This was me yesterday - booked a class in a wine haze on Friday night - cancelled it yesterday, thought I should at least go to the gym, sat on my butt all day watching Ghosts

I'm very short myself but as someone who worked in supermarket - please stop doing this. People bend the shelves, have nasty stuff on the shoes and some even step on produce. Please ask for help, circle back after picking some other things. Just don't make life of retail workers harder than it already is.

"They've got to be here somewhere "

Yay! 😍😍😍

So Steve Harvey and Dora had a child?

Every damn day. 😅

Haha - Sooo relatable. 😁

Sometimes is 15. I am this person.

Ahh he is doing the follow my finger with your eyes stuff I thought he got up there to show him his middle finger 😂

Actually I do. She looks pretty chill.

huge ^^

Happy Happy Happy..... HappyHappyHappyHappyyyy

How can it be so true!!!!

...followed by "I have nothing to wear" 😅

Oh yeah. And then he gets sulky because you didn't console him.

I do not like this picture. DO NOT HURT THE DOGGY!

I saw a guy drop and break all his bottles of beer in a crate like that walking to his car from the beer store. The F**K must've been heard throughout the whole city.

truueeee, unfair genetic !

I have no idea what this means. I’m assuming I’m just old…

Tragically, my dog ate my camera cord. Is what I tell people. For many years.

Told my friend to dump his cheating a*s and still got invited to the wedding.

Me.

What us it about adorable black kids that look like old men? It's sumpin!

Right, so what I'm seeing here is someone who doesn't learn from past mistakes

Lunch today. With crackers.

Ok....left Kewpie is cute....but right Kewpie .....NOOOPE! Eff to the nope to the nope nope ÑOPE

Fifty Shades of Bubbles

But that's not a watch...

I was never the "I love you guys" drunk; I was always giving unsolicited advice and taking off my top.

Splenda daddy

Even when you glue claws to your finger tips?

Afternoon delight for sure!!

That's why you get a sample to test out in daylight first (should be possible with expensive ones)

Guess what I did

the blobfish slippers!!

It's not dumb. It's called being happy despite circumstances. It's a skill.

And we are so glad too, now get the funk outta my way.

That's a keeper!

so cute

Meanwhile, she's waiting for you to get your act together so you can be a millionaire and hopes you'll spoil her, too. The cycle never ends.

My wife once bite me during sleep. I woke up yelling and she was mad cause i also woke up, she says i was fighting this b***h in a dream !!

When he believes you when you say you didn't want anything from Mcdonalds.

Women should be doing this more often... equality and all that ;) i mean when it's their partner of course, not some random guy in the street

what is going on

And if you wear it and everyone agrees you look better in it, than you get to keep it! Fabulous.

Whatever. I'm 49 and I love playing with all my makeup and eyeshadow pallets for fun.

It's like being at the optometrist.

I've heard of low angle pics, but that's taking it a little far. 🤣

The classic "I used to think you were annoying and stuck-up" while watching Gilmore Girls at 2am with crackers and cheese and chocolate

I get this treatment from my mom all the time. I know how s****y that feels on the other end. That's one thing I try not to subject my guy to. Just communicate what you want. It works better at the end of the day.