Jeff Wysaski, the comedic genius behind the 'Obvious Plant' project, has become a firm favorite here at Bored Panda. His unique brand of 'street humor,' a satirical and often absurd take on the world around us, has taken us to the zoo, the bookstore, IKEA, and the toy store, where fake signs and gag gifts await the unsuspecting public.

With the Christmas shopping season in full swing, now is the perfect time for Obvious Plant to get pranking. What would you do if you found a 'Stabby Patch Kid' down at your local store? Would you buy it for someone's Christmas gift? Can you buy it? As it doesn't actually belong to the store, would taking the funny gift be stealing? Nobody knows, but boy, these hilarious products must certainly become unique collector's items at some stage in the future.

Scroll down below to see the weird gifts that await in stores around Jeff's native Los Angeles, and don't forget to vote for your faves!

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Mother Mary Helen 8 months ago

That bill is too low.

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Conrad Strucker 8 months ago

I AM crippling depression

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Emily Laur 8 months ago

[just several minutes of sobbing] That one got me

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JillVille 8 months ago

Ok this is funny! Now we need all the superheroes or villains dressed up as cartoon characters for Hallowe'en. I need them ALL!!!!

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leeroy jenkins 8 months ago

dang, that neck tho

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Conrad Strucker 8 months ago

Better than like a bag of dust marked "Spider-Man after Infinity War"

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Jessica Temple 8 months ago

This Obvious Plant company is hilarious. I would love to work for them.

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Conrad Strucker 8 months ago

Dude that would be harder than Dark Souls

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Conrad Strucker 8 months ago

das true tho horses are like weird big dogs that you ride

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Dian Ella Lillie 8 months ago

OK, I am morbidly curious about the Satanic death chant...

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Randy Dhuyvetter 8 months ago

I love the fact it has the suggestion to hit someone else as well.

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Conrad Strucker 8 months ago

that's our galaxy tho

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Han 8 months ago

Who remembers Garbage Pail kids? Hahaha

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MagicalUnicorn 8 months ago

"don't like sex"' should be here

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Conrad Strucker 8 months ago

Greg tho greg is a mood

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Maybe a Kitsune 8 months ago

I need this.

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Randy Dhuyvetter 8 months ago

The loss of his parents is so important it's mentioned thrice.

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glowworm2 8 months ago

These are going to hurt even worse if somebody steps on one.

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Conrad Strucker 8 months ago

hi welcome to chili's

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Conrad Strucker 8 months ago

wow does he like have a personal thing against animals that are black and white

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leeroy jenkins 8 months ago

if anyone watches markiplier this will make them laugh

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Mother Mary Helen 8 months ago

Metallica reference! HELLS YEAH

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tuzdayschild 8 months ago

"none clothes please"...I am weak.

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Conrad Strucker 8 months ago

just imagine "I'm gonna beat you up" "Hi, gonna beat you up, I'm DAD"

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Enuya 8 months ago

What about ocean pollution? Alternative option is: throw it into your neighbour's garden

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Conrad Strucker 8 months ago

maybe the drugs are why he's so...high ahaha

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Conrad Strucker 8 months ago

this feels really dirty what

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