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It’s natural that folks have different senses of humor. What one person finds amusing, someone else might find confusing. The popular ‘UK Ambulance Humour’ page on Facebook, which shares comedic pics, prides itself on this, with a focus on content that medical staff and fans of British comedy might find hilarious.
We wanted to brighten your day and chase away the blues, so we’ve collected some of the funniest pics, as featured on the account. If you want to have a good chuckle, keep scrolling. Oh, and don’t forget to spam your friends with your favorite memes. We’re pretty sure they could use a break!
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Riley Quinn 1 year ago
Nah, explosives were too tricky. Tried to get an anvil up on the roof to drop on my brother, but I lacked the strength.
Colleen Glim 1 year ago
Also haven’t stood under an avalanche holding an umbrella. Looney tunes were awesome! My orange cat is named gossamer
Janissary35680 1 year ago
Someone (possibly connected with Looney Tunes) once said something along the lines of "Bugs Bunny is my aspiration; Wile E Coyote is my reality."
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David 1 year ago
Every toddler on the planet who can walk gets joy from jumping in puddles. This is almost as universal as eating and pooping. The only 'bad' part is learning the proper location and timing. In the yard or beach or whatever in play clothes - not outside the church in your church clothes next to the old lady in the wheelchair who isn't keen on getting water all over her.
Sandella 1 year ago
I feel that is more due to lack of access to dynamite though haha but peppa is bad fir other reasons, she normalises lots of naughty behaviour which just doesn't help parents. Not jumping in puddles though, that's a clever spin ilthey use on learning to enjoy English weather
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#2
distant_echo 1 year ago
I'm in the US and I want to ride on her shoulders.
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Riley Quinn 1 year ago (edited)
Do you blame her? The only people who take her seriously are tourists. US politicians in every level of government certainly aren't fulfilling her message: Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, The wretched refuse of your teeming shore. Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me, I lift my lamp beside the golden door!
Red PANda (any pronouns) 1 year ago
And yet the “patriotic” ones wanna build a wall to keep them out
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Tommy DePaul 1 year ago
It was either that or wait to get deported - she's an immigrant, you know.
Socks Thecate 1 year ago
I think I am trying to ignore what is going on in the US even though I live here.
The Darkest Timeline 1 year ago
With the horrors Trump and his cronies have planned, you won’t be able to ignore it; it will come for you
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Dawn Marie 1 year ago
I AM in the U.S. and am looking at houses in EU to move since our election two weeks ago!! I'm with you Lady Liberty!!
#3
Riley Quinn 1 year ago
This has been my motto most of my life. Could care less about your background, but if you're a jerk, be a jerk somewhere far from me.
Currently, 124k Facebook users follow the appropriately named ‘UK Ambulance Humour’ page on the social network. Moreover, the page has collected 65k likes. The curators of this project openly note that “not everyone will understand” the British ambulance service jokes they feature. However, from their point of view, “the elite few that do” will have a great time.
Humor can be a powerful coping mechanism. Laughter can get you through the toughest of times. It’s not rare to see people in emotionally draining and mentally demanding jobs rely on it to look for a silver lining. When you’re constantly surrounded by pain and misery, you need to find a way to stay sane. Namely, embracing gallows humor.
#4
Jane No Dough 1 year ago
At first glance, cutest critter ever. 2 seconds later, strong Tarantula vibe...
Riley Quinn 1 year ago
I love goats. But baby goats? Not only are they adorably cute, they're little hellions who will entertain until exhaustion overcomes them.
Teutonic Disaster 1 year ago
I don't exactly see how this is "british humour at its finest", considering that I'm german and definitely would not mind having regular access to a baby goat. Or two. Or twenty-seven.
April Pickett 1 year ago
Can we all get one for mental health? I think they would do wonders, think of the smiles they would generate.
Sand Ers 1 year ago
As long as you're prepared for the poop and pee everywhere.
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WindySwede 1 year ago
Kid: "What happened to grandma?" Ma:"She went to sleep" Dr:"Hi, I'm dr sleep"... 😲
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Richi Weiss 1 year ago (edited)
My Brother is also an anaesthesist and got shirts and hoodies printed with "DreamTeam"
Apatheist Account2 1 year ago
"Hey doc, can I apply my own anaesthesia?" "Sure, knock yourself out!"
#6
The Other Ben 1 year ago
Funny how a few weather satellites, a bit of doppler radar, and some science will take all the fun out of life...
Panda Panda Bo Banda 1 year ago (edited)
It wasn't crazy enough for this generation. We've moved on to flat Earth.
Ambulance service personnel, first responders, doctors, and nurses are particularly well-known for having a penchant for dark, grim, and ironic humor due to the nature of their work. As do mortuary workers, soldiers, firefighters, police officers, people with serious illnesses, and the like.
Embracing humor when times are hard shouldn’t make you feel guilty. It’s only natural.
#7
Matthews 1 year ago
In Portuguese that’s even more spot on, as boi means ox!
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Socks Thecate 1 year ago
Because she wants to be in the meadow, not on something made from the skins of her herd!
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Auntriarch 1 year ago
In British, that would be, should have gone to Specsavers
Load More Replies... Janissary35680 1 year ago
Australian cattle dog. At least that's what the OP thought the previous owner said.
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#9
Patrick Linnen 1 year ago
Dad joke. Hope he remembers who is deciding the retirement home he will be going to.
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Riley Quinn 1 year ago
Quite the risk, Dad. Like a cat with nothing to do but look for an escape, your daughter is plotting her revenge.
Laughter is good for us. Not just subjectively but from a scientific perspective, too. Research shows that laughter lowers our blood pressure, suppresses our pain, strengthens our immune system, and increases our endorphin levels.
It’s also a way for our bodies to manage stress and reduce our anxiety. So, from a purely biophysical point of view, it makes sense to find things to laugh at if you’re constantly in stressful, highly tense situations.
#10
MalibuClassicMan 1 year ago
I do that all the time, because I want to see for myself just how "stupid people" really look, either checking out their phones or even reading a freaking book no less!! all while "trying " to drive at 65 mph.
#11
UKGrandad 1 year ago
My favourite road sign is the one near schools that just says "Slow Children".
Je L 1 year ago
I got my kids to pose in front of one of them for a photo, took them ages to work it out what I was doing so I think it was accurate
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People in the UK drive slowly for squirrels?? You'd never see these signs in the US, so good on ya, UK.
Julie S 1 year ago
Our native Red squirrels are endangered because of the grey squirrels that were brought over from America. The grey squirrels have a virus that is fatal to our red squirrels.
Load More Replies... Jane No Dough 1 year ago
I immediately pictured this as the most popular bumper sticker of all the Red Squirrel's driving pickup trucks.
Julia Mckinney 1 year ago
I live in Longview, WA. in the US, and we have squirrel bridges here.
Still DG 1 year ago
He can drive slowly because the oppressive American government has no jurisdiction in the UK. RIP P’nut.
CBolt 1 year ago (edited)
The constant sniping at the US is soooo borrrrring. We didn't bring, send, take, or force gray squirrels on the UK. But we do know how to keep them from killing off entire species of trees. (I've never heard of American squirrels killing trees by chewing off the bark. Maybe that's because we are a much larger country with many more trees so they don't all have to gather 'round & gnaw off the same one.) We leave them to their own devices. Apparently, what's not understood in the UK is that when gray squirrels are crossing a road & a car approaches, at normal speed, they panic, they freeze, they dither, quickly darting a bit in one direction, then the other ..... & get run over. Slowing down for the reds is just playing into the cute little paws of the grays, giving them more time to decide which way to go. They also meet their Maker, so to speak, by chewing on power lines & electrocuting themselves. Maybe the UK could put up power lines in threatened areas & control the gray population that way - actually, the squirrels do all the work. So, the UK should have a red squirrel breeding program(me) & when the grays have been brought under control, as above, release all those reds into their historically natural habitats. I don't know what squirrel pox is - will look it up so as not to be an ignorant American - but the American grays carry rabies & it's common knowledge that it's no longer safe to eat squirrel brains for just that reason - not sure about the meat. If unsure how to tell if a squirrel is rabid, or to learn how to keep squirrels from devouring the contents of bird feeders, please post back. PS: Curious as to what interest an oppressive government would have in prohibiting driving slowly.
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Auntriarch 1 year ago
The wife version is "home haircuts repaired without comment" outside a salon
According to Marilyn Mendoza, Ph.D., a clinical instructor in the psychiatry department at Tulane University Medical Center, humor and hospices might sound like an unlikely combination but it’s one that works.
“It is said that there is a time and a place for everything. Most people believe that hospice is a time for sadness and grief and certainly there are times of great sadness,” she writes on Psychology Today.
“The truth is that hospice can also be a place for humor. A study done at Kent State and reported in the American Journal of Hospice and Palliative Care revealed that humor was present in 85 percent of 132 observed nurse-based visits. Amazingly, they found that 70 percent of the humor was initiated by the patient. If humor is a part of living, then why should it not be a part of dying?”
#13
Dee Tag 1 year ago
Only if there's something strange in the neighbourhood. LOL 😁
Load More Replies... Teutonic Disaster 1 year ago
Reminder for the Americans reading this, in GB, calling the ambulance in case of a medical emergency doesn't cost you an arm and a leg.
Freya 1 year ago
112 is the emergency number for the entire European Union. Apparently, the UK has decided to keep it after Brexit.
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Eunice Bentley 1 year ago
I often think about that when people ask to borrow my phone to call someone to pick them up from the hospital. "Is your wife going to answer an unknown caller?" Then I go through my phone wondering what all these strange numbers are. It takes a minute before I start deleting them.
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Dog Mom to Zoe 1 year ago
I'm stealing this and yes, I have 2 dogs. Never thought to use it on myself. ;o)
ABC no seven FCK CENSORING 1 year ago
Even if it was, what's your problem with it? Are you feeling what little masculinity you have threatened by it?
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Riley Quinn 1 year ago
A foul-beaked parrot who got stuck on a roof has told firefighters trying to rescue it to ‘f**k off’. Jessie, a turquoise and yellow macaw, spent three days on the roof of a house in Edmonton, North London. London Fire Brigade were eventually called to help with the rescue after the RSPCA and her owner were unable to coax her down, but they received a beak-ful of abuse from the bird. --UK Metro 2018
Lyone Fein 1 year ago
Did they bring his favorite snacks? No they did not.
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Chewie 1 year ago
This one made me laugh. Almost as good as the African Grey parrots that had to be separated at I believe a British zoo because of the same thing. They learned the phrase and then kept doing it because people were laughing at it. We don't deserve animals 😂
nm (he/him) 1 year ago
Back in the past I remember a couple of monkeys at the Antwerp zoo wanking every rime there was a woman there.
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Apatheist Account2 1 year ago
I mean, it's a bird, not a cat...surely it can find its own way off the roof?
Becky Samuel 1 year ago
Most people who keep parrots keep their wings clipped. This, combined with lack of exercise causes the flight muscles to atrophy.
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Greenmantle 1 year ago
He forgot a few things. 1, a case if beer 2, a couch 3, life threatening flooding.
ABC no seven FCK CENSORING 1 year ago
I know it's a typo, but... there is no IF beer, there's only WHEN beer. ;P
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“Many successful bereavement groups incorporate laughter where members are encouraged to share humorous experiences associated with their loved one,” Mendoza explains.
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Riley Quinn 1 year ago
This would hurt so much more than a profane-laced note. Sarcasm cuts like a knife.
Teutonic Disaster 1 year ago (edited)
I have customized cards for that purpose, but they're a bit more... direct.
#17
Riley Quinn 1 year ago
Oh, no. I think my brain is broken because I actually tried to remember if Winnie even had a middle name.
n75mk9nk2n 1 year ago
Fun fact, Winnie-ther-Pooh's real name, or original name anyway, is Edward Bear. And yes, to quote the books, it's Winnie-ther-Pooh. Don't you know what 'ther' means? "Ah yes, now I do." And that was the end of the matter.
Panda'sMom 1 year ago
Pooh is actually named Winnie Pooh, not Winnie (the) Pooh. Yeah, I know, I am a smarta$$.
#18
Say No to Downvoting 1 year ago
Was in a cubicle with my concussed son and heard the mother of a teenaged girl with abdo pain giving her daughter’s medical history. When the mother went to make a call the teen added “Actually, I am sexually active, so maybe we should add that pregnancy test?”.
Riley Quinn 1 year ago
ERs are tolerable if you're there for something relatively normal, but a humiliating experience for the unusual ailments.
Anyone-for-tea? 1 year ago (edited)
I was just thinking this the other day when I was sat in the surgical assessment unit. Everyone seemed to be there for some sort of abdominal issues ranging from the not so embarrassing to yes, these curtains aren’t soundproof, but the doctors treat them like they are!
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Julia H 1 year ago
Our local ERs put patients in their own rooms. Then leave and hope they get better while they wait. Lol, snort.
Anyone-for-tea? 1 year ago
Wow, own rooms? In the UK you’re lucky if you migrate onto a trolley within 6 hours. My best was no bed for about 22 hours.
Load More Replies... Colleen Glim 1 year ago
Currently, my mother and my husband are in hospital. But different hospitals. What do I do?
Socks Thecate 1 year ago
I am so sorry to hear that. I guess they will both understand if you are visiting the other one. I hope they get well soon.
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Judi Sherosky 1 year ago
once saw a dead person on a gurney next to my Mom and only a curtain away in the E. R.! Well done dog bed hospital!
What’s more, humor is absolutely vital for those individuals who work with people who are passing away. Not only is humor a way for them to bond with their coworkers but it also helps counter some of the effects of emotional exhaustion.
In some hospices, the staff participate in so-called Laugh Day team meetings where they share funny things about themselves and their work.
#19
Janissary35680 1 year ago
Yes, especially for the dog in #10 a little above.
Load More Replies... Riley Quinn 1 year ago (edited)
I can see a comfortable sofa fitted against the wall, and me curled up in it with a few cats reading a book.
pineapple87 1 year ago
Yes! I would also turn this into a reading nook. I might never use it, but it has potential
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Janissary35680 1 year ago
Depending on where it is in the house, a walk-in closet might be a very good solution.
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Colleen Glim 1 year ago
Failed already. Finished work at 5:30 the other day. Commented “Goddamn it’s dark outside already!”
Deborah B 1 year ago
Given that what time the clocks are set to is arbitrary, could we please just agree to set it such that on the shortest day of the year, the sun sets at 6pm?
Kelly Scott 1 year ago
I was thinking we should set our clocks ahead in the winter.
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Lester the Space Duck 1 year ago
A girl I work with has complained every day since September about it getting dark early. She is in her mid twenties. Where have you been for the last two decades?
Jen Schurman 1 year ago
Every damn day as I am trying to get 108 animals into the barns at our rescue.
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Fat Harry (Oi / You) 1 year ago
And then claim they did all the work themselves.
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One literature review out of Bournemouth University took a look at how United Kingdom ambulance service staff and paramedics use humor, and how this affects their well-being.
According to the researchers, many members of the British ambulance community see their use and expression of humor as a “positive coping strategy” that relieves stress. The underlying suggestion is that using (appropriate) humor among frontline medical staff should be encouraged.
#22
Space Invader 1 year ago
Normally, I'd complain about such an old joke, but I'll let you off the Hook this time.
#23
Riley Quinn 1 year ago
Well, that sums me up pretty well. Okay, maybe not sweet, but definitely plump and begging for cream.
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Passerby 1 year ago
Which, ironically for me, increases my stress and anxiety about work. Like, what if my absence created a chain of events the lead to the downfall of the company and the human society as a whole? What if I were just a hypochondriac acting sick and coughing up blood isn't an excuse to miss work? (I might have exaggerated a little, but I do feel stressed when I miss work sometimes, especially when we are busy.)
Amy S 1 year ago
Same, being off sick is more stressful than working sick and I have to be really ill to call in, then I feel guilty the rest of the day (I can work from home though so if I work sick I'm not passing my sickness on)
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Rebecca McManus 1 year ago
Trying to work out how much money I actually need to have a simple life, feeling like taking early retirement
Broadly speaking, the most successful memes are the ones that the audience finds the most relatable. The odds are that you won't make everyone happy with your particular brand of humor. However, if you stick to your niche, post consistently, and find ways to connect to other internet users, you'll probably end up creating a nice little digital community.
It's usually best to go for visual clarity in your memes (that is unless you're featuring random, chaotic, no-context pics on purpose). That means using high-quality photos, clear fonts, and snappy headlines so that your audience instantly clicks with the content. Humor isn't a must to go viral, but it certainly helps!
#25
Elladine DesIsles 1 year ago
The robots are not in charge of my oven. It is still one hour ahead two weeks later, and may well be until spring.
Riley Quinn 1 year ago (edited)
Except for the stove and microwave. What a change from running through the house changing all the clocks and always missing one that somehow bites you in the butt a couple months down the road. The darkness is no longer a problem like it was after working all day and having to run the usual errands before getting home only to face a roomful of angry cats because the stupid jerks can't read a clock and they're still using sun time.
H Wiley 1 year ago
Two days after the fallback, cat woke me at 5:30 because she was gungry. I yelled at her thatmit was 1/2 hour too early before realisibg in her mindmI am half hour late. I apologisd with extra cudddliing.
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JessieJ&LilyLovebug 1 year ago
The microwave, the stove, my car...are all unconnected to the robots.
Ewa M 1 year ago
The car! I have to fund out how to change the clock twice a year!
Load More Replies... Marilyn Holt 1 year ago
Some things change and some things don't. It's two weeks later and I'm still not sure what time it is.
Bored Birgit 1 year ago
Even my cat has learned to wake me up an hour later by now. I'm so grateful.
#26
Riley Quinn 1 year ago
There's a few in my neighborhood who remember faces. For good or for bad.
Andrew Keir 1 year ago
"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception"
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Dawn Marie 1 year ago
Yes, you must slow down for the Fox, Because the FOX Network will not have anytime to report on your accident. They will be spending all their time talking about their one and only golden haired boy Trump!!
Which of the memes featured here did you enjoy the most, dear Pandas? Were there any that honestly befuddled or bamboozled you? Have you ever worked jobs that were so emotionally stressful that you had to constantly rely on humor just to get through the day? Do you generally prefer darker humor or something lighter?
Tell us all about it in the comments. Oh, and if you like these sorts of memes, be sure to follow the ‘UK Ambulance Humour’ page for their newest funny pics.
#28
Pittsburgh rare 1 year ago
I didn't use to hate Christmas so much when it happened in December and lasted a couple of weeks.
RabidChild 1 year ago
If, for whatever reason, I get declared queen of the planet there will be no Christmas displays in stores until AFTER Thanksgiving, Christmas music only allowed Dec 15 to 25 and anyone that plays or sings that Mariah Carey song must face the firing squad.
Bored Retsuko 1 year ago
Christmas music only allowed Dec 15 to 25 ? I'd elect you as queen just for that!
Load More Replies... Riley Quinn 1 year ago
Commercials and local ads are already showing christmas themes and Thanksgiving hasn't even happened. I don't celebrate any of them, so explain the rushing of the holidays. I swear, if I hear that some jerk on Fox brought up 'the war on christmas' I'll absolutely loose it.
Jay Cee 1 year ago
Thanksgiving? Bloody amateurs. Christmas starts on 1st September and if the Easter eggs and hot cross buns aren't on display by 1st January there will be hell to pay.
Load More Replies... Colleen Glim 1 year ago
George Michael roams the earth again. He’s dead already! Let him rest in peace
Richman “Richman” Aust 1 year ago
My car was making funny noises so I took it to the mechanic. He took the Mariah Carey xmas CD out and it's fine now.
JessieJ&LilyLovebug 1 year ago
I like the song...but not continuously for two months. Still, I don't blame her...make that money, Mariah!
#29
Magpie 1 year ago
I like both. But currently these rescued cats are too traumatized to live with a dog.... works in progress. * If you are in Australia, PLEASE keep your cats 100% indoors. / catios.
Load More Replies... Apatheist Account2 1 year ago
Andy Parsons: I described myself as a people person. The judge said the term was "Trafficker".
Riley Quinn 1 year ago
You know, you start out all wide-eyed looking at all the people, imagining all the potential, only to be worn down until you finally understand why the word misanthropy exists.
Passerby 1 year ago
If a coffee person is a person who likes to consume coffee, does this mean that a people person is a person who likes to...?
Janissary35680 1 year ago
"Dinner with the Donnners / Won't you do the honors? / Would you like a hunk of Hank or haunch of Conner?"
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Nikole 1 year ago
They’ve used this picture before… It’s from the movie “The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent” and everyone should watch it.
artisticINSURRECTION 1 year ago
I'm getting pretty tired of the Pedro over saturation. But that movie was a riot! Would be great if Pedro and Nicolas Cage were buddies in real life!
Littlemiss 1 year ago (edited)
I mates daughter said to her, can you throw me my cambert cheese wheel? She threw it and hit her daughter in the head, the daughter yelled why you do that for??? I replied, maybe she wanted a cheese scone? (Scone being slang for head). I cackled for hours.
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Terri Rowland 1 year ago
You can get customised vests like this on Etsy, I got some for my dog saying he was a support dog in training and should not be spoken to without permission...
sturmwesen 1 year ago
I could have used it with my white GSD mix... every person wanted to touch her and people kept sending toddlers to her when I didn't look.
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Jay Cee 1 year ago
They have lots in Canterbury (the real one not the one in NZ). Saw a white van trapped behind one - he'd dodged in behind somebody and couldn't escape - so he got out, stood on it and tried to force it down. Traffic warden standing on the street corner, hands on her hips just shook her head in disbelief.
Andrew Keir 1 year ago
I think the one in NZ is pretty real, too - and if you don't like the scenery, just wait for the next earthquake
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Mike Arclight 1 year ago (edited)
Man i must be tired, I read that as bollocks. Was moderately confused
Gypsy Lee 1 year ago
The bollards have risen in the US. The biggest orange bollards of all now runs the show & it’s every misogynist for himself.
Gracie Mae 1 year ago (edited)
ok, had to look it up after posting my question, but now I have a new one...do they just pop up out of the ground ?
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Kylie 1 year ago
I'll change the car and the microwave but never the oven.
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Robert Trebor 1 year ago
For the first time im my life i have an easily changeable clock on my microwave. But there IS an existential situation here. My microwave is a Frigidaire and my stove/oven is a Whirlpool.
Gracie Mae 1 year ago
thank goodness my car has both digital & analog clocks--only one is wrong for 6 mos of the yr
Vicki Perizzolo 1 year ago
i figured out all of mine - that's my one (?) OCD issue - I had clocks that are wrong or spend their stupid little lives blinking at me.
Richard Keel 1 year ago
If you can't set the clock on your oven, you shouldn't be trying to use the oven as you clearly have the competency of a toddler
Rachel Pannell 1 year ago
We have so many mini power cuts/blips that our oven & microwave are just permanently wrong!
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Riley Quinn 1 year ago
Just me staying in the house and suddenly craving delivery only to get half way through my online order and realizing it was far too complicated and deciding to make some fried eggs and veggie sausages. I remember, back in my day, you'd just call for delivery (said in an old voice).
Nadine Debard 1 year ago
And where I live you can only get pizza / sushi / burger / thaï style food. Nothing else. No chinese, no French, no German food, whatever, just basically 4 dishes and their variations. Because it's what sells the most. So I stopped ordering and I go back to restaurants. Eff Ubereats, deliveroo, and so on, you ruined food delivery.
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Joe Reaves 1 year ago
This post reminded me I need to change my delivery date on my groceries. Been telling myself I need to do it since last night but then instantly forgetting! Procrastinating on BP really is good for you.
H Wiley 1 year ago
Live in an area with no food delivery and online orders take 3 days delivery. Though i did see instacart is telling me i can order from petco , which is 32 miles from me, for a 7.99 fee. They say 2 hour delivery. Tried door dash once for a store 7 miles away. Took 2 days, and the person actually shopped in the store in her hometwon which was 18 miles. I tipped alot, then sent a very strong email to door dash.
Terri Rowland 1 year ago
Oh dear, I have been found out.. I was window shopping and didn't realise that they were actually going to deliver everything to the house..
Maisey Myles 1 year ago
My friend. Amazon comes at least twice a day to deliver something g she doesn’t need. And then whining because she’s broke all the time.
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Beak Hookage 1 year ago
Not true, we have them in Australia too. There's also a variant with pink icing and coconut instead of sprinkles. They're great!
Kylie 1 year ago
They're not a hot dog roll anyway. They're a finger bun and I miss them.
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Socks Thecate 1 year ago
Still like UK cakes though. But not the fake cakes like "iced bun". Which may be marginally better than Australian fairy bread.
Kylie 1 year ago
Don't knock fairy bread. I still make them for myself sometimes as an adult. Back when I was a kid in Oz we would put scoops of icecream in finger buns.
Load More Replies... LonelyLittleLeafSheep 1 year ago
No offense to those of you who like them, but that looks horrible to me (I don't like white bread).
jade s 1 year ago
These were the best and only about 25p. As a kid in the 90s I got £1 per week pocket money from my nan and grandad and could buy 1 of these, a bag of crisps, a freddo bar, a flump, a bag of rainbow drops, and a bottle of panda pop. (Or blow the whole amount on a single pack of chocolate cigarettes.) Now you can't even buy a kinder egg.
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David Martin 1 year ago
And when I did, plan my funeral early in the day, so only mourning people come
The Darkest Timeline 1 year ago
I suspect Randy “Macho Man” Savage and the Kool-aid man were the same dude
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keyboardtek 1 year ago
Don't tell anti vaxers this. They might start using dog deworming meds for the next viral pandemic.
Lester the Space Duck 1 year ago
They already used horse meds, so why not? 🤷
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Janissary35680 1 year ago
Seriously, the pills and tablets give better protection though admittedly the are pricier.
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#40
Telmo Belo 1 year ago
If the doctor doesn't take it seriously you'll never find out why you're defecating furniture.
Caroline Overill 1 year ago
I was asked by the optician if there were any illnesses in the family. I told him the cat had diabetes. Nothing.
#41
VikingAbroad 1 year ago
You push it just a bit further back, then one of the anchors snap, but the lid is still attached, and you can drink without poking yourself in the eye. Easy-peasy.
Kari Panda 1 year ago
A solution to a problem that was caused by a******s who can’t be bothered to put the caps back on the bottle.
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Jay Cee 1 year ago
The Solution: keep the cap tethered to to bottle. The (new) Problem: cap and bottle made from two different plastics that can't be recycled together . . .
2bwhctmvgn 1 year ago
They can be put into the recycling system together. Plastics are chopped into small pieces before being sorted, and that will "remove" the cap from the bottle.
Load More Replies... Riley Quinn 1 year ago
Looks like something that had 2D potential, but failed in the 3D world.
much_complaint 1 year ago
It really feels like a solution to a problem that never excisted, but makes manufactoring companies look more enviromentally friendly.
#42
darkx_wolf87 1 year ago
I Google how to stop eldritch demons from possessing you how about y-ok.
Vicki Perizzolo 1 year ago
nope nope nope - that thing goes on the charger and stays there til morning..it can weep and cry all it wants to
#43
StumblingThroughLife 1 year ago
Just call your Doctor's surgery and ask for advice (when it's a bug/flu/childhood disease).
Riley Quinn 1 year ago
How about just handing out masks and gloves to keep the germ orgy to a manageable limit.
Bryan Wright 1 year ago
Does that mean that all the extended waiting times are down to healthy people just nabbing all the seats? Ha ha.
#44
Foxinamug 1 year ago
My most common little lie is "don't worry I did/do that all the time", even when I've never done it before in my life, cause it makes people I'm helping feel less silly
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The Bearded Viking 1 year ago (edited)
There's likely really one of two things they are actually telling themselves; 1. "Hehe...another fake solution passes muster!" or 2. Ha! Will ya look at that! I had no idea I actually knew how to do that! I wasn't going to tell him that though".
#45
Rayne OfSalt 1 year ago
You don't wanna come here. Go to NZ instead. We're having insane thunderstorms along with ridiculous heatwaves and the fires have started.
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Margaret Nupponen 1 year ago
I once went to Helsinki in January for a family funeral. The sun came up at 11am and went down at 3pm.
#46
The Bearded Viking 1 year ago (edited)
The two word signs are hilarious! "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!...what?...oh you actually DO need to access it?..well yes, of course then, by all means...YOU MAY PASS!!!"
#47
Riley Quinn 1 year ago
The first time one of us backseat idiots turned it on, my father would firmly say no. The second time brought a blur of movement as a disembodied hand smacked us all upside the head - all the while watching the road.
2bwhctmvgn 1 year ago
It's not illegal anywhere I can find. No US states; not Canada; not the UK; not Ireland; not Australia. I gave up after that.
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#48
Riley Quinn 1 year ago
It's so easy to stir the pot even if it's unintentional. Amazing the number of people who can read but can't comprehend.
Rachel Pelz 1 year ago
Can anybody give me a language tutorial on this one please? Stir the pot = ???
Bobby McKee 1 year ago
That's an awesome picture, my Dad had that exact same model of toy stove.
#49
Michelle C 1 year ago
Unfortunately, That’s the case for some parts of the United States as well!
MrLiesegang 1 year ago
Hm… I’m from Germany and was shocked when I visited New York.
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Elladine DesIsles 1 year ago
Right? I could look out of my window and see this right now if it weren't dark. Minus the cobblestone edge, granted, but it was just a couple of summers ago that the city (Toronto) finally removed old streetcar tracks that had bren buried under the asphalt (and slowly reemerging) since probably the 1960s - which they only bothered with because they were already replacing water mains much older than that. My stretch of road gets dug up and badly patched at least twice a year; then winter arrives and tears it up more.
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Timbob 1 year ago
Obviously, you have never visited the west side of Chicago. Or the north side. Or the south side. (There is no east side.)
nottheactualphoto 1 year ago
The east side exists, but it's uncomfortably humid.
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Pablo Ramos 1 year ago
This collection is TOTALLY NOT BRITISH. maybe one or two out of the 50.
Apatheist Account2 1 year ago
It counts as British because Nathaniel makes most of the comments.
Tara Noe 1 year ago
Why is this called British? Clearly posted by someone who's never heard of the UK
Russell Rieckenberg 1 year ago
If you read the introduction (yeah, I don't either) these are from a British Facebook page.
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Pablo Ramos 1 year ago
This collection is TOTALLY NOT BRITISH. maybe one or two out of the 50.
Apatheist Account2 1 year ago
It counts as British because Nathaniel makes most of the comments.
Tara Noe 1 year ago
Why is this called British? Clearly posted by someone who's never heard of the UK
Russell Rieckenberg 1 year ago
If you read the introduction (yeah, I don't either) these are from a British Facebook page.
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