The Midwest may not be the most famous part of the United States, but it’s definitely special. The people are friendly, the cuisine is hearty and comforting, and it offers a great mix of vibrant cities and cozy small towns. If you’re from this region, you definitely have high standards for your favorite football team and for the corn that you eat. And if you’re looking for a list that celebrates that good old Midwestern lifestyle, you’ve come to the right place, pandas.
We took a trip to Midwest Vs. The Rest on X and gathered some of their funniest memes below. From hilarious jokes about Midwesterners to painfully accurate observations, we hope you enjoy scrolling through this list. And be sure to upvote the images that you can’t wait to send to your relatives!
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I never thought of that, or you are in Star Trek starship and traveling through space. .
And you literally cannot see anything BUT the blinding snowflakes coming at you.
I find it tiring after a while, its easy to get mesmerized
Load More Replies...No. When I was in high school in Alaska we never had a single snow day, for obvious reasons.
Load More Replies...One Sunday night I got a call. "No school." "No school tomorrow?" "No school this week." (Blizzard of '78.)
I can remember we had too many snow days and had to go to school on Saturdays to make days up.
Load More Replies...I remember President Obama's disbelief when his daughters' school in DC closed because they got a whole quarter inch of snow one day.
That's normal in Ireland. Well, driving is impossible when there's snow on the roads.
Load More Replies...Where I live they still do this but not only on the news but on regular programs also now a days.
This really is the peak Seattle area experience, however the number of inches of snow is probably laughable to Midwesterners: schools regularly close here for half an inch of snow with projected temperatures of 30 degrees Farenheit (barely below the freezing point).
That's when you go outside and every breath you take feels like it's creating icicles in your lungs.
It is when the temps go into the negative when you cannot even stay out side for a minute because it feels like you are on the moon without oxygen.
Load More Replies......and you can't sneak up on ANYBODY in temps like that. Snow is too loud. "Squeak, Squeak, Squeak.."
I don't care if there is no wind and the sun is shining. I am staying inside.
You aren't Midwestern if you don't wear shorts and a hoody on a fine day like thet
Load More Replies...Back in '85, the outdoor portion of Reagan's inauguration was cancelled due to the cold temperatures (7f, -13c). We were up in Vermont cross-country skiing. No wind, sunny, fresh snow on the ground. It was glorious! Cold, but glorious. Mental imagery is not my strong point, but 40 years later, I can still visualize a section of the trail that was like a tunnel made of snow-covered trees.
Now, if you’re not from the United States or you need a refresher, the Midwest is made up of 12 great states: Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Michigan, Minnesota, Missouri, Nebraska, North Dakota, Ohio, South Dakota, and Wisconsin. In total, about one-fifth of the American population lives in this region. And these states provide a whopping 42.8% of the nation's entire agricultural output.
While this region certainly loves its corn and grows plenty of soybeans, wheat, apples, potatoes, and more, it’s full of much more than just farms. The Midwest is home to amazing cities like Chicago, Detroit, Minneapolis, St. Louis, Kansas City, Indianapolis, and Columbus. No matter what you’re looking for, you’re certain to find a place (and some people) that you love in the Midwest.
We once rented a cabin in the mountains of NC that had asphalt driveway and we arrived in the rain. It was too slippery to drive up the driveway.
Load More Replies...Never buy a house on the downside of a hill. Think of water run-off, snow, and ice.
This may not be region-specific, but I think Midwesterners held onto this decorating style longer than any other part of the U.S., if not the world. When I was house-hunting in Minnesota 8 years ago, nearly every interior had these walls, s**g carpet, and heavy brown furniture.
We bought our 1951 built retirement house that had this same paneling in the basement. Painting it all white cheered up the basement 100%.
This was in the formal living/dining room in the house I grew up in, built in 1963.
I love these scales. Like, tell me when my garbage bin will need relocation from another block!
Don't remember which Michigan station does it, but a 'garbage can day' IS forecast.
Load More Replies...Storms ought to be named after small dogs. Imagine the morning news, Storm Kibbles is barrelling down on us at about 10 am
If you’re from a coastal state and you’ve never considered living in (or even visiting) the Midwest, we’d like to explain exactly why this region is so special. When it comes to the best aspects of living in the Midwest, Colonial Van Lines cites the low cost of living. Even Chicago, one of the largest cities in the nation, is 27% less expensive than New York City.
Another reason why so many people love the Midwest is because residents actually get to experience all four seasons. In some other parts of the nation, it might feel like summer year-round, or winter might seem like it lasts almost half the year. Here, you can enjoy crisp autumns, snowy winters, warm summers, and gorgeous springs.
A very concerned government about it's citizen's welfare. I don't think there's a housing problem, homeless problem, or any protests. It's a sure thing ICE isn't going there.
ICE doesn't need a problem to show up. They bring it with them.
Load More Replies...Omg....38 years I have lived in the Midwest and never thought of using my heel once 🤣
Load More Replies...Once again can confirm. I have lived in Kansas around 30 years and the roadwork on Kellogg in Wichita Kansas has never finished
OMG, is it still going? I moved away from Kansas 8 years ago!
Load More Replies...That looks like the M5 motorway here in uk 😂there is ALWAYS traffic cones n road works on some part of it , has been since the day it was opened ,
I thought you've been housebound for years. How do you know what the M5 is like?
Load More Replies...Sign is in Maryland. There's a road in Rockville called Randolph Rd. For the entire 17 years I lived near that road, they were digging up one side, filling it in, then digging up the other side. Thank goodness I don't have to go anywhere near there any more. Sign may be fake, but the reality wasn't.
In Raleigh-Durham-Chapel Hill NC they widen I-40 every few years. "Four lanes ought to be able to handle the traffic." Three years later: "Six lanes ought to be able to handle the traffic." But then the contractor forgot to add water drainage and it all had to be ripped up and redone. Three years later: "Maybe 8 lanes will be able to handle the traffic."
One nice thing about living in the less affluent part of town. You never have to worry about road work or repair being done anywhere close to you.
Now, the Midwestern lifestyle isn’t for everyone. But if you can embrace it, you’re going to love this region. Trips to the Great Lakes can be incredible, and Midwestern terminology is so charming. Locals in this region also love games like cornhole, which are a great way to make friends and get away from screens for a while. And though it may not be the healthiest cuisine, there’s no question that this part of the country has some amazing frozen custard, cheese curds, deep dish pizza, and casseroles.
Sometimes they are massively larger than the bun! Love them.
Load More Replies...The little hole in the wall restaurants are always the best . I'll take a BLT
We had these too in the 80th and 90th in germany (and have only a few left). They've been called "Imbiss" and I can confirm they made the best fast food (before we knew what fast food was)
Those prices are great. Fast food joints charge you like $8 to $10 just for a sandwich anymore.
Loved the curry wurst at the nearby Schnellimbiss when I was stationed in Germany in 79 and 80. With Frites and a Fanta, you had a full meal for about $4 US.
Load More Replies...Right?? Not that I'm complaining about the lack of snow though...
Load More Replies...January 9th, am temps 50+ degrees, January 9th evening temps, mid 20's.
Here, we don't get the 1st picture. I think the lat time was about 20-25 years ago. I've lived in NC for 55 years. The weather has definitely changed.
Pretty norml in eastern ontario canada as well - especially in the winter because you need to dump all that winter clothing somewhere
Load More Replies...We've lived in our house for over 30 years. I have never come home and entered by the front door. Never.
If you love getting outside and enjoying nature, there’s no shortage of places to visit in the Midwest. The Great Lakes have cliffs, waterfalls, beaches, and more. And if you’re interested in seeing forests and the stunning Cuyahoga River, Ohio’s the place to be. There are plenty of places to hike and/or kayak, such as Apostle Islands and the Cuyahoga Valley. And if you want to see incredible rock formations, you can’t miss Garden of the Gods.
Since McDonald's fries are so durable, maybe we need to paved the roads in McDonald's fries.
The sheer carnage would provide the red stuff in lieu of actual ketchup.
Load More Replies...Same! The fries are never properly salted. They seem to put it all on the burgers instead
Load More Replies...I (a New Yorker) actually know what this is! It’s a walking taco.. tho oddly enough the first time I experienced one was at a bat mitzvah in Boca Raton.
What's not to love? You've got a container, add lettuce, tomatos, taco meat, and cheese and you are good to go.
This is actually a Texas thing - chili and cheese in a bag of fritos. You can get them at high school football games and the like. (My Texas grandmother used to make frito pie, which was a casserole with the same ingredients.)
Load More Replies...If you want some true delicious insanity, go to Mexico and try Dorilocos! Doritos with gummy bears, Japansese peanuts, carrot shreds, pickled pig skin, hot sauce.and a few other ingredients I'm forgetting. Sounds horrible but is delish!
Or Rice, Wheat, and Corn Chex with pretzels and cocktail peanuts, baked in a 350 deg oven for 3 20 minute periods.
Perhaps you’re purely a city person, though. We can respect that! Whether you want to see live theatre, experience a bustling nightlife, or catch a concert by your favorite band, Chicago is the place to be. If you’re looking for a smaller city with amazing museums and plenty of trendy coffee shops, hit up Kansas City. And if you want to visit beautiful parks and see awesome architecture, don’t hesitate to make a stop in Detroit.
I visited Boise, Idaho one winter and the city parking spaces available had big piles of snow in them. Well parking per hour was cheap and I had a rental pickup truck, so...
There is a 1 block street which is the side street at the post office. We have a good snow(10-12"), that street is impassable for weeks as that's where all the snow from downtown removal gets piled. Kind of a ceremony, as they then work overnights and 'dump truck' loads to a vacant area.
In, but not of Indiana. Oh, yes - pain. All you need to know about Indiana is that it's the northernmost southern state.
WI has more than cheese...we also have beer. And apparently the distinction of "if registered hunters were considered military, WI would be the second largest in the world."
Don't sell Wisconsin short. You also have bratwurst cooked in beer. I am from Illinois, but I will give you your due.
Load More Replies...Corn...yup 👍 and we've got a cow made out of butter at the state fair.
You don't have to be from Iowa to love a life-size cow sculpted from butter.
Load More Replies...I've thought about moving someplace like the Upper Peninsula. I've changed my mind.
From the view of a 'troll' you can have it. 12" of snow per day for a week...NOPE!
If you’re not from the Midwest, there are some words and phrases that might confuse you when you encounter Midwesterners. For example, did you know that they call soda “pop”? And if they’re getting ready to do something, they might say they’re “fixin’ to” do that. You might also hear a casserole referred to as a “hotdish.” And you may hear phrases like “full as a tick” or “over yonder” when you’re in Midwestern territory.
That cold October wind is nasty when you've just come out of summer. It takes at least a month to thicken the skin for fall and winter.
Thst is about right. Before I retired I had to drive by a housing addition. They h ad a play area by the road. When it became February and it got warm out that play area was packed with kids and parents. They had a parking area that was packed with cars.
The awesome power of a group when it needs something done can't be over-estimated.
When you can use Schapps as a verb. "We Schnapped the car on down the road."
Cheese dip, lil' smokies and the third is a wonderful mystery. If you're lucky some form of mac'n'cheese
After my third crockpot wore out (not counting the one I dropped), I went to an InstaPot. I pull that thing out of the cabinet so often I should just give it a home on the counter.
I'm bringing my homemade from scratch Sloppy Joes with a big pack of hamburger buns and ai expect that crockpot to be empty by the time I go home
crock pots. You make food at home in one of these, carry the whole thing to the pot luck, then plug it in when to keep the food nice and warm
Load More Replies...There are also some fun facts about the Midwest that you might not have heard before. Midwest Wanderer notes on their blog that Colon, Michigan, is known as the Magic Capital of the World. And The Mall of America in Minnesota is the largest mall in the country. And did you know that Ohio has a larger Amish population than any other state?
Here in central lower mid -Mich, it's 'school safety day'. Blows kids minds from Detroit and GR.
You arent a true Midwesterner if that hasn't happened at least once to you
Are you enjoying this celebration of Midwestern culture, pandas? We hope that you’re feeling proud of your region or inspired to visit this part of the country if you’re from somewhere else. Keep upvoting the memes that make you giggle, and if you’re interested in checking out even more Midwestern humor on Bored Panda, look no further than this article!
They (i,e., everyone in the U.P) still plays at least a snippet of the song on Nov 10 at 7pm. Every year. And the song is sometimes know as the Second Canadian National Anthem.
I had the great privilege to sit front row with my Dad and listen to Gordon sing this song on Father's Day 2018.
When I first heard that song I didn't realize it was based on a true wreck until years later.
Now that song will be in my head all day. I do love it, but still....
I hired a snow removal company last year. Great decision! It’s amazing how quickly they can clear my driveway.
One of my neighbors is also one of the snow plow drivers. my road is always plowed.
I'm very lucky and grateful for my neighbor John who does my driveway.
I ain't the sharpest tool, but even I know that discharge chute can be turned downwind...and if you can't, the trajectory can be lowered.
In Seattle, the neighbor with a good quality, steel snow shovel is amazingly popular
There is nothing like watching harvesting machines when it is pitch black out! They seem like fictional monsters come to life.
It takes brute fortitude to get up in the middle of the night to go work a huge field.
Load More Replies...It's like 10 at night, no moon, no light, go to put my wipers down after work, one gets away from me and snaps off. i have a 20 minute drive home and will not make it without the driver wiper. Found that wiper in the dark, in a snowbank, and even though i'm unfamiliar with how this one snaps on, snapped it on by feel, with frozen hands. I have never felt so triumphant.
Fuuuck I forgot to do this. - 14°C (7°F) to night. Really hope I don't need to go anywhere tomorrow.
Just pour boiling water on it(DON'T!!)
Load More Replies...Even here in Maryland, I was taught to do this if the next day was going to be very cold and I had to go out.
I don't understand? We have coats on beds at parties and I live in fricking London.
It's a bit different when the windchill is -20
Load More Replies...Not Los Angeles. The front hall might be crowded with shoes though?😄
Load More Replies...Huge kick out of Lawrence ks being the hometown of the guys in supernatural
Hutchinson's only claim to fame is the time it randomly started blowing up
Load More Replies...I grew up in N Idaho and always hated when it was so cold and snowy during Halloween that I had to cover my costume with a coat.
And you can go outside and not have to check for ticks when you come in.
There may be not method to our madness, but there's plenty of m**h.
I was into historical diaries and journals for a while. The ones in Ireland had few entries from November until the booze ran out, then picked back up in late winter as life came back into focus. Note - I'm pretty sure other cultures also pass the time as such.
My face would be a 🙂when there is no snow and a 🙁 when there is snow.
Have to agree. Snow makes such a mess. Then they salt and you track in salty snow and man more mess.
Load More Replies...I would like to take a road trip up around Michigan side of Michigan lake to visit some of the lighthouses.
It's always baffled me that some religious groups use the lighthouse as a symbol. We invented them to warn folks away from dangerous shoals and prevent tragedy.
If you have ever stood on the bank of any of the Great Lakes you would think it was the ocean.
I currently live in a small town in southeast Iowa. We have less than 100 people in our "town". We have a school (K-8th grade). Of the dozen or so businesses in town, none of them are open to the general public. No retail businesses. Closest gas station is 14 miles away, closest McDonald's or Walmart is 16 miles away. My closest neighbor is over a mile away, and I wouldn't have it any other way.
Actually small towns are arre roomy than cities. They have more spaces between houses. Unless you live in a housing addition. But one thing about small towns, there is not a whole lot of things to do in them. If you like to go to plays, theaters, museums and things like these you are going to need to drive to a city to do these activities.
Same if you want to shop anywhere other than Walmart or the hardware store.
Load More Replies...In bed you only spend 1/3 of a day, sleeping. In a city you can do much more with the rest of your day - more job opportunities, more ways to spend your money, more events for free. I was growing up in a small town an I hated it, I couldn't do anything without my parents driving me to places.
Again, I am amazed that the little town towns I go through in France always seem to be able to patch up their roads relatively quickly, when in the US the roads were ALWAYS torn up, or when they were fixed they weren't much better or didn't last long. This may have to do with there being worse weather in the US, however, as southwest France's weather is very moderate.
It’s definitely because of the winter weather in the Midwest. Not only do road surfaces expand and contract with temperature extremes, but in the snow you need to make the roads passable so there’s damage from the snow plows.
Load More Replies...I personally have seen three different people wake up while driving over the border to say, "Are we in Illinois?" BapBAM BapBAM BapBAM "What do you think?"
Funny, a lot of roads in Phoenix look like this. Some places are almost more patch than road.
If it is 2 degrees outside, I am staying in inside wrapped in a blanket sitting in my recliner with the TV on even if the sun is shining outside.
You aren't a real Midwesterner if you aren't wearing shorts on a fine day like that
Load More Replies...What sun? I grew up in Buffalo and the winter and the sun do not interact.
It gets 32 degrees and sunny we are pleased as we KNOW stuff will be melting.
In Indiana we always had to get in "Hoosier mama" and then laugh like an idiot.
This is the second time Indiana is put down. What is so wrong with Indiana?
Load More Replies...Nope. I'm a Midwesterner, but not an idiot. Well, not complete idiot anyway
I live in Massachusetts not the Midwest but northern and I wear shorts unless it’s single digits
Every fall on the college campus, we'd see couples holding hands, one in shorts and flip flops, the other in a head to toe parka. Love finds a way (through the sleeve, I guess).
Conversely, it's 100 degrees out and some dude is walking around in shorts with a long sleeved black hoodie. Hood up.
There are days I would have sworn that someone had to have watered the parking lot all night for it to be that icy and treacherous.
Looks a little bit like an amorphous crystal. Probably for the same reasons.
Slush covers it pretty well: Snowy, Liquidy, Unsteady, Slippery, Harrowing.
Load More Replies...My favorite winter fun is when I would be in my best dress clothes and dress shoes and step out of my car into ten inches of slush.
Isn't Hidden Valley no.1? It's certainly my favourite.
Load More Replies...They left out the dry packets of ranch you mix at home, with sour cream and mayo and milk. My favorite brand is Uncle Dan's, an Idaho product that doesn't have bioengineered foods in it
Homemade is infinitely better, healthier, and not hard to make. I have a great recipe if anyone is interested.
69. because my husband never left his teen years.
Load More Replies...That... is exactly what my thermostat is set to at this exact moment lol
That is to cold for me. The minimum I keep my thermostat on is 70 degrees.
I'm in the UK ours is anywhere from 17.5 - 20 degrees centigrade - 63.5 - 68 F.
Always goes 1 of 2 ways. Either everyone stares like you are an outsider or everyone says 'sup
Load More Replies...How many broken backs are incurred when they come out drunk and slip on the snow covered steps?
Until there are, and then it seems like they are as packed as heavily as that snow is.
True! Except they skip Montana, Wyoming, Utah, and Idaho too.
One of the benefits of Soaring Eagle Casino. LOTS of good acts perform there. Steely Dan (RIP Walter), Lewis Black, etc..
It's funny that this whole Midwest thing excludes Colorado and parts of Texas. If you live in the US with vast plains, your weather and culture is midwest
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I always thought the American Midwest was Oregon or something. Like the middle (n/s) of the west. How is this called Midwest?
Dude! Look at a MAP! Oregon is on the West Coast! 🙄. "Midwest" is, basically, midwest of the east coast. I grew up in Mich, btw.
Load More Replies...I always thought the American Midwest was Oregon or something. Like the middle (n/s) of the west. How is this called Midwest?
Dude! Look at a MAP! Oregon is on the West Coast! 🙄. "Midwest" is, basically, midwest of the east coast. I grew up in Mich, btw.
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