Sorry dads, it's official: moms are the funniest members of the family. You might have a repertoire of rubbish dad jokes to call upon, but as you can see from this hilarious list compiled by Bored Panda, these moms take it to a whole new level. From funny pranks and amusing notes to endearingly groan-worthy jokes, this collection of moms being a special kind of funny is sure to put a smile on your face. Don't forget to vote for your favorite!
This post may include affiliate links.
This Funny Mom
My Mom Asked My Brother What He Wanted On His Birthday Cake. He Said, Jokingly, "Jesus Riding A Stegosaurus"
Our Moms Mocked Our Selfie At The Dodger Game
The Mormons Insisted On Speaking To My Mom. So Here They Are Helping Her Garden
Mom Says She Knew I Was Gay Before I Did. I Guffawed. She Showed Me This
When I Was 6 Years Old, My Mom Picked Me Up From School With Her Hair Looking Different And I Totally Freaked Out. 20 Something Years Later She Still Gives Me A Heads Up When She Changes It To Mentally Prepare Me
Funny Mom
My Mother Is Drunk. I Walked In To The Kitchen To Find Her Having Aligned The Potatoes In Size Order
My Mom Knit Me And My Cat Another Set Of Matching Ties For Christmas
Son Studying Abroad Sent Mom Cutout Of Himself And Thought They'd Laugh And Put Somewhere In The Corner. But His Mom Decided To Take The Cutout Along To Family Gatherings
Friend's Mom Left Him A Note
My Mom Has This Hanging Above The Dryer In Her Laundry Room
Feel The Tire
My Mom Just Gasped And Came Into The Front Room And Said "I Peed On The Floor"
How My Mom Wrapped My Sister's Rug For Christmas
My Kid Decided To Be An Astronaut In IKEA And My Mom Followed Suit
This Toddler Loves The Ads For A Local Personal Injury Lawyer So Much, His Mom Made It His Birthday Party Theme
Funny Mom Text
This Cruel Mom
Mom Broke A Knife While Cooking And Sent Me This Picture
So, My Wife Told Our Kids That The Way To Talk To Santa Was Through Phones In Daddy's Feet
I'm Gay, And My Mom Sent Me This Saying "Remember Your First Weiner?"
I Asked My Mom For A Cool Bookmark And This Is What She Gave Me. (Yes, That Is My Mother)
My Friend's Mom In Poland Knit A Scarf And Crocheted A Hat For Miko
My Mom Made This For My Wife For Her Birthday. It's The Evolution Of My Daughter's Temper Tantrum
My Girlfriend's Mom Is Pretty Awesome
Kid Wants A Note To Get Out Of Physical Education Because It's "Too Cold", Mother Delivers
My Mom Sent Me This Last Night. I Wish She Was Joking...
My Mom Is In Nursing School And Sent Me This
My Mom & Her Best Friend Got Drunk And Gave My Cat A Bath
I'm Off To College. My Mom Handed Me This And Told Me This Is The Only Cup I Can Drink Beer/Alcohol Out Of
Came Home From School, And Mom Had Cleaned My Room, And... This... Wtf?
My Mom Made Me Some Mittens And Sent Them To Me In The Mail. I Approve
I'm Staying At My Parents Place For The Night. My Mom Prepared The Couch For Me. I'm 27
I'm Having A Vasectomy Tomorrow And My Mom Got Me A Cake
My Mom Sent Me An Email Yesterday With The Subject "She Won The Contest." This Is What She Sent
After An Unfortunate Incident Involving My Girlfriend, My Mom Made This Cake To Apologize
Asked Mom For Cash This Year, She Decided That A Check Would Be Too Easy
My Mom Made This To Entertain The Family During A Grad Ceremony
My Mom Andrea Started Making Preserves
So This Is What Happens When You Leave Your Mother And Your Cat Alone At Home
This Mom
The Only Hombre She Has Ever Done
Remember When I Was Temporarily Blind And My Mom Took Me Shopping But I Got Lost In The Parking Lot And Ended Up Confused And In A Hole And She Just Took Pictures Instead Of Helping Me
My Mom Made Me An Amazing Birthday Cake Tonight!
My Mom Has Always Been Artistic When It Comes To Decorating Cakes, This Will Always Be My Favorite. "Jeffaroonie" Didn't Appreciate It As Much As The Rest Of Us
My Mom Wins Best Gift Of The Year
My Mom Slid This Under My Door After Walking In On Me Watching Buffy And Sobbing
Tried To Prank My Mom, She Just Took A Photo And Went Inside
My Sister And Nephew-She Could Be Mom Of The Year (His Face Is Priceless)
Her Excuse Was She Didnt Have Any Other Picture Frames, Thanks Mom
This is kind of cool... it looks like all the princess are dreaming for the guy ^_^
I Come Home To My Dog Like This And My Mom Laughing Hysterically In Her Room
Beautiful Card
My Divorce Is Finalized Tomorrow So My Mom Bought Me This To Commemorate The Occasion. Guess She Didn't Like Her
My Family Is Pretty Odd. Tonight, My Mom Hired An Elvis Impersonator And Didn't Tell Anyone About It
Why not? You can't take your money with you so blow it on Elvis impersonators.
This Funny Mom
My Mom Said Some Creep Was Checking Her Out At The Grocery Store Today. She Snapped A Stealthy Pic Of The Culprit
A Box Of Presents Just Arrived From Home. Instead Of A Card I Got This Wonderful Piece Of Advice From My Mother, In The Form Of An Embroidered Pillow (Which She Made Herself... I Love My Mom)
My Mom Is Selling My Brothers Iguana
My Mom Stumbled Into This Drug Dealer While In Jamaica
My Mom Sent Me An Email From Estonia Titled "Selfie Of A Selfie"
My Mother Likes To Send Me Pictures Of My Dog While I'm At Work
Best Mommy Ever
I Was Nervous For An Interview Today, So My Mother Left Me This To Make Me Smile
My Mom Sent Me An Easter Care Package
New Slang Was Born
Mom Got Snowed In. She Did This With The Snow That Was Blocking Her From Leaving The House
Just Be Careful
My Mom Asked NBA Point Guard Deron Williams If She Could Take A Picture Of His Shirt. He Thought She Was A Fan Just Trying To Get A Picture Of Him
So My Mom Bought Little Hats This Morning
My Mom Downloaded Meme Generator. She Was Excited To Send Me This
My Mom Sends The Best Care Packages
Friend's Mom Mixed Up Pajama Day And Picture Day. He Was Not Pleased
My 70 Year Old Mom Stood Behind This Pair Of Mannequin Legs. The Fact She Pulled The Back Of Her Jacket Over The Top Off The Ass Helped Fool Everybody (You Can See Her Blue Jeans If You Look Closely)
Funny Mom Text
My Nephew Accidentally Knocked The Head Off Of Santa. My Mom Fixed It
Pot Joke
My Mom Ran Into Waka Flocka At The Airport And Sent Me This Picture
Came Home To This In My Drawer. Well Played, Mom
My Sister Lost Her Phone At A Bar. This Is What My Mom Sent Her When She Asked For A Replacement
My Mom Likes To Snapchat Me
Mom Bought Me This Christmas Sweater... I Can't Even
My Mom Just Send Me This With The Caption "Happy Cinco De Mayo"
My Mom's New Coin Purse. I Love My Mom
This T-Shirt Mom Picked Out
Constipation Movie
I Asked For New Pillows For My Couch, My Step Mom Made Me One Of My Dog
When A Friend Told Me His Mom Was Writing A Piece For The Newspaper, I Was Not Expecting This
My Mom Bought Me A Two Carrot Gold Ring
Gave My 11 Yr Old His New Meds This Morning. He Looked At It And Said I'm Not Putting A Big D In My Mouth. Took Every Bit Of Responsible Mom Power I Had Not To Scream That's What She Said
We Gave My Mom Two Presents For Her Birthday
Swear To God My Mom Called Me Down For This One Joke
I'm Almost 40. My Mom Knitted This For Me For Christmas
Earning My "World's Best Mom" Mug One Morning At A Time. 4...3...2...
My Mom Showed Me Her Special Ingredient
hahahahahahahaha - "hey mom, what on this chicken" "special s**t", "where'd you get it?".....
My Daughter Wanted An Apple. Like A Good Mom I Grabbed A Camera When She Pulled This Bag Off The Counter Herself
First picture- me: I want something spicy. Last picture- me: *Regretting life decision while trying to find something to put the fire out thats in my mouth* 😂
My Mom Refuses To Send "Normal" Care Packages To My Dorm
Oh, Mom ...
So My Friend's Kid Asked For Cod For His Xbox And She Bought Him This. Troll Mum
My Family Visited Me For My Birthday. My Mom Has Ran Out Of Fucks To Give
Troll Mom: Mashed Potatoes And Meatloaf
Bad Reaction
Well, I Wasn't Expecting That. Thanks, Mom
My girlfriend got me the same card. She used my money to buy it along with a gift...
Apparently My Mom Didn't Like Her Past Two Christmas Presents
I Also Asked My Mom For Cash This Year, She Decided To Give Me A Money Wreath
My Mom’s Facebook. It Hurts So Bad I Literally Groaned Out Loud. I’m So Proud. This Is My Lineage
My Friend's Mom Gave This To Us And We Didn't Even See It Coming
My Mom Gave This To Me. Should I Be Concerned?
Pulled Up To See My Mom Was Getting Rid Of The Older Model
Went To Put On My Boots For The First Time Since Last Fall. I Pulled Out What Looked To Be An Ancient Moldy Banana And A This Note In My Mom's Handwriting. I Think I Missed This Joke By About A Year
Mom Took An Extra Dose Of Prescription Cough Medicine... Not A Suicide
Just A Reminder That I Got A Bag Of Clothes From My Step Mom And Put This On My Lips Thinking It Was Chapstick. I'm Still Traumatized
My Mom Just Put Out These Coasters
So My Mom Sent Me This Picture Of Her Dog
My Mom Spaced Out While Wrapping Gifts This Year... Guess I Know Where She Got This One
This Is The Last Time I Play Cards Against Humanity With My Mom
My Mom Is Struggling To Comprehend Secret Santa
Mom Asked What Kind Of Cake I Wanted For My Birthday. Jokingly Said "Urinal". She Delivers Like She Did 23 Years Ago
I Left My Mom To Paint Her Room And Came Back In On This
Oh no!, now you better find a labyrinth to hide!..note to younger generation, movie "the shining "
So My Mom "Met" Larry David Today
My Mom Is 54 And Runs A Hospital. She Printed These Out For All Her Employees
Mom On Snapchat
Love that she knows what hot boxing is. Usually weed smoke but still.
My Friend Got This Birthday Card From Her Mom
She must really like the number 9, because she writes "I", and "H" as nines, the "H" is an upright and upside down 9, and don't tell me it's a 6, clearly there is a pattern going on here. "d" is a reverse 9, "g" is a nine.
Girlfriend Just Sent This To Me, Her Mom Is A Cubs Fan
My Mom Made This For Me For My Birthday. She Shares My Sense Of Humor
Woke Up To This Gem Of A Text From My Mom This Morning
Christmas Present From My Mom This Year. Killin It
I'm Color Blind, And My Mom Thought This Would Be A Funny Gift
Mom Joke
My Mom Works At A Rehab Clinic And Came Up With This Idea For A Class Pumpkin Project. Some Are Questioning Her 'Morbid' Sense Of Humor, But She Just Doesn't See Why
Thanks Mom
I Think My Mom Is Starting To Lose It
The Snapchat I Got From My Mom Shortly After My Grandma Said Something Rude To Her
My Mom Was Good With Costumes. She Was Less Good With Sensitivity
its wrong, but oh so funny!!!! (yes, i'm black) - hahahah pity the fool!!!
Is My Mom Trying To Make A Pot Brownie Joke?
So I Come Home To My Room For The Holidays To This... I Think My Mom Either Has A Twisted Sense Of Humor, Or She's Getting Impatient
My Mum Has Snapchat And She Thinks She's Hilarious
1-Star We literally waited FOREVER for the waitstaff to take our order!
Not So Swift
I Told My Mom I Needed Plain Black T-Shirts, And She Comes Home With This
I Told My Mom To Sprinkle Some Dip On My 18th Birthday Cake As A Joke
My Mum Just Got Snapchat I'm Dying
My Mom Played Me So Hard
My Mom's Sense Of Humor
This DNA Joke
If You Think Dad Jokes Are Bad, Take A Look At My Moms Jokes
Well. Your mom makes a joke and you call her an idiot. Seriously? Wow. And then you post it? I wonder who's the idiot here...
My Mom Used My Own Joke Against Me
oh, god... my teen with the "your face!" comments. thankfully she moved past it after a looooong time.
Mom Just Send Me Back An Image Of My 3 Year Old Brother
I Was Signing For My Permit And My Mom Decided To Get In On The Joke That I'm An Illegal Mexican
I was blessed to have a funny mom. I miss her humor. Fortunately it still lives on in myself and my sister.
I don't know why this is being treated as some kind of "rarity". Funny moms have been around just as much as funny dads. And many times the moms are the funny ones and the dads are not.
Before, only the funny mom's family and friends knew of her jokes. Now with the internet we can all laugh with her and him, cause guys are funny too. so are kids
Load More Replies...My mother died when I was an infant, but was known to have a wicked sense of humor. Best example I ever heard about: My mother is with my father at a Cotillion party and someone asks, "Anne, how did you and Jim meet?" Her reply: "We're first cousins." Backstory: This was in Virginia. Marriage among cousins isn't an unknown, but not the usual in that particular social circle. My mother was born and raised in Rhode Island, so she was the Damned Yankee in a sea of Southerners. What she failed to mention: My mom's parents divorced, and her father married my father's aunt—his mother's sister. So, yes, they were "first cousins"—BY MARRIAGE. Two words she failed to include in her response! Even as a Yankee, my mother was loved by my father's family unconditionally. In a family that never hesitates to speak ill of the dead, I have never heard an unkind word about her. Greatest compliment I have ever received was from a friend of my paternal grandmother's: "You remind me of your mother."
A friend-of-a-friend, who I did actually know but disliked hence FOAF, bought a blow up doll as a prank for someone's stag party. His mother found it, not knowing why he had it, blew it up and left it in his bed with a note reading "I don't think much of your girlfriend..."
My 50ish sis in law was crazy about the Twilight movies. I bought her a cardboard Edward. He attended our gatherings. We should get one of her son who lives in Korea.
#15 is hilarious. Reminds me of this: www.brendan-nyhan.com/blog/2006/06/jim_lehrer_birt.html
I was blessed to have a funny mom. I miss her humor. Fortunately it still lives on in myself and my sister.
I don't know why this is being treated as some kind of "rarity". Funny moms have been around just as much as funny dads. And many times the moms are the funny ones and the dads are not.
Before, only the funny mom's family and friends knew of her jokes. Now with the internet we can all laugh with her and him, cause guys are funny too. so are kids
Load More Replies...My mother died when I was an infant, but was known to have a wicked sense of humor. Best example I ever heard about: My mother is with my father at a Cotillion party and someone asks, "Anne, how did you and Jim meet?" Her reply: "We're first cousins." Backstory: This was in Virginia. Marriage among cousins isn't an unknown, but not the usual in that particular social circle. My mother was born and raised in Rhode Island, so she was the Damned Yankee in a sea of Southerners. What she failed to mention: My mom's parents divorced, and her father married my father's aunt—his mother's sister. So, yes, they were "first cousins"—BY MARRIAGE. Two words she failed to include in her response! Even as a Yankee, my mother was loved by my father's family unconditionally. In a family that never hesitates to speak ill of the dead, I have never heard an unkind word about her. Greatest compliment I have ever received was from a friend of my paternal grandmother's: "You remind me of your mother."
A friend-of-a-friend, who I did actually know but disliked hence FOAF, bought a blow up doll as a prank for someone's stag party. His mother found it, not knowing why he had it, blew it up and left it in his bed with a note reading "I don't think much of your girlfriend..."
My 50ish sis in law was crazy about the Twilight movies. I bought her a cardboard Edward. He attended our gatherings. We should get one of her son who lives in Korea.
#15 is hilarious. Reminds me of this: www.brendan-nyhan.com/blog/2006/06/jim_lehrer_birt.html