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It seems to be the trend for any important leader these days, whether it be in the United States of America or the abode of the damned, to have an active Twitter account. And Satan, of course, is no exception.

While the idea of hell has always been one filled with torment and eternal damnation, a parody Satan's Twitter account has been doing the rounds lately, and it's ingenious in its impishness. Like his enduring rival God, who has his own hilariously crafted parody account, Satan tweets out cheeky, biting one-liners based on current events, many of which use the inherent comedy of the Trump administration for inspiration. Satan's Twitter just hits the spot on his relevant remarks on the mortal's life.

We here at Bored Panda have compiled a list of our favorite gems from Satan's Twitter, which can peruse by scrolling down below. Let us know what you think, and don't forget to vote for the funny Satan Twitter wisdom!

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Jeez... the comment sections are really messy on all of these. can’t we just enjoy this for what it is?

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Couple of years back, I watched few horror flicks day after day and was so terrified in the night, that someone is beneath my bed and was afraid af all the time to get down. Finally I had to remove all 4 legs from bed and now it sits on floor. No more fear, Yay!

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Comedian Jim Jefferies has a amazing cameo related to this. A must watch. Search on youtube - Jim Jefferies hell vs heaven. I would recommend using headphones in office hours though.

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had to read this like 3 times. I can't believe that is on a sign. I must be misunderstanding it's meaning right?

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have always wondered this, why Hell Meant to be agony and pain. If you are a bad person and done some super bad s**t entire life, then Satan is gonna dig you, you are his boy after all.

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lol... now every time a guy uses that cheesy line on a girl, she should just clap back n ask him if he thinks she's the devil!

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So very true. You need to burn some bridges to get where your going.

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yoga Pants? OK ladies if you get killed make sure you're not wearing Yoga Pants as apparently you may get to heaven but your pants are going to hell, no one wants their first impression of meeting god to go wrong because he can see your minge.

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

...and you best believe god is Packin!! (ouch - thinnin' out them edges!)

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wonder if lady realized that she actually got the wicca symbol tattooed on her forehead. The Satan's symbol has one point of the "star" pointing downward.

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mkay imma tell y’all a story. I was at a funeral. And my phone started ringing. The problem was....my ringtone is highway to Hell....

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My daughter, when she was like 12: Did you fall from heave