20+ Clever And Funny Boat Names That Made The Whole Harbor Laugh

The boat naming tradition dates back hundreds of years. In the olden days, sea vessels were named after gods, to ensure their protection from bad luck. And even nowadays, when you pick a name for a new ship, the naming ceremony is exact and complex, so that no unfortunate event would befall the seafarer on its maiden trip. If sailing is more of a recreational activity for you, then ship names might be a bit looser with the rites. Anyways, we highly doubt that Boaty McBoatface is a proper name in asking the gods for good luck, though we must agree that it is a rather funny name.

In the glorious list below we have picked the most dad joke worthy, punny and funny boat names for you to laugh at. While one might not have many such opportunities for naming, and most of them require at least some responsibility, these boat names represent the wittiest captains of the seven seas. Be sure to check the compilation of best boat names below!

#1 A Good Sense Of Humor

A Good Sense Of Humor

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#1 A Good Sense Of Humor

#2 My Neighbors Funny Boat Name

#3 One For The Dad Jokes Collection

#4 One Of The Best Named Boats I've Ever Seen

#5 Thinking Ahead

#6 My Neighbors Boat Name

#7 Titanic II. What More Can You Expect?

#8 I Work At A Marina, And A Pharmacist Brought His Boat In For Inspection

#9 Boat Names Is A Fertile Ground For Best Puns

#10 Funny Boat Names

#11 Siblings Must Own These Boats

#12 Where Are You Honey? In A Meeting, Call You Back

#13 I'm Tired Of Your Bull...

#14 My Dad Named His Boat

#15 I'm Gonna Make Him An Offer He Can't Refuse

#16 You Must Take Your Vitamins

#17 Did You?

#18 It' A Part Of Life

#19 But He Has A Boat

#20 My Dad Coming Up With "Sea Ya" To Name The Boat Was Pretty Clever

#21 It's Time Indeed

#22 When You Tell Everybody You Are Fine

#23 The Most Important Ship

#24 Took A Few Years, But The Boat Finally Has A Name

#25 Saw Two Separately Owned Boats In A Marina, The Harbor Master Didn't Realize What He Had Done Until I Mentioned It

#26 Totally Sober For Sure

#27 We All Make Mistakes, Some May Not Be Mistakes After All

#28 I Can't Afford Illusion

#29 My Friend Just Put The Name On His Boat

#30 I Love Creative Boat Names

#31 Simple But Effective

#32 My Friend's Name Is Grey. This Is What He Named His Boat

#33 "Hey, Was Your Boat Called Something Else Before?"...Nope

#34 Probably One Of The Best Boat Names In Texas

#35 It's Hard To Resist

#36 My Personal Favorite Boat Name

#37 Great Sail Boat

#38 Lets Just Pick Two Random Astronomical Bodies

#39 The Reality After Buying A Boat

#40 But There's A "For Sale" Sign

#41 For All Your... Lady Friends

#42 A Nice Boat Name

#43 Probably Better Than Some Real Therapists

#44 -“Have You Come Up With A Boat Name Yet?” -“Fraid Knot” -“Don’t Worry, You Come Up With A Nautical Joke Eventually”

#45 Liquid Asset

#46 Having Dinner At A Restaurant At The Marina And The Name Of This Boat Struck Me Funny

#47 You Better Get Used To Sleeping In This Boat...

#48 Not Too Bad Indeed

#49 Wasted Sea Men

#50 Hook Those Ships On Me

#51 Boat Naming For The Win

#52 The Boat Has Been Properly Named

#53 This Boat Probably Belongs To A Dad

#54 A Local Artist Hand Paints Boat Names, He Does It For Free If You Let Him Name The Boat. Here Is One Of His Freebies

#55 I Think We Have A Possible Name For Our New Boat

#56 Decided On A Name For My Boat Today

#57 Puntastic

#58 Be There In A Minute

#59 Clever Boat Name

#60 Clever Name For A Fishing Boat

#61 Worth Every Penny For Sure

#62 Named My Boat Today. Thoughts?

#63 Well... At Least He Has A Boat

#64 Knot Stolen

#65 Some Assembly Required

#66 Only In Point Place

#67 The Name Of This Fishing Boat

#68 I Wonder What Tho Owners Of This Boat Look Like

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