50 Times The Internet Got Way Too Funny This October

We get told we're "too much", too loud, too silly, etc. Quite often. As a woman, I constantly felt like I should be quieter, more mysterious, and that "hard to get" girls were better. In my mind the introverted women were more what men wanted, and I grew up in a religion that placed almost all my value as woman on being wanted by a man. Now, I know that extroverts can be quiet, and introverts can be loud, but decades ago I was ashamed of my outgoing nature and tried to tamp it down.

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Because people do that to extroverts. You get a lot of "Hey, calm down", "hey, look who's talking again", "hey, girls should be seen, not heard", "yeah, you're a bit too bubbly" etc. from introverts. Can we just stop the lie that the poor introverts were the only ones who got criticised? Because it's not true. Or is that some weird victim fet.ish?

shut up

Because we want to talk to the introverts

My almost 5 month old is finally sleeping. Before then....there was no sleep. There was only awake. I drifted through a state of semiconsciousness...like a soul caught between two worlds. But with more screaming.

Greyhounds sleep 18-22 hours a day. And they required fluffy beds because they have so little body fat. I want THAT!

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Sleeping like a baby also includes peeing in your bed. Not a good concept for an adult.

I would like to sleep like my cat, but not in the same contorted position. I am typing this 2 days after British 'Bonfire Night' which means there are lots of fireworks and my cat is underneath my armchair. He came out, I stroked and encouraged him, and 3 minutes later there was another firework so he disappeared again.

And always with a loved one

I have a prepaid credit card with a zero balance that I use for things like this.

Valid point tho

Use a prepaid Visa card for £1 left on it.

YES!

My dream job is independently wealthy recluse but that's a tough field to get into

Let's skip the work part and get right to the getting paid part

I don't mind working

Because if you want to do it, it's not work, it's play. Every child knows this, but nearly everyone forgets it around puberty, to concentrate on something else.

My favorite story about teleportation comes from Star Trek. They always had a scientist as a consultant because they wanted their science fiction to be as fact-based as possible. There was a scene involving teleportation and the consultant told them they couldn't do that because of Heisenberg's uncertainty principle. The debate went back and forth and it was "solved" by adding the line "Turn on the Heisenberg Compensator" to the script. It supposedly took a reading of the exact location of every particle in your body and then flash freezing you to zero degrees Kelvin. I have serious questions about the viability of flash freezing a body to zero degrees and then apparently flash unfreezing it, but I appreciate them caring about the science.

yes, traffic sùcks. Too many inconsiderate ....holes

But you might splinch yourself, make sure to carry dittany with you

I always thought that places that shared the same name should be linked by a wormhole eg drive to Hale in Cheshire and drive out in Hale in the New Forest…

No thanks. You are k****d and copied. Dr. McCoy hates them for a reason. However translocation? Sign me up.

Odd, I still read as fast or faster.

Your brain was way emptier back then. There was more room and less distractions.

Lmao ikr ,that was me in school ,right book worm , but give me a text book forget it 🤷‍♀️I can n still can speed read ,n still tell you the entire plot of the book etc , but can I retain educational info YEAH NOPE 😂is that the same brain pfft

Blessed be the guys that created ad blockers

I wouldn't even care that much if the money went to the creators. However, I know that YouTube will find any excuse to demonitise videos

The ultimate scam.

The same applies to Prime as well. They include ads with the choice to not have ads for an extra fee. Capitalism at its finest.

Be like YouTube

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I have grudges older than that.

Every person who emails me at work has their own separate folder I save their emails to. I have emails from people who have died.

My child in university is older than that, in fact your intern is only 18 years and you are exploiting a teenager

this is why boomers hate millennials, and vice versa.