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50 Marriage Memes That Are Funny Because They’re True
People like to joke about how marriage is the end of a happy and independent life. Yet recent statistics paint a different picture. According to the 2023 U.S. Census, 74% of married Americans say they are happy they are happy in their relationship. That's almost 98 million married people!
Still, married life comes with some ups and downs. Sometimes you love your spouse more than anything in the world. Other times, they might annoy you so much you start plotting how to get rid of them in their sleep. One online group collects funny observations and jokes about marriage, and here we present to you those we hope you will find most relatable!
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Toothless Feline 1 year ago
I’ve always previously seen this joke told with the genders reversed.
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Tina Girard 1 year ago (edited)
Which was it, the wardrobe he outgrew in the 90s, or the broken lawnmower he found in the neighbor's trash he's been meaning to fix since the early oughts?
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Ell Bee 1 year ago
This actually worked for us. My husband had a very stressful job and was having trouble unwinding enough to fall asleep. So I told him that I could put him to sleep in less than five minutes and then started rambling on about gardening and seed starting. Worked like a charm, every time.
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Tim Gearing 1 year ago
Before we were married, my GF once rang me and said “where are the flowers” bemused I said “what?” She then said “it’s my birthday”. Needless to say flowers were express delivered to her.😅
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April Pickett 1 year ago
Of course not. You weren't raised correctly and weren't exposed to the proper way to do things.
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Howl's sleeping castle 1 year ago
My ex was like this. One day the gym instructor asked him to actually start using the machines if he wants to lose weight
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Auntriarch 1 year ago
Oh fück that's me. I know for a fact I asked Mr Auntriarch four times what time we needed to leave to go on holiday last week. How come I can remember how many times I asked, but not what his answer was?
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Andrew Keir 1 year ago
"If you don't even understand what you did wrong, then that is clear proof that you were wrong"
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FranSinclair 1 year ago
Oh sir, she cant dolly parton anything with the wages you bring home 😆
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Michael Largey 1 year ago
The real challenge in marriage is forgiving your spouse when they're right.
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Ashley Schriber 1 year ago
What the hell is this? Half of it is tired old stereotypes. WIMMIN TALK TOO MUCH AM I RITE??? HAR HAR HAR. Ugh.
Vermonta 1 year ago
Toxic is a bit dramatic. These are just outdated "memes". Toxic is what is in the Epstein files.
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Ashley Schriber 1 year ago
What the hell is this? Half of it is tired old stereotypes. WIMMIN TALK TOO MUCH AM I RITE??? HAR HAR HAR. Ugh.
Vermonta 1 year ago
Toxic is a bit dramatic. These are just outdated "memes". Toxic is what is in the Epstein files.
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