Jeff Wysaski, the comedic genius behind the 'Obvious Plant' project, has become a firm favorite here at Bored Panda. His unique brand of 'street humor,' a satirical and often absurd take on the world around us, has taken us to the zoo, the bookstore, IKEA, and the toy store, where fake signs and gag gifts await the unsuspecting public.

With the Christmas shopping season in full swing, now is the perfect time for Obvious Plant to get pranking. What would you do if you found a 'Stabby Patch Kid' down at your local store? Would you buy it for someone's Christmas gift? Can you buy it? As it doesn't actually belong to the store, would taking the funny gift be stealing? Nobody knows, but boy, these hilarious products must certainly become unique collector's items at some stage in the future.

Scroll down below to see the weird gifts that await in stores around Jeff's native Los Angeles, and don't forget to vote for your faves!

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JillVille
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ok this is funny! Now we need all the superheroes or villains dressed up as cartoon characters for Hallowe'en. I need them ALL!!!!

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Conrad Strucker
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Better than like a bag of dust marked "Spider-Man after Infinity War"

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Jessica Temple
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This Obvious Plant company is hilarious. I would love to work for them.

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Conrad Strucker
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

das true tho horses are like weird big dogs that you ride

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Dian Ella Lillie
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OK, I am morbidly curious about the Satanic death chant...

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Randy Dhuyvetter
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love the fact it has the suggestion to hit someone else as well.

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Randy Dhuyvetter
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The loss of his parents is so important it's mentioned thrice.

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glowworm2
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These are going to hurt even worse if somebody steps on one.

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Conrad Strucker
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

wow does he like have a personal thing against animals that are black and white

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Conrad Strucker
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

just imagine "I'm gonna beat you up" "Hi, gonna beat you up, I'm DAD"

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Enuya
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What about ocean pollution? Alternative option is: throw it into your neighbour's garden

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