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Learning another language is always useful. You can read books in their original language. It makes it easier to communicate with locals when you're traveling. You might also woo your long-time crush with some French (after all, it is the most romantic language in the world.)

But after seeing the entries in this list, you will probably think it's also useful to not get misleading directions. One might think that the language of signs is universal. Yet, it seems when there are different alphabets involved, all bets are off. Scroll through our selection of the goofiest translations from the Translation Gone Wrong Facebook page and let us know your favorites below!

And who could tell us more about the woes of translators if not one of their own? Thus, Bored Panda reached out to audiovisual translator Dot Roberts. She not only translates subtitles for movies, TV shows, marketing videos to and from German, Dutch and English, but she does subtitles for the deaf and hard-of-hearing people as well.

Dot also hosts the podcast Meet The Translator, where she interviews experts in the field. Read her insights on the profession below and find out what her personal favorite ‘failed translation’ is!

More info: Translation Gone Wrong | Dot Roberts | LinkedIn | Meet The Translator Podcast | Instagram

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Fortune Cookies: "You Will Gain Admiration From Your Pears."

Fortune Cookies: "You Will Gain Admiration From Your Pears."

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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

this is so beautiful im so happy with it, its just beautiful to such a point i cant express my admiration in words

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Just like any other profession, translation requires many years of hard work and dedication. In this case, it's all about studying languages. Translator Dot Roberts told us about her journey towards becoming a professional translator. "I started learning German at school when I was 12 and I really enjoyed it. It was one of my favorite subjects," Dot says.

She continued to learn German and after graduating, went to Berlin to work as an au pair. Dutch came into the picture when she started her university years. Since she liked translation as a subject so much, she decided to pursue a Master's in Translation Studies at the University of Manchester.

While doing her Master's, Dot started doing freelance work. First at her part-time employer LUSH, later for Wayfair. "I built up my experience with them before taking on other clients and getting more into subtitling," the translator shares.

"I never really purposefully chose this profession," Dot admits. "I just always pursued the things I enjoyed the most and it sort of led me here. I love the projects I get to work on and I have so much fun doing my work and being part of the wonderful translator community."

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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe Seal the singer although I would love to see a cartoon of a seal on a bicycle.

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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Today is always under construction, never finished. When today finishes, it becomes yesterday.

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Nowadays, her job isn’t just about doing translation and subtitling. Dot also hosts her own podcast called Meet the Translator. She chats with different translators about various topics relating to the industry. Don’t hesitate to give it a listen if board game, video game and sports translation and localization sound intriguing to you!

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Whatever Blows Your Bubble

Whatever Blows Your Bubble

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Isn't This Your Definition Of Great Customer Service?

Isn't This Your Definition Of Great Customer Service?

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Dot is also a speaker at translation conferences and runs an annual audiovisual translation workshop with a colleague for students at the University of Manchester. "I love supporting new and aspiring translators and showing them how much fun the job can be!" Dot gushes.

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How Not To Encourage Your Children To Clean Up After Themselves

How Not To Encourage Your Children To Clean Up After Themselves

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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is there a smart child version so you can tell your kids which one is your favourite?

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What About A Carrot Phone?

What About A Carrot Phone?

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What are the most important skills a translator should have? As we've seen from this list, language proficiency should be at the top of the list. Dot agrees but also tells Bored Panda another important characteristic most people wouldn’t think to name. 

"Your target language skills are actually more important than your source language skills," the translator believes. She says that a translator needs to be a really good writer in their target language.

Another important skill a good translator should learn, according to Dot, is to communicate clearly with clients. "I’d say you need to have good research skills and good communication skills. It’s important to have a strong relationship with your clients so you know exactly what it is they need you to do and you feel comfortable enough to ask them questions."

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Here You Can Even Steal For Free

Here You Can Even Steal For Free

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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think in Denmark you can claim someone’s lost child after 2 hours soooo..

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Don't You Agree?

Don't You Agree?

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This skill can come in handy when the translation can be ambiguous and there are multiple potential interpretations. Dot recommends asking the client for context in these cases. "There’s a joke about translators always asking for context, but it’s true. There can be hundreds of different ways to translate something, so context is key if you want it to actually make sense," the translator says.

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Cash, Please. I Left My Octopus At Home

Cash, Please. I Left My Octopus At Home

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Currently, one of the hottest questions in the translation field is the growing presence of AI. "It’s definitely been a hot topic in the industry, with an increasing number of conference talks popping up about it," Dot agrees. Yet, she says that we're still figuring out how translators can get the maximum benefits. 

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A Revolutionary New Marketing Strategy

A Revolutionary New Marketing Strategy

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"Machine translation has been around for a while and it’s definitely getting better," Dot observes. "But it’s still not as good as human translation and I doubt it really ever will be."

She tells us she's seeing more translators offering MTPE (machine translation post-editing) as a service. MTPE means that a translator reviews and improves machine-translated text to make it more accurate and fluent.

Dot also says that she's aware of some automatic subtitle translation software. "But from what I’ve seen so far, it’s not amazing," she says honestly. Her outlook overall is positive.

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"A lot of people are concerned about the future of translation with AI. But I think the more we understand it, the more we can hopefully use it to our advantage. It’ll be interesting to see how AI develops and shapes the industry!"

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Watch Out!

Watch Out!

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Naturally, we had to ask Dot if she has a favorite translation mishap. It's not hers, but one that she saw in Beijing while studying. "I think my favorite was in one of our textbooks. There was a list of dishes and their translations, and one of them was ‘squirrel sample fish’. Safe to say, I never ordered that one," Dot adds.

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Literally Lost In Translation

Literally Lost In Translation

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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Probably if they had they would have got "Translate server error"

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#32

Hide And Seek - Toilets, Your Turn!

Hide And Seek - Toilets, Your Turn!

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Do Not Diet, It's Friday!

Do Not Diet, It's Friday!

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Pls Wait Outside A Noodle. Say What?

Pls Wait Outside A Noodle. Say What?

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Hygiene Tip Of The Day

Hygiene Tip Of The Day

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Who's Hungry?

Who's Hungry?

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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thank you so much to whomever censored out that rude word. I would have been scandalised and had to be revived with smelling salts had I but seen it.

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Happy Valentine's Day! I Love You, Ok? - Your Telephone

Happy Valentine's Day! I Love You, Ok?
- Your Telephone

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Freedom For Apple Pie!

Freedom For Apple Pie!

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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

personally, i think ice cream has it worse (can y'all start a fake discourse thread in the replies? it'd be funny)

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Don’t Worry, It’s Only Puke

Don’t Worry, It’s Only Puke

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We're Just Saying

We're Just Saying

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Keep It Out Of The Closet

Keep It Out Of The Closet

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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, a toilet is known as a water closet in many places, so this translation isn't that bad.

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Special Price For You, My Friend!

Special Price For You, My Friend!

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What Did You Just Call Me?

What Did You Just Call Me?

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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think I need a quick explanation of the accompanying art work on the package.

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Do Not Little. Big Time

Do Not Little. Big Time

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It's Friday! Let's Celebrate With An Ice Cold Bear

It's Friday! Let's Celebrate With An Ice Cold Bear

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What About The Nephew?

What About The Nephew?

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All You Need Is A Proofreader

All You Need Is A Proofreader

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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well tis better to have loved and lost*, so perhaps this isn't that bad. *it isn't btw

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