It seems to be the trend for any important leader these days, whether it be in the United States of America or the abode of the damned, to have an active Twitter account. And Satan, of course, is no exception.
While the idea of hell has always been one filled with torment and eternal damnation, a parody Satan's Twitter account has been doing the rounds lately, and it's ingenious in its impishness. Like his enduring rival God, who has his own hilariously crafted parody account, Satan tweets out cheeky, biting one-liners based on current events, many of which use the inherent comedy of the Trump administration for inspiration. Satan's Twitter just hits the spot on his relevant remarks on the mortal's life.
We here at Bored Panda have compiled a list of our favorite gems from Satan's Twitter, which can peruse by scrolling down below. Let us know what you think, and don't forget to vote for the funny Satan Twitter wisdom!
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Couple of years back, I watched few horror flicks day after day and was so terrified in the night, that someone is beneath my bed and was afraid af all the time to get down. Finally I had to remove all 4 legs from bed and now it sits on floor. No more fear, Yay!
Comedian Jim Jefferies has a amazing cameo related to this. A must watch. Search on youtube - Jim Jefferies hell vs heaven. I would recommend using headphones in office hours though.
It feels like the closet door on the left is going to open slowly...
I have always wondered this, why Hell Meant to be agony and pain. If you are a bad person and done some super bad s**t entire life, then Satan is gonna dig you, you are his boy after all.
This doesn't apply to Vampires and Dorian Gray (if he never looked at his painting)
So very true. You need to burn some bridges to get where your going.
Yoga Pants? OK ladies if you get killed make sure you're not wearing Yoga Pants as apparently you may get to heaven but your pants are going to hell, no one wants their first impression of meeting god to go wrong because he can see your minge.
Are the judges of the afterlife capable of seeing everything anyway?
Load More Replies...so all those are damned, but not people with radical and hate attitudes?
I get why as an atheist I'm supposedly going to hell, which to be honest sounds like a better place since heaven seems to be full of some very close minded judgey people. But why exactly are my pants going to hell? It's not like they have done anything wrong, other than cling to my a*s . And if yoga pants are going to hell, than surely leggings and tights are too?
All pants are, according to this picture's logic.
Load More Replies...I don't...Hope you get through your tough times if you do cut though. :)
Load More Replies...sounds like a great party and it seems like I'm already on the guestlist! =D
Imma come up to them in yoga pants a feminist t-shirt my phone with porn playing and show them my wrists
Um, maybe not....Murder. Maiming them is better anyway ;P
Load More Replies...If these all go the Hell, Heaven's gonna be an awkwardly boring place.
omg his shirttt, what a horrible person if he wasn't even holding the sign
Maybe I'm wrong, but doesn't God say " Judge not, lest ye be judged"?
And yet here she stands for something she believes and therefore a feminist who also idolates God and the church.
Okay the only things going to hell on that sign: Nothing. Just the guy holding it.
Those who believe others will not be in the same eternity as theirs are probably wrong.Be carful Of condemning others,you just might join them.
I'm offended that it said Muslim, now, I'm not muslim , but I have friend that are, apart from that.... (Knock knock), Nat's here!
Isn’t the guy sitting next to him in a Deadpool shirt? Isn’t he like this entire signminus one or two things?
I know right?! Who wants to go to a house party where you sit with perfect posture and avoid eye contact.
ok... so all these things are cause for eternal damnation... but the guy next to him is wearing a Deadpool shirt? Pretty sure Deadpool's ok with everything on this list.
Hell is going to be awful lot crowded with all teachers from my school.
so, Jesus is the "Lamb of God," and Mary had... ILLUMIONATI CONFJOIRMED
My daughter, when she was like 12: Did you fall from heaven? Cuz your face looks a little banged up...
Fall in love than. It does the job a lot faster, grandad, and there's lots of internal wars, torture, and just complete and utter chaos.
If you reverse the intro sounds in dora the explorer it sounds like they're saying "hail satan"
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! stop do not enter.
With most of the comments, I see the twitter account being used by the devil from the TV-Serie: Lucifer. It makes it fun!
I could see that, too. The tweets sound like something he'd say for sure.
Load More Replies...Hey, sorry Trump lovers but it's not our problem you can't see what's right in front of your face.
Well if we're being honest, republicans aren't really known for their ability to laugh at themselves, or take a joke, or be funny.
Load More Replies...You'd be surprised just how much the Church of Satan is more civilized these days. At least more than the right.
Load More Replies...I think it's hilarious, but I also note that the author does not differentiate between "it's" and "its" in one single sentence. Grammar, children, let us not forget our grammar. :)
That's why I'm making sure I'm going to hell, Satan isn't only fun, he's the most beautiful angel and has all the good video games too
It is always disappointing when I see a downvoted comment and I'm looking for juicy drama and all I get is this spam.
Load More Replies...I very well know what you mean, but every day is not a same day and today was not a usual-ok or usual-good day for me, it was unusual-bad one. Embarrassed & sorry to spoil your fun. May be tomorrow I will come back with better ones.
Load More Replies...Yeah cuz we should so be honoring & dignifying the racist, misogynist, hypocritical monsters among us!
Load More Replies...With most of the comments, I see the twitter account being used by the devil from the TV-Serie: Lucifer. It makes it fun!
I could see that, too. The tweets sound like something he'd say for sure.
Load More Replies...Hey, sorry Trump lovers but it's not our problem you can't see what's right in front of your face.
Well if we're being honest, republicans aren't really known for their ability to laugh at themselves, or take a joke, or be funny.
Load More Replies...You'd be surprised just how much the Church of Satan is more civilized these days. At least more than the right.
Load More Replies...I think it's hilarious, but I also note that the author does not differentiate between "it's" and "its" in one single sentence. Grammar, children, let us not forget our grammar. :)
That's why I'm making sure I'm going to hell, Satan isn't only fun, he's the most beautiful angel and has all the good video games too
It is always disappointing when I see a downvoted comment and I'm looking for juicy drama and all I get is this spam.
Load More Replies...I very well know what you mean, but every day is not a same day and today was not a usual-ok or usual-good day for me, it was unusual-bad one. Embarrassed & sorry to spoil your fun. May be tomorrow I will come back with better ones.
Load More Replies...Yeah cuz we should so be honoring & dignifying the racist, misogynist, hypocritical monsters among us!
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