We’ve still got about a month left until the spring equinox, but many of us are already tired of the dark days and freezing cold mornings. I can't wait to see the flowers start blooming, the sun start shining and people walking around without gluing their eyes to the ground to avoid slipping on ice.
And if you’re looking for something to help chase away your winter blues, you’ve come to the right place, pandas. We took a trip to the College Confessions Instagram account and gathered some of their funniest memes down below. Now, many of these pics don’t actually have much to do with university. But hopefully, they’ll bring a smile to your face! And keep reading to find conversations with Mary Dell Harrington, Co-Founder of Grown & Flown, and Lynne Fuller, Founder of College Flight Path.
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Nature’s Original Artist
His parents told him he wassent planed, but he was a happy little accidentally 🙃
Load More Replies...I have a hard time imaging him in the previous career of drill sergeant. Like, Bob Ross yelling at people? Impossible.
I recently purchased myself a heat changing Bob Ross mug and now I see him EVERYWHERE!!! Raise your mugs in homage to Bob Ross!!!
Remember: he got completely screwed over when he made his book contracts. He never was paid for books and later his son never gets a dime of any merchandise…… so love him on PPublic Broadcasting , but don’t give the owners of his licensing a dime.
Load More Replies...Work From Home, Deadpan Edition
It would have been funny to have him wearing a shirt but no pants.
To learn more about the college experience, we reached out to a couple of experts on the topic: Mary Dell Harrington, Co-Founder of Grown & Flown, and Lynne Fuller, Founder of College Flight Path. They were kind enough to have a chat with Bored Panda and explain what students should know before enrolling.
"Don't believe the myth that college is the 'best four years' of your life," Mary Dell says. "Most first year students find college to be a challenge on many levels, especially during that first semester."
Unexpected Rainbow Interruptions
Lol. I was this guy once. I was riding my bike up a steep hill, and there was a girl walking down on the sidewalk. She didn't notice that there was a huge buck walking like 15 paces behind her. I kept pointing behind her and she was looking at me like WTF is wrong with this dude. Finally I caught my breath well enough to just yell "look behind you". She turned around and her and the deer were just staring at each other. As I passed the two of them she yelled back at me "OMG Thank you so much this is awesome"
Now that is really cool! When you have just seen something that really blows your mind ya just gotta share it!
"While students have the ability to do well in their courses, college academics are very different than high school classes, but not necessarily because they're harder. The cadence of assignments and the free time during which students need to complete them requires students to develop an entirely new set of time management skills," Mary Dell explained. "Teens don't enter college with those skills in place but will need to create them, which takes time."
"It also takes time to adjust socially from being with hometown friends and family to finding a friend group. The shared experiences that transform acquaintances into close friends don't happen overnight but over the course of weeks and even months," the expert continued. "Students should try to take comfort in knowing that they are not alone in feeling homesick or disoriented, especially early on."
Legacy of a Life Well Lived
My mother asked me that once and I said I'd change many things. Not because I have regrets, but because I know how this story goes up until now. So if I get a do-over, why would I follow the exact same path?
there are probably about six things Union I would have changed just about today
Pepperoni Made It Personal
Not only the employee deserves a raise, but I hope they kept on ordering their pizzas from the same place.
That pizza looks burned. I don't like pepperoni but most pepperoni pizzas I see on here look burned. Is that a thing?
Load More Replies...Lynne also shared her top five pieces of advice for new college students. First, she suggests getting a blood panel done to know your health baseline when heading off to college. "So many students ignore what healthy eating, sleeping, and movement habits do for them when they are involved in PE, Health, team sports, and intramurals at home, coupled with balanced meals," the expert noted.
"Knowing what your health baseline is before changing your living situation entirely is important, especially if you get really sick that first semester," Lynne explained. "This also leads to having a plan if you get sick, figuring out what the university requires in terms of connecting with advisors and teachers before you run a fever or have been hit by the latest norovirus can be helpful."
"If you plan, then dealing with the steps to ensure you are not docked in your grade due to illness is most certainly worth the preparation," she continued. "Additionally, do not forget to get everyone's contact information to share with a parent via a group chat, that way if someone falls ill there are multiple eyes on your wellbeing."
Suit Up, Baby\'s Here
“Welcome to the world, baby, where everything is made up and the points don’t matter!”
Load More Replies...Next, Lynne recommends building relationships with your future roommate, upperclassmen, advisors, and the alumni network. "All of these people will become part of what you are investing in for your future career," she noted. "It is also helpful to register for pre-orientation programs and welcome events, so you can start to connect with those who are also heading off to school with you."
It's also a good idea for college students to learn how to be independent. "There will not be someone to wake you up, tell you when to go to bed, how to do your laundry (unless you pay for a service), make basic meals (unless you get a Factor subscription), and set social media limits," the expert continued. "These are all important activities that need to be completed unprompted, so learn to persist on your own."
Winter Wardrobe Upgrade
It is cute. BUT The reason they need these is partially due to the fact they take them from their mother at such a young age. Moms body heat helps keep them warm.
If they were kept with their mothers, as they should, they wouldn't need earmuffs.
Sorry, what? I can't hear you through my ear muffs! But seriously, they probably prefer this to frostbite.
Load More Replies...https://www.ravelry.com/patterns/library/calf-ear-warmer?buy=1
Load More Replies...Lynne's next tip is learning how to "reverse calendar" the semester. "Start from finals and work your way backwards through all assignments, quizzes, tests, and papers to figure out when the heavy academic weeks will be," she explained. "If there are hard classes that you know you are taking in the first semester, get organized with a tutor straight away, do not wait! The good ones go quickly."
And finally, she recommends introducing yourself to your professors and establishing a relationship before you have a question or need to make a request of them. "It is better to be proactive than reactive," Lynne shared. "Sending an introductory email can help build relationships and find a mentor."
The expert also has a whole checklist featuring more of these helpful tips on College Flight Path.
Miniature Repair Squad
It requires more than "just paint" to actually fix the problem properly.
Load More Replies...I could have given him a cream colored cylinder. Edit: don’t know where he got the part the roller is on though. This was probably a set he slightly altered.
Load More Replies...Why did the monkey fall off the tree . Er war tot.
Load More Replies...Backyard Wildlife Surprise
and a particularly thin Rafiki at that. someone get this guy some more bananas
Next, we asked the experts what advice they would give to college students who feel like they don't have anyone to confide in or open up to.
"The disorientation students feel on a new campus, living in a small shared dorm space with a stranger, and not being close with anyone (yet) can make it a challenge to find someone to confide in," Mary Dell told Bored Panda. "Most campuses have mental health resources, and students should access those resources just like they would if they are physically ill. Dr. Lisa Damour wrote this guide to how to find a therapist at college."
She added that students should also reach out to their parents with any problems or concerns. "If they feel more comfortable, any caring adult they have been close with in life, such as a former teacher or coach may also be helpful to them to just listen or brainstorm ideas or solutions."
Unexpected Pet Rescue
Face be like - I don't know what is happening, but it feels good, let us carry the ruse as long as it lasts.
Okay thank you. I was thinking it didn't look at all like the coyotes I've come across. Could it be a coyote/dog mix? Is that possible? I know coyotes have been breading with wolves out where my mom lives but THOSE are huge and wolf looking. 🤔
Load More Replies...It must have wanted to be rescued, and it's just starting to have second thoughts. I want to see the photos from when it was sure it had made a mistake.
Really doesn't look like a coyote, or act like one, so does it matter?
Load More Replies...Coyotes can be dangerous, right? I'm not American so forgive me but when I read these things I am confused why people aren't informed about something that could kill them.
Yes, but no more than any feral dog. Few animals will attack if you don't give them a reason to.
Load More Replies...Her name is Andrea Athie and that is in fact a coyote. She found him on the side of the road with a broken leg anx took him to the Vet. He was cared for but unfortunately he had suffered internal injuries and passed away five days after being rescued. You can look up the story.
This is true and I'm sorry I took it lightly at first. Andrea did a thing most of us pandas would be proud of.
Load More Replies...I wonder if something like this happened eons ago when dogs became domesticated.. one day an early human was like "hey you're kinda cute" and gave the doggo scratches and food and ancient doggo was like "...hey this isn't too bad.." 🤔😂
It's a bit darker than that perhaps. Google "baboons kidnap puppies": https://bit.ly/41q6KNt
Load More Replies...Chillin’ or Alarmed?
Is it supposed to happen? Should I inform my servant? But it looks cool. So....
What is it with cats and fire? My idiot poked his nose in my candle before I could grab him. Burnt his whiskers off and singed his nose. He was most irate when I told him it was his own fault.
That's why I haven't lit a candle in my house in 10 years XD Too many cats. Heck, my oldest, Kohl, sometimes jumps onto the counter when I'm cooking something on the stove and gives the gas flame a serious look and I have to shoo her off XD
Load More Replies...My little furball gets quite agitated when I'm looking at my phone and not at her. So, take a good look at that cat's posture and eyes. That's gloating, that is, for a job well done.
More than one of our cats would plop itself on my wife's keyboard while she was working at the computer. On more than one occasion, she would return to the computer to find a whole paragraph replaced with gibberish and a cat looking innocently at it.
Load More Replies...The Art of Exam Curveballs
Right?! Imagine answering it and getting something wrong and they actually mark you down for it
Load More Replies...Husband was exempt from taking exams his senior year of high school (1979), except there was one teacher who did not believe in it so she gave him one question for his exam - what's the difference between this and that, to which he replied is and at. Aced it!
It's a trap - I fell into it once but bounced back immediately. I had an oral exam at uni in Analytical chemistry methods and I got a question I studied well for. I smiled so the professor asked why, I said it's my favourite method. She told me it's the method she used for her PhD, I almost died. Turns out I did study it well, and we basically had a chat about the method
I had a professor like that once. He said to write our own essay question and answer it, then assign point value. He couldn't believe it when I gave myself only three points.
I'm actually in a zoom class now for cybersecurity, if that was my only exam question that would be awesome!!!!
"The beauty of heading off to college is that everyone is in the same boat. Everyone is new to campus," Lynne shared. "In fact, there is a common set of fears and excitement when embarking on this adventure which helps facilitate friendships much faster. Having an open mind to who you will meet and click with is important."
"It is easy to fall into casual routines with friends, but investing quality time through game nights and activities can make it easier to build genuine relationships," she noted. "It is also important to spend some quality time in small groups, not just large ones. Spreading out the time spent in smaller cohorts makes it easier to fall into more meaningful conversations."
Halfway There, Fully Lost
Did that with my keys, they've been missing for about a day now. I only know they're somewhere in my home because my car is in the garage.
I began leaving my keys in the front door deadbolt. I haven't lost them since. Well, usually for me I have them on a hook inside my bedroom door, but this works, too.
Load More Replies...There are things that I have put in a specific place so I can find it later that I have never found again.
Got tickets for a Metallica concert more than a year in advance (it was last summer). A few days before leaving for the concert, I couldn't find them anywhere, looked for hours, already panicking. Then I remembered they were only electronic...
I’m hoping that when we die, not only are we reunited with all of our pets (and loved ones), but we’re also given a bin of all of the things we put in a “special place for safe keeping” or that our pets hid from us and we never found again (and where each item was found!), just so we know we weren’t totally crazy.
I used to do that with dial up AOL. It took so long, I'd be "Why am I here?"
Load More Replies...There is a third part where you find the item(s) you are looking for when you are not looking for them.
Oh yes, I do that as well. Look for one thing and find the other thing I lost.
Load More Replies...I have "dedicated areas" for everything in my house, so everything of a certain type goes into that area, and I only have to search in a certain spot. That said, I'm still looking for so many things! Once, I returned home from the shops and thought I misplaced my key. I panicked, climbed over the fence to the neighbour who has a spare one. Came back into my house... and you guess: the key was on the dedicated hook :).
"If you feel like you are not finding your people, look for clubs and activities that you enjoy where there is a higher chance of meeting people who share something in common with you," the expert suggests. "It is important to maintain relationships with counselors, resident life advisors, and academic mentors, they too get to meet so many people across the community that they will have ideas of organizations that will welcome you to try something new. You never know who you are going to connect with and will become that unlikely mentor."
"While embarking on building new friendships, it is important to make a plan for how to maintain meaningful friendships from home," Lynne continued. "Schedule a Sunday night catch-up or a once-a-month book club and pre-plan an event when you return home for breaks or holidays. By scheduling connection time, it is much easier to continue fueling those relationships. Sometimes that can be the comfortable foundation to feel empowered to go out and try something new."
Pawsitive Vibes Only
my neighbor's dog, a saint bernard, is a certified therapy dog. his name is thor, and i call him my 'thorapy' dog
Walk up or appointments only? If walk up, I’ll be here all day. If appointments, put me down for every one of them.
Can I purchase a whole day? This is the kind of therapy i neeeeeeeeeeeed
Sink or Swim Situation
Cat distribution system now making "in-sink" deliveries!
Load More Replies...You know you should not have trespassed its privacy. It is the cat's place as long as the cat stays.
Found and Finally Returned
Stealing someone's ID so you can get into a bar underage?
Load More Replies...yeah but by then she would have to get replacement and this is the biggest pain.
Identity theft is not a joke Jim! Millions of families suffer every year.
Next, we wanted to know what advice the experts would give to parents who are worried about their children adjusting to college.
"It is understandable that parents fret over how their teen is adjusting to college. While students are experiencing a transition period, so are their parents who need to get comfortable with no longer having their teen under their roof," Mary Dell shared. "One of the most powerful things parents can do is to let their teen initiate communication via a text or a call and not expect that their son or daughter will be able to have a long conversation when the parents want to talk."
Professionally Sleepy
Well she does LOOK like she just woke up an hour late, so sleepy doctor does actually check out.
Why is the word d**g concealed? Is this one of those stupid American website things?
Load More Replies...But Mary Dell also wants parents to remember that it can be very helpful to listen and not to necessarily jump ahead to offer solutions or give their teen lots of unsolicited advice. "We need to remember that we are often the ones our teens come to to complain, to vent or to reveal being hurt or anxious," she explained. "It can be therapeutic for our teens to unburden themselves to us; they might not need or want us to do more than listen."
Fragile Life Essentials
I've never felt older than presenting my birth certificate to my new state's DMV, gently unfolding it, finding a few pieces break off it, and deciding it looks like an Aramaic manuscript of the Gospel of Matthew.
Lol. Can relate. I finally ordered a new one about 8 years ago. What a process. Pro tip. Don't lose your birth certificate and ssn card. You get to decend to a special form of buricratic hell if you do.
Load More Replies...Yeah, it's not meant to be carried around like a driver's license. You're supposed to keep it in a safe place. I keep my kids's and mine in a fireproof safe with the birth certificates and other important docs.
Load More Replies...I have never once needed the actual physical copy of my SS card in my nearly 60 years of life. It's in a safe. In pristine condition.
My national insurance number came on a blue & red plastic card similar to a credit card, but it was in the 90s.
I laminated mine. No one has bothered me about it. I'm 46, and did this in 1996 and it's fine.
Yeah, I laminated mine when I was still a kid. Didn't realize until much later that I wasn't "supposed" to. I also signed it when I was a kid, so it has my name printed in straggly letters across it, as I signed it before I learned cursive in school XD
Load More Replies...The reason you're not supposed to laminate it is related to the fact that it's absolutely not printed on "gas station toilet paper". It's printed on essentially the same paper and with the same technique as dollar bills. It's high quality cotton/linen paper printed with the intaglio process. Intaglio leaves tactile raised lines where it's printed and it's part of the anti-counterfeiting measures of the card (and currency). If you laminate it, you can no longer feel if it's intaglio printed. That said, as others have pointed out, no one needs to inspect your card any more, if they ever did. Which makes the necessity of anti-counterfeiting measures more than a little questionable. But also, you can get Tyvek sleeves for wallet cards and they work well to protect Social Security cards. They're cheap, and your bank might even have some for free.
I never signed mine and apparently that's not an issue. Since no one has said anything. However I was flying last week and TSA was like your passport is invalid? What? It's not signed. So I signed it. First time I've been called out on that also. Strange.
My wife, in the days before swipe credit cards, hadn't signed the back of her credit card and it was refused. She huffed and said "Well give me a pen and I'll sign it!" Sorry, still going to refuse it!
Load More Replies...Slow and Steady Mode
TBH the weirdest thing for me is social media has advanced so far you can track your family members. I really don't want that.
Not sure what the above App/program is but with Google Maps you have to share your real time location with someone before they can track you
Load More Replies...Was visiting a cousin in Mississippi for the first time back in very early 2020 (before COVID). I was flying out of Memphis, so he drove me up there. We had lunch and visited Sun Studio, where Elvis, Orbison, Cash & Lewis all recorded music. We used my phone's GPS to guide us to the airport and we went traveled on tertiary neighborhood roads. It was only after we were close to the airport that I realized that the app was set for bicycling routes. At lease we didn't drive down any paths dedicated to cyclists or pedestrians 🤣
The app is life 360. You can add who you like to your circle, it’s super useful for parents with kids.
The doctor told my grandmother to walk five miles a day for good health. That was two weeks ago and today we don't know where the heck she is . 😁
Just had to put in one street name to find out where OPs grandma is. They may want to mark out non-generic street names next time. 😬
Lynne recommends that parents and students establish a time to connect every week, so there won't be any guessing about when this check-in will occur. "When a student is 18, the university does not have an obligation to share information if a student is attending class (or missing class), how they are doing in their program, or if their roommate overdosed and Narcan was administered," she noted. "This sounds extreme, but it happens more often than you think."
Lost And Found Madness
NOT right now is the US! Please pray or us / and 'orange face/bad hair's effect on the planet! SMFH. If I could, I'd be an ex-pat in a NY Minute. Deep breaths, we' will get through it.
Illegal is illegal, and most of us are sick of it!
Load More Replies...Sooo, how often do you use the scanner in your home office?? Getting your money's worth, yes?? 😹
"Yet, if families set a time to video conference weekly, then families can see what is happening with their student. I have heard too many horror stories of when there is not consistent communication that establishing a plan and sticking to it helps avoid a lot of issues, especially when there are roommate problems, coursework stressors, or other issues that ultimately arise during the transition to college," Lynne shared. "I have often received 'I'm lonely' or 'I'm struggling' texts where I hop on a call and talk with former students about what is going on and how they can persist through that feeling and establish a purposeful plan to navigate through these rougher times."
Donut Judge Me
The only way that could be better is if it was a donut spare and not a full spare tire.
Either the cop laughed or you got a ticket. Depends on cop''s sense of humour.
This is so funny, I snorted my coffee, uh-GAIN! I LOVE "Bored Panda". -Packed w/ stuff you won't see ANYwhere else.
Cop: No, I realize that. I've already got a real one that size in my car. I was just wondering whether you knew where to get a cup of coffee big enough to go with it.
Subtle Texting Signals
Tracy Morgan. Now go get us some damn chinese food fool. im gonng keep playing NBA 2K7
And in my mind I envision bringing home a nice Chinese family of mother, father, and two children.
Biting Into Danger
Special place in hell next to Eight O'Clock Coffee drinkers
Load More Replies...I've always thought that 'After Eight' is a silly name: no matter what the time is it's always after eight o'clock. It's like the warning not to feed gremlins after midnight. Between midnight and x-o'clock would make sense, but it's always after midnight, even at 11:59pm.
It means 'after 8pm' because they're chocolates to be enjoyed with coffee after a big dinner, as in an evening meal. There's an old idea that mint helps digestion, so you'd need it after a big meal. (UK person here.)
Load More Replies...They are European chocolates so they are using the 24 hours clock.
Load More Replies...Finally, Mary Dell says that finding community is a powerful way students can begin to feel like college is 'home.' "It might take time and some unsuccessful tries before they find a group and/or organization where there is a good fit. Don't be discouraged if it takes longer than you had hoped to connect with people or a group but keep trying until you do," she shared.
"Students need to remember not to be fooled by what they are seeing of their high school friends online. Few people admit their loneliness, or struggles with adjustment," the expert says. "You won't see lots of posts of new college students sitting alone in their dorm rooms. They need to remember that most have periods of loneliness and homesickness that in time go away."
And if you're looking for more insight from Mary Dell, be sure to visit Grown & Flown!
Creative Parking Persuasion
Marketing Budget spent right - instead of potential customers getting nothing, they still get something whether they subscribe or not. You will be remembered for good.
If that insurance business card wasn’t there, the note would have an entirely different meaning! 🤣
It reminds me of that Bay Area guy who was feeding meters while wearing a clown suit. It's illegal there, and apparently in most places.
Clouds Made Simple
Chemtrails are imaginary. Those white streaks in the sky are water vapour.
Come on, the most effective way to keep the population docile is not by doping the municipal water system, it's from a massive conspiracy involving airlines dumping chemicals on us from seven miles up. It's the same reason crop dusters fly at 30,000 feet when spraying crops! Oh wait...
Load More Replies...My favourite is cirrus, especially when they look like they've been combed. We also call them mares tails.
Lynne also added that there will be several inflection points during any adjustment to college, typically following the W-curve model.
"The four I see most are: homesickness (there will be a feeling of loss due to that stability), friendship/social issues (there will be a honeymoon time and then adjustment if certain relationships are not working out, think rush or picking a roommate for sophomore year), studying for college exams, and learning to troubleshoot on your own (rather than calling a family member for help)," she told Bored Panda.
Old School Texting Vibes
🤣🤣🤣 love this! Also it’s typically so they can send nudes and have the images “expire” after the 10 second time limit instead of staying on your phone indefinitely.
I'm 48 and use snapchat with some friends and my grown up kids :D
I hate all the convoluted, ridiculous rules people have now for communicating. Don't call someone without texting first?! WTF? I''s a phone! Makes me glad that I've never learned how to text on my phone.
I don't have it either but I don't act like I'm more mature than anyone who does
You need to get even older and start wondering why they don't just call you!
I can safely say I've never Snapchatted. I think I did try tweeting one time. Too old school--write me a letter or send a postcard, lol. ok, text is fine, but that & email is as far advanced as I'm willing to go!
"Often, the answer is to plan ahead when these moments arise and have steps to follow to navigate the unease," Lynne noted. "I have seen parents who send care packages during these times (Week 2 of college, Week 5 during the first assessments, Week 8 when homesickness sets in, and Week 12 before final exams)."
"This can be a great practice to care from afar, but also send the tools to make it through the moment like a gift certificate to a great coffee shop, cozy socks, new post-it notes or study aids, and even a fun tabletop sand garden or stapler in Jello that says funny Office sayings can be a pick me up when the world feels just a little too stressful," the expert shared.
And if you're looking for more advice from Lynne, be sure to visit College Flight Path or follow them on Instagram!
Wrap It Up... Or Not
Some greengrocers in UK wrap veg in newspapers, but that's because it gets washed or peeled before use.
Load More Replies...Laundry Day, Upgraded
You get an upvote for the Futurama reference!
Load More Replies...You are harboring a genius!! Channel his creativity!! He is going places!!
And be sure to get him back when he least expects it.
Load More Replies...When told to 'hang up clothes' it's normal to take them out of the laundry basket first.
Load More Replies...That smartass kid is gonna lose the games and die when Mama gets done with him.
All Clocks Align
There was a hotel in Stavanger that had 3 clocks, Oslo, Copenhagen and Stockholm, all the same time!
Batteries all were put in at the same time and all died at the same time?
At least couple decades ago my local BK had a clock in the middle of the floor that had four clocks with 4 different times on it. I assume it was for different time zones or countries. This was before the internet so I couldn't Google the times.
Are these memes turning your frown upside down today, pandas? Keep upvoting the ones you find particularly relatable, and let us know in the comments below what you’ve been doing recently to stay positive during this cold winter. Then, if you’re interested in checking out even more funny pics from College Confessions, look no further than right here!
School Survival Mode
No Leaving meant getting on the bus and getting on the bus meant seeing Mrs. Rapp, that meant Mrs. Rapp, the busdriver, was probably going to yell at me and hit me at some point. The bus was almost as bad as the supply closet the principal used to lock me in. True Story. I wish it wasn't but yeah that happened and more I refuse to remember. Look, when your kids are saying stuff like this, please listen to them.
Reminds me of the time my 4th grade teacher gave teh class an antomy lesson by disecting a cow heart, then afterwards we had to copy writing from the board which ended in "My favourite part was...." and fill in the blank. One girl wrote "the end."
Unexpected Wildlife Report
the absolute balls these squirrels had to just do it in public. I bet they come back a couple months later and birth a couple more in the same spot
The problem is, will the squirrels remember where they were?
Load More Replies...When Samurai Meets Ogre
Unbaked Chill Vibes
Do not eat it... you didn't, did you? Save me for the future cooking lessons
Cold Case of the Shrinking Lunch
Has a future in the food packaging industry: everything I buy is deceptively packaged to look like more.
One unrelated question...is that a toaster in the refrigerator?
Ah! The old babysitter's trick! (See Mad Magazine's sitter handbook from 1967.)
Not Your Average Pumpkin
Lol, for those that don't know, it actually IS a Jeep thing for Jeep owners to leave different kinds of rubber duckys on each other's jeeps. I have no idea how or when it started but it never fails to make me smile when I find one
Load More Replies...Courtroom Meets Taco Night
That's what I noticed, too. A bit suspicious, ya think?
Load More Replies...Snack Time, Level Expert
Candy Gatekeeper on Duty
That's the first thing I noticed, too. Can you imagine if they had to spell to, too, two or their, there, they're?
Load More Replies...Bare only means unclothed (and all its variations). Bear means all the rest; the animal and to carry.
Artful Injury Alert
Many pubs in the UK have low ceiling beams. They hang a sign or picture which says "duck or grouse." I.e. lower your head or whine about it!
I love it. Someone's going to hit their head and then understand the picture.
So now they bump their chins when they raise their eyes to see the picture.
Does it work or did they look at the deck and hit their heads anyway? Or do they process it in time? Lol
Step Lightly Here
In Arizona where everyone has a truck with a hitch but owns nothing that requires towing. Honestly can't comprehend this. I have a truck practical reasons and if I'm not towing I remove the hitch. It takes three seconds and prevents your hitch from being a rusted out hunk when you do need it. F550 bucket truck is my work vehicle and I can't comprehend why someone would choose a truck as their daily driver. Soo many huge trucks driven by people who are obviously terrified of their own vehicle and incapable of keeping their surrogate penis in their own lane. If i could put a bucket and 2k pounds of tools and equipment in a compact car id be a happy happy man.
Thanks for being one of the smart people in this equation! I constantly have to remind my husband to remove the hitch (we have a 32' travel trailer, so its the giant weight-distribution type of hitch) after towing. I tried to see if he'd remember on his own once and it sat there on the back of his truck for two months. That thing wasn't cheap, either... why he wouldn't worry about it rusting in the elements is beyond me...
Load More Replies...I was thinking about that. It's obviously meant to be a pathway, that these idiots make unusable.
Load More Replies...i bet you more than 75% of those trucks are driven by dude who do not need a truck.
Passed Down Drama
I remember seeing previously owned text books signed like this. People with the surname Sul should not have R as their first initial.
No way we did this. It was paper bag book covers, you didn't damage the books.
We had the paper bag book covers to protect the outside, but we also had to write our names like this on the inside of the front cover.
Load More Replies...That’s one from a library so they know who checked the book out and when it’s due. Long time ago the library in the small town I grew up in got little metal plates on our cards so they just had to run the check out card to either emboss or ink it. High tech, for the time.
Load More Replies...Oh, I've had such textbooks, long ago. Some of them had more doodles than actual text :D
In high school, someone wrote in mine, "If you're hungry, eat this book, it's full of bologna." For some reason, I thought that was the funniest thing ever. There were also some pretty good artists.
Load More Replies...Lonely Meal Misread
Yesterday upon the stair, I saw a man who wasn't there, He wasn't there again today, I think he's with the CIA
It is NOT sad!! Maybe we WANT to be alone. Maybe it is our night out away from the kids and husband. Maybe it is our night out from caring for an elderly parent. Maybe we are in a conference all day and just want peace and quiet. Maybe we are in a strange town and do not want to know anyone. Please do not lump us all in a group and say that ALL women are sad because you think we couldn't get a date. Were you born in the 1950's?
I eat alone all the time and trust me I am not sad at all. It's weird to think people may be looking at me thinking this.
Load More Replies...Sad, yeah, but this pic is rather creepy. At least, for me, as I've never seen a floating beard before.
I once met a celebrity I could not see, because he insists so.
I hope he asked before he sat down with her...maybe she just wanted to be alone.
Hidden Giggles Unleashed
Standing Tall, Wet Towel Edition
Years ago, one of our line cooks convinced one of our hosts that the touchless paper towel dispensers were voice activated.
Years ago if I keyed my two-way radio within about 8 feet of the paper towel dispenser at work it would spit out a towel just like if I had waved my hand under it. I had some fun with that.
Load More Replies...And they convinced me that if you use the onion whole without chopping, you won't cry. Burgers have never been the same since.
If you stare at the tile just above it it'll look like a very thick brown mat instead 🙂↕️
Load More Replies...Actually, today I tried out a hack I heard about and it actually worked. If you place a lighted scented candle next to where you are chopping onions - no tears!!!
At least they weren't sent out to locate a bubble for a spirit level.
i worked in a restaurant with a big ice machine. you had to scoop the ice out in the big cambros to fill up the ice at the bar or at the drink machine. we had a new guy one day and told him the ice machine was producing too much ice and we needed him to count how many ice cubes were in the machine, and how many it produces per hour.
My ex mother-in-law used to say a piece of bread in your mouth as you chopped onions would prevent tears. I never tried it so I don't know if it works. No frickin' way was I going to stand there with a piece of sourdough dangling from my mouth.
Petty And Proud
He's too fat! It's super unhealthy to let a cat get this big. Shame on you 😡
A) The cat is sitting awkwardly, therefore making it look bigger than it probably is. B) Some cats are truly just large cats. This cat does not look overweight to me at all.
Load More Replies...PSA. If your dog or cat keeps pressing its head against an upright surface like this, it probably has a headache. It needs to be examined by a vet to rule out any medical problems.
It has it's head pressed there because there's something in the aquarium. Good grief.
Load More Replies...Whoever owns that cat should be banned from keeping pets. It's cruel to let an animal get that much overweight.
Squat down between your legs and see how much bigger you look. Same for the cat. It will stretch back fine when it sits up properly or walks
Load More Replies...It is sitting goofy, but it doesn't look like it stretches out into a normal sized cat. When my cat looks like a bowling ball from behind, he doesn't also look like a bowling ball from the front. Actually, he never looks like a bowling ball from the front. I think I have to side with the "this cat is obese" crowd on this one...
Blue Light Upgrade
That's the state of policing in the US today. They hire people who don't know that you need to take the cap off to add blinker fluid.
Hahahahaha. I scared my dog from laughing so hard. She definitely has a sense of humor! 🤣
Printed Internet Problems
Lol same. My laptop is touchscreen, so every time I'm on another computer, I end up reaching up and trying to select things on the monitor.
Load More Replies...I printed some information about a hotel where my wife and I were going to stay. The links printed as they appeared on the computer screen. My wife caught herself pushing the printed links to get more information.
I’ve been known to try to zoom in on printed photos, especially low quality images.
Load More Replies...Syllabus Survival Guide
As I have currently started taking courses again after 10+ years... yes... they are... and it sucks...
Are you kidding me? There's 8-13% free credit in there if you go to class and don't die!
I'm a professor. If I don't hold their hands, they do things like start projects the night before. If I base the overall grades on three assignments, they get crazy about what their grade should and complain there's not enough assignments to make up for a bad test. I don't quite micromanage as much as the 2nd one but my students consistently do better in class and retain the info better.
Load More Replies...I'm a bit lost on this one (granted, even graduate school was over 20 years ago), but what is the problem? It looks like the requirements are very clearly defined.
I think they are talking about how it is "these three things make up all your score" or "I am going to be extremely nitpicky and grade every little thing"
Load More Replies...I might have a problem with the last one after understanding all the rest.
Not All Lights Are Magical
Nah, that's the Nineties Lights. You can tell because it has the telltale pastels and squiggly line. Sometimes you can even catch it when the Doritos with sprinkles are also out!
Color me clueless, but I thought the northern lights look quite different
Nope, that is the Jazz design of the Solo paper cup. Otherwise known as the official cup of the 90s.
Load More Replies...Brilliant Laptop Hacks
Hot air exhaust for my laptop is on the bottom, for some reason. So I need it.
Load More Replies...Where's my laptop? It's got to be here it's not like it just grew legs and walked away..
This is the "Lego Brick Expansion Card" for the modular Framework laptop.
I've always bitten my ice cream. Licking takes too long. Apparently I am a savage XD
Load More Replies...I would never eat ice cream like this. I would take a bigger bite.
College-Confessions
It was probably autocorrect. Why is one typo such a big deal?
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It's called 'de-yawning' and weirdly doesn't work on other animals, only humans.
Don't stick your fingers in people's mouths. Tickle them instead.
Or just don't touch/mess with people at all when they're yawning? XD
Load More Replies...You are what you eat. The bear said, “😆Nah. I’m good.”.
Load More Replies...Bragging about extreme idiocy. That's our times. To be honest I wouldn't be surprised if in reality they are in a middle of setting it up and just made a fun photo.
Seriously. If this were true I wouldn't want anyone to know, so I think you might be right.
Load More Replies...You're supposed to set up camp before you get drunk for this reason. Also put a bucket of water close to the fire..never know.
So a group of three or four so-called adults couldn't scrape together enough brain cells to erect a tent. You should be ashamed.
College-Confessions
Without the caption I would have thought he was drinking ravioli water.
Or decaf. Or joke. Or they have different physiology than you.
Load More Replies...I hope the top handle doesn't open the door, but gives a low voltage electric shock to encourage them to go back to wash.
I think it's more the thought that every other hand that touched it was also unwashed, makes them more aware - if I don't want to touch someone else's dirty hand residue maybe they don't want to touch mine either. Of course the Devil in me would have made me deliberately not wash and use the bottom handle anyway. Kids can be evil. (Edit: the Brit in me immediately thinks of "school" as what children go to, adults go to college or university).
Load More Replies...Sometimes when I use the communal bathroom in my dorm, people leave without washing their hands. I try to give them the benefit of the doubt (We have sinks in our dorms, maybe they're going to wash them there because, I don't know, they have soap they like?) but it kinda grosses me out.
I call that a college or first apartment lamp. And yes I had one at some point. :)
Omg one of my favorite school adults has this lamp and it's amazingly hideous in real life too!
During college I lived in an old row home with 6 other women and had this in one of the rooms and I think an even taller coordinating one in another room. Wasn't actually the worst thing in that house.
Load More Replies...The link under the image, "collegefessing", https://www.instagram.com/p/DCh0xzmS9R5/?img_index=2
Load More Replies...I sure hope those aren't US dollars. (but based on the sales tax, they probably are.)
It's because they're vegan. I'm not hating on vegans/veganism, but pointing out that specifically-vegan food tends to be VERY pricey. (Chik'n Nuggets since they can't legally be called "chicken", and the (v) afterwards, and note the Vegan Ranch choice on the pizza and the "Upgrade to Make Vegan" as well.)
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College-Confessions
My wife and I play soccer six where you predict football results, she is normally better at it than me. I played semi-pro soccer back in the day and it clearly does me no good at all. A guy in the pub once said he would bet she didn't know the offside rule. Big mistake! She educated him using beer glasses as players, pepper pot as ball, and wine glasses as the goal. I was so proud of her as I sat back and watched her destroy him.
The pub my friends and I used to frequent had "game night" on Tuesdays. It was usually board games, but one time the bartender brought in his N64 and Mortal Kombat. I beat every single person in the pub and that was when I discovered just how upset a grown aşs man can get over a video game.
What are you chopping that you need a board that big? Wait. No. I don't want to know. You do you.
College-Confessions
It’s either a middle school or PhD student. Nobody in the middle would write like this !
im in high school and i would TOTALLY write this, at least 20% of these kids will not shut their f*****g mouths (and i do see a similarity in the writing style)
Load More Replies...Good. I had a boy in my math class who wouldn't stop talking to me even though I asked him to stop and mostly ignored him. I would constantly have to ask the teacher to repeat himself. Finally, after raising my hand I said, "could you please repeat that, someone was talking and I couldn't hear." Teacher might have been having a bad day but tore into John (the talking guy) by saying he shouldn't be talking when he doesn't understand the subject. John said, "oh I get it " teacher scoffed and said, " I'd say you don't get it based on your last quiz" oh it was magical! And he got moved to somewhere else in the room.
I hope it's a English course they're struggling with. Moving their seat might help with composing an e-mail.
I'm confused because the text seems to be written by someone young enough that it should be their parents speaking to the teacher about this problem.
I will have students regularly contact me via Rmind (a texting system within the school) for these types of concerns
Load More Replies...i imagine it's like a polite command. "stop. please"
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I don't care about anything here except the way the cans are opened! Good thing they have vodka to clean the wound.
Salt, pepper, and some dried mixed herbs, and that would be perfectly acceptable, student or not.
I would write about being in a traffic jam. So many things I could include.
The $2,300 is for what you learn over the semester from the lessons the teacher gives you before an essay and his comments when you get it back. Sometimes that $2,300 will be a rip-off, sometimes a bargain. Just like every other purchase in life.
Load More Replies...Have you not heard women refer to each other as 'guys'?
Load More Replies..."Guy" is gender-neutral, as is "bro", "bruh", and "dude" XD
Load More Replies...Funny but not a good idea to get back in the car when pumping gas. It creates static.
just touch the metal of your car to ground yourself after you get out again. it's really not that big of a deal...
Load More Replies...Why wouldn't you wear. Glove? Also I hate the places that make you hold the handle the whole time. Saves so much time if you can wash the windows while the tank fills/reaches your amount.
That is not one of the places you have to hold the handle. He just has his hand on it for the picture.
Load More Replies...Yes, make sure to rub up against that fluffy fabric nice and good to become fully warmed up. Rapid, rubbing works bet. If you zap yourself before pumping, you have to start over again, as it's the static charge that keeps you warm.
No clue why you're getting downvoted. But what do you guys call it?
Load More Replies...It's cool art, of course, but... perhaps an exam sheet is not the proper place for it? The teacher isn't "killing artists" in this case, but simply wondering why this was submitted.
My guess is they were having knee surgery tomorrow, and their life goals just weren't in alignment with the teacher's.
Load More Replies...As a math teacher, I would have posted this sheet for everyone to admire. Then I'd tell the kid to actually do the assignment when he feels well enough after the surgery.
When knee surgery is tomorrow is a meme.. for some reason
Load More Replies...My guess they (the student) got the message for the prof instead of the prof.
Load More Replies...I think they sent it to themselves instead of the teacher?
Load More Replies...If they put a twist in each side of the straps they won’t have to hear dreadful noise as they drive. Of course, it doesn’t matter much with photoshopped rocks and straps but if they ever carry something on their roof, sans a proper rack, maybe they’ll remember this little tip.
College-Confessions
Not sure why most of these are 'college confessions' as they seem to have nothing to do with college and aren't confessions.
Poll: sunshine. (And not just the winter blues, SAD and MDD) 🌞😁
I tell some people that I'm SAD three ways round, Social Anxiety Disorder, Seasonal Affected Disorder, & well just sad with life...
Load More Replies...If someone replies to a comment why doesn't BP take you straight to it when you click the link provided! Someone has told me to "F off" and I have to say I'm curious!
Not sure why most of these are 'college confessions' as they seem to have nothing to do with college and aren't confessions.
Poll: sunshine. (And not just the winter blues, SAD and MDD) 🌞😁
I tell some people that I'm SAD three ways round, Social Anxiety Disorder, Seasonal Affected Disorder, & well just sad with life...
Load More Replies...If someone replies to a comment why doesn't BP take you straight to it when you click the link provided! Someone has told me to "F off" and I have to say I'm curious!
