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We’ve still got about a month left until the spring equinox, but many of us are already tired of the dark days and freezing cold mornings. I can't wait to see the flowers start blooming, the sun start shining and people walking around without gluing their eyes to the ground to avoid slipping on ice.

And if you’re looking for something to help chase away your winter blues, you’ve come to the right place, pandas. We took a trip to the College Confessions Instagram account and gathered some of their funniest memes down below. Now, many of these pics don’t actually have much to do with university. But hopefully, they’ll bring a smile to your face! And keep reading to find conversations with Mary Dell Harrington, Co-Founder of Grown & Flown, and Lynne Fuller, Founder of College Flight Path.

#1

Nature’s Original Artist

Person resembling painter outdoors in a humorous Instagram meme by College Confessions.

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Danni
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9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Happy little tree

WindySwede
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9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

His parents told him he wassent planed, but he was a happy little accidentally 🙃

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Panda Kicki
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9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have a hard time imaging him in the previous career of drill sergeant. Like, Bob Ross yelling at people? Impossible.

Cecelia Martin
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9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We don't make mistakes, just happy little accidents

Valeria Muckitt
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9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I recently purchased myself a heat changing Bob Ross mug and now I see him EVERYWHERE!!! Raise your mugs in homage to Bob Ross!!!

Pyla
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9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Remember: he got completely screwed over when he made his book contracts. He never was paid for books and later his son never gets a dime of any merchandise…… so love him on PPublic Broadcasting , but don’t give the owners of his licensing a dime.

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9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

love this!

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    #2

    Work From Home, Deadpan Edition

    A skeleton decorates a porch with a computer and screen, showcasing a funny college confessions meme.

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    BiggBoii
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Top Left dude "THIS COULD HAVE JUST BEEN AN EMAAAAAIIILLLL"

    Karl der Große
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would have been funny to have him wearing a shirt but no pants.

    sbj
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is scarily creative

    Hoi-Polloi
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The guy is probably about to tab over to OnlyPhantoms

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    To learn more about the college experience, we reached out to a couple of experts on the topic: Mary Dell Harrington, Co-Founder of Grown & Flown, and Lynne Fuller, Founder of College Flight Path. They were kind enough to have a chat with Bored Panda and explain what students should know before enrolling.

    "Don't believe the myth that college is the 'best four years' of your life," Mary Dell says. "Most first year students find college to be a challenge on many levels, especially during that first semester."

    #3

    Unexpected Rainbow Interruptions

    Funny meme from College Confessions on Instagram about an unexpected crosswalk encounter.

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    BeesEelsAndPups
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol. I was this guy once. I was riding my bike up a steep hill, and there was a girl walking down on the sidewalk. She didn't notice that there was a huge buck walking like 15 paces behind her. I kept pointing behind her and she was looking at me like WTF is wrong with this dude. Finally I caught my breath well enough to just yell "look behind you". She turned around and her and the deer were just staring at each other. As I passed the two of them she yelled back at me "OMG Thank you so much this is awesome"

    Sillywaster Stayalone
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At level 326 Road Rage evolves into Street Stirring.

    Jenka666
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Were there two rainbows? 😂

    Widdle Waddle
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that is really cool! When you have just seen something that really blows your mind ya just gotta share it!

    Rosco P Coltrane
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Telling someone they're gay, without telling them they're gay?

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    "While students have the ability to do well in their courses, college academics are very different than high school classes, but not necessarily because they're harder. The cadence of assignments and the free time during which students need to complete them requires students to develop an entirely new set of time management skills," Mary Dell explained. "Teens don't enter college with those skills in place but will need to create them, which takes time."

    "It also takes time to adjust socially from being with hometown friends and family to finding a friend group. The shared experiences that transform acquaintances into close friends don't happen overnight but over the course of weeks and even months," the expert continued. "Students should try to take comfort in knowing that they are not alone in feeling homesick or disoriented, especially early on."

    #4

    Legacy of a Life Well Lived

    Elderly journal entry reads, "I wouldn't have changed anything in my life," highlighting wisdom and grateful reflection.

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    Rick Murray
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mother asked me that once and I said I'd change many things. Not because I have regrets, but because I know how this story goes up until now. So if I get a do-over, why would I follow the exact same path?

    Mike F
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lucky lady, we should all be so fortunate.

    BiggBoii
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wish we were all like this granma!

    ohjojo (you/your's)
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there are probably about six things Union I would have changed just about today

    sbj
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope I'll be thinking this as I get older, luckily for me it's gone good so far

    Jenka666
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No regrets. That’s all you can ask for.

    Panda Cat
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    3 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes all I can think of is what I should have done differently. Some of it is about dealing with what other people did or conversations I could have had with them in order to set boundaries.

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    #5

    Pepperoni Made It Personal

    Pizza with pepperoni arranged in the shape of "25" for a birthday, humor from College Confessions memes.

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    David Moody
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Full marks for putting in that extra bit of effort.

    Karen Krause
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It reminds me of those color blind tests.

    Rhett Butler
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So happy that they actually did did it

    Valeria Muckitt
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is a damn goodlookin' pizza!!!

    Mary Peace
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not only the employee deserves a raise, but I hope they kept on ordering their pizzas from the same place.

    Karnevil4
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Working at pizza place. This is not mymost unusual reqest. Have had to make pie chart at times lol🍕

    Mel Kai
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks like a really good pizza...Where from? I want one.

    April Pickett
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That pizza looks burned. I don't like pepperoni but most pepperoni pizzas I see on here look burned. Is that a thing?

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    stev
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    those some crispy ronis

    Lisa Pisa
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still can't help thinking that a please or thank you would have been nice...

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    Lynne also shared her top five pieces of advice for new college students. First, she suggests getting a blood panel done to know your health baseline when heading off to college. "So many students ignore what healthy eating, sleeping, and movement habits do for them when they are involved in PE, Health, team sports, and intramurals at home, coupled with balanced meals," the expert noted.

    "Knowing what your health baseline is before changing your living situation entirely is important, especially if you get really sick that first semester," Lynne explained. "This also leads to having a plan if you get sick, figuring out what the university requires in terms of connecting with advisors and teachers before you run a fever or have been hit by the latest norovirus can be helpful."

    "If you plan, then dealing with the steps to ensure you are not docked in your grade due to illness is most certainly worth the preparation," she continued. "Additionally, do not forget to get everyone's contact information to share with a parent via a group chat, that way if someone falls ill there are multiple eyes on your wellbeing."

    #6

    Suit Up, Baby\'s Here

    Man in a suit sitting in a hospital waiting area, humorously emphasizing first impressions; part of funny college confessions.

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    MisterE
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drew Carey Jr.

    DaisyBee
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Welcome to the world, baby, where everything is made up and the points don’t matter!”

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    sbj
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's taking his Uncle responsibilities seriously

    Sillywaster Stayalone
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He knows what he is doing. He is a good Uncle.

    Argie Smith
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's not wrong

    deejak
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could also be his first time meeting other side of family.

    Jrog
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    COLIN ROBINSON!

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    Next, Lynne recommends building relationships with your future roommate, upperclassmen, advisors, and the alumni network. "All of these people will become part of what you are investing in for your future career," she noted. "It is also helpful to register for pre-orientation programs and welcome events, so you can start to connect with those who are also heading off to school with you."

    It's also a good idea for college students to learn how to be independent. "There will not be someone to wake you up, tell you when to go to bed, how to do your laundry (unless you pay for a service), make basic meals (unless you get a Factor subscription), and set social media limits," the expert continued. "These are all important activities that need to be completed unprompted, so learn to persist on your own."

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    #7

    Winter Wardrobe Upgrade

    Calf wearing pink earmuffs in a barn, illustrating funny college confessions meme style humor.

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    Mongo Marcia
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmmm, how can I make this baby cuter?

    E Menendez
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    9 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is cute. BUT The reason they need these is partially due to the fact they take them from their mother at such a young age. Moms body heat helps keep them warm.

    Peppy
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Such a cute little moo moo

    Hill Branda
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She looks like the cutest pro-wrestler ever.

    Linda van A.
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they were kept with their mothers, as they should, they wouldn't need earmuffs.

    cj be like
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'ahh finally, some comfort for my poor lil calf ears'

    EM
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Considering the likely destination of that calf, unless (hopefully) it's a rescue, the cuteness is tinged with sadness.

    cerinamroth
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, what? I can't hear you through my ear muffs! But seriously, they probably prefer this to frostbite.

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    J C
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want the pattern! I want to make earmuffs for calves

    Leg less In Minneapolis
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://www.ravelry.com/patterns/library/calf-ear-warmer?buy=1

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    Lynne's next tip is learning how to "reverse calendar" the semester. "Start from finals and work your way backwards through all assignments, quizzes, tests, and papers to figure out when the heavy academic weeks will be," she explained. "If there are hard classes that you know you are taking in the first semester, get organized with a tutor straight away, do not wait! The good ones go quickly."

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    And finally, she recommends introducing yourself to your professors and establishing a relationship before you have a question or need to make a request of them. "It is better to be proactive than reactive," Lynne shared. "Sending an introductory email can help build relationships and find a mentor."

    The expert also has a whole checklist featuring more of these helpful tips on College Flight Path.

    #8

    Miniature Repair Squad

    LEGO figures in helmets humorously repaint a wall spot, embodying college confessions memes.

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    Joshua David
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That took more than just paint!

    Robert Benson
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It requires more than "just paint" to actually fix the problem properly.

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    Rhett Butler
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this even more than the wall

    MotherRobinson
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a painter I think this is so cute 🥰

    KittyGaming
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They got the wrong color paint

    Nikole
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    9 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could have given him a cream colored cylinder. Edit: don’t know where he got the part the roller is on though. This was probably a set he slightly altered.

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    Beth Wheeler
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't remove the hook the right way

    Karnevil4
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did the monkey fall off the tree . Er war tot.

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    George Costanza
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better off just using small nails than those Command things.

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    Backyard Wildlife Surprise

    Funny meme of a pipe resembling Rafiki from Lion King in a backyard setting.

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    Sillywaster Stayalone
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Retired bum, getting no roles, so lives under a hole

    cj be like
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and a particularly thin Rafiki at that. someone get this guy some more bananas

    Pamela Christie
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    EPA Warns of Deadly Subterranean Baboon Invasion

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    Next, we asked the experts what advice they would give to college students who feel like they don't have anyone to confide in or open up to.

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    "The disorientation students feel on a new campus, living in a small shared dorm space with a stranger, and not being close with anyone (yet) can make it a challenge to find someone to confide in," Mary Dell told Bored Panda. "Most campuses have mental health resources, and students should access those resources just like they would if they are physically ill. Dr. Lisa Damour wrote this guide to how to find a therapist at college."

    She added that students should also reach out to their parents with any problems or concerns. "If they feel more comfortable, any caring adult they have been close with in life, such as a former teacher or coach may also be helpful to them to just listen or brainstorm ideas or solutions."

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    Unexpected Pet Rescue

    A girl smiles with a coyote she thought was a dog, shared by College Confessions.

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    Sillywaster Stayalone
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Face be like - I don't know what is happening, but it feels good, let us carry the ruse as long as it lasts.

    ThatG
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s what the wolves said 40,000 years ago…

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    ElfVibratorGlitter
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay thank you. I was thinking it didn't look at all like the coyotes I've come across. Could it be a coyote/dog mix? Is that possible? I know coyotes have been breading with wolves out where my mom lives but THOSE are huge and wolf looking. 🤔

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    Bob Brooce
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It must have wanted to be rescued, and it's just starting to have second thoughts. I want to see the photos from when it was sure it had made a mistake.

    CatD
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    9 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really doesn't look like a coyote, or act like one, so does it matter?

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    Just Another Karen
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    where's his acme catalog?

    Roxy222uk
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Coyotes can be dangerous, right? I'm not American so forgive me but when I read these things I am confused why people aren't informed about something that could kill them.

    Marie
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, but no more than any feral dog. Few animals will attack if you don't give them a reason to.

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    Dan Holden
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not a coyote. It's a dog.

    sbj
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's already planning what absolute chaos it can bring to her life

    Blma1025
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her name is Andrea Athie and that is in fact a coyote. She found him on the side of the road with a broken leg anx took him to the Vet. He was cared for but unfortunately he had suffered internal injuries and passed away five days after being rescued. You can look up the story.

    Alison Welles
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is true and I'm sorry I took it lightly at first. Andrea did a thing most of us pandas would be proud of.

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    Sara Frazer
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if something like this happened eons ago when dogs became domesticated.. one day an early human was like "hey you're kinda cute" and gave the doggo scratches and food and ancient doggo was like "...hey this isn't too bad.." 🤔😂

    Janissary35680
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a bit darker than that perhaps. Google "baboons kidnap puppies": https://bit.ly/41q6KNt

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    #11

    Chillin’ or Alarmed?

    Cat by candle and charger, shared by College Confessions on Instagram, humorously captioned about cat's focus on potential hazard.

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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...and she has no idea how that cord got there...

    Sillywaster Stayalone
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it supposed to happen? Should I inform my servant? But it looks cool. So....

    BookFanatic
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is it with cats and fire? My idiot poked his nose in my candle before I could grab him. Burnt his whiskers off and singed his nose. He was most irate when I told him it was his own fault.

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why I haven't lit a candle in my house in 10 years XD Too many cats. Heck, my oldest, Kohl, sometimes jumps onto the counter when I'm cooking something on the stove and gives the gas flame a serious look and I have to shoo her off XD

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    BiggBoii
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ** cat hatches evil plan to eradicate phone time, human thinks said cat is cute and takes a pic! muwahahahahahahahaha cuteness wins when taking over the world!

    Bear Hall
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I keep focusing on that box, I'm sure I can make its spirit dance.

    Rick Murray
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My little furball gets quite agitated when I'm looking at my phone and not at her. So, take a good look at that cat's posture and eyes. That's gloating, that is, for a job well done.

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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More than one of our cats would plop itself on my wife's keyboard while she was working at the computer. On more than one occasion, she would return to the computer to find a whole paragraph replaced with gibberish and a cat looking innocently at it.

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    The Art of Exam Curveballs

    Exam page with a unique question about studying unasked topics, reflecting college confessions humor.

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    DaisyBee
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right?! Imagine answering it and getting something wrong and they actually mark you down for it

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    deejak
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does "Bored Panda" count?

    AuntKaren12
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Husband was exempt from taking exams his senior year of high school (1979), except there was one teacher who did not believe in it so she gave him one question for his exam - what's the difference between this and that, to which he replied is and at. Aced it!

    OneHappyPuppy
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a trap - I fell into it once but bounced back immediately. I had an oral exam at uni in Analytical chemistry methods and I got a question I studied well for. I smiled so the professor asked why, I said it's my favourite method. She told me it's the method she used for her PhD, I almost died. Turns out I did study it well, and we basically had a chat about the method

    Sharon Zink
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a professor like that once. He said to write our own essay question and answer it, then assign point value. He couldn't believe it when I gave myself only three points.

    ANGEL BABY
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm actually in a zoom class now for cybersecurity, if that was my only exam question that would be awesome!!!!

    David Smith
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The beer - must be the beer!!!!

    Cory Kent
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean it could be anything, like how do fingernails grow, right?

    Ralph Vanloton
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This the time when you 'Baffle with BS!'

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    "The beauty of heading off to college is that everyone is in the same boat. Everyone is new to campus," Lynne shared. "In fact, there is a common set of fears and excitement when embarking on this adventure which helps facilitate friendships much faster. Having an open mind to who you will meet and click with is important."

    "It is easy to fall into casual routines with friends, but investing quality time through game nights and activities can make it easier to build genuine relationships," she noted. "It is also important to spend some quality time in small groups, not just large ones. Spreading out the time spent in smaller cohorts makes it easier to fall into more meaningful conversations."

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    #13

    Halfway There, Fully Lost

    Pie chart meme from College Confessions about forgetting item locations; green and yellow sections labeled with humorous text.

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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, so safe even I can't find it

    David Moody
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did that with my keys, they've been missing for about a day now. I only know they're somewhere in my home because my car is in the garage.

    Valeria Muckitt
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I began leaving my keys in the front door deadbolt. I haven't lost them since. Well, usually for me I have them on a hook inside my bedroom door, but this works, too.

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    detective miller's hat
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are things that I have put in a specific place so I can find it later that I have never found again.

    Xandra
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Got tickets for a Metallica concert more than a year in advance (it was last summer). A few days before leaving for the concert, I couldn't find them anywhere, looked for hours, already panicking. Then I remembered they were only electronic...

    Shannon Donnelly
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m hoping that when we die, not only are we reunited with all of our pets (and loved ones), but we’re also given a bin of all of the things we put in a “special place for safe keeping” or that our pets hid from us and we never found again (and where each item was found!), just so we know we weren’t totally crazy.

    Snowkit
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a person with ADHD, you forgot it’s in my pocket but I think it’s in my drawer.

    Paul C.
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm in this picture and I don't like it.

    David Smith
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did I come downstairs?????

    CatD
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to do that with dial up AOL. It took so long, I'd be "Why am I here?"

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    Teresa Spanics
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a third part where you find the item(s) you are looking for when you are not looking for them.

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yes, I do that as well. Look for one thing and find the other thing I lost.

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    Jayjay
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have "dedicated areas" for everything in my house, so everything of a certain type goes into that area, and I only have to search in a certain spot. That said, I'm still looking for so many things! Once, I returned home from the shops and thought I misplaced my key. I panicked, climbed over the fence to the neighbour who has a spare one. Came back into my house... and you guess: the key was on the dedicated hook :).

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    "If you feel like you are not finding your people, look for clubs and activities that you enjoy where there is a higher chance of meeting people who share something in common with you," the expert suggests. "It is important to maintain relationships with counselors, resident life advisors, and academic mentors, they too get to meet so many people across the community that they will have ideas of organizations that will welcome you to try something new. You never know who you are going to connect with and will become that unlikely mentor."

    "While embarking on building new friendships, it is important to make a plan for how to maintain meaningful friendships from home," Lynne continued. "Schedule a Sunday night catch-up or a once-a-month book club and pre-plan an event when you return home for breaks or holidays. By scheduling connection time, it is much easier to continue fueling those relationships. Sometimes that can be the comfortable foundation to feel empowered to go out and try something new."

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    #14

    Pawsitive Vibes Only

    Dog at a campus booth offering humorous "therapist" services, with sign reading "Therapy Help $1.00."

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    Annabelle
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take my dollars, puppyyyyyyyyy!

    kitteh floof lover
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my neighbor's dog, a saint bernard, is a certified therapy dog. his name is thor, and i call him my 'thorapy' dog

    Snowkit
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Read them in order and it says “Help th therapist” 🤣

    Me. Just Me.
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Walk up or appointments only? If walk up, I’ll be here all day. If appointments, put me down for every one of them.

    cj be like
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i hope the dog's name is Lucy <3

    Julie S
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need a lot of therapy here's $10

    Peta Warren
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can I purchase a whole day? This is the kind of therapy i neeeeeeeeeeeed

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    #15

    Sink or Swim Situation

    Black and white cat sitting in a kitchen sink, part of the funniest "College Confessions" memes series on Instagram.

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    Nat Rich
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That cat is having an exsinkstential crisis

    Pyla
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He feels his life is going down the drain.

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    ..
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is now your cat

    ninjaTrashPandaBoom
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cat distribution system now making "in-sink" deliveries!

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    Julie
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cat distribution system is working overtime

    Sillywaster Stayalone
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know you should not have trespassed its privacy. It is the cat's place as long as the cat stays.

    WubiDubi
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I much prefer this sink visitor. Normally cockroaches.

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "What do you mean 'your' kitchen, hooman?"

    KimTx ‍️
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    May YOU are in the wrong kitchen?

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    #16

    Found and Finally Returned

    A New York State ID and a handwritten note on green paper, illustrating a humorous college confession.

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    BrunoVI
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stealing someone's ID so you can get into a bar underage?

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    Maxweel
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't that literally identity theft?

    Radek Suski
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah but by then she would have to get replacement and this is the biggest pain.

    Red72
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that something from a Police Academy in the top right corner??

    winterwidow87
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Identity theft is not a joke Jim! Millions of families suffer every year.

    aubergine10003
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure she wouldn't need it back a year later...

    Rick Funk
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good intensions sometimes come late.

    walkabout
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are there any warrants that she may be interested in knowing about?

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    Next, we wanted to know what advice the experts would give to parents who are worried about their children adjusting to college.

    "It is understandable that parents fret over how their teen is adjusting to college. While students are experiencing a transition period, so are their parents who need to get comfortable with no longer having their teen under their roof," Mary Dell shared. "One of the most powerful things parents can do is to let their teen initiate communication via a text or a call and not expect that their son or daughter will be able to have a long conversation when the parents want to talk."

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    #17

    Professionally Sleepy

    ID badge labeled "Sleepy Doctor" with humorous text, shared as part of funny college confessions memes.

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    WindySwede
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or not so cute: Doctor Sleep (2019)

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    LongFang
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sleepy Doctor ! Love this !

    Louisa johnson
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had to be Scotland. They are a riot up there lol

    david foster
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The children probably love that title!

    Inservio Smurf
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well she does LOOK like she just woke up an hour late, so sleepy doctor does actually check out.

    Shaun Coleman
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does it describe the pharmacists as d**g dealers?

    Shaun Coleman
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is the word d**g concealed? Is this one of those stupid American website things?

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    Cathy Carey
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see a blog in there somewhere.

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    But Mary Dell also wants parents to remember that it can be very helpful to listen and not to necessarily jump ahead to offer solutions or give their teen lots of unsolicited advice. "We need to remember that we are often the ones our teens come to to complain, to vent or to reveal being hurt or anxious," she explained. "It can be therapeutic for our teens to unburden themselves to us; they might not need or want us to do more than listen."

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    #18

    Fragile Life Essentials

    Worn Social Security card meme from "College Confessions" Instagram, humorously comparing it to gas station toilet paper.

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    BrunoVI
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never felt older than presenting my birth certificate to my new state's DMV, gently unfolding it, finding a few pieces break off it, and deciding it looks like an Aramaic manuscript of the Gospel of Matthew.

    Lew k
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol. Can relate. I finally ordered a new one about 8 years ago. What a process. Pro tip. Don't lose your birth certificate and ssn card. You get to decend to a special form of buricratic hell if you do.

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    Panda Panda Bo Banda
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They also tell you not to carry it around in your wallet

    Child of the Stars
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, it's not meant to be carried around like a driver's license. You're supposed to keep it in a safe place. I keep my kids's and mine in a fireproof safe with the birth certificates and other important docs.

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    Doug Moyer
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have never once needed the actual physical copy of my SS card in my nearly 60 years of life. It's in a safe. In pristine condition.

    Lexi
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My national insurance number came on a blue & red plastic card similar to a credit card, but it was in the 90s.

    Rosie
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Certificate of Canadian Citizenship card has a picture of 12 year old me. They don't issue new ones with updated pictures.

    Joshua David
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laminated mine. No one has bothered me about it. I'm 46, and did this in 1996 and it's fine.

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I laminated mine when I was still a kid. Didn't realize until much later that I wasn't "supposed" to. I also signed it when I was a kid, so it has my name printed in straggly letters across it, as I signed it before I learned cursive in school XD

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    2bwhctmvgn
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The reason you're not supposed to laminate it is related to the fact that it's absolutely not printed on "gas station toilet paper". It's printed on essentially the same paper and with the same technique as dollar bills. It's high quality cotton/linen paper printed with the intaglio process. Intaglio leaves tactile raised lines where it's printed and it's part of the anti-counterfeiting measures of the card (and currency). If you laminate it, you can no longer feel if it's intaglio printed. That said, as others have pointed out, no one needs to inspect your card any more, if they ever did. Which makes the necessity of anti-counterfeiting measures more than a little questionable. But also, you can get Tyvek sleeves for wallet cards and they work well to protect Social Security cards. They're cheap, and your bank might even have some for free.

    ElfVibratorGlitter
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never signed mine and apparently that's not an issue. Since no one has said anything. However I was flying last week and TSA was like your passport is invalid? What? It's not signed. So I signed it. First time I've been called out on that also. Strange.

    Thomas51
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife, in the days before swipe credit cards, hadn't signed the back of her credit card and it was refused. She huffed and said "Well give me a pen and I'll sign it!" Sorry, still going to refuse it!

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    Sue User
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also you can only reqest a replacement 4 (?) times.

    Scott Rackley
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laminated it anyway, never had a problem.

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    #19

    Slow and Steady Mode

    Map with a humorous speed indicator of 13 mph, showing a woman marked as riding a bike.

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TBH the weirdest thing for me is social media has advanced so far you can track your family members. I really don't want that.

    Agfox
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure what the above App/program is but with Google Maps you have to share your real time location with someone before they can track you

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    Pferdchen
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was visiting a cousin in Mississippi for the first time back in very early 2020 (before COVID). I was flying out of Memphis, so he drove me up there. We had lunch and visited Sun Studio, where Elvis, Orbison, Cash & Lewis all recorded music. We used my phone's GPS to guide us to the airport and we went traveled on tertiary neighborhood roads. It was only after we were close to the airport that I realized that the app was set for bicycling routes. At lease we didn't drive down any paths dedicated to cyclists or pedestrians 🤣

    Louisa johnson
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The app is life 360. You can add who you like to your circle, it’s super useful for parents with kids.

    Lew k
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got stuck behind this man's grandma all day yesterday. Can't wait for snowbird season to end.

    Rhett Butler
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But what if she is driving a bike?

    Sal DeLuca
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The doctor told my grandmother to walk five miles a day for good health. That was two weeks ago and today we don't know where the heck she is . 😁

    Brian Droste
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Going 13 mile's on a bike is pretty fast.

    Bewitched One
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    9 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just had to put in one street name to find out where OPs grandma is. They may want to mark out non-generic street names next time. 😬

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    Lynne recommends that parents and students establish a time to connect every week, so there won't be any guessing about when this check-in will occur. "When a student is 18, the university does not have an obligation to share information if a student is attending class (or missing class), how they are doing in their program, or if their roommate overdosed and Narcan was administered," she noted. "This sounds extreme, but it happens more often than you think."

    #20

    Lost And Found Madness

    Lost passport found on scanner, humorous college confessions meme from Instagram.

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    Karolina Di
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it even possible to travel on a scan??

    Roxy222uk
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not for traveling, for proving ID online. For example when I started my current job I had to fill in an online form and include a scan of my passport, which was dealt with at head office.

    Wondering Alice
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2 years not needing that scanner?

    ThatG
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Phones do all the scanning now

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    Sillywaster Stayalone
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you are smart enough to outsmart yourself.

    Tom Nagel
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've done this with more bags of weed in my life than I'd like to admit. Not in the scanner, but you get me.

    2bwhctmvgn
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even Kiwis say "y'all" now?

    CatD
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Y'all is a perfectly good contraction.

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    H R
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know, you find it where you placed it last.

    Marsha Hultberg
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NOT right now is the US! Please pray or us / and 'orange face/bad hair's effect on the planet! SMFH. If I could, I'd be an ex-pat in a NY Minute. Deep breaths, we' will get through it.

    Laura Parker
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Illegal is illegal, and most of us are sick of it!

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    Sara Frazer
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sooo, how often do you use the scanner in your home office?? Getting your money's worth, yes?? 😹

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    "Yet, if families set a time to video conference weekly, then families can see what is happening with their student. I have heard too many horror stories of when there is not consistent communication that establishing a plan and sticking to it helps avoid a lot of issues, especially when there are roommate problems, coursework stressors, or other issues that ultimately arise during the transition to college," Lynne shared. "I have often received 'I'm lonely' or 'I'm struggling' texts where I hop on a call and talk with former students about what is going on and how they can persist through that feeling and establish a purposeful plan to navigate through these rougher times."

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    #21

    Donut Judge Me

    Jeep with donut-shaped tire cover and text about a cop's confusion, shared in funny college confessions meme.

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    Me. Just Me.
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Cause you could smell ‘em!” -Gabriel Iglesias

    Bear Hall
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Do you know why I pulled you over?" "If you don't know it either than really, why the heck did you?"

    Sky Render
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only way that could be better is if it was a donut spare and not a full spare tire.

    ADDchallengedINFP-T
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Either the cop laughed or you got a ticket. Depends on cop''s sense of humour.

    Kendall Walls
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so funny, I snorted my coffee, uh-GAIN! I LOVE "Bored Panda". -Packed w/ stuff you won't see ANYwhere else.

    Mary G
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my God! Laugh out loud for real!! (don't care for LOL)

    Lindy Mac
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OOOOO... that is just asking for trouble. but I love the look.

    Pamela Christie
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cop: No, I realize that. I've already got a real one that size in my car. I was just wondering whether you knew where to get a cup of coffee big enough to go with it.

    Carolyn Legg
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is the bright police!!!!!

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    #22

    Subtle Texting Signals

    Funny meme about a conversation with a husband, using humor to grab attention to text about getting Chinese food.

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    Tammy Malone
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this is how the fight started, lol!

    MushroomHead22
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tracy Morgan. Now go get us some damn chinese food fool. im gonng keep playing NBA 2K7

    Aroace tiger (she/they/he)
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And thats how you know you're in a toxic relationship

    marnidarr
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha, ha, ha! That's a good one!

    Cathy Carey
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just put a single letter or comma

    MAKtheknife
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And in my mind I envision bringing home a nice Chinese family of mother, father, and two children.

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    #23

    Biting Into Danger

    Chocolate with a missing piece held in front of a 7:59 clock, captioned by College Confessions.

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    Alison Welles
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Special place in hell next to Eight O'Clock Coffee drinkers

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    UKGrandad
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've always thought that 'After Eight' is a silly name: no matter what the time is it's always after eight o'clock. It's like the warning not to feed gremlins after midnight. Between midnight and x-o'clock would make sense, but it's always after midnight, even at 11:59pm.

    Mary Peace
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It means 'after 8pm' because they're chocolates to be enjoyed with coffee after a big dinner, as in an evening meal. There's an old idea that mint helps digestion, so you'd need it after a big meal. (UK person here.)

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    iBlank
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well, technically 7:59pm is after 8am

    Pernille
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are European chocolates so they are using the 24 hours clock.

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    Khavrinen
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clearly dating some woman who likes "bad boys".

    Thomas51
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My ex always used to leave the empty envelopes in the box, it seems our younger daughter does the same.

    Pamela Christie
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For a happy life, try to break one rule every day.

    sbj
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the only way to eat them

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    Finally, Mary Dell says that finding community is a powerful way students can begin to feel like college is 'home.' "It might take time and some unsuccessful tries before they find a group and/or organization where there is a good fit. Don't be discouraged if it takes longer than you had hoped to connect with people or a group but keep trying until you do," she shared.

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    "Students need to remember not to be fooled by what they are seeing of their high school friends online. Few people admit their loneliness, or struggles with adjustment," the expert says. "You won't see lots of posts of new college students sitting alone in their dorm rooms. They need to remember that most have periods of loneliness and homesickness that in time go away."

    And if you're looking for more insight from Mary Dell, be sure to visit Grown & Flown!

    #24

    Creative Parking Persuasion

    Humorous college confession about a parking note offering to protect a car after paying the meter.

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    Sillywaster Stayalone
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Marketing Budget spent right - instead of potential customers getting nothing, they still get something whether they subscribe or not. You will be remembered for good.

    Shelli Aderman
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that insurance business card wasn’t there, the note would have an entirely different meaning! 🤣

    Karl der Große
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It reminds me of that Bay Area guy who was feeding meters while wearing a clown suit. It's illegal there, and apparently in most places.

    BrownEyedPanda
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never could figure out why it was illegal.

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    deejak
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you could probably get away with just putting them on *any* car, regardless of if the time ran out, cuz how tgey gonna know? Also, what if the timer runs out *after* you left the card?

    Cathy Carey
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like something Saul Goodman would say.

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    #25

    Clouds Made Simple

    Cardboard cloud finder with classifications and descriptions, part of funny college memes series.

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    Aspiring Canuck
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chemtrails are imaginary. Those white streaks in the sky are water vapour.

    ucp
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People who believe that rubbish lack critical thinking

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    WubiDubi
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Down voting for chemtrails.

    James King
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come on, the most effective way to keep the population docile is not by doping the municipal water system, it's from a massive conspiracy involving airlines dumping chemicals on us from seven miles up. It's the same reason crop dusters fly at 30,000 feet when spraying crops! Oh wait...

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    Learner Panda
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My favourite is cirrus, especially when they look like they've been combed. We also call them mares tails.

    Chris Miller
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else read the top as 'Cloud tinder'? 🤣

    Kiwis Mom
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that's a nice roommate 🙂

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But only if the chemicals are sarcastic!

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    Ubiquitous
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah kid has been brainwashed

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    Lynne also added that there will be several inflection points during any adjustment to college, typically following the W-curve model.

    "The four I see most are: homesickness (there will be a feeling of loss due to that stability), friendship/social issues (there will be a honeymoon time and then adjustment if certain relationships are not working out, think rush or picking a roommate for sophomore year), studying for college exams, and learning to troubleshoot on your own (rather than calling a family member for help)," she told Bored Panda.

    #26

    Old School Texting Vibes

    Funny meme about age differences in communication, highlighting a Snapchat vs. text messaging conversation.

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    DaisyBee
    Community Member
    9 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤣🤣🤣 love this! Also it’s typically so they can send nudes and have the images “expire” after the 10 second time limit instead of staying on your phone indefinitely.

    Bewitched One
    Community Member
    Premium
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it tells you if it’s screenshotted

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    🇫🇮 Goth Nurse 🇫🇮
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 48 and use snapchat with some friends and my grown up kids :D

    Michaelann Dahlman
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate all the convoluted, ridiculous rules people have now for communicating. Don't call someone without texting first?! WTF? I''s a phone! Makes me glad that I've never learned how to text on my phone.

    Aroace tiger (she/they/he)
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't have it either but I don't act like I'm more mature than anyone who does

    Hoi-Polloi
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You need to get even older and start wondering why they don't just call you!

    Lindy Mac
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you have my number... just call me.... it's more personal. ....People who text/snapchat don't want to talk to to you.😲

    Gracie Mae
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can safely say I've never Snapchatted. I think I did try tweeting one time. Too old school--write me a letter or send a postcard, lol. ok, text is fine, but that & email is as far advanced as I'm willing to go!

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    "Often, the answer is to plan ahead when these moments arise and have steps to follow to navigate the unease," Lynne noted. "I have seen parents who send care packages during these times (Week 2 of college, Week 5 during the first assessments, Week 8 when homesickness sets in, and Week 12 before final exams)."

    "This can be a great practice to care from afar, but also send the tools to make it through the moment like a gift certificate to a great coffee shop, cozy socks, new post-it notes or study aids, and even a fun tabletop sand garden or stapler in Jello that says funny Office sayings can be a pick me up when the world feels just a little too stressful," the expert shared.

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    And if you're looking for more advice from Lynne, be sure to visit College Flight Path or follow them on Instagram!

    #27

    Wrap It Up... Or Not

    Fridge with food wrapped in newspaper displaying a face, a humorous image shared by College Confessions on Instagram.

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    Mark Bayliss
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who wraps their food in newspaper!!??

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some greengrocers in UK wrap veg in newspapers, but that's because it gets washed or peeled before use.

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    deejak
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And also, DEFROST that freezer!

    sbj
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be more scared by the fact your fridge is dire need of defrosting to notice the head/face

    Snowkit
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holy shoot, nearly gave me a heart attack!

    Bored Trash Panda
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why you SHOULD wrap it in newspaper....

    MisterE
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The freezer..... ..

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    #28

    Laundry Day, Upgraded

    Laundry basket humorously hung in a closet, part of the funniest memes by College Confessions on Instagram.

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    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Technically correct. The best kind of correct.

    Hassel Davidhoff
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You get an upvote for the Futurama reference!

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    Dawn Marie
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    Premium
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are harboring a genius!! Channel his creativity!! He is going places!!

    Geoffrey Scott
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And be sure to get him back when he least expects it.

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    Kayci Styles
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why? Because he outsmarted you?

    murmelinpaiva
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He could be a lawyer if he ever gets off the gaming.

    Karen Krause
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people will see that as a life hack.

    Cory Kent
    Community Member
    9 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh...you used the wrong emoji 😆

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When told to 'hang up clothes' it's normal to take them out of the laundry basket first.

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    Beth Wheeler
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That smartass kid is gonna lose the games and die when Mama gets done with him.

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    #29

    All Clocks Align

    Four clocks synchronized on a wall, a humorous reflection on family time zones.

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    Robert Millar
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was a hotel in Stavanger that had 3 clocks, Oslo, Copenhagen and Stockholm, all the same time!

    primeline31
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's because they are all HOME! Yeah!

    SpiderWoman13
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You got the idea from Mrs. Weasley in Harry Potter, CONFESS!

    Mae
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aaaaand now I'm crying! This is so cute

    hilary 10
    Community Member
    Premium
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have all their times in my phone

    Bewitched One
    Community Member
    Premium
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Batteries all were put in at the same time and all died at the same time?

    Brian Droste
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least couple decades ago my local BK had a clock in the middle of the floor that had four clocks with 4 different times on it. I assume it was for different time zones or countries. This was before the internet so I couldn't Google the times.

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    #30

    School Survival Mode

    Child's humorous school confession in a book, illustrated with a simple car drawing.

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    9 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No Leaving meant getting on the bus and getting on the bus meant seeing Mrs. Rapp, that meant Mrs. Rapp, the busdriver, was probably going to yell at me and hit me at some point. The bus was almost as bad as the supply closet the principal used to lock me in. True Story. I wish it wasn't but yeah that happened and more I refuse to remember. Look, when your kids are saying stuff like this, please listen to them.

    David Moody
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the time my 4th grade teacher gave teh class an antomy lesson by disecting a cow heart, then afterwards we had to copy writing from the board which ended in "My favourite part was...." and fill in the blank. One girl wrote "the end."

    EM
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too eventually and I was a teacher.

    Eva Rast
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Got the get-away-car ready to go!

    Oops
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially when there were sport or math.nMy teachers would appreciate this.

    SCamp
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should be ‘leave’ (sorry, can’t help myself)

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    #31

    Unexpected Wildlife Report

    A humorous note on a car window, shared by College Confessions.

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    Sue Denham
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, the pictures in my head!

    Danielle
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a random teenager knock on my door last week to tell me there was 'a weird cool bird' on the roof of my house. We then had a look at it together for a bit before he went on his way. Delightful interaction.

    cj be like
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the absolute balls these squirrels had to just do it in public. I bet they come back a couple months later and birth a couple more in the same spot

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The problem is, will the squirrels remember where they were?

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    cerinamroth
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They bring their own duvets to the orgy with those fluffy tails!

    C Hendrix
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And just what am I supposed to do with this information?!?

    JL
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That explains the nut smudges on the windshield.

    Marlene Ricker
    Community Member
    5 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder why the person felt they needed to tell you this!

    Lindy Mac
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people just have to share. 😳😲

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    #32

    When Samurai Meets Ogre

    Funny meme of Shrek dressed as a samurai in a framed photo from a sushi restaurant.

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    les
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i bet he's got a shrekikan

    Corvus
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Samurai are like onions.

    SheHulk
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is awesome!

    Pyla
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Akira Kurosawa’s masterpiece Roshrekomon

    CGDesign
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody tries to intrude into HIS swamp...

    Lotekguy
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Glad he chose.Samurai rather than Sumo wrestler.

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    #33

    Unbaked Chill Vibes

    Cookie resembling a face with text above saying "Accidentally cooked a chill guy", from College Confessions.

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    Bear Hall
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was really chill if he's still smiling after you cooked him.

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My thought was he looked completely baked.

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    Agfox
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chill because he's baked

    Pamela Christie
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't look like it bothered him very much.

    Cybele Spanjaard
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do not eat it... you didn't, did you? Save me for the future cooking lessons

    George D
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He better get that mole on his forehead checked.

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    #34

    Cold Case of the Shrinking Lunch

    College Confessions meme showing a freezer compartment filled with rice.

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    Heffalump
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Has a future in the food packaging industry: everything I buy is deceptively packaged to look like more.

    Peppy
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ain’t it though! Makes me 😡🤬🤯

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    ninjaTrashPandaBoom
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One unrelated question...is that a toaster in the refrigerator?

    Kiwis Mom
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would be kinda scared to sleep in the same place as that great criminal mind

    sbj
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's time to plan your revenge

    Annabelle
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heathen! I'll be your witness.

    Eva Rast
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha, clever roommate but a bit obnoxious

    Pamela Christie
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah! The old babysitter's trick! (See Mad Magazine's sitter handbook from 1967.)

    Pamela Keown
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    at least they didn't eat it all....

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    #35

    Not Your Average Pumpkin

    Pumpkin toy on Jeep dashboard reveals a duck, showcasing funny college confessions memes.

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    George LaMonica
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol, for those that don't know, it actually IS a Jeep thing for Jeep owners to leave different kinds of rubber duckys on each other's jeeps. I have no idea how or when it started but it never fails to make me smile when I find one

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    Jan
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Duck, duck, jeep with style.

    GalPalAl
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a jeep owner thing with the ducks

    Tom Nagel
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Jeep needs a few of these!!!

    MoBeLa
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Pumpduckin” - maybe there’s a chicken or turkey inside the duck?

    Pamela Christie
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like someone thinks you're a duck head.

    Alison Welles
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You've been ducked, Jeep-girl. Congrats

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    #36

    Courtroom Meets Taco Night

    Funny college confessions meme about a playful Hinge conversation with a lawyer, featuring taco-themed humor.

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    Family's_disappointment
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my God 🤣 it's actually very cute 🥺🥰

    Anyone-for-tea?
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a coincidence they’re both called Jake…..?

    Kelly H. Wilder
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what I noticed, too. A bit suspicious, ya think?

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    Lindy Mac
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's a lawyer... not a judge.

    Pyla
    Community Member
    9 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She probably had him/her at “your honor”

    cj be like
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    abstained, let's get those tacos

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    #37

    Snack Time, Level Expert

    Tater tots in Tetris shapes on a cafeteria tray from College Confessions meme post.

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    Sillywaster Stayalone
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can eat only the lines which are complete

    JuniorCJ82
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are always complete... in ma belly!!!

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    Bear Hall
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    9 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it doesn't fit perfectly, you can bite it to the right shape

    Nat Rich
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dum dada dum dada dum dum dada dadad dum dadad dum dum da da dum.

    Phoenix
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Stop playing with your food!" "But.. they're game pieces."

    Rebecca A. Corvello
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone had a LOT of free time that day.

    JL
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody's said it yet? TOTRIS !

    Orange Panda
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my gosh, I soooo want those!

    Mary G
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they match up, do more tater tots appear from somewhere???

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    #38

    Candy Gatekeeper on Duty

    Dog wearing a "Security" shirt sitting next to a candy bowl on a porch.

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    UKGrandad
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet he can spell 'bear', too.

    Judi Fisher
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the first thing I noticed, too. Can you imagine if they had to spell to, too, two or their, there, they're?

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    Learner Panda
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bare only means unclothed (and all its variations). Bear means all the rest; the animal and to carry.

    Cammy Mack
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It should be Belgian chocolate

    SpiderWoman13
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And he bares his teeth at those who try to take more than one

    brie sansotta
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can see why the bucket is still full

    Cybele Spanjaard
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pat, pat, pat, good boy ..you want to share?

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    #39

    Artful Injury Alert

    Funny college confessions meme with a duck painting hung as a warning sign above stairs.

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    Learner Panda
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many pubs in the UK have low ceiling beams. They hang a sign or picture which says "duck or grouse." I.e. lower your head or whine about it!

    Arthur Waite
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen 'Duck, or Quack Head!'

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    April Pickett
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love it. Someone's going to hit their head and then understand the picture.

    Roxy222uk
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're half way there. Under the first picture you need the word 'OR' and then under that a picture of a grouse.

    Pamela Christie
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So now they bump their chins when they raise their eyes to see the picture.

    Christine Wild
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does it work or did they look at the deck and hit their heads anyway? Or do they process it in time? Lol

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    #40

    Step Lightly Here

    Parking lot filled with trucks, each with a tow hitch, shared by College Confessions on Instagram for funny memes.

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    Lew k
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Arizona where everyone has a truck with a hitch but owns nothing that requires towing. Honestly can't comprehend this. I have a truck practical reasons and if I'm not towing I remove the hitch. It takes three seconds and prevents your hitch from being a rusted out hunk when you do need it. F550 bucket truck is my work vehicle and I can't comprehend why someone would choose a truck as their daily driver. Soo many huge trucks driven by people who are obviously terrified of their own vehicle and incapable of keeping their surrogate penis in their own lane. If i could put a bucket and 2k pounds of tools and equipment in a compact car id be a happy happy man.

    Ladedah
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks for being one of the smart people in this equation! I constantly have to remind my husband to remove the hitch (we have a 32' travel trailer, so its the giant weight-distribution type of hitch) after towing. I tried to see if he'd remember on his own once and it sat there on the back of his truck for two months. That thing wasn't cheap, either... why he wouldn't worry about it rusting in the elements is beyond me...

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    Amanda Lalonde
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    as a wheelchair user this is why I go through the driving areas

    Kylie
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was thinking about that. It's obviously meant to be a pathway, that these idiots make unusable.

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    howdylee
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I low-key wanted to put a big hitch on my SUV and leave it there as extra deterrent against getting rear-ended... but then I remembered I back into my garage, and I'd only hurt myself walking around the parked car.

    Glitcher
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's supposed to be a walkway. Imagine you're in a wheelchair and have to deal with this level of BS regularly.

    Scott Rackley
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes me want to grab an acetylene torch rig

    Adrian
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Their other appendages are obviously very small.

    Thomas51
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or you could play "stepping stones" and leap towball to towball.

    MushroomHead22
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i bet you more than 75% of those trucks are driven by dude who do not need a truck.

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    #41

    Passed Down Drama

    Vintage textbook page with humorous scribbles, capturing nostalgic college confessions.

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    David Moody
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember seeing previously owned text books signed like this. People with the surname Sul should not have R as their first initial.

    April Pickett
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No way we did this. It was paper bag book covers, you didn't damage the books.

    Ziggle
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had the paper bag book covers to protect the outside, but we also had to write our names like this on the inside of the front cover.

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    Danielle
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister was one year above me and I frequently got hers, presumably because the teachers thought they were being cute (which I did not appreciate as a teenager but now agree that they were being cute)

    Sven Grammersdorf
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand a lot of those dates.

    Panda'sMom
    Community Member
    Premium
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once ended up with my older brothers textbook!

    Rose Stewart
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes we do. Schools still have 35 yr old books

    EmJay
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah we do, we still have those same books you used to

    Panda Cat
    Community Member
    3 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s one from a library so they know who checked the book out and when it’s due. Long time ago the library in the small town I grew up in got little metal plates on our cards so they just had to run the check out card to either emboss or ink it. High tech, for the time.

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    Ece Cenker
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems Kenny did not benefit much from his education.

    Corvus
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, I've had such textbooks, long ago. Some of them had more doodles than actual text :D

    Featherytoad
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In high school, someone wrote in mine, "If you're hungry, eat this book, it's full of bologna." For some reason, I thought that was the funniest thing ever. There were also some pretty good artists.

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    #42

    Lonely Meal Misread

    Two people dining at a restaurant, with a humorous caption about eating alone, reflecting college confessions memes.

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    Agfox
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yesterday upon the stair, I saw a man who wasn't there, He wasn't there again today, I think he's with the CIA

    Dawn Marie
    Community Member
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is NOT sad!! Maybe we WANT to be alone. Maybe it is our night out away from the kids and husband. Maybe it is our night out from caring for an elderly parent. Maybe we are in a conference all day and just want peace and quiet. Maybe we are in a strange town and do not want to know anyone. Please do not lump us all in a group and say that ALL women are sad because you think we couldn't get a date. Were you born in the 1950's?

    Nikki Private Citizen
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I eat alone all the time and trust me I am not sad at all. It's weird to think people may be looking at me thinking this.

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    Fellfromthemoon
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sad, yeah, but this pic is rather creepy. At least, for me, as I've never seen a floating beard before.

    Lindy Mac
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shades of "The Sixth Sense"! 😳

    Dd P
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THE SACRIFICE MADE WAS NOT JUST MADE BY THE SOLDEIR, BUT ALSO THOSE WHO LOVED HIM AND ALWAYS WILL.

    Itsmeagain
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope he asked before he sat down with her...maybe she just wanted to be alone.

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    #43

    Hidden Giggles Unleashed

    Funny meme showing a key with a sticker resembling a green character labeled "mike wahousekey," referencing college confessions.

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    #44

    Standing Tall, Wet Towel Edition

    Intern standing on a wet towel as part of a funny college confession meme.

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Years ago, one of our line cooks convinced one of our hosts that the touchless paper towel dispensers were voice activated.

    Papa
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Years ago if I keyed my two-way radio within about 8 feet of the paper towel dispenser at work it would spit out a towel just like if I had waved my hand under it. I had some fun with that.

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    Sillywaster Stayalone
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they convinced me that if you use the onion whole without chopping, you won't cry. Burgers have never been the same since.

    Joshua David
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll just cry for the missing tile on the floor.

    halazia
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you stare at the tile just above it it'll look like a very thick brown mat instead 🙂‍↕️

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    Pandasizing World Peace
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, today I tried out a hack I heard about and it actually worked. If you place a lighted scented candle next to where you are chopping onions - no tears!!!

    NJ P
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Keep onions refrigerated, no tears.

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    Bryan Wright
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they weren't sent out to locate a bubble for a spirit level.

    MushroomHead22
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i worked in a restaurant with a big ice machine. you had to scoop the ice out in the big cambros to fill up the ice at the bar or at the drink machine. we had a new guy one day and told him the ice machine was producing too much ice and we needed him to count how many ice cubes were in the machine, and how many it produces per hour.

    Pamela Keown
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Teasing that makes someone look dumb is bullying!

    Mary G
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My ex mother-in-law used to say a piece of bread in your mouth as you chopped onions would prevent tears. I never tried it so I don't know if it works. No frickin' way was I going to stand there with a piece of sourdough dangling from my mouth.

    Bobbo
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe if it had a layer of butter on it.

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    #45

    Petty And Proud

    A cat sits lazily by a fish tank, featured in a funny College Confessions meme.

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    sweissh
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's too fat! It's super unhealthy to let a cat get this big. Shame on you 😡

    Mae
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A) The cat is sitting awkwardly, therefore making it look bigger than it probably is. B) Some cats are truly just large cats. This cat does not look overweight to me at all.

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    Becky Samuel
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    PSA. If your dog or cat keeps pressing its head against an upright surface like this, it probably has a headache. It needs to be examined by a vet to rule out any medical problems.

    Kylie
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It has it's head pressed there because there's something in the aquarium. Good grief.

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    UKGrandad
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoever owns that cat should be banned from keeping pets. It's cruel to let an animal get that much overweight.

    Sophia Pandia de Delphia
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Squat down between your legs and see how much bigger you look. Same for the cat. It will stretch back fine when it sits up properly or walks

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    BoredLittleLeafSheep
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is shaped like the lucky waving cats.

    Samantha Angell
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is sitting goofy, but it doesn't look like it stretches out into a normal sized cat. When my cat looks like a bowling ball from behind, he doesn't also look like a bowling ball from the front. Actually, he never looks like a bowling ball from the front. I think I have to side with the "this cat is obese" crowd on this one...

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    #46

    Blue Light Upgrade

    Police officer humorously pouring blue liquid on car roof, part of "College Confessions" memes.

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    Bob Brooce
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the state of policing in the US today. They hire people who don't know that you need to take the cap off to add blinker fluid.

    JuniorCJ82
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently nobody who commented on this can take a joke.

    Beth Wheeler
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahahaha. I scared my dog from laughing so hard. She definitely has a sense of humor! 🤣

    Emily Claire Winters
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Transmission fluid on the other side…….lololol.

    Inservio Smurf
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Silleh woman... the CAP is still on!

    Dd P
    Community Member
    9 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THAT'S FUNNY (GOD I HOPE SHE'S JOKING, AFTERALL SHE IS BLONDE. LOL).

    Wendy
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is just stupid! As if police lights required windshield wiper fluid.

    Jeff Hunt
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    9 months ago

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    Tsk. Women drivers. Take the cap off the blinker fluid.

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    #47

    Printed Internet Problems

    Page with humorous text from "College Confessions" saying "CLICK HERE" to download audiobook for free.

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    Sillywaster Stayalone
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better than zooming on paper out of habit

    Annabelle
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol same. My laptop is touchscreen, so every time I'm on another computer, I end up reaching up and trying to select things on the monitor.

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    Lindy Mac
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ebook must have been printed for some reason.

    Kerry Palmer
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I printed some information about a hotel where my wife and I were going to stay. The links printed as they appeared on the computer screen. My wife caught herself pushing the printed links to get more information.

    Panda Cat
    Community Member
    3 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve been known to try to zoom in on printed photos, especially low quality images.

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    Inservio Smurf
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ever seen the "I Am Not A Robot" confirmation box... PRINTED OUT?

    Apatheist Account2
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We once got a similar desk-drop from our IT department.

    WubiDubi
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why your books need two versions - one for Amazon Kindle and and another for Amazon print on demand.

    Bear Hall
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you try it? It might work.

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    #48

    Syllabus Survival Guide

    Funny college confession meme about class grading with percentages assigned to tasks like breathing and stapling papers.

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    Lost Panda
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As I have currently started taking courses again after 10+ years... yes... they are... and it sucks...

    ElfVibratorGlitter
    Community Member
    9 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else get 105% (110% for grad students)?

    Hoi-Polloi
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you kidding me? There's 8-13% free credit in there if you go to class and don't die!

    TiNaBoNiNa
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Micromanagement at its finest.

    Sophia Pandia de Delphia
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a professor. If I don't hold their hands, they do things like start projects the night before. If I base the overall grades on three assignments, they get crazy about what their grade should and complain there's not enough assignments to make up for a bad test. I don't quite micromanage as much as the 2nd one but my students consistently do better in class and retain the info better.

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    Jonas Fisher
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a bit lost on this one (granted, even graduate school was over 20 years ago), but what is the problem? It looks like the requirements are very clearly defined.

    Lost Panda
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think they are talking about how it is "these three things make up all your score" or "I am going to be extremely nitpicky and grade every little thing"

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    NJ P
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forgot - spelling your name correctly

    Lindy Mac
    Community Member
    9 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am obsessive about stapling correctly AND breathing so I've got 10% in the bag

    Never Snarky
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I might have a problem with the last one after understanding all the rest.

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    #49

    Not All Lights Are Magical

    Funny meme from College Confessions, showing a sky with colorful clouds mistaken for northern lights above houses.

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    Sky Render
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, that's the Nineties Lights. You can tell because it has the telltale pastels and squiggly line. Sometimes you can even catch it when the Doritos with sprinkles are also out!

    Ben
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Taco Bell interior pattern

    Mike F
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is kinda cool though.

    Bear Hall
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Color me clueless, but I thought the northern lights look quite different

    Argie Smith
    Community Member
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Snort...ah, yes, yes, they do

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    Lindy Mac
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They weren't incredible enough for this photo-editor...

    Cybele Spanjaard
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How nice of them.. to think of you..

    Min
    Community Member
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope, that is the Jazz design of the Solo paper cup. Otherwise known as the official cup of the 90s.

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    #50

    Brilliant Laptop Hacks

    Funny meme showing a laptop supported by a small toy foot, highlighting college confessions humor.

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    Kiwis Mom
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still don't know I need it

    Bartlet for world domination
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hot air exhaust for my laptop is on the bottom, for some reason. So I need it.

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    Pferdchen
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This laptop comes with LRF support! (Little Rubber Feet).

    Dustin West
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where's my laptop? It's got to be here it's not like it just grew legs and walked away..

    2bwhctmvgn
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the "Lego Brick Expansion Card" for the modular Framework laptop.

    Anonymous
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oMG ITS THE FRAMEWORK LAPTOP my FAVOURITE laptop

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    #51

    Bite marks on ice cream with text about unusual eating habits, humor from College Confessions memes.

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    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've always bitten my ice cream. Licking takes too long. Apparently I am a savage XD

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    aashi chaudhari
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would never eat ice cream like this. I would take a bigger bite.

    tracy black
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i always bite my ice cream cones

    Panda Cat
    Community Member
    3 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminded me that I forgot to look for a new dentist today.

    NJ P
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For sure you don't have sensitive teeth.

    cerinamroth
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do do this occasionally, just to prove I still can

    BoredLittleLeafSheep
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This picture gives me a brain freeze.

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    #52

    College-Confessions

    Text conversation meme with amusing dad text exchange from College Confessions on Instagram.

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    Bear Hall
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    9 months ago

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    "He's friends"?! Just forget about the date.

    Lukas (he/him, it/its)
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was probably autocorrect. Why is one typo such a big deal?

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    #53

    College-Confessions

    Text post from College Confessions Instagram about a humorous story involving yawning and an ex's divorce reason.

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    Trillian
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bite down. Won't do it again.

    Roxy222uk
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's called 'de-yawning' and weirdly doesn't work on other animals, only humans.

    Ursula S.
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do this to my cat sometimes. He doesn’t find it funny, but I do.

    Panda Panda Bo Banda
    Community Member
    Premium
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't stick your fingers in people's mouths. Tickle them instead.

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or just don't touch/mess with people at all when they're yawning? XD

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    das aprilkind
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    9 months ago

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    She probably just wanted to remind you to cover your mouth when yawning? You know, like you’re supposed to? ;)

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    #54

    College confessions meme showing friends unsuccessfully setting up a tent during a camping trip.

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    Bob Brooce
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're so stupid they don't know when to sleep, either.

    Emily Claire Winters
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are what you eat. The bear said, “😆Nah. I’m good.”.

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    Miki
    Community Member
    9 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bragging about extreme idiocy. That's our times. To be honest I wouldn't be surprised if in reality they are in a middle of setting it up and just made a fun photo.

    Roxy222uk
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously. If this were true I wouldn't want anyone to know, so I think you might be right.

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    Sue User
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please be a joke... Please be a joke...

    Breadcrumb.
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're supposed to set up camp before you get drunk for this reason. Also put a bucket of water close to the fire..never know.

    Lew k
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can you not setup a tent? I mean there are some complex tents out there but most are super basic.

    Learner Panda
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So a group of three or four so-called adults couldn't scrape together enough brain cells to erect a tent. You should be ashamed.

    Ace
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've a feeling there may have been some alcohol involved in this process...

    Sillywaster Stayalone
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Call it shared sleeping bags, if you have some pride left.

    NJ P
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why there a lampshade in the top photos?

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    #55

    College-Confessions

    Person holding large bucket of iced coffee with straw near a computer, showcasing funny college confession meme.

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    Seán Hannan
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Without the caption I would have thought he was drinking ravioli water.

    Learner Panda
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG. Caffeine overload. Heart attack and stroke imminent.

    Panda Cat
    Community Member
    3 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or decaf. Or joke. Or they have different physiology than you.

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    #56

    Bathroom door with two handles marked for washed or unwashed hands, reflecting funny college confessions meme.

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    Bear Hall
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope the top handle doesn't open the door, but gives a low voltage electric shock to encourage them to go back to wash.

    Ace
    Community Member
    9 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's more the thought that every other hand that touched it was also unwashed, makes them more aware - if I don't want to touch someone else's dirty hand residue maybe they don't want to touch mine either. Of course the Devil in me would have made me deliberately not wash and use the bottom handle anyway. Kids can be evil. (Edit: the Brit in me immediately thinks of "school" as what children go to, adults go to college or university).

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    Solitas
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Personally, I think the washed should be on top and unwashed on the bottom so that the unwashed do not drip urine on the lower one

    Lukas (he/him, it/its)
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes when I use the communal bathroom in my dorm, people leave without washing their hands. I try to give them the benefit of the doubt (We have sinks in our dorms, maybe they're going to wash them there because, I don't know, they have soap they like?) but it kinda grosses me out.

    Sillywaster Stayalone
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When stupidity is revered, unwanted costs ensue.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LIke people who don't wash their hands strictly obey signs.

    JSD
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So everyone uses the top handle?

    °CORLEONE°
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    9 months ago

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    I will put a razor on the handle of the people that do not wash their hands. Just to teach them a lesson so they can back up and go back to the sink to clean their hands.

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    #57

    Quirky outdoor lamp with a sign saying it's free because the owner's wife hates it, adding humor to college confessions.

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    Bear Hall
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    By the following day the lamp was gone, but a sad looking man was sitting there instead with a very similar note.

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I call that a college or first apartment lamp. And yes I had one at some point. :)

    Skip62
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have that lamp and I love it.😀

    Lew k
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol I lost this entire war years ago. Honestly though I don't care what color the paint, sheets, couch, etc is enough to argue about it and my wife has a style. As long as the couch is comfy she can have whatever style/ color she wants.

    Hyacinth (Any pronouns)
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg one of my favorite school adults has this lamp and it's amazingly hideous in real life too!

    ElfVibratorGlitter
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    During college I lived in an old row home with 6 other women and had this in one of the rooms and I think an even taller coordinating one in another room. Wasn't actually the worst thing in that house.

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    #58

    Tiny TV stand meme from College Confessions, highlighting online shopping fail with miniature furniture.

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    Argie Smith
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    Premium
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Temu!!!!!!!!

    Bear Hall
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You just have to order the right size of TV set together with it.

    BrunoVI
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hear me out: I wouldn't pay $25 for it, but that it would look totally cool to put your cell phone on that, like it was a giant-screen TV.

    Feathered Dinosaur
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's actually a good price for dollhouse furniture

    howdylee
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The 1 star review should've been read

    NJ P
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you paid $26 for doll furniture. Actually, looks well made.

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    #59

    Split bag of Flamin' Hot snacks humorously saved, shared by College Confessions on Instagram.

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    Passerby
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You live with a psychopath.

    NJ P
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    By that time they're soggy.

    SJones
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    Premium
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WTF?😳

    David Moody
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've heard of something similar, namely "half" a box of tissues

    #60

    Receipt from a restaurant order with humorous birthday note about adding many olives, shared by College Confessions on Instagram.

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    🇫🇮 Goth Nurse 🇫🇮
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have seen the picture of the product, it was FULL of olives!

    General Anaesthesia
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The link under the image, "collegefessing", https://www.instagram.com/p/DCh0xzmS9R5/?img_index=2

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    Spidercat
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww. I hope they got the olives.

    BrunoVI
    Community Member
    9 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I sure hope those aren't US dollars. (but based on the sales tax, they probably are.)

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's because they're vegan. I'm not hating on vegans/veganism, but pointing out that specifically-vegan food tends to be VERY pricey. (Chik'n Nuggets since they can't legally be called "chicken", and the (v) afterwards, and note the Vegan Ranch choice on the pizza and the "Upgrade to Make Vegan" as well.)

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    #61

    College-Confessions

    Frozen credit cards in cups, comically demonstrating a money-saving tactic. College confessions humor theme evident.

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    Sky Render
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's certainly one way to freeze your assets!

    BoredLittleLeafSheep
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot twist: he already added them to Google wallet.

    NJ P
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why have 2 of each card?.

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, you could still blipp it (use contactless payment)...

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    #62

    College-Confessions

    Text exchange meme with a dad showing a car on fire message and an animated reaction of a surprised boar.

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    Jeff Hunt
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the world of insurance, the worst thing to do is try to put the fire out. Just enjoy the show.

    cj be like
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact he specifically used a warthog animoji makes it better

    #63

    College-Confessions

    Instagram College Confessions meme about a gaming loss leading to a sudden exit and block.

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    Paul C.
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife and I play soccer six where you predict football results, she is normally better at it than me. I played semi-pro soccer back in the day and it clearly does me no good at all. A guy in the pub once said he would bet she didn't know the offside rule. Big mistake! She educated him using beer glasses as players, pepper pot as ball, and wine glasses as the goal. I was so proud of her as I sat back and watched her destroy him.

    detective miller's hat
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The pub my friends and I used to frequent had "game night" on Tuesdays. It was usually board games, but one time the bartender brought in his N64 and Mortal Kombat. I beat every single person in the pub and that was when I discovered just how upset a grown aşs man can get over a video game.

    Apatheist Account2
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "No, honestly, Southampton are a top European team..."

    #64

    XXXL cutting board in a kitchen as a funny college confessions meme.

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    Brittania Kelli
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What are you chopping that you need a board that big? Wait. No. I don't want to know. You do you.

    Fred L.
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe the cutting board can be cut into twenty smaller boards first.

    Ece Cenker
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was he called Dexter, by any chance?

    #65

    College-Confessions

    Green bar of soap with bite marks on a shower ledge, captioned with a funny college confession meme.

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    David Moody
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my beloved ice cream bar, how I love to lick your creamy centre.

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    #66

    Funny meme with a message about needing a seat change request in college, displayed on a computer screen.

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    MistBorn
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s either a middle school or PhD student. Nobody in the middle would write like this !

    cj be like
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    im in high school and i would TOTALLY write this, at least 20% of these kids will not shut their f*****g mouths (and i do see a similarity in the writing style)

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    ElfVibratorGlitter
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good. I had a boy in my math class who wouldn't stop talking to me even though I asked him to stop and mostly ignored him. I would constantly have to ask the teacher to repeat himself. Finally, after raising my hand I said, "could you please repeat that, someone was talking and I couldn't hear." Teacher might have been having a bad day but tore into John (the talking guy) by saying he shouldn't be talking when he doesn't understand the subject. John said, "oh I get it " teacher scoffed and said, " I'd say you don't get it based on your last quiz" oh it was magical! And he got moved to somewhere else in the room.

    Learner Panda
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope it's a English course they're struggling with. Moving their seat might help with composing an e-mail.

    Bear Hall
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you try to feed him snacks and rub his belly?

    Val
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope this is an English grammar class.

    Roxy222uk
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm confused because the text seems to be written by someone young enough that it should be their parents speaking to the teacher about this problem.

    Dar Mal
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will have students regularly contact me via Rmind (a texting system within the school) for these types of concerns

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    #67

    Lowercase stop sign at night with humorous college confessions meme text above.

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All out of upper case letters. Supply chain problems again.

    JSD
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Leaving Chic-fil-A

    ƒιѕн
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your camera has astigmatism.

    #68

    Homework with a voice note icon, text says, "Got tired of writing so had to send a voice note." College confessions meme.

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    deejak
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey it won't play for me.

    Ravenkbh
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me neither! I couldn't even download it!

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    Paul C.
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Different results for me because, I trust myself with a measured length of string and have no faith in my calculation abilities!

    #69

    College-Confessions

    College meal setup with canned food, pasta, Red Bull, and vodka on a table, humorously reflecting a student's dinner.

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    KWilly
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't care about anything here except the way the cans are opened! Good thing they have vodka to clean the wound.

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone needs to learn how to use a can opener.

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    Roxy222uk
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Salt, pepper, and some dried mixed herbs, and that would be perfectly acceptable, student or not.

    Sky Render
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could make a killer tuna dish with that...

    Bear Hall
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see, you were getting ready for a morning class.

    TMMITW
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You need a better can opener.

    NJ P
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see tuna and penne in vodka sauce. Problem? Thought 2 cans of tuna a bit much.

    °CORLEONE°
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the way canes are opened means hungry student LOL

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    #70

    Email exchange meme about a student asking a professor about exam prep, fitting "College Confessions" humor.

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    WindySwede
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "as you were" 🎵🎵

    #72

    Paper with writing prompt about chilling during life situations, shared by College Confessions Memes.

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    deejak
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Disagree. That could generate interesting essays.

    Learner Panda
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would write about being in a traffic jam. So many things I could include.

    BrunoVI
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I paid $2,300 per course and I get this s**t?

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The $2,300 is for what you learn over the semester from the lessons the teacher gives you before an essay and his comments when you get it back. Sometimes that $2,300 will be a rip-off, sometimes a bargain. Just like every other purchase in life.

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    NJ P
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like sitting in this person's class expecting to be taught something?

    NJ P
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you not heard women refer to each other as 'guys'?

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    #73

    Person pumping gas with a blanket wrapped around them, humorously bracing against the cold. College confessions meme.

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    Adrian
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny but not a good idea to get back in the car when pumping gas. It creates static.

    Sparkle Bean
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just touch the metal of your car to ground yourself after you get out again. it's really not that big of a deal...

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    FreeTheUnicorn
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why wouldn't you wear. Glove? Also I hate the places that make you hold the handle the whole time. Saves so much time if you can wash the windows while the tank fills/reaches your amount.

    Papa
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is not one of the places you have to hold the handle. He just has his hand on it for the picture.

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    Anthony Elmore
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    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, make sure to rub up against that fluffy fabric nice and good to become fully warmed up. Rapid, rubbing works bet. If you zap yourself before pumping, you have to start over again, as it's the static charge that keeps you warm.

    MonsterMum
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    as a Brit, pumping gas sounds like they're farting.

    Bored Trash Panda
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No clue why you're getting downvoted. But what do you guys call it?

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    #74

    College-Confessions

    A humorous meme showing a large AirPods case on a messy bed, highlighting typical college confessions.

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    #75

    Math worksheet full of doodles, humorously showing student's artistic attempt to deflect from completing assignments.

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    Corvus
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's cool art, of course, but... perhaps an exam sheet is not the proper place for it? The teacher isn't "killing artists" in this case, but simply wondering why this was submitted.

    Nicola Roberts
    Community Member
    9 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My guess is they were having knee surgery tomorrow, and their life goals just weren't in alignment with the teacher's.

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a math teacher, I would have posted this sheet for everyone to admire. Then I'd tell the kid to actually do the assignment when he feels well enough after the surgery.

    #76

    Funny meme showing an email exchange between a student and a professor with identical names, highlighting a humorous reply.

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    BlackestDawn
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My guess they (the student) got the message for the prof instead of the prof.

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    MonsterMum
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand, can someone explain please?

    EmJay
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think they sent it to themselves instead of the teacher?

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    #77

    Split image shows a large rock on a mountain and the rock tied to a car. College Confessions meme humor.

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    Panda McPandaface
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Without the smallest dent in the car roof. Remarkable.

    Laura MG
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did he have a fork lift with him?

    °CORLEONE°
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is probably Styrofoam painted as a rock. 🤣

    Bear Hall
    Community Member
    9 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you sure he didn't order it online? The pictures can't always convey the size of the actual product.

    Panda Cat
    Community Member
    3 weeks ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they put a twist in each side of the straps they won’t have to hear dreadful noise as they drive. Of course, it doesn’t matter much with photoshopped rocks and straps but if they ever carry something on their roof, sans a proper rack, maybe they’ll remember this little tip.

    NJ P
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rock too heavy. Photoshop.

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