in on the occasional "deep" stuff like their kid is some wise philosopher. It is like they throw and miss their shot a million times but one single goal and they're Michael Jordan.

2points

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428points

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Trillian 2 years ago

Kids are like that. My little daughter once asked me what the nuggets were made of. I told her and she seemed horrified: They KILL the chickens for that???? Then she looked at the nuggets and muttered: But they are SO TASTY. And proceeded to eat them.

203points

Corvus 2 years ago (edited)

Vegans have this weird idea that people would instantly join their cause, if they knew how meat is processed. It may work on some individuals, but most people just shrug and keep eating what they want.

38points

Zana Rhodes 2 years ago

When my daughter was 8, I was making chicken nuggets and she and I started discussing what different meets are made of (beef is cow, pork is pig, chicken is chicken, etc). When I served her plate of nuggets, I said "that's why some people say meat is murder. I say pain makes the food taste better." She took a bite and said "murder tastes good."

22points

Channo Sagara 2 years ago

Not just kids. I once ate a meat in aussie that taste good. Halfway through i my friend told me it's crocodile meat. Well f**k it, it taste good so i finish it.

15points

Anga 2 years ago

I was at KFC with my 9yo son last weekend. He looked at his chicken tenders, said "those poor chicken" with a big sigh, before eating them all and asking for more.

12points

Kat Lyle 2 years ago

I love it when vegans ask if I know how meat is made... because I have literally hunted and skinned a rabbit. So I proceed to give them a fairly hefty explanation which tends to make them run away - total win!

5points

Ian S 2 years ago

Thumbs up for your name as much as your comment. 😉

4points

Ash 2 years ago

Sounds like me with sugar. I know I shouldn't eat it, but gottdamm. So good.

1point

Arrien 2 years ago

Your daughter and my sons would get along when it come to Chicken nuggets.......lol

0points

Norah Reilly Premium 2 years ago

And that's why we get sucked into the fast food vortex.

0points

Zedrapazia 2 years ago

Disgusting? It's preventing meat that can't be sold otherwise from being tossed away. If anything, nuggets are ressourceful.

13points

Privateer 2 years ago

Then TV chefs like Jamie Oliver go on and on about homemade stock, as if blasting meat from a carcass is a crime, but boiling if off is the mark of of a great cook. (I think both are fine, just dislike the snobbish hypocrisy).

4points

Sheena 2 years ago

That's me ngl

7points

Panda Kicki 2 years ago

Well, the taste is the same 😄

7points

David Paterson 2 years ago

Popplers and Slurm of Futurama come to mind.

4points

CrazyKnitter 2 years ago

I'm honestly on the side of the kids. Using as much as possible of the animal is never a bad thing. Food waste is a huge problem, so finding ways to utilize the parts we don't usually use is good.

6points

Meagan Glaser 2 years ago

Same segment where he tells kids that anything other than breast, wing or thigh meat is "dirty", lies to kids about the costs of food and the time it takes to make it to "prove" his point, and generally acts like the out of touch priviileged wanker he is. Dude LOVES to tell kids the only possible reason people eat lower quality food is that they're lazy and stupid.

4points

Erik Ivan 2 years ago

Who can blame the kids? I mean, as a kid you always go after whatever taste good to you. Nutrition does not count.

4points

Lou Cam 2 years ago

My youngest would eat random things off the floor outdoors until she was about 6. Don't think pink slime would have put her off one bit.

4points

R Dennis 2 years ago

From the time she was little, I showed my daughter where food came from: especially meat. I wanted her to understand (at an age appropriate level) that it was a living thing and how it made its way to the table. She is currently raising animals in one of her classes for processing and they will eat it at the end. Food is food.

3points

Riley Quinn 2 years ago

Instead of trying to gross us out, admit that there's nothing wrong with junk food in moderation. A blooming onion every couple of years is not going to shave years off your life.

2points

The page deals in a variety of memes. All very British, of course.

Yes, Gordon Ramsey is a key figure. Yes, we have to talk about the electrical sockets too. Yes, royalty is still a thing. Oh, and we can’t forget about the food. And the random nicknames. And the facial expressions. You get the point.

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415points

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Jennik 2 years ago

Passwords are strong in Wales.

181points

Elsker 2 years ago

i heard that in my mind in Yoda's voice, lol

23points

Norah Reilly Premium 2 years ago

...and yet, they're posted for everyone to see.

1point

Mike Rodrick 2 years ago

That was done by Stevie Wonder.

0points

Fran Parry 2 years ago

Says the English who spell Fanshaw 'Featherstonhaugh' ! Blydi saes...😄

19points

Kat Lyle 2 years ago

I would also like to bring Leicester to the table. It's how we tell the tourists from the rest of the world.

4points

Robert T 2 years ago

You want to see how they play Countdown in Wales. "I'll have a consonant please, another consonant, and another." "That's 8 consonants, are you sure you want another." "Why not?!"

12points

Charity Angel 2 years ago

Part of the issue that a lot of non-Welsh-speaking folks have is that they don't realise there are seven vowels in Welsh: A, E, I, O, U, W, and Y.

10points

Pandora 2 years ago

I'm positive that the Welsh language was conceived purely to spite the British. 🤔

10points

Busy Bee 2 years ago

Welsh people are British too

2points

LokisLilButterknife 2 years ago

If you want a cute and heartwarming video about pronunciation of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHxO0UdpoxM

4points

JessieJ&LilyLovebug 2 years ago

Is this the one with Tennant and Sheen? I love that one!

0points

robin aldrich 2 years ago

I'd like to buy them a vowel... or 2.

3points

Charity Angel 2 years ago

Plenty in all of those words - W and Y are vowels in Welsh.

5points

Sheena 2 years ago

The wifi password at my grandparents':

2points

Riley Quinn 2 years ago

Some of my passwords are Welsh words. Figure those out hackers.

1point

bernie bulk 2 years ago

why would one need wifi at the beach... ?????????????????, surely one is surfing or frolicking,or kicking sand in the face of skinny blokes..........water and electronics arent a good mix

0points

Janice Sanz 2 years ago

Cool!

0points

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411points

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giku T 2 years ago

Turk here.and this is sooo true considering the sheep ..and the coast line

64points

Andrew Cowles 2 years ago

Yeah, made me laugh. You can see Cornwall at the bottom.

13points

My “in my head” Voice 2 years ago

That sheep is definitely a Welsh unit.

5points

Kelly Ralphs 2 years ago

Or a sheep waiting for the camera man to film the days weather forecast

4points

Fenchurch 2 years ago

F**k it just googled him because I couldn't remember his name. I'm not going to promote him as he's a sex criminal.

0points

Justin Rogers 2 years ago

What a beautiful girl. She must be ready because the only thing that hates water more is a goat

1point

No_nuance 2 years ago

Wow! It looks really big!

1point

Meg Miller 2 years ago

how about a a pregnant sheep.

0points

CharliAnn Olney Premium 2 years ago

I'll take Sheep on Wales for $500 Alex.

0points

G R 2 years ago

RIP Fred Talbot, you met a worthier foe.

0points

G R 2 years ago

(And may he actually get killed and eaten by a sheep)

0points

Robert Beveridge 2 years ago

RIP Milford Haven 🥔🍐

0points

No_nuance 2 years ago

It looks like it really big!!

0points

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410points

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sbj 2 years ago

same here! I stupidly thought you would be driving through it not stuck on a car train

111points

Pittsburgh rare 2 years ago

TIL you don't drive through it 😂

40points

Rostit. . 2 years ago

Yes let's trust the tens of thousands of c**p drivers loose under the English channel. They don't have a breakdown or car accident and ruin the whole thing in a week. That's why it's a train. Plus it's more efficient.

17points

Cory Kent 2 years ago

Hey I wouldn't say that's stupid. That's what all tunnels do. There's never really been a tunnel people could go through where you didn't drive through it and come out the other side driving. I would say that's a normal expectation.

5points

Strahd Ivarius 2 years ago

it was planned to be that way, but because of UK drivers who insist on driving on the wrong side of the road instead of the right one, they decided to put cars on trains...

5points

VioletHunter 2 years ago

Why would that be better though.

4points

Delta Dawn 2 years ago

it’s a car train?!

3points

JessieJ&LilyLovebug 2 years ago

TIL...

1point

Anikulapo 2 years ago (edited)

So you are inside your car which is a metal box, inside the shuttle which is a metal box, inside the tunnel which is a metal box, with the whole Channel on top of your head? *breathes into paper bag* yeah I don’t see anything that could go wrong there.

19points

Fat Harry 2 years ago

To be fair, I think the tunnel is concrete and passes through (mostly) solid rock - not water.

10points

Verena 2 years ago (edited)

How do you expect under water crossings work? For long crossings you get on a train, for efficiency & safety reasons = underwater ferry. A tunnel is made of either concrete elements or stabilized bedrock, sometimes covered with plastic or steel panels, not metal (where did you encounter a metal tunnel?)

1point

Lousha 2 years ago

It is like that, and to my then 18 year old self it was one of the most horrible experiences ever. My mind did understand that it was much safer that way, but that did not help one bit. 24 years later I still shudder to think about it. My gratitude is always with the young hero of a boy who saw my green face, sat down in front of me, and kept telling stupid jokes basically without taking a breath until we finally emerged on the other side.

0points

cecilia kilian 2 years ago

On our school trips, the bus/coach driver would wind the kids up by saying they could look out the windows and see fish. Some of them, 16 year olds, actually believed him.

4points

TooTrue 2 years ago

I've been on the train countless times, it's quick, easy and you can get out of the car. There's mobile signal down there and only 35 mins and you're in a whole new country and time zone.

4points

ⒾⓈⒶⒷⒺⓁⓁⒶ 2 years ago

That tunnel is actually at the Georgia aquarium!

2points

TooTrue 2 years ago

I can't imagine that anyone from Australia, part of the Commonwealth, would think that the UK was part of America.

2points

Brendan 2 years ago

I remember that same disappointment :(

2points

G R 2 years ago

They used to do a VR headset thing that did make it look like that, but I think it was only for children.

1point

Ryyde Cade 2 years ago

Same

1point

Tony Bright 2 years ago

When English can't English ...disappointment :(

1point

So, why is the UK so popular as a subject for memes? We briefly discussed this in another UK memes article right here on Bored Panda, where Very Brexit Problems founder Joel Willans pointed out that there are several reasons behind the popularity.

For one, the UK has great influence on the modern world because of its past—colonialism, the Industrial Revolution, as well as its culture and language playing a key part in it.

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No_nuance 2 years ago

He looks much older than 14, and like he is disappointed with something! LOL

57points

Emie N. 2 years ago

He actually looks younger than 14.

7points

Anne Jones 2 years ago

He looks disappointed with everything!!

3points

Roland C. 2 years ago

Disappointed that he has to wear a suit, I'd guess.

1point

Zana Rhodes 2 years ago

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1point

Claudia Smith 2 years ago

It was his dad's wedding..

0points

Mary Peace 2 years ago

I agree, he looks about 25 to me. And very disappointed.

-2points

Auntriarch 2 years ago

You may be dressed like one, but you don't look like one. In fact you don't look enough like a self serving rabble rousing cockwomble to be any kind of politician

10points

Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 2 years ago

*pounces the nearest cockwomble*

6points

Adrian Scarlett 2 years ago

Preceding UKIP with the word 'disgraced' is redundant.

9points

Fat Harry 2 years ago

Is there any other sort of UKIP candidate?

7points

karl matthews 2 years ago

Pretty sure this is Merrion Street in Dublin so not the UK. https://www.google.ie/maps/@53.3392317,-6.2525812,3a,60y,195.56h,89.42t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sDvQT7Ejm-8Tn3GnCTRXKsQ!2e0!7i16384!8i8192?entry=ttu

2points

Marion Connolly 2 years ago

I thought the same thing when I saw it

0points

Slinkaste 2 years ago

He has this Hugh Grant ,,Nottinghill” vibe in this pic

2points

One legged Steve 2 years ago

So what's a UKIP candidate for us Americans?

1point

Charity Angel 2 years ago (edited)

They were a very anti-European, pretty racist overall, right-wing political party led by Nigel Farage (who I think did manage to seep his way over to the States - sorry about that). Apparently they still exist (though not led by Nigel Farage any more), which I genuinely had to look up because they went pretty quiet after the Brexit vote. You wouldn't be far off equating them to Republicans, tbh. (edit: their colour is purple, so the kid's tie is really lending itself to the UKIP vibe)

2points

Caroline Driver 1 year ago

Even down to the purple tie. Disgusted that UKIP adopted purple as their colour

0points

Mike Rodrick 2 years ago

Definitely has the haircut for it.

0points

bernie bulk 2 years ago

because you wear womens underwear, and was thrashed at bording school

0points

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Final score:

343points

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Kimberly Alison 2 years ago

The Charles gene kicked in.

338points

Jill Rhodry 2 years ago

Isn't that the Spencer receding hairline though?

30points

zububonsai 2 years ago (edited)

Yes, I've read to determine how bald you will get you have to look at your MOTHER's FATHER' s head (so, at your maternal grandfather, not at the hairline of your father). Feel free to correct me, more medically learned BPs, at least it's true for my brother.

15points

Pedantic Panda 2 years ago

Not going to be a problem for Harry...

11points

IYAAYAS64 2 years ago

OMG I laughed so hard at that😂😂😂🤣🤣

6points

Duncan 2 years ago

Didn't get the ears though

5points

Magazine 2 years ago

Teeth and all

5points

Daria 2 years ago

Male androgenetic alopecia is inherited from mothers.

3points

Lynn Gardenhire 2 years ago

In more ways than one.

1point

Delta Dawn 2 years ago

It’s true though! Men look more like their fathers the older they get

1point

Lady Vader 2 years ago

Wonder when Harry's Charles' gene will kick in?!?!............Oh sorry, did I say that out loud?! 😂

0points

EJN 2 years ago

Actually, it was probably his grandfather's gene that kicked in. Prince William looks more like Prince Phillip than his father, the current King IMHO.

0points

Pyla 2 years ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

0points

LA Murphy 2 years ago

I knew the ginger would be the hotter one.

0points

Pink Princess 2 years ago

Maybe don’t shame people for aging?

51points

BrownTabby 2 years ago

Yeah. Character is most important. So shame him for living in luxury off the taxpayers’ money while people go hungry.

50points

NapQueen 2 years ago

With or without hair, he's lovely! Why are we shaming him for something out of his control, and over something so superficial?

27points

Winnie the Moo 2 years ago

He now looks EXACTLY how Family Guy thinks British men look like 😂

17points

sbj 2 years ago

He looks better with his mouth shut

16points

Trillian 2 years ago

Don't know why you get downvoted. He does. The smile looks unnatural, like he is just exposing his teeth.

19points

Cactuar Jon 2 years ago

what i dont get is there was no in-between, no transition period. It's like he just woke up one day like that

14points

Themoonprincess 2 years ago

people age, okay?!

14points

DC 2 years ago

What even is so bad about a guy getting a bit bald? Happens to, like, 50 % of the population in any place that allows to age beyond like 30.

8points

Becky Samuel 2 years ago

It's not the baldness, it's the way he went from being an attractive youth to being an extremely plain man.

11points

P R 2 years ago

"like" ?

0points

Alex Boyd 2 years ago

Male pattern baldness has a really unfortunate effect with his particular head shape.

-2points

Paul C. 2 years ago

and in other news man ages....shock!

6points

Tommy Lee 2 years ago

Yeah I had a thing for him when he was young but Harry is much better... for now...

4points

Dawn K 2 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

0points

#12

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Final score:

315points

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Mister E 2 years ago

This must be taken during the pandemic...he has Corona after all

172points

867-5309 2 years ago

That's just horrible, upvote!!

15points

LauraDragonWench 2 years ago (edited)

If you haven't begun your Dad joke's collection yet, start with this one - winner!

8points

Ian S 2 years ago

Well played

6points

Arrien 2 years ago

lol

0points

Adam Zad 2 years ago

Arthur Philip Dent

13points

pfeils wife 2 years ago

not me googling Arthur Philip Dent - don't come at me!!

3points

Anna Stephenson 2 years ago

He clearly had things to do and people too see, and he wasn't gonna let ANYTHING stop him!

10points

Paul Gerrard 2 years ago

Fake image. The aldi litter bin isnt overflowing

6points

My “in my head” Voice 2 years ago

Living his best life, apparently!

5points

Sigh J 2 years ago

He's obviously doing alright

3points

Delta Dawn 2 years ago

I bet he’s doing just fine

1point

geezeronthehill 2 years ago

How did he carry his wallet, though?

1point

Couragetcd 2 years ago

Most robes have at least 1pocket

4points

Linda Riebel 2 years ago

Geezing is a learned talent.

1point

James Edwards 2 years ago

At least he has good taste in beer!

1point

Kay Kelly 2 years ago

What? Guinness and Yuengling, please!

2points

The linguistic legacy is also a significant factor in all of this. For one, because it’s a lingua franca—a common language of billions, providing vast potential for puns and wordplay and hence epic memes. But pair that up with the idea that memes are a form of communication (and pair it up also with the historical significance of the culture) and people are sure to share them.

#13

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Final score:

302points

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Tobias Reaper 2 years ago

Sauron was disappointed with this latest batch of Urakai

130points

Bored something 2 years ago

*Uruk-hai

15points

A B C the Third 2 years ago (edited)

These are goblin at best, but certainly no Uruks...

10points

censorshipsucks 2 years ago

I am more scared of the little c***s in the picture above than the uruks.

6points

Joshua Macdonald 2 years ago

Saruman made the uruks**

4points

Andrew Cowles 2 years ago

Sadly too many people who shouldn't breed.

30points

Clown fish 2 years ago

You got 4 all tooled up then the lad at the end trying to work out what to do with his hands lol

21points

tom 2 years ago

He is carrying the wand of invisibility

2points

Peter Trudell Jr 2 years ago

looks like a sad replica of the droogies in A Clockwork Orange.

11points

Ayn OLeary 2 years ago

But not as well dressed.

0points

Eliza May 2 years ago

Should've been used by the grandparents, too.

6points

JessieJ&LilyLovebug 2 years ago

Kinda like the chief marketing strategy of hanging a small display of condoms off the shelf in front of the diapers.

5points

LauraDragonWench 2 years ago

Try and do this in America and Durex would get sued for discrimination or culture shaming or some such. 🙄 (I'm an American so don't yell at me about 'Murica bashing.)

5points

Melissa Rosler 2 years ago

Totally! American here as well and usually ashamed to be. Everything "triggers" someone and nobody can take a joke.

3points

Oskar vanZandt 2 years ago

We had groups of scrotes like that in my neighbourhood too a few years back...

5points

PenguinQueen 2 years ago

This feels more like protection for women against scary blokes in alleyways with weapons... Than it does for 'let's not create more dickheads' 😲😆

2points

Dee Rutherford 2 years ago

😳😳

2points

#14

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Final score:

284points

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Colin Russell-Conway 2 years ago

The equivalent of a WhatsApp postcard. Here you keep that!

61points

Eliza May 2 years ago

WTG Nan, wise to the ways.

7points

Phoenix 2 years ago

That escalated quickly.

5points

Curlz 2 years ago

Nan was very busy!! Haha

3points

ThatCapybara 2 years ago

I had to stare at this photos until I realised what happened lmao

2points

No_nuance 2 years ago

She probably doesn´t know how it works

2points

Rostit. . 2 years ago

Yeah that's kinda the joke

6points

Littlemiss Premium 2 years ago

That's like my mother who set up an e card to remind me to wish myself happy birthday and had the e-card sent to herself instead.

1point

NapQueen 2 years ago

Oh, Nan, how we love you <3

1point

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Final score:

268points

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Uncanny 2 years ago

Also the smile you give when walking past someone in the office when you’ve already done the whole ‘good morning!’ thing.

133points

Becklass 2 years ago

And when you see someone in the supermarket you know and have already said hello. Then keep passing them down each section. The horror.

16points

Brendan 2 years ago

I did the same this morning...so awkward!

12points

PenguinQueen 2 years ago

Don't forget the awkward nod and mumble followed by a half dilly dally of a self chuckle and sidestep if your walking towards them, head bowing as you both go followed by the absolute CLASSIC - eyebrow raise and nod.

5points

Red PANda (she/they) 2 years ago

I wanna upvote but it’s 69 upvotes 😂

2points

Mike Rodrick 2 years ago

I'd have anyone who did that to me assassinated.

0points

Thenatural 2 years ago

Same face we pull when we make any eye contact tbh

9points

Pandora 2 years ago (edited)

That's the famed British, "stiff upper lip".

9points

Magnifico Giganticus 2 years ago

I'm going to have to start identifying as British.

8points

sbj 2 years ago

We use this face for practically all situations

8points

NapQueen 2 years ago

And sarcastically saying 'thank youuuuu' when they don't indeed thank you.

8points

Groaver Andout 2 years ago (edited)

I find, "you're f***ing welcome!", a whole lot more satisfying.

10points

Jinx (she/her) 2 years ago

the "i have no interest in interacting with you, but i don't want to appear rude as i ignore you," smile

7points

xolitaire 2 years ago

Also the face when you share an elevator. It's the "this situation is sh*t but we are in it together so we have to make do" face.

7points

JessieJ&LilyLovebug 2 years ago (edited)

The face all introverted polite people make...everytime they see another person.

3points

Caroline Overill 2 years ago

That is actually the face we pull when about ten people have gone through the door and nobody has said thank you and nobody has taken over.

1point

But, above all, folks online can't help but appreciate British humor. After all, just look at all these UK-focused meme pages out there—it’s a gold mine.

It’s irony, sarcasm, and self depreciation—very appropriate strokes of humor as far as internet culture goes. Throw in some unexpected punchlines and absurdity into the mix, slap on an appropriate visual, and you’re set.

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Final score:

258points

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NapQueen 2 years ago

Wallace & Gromit - a staple of our British culture <3

167points

lily jones 2 years ago

Wallace and Gromit loving Aussie here 🖐🏼

15points

Fry Me A Liver 2 years ago

Thanks & RIP Peter Sallis

8points

SparkleFarts 2 years ago

Sadly, Aardman Studios say they only have enough clay for one more feature length film 😢

6points

Will Cable 2 years ago

If only the rail network could lay track as fast as Gromit

4points

Duck Duck Panda 2 years ago

“Cheese, Gromit?”

0points

That Goth Demon (zey/zem) 2 years ago

My mum forced me to watch it a bunch, love the show but I have the plotline permanently in my head now.

0points

Andrew Vince 2 years ago

When he takes the rubber glove off his head and Wallace gasps.."You!!!"

23points

PG 2 years ago

LOL, I have that poster on a coffee mug!!

3points

Irishwoman abroad 2 years ago

I know, it was sheer genius!

1point

Sarah Nunns 2 years ago

Yes, priceless! 🤣

0points

Chewie Baron Premium 2 years ago

He is probably the greatest villain in the history of British Cinema.

14points

Temporary Dork 2 years ago

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14points

Norm Gilmore 2 years ago

I have this poster on a t shirt😎

3points

Eliza May 2 years ago

It's the beady eyes

10points

Meagan Glaser 2 years ago

Soulless eyes. Like a dolls eyes.

4points

Paul Bull 2 years ago

And Shaun the Sheep.

9points

C.O. Shea 2 years ago

Grommet, these are the wrong trousers! God bless Peter Sallis. It'll never be the same without him.

6points

Mary Peace 2 years ago

True, but excuse me saying, it's Gromit. Thank you.

2points

Robert Beveridge 2 years ago

Aardman are magic.

6points

Momo Skarsgård 2 years ago

When I first moved to USA and asked for the plasticine at school, the two kids at my table looked at me like I had three heads.

3points

Mary Peace 2 years ago

Do they have Play-doh?

0points

Bill Swallow 2 years ago

How? The same way they made Gromit the greatest silent actor since Charlie Chaplin, mate!

3points

#17

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Final score:

253points

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Robert T 2 years ago

I haven't recovered from my last trip to Lidl. Came back with enough gear to equip a medium sized garage, but failed to buy any food. Anyone need an air compressor and a 4 post lift?

12points

Anyone-for-tea? 2 years ago

I went in there once for some brioche burger buns (so much cheaper than Sainsburys or Tescos) and came out with a platform dolly that was only a tenner, a felt cat bed, and an arty box of drawing charcoal! Money well spent.

5points

Verena 2 years ago (edited)

And they did it before scanning became standard. The cashiers knew every price out of their head, it was essential to strategically place the Wednesday-specials on the belt, otherwise you were doomed. There was no storage space behind the cashiers, everything was immediately shovelled in the cart at the ready (empty cart of the previous customer)

6points

Auntriarch 2 years ago

And they still manage to talk to customers and recognise regulars

7points

xolitaire 2 years ago

You can try to match the cashier's speed, but you will never win.

4points

Mike Smith 2 years ago

Certainly not if you try packing. I fling them into one of the shallow trolleys

0points

Anouk T 2 years ago

Nuts! Tell me how Lidl is able to sell nuts so cheap when any other supermarket sells them for twice the price?!

2points

TRina Lockary 2 years ago

they have an army of squirrels

2points

Dark Pearl 2 years ago

Haunted bins?!

2points

Jules 2 years ago

Very accurate 😂😂😂

1point

Danielle 2 years ago

I bought a cement drill the other day. Why? Who knows, the middle aisle told me I need it.

1point

Geoff Anderson 2 years ago

Haunted bin?... please elaborate, Canadian here.

1point

Sarah Kathrin Matsoukis 2 years ago

And Morrison's just chilling

1point

Stygtand Premium 2 years ago

Copyright law made me giggle.

1point

G R 2 years ago

TEAM CUTHBERT

0points

#18

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Final score:

250points

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Superb Owl 2 years ago

The tastiest thing here is the HP sauce.

64points

Auntriarch 2 years ago

Depends on who made the mince. Auntie Janet, yes please. Auntie Eunice, oh I've just had tea thanks

35points

Robert T 2 years ago

You clearly haven't tasted good mince and tatties. Food of the gods. Though I prefer mine with mash.

21points

Johnnynatfan 2 years ago

American here. What is HP sauce? What does it taste like?

3points

Lucylastik 2 years ago

What's wrong with Ground beef, carrots, gravy and potatoes? Yes it's pretty basic but you don't know how it tastes?

0points

Baali Venomax 2 years ago

I cant explain that to my American friends. I'm like: You have to try it to understand. Its not something easily explained in words.

0points

Dr Robert Neville 2 years ago

Except it's made in Amsterdam.

0points

VioletHunter 2 years ago

No, no it isn't. It needs to burn.

-2points

Yer maw 󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 2 years ago

Don't knock it til you've tried it - mince n tatties is an awesome meal when made correctly - full of flavour, warm and fillings - perfect for a winter dinner. Now I want it for my dinner

22points

Wood Carver 2 years ago

My step mother makes this a few times a year though we usually do Tattie scones rather than boiled potatoes and it is genuinely delicious and like 1.50 to make. Truly a treat every time I get the chance.

1point

Andrew Cowles 2 years ago

Mince and Potatoes were a very popular meal. Even the very fancy Dean Street Townhouse has/had it on the menu. You do realise it's just a Cottage (or shepherds) Pie without the spuds mashed!?

10points

Peppy 2 years ago

Deconstructed cottage pie

12points

Dim T 2 years ago

This is literally just stew potato and bread. Whats wrong with it

6points

Paul Bull 2 years ago

It's just not Britain. I ate this as a child. Loved it.

5points

ThisisEngland 2 years ago

Nowt wrong with that. Throw some pastry at it and you've got yourself a mince and tattie pie.

4points

LokisLilButterknife 2 years ago

This is mince and tatties, a popular comfort food dish in Scotland. However, the tatties (po-ta-toes) have not yet been mashed.)

3points

Cloakred_Is_Bored 2 years ago

American here, 🤢

1point

Beary Nice 2 years ago

that's a cottage pie someone was too hungry to finish making...still mash the potatoes at least..

1point

Delta Dawn 2 years ago

that looks good ngl

1point

Ultimately, memes are a mode of communication—or at least it has become so in the modern world. It’s a way to express culturally relevant ideas, whether it is just for giggles or with a higher purpose in mind. Mostly giggles, yes, but as a social phenomenon—one that relates to cultures and subcultures and can spread rapidly—it has found itself as a more serious form of communication.

#19

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Final score:

243points

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Melody Shanahan-Kluth 2 years ago

LOLOLOLOLOL

70points

Jerry Lane 2 years ago

When I read this with my American English I thought there was a fight at a school run by Dolly Parton on the lawn.

26points

Almost sunny 2 years ago

Yeah you Muppet!

13points

Dirk Daring 2 years ago

"Do you want beef tonight at 6"

7points

Corvus 2 years ago

Oh, scrap.

7points

Rebekah 2 years ago

I really need to incorporate the Muppet Insult more often.

5points

That Goth Demon (zey/zem) 2 years ago

Go to the year sixes in primary schools in the north and hear it be thrown around

1point

A B C the Third 2 years ago

fúckin, fúck, fúcking, fúcking - de-censoring service at the ready for ya :)

5points

Thenatural 2 years ago

Shame these 2 didn't meet up and go toe to toe.....opportunity missed

4points

Magnifico Giganticus 2 years ago

So far that is "twerp" and "muppet" I'll be adding to my vocabulary.

3points

That Goth Demon (zey/zem) 2 years ago

Well it's just banter mate really you little f*****g stoned twat if you want a scrap I'll give it you, yeah

2points

#20

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Final score:

238points

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N G 2 years ago

straight to the point ing

52points

Melfunction Premium 4 months ago

Nice pun...

0points

Suzanne McHenry 2 years ago (edited)

Sounds like his mate is a brick short of a load...

4points

No_nuance 2 years ago

LOL! He said it in the first tweet!

2points

Anna Stephenson 2 years ago

Ohhh sarcasm is lost on that future bricklayer!

2points

Riley Quinn 2 years ago

Should've said laying bricks instead, and maybe he'd have figured it out.

1point

Magnifico Giganticus 2 years ago

His story is consistent.

1point

Helen Rohrlach 2 years ago

Sh*t a brick.

1point

Jaya 2 years ago

Why is this so funny? There's no good reason to laugh at this, yet here I am, about to fall off my chair from laughing so hard.

0points

Ant Cartwright 2 years ago

And he has a friend that kills sharks!

0points

Paul Gerrard 2 years ago

Chris needs to sharpen his ✏️

0points

#21

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Final score:

235points

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James016 2 years ago

M'na m'na.....

82points

Wenche Johnsen 2 years ago

I hate you... now I have this on the brain... f***ings muppets song

2points

Charlie the Cat 2 years ago

Lol, that's my ring tone.

2points

Susposter 2 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

1point

Mike Rodrick 2 years ago

M,na m'na

0points

Sian Edwards 2 years ago

Honey Monster!

9points

Ron Baza 2 years ago

*Sugar Puff Nan

6points

Peppy 2 years ago

Tell about the honey mummy

4points

Dee Rutherford 2 years ago

Muppet

1point

Kieran Maloy 2 years ago

Doo doo di doo

1point

Caroline Driver 1 year ago

Tell us about the honey, mummy

0points

Mónica Elisabeth Sacco 2 years ago

Camilla?

0points

Lady Vader 2 years ago

Honey Monster

0points

Carolyn Legg 2 years ago

Now where was that !

0points

Besides laughs, memes can also be used for viral marketing. It taps into the same potential for rapid spread and relatability to achieve business goals of advertising and spreading awareness of the brand among current and future customers.

Memes tend to elicit better reactions from audiences because of their nature of being fit for social media. That, and the shareability puts memes in a situation where it’s criminal for companies to ignore.

#22

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Final score:

229points

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Phoenix 2 years ago

H.. h.. how does KFC run out of chicken? As an American this is incomprehensible.

93points

Tom Nagel 2 years ago

I'm in the US, and we HAD a KFC in our town. They were always running out of different pieces. Had to negotiate replacement parts on the spot if you were ordering a bucket.

6points

Channo Sagara 2 years ago

As an asian, kfc without chicken is like dunkin donuts without... Donuts...

6points

Tumbah 2 years ago

I don't know where you live, but they run out of chicken all the time here in the States. Like all fast food franchises, they don't pay enough to keep staff, so they can't cook chicken, so they run out.

3points

Alicia M 2 years ago

I'm American and I have been to a KFC that ran out of chicken on several different occasions.

3points

Joshua Macdonald 2 years ago

We gave up good Healthcare and unions for all that chicken

3points

Littlemiss Premium 2 years ago

Ours does regularly. They even make you wait for half hour in a queue before you discover that you waited for nothing.

2points

Benita Valdez 2 years ago

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Neil 1 year ago

My wife once went to a Taco Bell that had run out of beans and meat.

0points

Mike Rodrick 2 years ago

Trump used it all for special guests like sports teams.

0points

bernie bulk 2 years ago

mad chook disease

0points

Hetal Vyas 2 years ago

It actually happened!!

0points

Kate Mothers 2 years ago

I'm in American and KFC routinely runs out of chicken after the dinner rush. Sad

0points

Baali Venomax 2 years ago

Problem with suppliers. It happens.

0points

James Sherwood 2 years ago

That did actually happen in the UK. My son went in a few weeks later (age 6) and asked loudly "got any chicken?", everyone looked up and burst out laughing, the staff were not impressed.

0points

PenguinQueen 2 years ago

It even made the news people were interviewed in utter shock and displaying signs of PTSD after having to go to.... 👀 😳... Burger king.

0points

Hoody Hoo 2 years ago

Nope, had it happen in WV. We also had a Taco Bell that regularly ran out of all the things you need to make tacos.

0points

Rostit. . 2 years ago

It's that whole kilograms to pounds conversion thing.

0points

Adam Kelsall 2 years ago

There were protests when KFC ran out of gravy...

3points

Ash 2 years ago

We used to have a KFC in my hometown! I knew somebody who worked there. He opened the building one morning and walked in to discover that half of the kitchen was gone. A sinkhole had opened under the building. The building was, of course, demolished, and the land was eventually sold and rebuilt on. It's a bank now. The safety deposit boxes (including my parents' box) are directly over the old sinkhole. I really wish I was kidding.

1point

Anthony Czuczman 2 years ago

The UK handled the pandemic much better than the US did...

1point

David Fox 2 years ago

Ahhh I remember that 😂

1point

James016 2 years ago

Ever seen a Nando's when they run out of chicken? Steer clear is all I will say

1point

Kevin 1 year ago

Utter nonsense.

0points

Anthony J Cornish 2 years ago

There is also the anagram : Kenchicky Tried Fúcken

0points

Jill 2 years ago

Did we forget this gem? https://edition.cnn.com/travel/article/new-zealand-kfc-arrest-men-intl-hnk/index.html

0points

Riley Quinn 2 years ago

Fights broke out within the first month in my old neighborhood between the masked and the anti-masked. I knew this was going to be one hellava long ride.

0points

#23

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Final score:

221points

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BoredPossum 2 years ago

Not only girls.

117points

Rob(erta) Roy (They/Them) 2 years ago

Yeah, I want it too!

6points

Wood Carver 2 years ago

Lmfao I mean there is a whole bear subculture out there lmfao

4points

Entity_unfound She/they/it 2 years ago

Gimme

0points

Mary Kelly 2 years ago

as much as we admire your imagination, it is not a sex toy

0points

Sheena 2 years ago

LET'S PRAISE DJUNGELSKOG

10points

your sarcastic bestie 2 years ago

i want a djungelskog (i'm literally putting this on my xmas list lmao)

9points

Ann Coffman 2 years ago

I just got the Lion for my grandson's first birthday. It's as big as he is!

0points

Phoenix 2 years ago

As a girl, I can confirm. I would rather have djungelskog than roses.

9points

A B C the Third 2 years ago

What currency is QR? The Royal Quid?

5points

Clare E 2 years ago

Qatari riyal

0points

Elena Williams 2 years ago

Island of the Skog

3points

Purple light 2 years ago

Great book!

1point

Sarah Kathrin Matsoukis 2 years ago

I'm not going to cheat on Blahaj

3points

Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 2 years ago

My owners would disembowel that.

3points

Oskar vanZandt 2 years ago

Erm, pardon? IKEA does have some of the most brilliantly named product ranges... 🤣

2points

Jill 2 years ago

Yep, all of them come from words in Swedish. So when Swedes go into any IKEA around the world, they feel like they have come home!

0points

JJ 2 years ago

Uhh, the dog would love it. He fell in love with Jättelik dinosaur when he was a puppy and that toy is still good after a year.

2points

#24

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Final score:

221points

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Panda Kicki 2 years ago

Aww, poor granddad.

96points

Robert Millar 2 years ago

Well that was helpful.

2points

Andrew Cowles 2 years ago

My nanny walked out of Woolworths (which has long since gone in the UK) with an umbrella tucked under her arm, they caught up with her and she was devastated. That was in the 90s though and now you can pretty much just help yourself.

15points

Dee Rutherford 2 years ago (edited)

I did this on checkout because I was busy yapping. Got home, noticed no receipt, went rushing back to pay. They were waiting for me.. we all had a good laugh. Never done it again and am very careful when it’s time to pay.

8points

Tuna Beach 2 years ago

WHAT WAS THE ANSWER???!!!!!

6points

Riley Quinn 2 years ago

I wore a bizarre sweater with loose, fringy sleeves to the mall one day. Went into a shop, went through the bins of jewelry, didn't find anything I'd actually spend my money on, and left. It wasn't until I was halfway through the mall that I realized I had a couple pairs of earrings caught on a sleeve. I did not go back.

2points

Alicia M 2 years ago (edited)

At Target, they'll let you steal until you have stolen enough to reach a felony level and then they arrest you. This is in the USA.

2points

Zelda Sterling 2 years ago

I wonder who started this internet rumor. Maybe it was Target themselves. Both CVS & Target are starting to have some of their fear-mongering shoplifting stories questioned, because financials don't lie. Either way, it's a silly story to tell for multiple reasons. 1) there would be no way to prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that was the same person in the security video each time. 2) w/o stopping & searching the shoplifter each time, it would be tough to prove what the person actually had in their possession when they walked out. Those of us who've worked retail can definitely vouch for cameras' blind spots. 3) felonies regularly get dropped to misdemeanors. 4)Targets are not mom n pop bodegas. Each store is huge and shoplifting is often a slight of hand. Even with cameras everywhere, it would be a tough task to monitor, catch, and tally. Bullsh*t Target, bullsh*t Walmart, the biggest thief is you for your profit margin & what you pay your workers. The call is coming from inside the ho

4points

Author SJ Baily 2 years ago

Impressed by the attempt to use whilst!

1point

Janelle Collard Premium 2 years ago

Well??? What did Tesco say???

1point

Mike Rodrick 2 years ago

He's 25 wearing a grandad suit.

0points

Bermy 2 years ago

Transport him to one of the distant colonies. Our king cannot have people like him in the mother country.

0points

Another non-giggle aspect of memes is how it can be used to advance human rights and socially-responsible agendas. Not too long ago, Bored Panda covered another meme page—Misandrist Memes.

On the surface, it’s a page that shares memes about how and why men are just the worst. But underneath it all, it’s a satirical stream of memes that sheds light on the need to push for equal rights among genders.

#25

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Final score:

213points

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No_nuance 2 years ago

He looks much better in the picture to the right!!

49points

R Dennis 2 years ago

Spent that £4 well...

10points

Donald 2 years ago

Lighting and angles will do wonders

10points

Channo Sagara 2 years ago

Dude...

7points

Linda van A. 2 years ago

It's the angle.

2points

Fitz_N_Fartz 2 years ago

Lost a few pounds either way........

0points

Baali Venomax 2 years ago

Well he's lost four pounds hasnt he? :)

0points

H.L.Lewis 2 years ago

Proof that money can't buy happiness?

0points

Susposter 2 years ago

On the left he looks drunk

0points

Sigh J 2 years ago

Wow, only spent £4 in 2 years. Moocher

7points

sbj 2 years ago

You look live you've spent that 4 quid wisely

6points

Cactuar Jon 2 years ago

He spent £4 in 2 years? I wish i could be that frugal.

2points

A B C the Third 2 years ago

fúck.

1point

ivan tesigo 2 years ago

money does not bring happiness

1point

David Paterson 2 years ago

Arnold Schwarzenegger explained. He said on Oprah something like "It's true, money doesn't bring happiness. Now that I have 13 million I'm no happier than I was when I had 4 million".

5points

randomhungryhamsterperson 1 year ago

lol

0points

Carolyn Legg 2 years ago

Better than 0!

0points

lonesoul 2 years ago

I like this man

0points

JK 2 years ago

£4 well spent it seems!

0points

#26

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Final score:

210points

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Jeremy James 2 years ago (edited)

I found some data on this. The US consumes about 9.5 liters of pure ethanol per capita over the age of 15. The UK is estimated at 11.4 liters per capita. The EU average is 11.3 liters and the world average is 6.4 liters. EDIT: anually

97points

Uncanny 2 years ago

I’m from Oz, and was disappointed to find we’re only at 10L. Someone’s letting down the side, and I know it’s not me! 😉

33points

Rachael green 2 years ago

Thank you for providing real stats. I've never been so proud to British 😂

24points

Robert T 2 years ago

That's an annual average, but I know people who call that Saturday night.

17points

Scott Rackley 2 years ago

I can't drink all of it. We need to up our game.

9points

keyboardtek 2 years ago

Americans could beat that if they were not so busy shooting guns after they got drunk.

8points

Donald 2 years ago

I think the US tanked .3 points when I quit.

6points

The Original Bruno 2 years ago

"EDIT: anually" Not if your Scottish.

3points

Hugh Cookson 2 years ago

Oh, I thought that was just a good Saturday night out !!

1point

My O My 2 years ago

Thank you for that! Now we need data on how much a Brit (or a german as I am one) can down on one evening without passing out and the same for Americans.

1point

ConstantlyJon 2 years ago

as an american, that's actually a lot closer than I thought it'd be.

1point

Printerman 2 years ago

Not sure they're counting Alabama moonshiners, though.

0points

Author SJ Baily 2 years ago

Please re-edit to annually. Thanks!

0points

Baali Venomax 2 years ago

So the EU isnt that far behind us then?

0points

Cj Churchall-McKenzie 2 years ago

dont forget in the uk its 18 to start drinking legally(in most places) and in the US its 21. we start earlier lol

0points

Will Cable 2 years ago

I read that as "anally"....must wear my glasses

0points

Russell Bowman 2 years ago

"liters of pure ethanol" ... feel the burn

0points

CV Vir 2 years ago

Our culture was significant altered by Prohibition.

0points

Mikey Kliss 2 years ago

I think you just needs to challenge WI and well beat u. All the other states bring down our average

9points

Ms A 2 years ago

Midwest represent! Hey der neighbor! Michigander here. Tell ur folks I says hi!

5points

Giddyfish 2 years ago

Correct!

1point

Alicia M 2 years ago

🤣

0points

howdylee 2 years ago

Got a bunch of ninnies scattered about bringing down the average. Come to the National Tractor Pulling Championship in August every year in Bowling Green, Ohio... There's our drinking crew!!!

3points

Jeremy James 2 years ago

Hah! "Clean and sober," means I just got out of the shower and I'm on my way to the liquor store.

0points

Eliza May 2 years ago

But NOT Newfoundland & Laborador (90.6 l) , or Canadian Quebec & Maritimes (tied, 77.4 l). Canada's average is 67.1 l. How's THAT, UK? 😁😆😆 https://www.statista.com/topics/2292/beer-market-of-canada/#topicOverview

3points

Puppy Dancing! 2 years ago

Pure ethanol is 4.53 liter based on 5% beer 90.6 l.

2points

Eliza May 2 years ago

But not Nova Scotians...

2points

CD King 2 years ago

Throw in the Canadians and Aussies and we could kick global a*s

1point

Jacob B. 2 years ago

Lets cause a world catastrophe. Challenge the Irish to have a drinking contest with the Russians. I'm sure some Geneva Convention laws will be broken there.

1point

Quarkbeast 2 years ago

I'm very surprised that the EU average is lower, my belief was that the Scandinavian countries were doing a bang-up job drinking the UK under the table.

1point

Clare E 2 years ago

Too expensive to get drunk regularly in Scandi countries.

0points

LauraDragonWench 2 years ago

I wouldn't bet against the UK in this, for sure.

1point

TheGoodBoi Premium 2 years ago

Challenge accepted :D

1point

#27

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Final score:

208points

POST

Themoonprincess 2 years ago

Is this written by Faramir

48points

sbj 2 years ago

Nowt wrong with a good stew

20points

Phoenix 2 years ago

It's too late for me, save yourself!

8points

LauraDragonWench 2 years ago

I'm guessing it's not the stew which deserves the warning, but the chef. Possibly in the vein of Susan from "My Family"? 😁

1point

No_nuance 2 years ago

Oh no! he doesn´t like his wifes cooking!

1point

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Between all the laughs, you learn a thing or two about the country, its history, social, cultural and political aspects, and then it likely becomes a fact or a gag you casually throw out at a party to impress friends.

And that’s how it starts. You just shared it.

#28

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Final score:

205points

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Daya Meyer 2 years ago

Well, comfy shoes for long days. What's wrong with that?

208points

VioletHunter 2 years ago

It's a ROYAL WEDDING. If you won't dress up for that, you won't dress up for anything. Though she's a nun, she basically isn't allowed to dress up. And I guess her feet hurt.

23points

Ash 2 years ago

...I'm pretty sure this is just... the shoes she wears with her habit. Always. she's a NUN. plain black comfy shoes to go with her plain gray comfy habit. Do you really expect her to show up in hot pink heels???

13points

PenguinQueen 2 years ago

You telling me Kate isn't wearing her comfy slippers under there?!

6points

Delta Dawn 2 years ago

nothing, it’s a timeless classic

1point

Cory Kent 2 years ago

What's wrong is we dress up for formal occasions. That's the reason we have dress shoes, or church shoes.

0points

Fred L. 2 years ago

You'd want nuns to change their habits?

50points

Alicia M 2 years ago

Occasionally

7points

My “in my head” Voice 2 years ago

Upvote. I see what you did there!

6points

Emily 2 years ago

Nice!

0points

Rizzo 2 years ago

Nuns traditionally give zero f*cks. Fact! ;)

24points

Dirk Daring 2 years ago

Well, when you take a vow of poverty, you're not going to be rocking the Valentino Garavani F-Me pumps.

20points

Phoenix 2 years ago

Good for her! Comfort over fashion.

18points

Surenu 2 years ago

She's married to Jesus and THAT guy wore sandals everywhere. Fashion-wise, that is a major step up.

14points

Mary Peace 2 years ago

Jesus wore sandals, everyone wore sandals due to hot dusty climate, I think most people still do in that part of the world.

0points

Robert T 2 years ago

She's been trying to kick the habit, but they're just soooooo comfy!

7points

Apatheist Account2 2 years ago

Nuns - otherwise known as "birds of pray".

5points

ThisisEngland 2 years ago

They have to move about silently which is easier to do in soft soles. Hard soles on hard floors in churches are louder than Hawaiian shirts.

4points

Corvus 2 years ago (edited)

"They forgot to wear fancy shoes at my wedding. I forgot to wear fancy shoes at their funerals."

3points

#29

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Final score:

193points

POST

Blue Bunny of Happiness 2 years ago

Take that bit of parsley off immediately!

181points

Maggz Bennett 2 years ago

That's the side salad!

20points

Brian Hawley 2 years ago

The parsley’s just decorative. You’re not meant to eat it.

15points

Rob Williams 2 years ago

Have you no class?

1point

Baali Venomax 2 years ago

*eats the parsley* Its okay Im half Spanish and honestly I prefer the tapas with olives and fried squid.

1point

Nykky 2 years ago

Aren't more frustrated by the baked beans?

1point

Chris B 2 years ago

And replace it with 12 more pots of ketchup

1point

Awkward lady 2 years ago

Parsley is garstlee!!

1point

Caroline Overill 2 years ago

Yeah. Bloody health food

0points

Ayn OLeary 2 years ago

And make sure that there are exactly six fish sticks please.

0points

Sue Rogers 2 years ago

But it makes it so appetizing.

0points

Sonja Timmerman 2 years ago

hahahahaaaaa!!

0points

Slap Shot 2 years ago

Keep the parsley and dump the rest.

0points

Cricketgeeklol 2 years ago

Bleh I hate parsley- why do they pick it, surely someone has observed that NOBODY eats it

-1point

Wiles Anonim 2 years ago

I-WANT-THIS-FOOD-NOOOOOOOOOW!!!

7points

Becks 2 years ago

Foods of the gods.

6points

Panda Kicki 2 years ago

For a non brit, what am I looking at? Think I can see fish sticks, some potatoe, chicken and beans?

6points

Robert T 2 years ago

Fish fingers, Alphabites, chicken nuggets, Smiles, potato waffles, battered chicken bites, curly fries and dino nuggets. In the middle, baked beans and I think alphabetti spaghetti. Mainly produced by Birds Eye, McCain and Heinz.

13points

Curlz 2 years ago

How beige

3points

Kieran Maloy 2 years ago

Ah--the omnipresent beans!

2points

Rhys 2 years ago

❤️👌🧑‍🍳

2points

Nika the Great 2 years ago (edited)

Ngl this is a w dinner besides the beans

1point

Demi Law 2 years ago

Is That ABC Soup?

1point

Charity Angel 2 years ago

Alphabetti spaghetti

1point

xolitaire 2 years ago

Dibs on the dino nuggies

1point

#30

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Final score:

191points

POST

Sheena 2 years ago

Average British:

55points

Tj H 2 years ago

Awww you missed the best part. The police had trouble catching him initially cuz he kept running around yelling "wee woo wee woo"

19points

Kira Okah 2 years ago

I thought it was "nee naw nee naw", still hilarious either way.

2points

sbj 2 years ago

Stole them to match his outfit

11points

Mary Peace 2 years ago

Obviously. Got to be colour or (color) co-ordinated.

0points

Wilf 2 years ago

Bit tame for Sunderland, isn't it?

8points

Kat Lyle 2 years ago

I shouldn't approve buuut the balls that lad must have had at the time.

2points

Amina Wijntje 2 years ago

Sooooo... Normal day at the office then?

2points

Karen Philpott 2 years ago

Ah, 'e's a lad, eh.

2points

Cactuar Jon 2 years ago

They'll tek owt tha' in't nailed darn!

2points

Alicia M 2 years ago

Good man. 🤣

1point

Mike Rodrick 2 years ago

In the U.S., he'd be shot.

0points

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#31

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Final score:

187points

POST

Scott Rackley 2 years ago

Of course. "Hey Phil, is he using the hammer masonry drill?" "Yeah, DeWalt cordless"

91points

Phobrek 2 years ago

I ❤️ my DeWalt cordless. And my corded DeWalt. But not as much.

3points

Ian S 2 years ago

Why would he be using a hammer masonry drill on wood. That's just silly.

2points

Dr Robert Neville 2 years ago

Nah, an SDS would be better on masonry and that's not a DeWalt, they're yellow and black.

1point

Hydro Keychain 2 years ago

"Binford 9000!"

1point

David Shaw Premium 2 years ago

Niiice!

0points

Mike Fitzpatrick 2 years ago

Awww, the 20 volt or the 45 volt? Ya know the 45 is a total badass....

0points

Dim T 2 years ago

You can tell they're rearing to tell him hes doing it wrong and they can do it better. Hint : they can't

6points

TheGoodBoi Premium 2 years ago

Is that a cobalt bit? Nice. I've got a couple of those. bit more expensive but they stay sharp and grab better. Need a beer?

4points

James016 2 years ago

Need to assess the tools being used.

4points

Jill 2 years ago

When the building across from our office was being torn down, I watched the men who ran Sweden's Internet sit during lunch and turn into little kids while watching the machines and construction workers!

2points

BossyCloud 2 years ago

Why are 2 men in charge of the Swedish internet??

1point

InfiniteZeek 2 years ago

I mean watching stuff being built/repaired/etc is fascinating.

2points

Steve Hall 2 years ago

The same reaction would happen in almost any place on earth.

1point

Mike Rodrick 2 years ago

In the U.S., it's Penn Dot.

0points

Janet Graham 2 years ago

They need to 'supervise'

0points

George D 2 years ago

This is funny. Can confirm

0points

#32

Funny-UK-Memes-Laughssuk

Final score:

186points

POST

Anna Stephenson 2 years ago

That could also happen in Australia to be honest!

118points

Rostit. . 2 years ago

Except they'd say f**k off ya c**t"

23points

Joshua Macdonald 2 years ago

Amazing how those sharks get around. Like you can find them all over the world or something

5points

Delta Dawn 2 years ago

Florida too

4points

Fat Harry 2 years ago

Much more likely. We only have basking sharks in the UK (as far as I know).

4points

Su Boddie 2 years ago

That can happen in any place where there are great whites.

1point

Frostfirefox919 2 years ago

We..... actually have a guy who's punched a shark. Mick Fanning.

1point

Mike Rodrick 2 years ago

South Africa as well.

0points

michelle neugebauer 2 years ago

Probably was in Australia!

0points

Natalia 2 years ago

It certainly didn't happen in the UK that's for sure!

0points

Baali Venomax 2 years ago

is it true if you punch a shark on the nose, it gets dizzy and disorientated for a few mins then?

0points

Roger9er 2 years ago

I'm sure it left because he said 'fück off' and totally not by that punch.

8points

James016 2 years ago

Sharks understand "F**k off"

8points

Phoenix 2 years ago

This was apparently the correct approach.

7points

Libstak 2 years ago

No joke, I actually dreamt I did that. As an Aussie, I woke up grinning.

5points

Paul Gerrard 2 years ago

Nobody woukd say that in uk. Too cold for great whites. Only a pale pom at bondi woukd say that. Sharks think they are croutons

3points

Sue Denham 2 years ago

Shark skulked off muttering about bad language.

2points

IYAAYAS64 2 years ago

Australia had to be Australia

2points

Amy Smith 2 years ago (edited)

I had a friend who was moving to Australia with her partner for a year, we found a video of a woman walking her dog. A crocodile or alligator went to grab the dog and she straight up whacked it on the nose with her flip flop, picked up her dog and kept walking - she never did turn into that woman but came back completely unbothered by spiders

2points

Alicia M 2 years ago

It really wasn't that violence that made the shark leave, it was the language.

1point

#33

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Final score:

185points

POST

Blue Bunny of Happiness 2 years ago

Yep, “should have gone to Specsavers”!

115points

BewilderedBanana 2 years ago

technically, they did :)

19points

Chris Prescott 2 years ago

They did!

7points

Hoody Hoo 2 years ago

Shoulda gone yesterday!

6points

pfeils wife 2 years ago

No one talking about what "looks" like blood under that car? Hope it isn't

4points

PeeledPotato 2 years ago

i read this while specsavers ad perfectly timed on tv

2points

Baali Venomax 2 years ago

should have gone before you got in the car?

1point

Catharina Geerts 2 years ago

Got the "should have gone to Specsavers" ads in the Netherlands too

1point

Hellsbunnies TV 2 years ago

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Jessica Harmon 2 years ago

Could also be, " you can't park there mate".

7points

Robert T 2 years ago

Prices for spectacles have gone through the roof lately, but I didn't think anyone would try ram-raiding SpecSavers.

5points

Paul C. 2 years ago

They went....what more could you want?

3points

Zelda McLink 2 years ago

...and Australia!

3points

Kimberly Alison 2 years ago

What are they thinking?

3points

Curlz 2 years ago

It's the Specsaver's advert ...their slogan

0points

kazuha 2 years ago

in australia too 😭 🤚🏻

2points

Tee Pussi 2 years ago

Should've NOT gone to Specsavers

1point

Caroline Driver 1 year ago

*nodding*

0points

randomhungryhamsterperson 1 year ago

the ironie

0points

#34

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Final score:

181points

POST

Daya Meyer 2 years ago (edited)

"Der Hundertjährige, der aus dem Fenster stieg und verschwand"?

38points

Joshua Macdonald 2 years ago

That's whatever you're saying for ya

13points

Moosy Girl 2 years ago

They did a free outdoor showing of the film based on this… on the front lawn of our local retirement home.

5points

Settled for Infamy 2 years ago

They must have found him.

2points

Birgit Sommer 2 years ago

Und schwups, weg war er.

0points

Ancsuri 2 years ago

That was a great movie!!

0points

Black Garbage 2 years ago

Poor guy. He just wanted some friends.

11points

SquiddoDiddo 2 years ago

Awww no that’s so sad 😞

4points

Scott Wilkins 2 years ago

Won't be lonely in jail I guess.

3points

Gary 2 years ago

I will assume from the reporter name that this is not real.

3points

Magnifico Giganticus 2 years ago

Dang. Tough to find any funny in this.

2points

sbj 2 years ago

Poor soul

1point

Colin Russell-Conway 2 years ago

The name of the author makes me think this is BS

1point

Caroline Driver 1 year ago

Ghast Lee? Made up name

0points

Mike Rodrick 2 years ago

Biden while visiting.

0points

#35

Funny-UK-Memes-Laughssuk

Final score:

178points

POST

HelluvaHedgehogAlien 2 years ago

Which one is your grandpa?

155points

kazuha 2 years ago

the blonde one, i think

5points

Boris Long-Johnson 2 years ago

3 out of 4 grandpas in the uk are sexy

3points

Hakunamawhatnow 2 years ago (edited)

This made me laugh way too loud.

2points

Hugh Crawford 2 years ago

The blond

0points

Stephanie L Thesing 2 years ago

I’m trying to figure out how one accidentally gets a photo like this when one wants a passport pic…

7points

Chris B 2 years ago

He did it in the photo booth. In the UK one of their original purposes was for passport photos, it was only later that the fun stuff was added. I am guessing he just couldn't figure out the options, or maybe atomic kitten was what the person before him took

9points

XenoMurph 2 years ago

I like the new lineup

4points

Johnnynatfan 2 years ago

HAHAH oh my god this is great! I have no idea who atomic kitten is and it seems like grandad doesn't either nor why he is hanging out with them.

2points

Alicia M 2 years ago

This is great.

1point

Mike Rodrick 2 years ago

We ALL know what "kitten" refers to. They're not fooling me!

0points

Lady Vader 2 years ago

How?!?!

0points

Carolyn Legg 2 years ago

It's the beautiful wonen

0points

Catie Saralegui 2 years ago

Accidentally… uh huh

0points

Lee 2 years ago

Don't lie- that's just original member Kerry Katona back for a reunion .

0points

#36

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Final score:

178points

POST

Robert Bashford 2 years ago

For the Scottish police, that's not what they got in a raid, that's just their lunch =P

193points

Bamboozled 2 years ago

Not enough cholesterol to constitute a Scottish lunch. This is just a mid-morning snack 😂

14points

SparkDragon 2 years ago

Where's the Bucky?!

4points

censorshipsucks 2 years ago

no deepfried marsbars.

2points

Groaver Andout 2 years ago

Quality Polis. https://youtu.be/i8AsxgTtDpI?si=JWLtA_0JOUDKqsPg

1point

Rhys 2 years ago

🤣

1point

Scott Rackley 2 years ago

Are you s******g me they have mad dog in Scotland? Oh lord lads are you in for a bad morning.

6points

Yer maw 󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 2 years ago

It's been around since I was a bairn at least - the green one gives me the fear

3points

Kazza 2 years ago

You can still buy MD 20/20?! The taste of my 6th form years.

2points

El Dee 2 years ago

Raiding the Mafia Vs lifting the Young Team..

2points

Julie S 2 years ago

No Irn Bru?

2points

sbj 2 years ago

I think those drinks are possibly more deadly

2points

KJ 2 years ago

MD 20/20 and Frosty Jack, brings back bad memories of being a teenager.

1point

Andy Frobig 2 years ago

Good to know they get Mad Dog in Scotland

1point

anxiety embodiment 2 years ago

i wanna go to scotland.

1point

censorshipsucks 2 years ago

can't be, no "irn bru"

1point

#37

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Final score:

175points

POST

Anna Stephenson 2 years ago

I literally have nightmares that start like this, and end with the car flipping backwards and or rolling down the bill backwards

83points

lily jones 2 years ago

OMG same I always have nightmares of trying to drive up a steep hill and falling down, and as the car rushing down I wake up out of breath

6points

SilverSkyCloud 2 years ago

i have dreams where i have to walk up hills like this and the hill moves and gets steeper so i have to cling onto the railing so i dont fall

1point

Delta Dawn 2 years ago

We have a literal skid row in my city - loggers used to just roll the timber down it to the port, it always makes me nervous to go uphill

1point

Mary Peace 2 years ago

In the UK, 'the bill' is slang for the police, so were you rolling backwards over the police?

0points

Andy Frobig 2 years ago

Yes! I'm not scared of much but going up steep hills is not cool

0points

Ash 2 years ago

omg same

0points

Sonja 2 years ago

Yup. And I’ll look at hills in real life and wonder “Could the car make it up this one?”. The answer is often no.

0points

Sue Phillips Premium 2 years ago

Me too! Mine also almost always involve driving or falling into water.

0points

featherytoad 2 years ago

I've had those too. Or, another one is where I'm driving up a hill and when going down the other side, the car lifts into the air and is doing a nose dive to the ground below.

0points

Rostit. . 2 years ago

My first car had a hillholder clutch. My current car doesn't

2points

The Darkest Timeline 2 years ago

Sounds like a dad to me: “75 degree hill? No problem; hold on!”

1point

Thomas Schwarting 1 year ago

You KNOW you're good when you can master that!

0points

Janet L 1 year ago

Me too!

0points

Mike Rodrick 2 years ago

I think I can I think I can I think I can.

0points

Valerie Page 2 years ago

Why don't you all buy an automatic car ? Mine has changed my life in that I no longer have these nightmares

0points

Carolyn Legg 2 years ago

And pigs fly!

0points

Nancy Lynch Premium 2 years ago

Another day in San Francisco. Try driving that in the fog.

0points

Troy Parr 2 years ago

I live in the UK but have never seen peppa pig...

0points

#38

Funny-UK-Memes-Laughssuk

Final score:

168points

POST

Anna Stephenson 2 years ago

Yeah, that's the thing with missing people Ellie!- not knowing where they are is kinda the whole point!

118points

Dee Rutherford 2 years ago

I think she’s just wonder where they are stashed. It seems strange to her because she thinks England is small.

4points

Rayne OfSalt 2 years ago

How do people go missing in such a tiny collection of countries that have no apex predators? When people go missing here in Australia, we know that either the crocs, the cassowaries or the outback got 'em. Or occasionally, a serial killer. But we're a huge country with a lot of empty space.

14points

Scott Wilkins 2 years ago

Here in the US we're more worried about totally random bullets. Even our pets carry guns...

8points

Pam Ives 2 years ago

Humans are the apex predator in the UK.

3points

Becky Samuel 2 years ago

They're mostly missing by choice. Young people leaving their parents/guardians/whatever make up the vast majority.

1point

David Paterson 2 years ago

I know a missing person in Australia. Never had a job, never had a tax return, almost certainly sponging off some poor sod.

0points

𝓚𝓮𝓲𝓽𝓱 2 years ago

6 feet under 💀

11points

The Darkest Timeline 2 years ago

She goes on to add, “…maybe we should be looking for them.”

9points

The Original Bruno 2 years ago

She wondering who the man is who gets robbed every 14 minutes in New York?

3points

sbj 2 years ago

They are in hiding as they are trying to avoid her

3points

Beary Nice 2 years ago

they all ran off to be part of a cult and to live in some random house in London

2points

Riley Quinn 2 years ago

Back in 2018, Fake Showbiz News posted this "quote" as a joke, which she has responded to with good humor.

2points

Troy Parr 2 years ago

It's so rare to see articles about people who were formerly missing, explaining why or how they came to be missing, do they have thoughts or regrets about returning, etc.

1point

Cactuar Jon 2 years ago

all of them were last seen popping to the shop for a bottle of milk and loaf of bread.

1point

#39

Funny-UK-Memes-Laughssuk

Final score:

167points

POST

Deborah B 2 years ago

The peas had to be photoshopped in, because English chippies don't have green peas with their pie and chips. It's mushy or nothing.

6points

Amina Wijntje 2 years ago

That is so perceptive!!! I am pissing myself laughing..

3points

Anna Stephenson 2 years ago

Also- they aren't "Mushy Peas"- that's the traditional pie accompaniment! Also- they really DO look "Upside down- but my brain can't explain WHY!?

3points

Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 2 years ago

The peas are flat at the top. Whoever pasted them on the picture put them upside down.

6points

Tim Anderson 2 years ago

Because of the shadow.

2points

Disgruntled Pelican 2 years ago

Because they *are* upside down. You should be able to see the “front” of the peas on the foreground and not the “back” of the peas in the background. The picture of them has been flipped in order to fit them on the right side of the plate.

0points

Joy Saker 2 years ago

it's the honey dressing. "I eat my peas with honey. I've done so all my life. It makes them taste quite funny, but it keeps them on the knife."

1point

Bob Brooce 2 years ago

Must be the M. C. Escher cafe. escher-655...012601.jpg

1point

TheGoodBoi Premium 2 years ago

Well I'll be

1point

Magnifico Giganticus 2 years ago

Whoa...

1point

Slap Shot 2 years ago

I hate this picture.

1point

Caroline Driver 1 year ago

In the days before photo shop

0points

Mike Rodrick 2 years ago

It's the only way you can eat them with a knife.

0points

#40

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Final score:

164points

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Daya Meyer 2 years ago

Too much information here!

101points

A B C the Third 2 years ago

Because Steve was talking about his anús? I'm pretty sure nobody would call for TMI if the text was "... as I'm bleeding from my left eye, dunno how that happened".

9points

Cathe B Comedian/Musician 2 years ago

How bad of a driver is Caitlin???

17points

pfeils wife 2 years ago

these comments never disappoint !

4points

The Darkest Timeline 2 years ago

Next time Caitlin sees Steve: “How’s the a**s doing, love?”

8points

Phoenix 2 years ago

TMI dude. Just say you're having a medical emergency.

8points

Chihuahua Mama 2 years ago

Yes, yes you should get it checked out quickly

5points

Casey Smith 2 years ago

I had an unauthorized poo yesterday and had to cancel a lunch.

1point

Ian S 2 years ago

WTF... the only acceptable response I can possibly imagine.

1point

Mike Rodrick 2 years ago

I thought it was URanus.

0points

Author SJ Baily 2 years ago

Yikes! Steve Driving Instructor needs a lesson in TMI.

0points

Vicki Perizzolo 2 years ago

TMI

0points

#41

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Final score:

155points

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Anna Stephenson 2 years ago

Yeah, that's not how that works Mate!

109points

LauraDragonWench 2 years ago

A man can try, right? (And it would be a man, using this kind of argument. 😂)

3points

bernie bulk 2 years ago

why not ??? equality is equal

0points

Hugh Crawford 2 years ago

Technically it is. "Lesbian" is just a term for homosexual women. Not saying your point is wrong 😂

0points

Tobias Reaper 2 years ago

i tried this defence in court im not a murderer some of my best friends are alive

24points

Gandalf the Pink 2 years ago

"I'm not a murderer, I love watching living people sleep!"

7points

Emie N. 2 years ago (edited)

But thats the thing isn't it. Homophobic men "love" watching lesbian porn because it's a fantasy for them. But any woman in real life who comes out as gay will be treated like s**t by these same men because "how dare they not be into us men!". The fantasy is now gone for them.

11points

pfeils wife 2 years ago

Or, they just want the fantasy and how dare those women actually "love each other" - the hypocrisy is appalling. RME

3points

R Dennis 2 years ago

If he's the worst you've got, count yourselves as lucky... - An American.

9points

pfeils wife 2 years ago (edited)

Couldn't have said this better myself .... -Also, An American

5points

Dim T 2 years ago

I love these because its literally the exact thing a homophobe would say. Like thanks for confirming it mate

5points

Paul Bull 2 years ago

😂😂😂😂😂

5points

Oskar vanZandt 2 years ago (edited)

Comparable to a guy I knew at University who claimed to be bisexual because he had sex with women who also had relationships with women... I think there was a problem with that logic.

4points

keyboardtek 2 years ago

At least he did not admit to watching Lesbians in person.

3points

Kevin Hickey 2 years ago

"I'm only in favor of gay marriage if both chicks are hot."

2points

Michael Braisher 2 years ago

He's just choosy at the gays he looks at.

2points

#42

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Final score:

154points

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Hoody Hoo 2 years ago

Ah, Wales. The only country that plays Scrabble on a football field.

13points

Sam Juan 2 years ago

Did they build the building, then put the name on? Or did they build the building to accommodate the name?

12points

Chewie Baron Premium 2 years ago

Yes.

12points

Luis Hernandez Dauajare 2 years ago

I think Welsh was created when God slapped his keyboard by accident...

7points

Andy Frobig 2 years ago

Or his cat took a nap on it

4points

Carwyn 2 years ago

they should shorten it to llanfair p.g, thats what a lot of people call it anyways

7points

Tacet 2 years ago

They did shorten it, noone is going around calling it the cooperative.

23points

Mario Strada 2 years ago

Epic spelling bees. They almost close to the semifinals with their first national championship which started in 1930.

5points

Nurichwersonst 2 years ago

I admit, that i didn't read that word. 😅

5points

Ash 2 years ago

For non-brits who may be wondering: the long word is the name of a town in Wales. This was not its original name: the name was gradually lengthened beginning in the 19th century... as a tourism draw!! And it's still working. So yes, they put the full name on as much signage as possible. lol

4points

Never Snarky 2 years ago

Thank you, Ash.

1point

Bonkers Panda 2 years ago

The last few syllables look to me like someone with a stutter would sound

2points

Robert T 2 years ago

Oooh, that looks new. Don't remember that from when I visited. I only remember the station and some tourist shops.

2points

Luis Hernandez Dauajare 2 years ago

At the Graham Norton Show, David Tennant shocked Martin Sheen by actually *pronouncing* this...

1point

#43

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Final score:

150points

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Tee Pussi 2 years ago

What is with those names?

110points

FloC 2 years ago

Celebrity b******t...

28points

Daya Meyer 2 years ago

Those are not names I would give a human being. Those are random words collected. I think that some celebs do think that they have to give their kids special and unique names. They only forget to ask them if they would like to stand out with those names in school.

16points

Amy T 2 years ago

Someone once said celebs give the public nonsense names for their kids, but the kids have average sounding legal names. I hope that's accurate.

10points

Hoody Hoo 2 years ago

If he ends up murdered, those kids did it.

6points

Paul C. 2 years ago

Tee Pussi: Don't worry about it, he's just a pretentious Tw@t!

5points

Becklass 2 years ago

They sound like they are from the emergency app What Three Words… Calls 999 “help mate I’ve fallen down a mountain, location is Petal blossom rainbow”

4points

Joshua Macdonald 2 years ago

Jesus for real.

4points

Cricketgeeklol 2 years ago

I think he still ranks above Elon Musk in that category..

3points

VioletHunter 2 years ago (edited)

Yeah, Daisy is the only one who got away with a halfway normal name!

2points

Rachel Parker 2 years ago

Yeah, just what I was thinking. ‘Frilly’ and ‘Sparky’ and whatever else. Twat.

2points

K Reed 2 years ago

In general, or that they got worse with each successive child?

1point

FaceTime Audio 2 years ago

Out of all the cities to name your kid, you pick Dallas? We’ve got better cities than Dallas. Like Quartzsite. Or Pitssburgh. Or Cleveland. Or Jefferson City. The list goes on, virtually anywhere is better than Texas (except Florida and Alabama).

1point

Mike Fitzpatrick 2 years ago

He was cooking magic shrooms before naming?

1point

Goth Knitty 2 years ago

WhatThreeWords has a lot to answer for…

1point

Baali Venomax 2 years ago

They look like hideous nicknames.

0points

Ronnie Beaton 2 years ago

*Please* don't get me started on the names "celebrities" inflict upon their poor children.

0points

Hugh Cookson 2 years ago

Because he's a pretentious twat who's Wife should have had more sense than to let him talk her into naming their poor kids.

0points

Puppy Dancing! 2 years ago

I had a hard time naming my dog a non human name because parents are naming their children dog names

5points

Sue Phillips Premium 2 years ago

Jamie seems to have gone to the Bob Geldof School of Child Naming.

3points

Roan The Demon Kitty 2 years ago

r/tragedeigh

3points

Paul Gerrard 2 years ago

Jamie shoukd be called Pussy Cat Oliver for the art of publically being a horrid parent

3points

Jules 2 years ago

Someone needs to stop breeding for the planet's sake

2points

Spittnimage 2 years ago

Had lotsa kids just to give em messed up names.

2points

JessieJ&LilyLovebug 2 years ago

He really just wants his children to be bullied at school, doesn't he?

1point

AmusedPanda 2 years ago

Sounds like horse names.

1point

Stygtand Premium 2 years ago

Nr 6 should be named c**t bastard III

1point

#44

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Final score:

148points

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BrownTabby 2 years ago

If the first one is British culture then the Kardashians are American culture.

89points

Ross “Sarcastic Dad” 2 years ago

We've said sorry for the Kardashians. I don't know what else to do.

35points

Bill Swallow 2 years ago

The Kardashians are Petri Dish culture.

12points

Paul Gerrard 2 years ago (edited)

Kardashians have no culture. Its tv for people who think their life cant get worse

6points

Robert Miller 2 years ago

Ooooow , show us on the doll were the brown people hurt you ....

2points

Parmeisan 2 years ago

Speaking as a Canadian, I think the Kardashians ARE American culture. They are the epitome of the desperate (but exact opposite to reality) idea that anybody can become rich if they work hard enough, and rich people must have earned it, and poor people also earned that, and therefore they may themselves someday become rich but they could never themselves become poor. (Obv not all Americans believe this but it's very much a cultural idea that the government pushes and many do fall into.). On the other hand, the Royals are just kind of there, and the average Brit seems to be a little miffed about that but not enough to do anything. So, by that logic, who is Canadian culture? Justin Bieber? Hrm, he kind of IS: we are, after all, so VERY sorry about him.

2points

Shenanigans333 Premium 2 years ago

God please no

2points

Darth_Borah 2 years ago

Whoa, whoa, whoa there's no need for insults.

2points

VonBlade 2 years ago

Darn. I guess we need to accept that the first one is British culture then.

1point

Neil 1 year ago

This is why we are proud to remain "uncultured."

0points

Norah Reilly Premium 2 years ago

Low blow

0points

Misty D 2 years ago

Thank you so much for that, I was about to write the same!

0points

David Paterson 2 years ago

Aren't they? I've seen some American realty TV.

-1point

Nykky 2 years ago

They pretty much are at this point.

-2points

Magnifico Giganticus 2 years ago

It hurts because it's true. :(

-2points

Scott Wilkins 2 years ago

Sadly...

-2points

Alicia M 2 years ago

Guys, we don't really think that Meghan is British culture. Regardless of your personal opinion about her, we know she is American.

6points

Johnnynatfan 2 years ago

Um we dont think of another American when we think about British culture.

6points

kaycee14 2 years ago

Absolutely agree! We think of Downton Abbey.

4points

Thenatural 2 years ago

Not 100% accurate...none of the kids have got a f*g on the go...

5points

FABULOUS1 2 years ago

I doubt any American would consider the pic on the left British culture.

4points

Pedantic Panda 2 years ago

San Miguel? Fancy. Should be Stella.

3points

Fuzzy bunny feet 2 years ago

As an American I absolutely don’t consider her British culture. But you can keep her.

2points

Jules 2 years ago

British culture is actually both of these and loads in between

2points

Person Administering Mail- Karen from The BetzJitomir Law Firm 2 years ago

She is American.

1point

Mike Rodrick 2 years ago

Matt Gaetz with his date.

0points

#45

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Final score:

138points

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No_nuance 2 years ago

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Uncanny 2 years ago

Look, I know what your gig is here, No_nuance. And it’s a good one! Well done, you! But…please stop. Every time I read one of your comments, I can feel my will to live leaking out like a slow leak on an old bike tyre. 😢 😉

29points

Baali Venomax 2 years ago

Weirdly, they treat you better in prison, then some people's actual lives are like so he probably saw it as a vacation from dealing with c**p at home.

2points

Janice Sanz 2 years ago

Wanted to get away from the family?

1point

Lynn Morello 2 years ago

In simple terms, he agrees with the sentence.

1point

keyboardtek 2 years ago

Tired of being a dad?

1point

Mike Rodrick 2 years ago

You're too gullible!

0points

#46

Funny-UK-Memes-Laughssuk

Final score:

127points

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Iampenny 2 years ago

Noooooooooooooooooooo!

69points

GoGoPDX 2 years ago

Ok, but what is Cadbury 99 Flake? (I'm from the US)

6points

Blue Bunny of Happiness 2 years ago

It was horrific. I don’t know how we coped.

12points

Sheena 2 years ago

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

10points

James016 2 years ago

Somehow we made it through those dark times. Pandemic schmandemic

7points

Apatheist Account2 2 years ago

This isn't true. It's flake news.

6points

sbj 2 years ago

This was an absolute travesty

5points

Dark Pearl 2 years ago

All I'm saying is this wouldn't happen if David Tennant was PM

4points

Wilf 2 years ago

I remember this dark time. They moved the production line and the quality nose-dived. Ice cream vendors could only use about half the flakes in a box, so there became a massive shortage. Summer 2023 was ruined.

2points

SeaJaySea 2 years ago

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

1point

Nancy Lynch Premium 2 years ago

What is a Cadbury 99 Flake?

1point

BossyCloud 2 years ago

Sounds pretty good https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/99_Flake

1point

#47

Funny-UK-Memes-Laughssuk

Final score:

125points

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Gary 2 years ago

Wait, what?

67points

Mike Rodrick 2 years ago

Another trans!

-1point

Demi Law 2 years ago

Semi On?

4points

El Dee 2 years ago

She knew..

3points

Anna Stephenson 2 years ago

"You can love your Sports, just don't LOVE your Sports!"

3points

2 years ago

wow, i guess i'm too american for this. somewhere between the star spangled banner and bald eagles, my brain associated semi with semi-automatic (rifles). someone save me

1point

Magnifico Giganticus 2 years ago

Not a deal-breaker.

1point

Mr. Toast 2 years ago (edited)

A band I knew 😍 with this name https://open.spotify.com/track/23LJXT1kA65IrRQVANpGNu?si=W2F3ByZdRT6-kGV1WRtZ0Q

1point

Author SJ Baily 2 years ago

I understand the euphemism, but what were they intending?

0points

Sheena Leversedge Wood 2 years ago

I can't even work out what they were TRYING to say.

0points

Vicki Perizzolo 2 years ago

someone forgot to send that thru editing

0points

#48

Funny-UK-Memes-Laughssuk

Final score:

124points

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Gary 2 years ago

Essex, Essex couples.

150points

Roxy222uk 2 years ago

Even most of Essex is just rural villages: this is specifically Romford.

31points

Penny Fan 2 years ago

Nah, you can see that any day up the Valleys!

8points

SarcasticSloth 2 years ago

Hey, I’m an Essexboy transplant, now in Canada. Yeah, I had to get THAT far away!

5points

Kira Okah 2 years ago

North Kent and South London too. Don't forget the existence of Abbey Wood, Medway, and Swale. (S/N: I was born in this area of the UK, I shall take the pi*ss out of it as much as I like)

4points

Johnnynatfan 2 years ago

Essex sounds like a lovely place

0points

Pandora 2 years ago

Look at that camel toe!

9points

A B C the Third 2 years ago

Everyone who reads this before looking at that camel toe: you don't want that. Just keep scrolling. Trust me.

6points

James016 2 years ago

Katie Price and her latest man.

9points

Joshua David 2 years ago

I found Katie's book being Jordan at an American bookstore and admit she was SUCH A MESS, that I bought all the rest of her books off of thriftbooks. Worst yet most trainwreckie thing I've ever dealt with.

6points

sbj 2 years ago

HaHa! The camel toe

5points

Susie Elle 2 years ago

You forgot the bulldog

5points

Becky Samuel 2 years ago

Bully XL with illegally cut ears that they've just realised they need to rehome in the next 6 weeks or they're stuck with it for life.

4points

Donkeywheel 2 years ago

The ryanair crowd

3points

Kat Lyle 2 years ago

Katie Price has got a lot to answer for.

2points

BoredPossum 2 years ago

What? British people look like a cross between Oompa Loompas and Trump now?

2points

Not-a-Clue (she/her) 2 years ago

In Romford, absolutely

9points

TRina Lockary 2 years ago

looks scary like certain parts of California

1point

Suzanne McHenry 2 years ago

Otherwise known as Chavs.

1point

#49

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Final score:

122points

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Flora Porter 2 years ago

Guessing Scottish.

7points

Alex Stocker 2 years ago

Anyone else reading it with a Scottish accent? It's like reading the book Trainspotting

6points

James016 2 years ago

You DIDN'T HAVE to eat all 3 KitKats

6points

Groaver Andout 2 years ago

Yes he did. Didn't you read his text?

16points

NapQueen 2 years ago

Nooo, THREE KitKat Chunkys?!

2points

Lady Vader 2 years ago

This is not harsh, its f****n funny! 😂

0points

Bermy 2 years ago

Isn't it heart-warming to see such warm and affectionate family communication?

0points

Liz Siemens 2 years ago

I'm watching Outlander right now and all I could hear was Jamie Fraser's voice when I was reading that dad's text! Ahahaha

0points

Cory Kent 2 years ago

I'd get ill myself if I had to think about seeing my Dad and this is the way he treated me.

0points

Ian S 2 years ago

That's a solid parent/child relationship. I don't have daughters, but I would send that text to one of my sons (more or less), and be laughing the whole time I was writing it. I'd love to see the daughters response!

0points

Karen Philpott 2 years ago

I wonder how far, out of his day, he goes for her. Grouchy bugger.

-1point

#50

Funny-UK-Memes-Laughssuk

Final score:

103points

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StumblingThroughLife 2 years ago

A (V large) kiddies meal.

27points

cecilia kilian 2 years ago

Not in the North! My friends there do meat, a couple of veg, and potatoes, all from scratch.Their idea of fast food is the excellent local fish & chip shop

4points

Dr Robert Neville 2 years ago

Haven't got kids but if I did they wouldn't be eating this cr@p.

2points

Oskar vanZandt 2 years ago

Those potato faces haven't been baked properly...

2points

ShaZam 2 years ago

I'm good. Thank you.

2points

sbj 2 years ago

Only if there's going to be bread & butter as well

2points

Anna Stephenson 2 years ago

Hate baked beans, but otherwise- I'm in! (Maybe some sauce too though lol)

1point

LegendsNeverDIE 2 years ago

Baked beans are a British delicacy ! (Are you British??)

5points

Almost sunny 2 years ago

We'll give them to me, I love baked beans

2points

Daya Meyer 2 years ago

If you would love beans you would have a lot of sauce....

0points

Caroline Driver 1 year ago

With Arctic Roll for pudding?

0points

Mike Rodrick 2 years ago

Smileyface biscuits! How British! In the U.S. they'd be smothered in the beans.

0points

Lucylastik 2 years ago

Only if you're between 5 and ten years of age.

0points

#51

Funny-UK-Memes-Laughssuk

Final score:

46points

POST

NapQueen 2 years ago

Mash reminds me of the sausage castle that my Mum used to make when I was little - mash was the castle, sausages were the turrets and the beans was the moat!

11points

Emma S 2 years ago

Connor is life goals.

4points

Groaver Andout 2 years ago

His CV for Oxford?

2points

Sarah Rassier 2 years ago

Go Connor!

1point

Undercover 2 years ago

Me too, Connor, me too....

1point

Lee 2 years ago

Me too son, me too.

0points

Dark Pearl 2 years ago

I actually wish they still had these in high school. 'My name is Maelynn. I like listening to music, and eating cheese.'

0points

Alicia M 2 years ago

My 9 yo told me he's going to get paid to watch videos when he grows up. That's his ambition. 😆

0points

LokisLilButterknife 2 years ago

Connor, you are going to go far in life!

0points

Cactuar Jon 2 years ago

Me and connor have so much in common

0points

#52

Funny-UK-Memes-Laughssuk

Final score:

43points

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Rachel Parker 2 years ago

Ingerland

33points

grosse_daus 2 years ago

France. These are trophies.

13points

Robert T 2 years ago

CHAV-ville.

2points

ThatCapybara 2 years ago

Probably the States

2points

James Frail 2 years ago

Shouldn't be downvoted. That's a quintisental American behavior, and a solid joke.

5points

SeaJaySea 2 years ago

Probably Ireland

1point

xolitaire 2 years ago

Norway but he is colour blind

1point

Dark Pearl 1 year ago

lithuania? /j

0points

Eliza May 2 years ago

Looks a bit like housewrap with Tuck Tape.

0points

#53

Funny-UK-Memes-Laughssuk

Final score:

42points

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Rizzo 2 years ago

The look says: "Such a shame. This was perfectly fine just a moment ago." ;)

9points

cerinamroth 2 years ago

He really does! I can even hear his voice!

4points

ScallyVampy 2 years ago

😹 Tom Sr is a legend

0points

Cory Kent 2 years ago

A dog eyeing food on the grill or table? That's particularly British? Yes a British breed, but that's just a dog being a dog.

0points

Demi Law 2 years ago

Him: "Don't u Dare Touch my Food"

0points

Amina Wijntje 2 years ago

He looks sad, cos he knows it's not for him. I hope they do give him a nibble, tho.

0points

Jayjay 2 years ago

Sorry, don't like these dogs... their expression imo is that of a maffia boss looking at you and saying: "Sorry, I have to kill you, but not sorry".

0points

#54

Funny-UK-Memes-Laughssuk

Final score:

40points

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Phoenix 2 years ago

Omg, right! I miss those.

18points

xolitaire 2 years ago

The moment when the moving part hits your toes

5points

Colin Russell-Conway 2 years ago

I bought one for my kids during covid so I could order online. Put it on my self from time to time for nostalgia!

5points

Fat Harry 2 years ago

I used to work for Clarks right when they stopped using the massive measurer that closed in on your foot from all sides and moved to one that you simply stood on. Worst upgrade ever.

4points

robin miller 2 years ago

I remember them, if I'm right, they had a light up screen that showed your shoe size . . .

0points

NapQueen 2 years ago

Rite of passage for when you need school shoes :)

2points

EmiTheEpic 2 years ago

I can feel this image!

0points

Demi Law 2 years ago

That's Cute Old Timey

0points

ShaZam 2 years ago

In America, ours's were metal and slid inward and downward ... no tape measure. I remember it feeling very cold and someone could smash your toes.

0points

Zana Rhodes 2 years ago

In America we just try on shoes until one fits. We don't have anyone to use these thingymabobs.

0points

Sigh J 2 years ago

Are you seriously talking about your weird foot fetish

-3points

NapQueen 2 years ago

I think this image is legit actually just pure innocence....

5points

#55

Funny-UK-Memes-Laughssuk

Final score:

39points

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Blue Bunny of Happiness 2 years ago

Sadly, this is probably the most sensible thing he’s ever said.

31points

VonBlade 2 years ago

Until he says he's going to Dignitas for Christmas, it will remain that way.

1point

Dim T 2 years ago

But nigel its a movie about the strength of diversity and non conformity as well as opressed groups seeking justice and those in power learning to give respect and both parties meaningfully cooperating. Oh it also features an interspecies relationship and offers a scathing critique of unchecked capitalism. You hate that Nigel remember?

4points

Robert T 2 years ago

If it features a scene where Nigel gets stung by every bee in the country, I'm in!

2points

sbj 2 years ago

His face says it all 'Get me outta of here"

2points

No_nuance 2 years ago

He doesn´t look like he enjoyed the movie

2points

Delta Dawn 2 years ago (edited)

Dolt 45 hocking Goya beans in the oval office lives free in mine. https://www.newyorker.com/news/our-columnists/the-president-is-shilling-beans

0points

Dark Pearl 2 years ago

Hope he eats live scorpions on I'm a Celeb

0points

Demi Law 2 years ago

BEE FREE

0points

Mustafa Kiziroğlu 2 years ago

What's the joke here?

0points

Auntriarch 2 years ago

Its a nice film being recommended by a man who is famous for not being nice

1point

#56

Funny-UK-Memes-Laughssuk

Final score:

38points

POST

Jill Rhodry 2 years ago

I wasn't supposed to laugh was I?

33points

Stygtand Premium 2 years ago

You are not alone

10points

Melissa Robinson 2 years ago

I did, then I read here post, and laughed again

4points

InfiniteZeek 2 years ago

No, but we all did.

3points

tee-lena 2 years ago

Yes, well...

1point

trevor 2 years ago

Could be slang for leaving a large bowel movement in the bowl. 😏

3points

Auntriarch 2 years ago

I thought that was dropping the kids off at the pool

0points

cerinamroth 2 years ago

Poor baby.

2points

SeaJaySea 2 years ago

Technoblade?

1point

DetongLhamo 2 years ago

Not funny, just evil.

0points

My O My 2 years ago

Was the toddler his brother/sister?

0points

Miss Mali 2 years ago

Don't kick the baby!!

0points

Cory Kent 2 years ago

That's specific to the UK?

0points

Robert T 2 years ago

But did he get it in the goal?

0points

EmbersAreOut 2 years ago

"Officer, i drop-kicked that child in self defense!" -- technoblade

0points

#57

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Final score:

37points

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Chihuahua Mama 2 years ago (edited)

Did he murder a real pilot and stretch the pilot's skin over his own?! Edit: spelling

71points

867-5309 2 years ago

Inquiring minds want to know!

7points

The Darkest Timeline 2 years ago (edited)

Sure looks that way. But it was just for the costume so I’m sure they had a good laugh and he gave it back after they finished.

5points

Christof Irran 2 years ago

So it appears, yes.

0points

Winnie the Moo 2 years ago

Looks like a bad costume of Val Kilmer

13points

Skp2MyLou 2 years ago

This one is nightmare fuel.

4points

No_nuance 2 years ago

Oh, that is not a good costume. It doesn´t look real.

3points

DetongLhamo 2 years ago

He looks like a Sontaren.

0points

LonelyLittleLeafSheep 2 years ago

Long-lost brother to Sloth (the Goonies).

0points

Boris Long-Johnson 2 years ago

It puts the lotion on its skin!

0points

Elsker 2 years ago

I'D rather not....

0points

ShaZam 2 years ago

Wow ... just wow.

0points

LokisLilButterknife 2 years ago

He looks like someone's sleep paralysis demon.

0points

#58

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Final score:

37points

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Jeremy James 2 years ago

Once, I went to a bar with a terrible beer selection, got flustered, and ordered a Stella. I'll never make that mistake again.

13points

Zana Rhodes 2 years ago

Had a Stella apple once. It was delicious. Had a plain Stella a month later and about lost my lunch. Haven't seen the Stella apple since.

3points

Andrew Cowles 2 years ago

You'd think they'd have time to adapt the recipe.

4points

Ervin Conn 2 years ago

Wait until they discover Weihenstephaner. 1040.

0points

#59

Funny-UK-Memes-Laughssuk

Final score:

35points

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James016 2 years ago

Well his TV work dried up and he needs the cash

20points

Brian Hawley 2 years ago

Same as other celebs on game shows

7points

Jennik 2 years ago

Boom! Boom!

5points

Suzanne McHenry 2 years ago

The winnings on celeb specials go to charity.

1point

Robert T 2 years ago

Boom boom!

4points

VonBlade 2 years ago

Answering more questions than most of them manage. Also, bonus me fact, I actually know who he is, unlike most of them.

3points

Zelda McLink 2 years ago

His best.

2points

Demi Law 2 years ago

Geronimo is that u?

1point

serialdxsignationn.zip 2 years ago

i can't unsee it now..

0points

Dark Pearl 2 years ago

next thing they'll be having Tinky Winky, the Homepride man and Dustin the Turkey or something

0points

#60

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Final score:

34points

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Zelda McLink 2 years ago

UGH.

47points

Anna Stephenson 2 years ago

Oh dear- gross and sad (considering the way their relationship ended!)

11points

Michael Braisher 2 years ago

16 is consensual here. Age gap still not recommended but you can do it.

9points

Gandalf the Pink 2 years ago

Eating your own earwax and sinking it down with a glass of cat p**s is also legal but it's still damn gross

20points

Nathan H. Parker (Parker) 2 years ago

The creep factor runs high amongst those lads..I bet he and Randy Andy have compared notes more than once..

5points

Sheena 2 years ago

tf?

3points

Julie S 2 years ago

It doesn't say they had sex or even fancied each other just that they met what is the problem?

1point

dan martyr 2 years ago

Not sure if they had a great deal of choice in the marriage in any case

1point

David Paterson 2 years ago

I remember Prince Charles saying that. He also said that when they met up for the second time many years later that they both had to be reminded that they had met before.

1point

Sheena Leversedge Wood 2 years ago

pervert

0points

les 2 years ago

thats why they didn't seem surprised about andrew

0points

#61

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Final score:

34points

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James016 2 years ago

"What a sad little life, Jane" is the funniest. https://youtu.be/uYhSpi-KPwg?si=OQw-68BbNofPnK44

11points

Anne Jones 2 years ago

Wow! What did she do to deserve that?

0points

Sheena Leversedge Wood 2 years ago

I remember that one. I still think the funniest one was someone having a major tantrum and shouting at everyone because he didn't win, all "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU THOUGHT HIS FOOD WAS BETTER THAN MINE! GET OUT!" I hope they look back on their TV appearance and are rightfully embarrassed by their childish tanty.

0points

InfiniteZeek 2 years ago

All episodes of come dine with me are the funniest.

0points

#62

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Final score:

34points

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Susie Elle 2 years ago

Ffs I read stag dogs and my mind just went

14points

Annie Bieber 2 years ago

Same here🤣

1point

Sheena Leversedge Wood 2 years ago

I mean, hunting stags with dogs IS unnecessary and uncouth.

0points

the dancing demon (she/her) 2 years ago

Don't worry your not alone! I did that too and was very confused

0points

Anne Jones 2 years ago

If you think stag dos are uncouth you should see a hen do!

1point

#63

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Final score:

33points

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Andrew Cowles 2 years ago

I had one from Michael Jackson to fund a new tour.

16points

Mickeynsync 2 years ago

Was it after his death

0points

Robert T 2 years ago

This is definitely some kind of racket!

2points

Fat Harry 2 years ago

At least he spelt racquet correctly.

2points

NapQueen 2 years ago

Take my money.

2points

Amina Wijntje 2 years ago

And at 8:39 in the morning no less?!

0points

#64

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Final score:

33points

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No_nuance 2 years ago

Oh, the dad didn´t care util the food was mentioned! I would have replied to the other texts as well!

9points

Robert T 2 years ago

At least she held a two minute silence for them.

2points

James016 2 years ago

OK

2points

Delta Dawn 2 years ago

ok 👍

0points

#65

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Final score:

33points

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NapQueen 2 years ago

Hmmm, the shade of the toast is a little brown for me, but I'll give it a 7/10.

7points

Robert T 2 years ago

Toast if overdone and lacking butter.

2points

Lesley Relph 2 years ago

What did they do with the rest of the beans?

0points

Dark Pearl 2 years ago

bean on toast

0points

#66

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Final score:

32points

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Fred L. 2 years ago

This could have saved everybody lots of stupid trouble while potentially kicking up lots of more interesting and/or productive trouble.

8points

Amina Wijntje 2 years ago

She is way out of his league, sorry.

3points

kesunyian 2 years ago

Rihanna would have been an amazing Duchess

1point

Jayjay 2 years ago

She would have been a better spouse, imo, however, anyone would have been :).

1point

Anna Stephenson 2 years ago

How did I not know this!?- I can't decide if this would have been awesome or a terrible mistake!?- are Royals allowed to be rockstars as well?!

1point

V 2 years ago

It would have been an awesome terrible mistake. Or a terribly awesome mistake.

4points

#67

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Final score:

31points

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Zelda McLink 2 years ago

The UKIP kid should be here!

18points

Roan The Demon Kitty 2 years ago

but the guy on the left is Irish >.>

1point

Cathal 2 years ago

"You Wouldn't Be Long Getting Frostbit!"

1point

Demi Law 2 years ago

Feels Good to be young again

0points

#68

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Final score:

31points

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James016 2 years ago

Or Malfoy about to say "Potter"

54points

The Darkest Timeline 2 years ago

I’ll get you a towel, Harry

2points

#69

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Final score:

29points

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ThatCapybara 2 years ago

Wow, if I had a nickel for every time I something on this list was compared to gogglebox, I'd have two nickels - which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

36points

Zana Rhodes 2 years ago

What the actual F is gogglebox?

1point

LargeMarge 2 years ago

I love goggle-box and I have not seen it in a while. I need to tune in.

0points

lily jones 2 years ago

and specifically the dad from gogglebox

0points

#70

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Final score:

29points

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Daya Meyer 2 years ago

Bread is never good for ducks. There are healthy options for them.

14points

Dim T 2 years ago

Its not particularly healthy but its healthier than starving thats for sure

24points

Zana Rhodes 2 years ago

But is it healthier than starvation? Which is more likely to end them?

3points

Almost sunny 2 years ago

Like grapes

3points

Andrew Cowles 2 years ago

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Mia Black 2 years ago

The bread and the bread s**t from the ducks are also bad for the water environment

5points

Premislaus de Colo 2 years ago

Please don't

5points

FloC 2 years ago

Maybe people stopped feeding ducks bread because they don't have bread to waste on ducks anymore.

4points

Susie Elle 2 years ago

Don't feed the ducks bread. If they can't find food, they'll move on to a place where they can.

4points

Dim T 2 years ago

Nah thats not true at all. Most of these are domestic breeds or habituated to humans and just starve to death in the winter

8points

Verena 2 years ago

The bread they don't eat, attracts rats and flips the water quality so they fish suffocate. If you feed them or pigeons, don't overfeed.

3points

Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 2 years ago

Nasty, cruel hobbitses. They don't care if we should starve. They don't care if we should die!"

3points

Donald 2 years ago

Frozen peas in the summer is a cheap healthy treat for them, bonus is that they float too.

2points

Virginie Michaud 2 years ago

Ughhh. B******t like this is why we have to do soooo much education on not feeding wildlife. 😓 Ducks lack amylade, the enzyme to process starch. So eating bread fills their stomach with something they can't digest or extract nutrition from. Plus when ducklings eat starchy foods they can get skeletal deformities that prevent them from flying. Ducks have evolved to eat aquatic plants, invertebrates and small animals. If they have access to water, they can't starve. And if these are domestic ducks, no reason why they shouldn't be properly fed.

1point

Frostfire 2 years ago

Bread causes a reaction in the water that will eventually turn deadly and kill any waterfowl

1point

#71

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Final score:

28points

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Brian Hawley 2 years ago

It’s got a built-in fuse, it won’t pull out of the wall and it won’t catch fire.

24points

Michael Braisher 2 years ago

YES. It's a QUALITY system.

8points

bonjour marlene 2 years ago

As a European (we have 2 circular pins), only thing that annoys me about these is that you can't plug something in upside down. The top plug and the two black thingies make the British plug the safest plug in the world though and I'm willing to pay the price for that.

14points

𝓚𝓮𝓲𝓽𝓱 2 years ago

In Australia it’s the upside down version of this

12points

Bored something 2 years ago

Not quite. We have the two pins on top but they are angled like an arrow with the point cut off and not all plugs have the third bottom pin.

3points

Adrian 2 years ago

It makes more sense and is safer than the European or especially American ones that have no ground.

9points

Delta Dawn 2 years ago

Many of ours do have a ground, but not all

1point

Roxy222uk 2 years ago

Our three pin sockets are ridiculously safe though. You can stick a fork in it with no danger. There's literally no point baby proofing them (except to protect them against being jammed full of banana, I suppose)

9points

Fat Harry 2 years ago

It's actually better to NOT baby proof them. If the baby proof thing breaks with the earth pin in place, the live and neutral sockets could be exposed. Likewise if a toddler pulls the baby-proof cover partially off, they can expose the open sockets. Or if they pull the cover off and insert it upside down into only the earth socket, they expose live and neutral. Much safer to simply leave them be.

4points

Robert T 2 years ago

I remember when appliances used to come without a plug and you had to wire one like that shown. I can only have been about 8 or 9 when I learnt how (don't worry, my Dad checked my work before it was used). Everything comes with moulded plugs these days.

3points

Andrew Cowles 2 years ago

At least they have switches. Most places you have to actually pull the cord out of the wall.

1point

Monstarr the Divisive 2 years ago

The swiss one is just better rounded...

1point

TRina Lockary 2 years ago

looks a lot like the specialty plug for my stove/oven and the washer/dryer combo. is it a 220?

0points

InfiniteZeek 2 years ago

It has a ground built in. So not only is it normal, but also superior. I'm not a Brit btw.

0points

#72

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Final score:

28points

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NapQueen 2 years ago

I LITERALLY saw this on Hinge the other day, and they were actually posing! Time and a place, gents.

30points

Andrew Cowles 2 years ago (edited)

Look... He's got a serious pose on, and I expect he's just showing that he's travelled and not just to a Spanish party town... See the lads below.

2points

Sheena Leversedge Wood 2 years ago

eeek.

0points

Lee 2 years ago

Disgusting. There's a website that collects and posts these photos- they only take down your photo if you delete it off everything and apologise.

0points

Delta Dawn 2 years ago

We had an actual Nazi march the other day in the US 🤮

0points

Cory Kent 2 years ago

I hope every woman who saw this sent him a message telling him how utterly without class or taste this was.

0points

Daya Meyer 2 years ago

??

0points

NapQueen 2 years ago

It's basically just a very inappropriate place to pose for a picture.

3points

Anna Stephenson 2 years ago

So he's either Jewish, ignorant or a NeoNazi!?- hmmm!

0points

Alexandra 2 years ago

Doubt very much he's Jewish. I plump for ignorant: I still have faith in humanity....

9points

#73

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Final score:

28points

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Ace 2 years ago

Broccoli has no business being on that plate

5points

Almost sunny 2 years ago

Nah, there isn't enough

1point

Felipe Souza 2 years ago

To be fair, there's no way this tastes bad

3points

Flora Porter 2 years ago

Two pounds of sausages for one person?

3points

Groaver Andout 2 years ago

Saucy!

0points

Colin Russell-Conway 2 years ago

Once went to a french restaurant near enough to picadilly with a friend 30 years ago. Poor fella paid 35 pound for raw bangers and mash. Still laugh about it.

2points

Gary 2 years ago

Well its a good ratio.

2points

Norm Gilmore 2 years ago

That looks freaking awesome...

1point

les 2 years ago

is that mash made of plastic?

0points

xolitaire 2 years ago

the sausage to mash ratio is just right.

0points

AnnaRachelle 2 years ago

That plate would feed 3 people!

0points

StumblingThroughLife 2 years ago

Not enough Broccoli - although better to have with a Sunday roast than this. And ugh! Those carrots that are as thick as the sausages.

0points

#74

Funny-UK-Memes-Laughssuk

Final score:

27points

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Roxy222uk 2 years ago

Aaah, the two weeks that our country wasn't complete and utter c**p

11points

SparkDragon 2 years ago

Umm, I think you mean four weeks. Our athletes kicked bottom at the 2012 Paralympics!

6points

Colin Russell-Conway 2 years ago

One wet his pants the other was slashed in a fight with the other guy.

3points

Wilf 2 years ago

2012. The last year I felt truly optimistic about the future of the UK. God, how far we've fallen in such a compartively short time. It's going to take decades to recover from the impact of this f*****g Tory scum.

2points

Kimberly Alison 2 years ago

What are they???

2points

Not-a-Clue (she/her) 2 years ago

Exactly. We spent all 2012 asking ourselves this very question.

2points

SparkDragon 2 years ago

They are the mascots for the 2012 Paralympics and Olympics, Mandeville (named after Stoke Mandeville, birth place of the Paralympic games) and Wenlock (named for Much Wenlock, where the modern Olympics first started). They are supposed to be drops of molten steel from the last girder forged to build the stadium.

1point

Sele 2 years ago

UK Olympic mascots

0points

Phoenix 2 years ago

Adorable

0points

EmiTheEpic 2 years ago

I remember I had plushies of them!

0points

Ross “Sarcastic Dad” 2 years ago

I lived in Atlanta in '96 when the Olympics where there. I have never understood why every Olympics needs their own f*****g mascot.

0points

Coffin Beard 2 years ago

I was stoned as f**k that whole summer, hooking up with this mixed-race chick. Beautiful summer

0points

sbj 2 years ago

Sadly this is becoming all too true

0points

No_nuance 2 years ago

Those are probably mascots at some sports event

0points

Dim T 2 years ago

These look like a*s

-1point

#75

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Final score:

27points

POST

Fred L. 2 years ago

Think they made a count how many MPs were asleep, or for other reasons permanently resting their eyes, during session a few years ago. Absolutely mental.

4points

Fat Harry 2 years ago

To be fair to Starmer, this was during PMQs, so I doubt very much he was asleep or even had his eyes closed more than a couple of seconds, as he's quite heavily involved in it!

0points

EmiTheEpic 2 years ago

I can HEAR that piano from “Hold My Hand” in my head already!

0points

Roan The Demon Kitty 2 years ago

DARLIING HOLD MY HAAND b***h i will chop that hand off if you dont stfu >.>

0points

#76

Funny-UK-Memes-Laughssuk

Final score:

27points

POST

Phoenix 2 years ago

The Hangover: European Edition

18points

David 2 years ago

When you wear f***y packs but you're cool so you wear them around your neck.

3points

Chewie Baron Premium 2 years ago

Bum bags in the UK.

3points

Chewie Baron Premium 2 years ago

I have a feeling that the lad on the right shouts a lot.

0points

#77

Funny-UK-Memes-Laughssuk

Final score:

26points

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Donkey boi 2 years ago

There's probably at least 10 different accents inside that square!

34points

Heffalump 2 years ago

*rectangle. :-)

6points

TW69 2 years ago

Square?

4points

Tobias Reaper 2 years ago

there is probably more in Birmingham alone

4points

JK 2 years ago

And all of them sound bloody awful

0points

ShaZam 2 years ago

I love all the accents. It's amazing how different people can talk when they are physically close to them.

0points

Emma S 2 years ago (edited)

I'm a Brummie, and my accent is very different from Wolverhampton. The stereotypical Brummie accent you usually hear on TV (think Peaky Blinders) isn't a Brummie accent at all and is closer to a black country accent. (Side note for any non- Brits reading this- it's called the black country because the smoke from the mines used to turn the air black and nothing to do with race 😆)

4points

Robert T 2 years ago

Kipper Tie? Yes, please, two sugars.

2points

Jude Corrigan 2 years ago

Oh dear, where I live is in that square. We are not Brummies!

0points

Elwood Schwartz (it/that) 2 years ago

"Best curry I've had since I was at Wolverhampton."

0points

Fabian Bernard 2 years ago

My boss is from Wolverhampton, sometimes I feel I've never learnt to speak english. Happily, my regional supervisor has litteraly the BBC accent

0points

PhilosophicalPanda 2 years ago

😂😂😂😂😂

0points

columbokateUK 2 years ago

Big up the Dudley massive! 🤗

0points

cerinamroth 2 years ago

My mum was born in Liverpool and grew up in Birmingham - an interesting combination, to say the least.

0points

StumblingThroughLife 2 years ago

My mum moved from Sheffield, Yorkshire, at 18 years old, to settle with my dad in Birmingham. They then retired and moved to live in North Wales. She's 84 now, and hasn't lost her Yorkshire accent, even after learning the Welsh language. 😄

0points

NapQueen 2 years ago

Birrrrrrrrrmingham!

0points

StumblingThroughLife 2 years ago

Emphasis on the 'G', lol.

0points

#78

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Final score:

26points

POST

#79

Funny-UK-Memes-Laughssuk

Final score:

21points

POST

ShaZam 2 years ago

As an American, I love Jeremy Clarkston. He's not politically correct but he's quite hilarious.

7points

Bianca Saville 2 years ago

He's a c**t

5points

Tiff Day 2 years ago

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#80

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Final score:

19points

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Verena 2 years ago

What is this about?

13points

Cory Kent 2 years ago

I'd like to know too. People stop abusing the downvote. People here are from all over the world, and none of us have all the same culture exposure to understand every joke or innuendo.

3points

Robert T 2 years ago

TV show called Benidorm. Never watched it, so can't really comment, but I suspect it was s**t.

2points

Yvonne Radiators 2 years ago

Benidorm

0points

TheGrandaddy86 2 years ago

tv show Benidorm. original family on left and the family that replaced them right.

0points

AnnaRachelle 2 years ago

Definitely a huge downgrade.

3points

Lee 2 years ago

Why on earth they made that little girl speak with a fake American accent as she wanted to be an actress is beyond me.

0points

Moosy Girl 2 years ago

And it was already a downgrade from the 90’s Benidorm tv series at that… :p

0points

#81

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Final score:

11points

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cerinamroth 2 years ago

And if they can sing, keep themselves clean and fold laundry, geeeeee

15points

Pizzaking, village burner. 2 years ago

Are we really that bad? I am surprised I am still single…

2points

Colin Russell-Conway 2 years ago

A boy?

1point

David Paterson 2 years ago

Good point. Soprano?

0points

#82

Funny-UK-Memes-Laughssuk

Final score:

-5points

POST

Sheena 2 years ago

Written by a football guy

26points

Fat Harry 2 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

-1point

Sheena Leversedge Wood 2 years ago

not to me. can't think of anything more dull than football. I'm glad my husband has absolutely minimal interest in sports whatsoever.

0points

StPaul9 2 years ago

Even Vinnie Jones?

0points

Zana Rhodes 2 years ago

Hol' up... American football or euro football? Cause there's a HUGE difference.

0points

BewilderedBanana 2 years ago

imagine if he could sing as well

0points

Almost sunny 2 years ago

Not for me

0points

Richard Ross 2 years ago

Does it now ?

0points

Colin Russell-Conway 2 years ago

I've seen some lads that would contradict that statement.

0points

Running Panda 2 years ago

I've seen a lot of people that contradict that statement

0points

#83

Funny-UK-Memes-Laughssuk

Final score:

-26points

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Flora Porter 2 years ago

Not funny.

46points

Mark Palmer 2 years ago

The tea coming out of my nostrils is my evidence to the contrary.

17points

Roan The Demon Kitty 2 years ago

No, it's not but I'll be honest here though - The parents really need to move on and accept she's likely dead. It'd be nice for her to be found, but at this point I don't think she's ever going to be, and It bugs me that dozens of children go missing all the time but you don't ever hear of their cases even a fraction as much as you always hear about madeleine mcann, and I think it's kinda disturbing how much the parents milk the situation with books, tv shows, etc...

0points

TW69 2 years ago

oh, it is - haha

0points

Susy Drizel 2 years ago

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Undercover 2 years ago

That's dark 🤭

6points

Rayne OfSalt 2 years ago

So dark that american cops would shoot it in the back and plant drugs on its corpse.

2points

Notme 2 years ago

Really bad taste.

3points

TooTrue 2 years ago

The couple on the right are a fictional couple from a sit com called Gavin and Stacy (also staring James Cordon who I think co-wrote it). The couple on the right are a real couple (the McCan's) whose 3 yo daughter was abducted whilst they were on holiday in Portugal about 17 years ago and was never found. It was very tragic and the police are still looking.

3points

Clown fish 2 years ago

Don't forget to add they left their children on their own while they went for food and drink. Not very good parents but because they were doctors they got to keep their other children and Social service never got involved

7points

ThatCapybara 2 years ago

Can someone pls explain?

2points

lily jones 2 years ago

The two on the left, Gavin and Stacey, from the sitcom Gavin and Stacey, are unrelated to but look somewhat alike to the couple on the left, the parents of missing child Madeleine McCann. It's a cruel joke. I don't know much about the sitcom , just googled it but I'm guessing Gavin and Stacey were a couple? Maybe a Brit can provide further explanation

5points

VonBlade 2 years ago

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1point

TooTrue 2 years ago

Sorry, Gavin and Stacy are on the left!

0points

Sheena Leversedge Wood 2 years ago

I just snorted snot out of my nose.

-1point