WikiHow is an incredibly useful resource, an online database of how-to instructions that aims to enable everyone in the world to learn how to do anything they want to do. With over 190,000 articles uploaded so far, there are some pretty niche instructables available, such as: “How to Make People Think You’re Immortal,” and “How to Apologize to a Cat.” Because you just never know, do you?

As well as the in-depth, step-by-step instructions on how to carry out your desired task, the site also provides some seriously funny drawings to accompany them. The illustrations have picked up somewhat of a cult following for the expressive and often ridiculous portrayals; so much so that there is a subreddit devoted to those weird images: r/disneyvacation.

Don't ask me how the name came about, but what they promise is “weird, terrible, terrifying illustrations from WikiHow - captioned for your amusement,” and boy, do they deliver. A random, out-of-context illustration is uploaded alongside often darkly funny captions that set the scene. The result can be anything from political satire to sexual innuendo, torture, racial tropes, and just absurdity of the highest order... the kind of thing that you'll feel a little guilty for chuckling at. But laugh you will, whether you like it or not!

Scroll down below to the glorious images and the funny advice to see what I mean, and don't forget to vote for your faves!

#1

How To Celebrate A Birthday

How To Celebrate A Birthday

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually, add a few tombstones for those children, elderly, cancer-patients etc. who could not be vaccinated but contracted an avoidable desease from your child, who had had a strong enough immune systeme to help exterminate the desease.

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#2

How To Defend Yourself In Court

How To Defend Yourself In Court

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#4

How To Use A Cucumber

How To Use A Cucumber

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nanashi
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

the difference between being Horny and Hungry is where you put the cucumber

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#5

How To Trick Your Friends

How To Trick Your Friends

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nanashi
Community Member
4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

*secretly writing "fake moustache" to my to-buy list*

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#6

How To Scorn Your Alarm

How To Scorn Your Alarm

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#7

How To Lower Expenses

How To Lower Expenses

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Mojones
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Darling, I said "we're drowning in bills, not..."

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#9

How To Celebrate A Death

How To Celebrate A Death

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#10

How To Start A Church

How To Start A Church

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Koalamonster
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wonder what the 10 commandments in the Ho Bible would be... any ideas?

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#11

How To Tell Someone

How To Tell Someone

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Rowlie
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How to make sure someone moves out of Your way

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#12

How To Earn More

How To Earn More

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Hans
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How to attract design students to build (superfluous) anti-manspreading chairs.

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#13

How To Start A Conversation

How To Start A Conversation

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#15

How To Scare Someone

How To Scare Someone

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#16

How To Get Overwhelmed

How To Get Overwhelmed

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Koalamonster
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh my god the face she's making. When all your friends warned you it'd be bad and you thought it would be okay- and then you opened your messages.

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#17

How To Profile

How To Profile

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Koalamonster
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What kind of drugs can I ask for without him thinking I'm a dirtbag.... probably need to know him better before I ask for cocaine...

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#18

How To Suck At Counting

How To Suck At Counting

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N G
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Zoom out more and you'll see his other foot

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#20

How To Reveal

How To Reveal

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#22

How To Transmit WiFi

How To Transmit WiFi

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#23

How To Fake It

How To Fake It

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Magpie
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't know why this is so funny. ( maybe i am having a bad day.)

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#24

How To Commit

How To Commit

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Koalamonster
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I didn't think any of these would make me that sad...

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#25

How To Embarrass A Horse

How To Embarrass A Horse

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Turnip and a Frog
Community Member
4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wait, I know this one: until it pees in its sleeping-bag? That’s hilarious 😂

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#26

How To Spot The Stoner

How To Spot The Stoner

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#27

How To Raise An Athlete

How To Raise An Athlete

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S.
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The badass look on her face.

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#28

How To Shame Your Son

How To Shame Your Son

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Koalamonster
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If the socks look like that do not touch them with your bare hands. They are garbage now.

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#30

How To Make A Choice

How To Make A Choice

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Kaisu
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think the one with the long snout is the worse one

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#32

How To Be The President

How To Be The President

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#34

How To Pitch An Idea

How To Pitch An Idea

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Miklós Nagy
Community Member
4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"No-no, we are just saving those drowning people and land them to the literal other side of the Mediterranean sea."

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#35

How To Keep A Seahorse

How To Keep A Seahorse

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R.s. Potter
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe it's a Maltese horse. When I vacationed on Gozo (the northern island of the Maltese Republic), every day I'd see people leading horses down to the harbour to stand them in cool salt water up to their bellies. Apparently the harness racing horses are mostly run on pavement because there aren't many dirt roads, so this is how they cool their legs to prevent inflammation and injuries.

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#36

How To Spice Up A Birthday Party

How To Spice Up A Birthday Party

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Sadie Shapiro
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Look at what it ACTUALLY is in the bottom right corner. Doesn't make much more sense.

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#37

How To Use Enhanced Interrogation

How To Use Enhanced Interrogation

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#38

How To Make Halloween More Interesting

How To Make Halloween More Interesting

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#40

How To Become Assistant Manager

How To Become Assistant Manager

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#41

How To Replace Makeup

How To Replace Makeup

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#42

How To Come Up With A Rhyme

How To Come Up With A Rhyme

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#43

How To Spice Up A Thumb War

How To Spice Up A Thumb War

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#44

How To Sneak A Loving Glance

How To Sneak A Loving Glance

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#45

How To Clip Nails

How To Clip Nails

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