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Who doesn’t love a relatable internet persona? A person who feels like an old acquaintance when they pop up on your social media, someone whose sense of humor you grew to love over the years.

‘Xavier’ is one of such personas for many internet users out there. Also known as ‘Idealist Xavier’ or Xavier Komedy’, the made-up character is well-known in countries all over the world, thanks to his witty comments and relatable memes. It’s no surprise that they have gathered quite an impressive fan base with ‘Xavier’s’ Facebook page boasting over 3.5 million followers and nearly 29 thousand more amassed on Instagram. Today we have listed some instances of ‘Xavier’ taking over the internet one amusing comment at a time, so scroll down to find them and make sure to upvote your favorites.

Bored Panda got in touch with the founder of ‘Xavier’s’ Facebook page and they were kind enough to answer a few of our questions; you will find their thoughts in the text below.

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    #2

    A humorous reply by Xavier on a #10YearChallenge photo comparison from childhood to university.

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, Will Smith finally grew into his ears. I didn't think it was ever going to happen for him.

    Florence O'Grady
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He will still be a stunning looking man. Do not know him personally, so I cannot say if his heart is as stunning.

    Brat hard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    for those of you really wanna know he actually grew into them ( source: ig)

    LiuLiu
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed way too hard at this

    #3

    Couple poses outside train, while Xavier replies humorously with "Common sense" as a caption.

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    Nowadays, billions of people—4.6, according to last year’s data—use social media, which is why it’s no surprise quite a few of them are familiar with the same internet phenomena. Whether it’s a meme gone viral, a shocking video spreading like wildfire, or fake news that’s impossible to stop once released into the online universe, people from different ends become familiar with all the same things.

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    However, some topics seem to be more popular than others; at least when it comes to online humor. A study published in the International Journal of Communication suggested that when it comes to jokes online, sex and marriage were two of the main topics; as for funny photos shared on the internet, the most popular ones related to animals, sex, and transportation.

    #4

    Xavier's witty reply to a question about men opening car doors, showcasing his humor.

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    troufaki13
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe you get inside Dukes' style?

    hitex
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thru the sunroof of course!

    ZuriLovesYou
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know. Dig a tunnel or something.

    cadena kuhn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Allot of these were responses by other people edited to be him. All funny but not all him

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    #5

    "Xavier's witty reply to a shopping query, humorously suggesting buying a dictionary."

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    Cristi nah
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is soaping? Making soap? Making soap operas?

    Whether it’s viewing funny animal pics or giggling at jokes about marriage, social media users around the world spend roughly 150 minutes scrolling through it every day. It’s very likely that 2.5 hours a day is plenty of time to spot a comment or two from ‘Xavier’.

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    During a recent interview with Bored Panda, the founder of the witty persona revealed that the comments come naturally to them when they’re in a happy mood. “Generally the best comments come to my mind when I’m not trying,” they said, adding that they don’t create the remarks they share in advance. “It's just the right flow and right timings catching nice trends.”

    #6

    Xavier humorously replies to a fact about ant lifespan, asking about married ants.

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's actually a valid question. I can't remember which, but either single or married people supposedly live longer.

    Justin Thyme
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its shorter but feels much longer

    Sue Lynn Chan
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After reading some ants facts, you don’t want to know

    Cyber Returns
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot less because he is guaranteed to say something stupid

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    #7

    Chat conversation where Xavier humorously reveals that David is his fake account.

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    themusa101
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait knowing mtly relationships, this would be turned around on me because I was on the dating site texting on the first place. Only me?

    Erwin Offset
    Community Member
    1 year ago

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    #8

    Sleeping person with humorous reply from Xavier: "Wake up bro! A duck is eating ur phone."

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    zgillet
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes, the old napping position of "selfie."

    Celtic Pirate Queen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do people do this? I mean geez, it's so obvious. Nobody proofs anything anymore. Reminds me of the girl who's "boyfriend" took a "candid" shot of her in the shower. Nothing was showing except the marital aid stuck to the wall & her arm holding the camera in the mirror.

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    The founder told Bored Panda during a recent interview that ‘Xavier’ has become widely popular because the innocence on his face and wittiness in his comments has made him a stress killer. “‘Xavier’ has become an idea, and I want this idea to live forever,” they added.

    #9

    Xavier humorously comments on the tiny pocket of jeans, saying he uses it to keep his salary.

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    Me.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used one for a ring.

    Idiocy Incarnate (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idk if someone said this cuz I can't be bothered to check the comments, but they're there bc people used to keep their pocket watches in them That's what I heard, anyway

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    #10

    Xavier humorously replies about men's behavior, saying it's like a free trial ending after three weeks.

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    #11

    Xavier's funny reply about reading a book on earning money goes viral, sparking laughter online.

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    Peppy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Catch 22 takes money to make money

    MaximumKarmaSaint
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully it's a good book, or else he might be in trouble.

    Alan Jay Weiner
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the old joke "how do you leave Vegas with a small fortune?" Start with a large one.

    When asked what has changed the most since the very beginning, the creator of the account said that they feel more confident. “I can make things happen—it can be anything I put my interest into. ‘Xavier’ has given me a huge self boost and I absolutely love making people happy and love receiving messages, which inspire me to do more and deliver quality content.”

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    #12

    "Xavier humorously reveals both he and his uncle aspire to be billionaires in a chat exchange."

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    two-sided llama
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I WANT A BE A BILLIONAIRE SO FRICKING BAD

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    #13

    "Xavier's witty comment on a meme juxtaposing rapper and Avenger roles."

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    Fakeus nameus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He snaps and every one named MGK switches career

    BradGfromDaBoo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's Clarence! rumor has it his parents have a real good marriage

    MushroomHead22
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL Falcon defeating Thanos? LOOOOOOOOOOOOL

    bottomless.abyss.of.bordem
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He failed twice as a rapper. Cast as Tupac- big no no.

    MaximumKarmaSaint
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I swear, if nobody recalls the Thanos beat box meme that was popular for a bit after reading this.

    Richard AITKENHEAD
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only thing Eminem beats is black guys d***s

    Samantha G
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why isn't this at the very top?!

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    #14

    "Xavier's funny comment on hearts with emojis for girls and boys."

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    According to Know Your Meme, ‘Xavier’ is likely a copycat of Pakalu Papito, a mustache-equipped face that was well-known to social media users from 2015 to 2018. After Papito’s character vanished into thin air, quite a few copycat accounts seemingly filled the void it had left.

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    Know Your Meme suggested that the ‘Xavier’ account itself likely has quite a few spin-offs as well. In a previous interview with Bored Panda, the founder of ‘Xavier’s’ Facebook page revealed that they don’t mind copycats as long as they don’t use the name to post discriminatory or offensive content. “I want my memes to be clean and simple, and I don’t want myself to be associated with someone who objectifies people on the basis of color, gender, and sexual preferences,” they said.

    #15

    Toilet engaged sign with Xavier's funny reply about being single.

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd marry Xavier in a heartbeat. I love his sense of humor.

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    #16

    Xavier humorously comments on two images of people zipping jackets, highlighting the passage of time.

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    Corlissa
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    2 years ago

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    Hmmm the picture quality in the second one is bad, so I assume its photoshopped. Its just a guess

    Cricketgeeklol
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah good guess but idk why you got so downvoted for this 🙄

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    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next picture is them as old couple with him still trying to close the zip

    Fred Chuang
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even worse, in all these years she hasn't learned to do it herself!

    Danish Susanne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you look at the hair colours it is a different boy in the second picture, meaning that SHE still is unable to close the zipper

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    #17

    Xavier's humorous reply about appearance and bank balance, alongside a man and a red car.

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    Sue Lynn Chan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can someone give Xavier a hug?

    Jrog
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The car is a 2013-2016 Alfa Romeo 4C, worth about 30-50k€. Great car, but 10 years old and not exactly something to brag about.

    ColdSteelRonin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If your car improve your appearance to her and you're accepting of that, then you're both ugly

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    Because of the idea of ‘Xavier’ being a copycat of Pakalu Papito, not everyone is equally fond of the former; however, quite a few people seem to enjoy his witty comments. The founder of ‘Xavier’s’ Facebook page has previously told Bored Panda that they expected to gain 50K followers in a month, but reached 350k instead.

    “I think psychology plays an extra important role as it is the psychology which helps you crack the algorithm of any social media platform. Certain images, certain fonts, certain colors, framing, etc. work relatively better than the others,” the founder revealed during our latest interview.

    #18

    Xavier hilariously texts a crush with witty replies in a humorous chat exchange over social media preferences.

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    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, c'mon! Stick to the program like Xavier does! Jeez Crush... XP

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    #19

    Xavier's witty reply to a question about family roles, with a humorous take on the wife's influence.

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maria, in "My Big, Fat Greek Wedding" which is one of the funniest movies I've ever seen.

    xWILTED_ROSEx
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ugh. the bible says wives should be in subjection to their husband. google that word. i dare you, google the literal definition of 'subjection' ok here are some synonyms: oppression, domination, control, enslavement, BONDAGE wtf, mastery, abuse, persecution

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    #20

    Xavier responds humorously to a meme about men's home attire expectations vs reality.

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    Vamsi Krishna Sajja
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't worry, they only think what to wear for cousin's nephew 1st year b'day which is after 6 months.

    Fred L.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why the hell should I wear shoes at home?

    Prince of Darkness
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    loafers + no socks = douchebag (never mind the nasty-aṣṣ skunk feet)

    It’s not only meme pages that benefit from humor online, though; it also plays a major role in marketing, advertising, sales and service. A recent study on what it means to be happy from a customer’s perspective revealed that “91% of people prefer brands to be funny and 72% would choose a brand that uses humor over the competition”. Despite that, roughly 95% of business leaders are fearful of using humor in customer interactions.

    #21

    Xavier humorously reacts to a quote about home being a person, with playful reply and reaction emojis.

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    troufaki13
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So... if you have many persons you have many homes? Can you rent them out? 😅

    Forrest McCanless
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Home is just another word for you" - Billy Joel

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    #22

    Xavier's hilarious reply to a comment about morning walk attire with humorous text overlay.

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    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Either Spiderman or Batman suit

    PrettyJoyBird
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, nvr seen him smiling...must be his body double.

    Justin Thyme
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Expect him to be carried by peons

    Donkeywheel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This guy is a front, nothing more.

    ZuriLovesYou
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I supposed to know who that is?

    Fred L.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Expect him not to walk in public.

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    #23

    Xavier humorously claims maturity and infallibility in a social media exchange.

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    troufaki13
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And even when I'm wrong, I'm right to be wrong!

    Lost Penny
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So this is David, his fake account?

    KittyGaming
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait if that other post is correct, this is just Xavier twice

    Cuppa tea?
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I use similar logic when someone tells me to stop arguing. My response - I'm not arguing, since if I will be arguing, that would mean I'm wrong ...and I'm never wrong.

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    Comedy plays a significant role in the way people share information as well. The study of the effect of humor on virality concluded that, “The memes that can spread the most effectively behave like vessels for receivers to communicate their thoughts and emotions by sharing the memes in their networks.” It also suggested that quite often it’s the humorous memes through which the senders make fun of themselves that are more likely to be shared.

    #24

    Flies on a hand with a humorous reply from Xavier about them planning a lotion purchase for dry skin.

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    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's an ointment for that skin, but as always there's a fly (or three) in it.

    Lori T Wisconsin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are laying eggs and spreading bacteria as you take pics of them. It made them happy, now they are famous in fly land.

    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or it’s just stuck on one of dry crack skins

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    #25

    Xavier's witty reply to a tweet about why lawyers are "hot" receives humorous attention.

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    That Goth Demon (zey/zem)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess I'm very hot then lol (I wear a lot of black)

    hitex
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lawyer coats are like body heat insulators...

    the_avenging_knight
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess my avenging clothes would be hot then if they weren't stained from blood.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they have black hearts as well.

    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She probably sees this when she hears lawyers $$$$$$$$$$🔥🔥🔥🔥$$$

    Richard AITKENHEAD
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought they painted my cotton picking machine black for a nothing reason.

    NO JUST NO
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dam I gotta go find me a hot emo kid then

    Lene
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha awesome! I've been hot for 20+ years, then. Without me even realizing! Amazing. Haha!

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    Another study delving deeper into what kind of content people were more willing to share revealed that Americans were more likely ro relay something funny rather than something important. The answers of respondents who had shared content on social media over the previous month suggested that 65% of them shared interesting things, 49% did funny content, while 43%—something important.

    Moreover, it revealed that Americans were “more likely than the average respondent across the 24 countries to typically share funny content (49% vs. 43%)”.

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    #27

    Chat exchange with hilarious replies from Xavier about a daughter, featuring subtle humor in text conversation.

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    hitex
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Expect child support papers in the mail soon love!

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    #28

    "Xavier humorously comments on transformation entering and leaving grandma's house."

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    Sue Lynn Chan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He’s right. This is unrealistic

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I suppose its about gran being positive about you and your achievements?

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    PrettyJoyBird
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gma has a secret govt machine for "soldiers" Ssssh dont tell anyone 👀 wink 😉

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    Omima mimi miki
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they do it alot yet - but more on the they're going to get chubby side not ripped

    #29

    Xavier humorously questions a fridge filled with eggs, captioned "Nobody, gym guy's fridge."

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    Red Wyvern Emperor
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At spring we bought 10 young hens. Now our fridge looks similar. XD

    PlatinumThe8-BitCat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t know why but for some reason this image is grossing me out

    PrettyJoyBird
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hence the egg "shortage" Thx inflation

    The founder of ‘Xavier’s’ Facebook page shared some advice with Bored Panda’s readers on how to create unique social media content: “Just be real. Don’t worry about likes or followers, just have a motive of bringing a positive change in the world and bringing joy to other people's lives.”

    During our most recent interview they spread some positivity by giving a shoutout to their friend Ananya Singh Chauhan, who has been a strong pillar in their life, greatly supportive of their activities. 

    If you’d like to read the founder’s first interview with Bored Panda, you can find it here, and for more of ‘Xavier’s’ witty comments, make sure to check out another collection of his remarks here.

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    #30

    Xavier humorously replies to a text conversation with witty remarks in a messaging app.

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    two-sided llama
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he never said different in a good way

    #31

    Xavier's hilarious reply to winding roads with a witty comment on using stairs, featuring funny internet humor.

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    Petter SMart
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here is one from Panorama Trollstigen Norway around 400 height mtr from the topp to the bottom Panorama-T...74cb1f.jpg Panorama-Trollstigen-Norway-64ee00674cb1f.jpg

    Kokichi Ouma
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Help, why did I think the red line was a straw 😭

    Osprey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too combat speeding and driving fatigue.

    April Pickett
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The pictures are enough. I think I'll fly or take a train.

    Red Wyvern Emperor
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your car better have really good engine, gearbox and tires for these. Those would be some good inclines. XD

    #33

    Xavier's funny comment on a relationship status post, adding humor to social media.

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    #34

    Chat exchange with Xavier humorously illustrating a conversation over several years.

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    Red Wyvern Emperor
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is some dedication to a joke. XD

    Mario Alberto
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope, you can change any data in the screen; with a bit of knowledge of software development that's piece of cake.

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    ZuriLovesYou
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn! That's impressive. I'd certainly forget.

    #35

    Xavier humorously replies with a witty comment about changing online status by just saying "Hi."

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    the_avenging_knight
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think he is, it seems like the comments on here may be from 2 different Xaviers.

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    #36

    Xavier humorously responds by repeating a post about love and copying, generating laughter.

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    General Anaesthesia
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Riya didn't mention pasting you, Xavier.

    #37

    Various Apple gadgets on a table with a humorous comment by Xavier about heaven being mom's love.

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    Lexekon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait... why is their a Logitech mouse on the table with a bunch of portable standalone items? (It's not even the travel version of the MX Master either)

    L H
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was about to reply 'why would anyone want any of that junk?' - then realised I was using the same mouse :)

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    Ball-Buster McGee (Xe/Xem/Xyr)
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THE NEATNESS- ITS CRUNCHY- MAKES ME WANNA KICK SOME BALLS. Also, never been truest.

    Cloudy
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too much apple in one picture for my brain

    Rocky Horror Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Need some aloe for that burn? 🤣🤣🤣

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    #38

    Xavier humorously replies that cows are friends, featuring a calf in a field.

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    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There’s a cow named Kaveri and I got to pet her. She was pregnant at the time so I wonder how she and her calf are doing

    Kharyss
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go down to McDonalds tomorrow and ask them.

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    PlatinumThe8-BitCat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some cows are friends, other cows are food

    Juliette Deroulede
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dolly. Dolly is a friend, but her offspring are food 😋

    PeepPeep the duck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is, it’s hard to come by now, no demand for it anymore. We are waiting on a truck currently at the farm I’m at for some dairy cows to be transported 😂

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    #39

    Xavier's hilarious reply about life plans with funny comment on becoming a doctor.

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    hitex
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get some child support from your doctor baby daddy

    Sammie 19
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It takes years before they start making money plus unless they were rich before studying they are in debt up to their eyeballs

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    two-sided llama
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    plan D: kill a doctor and wear his skin

    digitalin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plan D: Make a baby and have it delivered by a doctor

    Wheelchair athlete
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    East Asians: *do all three* (context, I'm east asian and my parents expect me to do all 3) (I don't make jokes about minorities unless I'm the minority)

    ColdSteelRonin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    By that reasoning even making jokes about a minority you belong to is wrong. Abuse with equality and equity

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    #40

    Chat conversation with hilarious reply from "Xavier" about age and email address.

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    PlatinumThe8-BitCat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t understand the purpose of not telling your age, unless, of course, the person is a stranger, but what is the purpose of lying about your age?

    Ball-Buster McGee (Xe/Xem/Xyr)
    Community Member
    2 years ago

    This comment has been deleted.

    Pandas 4ever
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t give someone your email address kids

    #41

    Xavier humorously replies to a post about Nokia phones with the comment, "This heart can't be broken!"

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    That Goth Demon (zey/zem)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's true, I'm writing this on a nokia 8 and I can't tell you how many times I've dropped this phone

    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Keep studying, some day you will learn to count higher than 5." -- Xavier (just kidding)

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    #42

    Text exchange with hilarious reply from "Xavier," featuring colorful emoji reactions.

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    PlatinumThe8-BitCat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve never seen that emoji before, it’s creepy

    #43

    A comment by Xavier humorously critiquing dating advice under a YouTube video about impressing girls.

    Xavier Report

    xolitaire
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And of corse all men know what women want. Like, say, Andrew Tate.

    Hobby Hopper
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do people say it like that, "*make* a girl like you"? Why not "make yourself more likeable to a girl"?

    Logan Low
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fishermen knows more about what fish want than fish

    Eldritch_catt0
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tbf, I don't think you should trust either. Both have insane "romance specialists".

    afia kooma
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one was to dumb for xavier, he shouldnt post c**p like that.

    two-sided llama
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ( warning: this is a little dark) how to impress a girl in four easy steps. step 1 invite her to your house step 2 take her to your basement step 3 lock the basement step 4 force her to love you

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    #44

    "Japan road repair in a week vs hometown pothole lasting decades, highlighting Xavier's witty commentary on infrastructure."

    Xavier Report

    Samantha Mannion
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure it is lol this state has some really bad roads. I don't think in my 30 something years here I've ever had a car that didn't end up with issues from it. Broken tie rods, blown tires, busted shocks and struts....it's absolutely stupid.

    readingthequibbler
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely Michigan. I'm from there and have a family member who's been to every state. She even says their the worst lol

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    Nonna_SoF
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm impressed and suspicious that pot hole hasn't changed at all in that time. It's almost like these were taken one right after the other...

    Sparkysheep
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go to CA and you'll see hundreds that have been there since the beginning of time 🙄

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    Maarten VP
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is no Xavier in this. I take over role Xavier. You're right, you're hometown is now a colorful dump.

    b s
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not possible. Plus there are 7 chunks of asphalt in both pics and shade is the same in the background. Camera filter and different person moments apart.

    CHRIS DOMRES
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must be one of those states that rejects any help from the federal government as somehow being socialism.

    Mike Fitzpatrick
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then complain loudly about the lack of aid from the feds.

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    Mikey Kliss
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an American I struggle to read the top date. Are they supposed to be a week off eachother?

    Jrog
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They fixed the sinkhole in one week, but botched the job and in less than a month it started sinking again. https://edition.cnn.com/2016/11/28/asia/japan-sinkhole-fukuoka/index.html

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    Yee Chiang
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Xavier was in Japan on 08.11.16?

    Sparkysheep
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew a road named Mini Lakes Drive because of how many giant pot holes were on it. I don't know how long it'd been like that but it was the same for the ten years I knew it.

    NukerYT
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where is the Xavier comment

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    #45

    Xavier humorously replies to a question about sibling age difference on social media.

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    two-sided llama
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    plot twist she was born on a leap year so it sctually 16

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    Full Name
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    37 years old. She died in a tragic knitting accident 30 years ago.

    Celtic Pirate Queen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It constantly amazes me that people can't figure this out and answer 35? When you were 6 you were 3 years older and you're STILL 3 years older. F*cking duh!

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    #46

    Xavier's hilarious reply about mother’s love in a comic illustration.

    Xavier Report

    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those that have a good mom, cherish her and be grateful 🥹

    Solangelo4life!!!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know what the worst feeling is? The transition from your mommies or daddies little perfect daughter to the lazy rude daughter who can’t do anything right. I’m sorry mom and dad. Sorry just had to say it. Who else feels the same?

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    Metalhead Turtle 🇺🇦
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've got a good dad. We're mending our relationship, but I get to see him soon.

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    Kim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Useless man who can’t remember his jacket for 30 years, no wonder he stills at home.

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    #47

    Text conversation showing Xavier humorously responding to a money request, using "k" creatively as currency.

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    Kim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you need 7K for hair and nails you are an ogre with no hope.

    #48

    Hilarious tweet by Xavier about offering food and people accepting.

    Xavier Report

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    #50

    Chat between Xavier and a woman; Xavier humorously rejects her rejection.

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    to old to care
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    these two work well together!

    Adam Zad
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I reject your reality and substitute my own!

    ThéveNinja (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get it, but no, don’t be this pushy with women

    #52

    Funny-Memes-Idealist-Xavier

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    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, that seems to shut him up

    #53

    Funny-Memes-Idealist-Xavier

    Xavier Report

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    #54

    Funny-Memes-Idealist-Xavier

    Xavier Report

    Red Wyvern Emperor
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In that case I have an ultra extra super unique mental disorder. XD

    #55

    Funny-Memes-Idealist-Xavier

    Xavier Report

    #56

    Funny-Memes-Idealist-Xavier

    Xavier Report

    MushroomHead22
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so either you screw many many different men so no one would know who he is, or your just really stupid.

    #57

    Funny-Memes-Idealist-Xavier

    Xavier Report

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    #58

    Funny-Memes-Idealist-Xavier

    Xavier Report

    #59

    Funny-Memes-Idealist-Xavier

    Xavier Report

    #60

    Funny-Memes-Idealist-Xavier

    Xavier Report

    #61

    Funny-Memes-Idealist-Xavier

    Xavier Report

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    #62

    Funny-Memes-Idealist-Xavier

    Xavier Report

    #64

    Funny-Memes-Idealist-Xavier

    Xavier Report

    #65

    Funny-Memes-Idealist-Xavier

    Xavier Report

    Mimi La Souris
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    she need to word harder, don't know mia k :)

    Cara G
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've only ever seen Brie Larson in Room, which I thought was an excellent adaptation of the book. It's pretty rare for films to be that faithful to the source material on which they are based but every once in a while, Hollywood gets it right and this is one of them. The only others I've seen that were so close to the books they were based on it was like seeing my own mental images on the screen were Misery and the original version of The Witches. Also, I have no idea who Mia K. is.

    Julie Zugz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same! I loved the book and the movie of "Room". I also have no idea who Mia K. is.

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    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know who either of them are...

    Wilfredo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think you are missing much

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    #66

    Funny-Memes-Idealist-Xavier

    Xavier Report

    #68

    Funny-Memes-Idealist-Xavier

    Xavier Report

    #69

    Funny-Memes-Idealist-Xavier

    Xavier Report

    Justin Thyme
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the four guys that gotta do my job

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, they won't cry; they'll come up with some loophole that allows them to not pay.

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    #70

    Funny-Memes-Idealist-Xavier

    Xavier Report

    Unstable_Artist
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Asexuals seeing this 😭😭😢😭

    Ball-Buster McGee (Xe/Xem/Xyr)
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Asexual means no sexual attraction. Aromantic means no romantic attraction!! Sorry if I came off rude.

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    #71

    Funny-Memes-Idealist-Xavier

    Xavier Report

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    Funny-Memes-Idealist-Xavier

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    Karl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Given how dangerously undercooked that burger is, I’d say the coins are the least of their troubles

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    #74

    Funny-Memes-Idealist-Xavier

    Xavier Report

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    Funny-Memes-Idealist-Xavier

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    Ansi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you pick the exact same size, but from different stores. 😉

    #77

    Funny-Memes-Idealist-Xavier

    Xavier Report

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    #78

    Funny-Memes-Idealist-Xavier

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    Bender Bending Rodríguez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Out of all the pics on this list, This is the one that made me crack up.

    #81

    Funny-Memes-Idealist-Xavier

    Xavier Report

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    #82

    Funny-Memes-Idealist-Xavier

    Xavier Report

    Mimi La Souris
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    she blocked him, when he replied, he got the message that he can't talk to her anymore

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