If you think that timing, delivery, and tone of speaking are a crucial part of the perfect anecdote, allow us to prove you wrong with these hilariously punny knock-knock jokes. These puppies don't need any refurbishing or particular oratory skill for their delivery, simply because they're as easy as pie with no hidden meanings or clandestine agendas. If you've raised your eyebrows in disbelief while reading this, we dare you to tell a joke or two straight out of this collection to your colleagues - great success is guaranteed!

From simpleton examples such as childish wordplay to a tad bit more complex ones testing the sanity of the listener, we've gathered more knock-knock jokes than you'll ever need.

Now, make sure that you're not eating or drinking anything before scrolling on down since it is very likely that a mouthful will end up on your computer screen after reading what's below. Once you're done laughing - tell us what you think about these inglorious jokes and don't forget to vote for the one you liked the best!

#1

- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Déja.
- Déja who?
- Knock, knock.

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hispanic! at the disco 2 months ago

I chuckled, okay. That's it. I totally didn't laugh like an insane person, I swear.

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#2

- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Spell.
- Spell who?
- W-H-O.

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Luis Milian 3 months ago

I like this on though

#3

- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Cows go.
- Cows go who?
- No, silly. Cows go moo.

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HANS 2 months ago

Maybe it was a cowl.

#4

- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Daisy.
- Daisy who?
- Daisy me rollin', they hatin'

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Tarsha 3 months ago

Hmmm....

#5

- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Doris.
- Doris who?
- The Doris locked, why do you think I'm knocking?

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Laura Zappenduster 2 months ago

haha lol

#6

- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Adore.
- Adore who?
- Adore is between us. Open up!

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Victoria Rey Piuma 3 months ago

Actually snorted my drink out my nose. I love lame jokes

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#7

- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Boo.
- Boo who?
- Gosh, don’t cry it’s just a knock knock joke.

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Laura Zappenduster 2 months ago

haha love that one

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#8

- Knock, knock!
- Who’s there?
- Yah!
- Yah who?
- Well, no thanks, I’m more of a Google person.

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Markéta Podlešáková 3 months ago

Hahaaaa hilarious

#9

- Why did Sally fall off the swing?
- Because she had no arms.
- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Not Sally.

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Withnail 3 months ago

Poor Sally...

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#10

- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Alien.
- Alien who?
- Just how many aliens do you know?

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I'm dark 2 months ago

I know one... My brother

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#11

- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Luke.
- Luke who?
- Luke out the window and find out.

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HANS 2 months ago

Luking good!

#12

- Will you remember me in a day?
- Yes.
- Will you remember me in a week?
- Yes.
- Will you remember me in a month?
- Yes.
- Will you remember me in a year?
- Yes.
- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- You forgot me already!

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#13

- Why did the chicken cross the road?
- To get to the idiot's house.
- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- The chicken.

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seawing*nightwing 2 months ago

Im'a call my brother and tell him JUST THAT

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#14

- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Figs.
- Figs who?
- Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!

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#15

- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Wire.
- Wire who?
- Wire you always asking 'who's there'?

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#16

- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Nobel.
- Nobel who?
- No bell, I knock.

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Sean Reynolds 15 hours ago

we see comerade......

#17

- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Claire.
- Claire who?
- Claire the way, I’m coming through!

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#18

- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Kenya.
- Kenya who?
- Kenya guess who is it?

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#19

- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Ben.
- Ben who?
- Ben knocking on this door all morning, let me in!

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#20

- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Harry.
- Harry who?
- Harry up, it’s cold out here!

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#21

- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Isabell.
- Isabell who?
- Is a bell working?

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#22

- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Ice cream!
- Ice cream who?
- Ice cream if you don't let me in!

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Laura Zappenduster 2 months ago

I only open for ice cream

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#23

- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Jess.
- Jess who?
- Jess let me in.

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#24

- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Mango!
- Mango who?
- Mango to the door and just answer it!

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Sean Reynolds 15 hours ago

what if its a woman?

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#25

- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Voodoo.
- Voodoo who?
- Voodoo you think you are!

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PeachPossum 2 months ago

Reminds me of a song --- Long before David Bowie's Magic Dance there was the 1947 movie The Bachelor and the Bobby-Soxer, starring Cary Grant and 18-year-old Shirley Temple: You remind me of a man. What man? The man with the power. What power? The power of hoodoo. Who do? You do. What? Remind me of a man...

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#26

- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Wooden shoe.
- Wooden shoe who?
- Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?

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#27

- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Utah.
- Utah who?
- Utah one who told me to knock!

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#28

- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Honey bee.
- Honey bee who?
- Honey bee a dear and open up, would you?

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#29

- Knock, knock!
- Who’s there?
- A little boy.
- A little boy who?
- A little boy who can’t reach the doorbell.

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#30

- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Dozen.
- Dozen who?
- Dozen anybody want to let me in?

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#31

- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Fangs.
- Fangs who?
- Fangs for letting me in!

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SykesDaMan 1 month ago

... In advance?

#32

- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Mikey.
- Mikey who?
- Mikey doesn't fit in the keyhole.

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Amanda C 2 months ago

I guess this works for Mikey and My key

#33

- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- From.
- From who?
- Actually, grammatically speaking you should say "from whom."

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#34

- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Nun.
- Nun who?
- Nun of your business!

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Sean Reynolds 15 hours ago

nunya business

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#35

- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Stopwatch.
- Stopwatch who?
- Stopwatcha doin’ and open the damn door.

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Podunkus 2 months ago

😵 (Gasp!) There is no need to swear. 🤐🤡

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#36

- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Venice.
- Venice who?
- Venice your mother coming home?

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#37

- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Ken.
- Ken who?
- Ken I come in?

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#38

- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Noise.
- Noise who?
- Noise to see you!

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seawing*nightwing 2 months ago

Could also work with the last line being: 'LALALALALALALALALALA! See?'

#39

- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Police.
- Police who?
- Police hurry up, it’s chilly outside!

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#40

- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Tank.
- Tank who?
- Your welcome!

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Sara Kate MacFarland 2 months ago

Your're

#41

- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Tennis.
- Tennis who?
- Tennis is five plus five!

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SykesDaMan 2 months ago

I think the "is" shouldn't be there! :)

#42

- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Abe.
- Abe who?
- Abe CDEFJH…

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Alex Newell 2 weeks ago

_G_

#43

- Knock, knock.
- Who's there?
- Iran!
- Iran who?
- Iran over here to tell you this!

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SoCal Dreamer 3 weeks ago

And I raaaaan, I ran so far awaaaaay

#44

- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Candice.
- Candice who?
- Candice door open, or am I stuck out here?

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#45

- Knock, knock.
- Who’s there?
- Alpaca.
- Alpaca who?
- Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!

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Rachna Babuprasad 1 week ago

oui, oui baguette!