Funny Riddles With Answers To Tickle Your Brain

and any kind of graphics :) (microsoft fan here...)

Windows

his applesauce

Answer: Windows.

So funny

Fun facts about English punctuation: When using the possessive form of the pronoun "it," you don't use an apostrophe. (Correct: "its." Incorrect: "it's.") But wait a moment...the word "it's" is a real word, isn't it? Yes it is, but "it's" is the contracted form of "it is."

Pig Putin. You're an insane crazy bitvh who should kill himself

Enjoy the Silence, won't you?

silence

Lions, Because if they haven't eaten in YEARS, they're dead

Wrong, the kind of food is important. Maybe the lions had regular food like meatballs or a thanks giving turkey repeatly that they don't die inside the body, but if they haven't 4 years no mental food, via mental and other kind of stimulation, psychology says therefore antimaterial assimilationable food. Knowledge, wisdom, secrets of Bing Bang, like how many different elements/elementaries are needed to realize a regular "Urknall"? I can say, you need more than 10000 various elements to prepare a Bang. But don't forget to put money/bitcoin inside one of the "4x10F/4x10B//TR808000 Gondoliery" to teach nature right in time, how real money is to handling if this is the reason for destroying the universes life. Don't forget the most important information when I teach Bing Bang at A Borg University of Q Continuum. Never forget, when you create a Bang you create a natural lifeformz that is bigger and more powerful than any other species. No species should be so arrogant underestimate nature

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The lion room. If they haven´t eaten in years they are dead as a doornail

well...... the the f**k is the answer????????????????????????

Who else thought it was the Hokage - carved mountain in Naruto?

1. The Ventures (🇺🇲) 2.The Shadows (🇬🇧) 3. The Tornadoes (🇺🇲) 4. The Spotnicks (🇸🇪) 5. The Sounds (🇫🇮)

Mount Rushmore

Answer: A deck of playing cards.

LoL

My phone number.

Is it my life?

Answer: Your name.

Your phone number. 😉

Right phone number

Answer: You give 9 kids an orange each and you give the tenth kid the bowl with the orange in it.

I did not answer this by saying: you kill one of them.....

I thought it was to cut then up

My brain could never

Or you can just kick on of the kids out and give the rest oranges. That works to

You know you're rich when you buy watches only from your jewellers

What jeweller and prisoner have in common? - They are both behind bars

The value of what they lock up

I figured one out!

Answer: He throws the ball straight up in the air.

I can picture a prop-comic doing this as an opening joke, leading with something like, "I'm also getting into magic as a side business, and I have a trick I'd like to start out with..."

I thought the answer was a dog

My simple mind thought he was throwing the ball for a dog to fetch.

I was thinking “K”, as in “Que?”. I don’t even speak Spanish.