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50 Times People Posted Something So Hilariously ‘Dumb’ On X, It Ended Up On This IG Page (New Pics)
In the past, if you had a particular funny or insightful thought, at best you might get a chuckle from your friends. If you were really good, you might try your hand at stand-up comedy, but that’s a shot in the dark for most folks. But in the age of the internet, it’s never been easier to find an audience.
The “Really Dumb Tweets” Instagram account (ironic) is dedicated to collecting and sharing chaotic, random and hilarious posts from what was formerly called Twitter. So get comfortable as you read through, upvote your favorites and be sure to share your own thoughts in the comments below.
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OneWithRatsAndKefir 11 months ago
I would like to join this coven! Perhaps we should start an unofficial one on BoredPanda.
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Traveling Lady Railfan 11 months ago
I find a lot of times, turning around a passive aggressive statement or a creepy compliment or a double standard rule, turn it around on the person who said it to you, it's quite hilarious. They usually "get" what you're saying, they usually don't have a response, but at the very least, you can get really good at turning comments around. Practice makes perfect
As with any social media, Twitter took a moment to really find its audience, but its golden age was in many ways dominated by writers and comedians. In short, as it turns out, the character limitations are a perfect way to stimulate people’s creativity, as it takes away all the “freedom” that can leave creative folks struggling to come up with new ideas.
After all, on Twitter, you need to be short and catchy which, as it turns out, is a very important strategy in comedy as well. It’s very hard to make a joke that needs ten minutes of setup without a punchline.
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Graf666Orlok 11 months ago
This is a fantastic idea. It could be implemented on a city wide level. Libraries for happy et companions. The adoption rates would inevitably go through the roof.
People who are good at “Tweeting” (or posting, depending on your preference in phrase) know that you have to communicate your story or setup very quickly, to get across your idea in, literally, a handful of words. This is often a lot harder than it seems, as anyone who has tried to reduce an idea to a few sentences can attest to.
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Riley Quinn 11 months ago
I think we needed to read a good air travel story about generous strangers pulling for someone. Not the usual fair we've been hearing about these last few years.
The flipside is that, if you have a good feed, you can truly hit a joke a minute just browsing Twitter (or X, if you really insist) on an average day. Of course, with more algorithmic content, you will also get exposed to some more questionable ideas, but at the very least, you are unlikely to be bored.
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Graf666Orlok 11 months ago
I am 100% behind a racoon navy. I volunteer for admiral....Full disclosure, I will take my Racoon armada to Nassau and re establish the Pirate kingdom there.....also, I will be drunk like , 85/99% of the time.
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HearditontheX 11 months ago
Why do I feel like ur also HR and u just need a little drama at work
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helloit'sme 11 months ago
I would like to add the work place to this list, you should not have to pay to go to work
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Mimi M 11 months ago (edited)
I'd be so much more well-adjusted if I'd had this. Having said that, I (on my own) made friends with as many adults as I could from a tiny age onwards. Ex: when I was 4 or 5 and the kids in school went onto the playground for recess, I went into the school kitchen, sat on a stool and ate toast and (maturely) chatted with the kitchen staff. Age 10 or 11 I would make friends and go out on outings with teachers (the young ones - probably student teachers in their 20s). Ha - I even remember when I was also about 4 or 5, riding the bus with my brothers (no parents) and making friends with whoever was seated behind me - I'd say something cheeky to kick things off - often this was the big HS kids riding in the back of the bus. One of them, a tall black guy, brought me a tiny troll doll, which totally kicked off my childhood collection of trolls (zero barbies). Good memories during kind of tough times. Thanks for reading.
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cerinamroth 11 months ago (edited)
Sounds like a story I heard when I was pregnant: A woman showed up at the hospital in advanced labour. The medic wheeled her into the hospital lift and she started saying "I think the baby's coming out right heeeeeeeere!" After she calmed the woman down, the medic said "Don't worry love, we once had a lady give birth on the hospital lawn out the front!" And the birthing mother said: "I know! That was me!"
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OneWithRatsAndKefir 11 months ago
Aw, that’s sweet. I, now in university, recently got a chance to say hi to my primary school headmaster. Don’t think he remembered my name (fair), but he seemed to recognise my face.
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Jennifer Smith 11 months ago
Can you imagine the kids face if this person wrote down the address, adopted the cat, then showed up at his house with the cat? Obviously not a good idea but the kids mind would be blown.
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CrunChewy McSandybutt 11 months ago
Popping a wheelie is the most appropriate way to give thanks.
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Deta Rossiter 11 months ago
How to get fired in 10 Seconds or Less, in the Financial Services Sector
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Graf666Orlok 11 months ago
My Irish a*s is keenly aware of the suns hatred of me... I am wary of it...it stalks me...like an assassin.
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Graf666Orlok 11 months ago
I would say this is fake, but having been a gym rat...yeah.. these guys exist.
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Gavin Johnson 11 months ago
My partner has a 20 year old daughter, their bathroom has (at the last count) 4,783 different products in it for use in the shower / bath. If the local spa runs short of a cleansing product they can give them a call. Me? I have one bottle there, it’s got a label that’s says 75 in 1 on it, or something like that. It’ll do hair, face, body, car parts, glassware, kitchens and industrial spillages 😂
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Graf666Orlok 11 months ago
I grew up in the 80's. We had three solid months of summer vacation. It was glorious beyond words. Parents just turned us loose. We ran, rode bikes, skateboarded.... I mean, yeah.... some of us got tricked into the "Free candy" van... but most of us didnt.
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Child of the Stars 11 months ago
I once told my husband that he wasn't allowed to be promoted any more because every time he got promoted, I got pregnant.
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Matt Du 11 months ago
My wife said "why are you quiet" and I say "just thinking about stuff" and she says "what" and I really don't want to mention that it's obvious Yoda talks like that because it's not his first language or 8k tv's are pointless below 75 inches, so, I say "nothing" and she give me the side eye and the quiet treatment.
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Dragon mama 11 months ago
Where's graf666 this time calling BS? Oh. A man wrote this. Must not be fake this time. 🤮
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ColdSteelRonin 11 months ago
Had a good friend as a teenager and we grew apart after I went into the Navy and moved away. About 20 years ago I started trying to reconnect with him. Last year I found a memorial site for his sister who passed away about 23 years ago and through that found out he passed away almost 21 years ago. I miss both of you Pat and Lisa.
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Bell-icose 11 months ago
The reverse is when you take a service home that also drives your car..but you’re too loaded to remember so you spend a morning crapping you’re pants because you think you drove drunk the night before. (Also, just covering up the maroon below who doesn’t know that Alex died or what the word “imagine” means.)
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cerinamroth 11 months ago
Someone had their bag on the only seat on the bus when I was pregnant. I looked at the bag and at them, they turned away. I sat on the bag. I was gigantic.
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and_a_touch_of_the_’tism 11 months ago
I’m guessing a June bug, those bastards are LOUD, and massive.
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Tiffany sanders 11 months ago
These are supposed to be funny. You're not watching the news. It doesn't have to have happened. It's not that effing serious
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Stephanie A Mutti 11 months ago
I've been a lawyer for almost 20 years and I still can tell you if something is a contract or not.
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ColdSteelRonin 11 months ago
Shatterproof does not mean breakproof. Back in the 80s when ketchup bottles were just starting to be made out of plastic I was at my buddies house and we were having burgers and hot dogs. He had a brand new 44 oz plastic bottle of ketchup that had shatterproof boldly printed on it. He looked at me, grinned and said "look, it's shatterproof" and dropped it from shoulder height. The bottle split neatly in two. I looked at him and said "well it didn't shatter".
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SDLT010 11 months ago
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