50 Sentences That Came Out Of Nowhere And Left Everyone Speechless (New Pics)

A keeper then.

The last line deserves to be higher.

I had to regularly deal with a very unpleasant human in a multiyear series of public meetings and the 'rules of engagement' were very unsatisfying. So I renamed one of the goats Kelly Jo, so I could snap "Shut up, Kelly Jo!" You makes your own therapy as you goes along.

Bob Dylan looks like Pippin in the LOTR movies in this pic.

funny way to say "gasoline would work better"

Did anyone else try screaming into a jar and closing it right away, then opening it back up to see if the scream was trapped in the jar as a kid? Or was I just too easily influenced by cartoon physics?

Fair enough. I can launch into monologues about pretty much anything.

Looking at that picture, where did the "feminine energy" come from?

Well now we know how Pete Hegseth got his job.

This post is exactly what a poor vampire would write to defend their bad investment choices

Mos Eisley.

Well, if there ever will be a Hollywood production of Carter, We know who portrays him lol

And I just realised it’s a palindrome too.

"Special flag" meaning the Confederate flag, which NASCAR banned. So he's saying he won't drive unless he's allowed to be visibly racist. 🙄

I would never ask someone to dig around in my purse. Even my kids know better than to try. My purse is sacred.

Made me laugh out loud!

BP forgot to censor the thumbnail pic of someone smoking! Aaahhhh, my eyes! /s

I heard this story on Mr. Ballen's channel. Wild!

Imagine a world in which the Democrats had elected Bernie over Hillary as candidate in 2016. Sigh.

I like this

Where can I sign up?

I can't imagine i timeline in which he wouldn't be a failure

Stop. My fears list is growing too long. Enough.

Seems happy at least

That combination of what they are and what they are doing seems very en vogue to me

Hence the expression "Calm your t.i.ts".

condoms exists till roman time or even before

Amateurs. You can avoid pregnancy with homosexuality too.

In days of old, when knights were bold, and rubbers weren't invented You wrapped a sock around your c*ck and babies were prevented!

French letters were used, but.... abstinence, celibacy, just not in this context.

Its been very clearly proven that "celibacy" is one of the least effective methods.

Prostitutes & pregnancy aren't obscured or censored?

I asked the microwave about this, it checked with the toaster oven, and apparently this is true.

JKR's insane BS aside, I've always remembered what Dumbledore told Harry when Harry asked if his death experience was all in his head: "Of course it's in your head. But who should that mean it isn't real?"

Had an aneurysm trying to read the profile. There's some brain cells I'll never get back

Depending on what you are there for it may be relevant as a number of virus, not just traditional std.s increases a lot with the numbers of sexual partners. That can be important info when looking at infertility issues, some cancers and even auto immune issues. However, the "just 6" alternative seems very sus. Spoof post?

This is a lot to process.

We’re the most propagandized people in world history. To top it all off, the propaganda is sophisticated and comes at us from multiple directions and appears to be coordinated. Social media, trad media, government, sports, companies, religion, politics, holidays, most everything. Americans live in fear, but are too afraid to admit it. There really aren’t separate political parties in the US either, but a continuum from ultrafascist to neoliberal. (There hasn’t been a significant democratic socialist movement, other than Sanders, since 1970). Democracy? Pshaw-other than the years from 1964 to 2000, US has always been a conservative, single party state.

I make some major decisions by making pros and cons lists and decide from there by which column is longer.

Now "touching" is censored?

That's probably just a typical Friday night for her anyway.

That explains a lot about my health. 😁

Or not wearing.

This should be illegal

He really has become a legend with that 25yo phobia 🤣. A friend in his 50s got left by his wife and posted that he wanted a new relation and asked women half his age contacts him as he now had realized that he was drawn to youth. I called him Leonardo DiCaprio and he was royally pissed off. Now I am blocked, so dont know if those 20+ girls have lined up yet.

Is that... Maxwell's silver hammer?

Bob behaving badly. ;-)

Too big to be a lake??

What in the avocado genitals did I just read