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Making a sign is a great way to share your thoughts with the world. Well, at least most of the time. Anyone who engages in creative writing knows that there are many ways to mess up your text. Whether it's grammar mistakes, overly complicated words or nonsensical sentences, getting the message across might be harder than you think.

There's an online community dedicated to specific phrases that just don't make any sense. The subreddit is called Don't Dead Open Inside and according to the moderators, it's a place for "signs/media that read as nonsense if read normally: from left to right".

Bored Panda has collected the most ridiculous examples on this subreddit that will make you scratch your head. Scroll below and check them out yourself! And if you still feel the unexplainable desire for more, you can read our previous posts here and here.

#1

You Don't Matter Give Up

You Don't Matter Give Up

_WTH_yaar Report

In order to find out a bit more about the subreddit, we decided to take a look at the origin of its name. The internet database Know Your Meme describes "Don't Dead Open Inside" as a trope that involves incorrectly reading different signs and labels "which include two or more lines of text and have no clear way to tell the order in which the words should be read".

Sounds confusing, right? In short, it's about signs being misread due to the words being misplaced. People in the West are used to words going from left to right, so doing it any other way leads to confusion.

The meme originates from a promotional poster for The Walking Dead TV series. Since its reveal in 2010, it stands as one of the best-recognized examples of this trope in popular culture. The poster featured a photo of a double door with the words "Don't Open" written on the left side and "Dead Inside" on the right. The idea was to read it as "Don't open, dead inside". However, if read line by line, the phrase ends up as "Don't dead open inside."

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    #2

    Either Way, They Are Not Wrong

    Either Way, They Are Not Wrong

    HappyChefChristoph Report

    It's no secret that ridiculous things spread on the internet like a virus, so in a few days following the reveal of the poster, people started discussing the design flaws. Many were pointing out that they read it the wrong way before realizing what it actually meant to say. A few users shared their interpretations on Twitter and more similar posts followed.

    A few years later, the subreddit /r/dontdeadopeninside was created with the purpose of collecting examples of the trope in advertising, design, and popular culture. As of today, the community has over 630K members who follow a strict set of rules in order to share their posts.

    First, all pictures need to follow the format of DDOI. The moderators explain this rule further, saying that "signs must be read correctly top to bottom, and incorrectly left to right, like any text usually." And even though it does not matter how easily you can read the signs or posters, it is highly encouraged to post images with little separation or spacing between the words.

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    #3

    I’ll Take One Of Each

    I’ll Take One Of Each

    hotdogcolors Report

    Tobias Rieper
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sounds like something a grizzled 1860s prospector would say to someone who was being annoying

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    #4

    Screw The Other 7 Coralines...

    Screw The Other 7 Coralines...

    CommieG Report

    Something
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It doesn't have to be an insult to the other Coralines. Maybe it's not their birthday.

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    Another highly encouraged rule would be to caption posts with the "correctly read" way in the title. For example, "You Don't Matter Give Up”. Also, posts should not be forced or easily staged. Pages of magazines, spines of books, or pillows with text that are put next to each other do not belong in the sub.

    If you look closely enough, you will find many such examples around you. Design as a whole might seem like a simple thing at first, but actually, a lot of work and knowledge goes into creating something clever. No wonder that when people think something like "Oh, it's just a logo" and don't put much thought into its creation, the results can be quite disappointing.

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    #5

    When “Don’t Dead Open Inside” Actually Makes Sense No Matter Which Way You Read It

    When “Don’t Dead Open Inside” Actually Makes Sense No Matter Which Way You Read It

    KarateKid84Fan Report

    Kirsten Kerkhof
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is actually good design!

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This doesn't seem to belong here - it's very easy to read and works whichever way.

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is always at least one that never belongs to the list

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    Sander
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This works however you read it. Nice!

    Belandriel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh man... they were so young back then! Although Steve Martin always looked older with his gray hair :D

    Moxxidude
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    According to those photos they must have been touring together for the last 45 years.

    MajikDraygon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i dont get it... makes sense to me...

    Its Me
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Steve short and Martin Martin

    Cass Malone
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one shouldn't even be here. You can read both of their names correctly either way you look at it.

    Stimpy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What are they talking about. This DOES make sense whatever way you read it!

    Cip IESAN
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Steve Short & Martin Martin Show!

    Łukasz Rożański
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how to tell you don't know any of these guys

    Wai Keet
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is this a failed design? It's freaking brilliant!

    Viau Anna
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn't a fail at all! Quite the opposite!

    Aye Emme
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was quite thought through. It is an intentional design, not a fail.

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reads well no matter how you try to mess it up.

    Shine Caramia
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The caption seems to belong to a different picture

    Robert Bailey
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well excuse me, on Wheel of Fortune they could have done that with 3 words.

    Phill Healey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except for Steve Short and Martin Martin.

    Ian Bartels
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see what you did there. Clever.

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    #6

    I Hate To Do This To A Fellow Climate Activist But...

    I Hate To Do This To A Fellow Climate Activist But...

    _temporarilystairs_ Report

    beastmachine.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought earth WAS the planet NOOB to destroy itself

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    Bad text design usually comes in all shapes and sizes. So first of all, we should define what "bad" signage means. If an ad, a billboard or anything else related to advertising your business lacks clarity, it may leave your customers feeling puzzled. A simple easily understood and logical message creates trust which can have a big impact on your brand in the future.

    Then, there's the issue of a poorly designed or placed board. If it is hard to read, most of your clients will not bother to stay long enough to understand what you are trying to say. It might be a wrong choice of location, an unreadable font, poor contrast or maybe lack of light; there are so many ways where this can go wrong.

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    #7

    We Buy Men Used 29 And Up

    We Buy Men Used 29 And Up

    nowakhm Report

    Sum Guy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyway I read it, I can't make it make sense

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    #8

    Don't Never Drink And Drive. Drive High

    Don't Never Drink And Drive. Drive High

    MrShiftyJack Report

    achilles get down from there
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps in a way this illustrates the point - if you cant read this you're probably not sober enough to get behind the wheel!

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    #9

    No Daniel Craig No

    No Daniel Craig No

    shrobotic Report

    Bad signage sends the wrong message to your future customers and all that work put into thinking of ideas and designing will be for nothing. If you want your business to succeed and your customers to trust the quality of your products, clever and clear communication is the way. And to help you with that, here are a few things you should know.

    #10

    Wet Men Paint At Work

    Wet Men Paint At Work

    KaibaMixi Report

    #11

    Always Forgotten - Remembered Never

    Always Forgotten - Remembered Never

    ketawut Report

    #12

    Idiot Anti-Vaxxers Who Got Fired From Hospital Job

    Idiot Anti-Vaxxers Who Got Fired From Hospital Job

    fight_milk38 Report

    TheDivineMsM
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sign doesn't make any sense whatsoever--- just like anti-vaxxers

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    According to Lektron Branding Solutions, signage is one of the most important marketing investments any business can make because of its "ability to immediately communicate with customers, demonstrate your brand’s style and tone, and win both attention and foot traffic." So if you miss important details in the design, placement, or the message itself, you end up wasting effort and money and still fail to reach the desired result.

    #13

    Cuth Pube

    Cuth Pube

    gothchick99 Report

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cut the pube? That's my decision.

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    #14

    Anel Nasa

    Anel Nasa

    Floppy76 Report

    #15

    Please The Beans

    Please The Beans

    spameggsspamandspam Report

    There are four main effects that bad signage has on your business. First, it affects how your target audience sees your presence. Sometimes your brand might even lose presence-of-mind among customers if you don't consider their needs. Second, overly complicated signs can even frustrate your customers. "Even if the placement and positioning of your sign is spot on, signage that’s hard to read isn’t going to help further your reach into target markets," Lektron Branding Solutions suggested.

    #16

    If A Sub-Reddit Could Have An Arch-Rival

    If A Sub-Reddit Could Have An Arch-Rival

    catwok Report

    Lord Mysticlaw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think this belongs here. This is brilliant. You can read the white side and it makes sense, you can read the black side and it makes sense, you can read both together and it makes sense. Sure it's not 100%, but the concept is genius and the execution is not terrible at all.

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    #17

    Live Work Ride Long Hard Fast

    Live Work Ride Long Hard Fast

    bbauTC Report

    Pumpkin Spice
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you know what else is long, hard, and fast? A LIMO HAHA

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    #18

    Jesus From Hell Saves

    Jesus From Hell Saves

    BobLablah1 Report

    And imagine if there's an embarrassing grammatical error in your poster or ad. A typo can suggest to the customer that your business is unprofessional or that the employees are careless, even if everything else written and designed is spotless. Your clients' first impression counts and if your sign leaves them annoyed, it will make winning them over even harder later on.

    #19

    Have You Guys Heard Of The New Samsung Aix Gay?

    Have You Guys Heard Of The New Samsung Aix Gay?

    nWo_Spike Report

    #20

    Black Matter Lives!

    Black Matter Lives!

    daveberzack Report

    Giovanni
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it watches us from the darkness between the stars

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    #21

    Bathroom Be Right Break Back :)

    Bathroom Be Right Break Back :)

    PM_Me_PolydactylCats Report

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bathroom is on the right, but be careful because the floor is slippery

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    Then there's the known fact that your advertising choices reflect your business and its ideas. Billboards and signs should communicate the way you think, so if it's dirty or even broken, your clients will think that your services are also poorly handled. This results in your business being seen as of lower quality than it actually is.

    #22

    This Great Hot Way To Coffee Choc

    This Great Hot Way To Coffee Choc

    Legitimate_Regret168 Report

    Rei
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This great hot way to coffee choc. Totally agree.

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    #23

    Say Racism No To Respect!

    Say Racism No To Respect!

    Bellgrim Report

    Kiryn Silverwing
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it supposed to be Say no to racism respect? It made sense up until they tacked the last word on there.

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    #24

    Double Double Cheese Cheese Burger Burger Please Please

    Double Double Cheese Cheese Burger Burger Please Please

    orsiborsi88 Report

    Lastly, there's a big chance that you will lose foot traffic and sales. The FedEx Office "What’s Your Sign?" survey asked American consumers how signage can impact their intent to visit a store, make a purchase and more. The study found out that "poor signage can deter consumers from entering a store, with over half (52 percent) saying they are less willing to enter a store with misspelled or poorly-made signs."

    #25

    Bible Verse Or Star Wars Quote?

    Bible Verse Or Star Wars Quote?

    sw_jc3 Report

    #26

    Thank Key, You Workers!

    Thank Key, You Workers!

    aaronmcc122 Report

    Jo Davies
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Key is a great.... Guy? Thank you, Sincerely Workers

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    #27

    Goldilocks Three Band The Ears

    Goldilocks Three Band The Ears

    jill853 Report

    With such massive consequences, you simply cannot ignore the readability of your posters, boards and ads. Ryan Brady, president at Brady Signs, said that you should consider your target audience before choosing the colors and style of your sign. What appeals to the people you want to market? How can you get their attention? "It might not be the best idea to put a giant, flashing sign out in front of your business, but you still want to make sure that people are seeing your sign and your storefront," he wrote.

    #28

    Gives Up Who Never A Winner Is A Dreamer

    Gives Up Who Never A Winner Is A Dreamer

    Persoons Report

    Yup
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a ridiculous mess.

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    Another thing to have in mind, less is more. Overcomplicating your brand will result in people losing attention. "Make sure that your sign is conveying the right information too, customers will turn right back around if they come in with incorrect knowledge about your business," Brady explained.

    #30

    Ooooo Chocolate The Grill Avenue Oo

    Ooooo Chocolate The Grill Avenue Oo

    Stabf10 Report

    #31

    F*ck I’m From You Kansas

    F*ck I’m From You Kansas

    MethLabForCutie88 Report

    #32

    Getting Mixed Signals From This Dumpster!

    Getting Mixed Signals From This Dumpster!

    GodsActualButthole Report

    Rei
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Getting wasted today, no energy tomorrrow" would be my interpretation of it.

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    "Your sign is a direct reflection of your business. People will judge your business based on your sign without even coming in, so it’s key that you don’t skimp out when you make a signage purchase. Cheap signs often cause more problems than they solve, whether it’s because they can’t withstand the test of time or they just don’t look like you planned. All things considered, your sign is worth the investment."

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    #33

    Tell Him He Is A Pretty Good Cat And A Cat

    Tell Him He Is A Pretty Good Cat And A Cat

    AdolfJarJarBinLaden Report

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is entirely fine. Go watch the scene this comes from. Data went a little overboard.

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    #34

    Texcock Mextail Anyone?

    Texcock Mextail Anyone?

    pinkyepsilon Report

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What I can't figure out is why the rest of it is in Japanese.

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    #35

    Control Alter Delete Yourself Your Negativity Thinking

    Control Alter Delete Yourself Your Negativity Thinking

    Eightyprawn Report

    As one of the moderators of /r/dontdeadopeninside told Bored Panda earlier on, people make such text design mistakes because "they're either not thinking or they want to be original. Our main mission statement is to show them that they are wrong." It's important to remember that people in the West read left-to-right: "Do not "liven up" your text by making it "quirky". Hard to read means lost attention which translates to lost revenue."

    #36

    Men Because Women To The Are Left Always Right

    Men Because Women To The Are Left Always Right

    michaelthott Report

    Tim S
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Terrible. I also can't stand these incredibly sexist signs, especially because the person who put it up would surely be furious--rightly so--about one that stated the opposite.

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    #37

    Eat Don't Drink Smoke

    Eat Don't Drink Smoke

    ivets86 Report

    Sawdust
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clearly eating and smoking are OK, just don't drink (the spills are a pain to clean up).

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    #38

    No Is Th Tr No Eu

    No Is Th Tr No Eu

    usr_name4733 Report

    Bad design comes in all shapes and sizes. Some products are irrelevant, apps—overly complicated, and posters or signs can be just simply... unreadable. But even though this results badly for the business, it's definitely hilarious for us.

    #39

    I Want To Learn About Farming Chan.

    I Want To Learn About Farming Chan.

    KhunPhaen Report

    Belandriel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But what if I don't want to give Gabrielle a f**k?

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    #40

    No Exit Entry Only

    No Exit Entry Only

    DeathByTrumpet Report

    #41

    Hmmmm....

    Hmmmm....

    Reaperfox7 Report

    Chinmayee Kalghatgi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spacing is the main issue even if the message got through

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    #42

    Hoho Meme

    Hoho Meme

    Aden487 Report

    Melissa Boatman Linebaugh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s two different plaques pushed together, so doesn’t entirely count.

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    #43

    Soup Soup Break Soup Relax… Soup Taste

    Soup Soup Break Soup Relax… Soup Taste

    ftse Report

    Stephanie Cunningham
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is just an instruction manual for torturing someone with unwanted soup.

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    #44

    1 2 3 4 5 7 8 It's 6 9 Ten The Co Duel Mm Me And Nts (Source: @hamiltonmusical On Instagram)

    1 2 3 4 5 7 8 It's 6 9 Ten The Co Duel Mm Me And Nts (Source: @hamiltonmusical On Instagram)

    Racek29 Report

    Belandriel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some designer should be slapped in the face as hard as possible.

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    #45

    Lay Wicked Deviled Chickens Eggs

    Lay Wicked Deviled Chickens Eggs

    robodragoman Report

    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if i don't want to lay deviled chicken eggs.

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    #46

    Derotic Demergency Dequipment

    Derotic Demergency Dequipment

    dbrowe7 Report

    NsG
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok... What the heck is erotic emergency equipment?

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    #47

    Vac Cer Cination Tificate

    Vac Cer Cination Tificate

    RevWaldo Report

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "But you have to let me in, I have a cinationtificate"

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    #48

    Nice Tattoo!

    Nice Tattoo!

    James_one_Tattoo Report

    Romenriel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even when read correctly, it sounds overly edgy and toxic.

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    #50

    Jesus Kiss Is Me Daddy

    Jesus Kiss Is Me Daddy

    ComprehensiveDucc Report

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stephen King could turn this into a great short story

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    #51

    Way Your Goal Rules!

    Way Your Goal Rules!

    Familiar_Big3322 Report

    #52

    Por A Gr To Le E (Porto Alegre, City Name)

    Por A Gr To Le E (Porto Alegre, City Name)

    msstark Report

    Trisec
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure Por A Gr' to Le'e! Is some kind of Klingon insult.

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    #53

    How To Swig Water Get Your Free Life Bottle

    How To Swig Water Get Your Free Life Bottle

    Karnnette Report

    #54

    Team Makes Dream ☀️ Work The Work

    Team Makes Dream ☀️ Work The Work

    vashingstampede Report

    See Also on Bored Panda
    #55

    The Gift Pepper Sprays Of Safety

    The Gift Pepper Sprays Of Safety

    wardenstark8 Report

    #56

    Pray Work Trust Hard Hard God

    Pray Work Trust Hard Hard God

    thedailyvinyls Report

    #57

    Stop Together Asian We Stand Hate United We Rise

    Stop Together Asian We Stand Hate United We Rise

    loquaciousofborg Report

    #58

    Sh Sh Ap Ap In E G

    Sh Sh Ap Ap In E G

    Recidive Report

    S.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shaping Shape? And here we have flooring floor.

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    #59

    The And The Fast Furious

    The And The Fast Furious

    UnsureAbsolute Report

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pray the fast furious cockroaches don't get you

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    #60

    Peimpe Rferfe Ctlyct

    Peimpe Rferfe Ctlyct

    MattZoldyck Report

    ZAPanda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i see. I too, can speak Old Ones' tongue. ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

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    #61

    Eat Milk Me Me

    Eat Milk Me Me

    Own_Improvement_4664 Report

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When Alice in Wonderland meets lactation fetishdom

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    #62

    Pack Pack It In It Out

    Pack Pack It In It Out

    soybeanolive Report

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Check it in, check it out, Or the sun will never shine. They're a long way away, In the subways of your mind.

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    #63

    My School's Homecoming Week Sign

    My School's Homecoming Week Sign

    Phecda04 Report

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I give up. I must be too old, too uncool or too English to decipher this

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    #64

    If U Do Not Unlock Leave. U Must Unlocked Lock

    If U Do Not Unlock Leave. U Must Unlocked Lock

    i-glados Report

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm going to ignore the writing and avoid this thing because it's hot and dangerous

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    #65

    Talk Don't The Talk Just

    Talk Don't The Talk Just

    gostybever Report

    S.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brain when I'm in any social situation:

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    #66

    Can End On A Hopeful Horror Note?

    Can End On A Hopeful Horror Note?

    kinathearrow Report

    #67

    I Love I Want My Wife Her + Mel Inda Thewholeworld To With All I Am Know It

    I Love I Want My Wife Her + Mel Inda Thewholeworld To With All I Am Know It

    MeanHuckleberry Report

    Lord Mysticlaw
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just want to know what he did wrong prior to this

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    #68

    Drive Me Safe Slow

    Drive Me Safe Slow

    _BearHawk Report

    #69

    Ianyt Sfem Cofee Tme I

    Ianyt Sfem Cofee Tme I

    moriamoon Report

    #70

    I Don't Even Know How To Class This..

    I Don't Even Know How To Class This..

    JMag92 Report

    Jo Davies
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he can't join letters together, I am not trusting him with woodwork

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    #72

    The Sea Is On Cosby Is Fire. Happy 4th, Free, America Is I Guess. Racist.

    The Sea Is On Cosby Is Fire. Happy 4th, Free, America Is I Guess. Racist.

    DarkFilipino Report

    #73

    50me Mials Lldo Ionat Ned

    50me Mials Lldo Ionat Ned

    Open_Tower2999 Report

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    #75

    Work Nice Hard To And Be People.

    Work Nice Hard To And Be People.

    Rougefarie Report

    S.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God dammit, I forgot to write “be people” on my to-do list today!

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    #76

    Grandpas Dads Are Rules Without What?

    Grandpas Dads Are Rules Without What?

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    PenitentEyeball
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks to everyone for answering my question, apparently it says “Grandpa’s are dads without rules” (Probably)

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    #78

    My Friend's New Merch For His Ska Band, Ska Net Tune Work

    My Friend's New Merch For His Ska Band, Ska Net Tune Work

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    #79

    Hpy Ap Alwe Hloen

    Hpy Ap Alwe Hloen

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    #80

    Tyranny Rebellion

    Tyranny Rebellion

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    #81

    This Cpu Is On The The Fastest Planet

    This Cpu Is On The The Fastest Planet

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    #82

    Pgod Rgun Olife

    Pgod Rgun Olife

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    River Webb
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how to tell the whole world you're an idiot

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    #83

    Do No Take, Harm No Shit

    Do No Take, Harm No Shit

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    River Webb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    s**t deserves to not be harmed, stop flushing everybody!

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    #84

    Eat Always Open Drink

    Eat Always Open Drink

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    Bologna
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, at least I follow the first line.

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    #85

    Non Hello Smokin Here Please

    Non Hello Smokin Here Please

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