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Sometimes an item or experience is so good or so truly terrible that we feel compelled to sit down and pen a description of what it was like, something to immortalize this incident. Commonly enough, these end up being reviews. And some, as it turns out, are seriously more creative than others.
We’ve gathered some hilarious, creative and unhinged examples of times netizens found comedy gold in the review section. So get comfortable as you scroll through, upvote your favorites and be sure to share your own thoughts and experiences in the comments section down below.
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#1
Funniest Food Review Ever
Dragons Exist 3 months ago
BP has been pretty shitty for a while now (I only stay for the occasional good bits), but now they're censoring "beats" (and also "freak" in a different post)??? What the fucking hell
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#2
Came Across This Funny Review When Looking For Bear Spray
#3
Fat Husband
Online reviews are the wild west of human opinion, no sheriffs, no codes, just five-star love letters and one-star gunfights for individuals and products that frankly do not require them. There is somewhere in the world where a restaurant lost two stars because "the waiter looked like my ex-boyfriend," and a gas station has a five-star rating for "having vibes." Vibes! Not sanitation, not fuel quality, just vibes.
The issue is, when you provide individuals with a blank text space and the ability to rate something one through five, all logic takes a holiday. A fantastic fine hotel can be dismantled in a one-star polemic because "the free soap was too free, made me feel cheap."
#6
Shout Out To My Man Henry
The Darkest Timeline 3 months ago
Come for the haircut, stay for the professionalism and discretion.
While a ratty fast-food place with dim lighting and a raccoon clan in the dining area gets five stars because "the fries were crisp and Janet at the counter smiled once." And don't miss the blockbuster books that some critics pen. You've come by to see if the toaster works, but you're reading instead a 1,200-word essay on how the critic's marriage ended during vacation in 2017 and somehow the toaster is implicated.
#7
Help Them Achieve Immortality?
#8
Throwback To This Iconic Review And Yes, Humor Is Subjective
#9
Cursed Review
And then there are the people who clearly have no idea what reviews are. A review of a museum: "One star didn't go inside." A review of a coffee shop: "Four stars, haven't tried the coffee yet." That's rating a book you never opened or Yelp feedback for your neighbor's dog for barking once.
#10
The Funny Part Is That 70 People Found It Helpful
#11
He Gave 5 Star Review To A Police Station
#12
$1500 Swiss Army Knife, Reviews Are The Best
Of course, the truly insane reviews are where people let loose years of unresolved emotional baggage on a product. A lawn chair isn't just a lawn chair, it's a symbol of betrayal, because "I sat in it, and my uncle never loved me." A blender isn't just a blender, it's a bad guy, because "it reminded me of the sound my mom made when she chewed ice in 1994."
#13
I Live A Block Away From A Golf Course And Love When This Opportunity Presents Itself
#14
I Never Knew That I Wanted One Of These… Until Now
ohjojo (you/your's) 3 months ago
congratulations on reaching a life goal. I'm very proud of you and I don't even know you.
#15
Found This Comfy Little Idiot In A 1-Star Review For Rubber Snakes
But that's the beauty of reviews on the internet. They're not reviews; they're glimpses into the horribly complicated inner lives of strangers. Sure, now and then you learn whether the tacos are good or not, but more often than not you learn that Barbara from Wisconsin has very strong feelings about how ketchup packets are dispensed.
#16
Four People Found It Helpful
#18
This Is Absolutely Hilarious
Riley Quinn 3 months ago
More people should read jail/prison reviews before going out and being a big enough jerk to experience it.
And finally, maybe that's the reason we love them. They're not reliable, they're not fair, but they're unvarnished, raw humanity. Online reviews are proof that if given the freedom to rate anything, individuals will rate everything, common sense optional, drama guaranteed.
#19
The Satire
#20
Dawn Reviews Her Son On A Loft Bed Listing
Littlemiss 3 months ago
As someone with a 7 year old who is almost as tall as me, I'm keeping this one for later.
#21
Use With Caution
#22
Interesting Home Depot Review
ohjojo (you/your's) 3 months ago
since the dawn of the refrigerator.. this has been a problem. try drilling a hole in the refrigerator door so when you close the door you can see if the light remains on
#23
The Review Was So Wild That You Had To Share It. It's Such A Shame That The Person Disabled The Comments
#24
Roller Blade Amazon Review. They’re Not Safe For Your Wives, Guys. Be Careful Out There
#25
Parenting Tips In An Amazon Review For A Penguin Mask
#26
I Think He Misread It A Little
#27
This Made Me Laugh. I Feel That
#28
Costco Gas Station
#29
Letting Someone In On Your Protein Is Crazy
Stardust she/her 3 months ago
I looked up the address and it turns out that during my stay in Pune, we passed that gym 3 times while on a quest for icecream. Poor OP must’ve been getting cheated on during that time
#30
This One Is Fantastic
#31
Changed Their Review Because… Oh
Dragons Exist 3 months ago
Gonna start describing things I don't like as "worse than a summary of 2020"
#32
This Is The Funniest Review For A Wing Joint Ever
Dragons Exist 3 months ago
Tbh I wish I could just disappear mysteriously at a wing joint after eating some good food, at least it'd be interesting
#33
Boiled Toucan
#34
I Hate Yellow
#35
A Review For Edinburgh Zoo
#36
I Laughed So Hard
#37
This Review For A Cheap Vodka Teleportation Device
#38
Totally Agree. Should’ve Just Built A New Castle From Scratch
#39
This Amazon Review For Trash Bags
ohjojo (you/your's) 3 months ago
great fun to slide down muddy hills while wearing. but do look out for rocks.
#40
Signed "The Sympathetic Bandits"
MagicJacket 3 months ago
There is one person in Home Alone 2 that deserves to be hit over the head over and over again by a brick. Incidentally, that person also stole from a kids' cancer charity.
#41
Another Review On The Statue Of Liberty
#42
A One Star Review For A Place That Hasn't Even Opened Yet
#43
Police Station Review
#45
Had You Considered Writing A Book About Leahy That Doesn't Focus On Him?
#46
While Donating Plasma I Decided To Read The Reviews Of The Facility. Good To Know My Plasma Is Going To Satanic Rituals
Auntriarch 3 months ago
Well mine went to the John Radcliffe hospital, so probably was given unto others. Though if anyone has information to the contrary, do tell 😂
#47
Man I Wish
#48
"Too Many Animal"
#49
A Review On A Vegan Bakery
Dragons Exist 3 months ago
I felt "attacked spiritually" and a "satanic aura" the last time I drove past a church, but that's probably because their was an anti-gay rally going on
#50
This Made Me Laugh Way Too Hard
ohjojo (you/your's) 3 months ago (edited)
oh no. if they were raw, wet is expected. if they were cooked. doesn't take but a moment on the stove or the microwave to remedy the situation. guess Kraftymom wasn't such a KraftyMom after all
#51
I Wanted To Download A Scrabble App But This Was The Top Review
#52
Hope This Is Allowed Just Eat Review
#53
Might Want To Call Hr
#55
This
#56
Going To Have To Sacrifice A Sock
Dragons Exist 3 months ago
Your fault for not checking before sitting down, there are very few times where you can't check before sitting down
#57
Found While Searching For Apartments In My Area. Guess I Shouldn’t Apply?
#58
We Covered That On The Nick Swardson Episode
#59
I Don’t Know If Is Entitled But Was A Funny Review
#60
A Review For My Local Taco Bell
#61
I Don’t Know If This Qualifies But
#62
How Did You Even Find This?
ohjojo (you/your's) 3 months ago
sorry to hear you were eliminated but congratulations on getting on the show in the first place!
#63
Ironman
#64
At Least The Socket Works
MagicJacket 3 months ago
C R I P P L I N G is censored? Come on, BP. Although, ponts for letting the word f*****k i n g sneak through further up the chat.
#65
Thanks Clara For Providing A Photo
ƒιѕн 3 months ago
Just because there's an upload photo option, doesn't mean you have to upload a photo. kty-68ad44...ad-png.jpg 
#66
I Kind Of Agree With This Review, Actually
#67
The Reviews For The Fidget Spinner App On The App Store
#69
First Time Sorting Reviews By Lowest Score And It Really Paid Off
#70
Thank You For Your Review
#71
A Review Of The Cheesecake Factory
#72
This Amazon Review And Image For An Ethernet Cable
#73
Can This Opinion Be Trusted?
#75
Knees Weak, Arms Heavy
#76
Review From Local Smoke Shop
#77
"Grow Into It"
#78
Good Cat Storage
#79
Teens Flaunting Mobility?
#81
Game Review
#82
Cats Be Cats
#83
Answer The Calls Betsy
#85
Trip To The Local Recycling Center
#86
I'm Sorry, But What Does This Have To Do With The Restaurant?
#92
Funniest One Star Review On Goodreads. Book Was So Bad It Gave Her Ptsd
#93
Found This On The Reviews Of A Local Massage Place
#94
One Of The Reviews Of A Bakery In My Neighbourhood. Guess It’s A Valid Reason To Give It 1/5 Stars
Auntriarch 3 months ago
Can a francophone Panda please let us know if losing your melon means something different in French ....
#95
One Of The Best Of This Kind
#96
Top Review For Come And See
#97
Choccy Milk Is Like $10 There
#98
Amazon Review I Stumbled On
Auntriarch 3 months ago (edited)
I hope his coworkers never see this, otherwise they will fit teats to his Cholula bottles. Gosh, BP doesn't recognise teats!
#99
I Laughed Way Too Hard At This. My Sense Of Humor Is Broken
#101
People Are Really This Salty Over A Rating?
#105
Im Not As Funny As This Person
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Mel in Georgia 3 months ago
Here to say "cheers" to fellow BP commenters for their hilarious and insightful comments on these posts. You give me a chuckle as often as the posts do.
FreeTheUnicorn 3 months ago
Using chrome, but "gallery mode" sign covers up a lot of the product names so jokes don't make sense. And if you choose gallery mode, the image is smaller than on the page and won't go full screen, so crops the image if you zoom in. This is not just a useless feature but actively making the website worse. Please, if you're going to persist with it, at least move it to the bottom where you won't interfere with as much text.
PenguinEmp 3 months ago
Plus the added popups also cover the thing that's covering the x
Load More Replies... Mel in Georgia 3 months ago
Here to say "cheers" to fellow BP commenters for their hilarious and insightful comments on these posts. You give me a chuckle as often as the posts do.
FreeTheUnicorn 3 months ago
Using chrome, but "gallery mode" sign covers up a lot of the product names so jokes don't make sense. And if you choose gallery mode, the image is smaller than on the page and won't go full screen, so crops the image if you zoom in. This is not just a useless feature but actively making the website worse. Please, if you're going to persist with it, at least move it to the bottom where you won't interfere with as much text.
PenguinEmp 3 months ago
Plus the added popups also cover the thing that's covering the x
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