50 Times People Posted Something So Hilariously ‘Dumb’ On X, It Ended Up On This IG Page (New Pics)

Amen to that!

If he was selling them at a reduced price to students he should be up there with the guy who shot the CEO as one of the heroes we need in this age of unfettered capitalism.

Good joke. Which occurred to pretty much everyone as soon as they read the headline.

Taqiyya is the moral teaching that you can shield (including lie about) your religious beliefs if it promotes the cause of Islam. For instance, if someone says, "I just read in the Koran that you go straight to Paradise if you die while killing 'infidels'!" you are not sinning if you say, "that's a bad translation," even if it's the translation you believe to be correct, so long as your purpose is to make that person more accepting of Islam.

I would like to join this coven! Perhaps we should start an unofficial one on BoredPanda.

It's always useful to think "Would he say that to a guy". I can see if he asked how she stays so slim. That could be innocently asking her about her nutrition/diet, and I could see a guy asking another guy that question if they were friends or co-workers. But you will never hear me say "Hey Gary, you're bod's looking pretty perky these days, what's your secret, buddy?"

Bad girl coven

I need to join

I'm in

I find a lot of times, turning around a passive aggressive statement or a creepy compliment or a double standard rule, turn it around on the person who said it to you, it's quite hilarious. They usually "get" what you're saying, they usually don't have a response, but at the very least, you can get really good at turning comments around. Practice makes perfect

Works every time. That's the common thread that all bullies and bigots share; they can't take what they themselves dish out. Turnabout is absolutely fair play.

Hmm, now let's switch it: Plenty of women out there who do exactly the same. Not believing that her boyfriend can't be just a friend with another woman. Or, if a woman is just friendly, she's flirting. It works exactly the other way.

Yep, yep, yep!

love this so much

This is a fantastic idea. It could be implemented on a city wide level. Libraries for happy et companions. The adoption rates would inevitably go through the roof.

What can go wrong with irresponsible college kids checking out living animals.

And a room where you can hang out with cats

Yeah, flawless. Then that one kid whose parents never let him/her have a dog growing up because he/she used to torment the neighbour's pets can finally let loose.

This is a good idea in theory, but I’m not sure about the reality. I’m thinking of all the dogs who are never taken out or when they are alone all night. I’m sure this could be overcome, though.

Pretty much yeah.

when you're rich, you have many problems, when you're poor, there's only one - no money

Tbf, when you're poor, at least you sort of look forward to the end. When you're rich, you have everything to lose and are tormented by the thought of it all ending. So there's that. (How dark is that?!)

Money wouldn't fix *all* of my problems, but it would solve a HUGE NUMBER of them, while enabling me to have enough time to address the problems that it can't fix directly.

No, not all of them. Only those that require money to fix. Just sayin'.

This is so true. And let's not mention entitlement.

I work retail and I often cite an old proverb to my trainees: "Tie the donkey where the owner wants", meaning... If that a*****e INSISTS to buy the clearly wrong product or asks for superfluous procedures, after a while you give up, give them what they want and try to sell them some extra items as a stupidity tax

I don’t disagree, but I’ve also heard some incredible things in our call centre. I work for a banking company and my favourite one was how can money fly across the world instantly?