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What makes a funny Instagram meme? Is it the image that must be perfect or the beautiful wording of the text that really makes it shine? Perhaps how niche the subject matter is?
Whatever you think makes a memorable meme, we think we’ve got some down below that you’ll enjoy. We’ve taken a trip to the Memes.com Instagram page, which shares (you guessed it!) memes about anything and everything. Enjoy scrolling through these hilarious posts that will hopefully make you chuckle, and be sure to upvote the funny memes from Instagram you’ll be sharing with your friends!
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#1
Shyla Bouche 2 years ago
Did you plant them by the sea, or just any old body of water?
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Old Roadie 2 years ago
FYI: drunk squirrels are just like some drunk humans: funny, playful, and driven by the need to prove their athleticism. Then, they fight. Visualize tipsy squirrels trying to run? Climb a tree? They knocked over a beer on my campsite picnic table, which soaked some bread and chips. After eating those, their party started ...they fell off table, took mighty leaps and missed their tree ...forgot to *grab the tree and did full body slam into it... staggered around ...tried to get back on table to get more of that beer soaked goodness... chattered at the ones still on the table, and it looked like they were yelling 'pass the chips, mate!' That's the scene I walked into after a swim.
Bloodyklaws 2 years ago
Next morning wakes up, marries the cow and 9 months later a Trump is born
Natalie H 2 years ago
That’s an insult to all pigs and cows!! Trumpty Dumpty came from his mother’s b******e. He inherited her scary hair.
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Kobe (she) 2 years ago
Maybe it was a domestic one, or don't you have them either? ( genuine question - European here).
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#3
Shyla Bouche 2 years ago
This church built an animal rescue reserve. Tourists were welcome. A man came in wanting to take pictures of bears. He asked the receptionist if it were safe to walk among the animals. The receptionist assured the man it was safe. All the animals were Christians. So the guy took his hiking gear and camera, and hit a grizzly bear trail. He gets some nice long-range shots in, and decides to move in closer. The bear notices, and goes after the guy. Startled and scared, the guy starts running, and the bear chases him. The guy's not in good shape, and he's huffing and puffing fit to blow a house down (but that's another story). Sweat gets into the guy's eyes as he's running, and he trips over a piece of deadwood. The bear comes in. The guy is stuck. He can't untangle his foot. Desperate, he says, "You can't eat me! You're supposed to be a Christian!" The bear drops to its back knees when it reaches the guy, puts its front paws together, and says, " Oh Lord, for this meal I'm about to receive, I thank Thee."
LokisLilButterknife 2 years ago (edited)
#organicmeat #dinnertime #animalseatingtastyhumans #tastelikechicken #makeveganscry #kingofthejungle #foodporn
Memes.com defines a meme as “an idea, behavior, or style that spreads from person to person within a culture—often with the aim of conveying a particular phenomenon, theme, or meaning represented by the meme.” And as we all know, over the past decade or two, funny Instagram memes have become an integral part of internet culture. We share them with our friends, we use them to make light of stress- and anxiety-inducing events such as the pandemic, we use them to comment on politics, promote social justice, and much more. Instagram memes come in all shapes, sizes and flavors, so you’re sure to find something you like!
Memes.com serves the largest meme community in the world, with over 7 million followers on Instagram and plenty on their own site as well, and is proud to be able to share these funny memes and jokes that mean so much to them. “We at Memes believe that the cultural representation of our time will be expressed through the memes we’ve shared,” the team shares on their site. “As we look to the cave paintings or the hieroglyphics of ancient Egypt to understand the past, we will one day look to the memes of now to understand what our culture was today. Memes are how we express ourselves. Our ideas. Our passions. Our beliefs.”
#4
Red Wyvern Emperor 2 years ago (edited)
It's supposed to be that he hold onto the vine with his armpit and legs, but now I cannot unsee this. XD
LokisLilButterknife 2 years ago
I'm shocked that BoredPanda didn't put a giant censor bar over Tarzan's buttcrack.
QuirkyKittyGirl 2 years ago
Do you think we could get Brendan Fraser to revisit his Tarzan days and do this? Totally asking for a friend.
Erjenn Rejano 2 years ago
He was George of the Jungle, a Parody. Tony Goldwyn, President Fitz Grant himself, voiced Tarzan in the Disney movie
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Lyop 2 years ago
But...hear me out...at the bottom right corner, we can see that he could have been gripping the vine with his toes..
Ba-Na-Na 2 years ago
And on his right leg, it looks like a vine around his leg, that didn’t get coloured in… *sigh of relief* childhood is saved!
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#5
Mario Strada 2 years ago
Do you know how I knew? None of the "spectator" were holding their phones up high.
Jared Robinson 2 years ago
Whoever took this picture is a far far far braver person than I am. One accident and your are part of the combine in the slowest worst way possible. this is a night mare for me. Thanks BP
#6
QuirkyKittyGirl 2 years ago
That would be me. I can’t tuck the sheets and/or blankets in, or I wake up entirely wrapped in them, fighting for air as they squeeze me like a python.
Jay Son 2 years ago
I typically also have my hands folded on my chest lol
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MaximumKarmaSaint 2 years ago (edited)
I roll around my bed in my sleep like a pinball, where's that option?
Nezuko_Chan 2 years ago
Once I fell asleep in one position woke up with my hand in my sock (next to my foot) and on the other side of the bed
Elspeth_Marple 2 years ago
Yep, because when one goes numb you have to switch.
Load More Replies...Although we associate funny Instagram memes with images that we share online nowadays, according to Alexis Benveniste at The New York Times, some linguists argue that humans have actually been communicating with memes for centuries. If you consider a meme to be a “self-replicating chunk of information” that can be shared, spread, and slightly altered over time, you could say that memes have been around much longer than you and I have been here. We repeat jokes and tell tales countless times, and inevitably, they have their own lives where they shift and transform into new memes, too. Memes are all around us!
The word meme itself has experienced a semantic shift over time, too, Benveniste explains. It has actually been used 60 times in the New York Times Crossword since the puzzle began being printed in the 1940s, but today, of course, we use it to refer to these silly photos we share online. “Memes and their meanings are co-constructed by multiple users in a social context,” Jennifer Nycz, an associate professor and director of undergraduate studies at Georgetown University’s Department of Linguistics, told the New York Times. “This is really no different from any other process of communication or knowledge creation. It’s just especially salient in the case of memes because people explicitly construct them and then post them to the world for commentary.”
#7
Amy Singleton 2 years ago
I asked a friend to come to my funeral in a black trench coat , black hat...holding an umbrella, to answer his phone during my funeral and say...." it's done". In a maniacal tone. Lol! F-ing hilarious. I hope he keeps his promise and does it.
Loverboy 2 years ago
I want a few people to stand off in the distance in dark suits and shades while holding an umbrella and talking into an ear piece so people think I was involved in some crazy s**t.
the_harbringer_of_doom[s/t/h] 2 years ago
ill do it i already have the shades , suit, and umbrella
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Pink Princess 2 years ago
At my funeral I want them to play no body no crime to stir up some drama
VonBlade 2 years ago
My Dad has long hired a young model to sit in some inappropriate, but black, clothing at the back of the church and dab her eyes occasionally making everyone think he had a double life. I admire the genius and it makes me laugh to think of.
Azolane 2 years ago
I actually crashed a funeral once thinking it was a mass at church. I was wearing all black that day and everyone started looking at me wondering who the young woman was, popping up uninvited to this old dude's funeral. Years later I still wonder if the family got into an argument after that.
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Sue Lynn Chan 2 years ago
I kinda want to ask them to put ‘psycho killer!’ Or ‘ somebody watching me’.
Kristie Jones 2 years ago
I’m sure everyone reading this will do it and I can’t figure out of that ruins the joke or makes it better.
#8
Loverboy 2 years ago
You seem to misunderstand, that's actually the captain of the police department who came to personally assure the victime was taken care of. He should be honored.
QuirkyKittyGirl 2 years ago
The cats just softening him up for interrogation. False sense of security and the like.
#9
Loverboy 2 years ago
I was in a coma for 12 years until one day, my little cousin visiting me at the hospital decided to play his music. That was just what I needed to wake up and throw the phone out the f*****g window.
Emmydearest 2 years ago
You had the opportunity to say 'yeet' snd you chose 'throw' and you disappointed me.
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Chexmy Licks🇯🇵 2 years ago
why does so many people hate him? im asking because idk him but ive heard of him
les 2 years ago
hr did an influencer vid where he went to a place in japan that is a suicide spot, just so he could film some hanging corpses for youtube likes, makes fun of the disabled and is just a generaly unlikable guy making money by showing pre teens inappropriate s**t
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When it comes to why we love these Instagram funny memes so much, Saint Hoax, who runs an incredibly successful meme page on Instagram, told the New York Times, “Memes are basically editorial cartoons for the internet age. The power of a meme lies in its transmissibility and unique knack for being cross-cultural.” We can turn memes into literally anything, and their messages can be spread instantly online. Sharing and retweeting has never been easier, and funny memes on Instagram allow us to connect to others around the world in the blink of an eye.
#10
Sue Denham 2 years ago
Also: I'll wait until Grandma comes to visit before I ask mummy what that means.
Bruce Horton 2 years ago (edited)
True story, when my daughter was about four and my mother picked her up from daycare, my daughter comes out with "grandma, daddy says f**k in the car". The best part was the grin on my mother's face when she told me.
Julie Ann Al buzbeba 2 years ago
At the end of one of my favorite daily morning radio talk shows....it ends with a playing of people saying PENIS! PENIS! PENIS!... My 3 yr old son for the next 5 minutes....PENUS! WENIS! PENIS!
Stephanie Did It 2 years ago
Fun fact! Wenis or weenus is the word for the loose skin at the point of your elbow. Bonus points to your son for naming 2 body parts!
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#11
Loverboy 2 years ago
Simply untrue. It's because I don't recycle every little thing and I don't take the bus and my light was on for an extra minute.
LadyKing 2 years ago
I have to hold my hands up in this too. I had a 5 minute shower instead of a 4 minute. I’m so ashamed
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Oerff On Tour 2 years ago
This is just the little plane that carries his entourage. The billionaire arrives a little (fashionably) late in his private spaceship.
Esist Nosrep 2 years ago
You are the carbon footprint they want to eliminate. Eat your bugs own nothing and be happy
Toni-Marie Terry 2 years ago (edited)
Notice, only now we’ve begun moving toward electric, because they’ve figured out how to sell us a subscription to use our own vehicles. Every good idea is tainted by greed.
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Aw, shoot. That ain't nuthin but a puddle-jumper. The "big boy jet" looks more like a cruise ship with wings. It's got an Olympic-sized swimming pool with both platform and springboard diving, four each of tennis, racquetball, basketball, and volleyball courts, a five star restaurant, two cafés and a Barista, a juice bar, an eight hole golf course, a zoo, a rodeo, a library, and a helipad.
Moezzzz 2 years ago
I giggled at "puddle jumper". Not sure where you're from, but in Louisiana that's what we called those little planes that flew over fields to spread insecticides.
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Michelle Reynolds 2 years ago
OMG I recycle EVERYTHING, I conserve energy, use solar, everything I can do and then these f'ing celebrities, politicians and anyone else with millions to waste undo all of the work I've done. :(
#12
Will Cable 2 years ago
"Select the square containing a tree" so I make sure I click on one that doesn't, rumour is it is being used for AI reasons, so screw AI
According to Helen Brown at the BBC, Instagram memes can also be incredibly powerful as far as spreading important messages. They don’t have to be just fun and games; memes have also been used to further social justice movements online, such as #MeToo, critique politicians, and point out atrocities such as Putin’s war in Ukraine. In fact, the Ukrainian government even published memes on their official Twitter account prior to Russia’s attack to gain support. Instagram memes can be lighthearted and fun, but like good jokes, they can also have a grain of truth behind them and cause readers to contemplate important issues.
#13
Saint Tim the Godless 2 years ago
We'll all be driving Ubers in our 80s at 6am anyway, so we can afford our daily ration of Soylent.
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Kipper 2 years ago
One of those retired "boomers" here......I do not shop on the weekend, I do not use the laundry room on the weekend and I do my grocery shopping at a time when workers are at work. I sleep in every morning because my days of getting out of bed before 8am are long over......just because a person is retired does not mean they are decrepit, senile, slow or useless. Thank you!
Old Roadie 2 years ago
Tell me your secret!! Have given up all hope on sleeping past 0400.
Load More Replies... Red Wyvern Emperor 2 years ago
Given our government, I will still have years to work after I die. XD
Fiat Panda 🇮🇹 2 years ago
It’s fat men on Vespas where we live. Love to stop suddenly in the middle of the road to yell out to a friend to say CIAO ! :) :) :)
Melissa Hammond 2 years ago
Revenge is sweet! Take that, you Gen X, GenZ, and Millennial f*cks! Bwahahaha! Oop. Stress incontinence. Or is it.. Karma?
#14
The happy frog 2 years ago
I try and treat people with as much happy as I can but sometimes just sometimes I get mad and I snap at them and they look at me in confusion like “I’ve just been lecturing you for ages on how I’m right you’re wrong and I got mad at you for answering a question I asked…. And you have the nerve to snap at me when I’ve done nothing wrong?” I want to be like a frog, have a smile at all times and spread smiles to all that see me but some people make that very, very hard to do.
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Old Roadie 2 years ago
Nurture Peace has been my mantra for decades... however ... ahem. Let's just say I'm still surprised by the number of people who argue, downvote, threaten, slander, and degrade other human beings over differing opinions. Ugh.
Queen Of The Sea 2 years ago
I get called arrogant and self conceited the last time i did this
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As you might expect, we’re also more likely to share funny memes and jokes that align with our political ideologies, Brown writes for the BBC. Digital activism has become increasingly popular, and memes on Moroccan Facebook pages have even inspired subversive political discussions about their monarchy. “Protestors are taking internet meme culture back onto the streets in an attempt to use the humor and imagery they have honed on social media to drive their point home,” Brown writes. Memes have even been plastered across picket signs in Myanmar and in Women’s Marches in the United States.
#16
Anikulapo 2 years ago
Sharks before they’re even born: “who’s that fakker next to me? Whatever - Im hungry.”
a.very.confuzzled.chicken. 2 years ago
i just understood ur comment💀💀 i did a full a*s double take
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Jessica Bertram 2 years ago
the difference between precocial and altricial offspring. also, poor turtlets.
Nezuko_Chan 2 years ago
Sharks before even being laid: shoot shoot shoot shoot I GOTTA GET OUTT HERE
Kofi Leeto 2 years ago
tough life, run to the water or become lunch... same with antelopse in savannah, Babby zebra has 20 minutes to get on its feet and run.....keep up with adults
#17
Strawberry Pizza 2 years ago
https://www.collectorsweekly.com/articles/everything-you-know-about-corsets-is-false/
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Bloodyklaws 2 years ago
Thats what I was trying to get at. It looks staged
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Jen M 2 years ago
Skillz needed in society for sure: cutting off heads while cycling, and riding a bike in a floor length gown without getting said gown all caught up in the gears.
Old Roadie 2 years ago
Right? I've had to climb scaffolding and work stage lights in floor length skirts because employee was no show. Broke me of wearing pencil skirts. 😑
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Esme Weatherwax 2 years ago
This is why the British drive on the left - it leaves the sword arm free.
#18
Elliot “El” Newell 2 years ago
You know, this is actually because you have a small passage way in your nose to drain snot and mucus when you are stuffed up to make sure it is only ever in one nostril so you can breath. If you have a lot in one nostril and roll over you can feel it drain slowly to the other one.
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Visitor 2 years ago
Nostrils cycle normally, with one predominantly more open and dilated. They switch on their own in this normal cycle. Weird, huh?
Anikulapo 2 years ago
I’m told it’s to do with the mucous membrane. You don’t want to keep your mouth open all night, and you don’t want the nostril open 24/7 either.
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TEDDEHBEAR!!!! 2 years ago
This is a biological action that alters nostrils approximately every six hours whether you are awake or a sleep. Its believed that it is to keep the nasal membranes moist.
Benita Valdez 2 years ago
And if you turn your head thinking it could help clear it they just reverse order
Melissa Hammond 2 years ago
Did you know we always favor breathing more from one nostril, doing 75% of our breathing from it? Hope that's not the one that swelled shut on you when you laid down to sleep. G'nite!
If you’re wondering what makes a great Instagram meme, Andrea Garza at The University of British Columbia wrote an article diving into what makes for brilliant, viral content. Dr Sandrine Han, a visual arts and visual literacy professor whose focus is on virtual worlds, noted that “The relationship between text and imagery in memes is something very interesting. It should be relevant, but it shouldn’t be exactly the same.” So, choosing the perfect image to convey your message while also coming up with a brilliantly witty caption is important. Don’t be too on the nose!
#19
Bloodyklaws 2 years ago
I hope thats bird droppings by the badge…otherwise it’s going to be an awkward convo at the car wash…
Bobby 2 years ago
I thought this looked like a fun night, until I remembered how much people can suck. Now I hope this was a fun night and not a bad night
Jessica Bertram 2 years ago
thank you for saying this. SA is no fun. but pretty sure this was staged, based on the fact that these prints aren't smeared in any way.
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#20
VonBlade 2 years ago
He'd get a yes from me and I'm not the right gender for him
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Bobby 2 years ago
You didn't need to give me more reasons to be attracted to him...
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Julie Ann Al buzbeba 2 years ago
Anyone would say yes if Henry asked them out....don't lie...you know you would
Ba-Na-Na 2 years ago
We’ve got the vapours *fans faces erratically with an ostentatious fan*
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Billy Harrelson 2 years ago
My in-laws decided to buy a smart tv after getting the internet. Set everything up, deleted all the premium stuff and downloaded the free stuff (like PlutoTV). Explained in detail how to watch live tv to my father-in-law. Walked him through it several times. Had him demonstrate how he would get to live tv several times. Walk out the door and get in the car, he comes running out "hey I went to live tv and a bunch of writing came up". Because it's a Roku tv, on the left side there's an option for live tv and he kept clicking that. After three days of him calling and saying he couldn't get to live tv without writing coming up, I went out and bought him a voice remote so he could just tell the tv what to do.
Trophy Husband 2 years ago
What you need is an apple fanatic in the family. My mom can't ask me for help anymore because I don't want to know anything about that.
𝕜𝕣𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕟ᴛʜᴇ𝕜𝕚𝕕𝕕 2 years ago
My mom has an iphone and I have an Android. My sister has an iphone. My mom calls me for help with her phone. Never calls my sister. 🤣
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“[The] image needs to be bold, needs to be clear,” Han added, explaining what makes a wonderful meme. “When you see the image, you know the intention.” Some meme experts who weighed in also said that controversial and edgy Instagram memes tend to do well, too. And while you want to jump onto trends while they’re hot, be careful not to fall too far behind. “Really good quality memes are ones that tap into inside jokes really early on,” Luc Briede-Cooper says. He recommends participating in popular meme trends you spot immediately, just “in a different format, to create this inside joke … that you only understand if you have seen the original source.”
#22
Snake Queen 2 years ago
Or hide it in between the clothes on a clothes rack at a store and watch until chaos ensues
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Sonia Ward 2 years ago
Hmm..it's still turning my stomach looking at it. God knows what a tiara would do to me.
April Pickett 2 years ago
That is one of the funniest things I've ever read in my life. I have tears in my eyes because I laughed so hard. Thank you.
#23
Christy Prater 2 years ago
Awww why did you get downvoted? You were just giving your opinion. (That I absolutely agree with!) Here's an upvote from me!
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meepmeep 2 years ago
Big Bang Theory and Barney on How I Met Your Mother - too many sex jokes. I don't mind sex jokes, but that is all there was. They could have been good with more rounded-out characters. HIMYM had that without the Barney factor
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Lauren S 2 years ago
Can I confess that I absolutely love Friends? I have all 10 seasons on DVD. I also have a trivia game that no one can beat me at. I actually hate watching it on TV because they cut lines out and I know it so well that I notice. I didn’t know this was so uncool! But I’m not sure I care. I still love it.
meepmeep 2 years ago
It's not cool to dislike Friends and it's not uncool to like it, so you don't have to "confess" lol. A show doesn't have to be hilarious to be good, and most sitcoms aren't. If it's not your thing otherwise, cool - if it is, awesome. Even with feeling like Ross's character was written really poorly, and not really liking Phoebe's character, I still love it
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Em 2 years ago
It's moderately entertaining to watch in a hotel room in the middle of the night.
OmBoyGanesh 2 years ago (edited)
“Moderately” is pushing it for me. I’d have to go with “vaguely.” Then, I’ve never actually made it through an entire episode. Same with the one with the cradle-robbing comedian somehow impresses people with his banal, hackneyed observational humor. Steinbaum, Steinfeld. Something like that. And, no, I never wondered why…
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#24
Kanakkokate_IXLily_C013 2 years ago
Exactly,it used to be used earlier after independence.But now a days the literary rate has increased so these have reduced in numbers.
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The Original Bruno 2 years ago
I'm from the '70's. "Aaaaaayyyy" and "Nanu nanu." Hitchhiker's thumb, ha! You owe me an impossible probability drive.
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If you’re looking to make some funny Instagram memes of your own pandas, there are plenty of generator sites and resources online. Plus, editing photos is easier now than it has ever been before! But I would recommend spending some time on Twitter or Reddit first to find out which memes are trending, as they seem to go in and out of style every single day. Remember when Pepe, Bad Luck Brian and Philosoraptor were going viral? Yeah, I barely do either!
#25
General Anaesthesia 2 years ago (edited)
You think you could be the father? :)
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Angi 2 years ago
Guy on the left is wondering what the hell he got himself into with the crazy white people.
Robin Bautista 2 years ago
I think that means the baby is the black man's. LOL hence the look on his face. He's thinking, should I run now or later?
#26
Kristi White 2 years ago
Where's the explanation for this? All 499 of my Google tabs are open and I can't close one to Google any new information...because I need them. All. End of story. Say I'm wrong.
Fly_Agaric_Frog 🇺🇦 2 years ago
Why does that always happen. It's just that feeling that's like (swirly look inside eyes) (ethereal feeling of travelling to another dimension) "Ok time to go to bed before I travel to another dimension!"
DadManBlues 2 years ago
Oh I liked it so much. I tried to paint the shapes I see (w/o any painting talent, tbh) but I'm afraid I'd kill my retina or stg. so I stopped pushing my eyes.
Melissa Hammond 2 years ago
Sometimes, knowing I can do that, is the only reason I'll get out of bed in the morning.
#27
Wintermute 2 years ago
For reference, we're currently transitioning from book 3 to book 4.
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David Paterson 2 years ago
Everybody should read Gibbon's "decline and fall of the Roman empire". Or just watch gibbons.
Melissa Hammond 2 years ago
Oh dear. "Those who don't take a lesson from history, are destined to repeat it." Welp. We're doomed.
It’s hard to find things we all agree on nowadays, but I think it’s safe to say that everybody loves a funny meme from Instagram! We hope these pics have brought a little bit of joy to your days, pandas, and keep upvoting the ones you find most relatable! Then, if you’re interested in checking out another hilarious Bored Panda list full of memes from your dreams, we recommend clicking right here!
#28
Melissa Hammond 2 years ago
That Bat Light they use to call him, is d*mned powerful. It's like a tanning lamp.
#29
Melissa Hammond 2 years ago
He can't kill you, if you kill him first! See? Don't Worry, Be Happy!
#30
censorshipsucks 2 years ago
Informal survey. I am trying to establish if there's a gender thing about snacking during the night. I have a theory it's female-dominated. Please do not downvote, just vote. Put F if you are a woman and snack during the night. Put M if you are a man and snack during the night. Put N if you are neither man nor woman but snack during the night. Put ¯\_(ツ )_/¯ if you don't care or do not snack during the night. Thanks.
Natalie H 2 years ago
F. But only if there’s something chocolatey to snack on, like brownies or fudge.
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“Who needs food at a time like this? I’m just tryin to settle this belly full of booze”
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Trophy Husband 2 years ago (edited)
Well, we're not assuming square chickens here... If you get that, you might be an engineer!
Alex Boyd 2 years ago
I was thinking she must live on the farm with the spherical cow.
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Rodney McKay 2 years ago
Meh. This is what you like when they inflate your abdomen for laparoscopic surgery. (Don't believe me? Look it up.)
#32
David Paterson 2 years ago
Nah, the older you get the more you understand the elder Steptoe, and Alf Garnett from "til death us do part'". If you don't know what I mean then you're still a spring chicken.
Stephanie Did It 2 years ago
American versions of these shows were Sanford & Son and All in the Family, but I don't think I ever want to resemble Fred Sanford or Archie Bunker! 1970s standards!
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Living Example 2 years ago
I wish I was as spry and fun-loving as The Squid. The guy is unstoppable, All energy all the time! A true inspiration.
𝕜𝕣𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕟ᴛʜᴇ𝕜𝕚𝕕𝕕 2 years ago (edited)
I've always closely related to Squidward, and I was 10 when SpongeBob SquarePants first aired
#33
Loverboy 2 years ago
S**t I'd settle for a few thousand, I'm not picky as long as it's not counterfeit
Cam Young 2 years ago
If it don't make dollars, then it doesn't make cents.
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somnomania 2 years ago
just $100k would be fantastic, we could get all our home repair stuff done and be a bit more comfortable
New Everywhere 2 years ago
Don't need a billion, just give me 2 million and the job I have now part-time. You'd swear I was a queen
#34
Loverboy 2 years ago
Honestly Satan seems pretty chill. Humans make their own decisions, maybe he tempt us but ultimately it's still our decision. God killed a few kids because they made fun of a bald man.
Bobby 2 years ago (edited)
I mostly post this hoping someone else read it and tells me the title... I read a book once where the devil was the good guy and made a bet with God. Everyone lives up to a certain model then God let's everyone live in paradise. Satan puts out what that model is, but God convinces everyone to do elsewise by manipulating the Bible. At least that's what I remember 15 years after reading the thing
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TotallyNOTaFox 2 years ago (edited)
Satan believes in free will, free choices, punishes evil people and has a Goat fursona... doesn't sound that evil
Sperenity 2 years ago (edited)
Untrue. God gave us free will; we choose to listen to God or to satan (Ezek. 18:30-32). There would be no love without choice. In hell, souls are tormented forever.
Load More Replies... meepmeep 2 years ago
If you believe Revelations . . . oh wait, that's god too
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Dave In MD 2 years ago
Think about it. Satan's job is to punish sinners. Doesn't that make him a good guy?
Bloodyklaws 2 years ago
He didn’t even kill them he just made it so they could kill themselves. I do love these fairy tales
Jenna 2 years ago
Hi yea I’m a Christian and let me tell you that the Bible is not a fairy tail. I worship My God because I know and can see how he has changed my life and others through HIS word the Bible. Now Satan brings death and lies and evil and God did not make us to be evil and full of sin. So God saw what the people have done to themselves and yes he kills them bc he knows that they have no hope and that either way they will make it into the gate of Hell for eternal suffering. So it is completely up to you whether to believe in these “fairy tales” but I believe one day we are all going to die and be put infront of God and he will say one of two things welcome home my child well done or get away from me you evil doer I never knew you (and get sentenced to eternal life in Hell) and idk Abt you but I will def choose God and life over suffering and death.
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José Manuel López Álvarez 2 years ago
So, God creates people in his image. An angel gets banished for disagreeing with God, so he goes and proves to God that humans are bad. Then it turns out that he was right, but God blames the angel. Later, That same angel punishes bad humans for eternity that were created by God.
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David Paterson 2 years ago
I always close my eyes when I need to concentrate. It frightens my passengers a bit.
Isaac Harvey 2 years ago
Fortunately, if a certain sequence of events occur, odds are that no one will remember.
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CanadianDimes 2 years ago
I don't know why people think this is so weird. You decrease unnecessary sensory input so you can concentrate better.
Upstaged75 2 years ago
The sound of the music is distracting when you're trying to concentrate.
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Love it on the ghost shows. Listen- did you smell that. Look- can you feel how cold it is.
Noyfb noyfb 2 years ago
And slowwwww down as you drive around the parking lot. Yeah, that makes spaces appear …
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Phoebe Bean 2 years ago
...ain't nothin' but a heartache...tell me whyyyy ai'nt nothin' but a mistakeeee
Nacho Man Sandy Ravage 2 years ago
Tell me why I never wanna hear you sayyyyyy, IIIIIII want it thaaaaaat wayyyyyyy
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freakingbee is going offline 2 years ago
they have a song with those lyrics
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QuirkyKittyGirl 2 years ago
Oh, my dear sweet children. It’s not the size of the ship that matters. It’s the ability of the Captain to keep it in port until all passengers have disembarked.
Michelle Reynolds 2 years ago
It's not the size of the rise that satisfies. It's the throb of the k**b that does the job!
meepmeep 2 years ago
I had to figure out the word k**b like a crossword puzzle. Literally: honey, what's a 4-letter word for d**k or p****s that starts with L and ends with B?
Load More Replies... DadManBlues 2 years ago
The sex rodeo: tell your wife how much your girlfriend likes that position then try to stay on her for at least 10 seconds.
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Jude Corrigan 2 years ago (edited)
A guy photoshops selfies from history. Guy on the left.
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No the guy on the left photoshops himself in selfies from history.
Load More Replies... QuirkyKittyGirl 2 years ago
The sapiosexual in me totally approves of this comment.
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Loverboy 2 years ago
Fight me, but babies in their first few weeks look absolutely nothing like their parents.
XanthippeⓐWulf🇨🇦️️🇬🇧 2 years ago
Well...considering that something roughly the size of a Cheerio has to dilate to something roughly the size of a cantaloupe to push out something roughly the size of a ham, it stands to reason that we'd look like little goblins for a moment 😅
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Joshua Moore 2 years ago
My daughter was my spitting image, at the same age when she was first born. I was truly afraid that we were going to have to home school her. Thankfully as she grew, she started favoring her mother.
Billy Harrelson 2 years ago
This is why Maury stays in business with all those "You are/are not the father" episodes. Yeah, in some cases they aren't. You can't tell a baby isn't someone's just because their nose doesn't look like theirs. Or their eyes, mouth or feet even.
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The Problem With Censorship Is ******* 2 years ago
Too bad I'm Dutch and can't use English on tests, or I absolutely would have stolen this. Oh wait, I'm also 36 and school is ancient history for me... Yeah, nevermind (still made a mental note of this though, you never know!).
Lia is a platypus 2 years ago
Damn it, I go to a French school. How do you do this with ''vrai" and "faux"?
Ashlyn Ward 2 years ago (edited)
If it’s one of the multiple choice tests and I am debating between to answers I just write both of the letters on top of each other
Daniel Steel 2 years ago
yeah i would be a d**k and mark all of them as true cuz i don't see no "a"
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The happy frog 2 years ago (edited)
Where is number 4, the one that blames the ground for it and promises to get revenge on the ground and just overall hates the ground after that (sorry it’s 10:00 and I’m tired but in need of a laugh)
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MurderMittens 2 years ago
They say you can tell you are old if you fall and people rush over to see if you're okay. If you are not old yet, they just laugh at you.
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QuirkyKittyGirl 2 years ago
I try to remember to pour the water from the cat’s bowl into the plant’s pot at least once a week. Waste not want not, true?
censorshipsucks 2 years ago
actually just chuck them the leftover coffee grinds and water... https://www.nature.com/articles/s41598-021-84772-y
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I feel so bad for the ones on the window sill directly behind my kitchen sink… it’s the opposite of water boarding
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QuirkyKittyGirl 2 years ago
My great uncle Joe would always do that when they came to visit. “Go buy some candy, but don’t tell your Mother.” We lived 7 MILES outside of town. I sure miss that man.
Nathan Pogorzala 2 years ago
My great uncle would get silver dollars to hand out to the kids, usually at funerals.
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Desiree Meredith 2 years ago
My Grandparents never once gave me money. I didn't even know that was a thing.
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Corvus 2 years ago
Or identifying an obscure movie based on the description of one scene that I vaguely remember from childhood...
Phoenix(or nix)they/them 2 years ago
Me trying to describe Shawshank Redemption 😂
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François Carré 2 years ago
My job is to to this kind of things with books or movies, but for other people.
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Ronnie Cutshall 2 years ago
Me it's the best dream ever and dang clock goes off right as the end. Now I never know how it turns out
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SCP 4666 2 years ago
Hey there fellow SCP. May I ask what containment class you are?
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Helen Johnston 2 years ago
and I automatically read that to myself in the voice of nature programs
Christof Irran 2 years ago
Sorry for doing this to you guys, but that, all too often, worked for me.
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2x4b523p 2 years ago
My 89 year old grandma would already be standing outside with a tray of freshly baked cookies, ready to hop in. Everybody else I know would be in bed with no pants on.
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Whiskey Tango Delicious 2 years ago
Close, bag goes on one shoulder, not two. I don't want to wait for you to unstrap, get in the car!
Rodney McKay 2 years ago
No way! It would still take time for you to open the door. Be outside at the end of the driveway, But if it's raining, don't get my car seat wet.
Hollerfloozy 2 years ago
I swear this is me. Until I see the headlights and then suddenly have to pee ..
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Christof Irran 2 years ago (edited)
A good mother would let her kids lick these mixer thingies. A great mother would first turn off the mixer.
Higgleton 2 years ago
Chocolate on a hand mixer: pre- and post-cunnilingus
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Animelover 2 years ago
Both boys and girls photoshop their bodies. Only cool people photoshop their cats
Bread and Cheese 2 years ago
I'm bigender...... and I only photoshop idiotic stuff.......what does that make me?
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RedMarbles 2 years ago
Can't upvote it because of the boys are cooler than girls thing, but that is one fantastic photoshop 😅
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The happy frog 2 years ago
Yea I wouldn’t be that happy either if I just picked something out really pretty and the price tag was waaaay over my budget
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they look weird for me i dont understand expensive clothing brand they look hideous ( most of them )
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Benita Valdez 2 years ago
I'm from US and I visit my family in Uruguay and as a teen I thought it was the most amazing thing going out with my cousin at like midnight to bars and clubs and not coming home until sunrise. These days it's "sun is down, no way I'm going anywhere off my property"
SkyBlueandBlack 2 years ago
Sounds like when I was in my 20s and living in Los Angeles. How I made it to my 40s is a complete mystery, even to me!
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Clay S. 2 years ago
The boss always invents busy work out of thin air in this case
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SkellyBoy Roasts 2 years ago
i watch nikocado avocado videos so im not tempted to eat more💀💀💀💀
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Will Cable 2 years ago
WTF is wrong with me, I'm thinking "where are the matches and cigarette lighter"
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Nezuko_Chan 2 years ago (edited)
What’s up with your profile (don’t take that seriously I did it Bc someone mentioned roasts)
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Sassawrasse 2 years ago
When I was 7th grade teacher, I got some of the best, cleverest roasts of my life. I encouraged it.
§• Råinbow Påndå •§ 2 years ago
Whenever somebody insults me I respond, ‘ If you’re gonna insult me, be original about it.’
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Loverboy 2 years ago
Though to be fair, he was also an egotistical, power hungry little creep.
Giles McArdell 2 years ago
And she was an ogre too, so presumably not that attracted to Humans, short or otherwise.
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Unnamed Hooman 2 years ago
Don’t worry short guys, I’m 5’2. There will always be someone shorter
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Ang Chiyoko/Koharu 2 years ago
For me its the opposite. I have a natural british accent but all day at school I have to hide it and use an american accent, so going home and being able to speak normally is AMAZING
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Nikki Sevven 2 years ago
If you text me 'you busy?' and I text back 'no', it means I'm not so busy that I can't take a few seconds to read and respond to a text. It does NOT EVER mean I'm free enough for a phone call of any type.
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QuirkyKittyGirl 2 years ago
Hey, I rolled over to get a better grip on the alarm clock so I could chuck it out the window. You think that $#|*+ is EASY that early in the day?!? That’s totally a workout.
Delta Dawn 2 years ago
the absolute most comfy place in the entire universe is your own bed when your alarm goes off
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Red Wyvern Emperor 2 years ago
Fun Fact: A 9mm bullet is cheaper than both tomatoes and eggs. Meaning it is now cheaper to shoot the politicians rather than throw these at them. XD
Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
They were ridiculously expensive for a while because millions of chickens had to be slaughtered to combat a massive outbreak of H5N1, or avian influenza, which is highly fatal and incredibly transmissible. Many chickens also died to the disease. This led to a massive shortage of egg-laying chickens, and, a massive shortage of eggs. Of course, supermarkets jacked up their prices to ridiculous levels in response to the shortage.
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QuirkyKittyGirl 2 years ago
Early in the morning isn’t part of my day. Even the birds know to sing on the other side of the house before noon.
Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
In my opinion, the morning doesn't exist. And I will continue to pretend this is true by sleeping through it XD
Load More Replies... Nathan Pogorzala 2 years ago
Dad, wake me up at 6am so we can go fishing. (9:30 am) why didn't you wake me up? Because you were sleeping.
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Lia is a platypus 2 years ago
I need caffeine to get to that energy level, and I'm not even fourteen
The happy frog 2 years ago
17 and when I forget my adhd meds I’m here I’m there I am fricking everywhere
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Queen Of The Sea 2 years ago
For me its a few mins later. Instant regret and also a longer time to spend regretting
Mike_The_Nike 2 years ago
actually it comes around midnight because you aren’t assleep partly because of your insomnia and partly because you’ve been imagining every possible way that could’ve gone better
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Sarcastic and Proud 2 years ago
One time I asked my dad for some candy. He said no so we started talking about sports. Eventually I asked were the last Olympics were. It was 2019 at the time and dad said Rio. I said I thought it was in South Korea and Rio was the year before that. He looked it up and then let me have his candy!!!!
Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
Aw, that's nice XD I mean, he should have shared anyway, haha :p but still a good experience!
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Lia is a platypus 2 years ago
Once, a spider ran into my bra. To say I freaked out was an understatement. Oh, did I mention that 'once' was yesterday?
QuirkyKittyGirl 2 years ago
I feel this inside the marrow of my bones. NGL, I straight up slept on my own couch once, because a spider ran into the folds of my blankets and I couldn’t find it.
2x4b523p 2 years ago (edited)
Lol same, mine disappeared under the bed, we have low frame and can’t get under it without disassembling the whole bed. Slept on the sofa that night.
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Libstak 2 years ago
They can climb walls..you need to nuke it from space, it's the only way to be sure.
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Antony Fossard 2 years ago
possibly the funniest meme i've ever seen 🤣 i never comment but for this i just had to break that tradition
WiggleJiggle (they/them) 2 years ago
Lmao 🤣 this is your second comment ever and the last one was 9 months ago
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Nezuko_Chan 2 years ago
Wow! Thanks that’s really interesting (not being sarcastic hope you aren’t either)
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Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
Pretend the shark is an analogy for a man's penis.
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BatPhace 2 years ago
It's a black sheep. If you don't know the reference I guess Google it? The black sheep of ones family is usually the outcast
Load More Replies... QuirkyKittyGirl 2 years ago
Notice how no one stands completely within my personal bubble. Actually, I thinks it’s more like bubble +5%.
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Will Cable 2 years ago
Mine must have known I wouldn't be fighting them off, I have my hubby instead
SheamusFanFrom1987 2 years ago
Christian Cage is looking for them on your behalf, no worries... XP
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Bored Koala 2 years ago
And apparently, someone automatically downvoted you for some reason? 🤔 Here, take my upvote!
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Loverboy 2 years ago
Nothing pisses me off more than when the subtitles reveal something I didn't know or something that hasn't happened yet.
A Wild Bean 2 years ago
The one that drives me crazy is when they put the character's name even though it hasn't been revealed yet (and the reveal is important) idc if I've already seen the movie a million times, DON'T PUT 'WESTLEY' IN THE SUBTITLES WHEN HE'S STILL JUST 'THE MAN IN BLACK'
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QuirkyKittyGirl 2 years ago
Dude, that’s harsh. Get a cat. That way you have more stuff to do for those who are not you.
KieLeaHar 2 years ago
I currently have my 7.5 week old kitten ripping into me constantly. She won’t go to sleep and it’s nearly 2 am LOL
Load More Replies... Upstaged75 2 years ago
This is why working from home is amazing. There's nothing worse than spending hours in a car each day going somewhere you don't want to go!
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QuirkyKittyGirl 2 years ago
My Mama would have said, “… and you tell Isaac that he needs to shape up and get his act together if he ever wants to find a NICE girl, and not one of those ‘hoes’ he’s pretending to be.”
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WiggleJiggle (they/them) 2 years ago
I too am also that person. I’m not sorry in the slightest
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Rico Mendez 2 years ago
Definitely me when I just want to say hi to someone but then they start a 2-hour conversation.
Lia is a platypus 2 years ago
It's me. Hi. I'm the problem. It's me. At tea time. Everybody agrees.
VeryDarkMatter 2 years ago
my hairdresser. I know everything about her divorce and that b***h that took her man. And all about what the fortune teller told her and her dating attemps on tinder. I never asked.. I just pray she cuts faster and I can go
SCP 4666 2 years ago
Poor you. It`s especially annoying when you`re in a car together.
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Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 2 years ago
Unfortunately I do this, I just can't stop talking just please tell me to stfu
Mike_The_Nike 2 years ago
welp, you found me… now i gotta get in those bank chains… you know, this reminds me of last thanksgiving…
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Nathan Pogorzala 2 years ago
Hehe...rusted. No WD-40 can fix that crustiness.
Load More Replies... Will Cable 2 years ago
Then all the adverts on TV are about how you are going to die soon and you should arrange your funeral and spend more money on life insurance to leave money to the ungrateful bastards that didn't want to know you when you were alive.
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Corvus 2 years ago
Well, if you're IN the table and not on it, you've been doing it wrong from the very start ;)
Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
Also bold of them to assume any of us will still be alive in 2040!
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Trish Panda 2 years ago
I am always the first pic no matter how much sleep I get or when I wake up
Mike_The_Nike 2 years ago
me waking up at 8AM after the appropriate ammount of sleep 🥱😩😪😩😩😩😩😫😫😫😫 me at 6 AM after like, four hours of sleep after watching TV until 3 in the morning 🙂🙂🙂😊😊☺️☺️🙃😋😋😚😚😙😛🤩🤩🤩
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QuirkyKittyGirl 2 years ago
I never set out to steal pens. I just find them in my pocket, or in my car, and it’s way too late to return them gracefully.
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SCP Panda [REDACTED] 2 years ago
Fun Fact: This is to prevent the pen from going missing, not necessarily to prevent stealing.
censorshipsucks 2 years ago
laughs in technology... you still go to the bank... in person... and fill in forms... ? okaaay.
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Kristal 2 years ago (edited)
Global culturation is a thing and is quite fascinating, cultures sharing across the globe, creating new cultures but the problem is when someone takes an aspect distinctly of that culture and sells it as their own idea/design. A person outside of the culture profiting at the expense of that culture is appropriation.
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Kitten of Flames (she/they) 2 years ago
And this is why we go with Avatar: The Last Airbender instead! :D
TotallyNOTaFox 2 years ago
The contoversy was about the braids, claiming the movie appropiates "Black culture"
Colin 2 years ago
Because no other culture braided their hair lol. It was ridiculous tbh.
Load More Replies... censorshipsucks 2 years ago (edited)
I think the complaint is more nuanced. For example, the phrase "I see you" when they greet each other, _seems_ to allude or come directly from the Zulu greeting "Sawubona", which means just that. (I see your true self).
Lia is a platypus 2 years ago
Smurfs should be included in their so-called cultural appropriation
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Synsepalum 2 years ago
Yes, a positive result on a pregnancy test is far more terrifying.
Load More Replies... A Wild Bean 2 years ago
"it's" is the correct one to use. ("it's" = "it is," "its" = belonging to it)
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WiggleJiggle (they/them) 2 years ago (edited)
Who’s the first Mr. Transphobic Buddbutte
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Kristal 2 years ago
Anyone online reading these memes. The healthy ones don't self-hate at 3am
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Huddo's sister 2 years ago
And then my mum says "I hope it's okay I told them" like it isn't too late
Chexmy Licks🇯🇵 2 years ago
i did this to her she got mad and didnt talk to me for 5 days, it was peaceful
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真壁まつり 2 years ago
Try to catch it with fingers then bite? I haven't tried this out but I have caught some with only my fingers
WindySwede 2 years ago
How about the laser that go for specific wing frequencies of the mosquitos?
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TheSilentEngineer 2 years ago
My solution is just to take my leopard gecko out of his cage and hold him in my hand while pointing him in the direction of the mosquito untill he catches it
Rebelliousslug 2 years ago
Every inch of your body could be covered with leopard geckos and you are still going to be eaten alive if it’s summer in Florida
Load More Replies... Barbra E. Nyberg 2 years ago
"B%!$h, i didnt knock you up, so stop hounding for child support!"
Nezuko_Chan 2 years ago
i searched it up and found an answer I can’t put the picture in here Bc my photo thing isn’t working 😭
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censorshipsucks 2 years ago
people are always confused why i liked hanging out at goth clubs. Exhibit A.
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Delta Dawn 2 years ago
2013 over here; maybe the next decade will be better??
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Ronnie Cutshall 2 years ago
Left kick to right knee. Follow up right kick to left elbow. Follow up to left kick Temple. Now you know how to disarm someone
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Taylor ruble 3 months ago
OMG ME ALL THE D**N TIME but tbh i just tell them to "SHUT THE F**K UP I DON'T CARE"
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Mike_The_Nike 2 years ago
American healthcare be like: if you die you are ded. yer family gets nonadda munys
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American healthcare: the next available appointment is eight months from now.
Lia is a platypus 2 years ago
As a canadian, I can confirm. Once, I was stuck in a waiting room for 8-9 hours.
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James016 2 years ago
When you go so hard you end up looking like something out of a Tool music video
Sassawrasse 2 years ago
And everyone else looks like someone out of a Puscifer video.
Load More Replies... Delta Dawn 2 years ago
we just found a mushroom in the yard that Seek and Google say is hallucinogenic. I haven’t licked it… yet
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Corvus 2 years ago
Sam Smith is like a performer for toddlers compared to the music my parents listened to.
censorshipsucks 2 years ago
I now have to support you, having gone to look and been really disappointed.
Load More Replies... Will Cable 2 years ago
When you think cats are fighting outside your window at night only to find it is someone passing in a car playing Sam Smith really loud
censorshipsucks 2 years ago
wtf is sam smith? ok went to look... meh? even the drag queen thing is like ... well, ask Tim Curry please.
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Trish Panda 2 years ago
You might think you've peeped the scene You haven't, the real one's far too mean The watered down one, the one you know Was made up centuries ago They made it sound all wack and corny Yes, it's awful, blasted boring Twisted fictions, sick addiction Well, gather 'round, children, zip it, listen
Load More Replies... David Paterson 2 years ago
The perfect woman is crazy, hot, horny, sane and kind hearted. Choose two.
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TotallyNOTaFox 2 years ago (edited)
For me it's the consistency and not the taste, I don't like how soft and squishy raw tomatoes feel while eating them
Kati Oliver 2 years ago
My Kids!!! No matter how many times I explain that its all the same fruit!!!!
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censorshipsucks 2 years ago
men. We have hairy butts. The poop sticks to it and doesn't come off easy.
Load More Replies... QuirkyKittyGirl 2 years ago
There’s a very specific reason why I own a bidet … and this is it.
censorshipsucks 2 years ago
you aren't a guy then. No bidet on earth, apart from a powerwasher, will get the poop to dissove off my butt.
Load More Replies... General Anaesthesia 2 years ago
Her expression, she knows she's planted a seed that will overgrow his mind.
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MrsFettesVette 2 years ago
Id say it's as important as it is to you and your partner. Some people prioritize emotional intimacy over physical intimacy.
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Red Wyvern Emperor 2 years ago
Having sex is like going fishing. - - - - I have never gone fishing. XD
Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
Apparently, a 2013 comedy film called "We're the Millers". Google Image Search wins again XD
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WeeBitOfSumfin 2 years ago
For me yes, for my husband twice a year is too much. I'm considering a divorce honestly.
Lynn Morello 2 years ago
The worst of it is, when you reach a certain age, and your Libido just simply evaporates.
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CHRIS DOMRES 2 years ago
The rich have a different book that instructs one how to steal and get away with it.
censorshipsucks 2 years ago
because you don't understand how statistically low the chances are... so you keep hoping? It's much easier to just rob the next winner. You'll definitely get something then. Either their money or jail, but something.
Load More Replies... censorshipsucks 2 years ago (edited)
not true. Step 1. Have rich parents. Step 2. Have rich friends. Step 3. Get a degree in something about moving numbers. Step 4. Rich friends or parents give you a job. Step 5. Appear at an office and occasionally move numbers on a computer. Step 6. Profit! .... Real work, aka, effort... nah. That does not get you money.
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Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
As a kid, I always sang along, and sang "Happy birthday to ME" as the words. Damned if I was going to stand there silent while everyone else is singing XD
Load More Replies... Barbra E. Nyberg 2 years ago
For someone celebrating his first job he looked remarkably unimpressed.
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Delta Dawn 2 years ago
J-dawg would be totally down with that. He turned fish and water into a seafood buffet and wine.
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Kristal 2 years ago
I interpret it as how someone sees themselves on the inside due to the mental health issue(s)
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Snorkeldorf 2 years ago
Former coworker used to work at a sporting goods store. Told me that one day two guys walked out the door carrying a canoe. Employees thought it was cool that they didn't need any help. Turns out they didn't pay for it.
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Kiss Army 2 years ago
My cats would still invade my space and sleep right on top of me...
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Red Wyvern Emperor 2 years ago (edited)
I see H2O Delirious really liked Vanoss's idea, huh? XD (I wander how many people will still get that reference.)
Lia is a platypus 2 years ago
Oh yes. The journey to reach the lights is a test no one should have to ensure in their life
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Chexmy Licks🇯🇵 2 years ago
i feel like its just a bet when someone does this. thats why im single lol
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Jessica Knight 2 years ago (edited)
I got a call from another country that I didn’t even know existed the other day… I didn’t do too well in geography lol
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MrsFettesVette 2 years ago
I laughed a lot and I don't feel terrible at all, I needed it.
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Red Wyvern Emperor 2 years ago
Happened to me. I went home and since it was my turn, I texted the first guy to use the... toy... I saw under the bed. The host was a girl. I won that one. XD
Chexmy Licks🇯🇵 2 years ago
my friend did this to his cousin that he hates LMAO HE WAS 16 AND STARTED CRYING AND HAVING A TANTRUM ( he grew up spoiled by his mommy and daddy)
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TotallyNOTaFox 2 years ago
Nothing to worry about, those are the ones that probably bite the dust first
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LillieMean 2 years ago
Try to find a stone figure eating umm... popsicles in a strange position.
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Trish Panda 2 years ago
Right... chickens lay eggs without the males help. I know its a meme but it irks me lol
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Lolly Gagger 2 years ago
My three kids decided they all needed to know where babies come from and needed to know immediately in the five minute trip to school, today. So I gave the the basic run through (not for the first time, btw, they just seem to retain new bits each time) and finished just as we got to school when one of them yells out “Wait, so a man does a WEE in the woman’s vagina??!!!” which set them all off, and now that’s all they can think about and talk about just as we get into the school gate and I didn’t get a chance to fix it before they ran into their classes so now that’s going to be all they talk about at school, today. I am scared of answering the phone in case school calls….
Annie Plamondon 2 years ago
LOL don't worry about it, anyone raising kids know how the get fixated on the weirdest and most shocking bits of information and can't stop talking about them. School of all places should not be alarmed - rather they should give you the thumbs up for telling it like it is instead of paraphrasing and using euphemisims.
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Feathered Dinosaur 2 years ago
Yeah, stupid brain and ovaries working together to trick me into producing chicks, NOW!
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Anikulapo 2 years ago
Ok but how does that explain the way she’s holding that pen wtf
Load More Replies... Mike_The_Nike 2 years ago
my dad’s side of the family (stepmom and dad) calls it the “bups restaurant”
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Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 2 years ago
Plot twist she's planning a birthday party for u and ur the only a*****e
temmie 2 years ago
Yeah sure make the guy the a22hole like women can't be a22hole'2 too.
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Kristal 2 years ago
That only happens at the beginning of the relationship, later he rolls his eyes and pretends you don't exist
Sassawrasse 2 years ago
Or he gets mad when the hug doesn't solve the situation.
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Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
In my humble opinion, it's overrated unless it's someone you care about. XD Then again, I'd only be in the room with four people, and I'm 41.
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Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
Yeah, I hate to tell you it's rarely the lawyer who is getting innocent men sentenced to jail/death...
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Lakota Wolf 2 years ago (edited)
I'm a woman and I don't get it either. I sleep on a Japanese futon on the floor, and the couch is literally for decoration - I sit on the floor to play video games XD This room looks good enough to me. No windows to throw glare on the screens!
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Lakota Wolf 2 years ago
This entire list is pretty lowbrow fifth-grade humor. BP swung and missed with these, IMO XD
Load More Replies... censorshipsucks 2 years ago
I just issue a disclaimer. I say, "I completely do not understand telepathic signals. If you want the dishes washed, tell me. If you want to shag, tell me."
F.O.H.P.R.G 2 years ago
I love that it fades from purple to yellow, so there's like a million unknown options in-between that aren't on the key.
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Unnamed Hooman 2 years ago
Bp not approving the memes beforehand? Some of these are pretty bad…
Paul Rabit 2 years ago
In fairness, it was either this or another AITA about a bridezilla….
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TheReader19 2 years ago
I laughed so hard at the drunk hog fighting a cow, I almost suffered a cardiac arrest
Unnamed Hooman 2 years ago
Bp not approving the memes beforehand? Some of these are pretty bad…
Paul Rabit 2 years ago
In fairness, it was either this or another AITA about a bridezilla….
Load More Replies... TheReader19 2 years ago
I laughed so hard at the drunk hog fighting a cow, I almost suffered a cardiac arrest
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