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Can you imagine your day-to-day without the internet? Or remember your life before social media? Depending on their age, many people would find that difficult to do.

For them, the internet and social media have become a go-to for information, connection, and, of course, entertainment—the latter of which is what we’re focusing on today. On the list below, you will find some of the best things the internet has to offer—funny memes and relatable posts—as shared by the ‘Conxfession’ Instagram account. So, if you’re in need of a pick-me-up or simply want to unwind by scrolling through some amusing content, don’t wait a second longer and enjoy.

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    #2

    Funny and relatable tweet about skipping paragraphs when excited while reading, shared on Conxfession IG page.

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    Deborah B
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I definately do this. If I'm reading something exciting. If it's boring, I read every word and yet none of it enters my memory.

    Lee Gilliland
    Community Member
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    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heck no, if it gets exciting I skip. Makes it much more fun to reread, as well!

    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because the reread picks up some of the things you missed the first time. And that makes a reread that much better

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    Angela C
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. I get so eager to find out what happens next and I gloss over whole sections and then I'm like wait when did that happen and I have to go back because now I don't know what's going on

    Sarah Belt
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have to cover the page if I flip over to the end of the chapter but it's on the right-hand page!

    Bob Brooce
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll do that when I'm on the next to last page of a chapter and I know something exciting or important is going to be revealed on the facing page. It's not that I think I'll deliberately look because i cant control myself, but I worry that while I'm looking towards the end of a line on the left-side page my brain will spot an important word on the right-side page.

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    Toothless Feline
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this up to eleven. I have to concentrate heavily to read strictly linearly. My eyes go all over the page. What's worse is that my brain will pick out pieces of words as this happens and combine them into things that I immediately want to scrub from my memory. My head is a very weird place.

    Sindhuja
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come on, who does NOT do this? I’d like to know that, first.

    Leah Banks
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bought a book I was desperate and so excited to read, read the whole thing, loved it, and lent it to my sister to read. Only when she said to me "did you not notice there were 17 pages missing???" did I realize I had a defective copy. My brain just glossed over that because I was so excited to read!

    Jane Hower
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not alone!!! Happens a lot with me also.

    Gisergraphis
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll read whole pages and not absorb a single thing I just read. The weird thing is I do it watching TV also. I never watch anything that I can't rewind.

    Su Boddie
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are not alone. Maybe you need a boyfriend. Preferably one who reads. Just sayin'.

    MCA
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn’t everyone do this?

    Jan Moore
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this sometimes as well.

    P1 No-Name
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely not alone - I experience this all the time!

    ksfb8qkj42
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are definitely not alone

    BookFanatic
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been known to hold my hand over the rest of the page so I don't give myself accidental spoilers during exciting moments.

    Karen Menard
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's a common thing. I will skip paragraphs that on the first scan look uneventful and scoot ahead only to find I have missed some required piece of info and I have to go back... Doesn't really make me change my scooting ahead for the good part! But I will ask if you read the HARRY POTTER books, did you do that then?

    Lemon
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this all the time, lol

    Arenite
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yeah, I totally do this

    Yana Johnson
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Noone does that....you need to check yourself for ADHD

    Christina A Davis
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I read, I do not read the small words like if, and, of, the, that, etc. My brain fills then in without thinking. THAT allows me to get through my book and enjoy it without slowing me up! If it's a boring article or book--I simply do not read it.

    Bryan Wright
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apart from skipping paragraphs, this is pretty normal. The brain usually tends to insert what has been missed. Obviously not exactly, but usually close enough to make sense.

    J R
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is that not normal?

    Niels AirMax
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are not alone. Been reading books for the second, third and fourth time and still making new discoveries! You go, girl! 😉

    Bryn
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    happens to me, but it's usually because my mind can't stay focused for long paragraphs of text with no breaks.

    tameson
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are NOT alone! I have had to admonish myself. "I think the paragraph you just skimmed in your hurry to get to the next exciting part actually had some beautiful language. Now go back and re-read it slowly. Savor it."

    Dogcat vet (retired)
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Typing with dog on my lap and other one is whining for the carrots I got for them: I skim read for 'self hypnosis' for self relaxation then I can go back and reread the books in a few months and its nearly all new to me. Reading word for word is like reading for work.

    Rick Murray
    Community Member
    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read every single word (not necessarily in the right order), but I think there's a buffer issue between eyeballs and memory so sometimes I need to go back and redo bits. Annoyingly it happens more when I'm more invested in the story.

    Renee H.
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do it all the time. You are not alone.

    Sarah Bailey
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I'm more like I read it but I don't absorb it so then it the book conversation in my head with my own narrator...I'm like... What did he just say? Then I have to go back and reread! Hehehehe

    CP
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Daydreaming while reading happens.

    Isabel Galvez
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I cover the text with my hand to slow myself down.

    Ace
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Surely everyone does that sometimes? For me it's more often when I'm distracted and realise I've just 'read' half a page without the words actually getting into my brain. Skim-reading can be a deliberate tactic if you want to know what happens but the writing itself isn't that good - not quite as bad as just skipping to the last page in a whodunnit, but sometimes the level of detail can be a little OTT.

    Val Carriere
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes , I do this too . You have to go back and read the parts you skipped because you find out there was important information.

    SirWriteALot
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not alone, I sometimes skip paragraphs too and have to go back.

    StrangeOne
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is very much a ADHD thing. I do the same thing all the time, involuntarily.

    Annabelle
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What, I've done this so much, too. hope op had plenty of responses back then to know they weren't alone.

    Billo66
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought everyone did that. I'm doing it now

    Caroline Nagel
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OP is not alone, I do that too. I also have to keep myself from reading the last few lines of the book, just to know all ends well. I have even had it happen that I was so upset by what was happening in the story I had to put the book away for a couple of weeks/months to get the courage to read on. Reading is so much fun!

    Agat
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It stems from decreasing attention span, people are less and less likely to read in order. Meaning, it's getting harder to *not* skip fragments - there's a lot of research on this. Our brains are so hooked on regular dopamine releases that we do that unknowingly to get them.

    Bartlet for world domination
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm an editor and I try to separate boring and exciting parts visually. The parts you want to read are at the top, and in-depth at the bottom under a new header. In between is the explanation. Are you guys telling me you're skipping over the exciting parts out of sheer enthusiasm?

    April Pickett
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. You want to know, but you don't want to know. It can be a real struggle to continue to read the story the way you're supposed to.

    Sue Denham
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're not alone. I love when a book is so exciting it gets like this.

    Manic Mama
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is such a habit for me, that I only realise I'm doing it when the plot or text doesn't make sense. Your bf is wrong: lots of people do this.

    RS
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I figure most people do that. I annoy myself when i do it though.

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    #3

    A funny and relatable tweet about gift-giving, from the Conxfession IG page.

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    Aud (she/they)
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same! It's not about the love for the item that they give you, but who gave it to you and what it means to have something from them.

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    As of February, 2025, there were more than 5.5 billion internet users globally, which is nearly 68% of the entire population. Close to 64% were reportedly not only internet but social media users, too, which means that whether they remember their life pre-social media or not, scrolling is something they’re likely familiar with now.

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    If you’re wondering what country is home to the most internet users, Statista reveals that with more than a billion users, China is the leading country on the list. It is followed by India and the United States, with 806 million and 322 million internet users, respectively.

    #4

    Cute puppy in car posted by WeRateDogs, humorously described as "parallel barking" and rated 13/10 for petting.

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    The Doom Song
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a simple girl... I see a puppy it's an automatic upvote

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    #5

    Child's handwritten note humorously defining love, shared by Conxfession IG page.

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    Karri Berkowitz
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is impeccable penmanship for a 6 year old. SMH

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    While the reasons for spending time on the internet are ample, some are more common than others. As of the beginning of this year, the most common was finding information, with close to 63% of people going online with this particular purpose, according to the Digital 2025 Global Overview Report.

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    During the recent Covid period, another common reason to log online was staying in touch with friends and family. Nowadays, that remains an important one as roughly six-in-ten people reportedly use the internet for just that.

    According to the aforementioned source, adult internet users nowadays spend an average of 6 hours and 38 minutes online every day.

    #8

    Tweet from Conxfession: A user shares a story about celebrating life with a movie party instead of a funeral.

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    Snowkit
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If yall don’t do this for me, I’m leaving u out of the will.

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    Bearing in mind how much and how often we use the internet and social media, it’s no surprise that they have influenced our habits, activities, and even the way we talk. Discussing the latter, linguist Adam Aleksic, known to his online following as the Etymology Nerd, noted that we are entering an entirely new era of language change, driven by social media algorithms.

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    In his TEDx Talk, the Etymology Nerd pointed out that, in addition to prompting the emergence of new words created to avoid algorithmic censorship (such as the verb to unalive, for example), social media plays a significant role in regards to where words come from, how words become popular, and how quickly those words spread.

    #9

    Collage of a tweet and photos shared by "Women Posting Their W's," highlighting a touching reunion story.

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    justagirl
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what the internet should be used for!

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    #10

    Cement barriers painted to resemble a giant Toblerone, showcasing funny and relatable humor.

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    Beak Hookage
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OW MY TOOTH. My lawyer will be hearing about this!

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    Delving deeper into social media algorithms and how they tend to influence the way we talk, the Etymology Nerd, Adam Aleksic, noted that such algorithms reward repetition. If a song—or a meme, or a word, for that matter—is catchy and people interact with it, the algorithm will then push it to more people, as it drives engagement on the platform.

    Using trending memes and words to make online content perform better, people—social media influencers, for instance—contirbute to the spread of a certain kind of slang or popular phrases, too, and soon enough, they start spreading like wildfire.

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    #13

    A funny and relatable tweet about quiet and loud people dynamics from Conxfession.

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    Kim Steffen
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a support group for compulsive talkers. It's called Onanonanonanon.

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    #14

    Funny tweet about first date and contact lenses preference, shared by Conxfession IG page.

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    The Doom Song
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like glasses.... I think they are kinda s e x y

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    Talking about how trending words influence different groups of people, Aleksic compared language to a virus. “Words are transmitted from one host to another, reproducing and changing as they infect different people along social networks,” he said, painting a vivid picture. “But now, the literally viral nature of social media is accelerating this process from start to finish. In a span of just a year, a word like rizz can go from complete obscurity to becoming the Oxford English dictionary Word Of The Year.”

    If you have no clue what rizz means, according to said dictionary, it is a colloquial noun, defined as “style, charm, or attractiveness; the ability to attract a romantic or sexual partner.”

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    #15

    Maya figurine with removable helmet featured in funny tweet about action figures by "Conxfession" IG page.

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    Mabelbabel
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the pre-plastic version of Lego mini-figures.

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    #16

    Tweet about pandemic resistance shared by "Conxfession" IG page, humorously suggesting a £1000 reward for not following trends.

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    Deborah B
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone who entered the pandemic married with children and ended it not divorced, pregnant, or having attempted murder, should probrably also get an award. I got a cat, and he's still my precious baby, but there is not a human in the world I would want to live with for 6 weeks.

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    #17

    Funny and relatable tweet about pandemic social skills shared by Conxfession IG page.

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    WednesdayAddams'HashbrownOrder
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    About six months into the pandemic, I learned to do the eye crinkle thing so that people knew I was smiling at them. New social skill, unlocked!

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    If you find it difficult to keep up with all sorts of trending words and bizarre phrases (like yours truly), you might be fearful of using them incorrectly. As a matter of fact, many people do. To make matters worse, some of them use words that are actually pretty offensive without even knowing it. According to a survey from 2022, more than one-in-three Gen Zers have used a slang word they later learned was offensive.

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    #18

    Tweet from Conxfession IG page about a restaurant guest's humorous request and dating a famous actress.

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    According to the aforementioned survey, the most popular slang word in 2022 was ghosted, followed by salty. These were the two words that remained on the very top of the list for at least two years in a row. But seeing just how quickly new words are introduced on social media, and consequently into our lives, it’s safe to assume that as we scroll through internet posts in the future, we might have to do some digging to understand exactly what they say. Luckily, this list wasn’t yet full of phrases calling for a Google search.

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    #21

    Funny tweet about Edward James weaving footprints into a green carpeted staircase as a tribute to his wife.

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    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Google Image Edward James art and be prepared to be blown away with his extraordinary collection. Many photos of the elegant Tilly, as well.

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    #23

    Tweet about childhood nostalgia and relatable family TV moments.

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    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My father was usually snoring in his recliner, and my mother was still doing whatever busy work she had, and we never knew what would bring her through the TV room, so it was hit or miss.

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    #24

    Funny tweet about a toddler calling a man "dada," causing him to panic.

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    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who needs a rottweiler when you have a toddler that terrifies men?

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    #27

    A tweet with colorful highlighters arranged, humorously comparing them to art by Monet.

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    Hell'n Damnation
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd buy it just to look at it and think "MINE"!

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    #28

    Humorous tweet about being left in a car in dog mode, displayed on a vehicle screen.

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    Snowkit
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, I’m sorry but I laughed way to hard at this!!!!!!!!!!!

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    #29

    Funny tweet about buying mangoes and becoming the people from math problems, shared on Conxfession IG page.

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    Snowkit
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If dad bought 10 mangoes and mom bought 15, how many mangoes did they buy in total?

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    #30

    Woman in a car with the roof open, reacting humorously about her wig flying off, featured in a funny tweet.

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    Sarah Belt
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sxcks about the wig, but ma'am, you are rockin' those glasses and earrings.

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    #31

    Two funny and relatable tweets about assignment submissions and professor advice shared by "Conxfession" IG page.

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    Snowkit
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, so what school is this at and can I go?!

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    #32

    Funny and relatable text exchange about a boyfriend's confusing message, shared on IG page.

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    Lady Eowyn
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Laughed at this one. Annoying but funny.

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    #33

    Ice shaped like a Lego figure from a chocolate mold tray, humorously shared on Twitter.

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    Zaach
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I use ice molds to form objects that I cast in glass 20190218_2...12abdd.jpg 20190218_223218-67e8cf912abdd.jpg

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    #34

    Man in tweet with text about taking recommendations seriously, shared by "Conxfession" IG page.

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    #35

    A funny tweet about IT staff pranking coworkers with fake emails, shared by Conxfession IG page.

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    Kabuki Kitsune
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heard one story from IT where they'd sent this link around telling people to go to this website to check if their password was still good. The website looked like a bad 90's thing, with over use of the "blink" tag, a ticker to show how many visitors there were, and a super sketchy overall feel to it. In the center of the page was a field where people could put in their login info and password, and then hit a button to "check" if it was good or not. It always said it was, of course, but it also logged all the login id's and passwords. The IT team reported something like a 300% return on this. Meaning even after being told not to go to suspicious sites... people kept doing so and clicking the button every time they set a new password.

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    #38

    Teacher's attempt to redraw student's funny doodles on a graded quiz paper next to math problems.

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    #39

    Funny and relatable tweet about finding a lost phone in an unexpected Uber encounter.

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    Krystle Deschene
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uber driver never tried to call anyone in the contacts? Or assuming maybe there was a lock screen. ...OP dude never called his phone after he lost it.? Something is def not right with this one

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    #42

    Tweet from Conxfession about two women chatting nonstop on a flight from Atlanta to Seattle, then leaving without exchanging info.

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    Kat Alison
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I was sitting next to two people who talked nonstop for five hours….I would end up in jail.

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    #43

    Tweet text about deciding to change last name after marriage based on coolness, from Conxfession IG page.

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    Laura Mortensen
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend changed her last name to Samurai after getting a divorce and her new husband changed it to Samurai as well when they got married. Their daughter is named Scarlett Samurai.

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    #44

    Funny and relatable tweet about commentary on garlic cheese bread, featuring humorous captions on taste and texture.

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    #45

    Tweet about an awkward date with a relatable story involving a returned T-shirt.

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    Norm Gilmore
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think my last T shirt purchase was a four pack for around $24 dollars...

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    #49

    Tweet humorously imagining a walkable community with Pangea Ultima formation in 200 million years.

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    Luke Branwen
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    By that time, I hope the humanity will have stopped that nonsense about drawing imaginary lines on the map and calling it "borders".

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    #51

    Funny tweet about fruit-shaped erasers that delight but can't erase, shared on Conxfession IG page.

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    #52

    Tweet from Conxfession Instagram page: A funny and relatable gas station flirtation anecdote from New Orleans.

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was expecting something a bit more tawdry.

    #53

    Man looking at text overlayed about a crush's future kids, shared on "Conxfession" IG, humorous tweet moment.

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    Aud (she/they)
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You've been "Future-father-in-law-to-my-kids"-zoned.

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    #54

    Funny and relatable tweet about meal prepping with six food containers.

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    Paul C.
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was first buying food for myself I saw six very nice steaks on offer and thought, a nice steak once a week, if I freeze them. Let me tell you, having steak six nights in a row is not really a good idea, for a few reasons.

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    #55

    Tweet about Strawberry Shortcake nostalgia from Conxfession IG page.

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    Phoenix
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still have my complete Strawberry Shortcake dish set with plate, cup, bowl, fork, knife and spoon from 1982. I made a case for them and it's hung in my kitchen.

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    #56

    Funny tweet about daily hugs, showing a Google search stating we need eight hugs a day for maintenance.

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    Nosirrow
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate when anyone touches me. My pupils sometimes give me a hug and I can suffer through it, not showing I hate it. That's the result of multiple traumas.

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    #57

    Funny tweet about a movie confusion shared by Conxfession IG page.

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    #58

    Funny tweet with a poster of a Barbie-themed cake and a Barbie doll cake in a kitchen.

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    kaycee14
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom made Barbie gown cakes for my sisters and me all the time! (the 70s)

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    #59

    Text from a funny tweet expressing anxiety over not making plans or reservations.

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    Snowkit
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    * Ok, so lil guideline off the top of my head. First pick a day. When r u free? That’s the time. How tired are u/how much can u put into getting ready, that way u can decide if u want to go somewhere casual so u dont have to put too much effort or fancy so u can dress appropriately. Idk, just off the top of my head but I hope it kinda makes sense?

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    #60

    Funny tweet about using "scary dog privilege" to safely walk in the dark with headphones, shared by Conxfession IG page.

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    Aud (she/they)
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm more of a cat person, but now I want a scary dog. A hellhound should suffice.

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    #61

    Tweet from "Conxfession" page humorously discusses adult embarrassment over having a crush.

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    BeesEelsAndPups
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why don't you tell your crush how you feel then. Make them your partner.

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    #63

    Tweet about manifesting a NYC loft, highlighting disbelief at living next to the inspiration photo, by Conxfession IG page.

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    E Menendez
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, not really. Your neighbor lives in the apartment you wanted, so...

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    #64

    Tweet about love confessions, shared by "Conxfession," humorously asking why no one throws pebbles at the window.

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    Snowkit
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, rude comment below. Commenting so u aren’t forced to se it.

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    #65

    Funny tweet about a dating app conversation involving a misunderstanding about "outdoors" plans.

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    E Menendez
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She should be more specific then. I too would have suggested a hike.

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    #66

    Funny tweet about "Amogus" cake and cookies for a birthday, shared by Conxfession IG page.

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    Confused Capybara
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should have made an "imposter" cookie filled with salt

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    #67

    Funny and relatable tweet about a generous shoe purchase shared by Conxfession IG page.

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    Mario Mohl
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clearly, you have no idea what he had been busted about.

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    #68

    Funny tweet about iced coffee tasting, featuring different coffee cups on a wooden tray.

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    Kabuki Kitsune
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be in the next stall over suffering with Dash... but it'd be worth it.

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    #69

    Funny tweet shows a humorous text exchange about a candle burning evenly.

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    #70

    Tweet humor from "Conxfession" about realistic teen drama with activities like anime, skating, and test worries.

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    Doctor Strange
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its not a movie, but that's basically what the anime Azumanga Daioh is about. It was oddly compelling.

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    #71

    Tweet by Trish joking about High School Musical not having an actual musical, shared by "Conxfession" IG page.

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    #72

    T-shirt with a slogan about family support for Type 1 diabetes from a relatable tweet by "Conxfession" IG page.

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    #73

    Three women in a pink convertible, one looking ahead expressionless.

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    BeesEelsAndPups
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What?? I've seen her in serious movies, and she's an excellent actress. And frankly, as a man, this is a great film. I loved it.

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    #74

    Funny and relatable tweet exchange from Conxfession IG, featuring playful text messages and humor.

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    Koalalover
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Serious question: what are angel numbers?

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    #75

    Tweet by megan sharing a relatable work confession about starting a new job.

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    Geoffrey Scott
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never know if the boss will dock you 1 gallon of water.

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    #76

    Funny tweet featuring viral Haribo Goldbears spread post from Conxfession IG page, questioning its use.

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    Deborah B
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that's a high people only food.

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    #77

    Heart-shaped pasta box with humorous Valentine’s tweet, featuring Barilla Limited Edition packaging.

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    Multa Nocte
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hate" and "shut" were actually censored here? WTF?

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    #78

    Tweet about needing constant obsession for motivation shared on Conxfession IG page.

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    Snowkit
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, so, this is describing me and i don’t like it.

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    #79

    Expensive celebrity merch meme shared on Instagram page "Conxfession".

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    #80

    Funny tweet about women's graphic tees saying "Savage...but first coffee," compared to men's tees.

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    Kabuki Kitsune
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eh, when I worked in retail management, on our casual days, I loved wearing shirts that said things like "You're just jealous the voices talk to me, and not you", "There's definitely something wrong with me", "This is my human suit. I'm really a fox", and "Duct tape. It can't fix stupid, but it can muffle it."

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