Get Premium
Dark mode theme is available exclusively for premium users. Learn more about the benefits of subscribing.
No fees, cancel anytime.
Dark Mode 
No fees, cancel anytime 
then open in external browser
and click "Open in External Browser" 
Women truly excel in every field, and humor is no exception. Whether it’s juggling careers, sports, or just day-to-day life, they give it their all—and often with a hilarious twist. Every individual has their unique charm, but today, we’re shining the spotlight on women and their razor-sharp wit.
The Bored Panda team scoured the depths of X (formerly known as Twitter) to bring you the funniest and most relatable tweets by women in recent months. From clever one-liners to laugh-out-loud moments, these posts show how women are bringing their A-game to humor online. Keep reading to dive into this curated selection of comedic gems to brighten your day!
This post may include affiliate links.
RELATED:
While these posts highlight the fun and witty side of women, it’s worth noting that humor often comes from a place of resilience. Women joke about life, and their quirks, and even make fun of themselves, but behind the laughs, there are still significant issues that need attention.
Lack of education is one such issue. Even today, in many parts of the world, women and girls are denied the right to an education. Whether that’s due to poverty, cultural norms, or a lack of resources, countless women miss out on opportunities simply because they’re not allowed to learn.
#6
Kirsten Kerkhof 1 year ago
And if you're not brave enough to pick one while other passengers are still waiting, go for a belt that has lonely suitcases just going round and round. Not that I'm brave enough to do even that, but it's not like the thought hasn't crossed my mind ...
Another pervasive issue women face is the stigma surrounding menstruation. Despite being a natural biological process, it is often shrouded in taboo and silence. This leaves countless women and girls without proper resources, education, or support, forcing them to navigate these challenges in isolation.
Menstrual stigma often stems from cultural and societal biases, which frame menstruation as something shameful or abnormal. This perception can marginalize those who menstruate, perpetuating a cycle of misinformation, exclusion, and limited access to essential hygiene products and facilities.
In the workplace, the gender pay gap remains a stark reality. Many women have spoken up about being paid less than their male counterparts for the same roles and responsibilities, highlighting how far we still need to go to achieve workplace equality.
#11
Syrah 1 year ago
My son and his partner don't want kids, and do you know what I said? Absolutely nothing as it's nothing to to with me.
Dill 1 year ago
Good for you. You aren't alone, but you might not be in the majority!
Load More Replies...
Dragon mama 1 year ago
It's an unspoken grief for me personally. I have three children and have told every single one of them I fully support their choice if they want to be childless and would actually recommend it because it's a terrible world out there and getting worse.
Spidercat 1 year ago
Beìng a grandparent is not an automatic right. Having children is a personal choice and parents of children who wish to remain childless should respect that choice. Also, you cannot grieve for something you never had. What they mean is "I'm upset you didn't make the same choices I did." Well folks, the older generation fücked up the world. Don't blame us if we don't want to create new witnesses to the tragedy.
Teutonic Disaster 1 year ago
Mom, Dad, it's because you and your friends keep voting for people who are pro-life - right until the moment of birth... 🤷♀️🤦♀️
Michael Largey 1 year ago
I think of the many, many things I owed my parents and have to disagree. Better to say "Children don't owe you everything you'd like."
Load More Replies...
BookFanatic 1 year ago
I told my mother that the only grandchild she was going to get from me would be furry and have four legs and a tail. It took the poor woman about 30 seconds to realize what I meant. Lol
Deborah 1 year ago
My mom called my first dog her granddog, long before she had any real grandkids. She continued to refer to my dogs as her granddogs.
Load More Replies...
Kate Jones 1 year ago (edited)
A growing number of Americans cannot afford to have children. They have to work increasingly long hours at work for little pay to just barely afford their exorbitant rent and grocery bills. A growing number of Americans cannot afford to buy a home to raise a child in. Minorities- lgbt+, women etc- are being forced back in time to a point where their rights are being taken away, while the good old boys talk about making America great again. And we can't afford decent daycare that will watch those children and not abuse them. They also choose not to have children because of the horrible abuses they suffered at the hands of those same grandparents who now want a 'do-over' with the grandkids. Some people choose not to have children because they've created a world where we don't feel safe doing so. So yeah, a growing number of Americans don't want children. and we wonder why.
Otto Katz 1 year ago
I read that, and it really hit home. When my first son got married was at the bridal shower. Her mom kept pestering her to have kids (at the shower!) and tried to rope me into joining her. Hell no! Not my place! Their decision. I have never once told them to have kids. Same with Second Son. I now know I will never have grandchildren. Yes, my heart is broken. But I will NEVER tell them, because it's their lives, not mine. I need to figure out my grief, my future planning, on my own.
PHOTOBOB 1 year ago
Pish Posh. My kid is not married so quit asking. Or I will continue to ask how many times your kids have been divorced. Are they all out of jail yet? Seriously we have a friend that think it is a crime our son is not married but at least two of their kids have been divorced and in jail. No crime there.
Joyce Brown 11 months ago
My sons are in their mid forties. Probably 10 years ago, my younger son asked if I wanted grandchildren. I said 'if you have kids, that will be perfect!' 'If you don't have kids, that will be perfect!'
Tonyah Mcanelly 11 months ago
My Kids asked me about how i felt about this. My Daughter told me she has baby fever but doesnt want to have kids she feels she just isnt ready . She looks at her Brother and jokingly said you and your girlfriend need to have kids so i can spoil them . Then they asked me how i felt about not having grand kids yes . I told Them hope to be a grand parent some day . I am not going to pressure you have them when you are ready. A week later I get a phone call thay my son and his girlfriend are pregnant with my first grand child. 1 year and nine months later comes baby No 2. lol
Robin Roper 1 year ago
Those who what to be a grandparent and will not become so through blood need to find an overworked and tired single parent and ask them if they can come to their house and play with their young children; maybe take them for a walk or to a nearby park. These same people would love you to fold their toddler clothing, pick up blocks and books, as well as wipe clean the high chair tray. Don't mope, find the grandchildren out there who need a grandparent.
Matt Du 1 year ago
There are three of us, no children and too old to have them now, so it will end with us. I've worked and had help from a few charities and although the people on the ground are very good, I've witnessed the vast majority of the money skimmed off the top by those in charge. So I have no idea where our wealth will go when we are all gone.
April Pickett 1 year ago
Their times, their lives. Just because you were brought up expecting to be a parent has no bearing on your kids.
#12
TTorrest Author 1 year ago
SPOON is my favorite British insult. (The most useless tool in the drawer)
Gender inequality isn’t limited to pay. Women often face limited opportunities for leadership positions or decision-making roles. This imbalance extends to politics, corporate offices, and even creative fields.
#14
TotallyNOTAFox 1 year ago
Sounds chill, they usually contain only 700ml and it's not hard to chug that down within 5 minutes
#15
Balancing work and life is another unique challenge many women face. Juggling careers, families, and personal goals can feel like an uphill battle. Interestingly, the pandemic has prompted more men to take on household responsibilities, easing some of the burden, but it’s still far from equal.
Pregnancy discrimination is yet another issue. Many women report being passed over for promotions or even losing their jobs simply because they’re pregnant or are planning to have children. This unfair treatment discourages women from pursuing both career and family goals simultaneously
#21
Jane Jayne Jain Jeign Jein 1 year ago
Zaftig means pleasantly plump, and it's the only positive synonym of fat that I know of. Anyone know any other words that put a positive spin on something that is usually deemed negative?
Workplace disparity doesn’t stop there. Women often face additional challenges like discrimination and bias, especially in male-dominated industries. It’s a battle just to be seen, heard, and taken seriously.
#22
#23
KDav 1 year ago
My phone just tried to close down 4 tabs I've been keeping open for reference for at least 4 years. I usually consult them at least once a year, but my phone thought it would be "helpful." Thankfully it also gave me the option to open them back up, but I'm still salty my phone thinks it knows me.
#24
Northlander72 1 year ago (edited)
I remember reading that list on Cracked that basically convinced me that Cosmo's staff want all men dead.... or at least heavily maimed. It was just such a manical marriage between gaslighting and paranoia, it wouldn't surprise me if Cosmo is the women's magazine version of Fox News.
Inadequate healthcare is another hurdle. From reproductive health to mental health services, many women face barriers to accessing the care they need. Whether that’s due to a lack of resources, stigma, or systemic bias, these gaps have a profound impact on women’s lives.
These posts may show the lighter side of women, but they also serve as a reminder of the strength and humor women bring to the table despite the challenges they face. Which issue do you think needs more attention? Let’s start the conversation!
#30
Geoffrey Scott 1 year ago
My wife trying to convince me that a 30 cent savings/gallon on fuel is worth driving 30 miles for. "Yes dear, you DO save $3.00 (on 10 gallons), and your car gets 30mpg, at an average price of $3.00/gallon
#32
Matt Du 1 year ago
It's your day off, you're in the city centre and it's 2pm. The day shift is still in work, afternoon shift are just starting, morning shift are about to clock out and night shift are tucked up in bed. So how are the shops packed with people, wandering around with a dozen shopping bags in each hand.
#36
Shannon Donnelly 1 year ago
Since when did ASL start standing for “as hell”?? Last I knew, it meant “American Sign Language” and just had to Google this to make some kind of sense of this meme… WTF???
#39
#42
#45
BookFanatic 1 year ago
I never realized how much I sigh at work until a new colleague asked me if I was annoyed with them. It's not annoyance, I think it's just asthma. Lol
#46
Space Invader 1 year ago
I would have created day and night at the very end - that way I'd have gotten everything done in a single day and gotten the rest of the week off!
#61
Colin Matthews 1 year ago
I was lucky enough to get a Gmail address early enough that it's basically my name without all the weirdness
#62
#65
Stephanie A Mutti 1 year ago
I have it. I got it at Target 2 winters back. EVERY time I wear it, I get a compliment. To the point my ex got mad at me because I kept getting compliments shopping one time. I had 8 independent people come up and compliment me that trip. It's my magic winter coat.
#77
Kelly Scott 1 year ago
I heard someone describe it as having fuzzy little sweaters on their teeth and now I can't unsee that.
#78
Kate Jones 1 year ago
How do people go out after work? I will never understand in the same way that people wake up early to go for a run and then still have time for a show and to put makeup on. Like...why is your day longer than mine?
#86
Kelly H. Wilder 1 year ago
Not for a crush but for a very dear friend...and that's how my deep appreciation for Solzhenitsyn began.
#96
#99
#101
#102
Add New Image
What do you think ?
Kare Deter 1 year ago
Hopefully they were all in the top 50 of 106 because I can't see the rest. Thank you BP for saving me from your sponsor's intrusive ads! This is almost as good as ad free!
Load More Replies... 
Probably Aoife 12 months ago
I have a joke but nowhere to put it: If you're touch-starved, you need to be spoon-fed!...... This was unnecessary and I will show myself out.
Kare Deter 1 year ago
Hopefully they were all in the top 50 of 106 because I can't see the rest. Thank you BP for saving me from your sponsor's intrusive ads! This is almost as good as ad free!
Load More Replies... Probably Aoife 12 months ago
I have a joke but nowhere to put it: If you're touch-starved, you need to be spoon-fed!...... This was unnecessary and I will show myself out.
You May Like 50 Hilarious Posts From This Account Dedicated To Sharing “Men’s Humor” (New Pics) 94 Hilariously Relatable Jokes And Thoughts About Anything And Everything (New Pics) 118 Funny Dad Jokes That Might Bring Some Joy To Your Day (New Pics)
Greta Jaruševičiūtė
Greta Jaruševičiūtė
Indrė Lukošiūtė
Related on Bored Panda
