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Some People Can’t Shut Up Even In Their Sleep, And These Are 54 Of The Funniest Things They Said
There’s still so much we don’t know about the human mind, especially the unconscious part. Where do dreams come from? Why do they feel so real? And what exactly happens when the brain forgets to hit the mute button?
Completely unfiltered and entirely unplanned, sleep talking turns us into stand-up comedians without us even knowing it—provided there’s someone around to hear the performance, of course.
To show just how strange and funny those moments can be, we collected some of the funniest things people have said while out cold.
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General Anaesthesia 7 hours ago
You just can't get away from the extended warranty salespeople.
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Janissary35680 6 hours ago
🎵🎶This is the end / Beautiful friend / This is the end / My only friend, the end / It hurts to set you free / But you'll never follow me / The end of laughter and soft lies / The end of nights we tried to dıe / This is the end🎶🎵
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Crystalwitch60 6 hours ago
Maybe she needs to learn lol let’s start with casseroles 😂get a slow cooker , put all ingredients in a stock cube , 600mil of water add herbs salt n pepper stir n put it on high for 6 hours done , as she’s dreaming about them seems a good place to start 👍
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Am I Funny? Maybe or maybe not 4 hours ago (edited)
Did you tell her to uninstall windows while sleeping?
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Eternal Progress 4 hours ago
Definitely a magic eraser. Have you seen the racket those make when they fall?
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Am I Funny? Maybe or maybe not 4 hours ago
He kinda feels like the guy who would steal bbq sauce
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Smeghead Tribble Down Under 2 hours ago
Understandable. Terrible show. Can't stand Ray Romano.
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highwaycrossingfrog 2 hours ago
I went to school with a guy whose surname was Pepper, and his father was a doctor. Someone told me he also had a brother in the army who may or may not have been a sergeant, but that one I can't confirm.
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Beak Hookage 6 hours ago
🎶Don't you wanna come with me? Don't you wanna feel my bones on your bones?🎶
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Beak Hookage 6 hours ago
I wonder if I talk in my sleep? It's a moot point as I always sleep alone. I do know I sometimes lash out and knock things off the nightstand.
Beak Hookage 6 hours ago
I wonder if I talk in my sleep? It's a moot point as I always sleep alone. I do know I sometimes lash out and knock things off the nightstand.
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