The internet has given us plenty of things that can make us stressed, sad, or just plain overwhelmed. But it’s also given us a coping tool for all of it: memes. And thankfully, it never seems to run out of them.
So if you’re in need of a quick reset, these are here to do the job. This collection comes courtesy of the Instagram page @insta.single, full of funny posts that might just put you in a better mood for a few minutes. Scroll down to enjoy them—and if one makes you laugh, feel free to share it with someone else who could use it too.
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We can in Australia. The loan payment is taken off before tax. (it's a bit confusing because it's calculated before the installment amount is calculated, but you do get a deduction.)
Just like the picture on the right, but it includes the muffin top
Load More Replies...Dude, I have a tip Carry a jar of catnip 😉
Load More Replies...I would rather wear the crown of thorns than folding laundry. The horror.
He clearly fetched his blanket. Daily calorie burn exceeded
Load More Replies...And, like dough, when you are allowed to rest, it's usually just the prelude to getting beaten down 😏
And diamonds just get cut and worn.
Load More Replies...Take a flight to timbuktu, change your name and lie low for awhile. Like, 100 years minimum
Load More Replies...It is the elixir that eludes us
Load More Replies...I bought too many pigs in blankets for Christmas so I put them in the freezer. Guess what we're having tonight 😁
You may have stumbled upon a brilliant New Year's resolution : "Always keep the freezer stocked with pigs in a blanket" 👅💦
Load More Replies...I was very relieved when my last salaried position stopped giving raises after I left. In 2001, so no particular disastrous reasons, either.
Tis because thee quit that thy job bankrupted and not vice verse
So, chefs are all a big happy family??? I'm confused
That's me! Unfortunately, I live in Austria, and this is in kilograms.
I find it difficult to believe that there's anyone called Linda with a three month old
"Oh...what a pretty ball, it's the best ball ever. (Reach, dog turns its head)
It’s nice to hang out at the airport one you’re through security… park in a seat and people watch…
My wife criticized me for getting us to the airport 2 hrs early. She was flying out to see my daughter once... "just get me there an hour prior to departure"...."yes dear". Get there at 0630 for a 0730 flight, she BARELY made it through TSA to catch her flight...."oh shutup"
I like to abûse the lounge, so turn up as early as possible. 3 hours is the maximum. Apparently....
It happened to us. The roughly 8-month-old, super friendly male got a 2-month-old pup, and he was super enthusiastic. They loved each other in the following 14 years.
All of one group and one from another, just to keep it awkward
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Load More Replies......because I just remembered that I need it for that thing at 8 AM today 😱
Someone downvoted you and I didn't figure out why so i evened it out
Load More Replies...I can't do that. Half the time that's what gets me out of bed, not wanting to lie there thinking about everything. It feels like at least I can make things better if I get up, but in reality there's just more stuff to distract me.
Stephen Hawking's mentioned that his greatest ideas came to him while he was getting into bed. To be fair, it took a lot of time for him to get into bed though.
Load More Replies...Mine is books, my handbags, often a pile of clothes and other random things. Sometimes it's hard to climb over everything to get to the clean side.
Books, phones, tablests, kindle, kitchen roll, chips. Every time I'm left unsupervised.
I lived close enough to hear the lunch bell go. I remember one time (I think I was home with tonsilitis) I could see everyone run past on the track that went through the park next to my house when they were doing a fun run, that was a surreal experience.
What's actually very amusing to me is that some AI has scraped my company details off LinkidIn, and about 3 people I've never heard of apparently worked for me 😁
I also have one for my British friend, I call it the chap chapstick. Also one for when I'm eating Chinese food, that one's the chopstick chapstick.
What about the one where you are going to crack a joke and call it the slapstick chapstick
Load More Replies...Does anyone else have all these chapsticks, and STILL manage to be without any of them when they are needed?
That's equivalent to what most millionaires do half the time.
Coffee, strawberry, chips and a soft blanket. Definition of a good time
"A s**y, romantic partner with French onion dip would complete me right now"
Unless it is the full moon. Go werewolf and have the fur.
A little birdie told me. And it was definitely not a raven. No, no why are you burning me
Sorry, BP, but I will downvote anything at all that has a Kardashian in it.
I do the same with anything having inane amounts of plastic. Not mutually exclusive though.
Load More Replies...About time Florida Woman got a mention. Florida Man needs a break....
shoes and jeans.. how can u feel at home when u r wearing those
I don't know, a full evening suit made of wool when it is 100 degrees out. I use the metric system btw.
When you so fine you can just roll straight outta bed and still blow minds
Happened twice to me, I guess their "safety censorship" now has a Pre-crime Mode 😤
Load More Replies...My mum's don't stop when she gets up. She has hourly alarms to remind her to 'Get moving', 'Keep going' and 'Focus'! Drives everyone crazy and doesn't seem to help her at all.
Which is why I placed my alarm across the room, if I gotta get up to shut it off I'm up.
That's only 2.3 kcal or a handful of rice. Now if it was 2300 kcal then it's a lot
Thank "Stand by Me and The Prince of Tides" for at least two of them.
