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People like to joke about how marriage is the end of a happy and independent life. Yet recent statistics paint a different picture. According to the 2023 U.S. Census, 74% of married Americans say they are happy they are happy in their relationship. That's almost 98 million married people!

Still, married life comes with some ups and downs. Sometimes you love your spouse more than anything in the world. Other times, they might annoy you so much you start plotting how to get rid of them in their sleep. One online group collects funny observations and jokes about marriage, and here we present to you those we hope you will find most relatable!

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#1

Couple in a car illustrating a funny and chaotic marriage meme about spouse reactions during driving situations.

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Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
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4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think your wife would like to speak to the manager.

Disco Cat
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4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

😂 to be fair I do this but my partner has actually crashed into the back of 2 cars on separate occasions. So I half expect it.

catherine todd
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4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My sister is the one who screams 3 miles ahead. I won't ride in the car with her anymore

Cpt. Christan "Panda Bombero"
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4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Your wife definitely wants "To speak to the manager...", you mom. You sir, are in trouble.

Day Andie
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4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She's looking daggers at him, and he should be bleeding severely at this point.

Riley Quinn
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4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Had a Nervous Nelly friend who would react similarly. Told them if they continued with their distracting behavior while I was driving then they'd have to sit in the back.

Philip Cutler
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4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This, This, This, oh oh oh oh so This!

Joshua David
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4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She has Karen hair. Please tell her because she may rethink that style.

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    #3

    Text meme about marriage chaos where a wife discovers the child isn't theirs after a funny diaper mix-up at the hospital.

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    Abel
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like a Pit Stop Nursery. Great idea!

    L P
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He did exactly what he was told.

    What do people really think about marriage in the big 25? Do people still find it important or just see it as an archaic contract that should be obsolete by now? According to Harvard's 2025 Youth poll, young people are prioritizing marriage less, but are still optimistic about long-term partnerships.

    57% of the respondents said they think marriage is important, and 48% also think the same about having children. As with most things, political affiliation also plays a role here: 75% of Republicans say that getting married is important, while only 56% of Democrats say the same. Still, 67% of the young people surveyed by Harvard say that they view long-term romantic relationships as important.

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    #4

    Angry wife and hubby exchange chaotic marriage memes with humorous banter about relationship struggles and legal jokes.

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    Isa
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol... that's a huge burn.. but she must be used to

    Trophy Husband
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't the devil God's son? So maybe not such a burn...

    Crystalwitch60
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ouch ,she walked right in to that one 😂😂

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    #6

    Two twins with numbered haircuts in a stroller, showing a funny and chaotic marriage meme moment.

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    Mike F
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thing one and thing two?

    Love my fur baby
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This made me laugh way too much!

    Beth Wheeler
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is either dead or will never be trusted with them alone again.

    AL-Resalat
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the perfect way to differentiate.

    Mook The Mediocre
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tattooing their foreheads also works, and last longer.

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    A recent study by The Times also shows a similar trend. They have found that Gen Z are more critical of hookup culture than Millennials and are more likely to be pro-marriage. 20 years ago, 39% of young adults thought that marrying is irrelevant when it comes to having children and being a family. Today, only a fifth of 18 to 27-year-olds think that marriage is outdated.

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    Why are Gen Z becoming more conservative? Some experts suggest that young people are rejecting the laid-back attitudes about love, living together, and having children. The director of research at the charity Marriage Foundation Harry Benson told The Times that for Gen Z, it's all about the commitment itself rather than the spectacle and appearances.

    #7

    Empty fridge shelf with ketchup bottle and a video game screenshot illustrating funny and chaotic marriage memes.

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    PenguinEmp
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you show an empty fridge?

    Crystalwitch60
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He’s got the priorities right , the sniper is out to k**l you lmao the sauce ain’t 😂

    Disco Cat
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All food in fridge and pantry is camo, got it 😂

    Tina Girard
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cleverly hidden right in front of your face is where it is. I'm tricksy like that.

    #9

    Vintage style chaotic marriage meme with a couple humorously discussing ironing and relaxing in a funny marriage meme.

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    Co-founder & CEO of Her Campus Media Stephanie Kaplan Lewis told Newsweek that for Gen Z, it's deeper than for the previous generations. "Older generations may have felt drawn to marriage out of necessity or obligated based on societal pressures which also led to high divorce rates, but Gen Z sees things differently. For them, there is renewed hope in committing to a partner and having a built in support system."

    #10

    Funny chaotic marriage meme showing a confused animated sheep reacting after hearing nothing from spouse.

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    Glix Drap
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Upvote for Shaun The Sheep.

    eMp Tee
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Upvote for Timmy (the baby sheep in Shaun The Sheep).

    Biytemii
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha and then a bit later he will ask me a question about what I just told him. I like I mess with him and be like figure it out I told u the answer already lol. We have fun 😄

    Tina Girard
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Usually it goes like this: I say "Honey", head turns, he focuses on my face, I start talking, he notes lips moving "Are you listening" he notes that, yep, lips are moving, I finish, he says "what?"

    #11

    Elderly woman knitting an overly long scarf, a funny and chaotic marriage meme about humorous spouse moments.

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    Susan Teter
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the best tie I've ever seen

    Bill Swallow
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny, I'd'a sworn she knitted him a necktie...

    Apatheist Account2
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Groucho Marx: Gertrude? Can I call you Gert, and leave out the rude part?

    #12

    A rusty abandoned car overgrown with plants humorously depicting marriage memes about waiting for a spouse.

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    AlwaysAskingWhy28
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel personally called out here... 😂😅

    Never Snarky
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get ready in half the time my husband does. Don’t be sexist.

    Disco Cat
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same, I'm 10-15mins and ready to go.

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    Luuta
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or replace with "teenage daughter"

    Ruth Kilpatrick
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, no. My ex was always the last one ready to go. I and the 3 kids are dressed and ready he's like, I'll just take a quick shower and shave.

    PrettyJoyBird
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    4 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like The Weasley family car

    Beth Wheeler
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would be me with my son. I can be dressed and out the door in 5 mins if the dogs don't need to go out. There have been times I was waiting in the car for 15 mins.

    KatWitch57
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Balderdash! 1 father, 2 brothers, 2 husbands, 1 son, and a number of flat/house shares, and I've yet to get to the door on the way out without being told "I'll be right with you, I've just got to ..."

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    Some believe that Gen Z could save the plummeting marriage rates in the U.S. According to a 2021 study by the Pew Research Center, 25% of 40-year-olds have never been married. This is a record high, since in 1980 that percentage was at just 6% and 15% in 2000. As Gen Z are just starting to get married, it's hard to calculate the marriage rates, but most say they want and plan to get married. According to a 2023 survey by the Knot, 77% of people in their 20s have already taken at least one step towards planning a wedding.

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    #13

    Funny and chaotic marriage meme showing a husband’s witty reply about understanding a woman’s brain and consequences.

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    Day Andie
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. No you shouldn't have. Now you know. Just don't.

    Lotekguy
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did she tell the police about that exchange when they hauled away his body?

    Bill Swallow
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cmdr Ivanova, in 'Babylon 5': "And that's when I sh0t him, Your Honor."

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    #15

    Funny and chaotic marriage meme about receiving a funny text from husband while watching TV together at home.

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    Toothless Feline
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve always previously seen this joke told with the genders reversed.

    April Pickett
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope. It's whoever can't hold out the longest. You gotta go pee, your getting the chips and the drinks.

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    Mike F
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was this on his tombstone?

    Travis Davidson
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    2 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s great. The grammar not so much, but yes, I like it.

    JK
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    During covid I was dating this guy and we drove an hour to visit his mother. I'm on one side of the living room on the couch with her and he's on the other side giving me a hard time. So I texted him a FU message, which he promptly read out loud. His mom and I were laughing so hard. Yeah, that one didn't last long. But at least his mom liked me.

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    There's also another element at play here: young people might be more open to marriage because they don't see it as a permanent thing. With divorce rates being almost 50% in the U.S., Gen Z grew up seeing examples of people getting married and getting divorced just a few years later. "We don't always need to be doing things that society deems to be the normal path," Gen Z media specialist Charlie Sawyer also told The Times.

    #16

    Homer Simpson with arms crossed, sleeping during a TV show, illustrating funny and chaotic marriage memes.

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    Gianna B D
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then I change the channel. Victory for me!

    Pamela Keown
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is when you turn the channel to the show you really wanted to see.

    Robert Beveridge
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We're the opposite. We know exactly what we want to watch. We've known for a week. Now if we could ever get round to it...

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    #17

    Funny and chaotic marriage meme with an eagle looking closely after finding something spouse couldn't see.

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    Bob Brooce
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The older I get the more I can't see shit that's right in front of me.

    April Pickett
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    4 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this picture, because it's true. Husbands, kids, grandkids are all the same. They couldn't find their hand if it was in their pocket.

    Disco Cat
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Mum plays the warmer/colder game with my Dad when he asks where something it while he's staring almost directly at it 🤣

    Auntriarch
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Other way round chez Auntriarch.

    Panda Cat
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s gone forever!! He lost the keys to my car and wanted to go to the Volvo dealer and pay maybe hundreds of dollars to replace it. After I spent a week keeping an eye out he said he’d found them a few days previously.

    #18

    Vintage-style chaotic marriage meme showing a wife checking a filing cabinet labeled What Bob Said And When.

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    Paul C.
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    4 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife don't need no filing cabinet. She got a special file for me, in her brain! I.E. Do you remember what you said to me on July 15th 1988?🤔

    keyboardtek
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife has no need for a file cabinet. She remembers everything I ever said. Or a least the times I was wrong.

    Luuta
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife is like that. When it's her, it's total denial, even when it's not me, it's guilty as charged and the penalty is death.

    Panda Cat
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But I love the dress!

    HF
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And no drawers with what she said and when

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    It all sounds very optimistic, but that's not to say that young people don't have any reservations about marriage. On the contrary, they have to worry about things that the previous generations didn't. Some worry about the economic state of the world. As therapist and researcher Stan Tatkin told Newsweek, "housing and having money to buy a house are difficult factors that come into play for young people."

    #19

    Woman holding a beer with a funny chaotic marriage meme about revenge from a past life, outdoors at sunset.

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    pat hayes
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    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Roy Broadfield
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A film was made featuring this. It is called "The autopsy of Jane Doe". It is on Netflix and well worth watching.

    Crystalwitch60
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈they actually didn’t burn witches ,they drowned em !!

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    #21

    Notice sign humor about husbands choosing paint colours needing a signed note from their wife, funny marriage memes concept.

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    PenguinEmp
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    4 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the proper spelling of colours thank you finally

    Papa
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People in England spell diarrhea diarrhoea because they've lost control of their vowels.

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    Urbangirlatl
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a wife who came home to the surprise of the bathroom being painted Cookie Monster blue, I approve of this sign.

    Papa
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many years ago I built some shelves for the office manager where I work. She said "Paint them gray." I did, only to be told "That's the wrong shade of gray." After that when she asked me to build something and paint it I'd tell her okay, but it will be either black, or you go pick out the paint.

    Dee Rutherford
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is correct. Just the way you your wrote it. 😉

    PenguinEmp
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes that was what I was saying. Colour is the correct spelling

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    Charles T. Hill, PhD, a professor of psychology at Whittier College, also told the Knot that this generation has to worry about climate issues, something previous generations perhaps didn't take into consideration when starting families. "Some may be concerned about the future state of the world regarding climate change, inflation and political division, especially in regard to bringing children into the world," he explained.

    #22

    Man fully covered in bandages lying on bed with humorous text, illustrating funny and chaotic marriage memes.

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    Rosecrucian Roeth
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed way too hard at this one :)

    UKGrandad
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know, but I'm certain that it started with 'hold my beer'!

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    Michael Largey
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    4 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Am I the only one you've slept with?" "Yes, the others were at least 6s or 7s."

    Lotekguy
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not exactly a surprising outcome.

    Beth Wheeler
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yikes, full body cast. That dude was in some kind of bad accident!

    Angela Corvaia
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From the movie Clue: How many husbands have you had? .... Mine or other women's?

    #23

    Text message meme showing a sarcastic reply about not taking "silly husbands," highlighting humorous chaotic marriage moments.

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    #24

    Man in orange plaid shirt holding a bowl with a funny chaotic marriage meme about birthday gifts and diamond necklaces.

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    Cpt. Christan "Panda Bombero"
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "And that was the last time that he was seen or heard from..."

    Susan Teter
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should have got her a mood ring. When it's green, she's happy. When it's blue, she's sad. And when it leaves a red mark on your forehead, you p*ssed her off!

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    The reason why there's no much statistics about how many of Gen Z are getting married might be because they're delaying many of the traditional milestones for later in life. Psychologist Jean Twenge explained to Business Insider that young people nowadays simply feel like they have more time to live. 

    "Psychologists call this a slow life strategy, and it happens when people live longer," she explained. "It starts in the '90s, but it's kind of slow, and then it gets going through the 2000s and then really accelerates in the 2010s once you transition to Gen Z."

    #25

    Woman looking annoyed in a store while a hand holds a can of Monster energy drink, illustrating funny chaotic marriage memes.

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    Mike F
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She certainly looks amused!

    OhnoI’vebeencensored
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife would just be annoyed that I’d spent money on something neither of us would drink

    #26

    Man asleep in car holding sign about wife shopping, a funny and chaotic marriage meme capturing spouse understanding.

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    Sue Shea
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well,it's raining, so there's that.

    Mel in Georgia
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was a kid when I saw a man slumped over in his parked car. I was worried he was sick so I knocked on his window. He jerked awake, scaring the daylights out of me. And I'm sure I annoyed the heck out of him! I said, "Sorry!" and ran off, very embarrassed!

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    #27

    Funny and chaotic marriage meme showing a husband questioning plant buying and wife’s witty response on a purple background.

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    Uncle Panda
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like to keep one dead plant among the others as a reminder.

    Ugh, do I have to?
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    4 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of a book character who scares his plant into looking good- whenever a plant looks bad he'll take it out and (well, I'm not sure, but it doesn't come back.)...

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    Love my fur baby
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    Really laughed at this one.

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    Younger married couples are also less likely to get divorced. At the moment, the divorce rate in the U.S. is at 35%. It's only going up for couples in their 50s and 60s. Norman B. Epstein, PhD, told the Knot that it's declining thanks to couples therapy. "My impression is that more people are taking advantage of counseling and therapies instead of trying to tough it out themselves or ignoring [issues]. It's more acceptable now to go to therapy," he explained.

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    #28

    Cartoon of a man holding pillows outside a house, greeted by a dog with a collar bell, with an annoyed woman watching from a window.

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    #29

    Humorous marriage meme about a husband with a speech disorder that means "yes babe" and chaotic marriage moments.

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    Ray Bolen
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love the "Bless his heart". Southern charm.

    Andrew Keir
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That disorder isn't rare, it's surprisingly common. As is he.

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    What are your attitudes towards marriage, Pandas? Married Pandas, please share your wisdom and observations with the rest of us in the comments. And if you want to see some more content about married life, check out our posts about wholesome anniversary surprises and people's experiences of having a 10/10 partner!

    #31

    Handwritten chaotic marriage meme note about dinner on the stove with gas already turned on, signed with love and a heart.

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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    51st way to leave your lover.

    Uncle Panda
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How the Kaboom Omelet got its name.

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    #32

    Classic chaotic marriage meme featuring an old couple humorously highlighting long-lasting arguments and relationship struggles.

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    Paul C.
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm in this picture and I don't like it.

    #33

    Text meme about a husband and wife conversation paired with a stuffed bear lying in bed, humorous marriage memes.

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    Miki
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    -Are you mad at me? -no -extremely? -yes

    Nannychachi
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband, "I love you." Me, "Why wouldn't you?"

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    #34

    Monkey peeking over metal cup with text about husband looking for something thrown away in funny chaotic marriage meme.

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    Tina Girard
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    4 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which was it, the wardrobe he outgrew in the 90s, or the broken lawnmower he found in the neighbor's trash he's been meaning to fix since the early oughts?

    #35

    Two women in vintage dresses sitting on a couch sharing a funny and chaotic marriage meme about faults in communication.

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    UKGrandad
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife said to me 'You haven't listened to a word I said, have you"? I said "That's a weird way to start a conversation".

    Trophy Husband
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a shirt that says my wife says I have two faults, I don't listen and something else

    Crystalwitch60
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤷‍♀️🙋‍♀️used to be me lol now I’m peacefully divorced 😂

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    #37

    Funny and chaotic marriage meme about a wife raising her glass to toast bread instead of making breakfast.

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    The Other Guest
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think I've ever asked anyone to "toast some bread." I just go on the presumption that they're smart enough to figure the bread part out all on their own if I ask, "Would you make some toast, please?" and not try to stick playing cards in the toaster.

    UKGrandad
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A joke is like a frog: if you take it apart to see how it works you will kíll it.

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    #38

    Woman consulting a doctor in a humorous marriage meme about husband’s sleep trouble shown in a chaotic marriage meme.

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    Ell Bee
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This actually worked for us. My husband had a very stressful job and was having trouble unwinding enough to fall asleep. So I told him that I could put him to sleep in less than five minutes and then started rambling on about gardening and seed starting. Worked like a charm, every time.

    Mel in Georgia
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's really funny and sweet! I bet it was your soothing voice. 🙂

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    Hugo
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it was John Glenn who said "When I get home from work, I've said all my words for the day. My wife hasn't even started."

    Joanne Hudson
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used that when I was pre-teen and shared a room with my younger brother.

    #39

    Man opening car door for wife with humorous caption, reflecting funny and chaotic marriage memes about relationships.

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Do gentlemen still open car doors?" "Of course. That's how we get inside."

    ManuelQue
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Recently read that quite a few people knew that Travis was the man for Taylor when he parked the car, came around to open the door for Taylor (which apparently surprised and delighted her), then pushed her security guard aside while he proceeded to accompany her to their destination.

    Mel in Georgia
    Community Member
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find it mildly annoying when a guy runs around a car to open the door for me. I'm perfectly capable of doing it myself and it's kinda awkward.

    Thanos'Fingers
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Keep that attitude and you'll never have to worry about it

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    Vivian McBride
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is she getting into the back seat?

    UKGrandad
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because that's where she wants to sit?

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    Robert Beveridge
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or your FIL drives a jacked up SUV and you've gotta help your partner into it physically. Not that I know anyone like that and had to do it yesterday...

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    #40

    Couple smiling at each other by the beach with a funny chaotic marriage meme about hitting the jackpot with spouse's personality.

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    Kitty 🥀
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like this one: “I married my wife for her looks. But I’m not loving the ones she’s been giving me lately.”

    Mel in Georgia
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Keeps life interesting!

    Love my fur baby
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have had my husband grab me by my shoulders (firmly but gently), look me in the eyes and yell "I want my wife back." lol

    #41

    Elderly man wearing a funny marriage meme shirt about his wife knowing everything while shopping with his spouse.

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    Granny's Thoughts
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need to get that shirt for my husband.

    B Jean the Jelly Bean
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got my husband a mug with that printed on it!!! 😂

    Katchen
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This man looks like D**k Van D**e.

    Katchen
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh for fark’s sake. D-i-c-k Van D-y-k-e.

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    Lotekguy
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Been there. Done that. Didn't even get the T-shirt.

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    #42

    Marriage meme with humorous text about expecting a husband to read minds and understand unspoken hints on a beach background.

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    Crystalwitch60
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When u find one that does n can let us know 😂

    Luuta
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So true. Also, when your wife asks for your honest opinion, lie like your life depends on it.

    #43

    Couple in bed, woman frustratedly talking about chores, funny and chaotic marriage memes reflecting relationship realities.

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    Day Andie
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, there are some men like this. Poor babes.

    Yrral Spavit
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've several friends who I've found out are like this at home. Can't/won't cook, clean, do laundry etc. They didn't get a wife, they just replaced their mommy.

    Beth Wheeler
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is because Mommy and Daddy let him be lazy at home. and didn't teach him how to do anything. When my kids were little they were taught to clean up their toys. When my oldest was 12 he called me at work and asked how to do his laundry. I told him how to do it, my other son started doing his at 12. They knew how to load the dishwasher or do it by hand and to clean off the stove, counters, table, sweep and vacuum their rooms, the hallway and living room.

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    #44

    Marquee sign at The Penthouse theater with a funny message, reflecting chaotic marriage memes humor and relatable humor.

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    Kitty 🥀
    Community Member
    4 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ew. I don’t like glorification of cheating.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't know how to break it to you, Kitty, but if it wasn't for cheaters, most strip clubs would go bankrupt. Not so much "glorification" as it is plain, old fact.

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    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did y'all hear that CEO Andy Byron is considering "consider going the legal route against the band for exposing him on screen". Byron is claiming “emotional distress” and “invasion of privacy”. For someone intelligent enough to make CEO, he is ignorant of the fact that once you're in public, there is no privacy.

    Thanos'Fingers
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe don't believe everything you read in tabloid internet articles.. let's see a lawsuit.

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    #46

    Tattoo cover-up of an ex-wife transformed into a chaotic and funny marriage meme showcasing dramatic change.

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    panther
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which one is the before tattoo?

    Nix
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Life advice: if you insist on getting someone else's name or face tattooed on your skin, that person should either be 1) your child, or 2) deceased

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The inevitable kept me from getting portraits and names tattooed. I'll stick with the neutral tattoos, thank you very much.

    Martin König
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Short marriage, according to the tattoo.

    #47

    Woman covering face in disbelief with funny chaotic marriage meme about walking down the aisle and grocery shopping.

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    araT sdrawkcaB
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to walk down the isle, preferably of the tropical variety.

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    #48

    Pillowcases placed incorrectly on pillows, showcasing a funny and chaotic marriage meme about everyday spouse misunderstandings.

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    Lotekguy
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bold move

    justagirl
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...in unrelated news, a man was recently found dead in his apartment.

    Granny's Thoughts
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are we married to the same guy?

    Adam Zad
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Intentional Misunderstanding: One MORE service I offer!

    David Shaw
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Technically correct

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    #49

    Father joking with son about zombies, illustrating a funny and chaotic marriage meme that captures relationship humor.

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    Mel in Georgia
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha! This reminds me of what my mom did when we were kids. She would slowly chase us doing the zombie walk. We would laugh at first, but she would keep doing it and it would suddenly become creepy and we'd yell at her to stop. We called it the Mommy Monster. She had a really weird sense of humor. Miss her!

    Robert Beveridge
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a great not-kids' book called That's Not Your Mommy Anymore that's exceptionally apropos here. (the fact that it is definitely not for kids in no way stopped me from reading it to my then infant son often...)

    #50

    Funny and chaotic marriage meme about being scared of a drink after wife made coffee and winked when handing it.

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    #51

    A funny and chaotic marriage meme about a husband staying home sick and his wife excitedly announcing his presence.

    David Murray Report

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    #52

    Couple in a car with wife annoyed and husband drinking coffee, illustrating funny and chaotic marriage memes humor.

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    Day Andie
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ooooh, passive-aggressive!

    Paul C.
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ....and he's driving illegally by drinking at the wheel.

    Zac
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who drives and drinks out of an open top coffee cup!?

    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Malicious compliance, anyone ?

    Apatheist Account2
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a difference between how to and WHERE to...

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    #53

    Text meme about chaotic marriage highlighting a husband getting nothing for an anniversary despite clear instructions.

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    Tim Gearing
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Before we were married, my GF once rang me and said “where are the flowers” bemused I said “what?” She then said “it’s my birthday”. Needless to say flowers were express delivered to her.😅

    Mel in Georgia
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, I hate that game. If I say I want nothing, I really mean it. Won't be mad if I get a card or something, but won't be mad if I don't!

    Robert Beveridge
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Favorite thing about Partner: we're both way too old for this s**t.

    Jeffery Gorgonzola
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hah, my dad messed up like this once. My mom said she didn't need or want anything for valentines day, he will never make that mistake again. XD

    Katie Kowinski
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Say what you mean. Mean what you say.

    #54

    Romantic bubble water prepared in sink with lit candles around, reflecting funny and chaotic marriage memes humor.

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    Deborah B
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn't it have been just as quick to do the dishes yourself?

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If a joke's worth setting up, it's worth doing well

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    Mel in Georgia
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw, c'mon guys - this is funny! But only if he then immediately said, "Just kidding - I'll do the dishes now."

    Tim Gearing
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d get into trouble for wasting the washing up liquid.

    April Pickett
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that had been the bathtub, she would have appreciated you more.

    #55

    Woman watching husband do chores her way, illustrating funny and chaotic marriage memes about spouse dynamics and relationships.

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    Day Andie
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup. As long as it doesn't get done half-assed and the final result is good, that's great.

    Love my fur baby
    Community Member
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband insisted on putting the dishes away. Until I convinced him that I could really use help in another area; cooking was a challenge as he just "put things away" in whatever cabinet hit his fancy at the moment. Gotta luv em.

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    Never Snarky
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve learned not to watch. Too stressful.

    Uncle Panda
    Community Member
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You can ask me to do it or tell me how you'll do it but not both."

    Mel in Georgia
    Community Member
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gah, this. And then I have to rearrange the dishwasher my way. Somehow we're still married after 37 years! 😆

    azubi
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is it "helping" when you share a household?

    Tim Gearing
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I put the washing out on the line and deliberately used pegs of every colour. Fast forward 20 minutes and the washing all had yellow pegs 😂

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    #56

    Funny and chaotic marriage meme about late-night lecture on alcohol, smoking, and staying out late given by spouse.

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    PK S
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do they censor stuff on this site? Is it based in America? The land of the “free”.

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    #57

    Two chimpanzees lying in bed illustrating marriage memes about chaotic and funny relationship realities.

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    Lowrider 56
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a picture of my wife and me.

    Katie Kowinski
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... and waking your partner with laughter over funny content on BP. "Hey hun, you gotta see this!"

    #59

    Man in floral shirt with text about funny and chaotic marriage memes on eating, chewing, drinking, and breathing habits.

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    April Pickett
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course not. You weren't raised correctly and weren't exposed to the proper way to do things.

    HelyerT
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank good for separate bedrooms. My husband. It’s like sleeping next to Thomas the tank engine.

    Panda Cat
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Snoring is a serious issue especially if they stop breathing. If I forget to use my CPAP I can’t fall asleep.

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    Crystalwitch60
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s called coercion!! been there done that on the receiving end , still got the scars

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    #60

    Text meme about marriage humor, joking about a husband asking his wife to pick up food and regretting naming their twins.

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    Glix Drap
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    4 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meet my kids - Silly, Buggers.

    Tim Gearing
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m looking forward to getting some chocolate fush when I’m in Otago late September 😋

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    #61

    Marriage meme text about knowing your wife is sweet unless tired, hungry, stressed, working, shopping, or dealing with people.

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    #62

    Two women at a gym treadmill with a funny marriage meme about weight loss and chaotic marriage memes.

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    Howl's sleeping castle
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My ex was like this. One day the gym instructor asked him to actually start using the machines if he wants to lose weight

    Nils Skirnir
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My ex was meeting her bf and porking him in his car in the parking lot

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    #63

    Marriage meme showing a funny tweet about a wife insisting her husband goes to the store with her, depicting chaotic marriage humor.

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    Luuta
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This drives me potty. I say, "Please just tell me you want me to do it, rather than making it seem like I have free will."

    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A close relative of the "Would you like to close the windows?" suggestion, a.k.a. "Close the windows NOW ! "

    Adam Zad
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a girlfriend, years ago, who asked me to go grocery shopping with her. Every time I saw a product on the shelves that I knew the jingle for, I would sing said jingle... loudly. 🎵 "My mommy loves me. How do I know? Because my mommy tells me so! Mom brings Del Monte home!" 🎵 A week or so later, she was going grocery shopping and I (eagerly) offered to go with her. Her reply? "NO! NO! SIT DOWN! STAY HERE!" Mission accomplished. 🙃

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    #64

    Funny and chaotic marriage meme about unexpected spouse comments during a shopping trip causing surprise and laughter.

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    Chi Pm
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was in the shopping cart and having her push him around the store because he was too lazy to walk

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    Frederic PAGES
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What´s B........D ??? That becomes really silly here...

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    #65

    Man holding a coffee mug with a humorous marriage meme about forgetting what your wife said multiple times.

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    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh fück that's me. I know for a fact I asked Mr Auntriarch four times what time we needed to leave to go on holiday last week. How come I can remember how many times I asked, but not what his answer was?

    Uncle Panda
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Overheard and I think it's a very sweet approach to aging. "You've told me this before, you know, dear." "Yes, hon, I know."

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    Adam Zad
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife said "Are you even listening to me?!" I thought it was a funny way to start a conversation.

    #66

    Funny and chaotic marriage meme about stress from watching a wife park a new car, illustrating spouse humor.

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    Never Snarky
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m a far better parallel parker than my husband.

    #67

    Funny and chaotic marriage meme about sharing household chores and doing equal work in marriage humor.

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    Day Andie
    Community Member
    4 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously, who cares as long as they're folded and not just wadded up.

    Urbangirlatl
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fold so they fit on the shelf without falling over or slipping off.

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    웅장한 거북이 🇰🇷🇰🇭
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am the wife in this case. Towels have to be folded all the same way so they line up properly and the towel rack. Also, the colors have to be arranged the right way or it looks not right. It is not an OCD, i just like things neat.

    April Pickett
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you a Martha Stewart wanna be?

    tameson
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In our house my husband does all the laundry including the folding. He is a master, particularly at folding shirts. His stepson used to bring his friends into the bedroom just to show them how neatly the shirts were folded.

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    #68

    Couple in bed with husband humorously connected to a vent pipe, illustrating funny and chaotic marriage memes.

    This saved our marriage

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    #69

    Funny and chaotic marriage meme with a humorous quote about laughing at your own and your wife's mistakes outdoors.

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    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially if you eat the mushroom surprise ...

    #70

    Man in vintage attire conducting a science experiment while a woman watches from a doorway in a funny chaotic marriage meme.

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    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "If you don't even understand what you did wrong, then that is clear proof that you were wrong"

    #71

    Cartoon of a marriage counselor with a couple, illustrating a chaotic and funny marriage meme about sarcasm in relationships.

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    FranSinclair
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh sir, she cant dolly parton anything with the wages you bring home 😆

    Don Adams
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even Dolly admits "It costs a lot to look this cheap!".

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    #72

    Woman outdoors with glasses on her head and earbuds, meme about marriage and forgiveness in funny and chaotic marriage memes.

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The real challenge in marriage is forgiving your spouse when they're right.

    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TBF, being right is rarely friendly, while being friendly is often right

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    #73

    Couple in bed humorously exchanging funny and chaotic marriage memes with speech bubble captions.

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Dear, yes, dear!" followed by a snappy salute also works.

    Mel in Georgia
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    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this the same couple that was in the post about gasping in the car? I think so!

    Cailyn B
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These guys are the same from #1 lol

    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Runner-up is often "On special offer", though

    #74

    Doctor humorously advising an elderly woman with funny chaotic marriage memes about rest and sleeping tablets in a medical setting.

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    #75

    Specialty bed for couples married 10 years with a divider, humorous marriage meme about chaotic married life.

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    Glix Drap
    Community Member
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    4 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can you get one with a minefield for 30+ years?

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    #76

    Man holding a cleaver with a funny chaotic marriage meme about peace, quiet, and turning off the smoke detector.

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    #77

    Funny chaotic marriage meme about a husband not cleaning for a week to prove he can't live without his wife.

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    April Pickett
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your a** is grass and she's mowing the lawn tomorrow.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The question of who can live without whom will certainly occur to her.

    #78

    Couple sharing a funny and chaotic marriage meme about whispering dirty things as household rooms and spaces.

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    Zitronella
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Misogynistic jokes just aren't funny anymore"

    #79

    Couple hugging on beach at sunset with funny chaotic marriage meme about understanding wife’s mixed signals.

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    Day Andie
    Community Member
    4 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup. Women can figure it out. So can men. It's called empathy

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    #80

    Funny and chaotic marriage meme showing a framed "Employee of the Month" photo hung in a laundry room office space.

    David Murray Report

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