Jeff Wysaski, the comedic genius behind the 'Obvious Plant' project, has become a firm favorite here at Bored Panda. His unique brand of 'street humor,' a satirical and often absurd take on the world around us, has taken us to the zoo, the bookstore, IKEA, and the toy store, where fake signs and gag gifts await the unsuspecting public.

With the Christmas shopping season in full swing, now is the perfect time for Obvious Plant to get pranking. What would you do if you found a 'Stabby Patch Kid' down at your local store? Would you buy it for someone's Christmas gift? Can you buy it? As it doesn't actually belong to the store, would taking the funny gift be stealing? Nobody knows, but boy, these hilarious products must certainly become unique collector's items at some stage in the future.

Scroll down below to see the weird gifts that await in stores around Jeff's native Los Angeles, and don't forget to vote for your faves!

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Mother Mary Helen
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2 years ago

That bill is too low.

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Mother Mary Helen
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2 years ago

OMG, I have this one! :(

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Mother Mary Helen
Community Member
2 years ago

Chuckie's emo cousin

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JillVille
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2 years ago

Ok this is funny! Now we need all the superheroes or villains dressed up as cartoon characters for Hallowe'en. I need them ALL!!!!

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leeroy jenkins
Community Member
2 years ago

dang, that neck tho

holo it's me
Community Member
2 years ago

i enjoy

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Mother Mary Helen
Community Member
2 years ago

Fimally! I enjoy

MagicalUnicorn
Community Member
2 years ago

'fimally' triggers my inner grammar nazi, and i'm not even native english speaker

Chris Mugea
Community Member
2 years ago

That "I enjoy" kid is a frequent meme on 9gag lol

Hope Cady
Community Member
2 years ago

honestly, all these people laughing about fimally and im just over here enjoying the fact that china has the time for these crap

Var Vas
Community Member
2 years ago

Fimally!

WaLe
Community Member
2 years ago

I enjoy

Kiya Ward
Community Member
2 years ago

fimally.....

Harrison Rose
Community Member
2 years ago

"Fimally!" "I enjoy"

Jhoa
Community Member
2 years ago

I enjoy

Lyop
Community Member
2 years ago

That statement "I enjoy" tells you flat out dont buy this junk!!

Last Hurrah
Community Member
2 years ago

... and the yolk is on you!

moncorp1 Inc
Community Member
2 years ago

Fimally?????

Sergiu Vlad
Community Member
2 years ago

Fimally? Dafuq is "fimally"?

Michelle Hoeglund-Allison
Community Member
2 years ago

Fimally!

rhyan lumilay
Community Member
2 years ago

Fimally! I can have my eggs ready!

Zaheen Muhammad
Community Member
2 years ago

Yay.. Fimally!

Moezarella
Community Member
2 years ago

f i m a l l y

Dimitri Sandikovsky
Community Member
2 years ago

what happen with that neck's boy? edited?

Jo Choto
Community Member
2 years ago

Fimally!

K. LNU
Community Member
2 years ago

"Fimally"... is that like the Christmas Story's "Fragi-lay?"

Cora Woodcook
Community Member
2 years ago

i enjoy

Han
Community Member
2 years ago

Fimally! :'')

A Rose Among Thorns
Community Member
2 years ago

finally!!! I've always wanted a cracked egg to play with!!!

Popcorn Colonel
Community Member
5 months ago

Finally! No messy hand! I enjoy...

MADELEINE KIMBALL
Community Member
1 year ago

I enjoy

Foxyloxylou
Community Member
2 years ago

Fimally! I enjoy

Carla Yvonne Noomen
Community Member
2 years ago

but a lot of unnessary plastic..

Michelle Hallahan
Community Member
2 years ago

"FiMally!" Lol

Skye Ramadge
Community Member
2 years ago

1. The neck...2. Fimally? And 3. Obvious plant strikes again!

Irene Walton
Community Member
2 years ago

ewwwww

Elise Hill
Community Member
2 years ago

"Obvious Plant" haha! Am I the only one who saw that?!?

Samantha Thompson
Community Member
2 years ago

"I enjoy" XD

atl.XVI
Community Member
2 years ago

Lol I actually did see this somewhere...

Debster
Community Member
2 years ago

Don't mind the smell

April Simnel
Community Member
2 years ago

This is hardly different that what I'd see at the local 99 cent store near me, to be honest. Those shops carry two kinds of toys: dangerous knockoffs of high-street toys, or weird toys similar to this one. Any planning meetings there might be for the weird toys must be something Pythonesque.

Hendra Lim
Community Member
2 years ago

it's far far worse than cracking some eggs

Toast Of Saint Louis
Community Member
2 years ago

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Made in China? That's a hard no for me.

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Mother Mary Helen
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2 years ago

OMG I can't stop laughing !!!!

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Enuya
Community Member
2 years ago

If only it would be that easy...

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Danni from Oz
Community Member
2 years ago

It’s like making friends in the sims

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furious_lover
Community Member
2 years ago

such strange dogs!

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Mother Mary Helen
Community Member
2 years ago

I lost it at the second one :D))))

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leeroy jenkins
Community Member
2 years ago

oh please, i dont need this to play that. just some good old fashion hands will do the trick.

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PyroarRanger
Community Member
2 years ago

i want this for christmas

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Mother Mary Helen
Community Member
2 years ago

This product is not real. Nothing is real.

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FlawsomeTurtle
Community Member
2 years ago

that's me talking about me.

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Mother Mary Helen
Community Member
2 years ago

Do not eat the raccoon.

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Conrad Strucker
Community Member
2 years ago

yooooooo I got you man

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PyroarRanger
Community Member
2 years ago

found my spirit animal

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glowworm2
Community Member
2 years ago

These are going to hurt even worse if somebody steps on one.

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Mother Mary Helen
Community Member
2 years ago

A Chili's in a neighboring town burned down a few years ago. Yet. I still find this "toy" humorous. I'm sorry...

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Conrad Strucker
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2 years ago

wow does he like have a personal thing against animals that are black and white

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leeroy jenkins
Community Member
2 years ago

if anyone watches markiplier this will make them laugh

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Mother Mary Helen
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2 years ago

Metallica reference! HELLS YEAH

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MammaG
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2 years ago

Bruce will wear shoes only.

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Conrad Strucker
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2 years ago

just imagine "I'm gonna beat you up" "Hi, gonna beat you up, I'm DAD"

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Mother Mary Helen
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2 years ago

Better feel!

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Conrad Strucker
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2 years ago

maybe the drugs are why he's so...high ahaha

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diane a
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2 years ago

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