You get only so many naming opportunities. Most of them require at least some responsibility, too. But while you can't call your child the Wet Dream or Favorite Mistake, these are fantastic names for a boat. Bored Panda has collected the funniest vessel names from harbors and shores across the Seven Seas, proving that seamen have the best sense of humor. And will demonstrate their wit if an opportunity presents itself. Scroll down for the giggles and upvote your favorites!

#1 A Good Sense Of Humour

A Good Sense Of Humour

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ATTENTIONATOR 3 weeks ago

Max: What kind of music should you listen to while fishing? Nick: Beats me. Max: Something catchy!

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#2 Zombies Can't Swim

Zombies Can't Swim

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Charlotte Brine 3 weeks ago

Definitely my favourite! This is a guy you wanna be friends with!

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#3 A Clever Name For A Racing Sail Boat

A Clever Name For A Racing Sail Boat

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Drew Chandler 3 weeks ago

The next boat over is just called "Cool".

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#4 One Of The Best Named Boats I've Ever Seen

One Of The Best Named Boats I've Ever Seen

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Randy Inbred 3 weeks ago

A boat sailed by a crew of adorable pugs!!? Cute and dangerous!

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#5 Thinking Ahead

Thinking Ahead

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Hans 3 weeks ago

"if you can read this, flip me over"

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#9 When You Ask Your Gf To Name The Boat

When You Ask Your Gf To Name The Boat

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Hans 3 weeks ago

"Thank you, inventive gf. "

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