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Few things are more subjective than what we find interesting or appealing; some people might spend countless hours looking at cat memes or videos of babies laughing while others would rather enjoy a rerun of The Shining. And no person can prove that one is better than the other; yet one is creepier, that’s for sure.
Even though there is plenty of online content for both of these camps of internet users, today’s list is dedicated to the fans of all things creepy. We have gathered some of the best pictures shared by the ‘Cursed.Aesthetic’ Instagram account, so if you’re interested in some rather disturbing—or confusing, at least—images, wait no longer and scroll down to find them below.
Bored Panda addressed the Adjunct Associate Professor of Neurology at Indiana University, neuroscientist Shirley M. Mueller, to get a better understanding of why people enjoy somewhat disturbing or even disgusting content; you will find her thoughts in the text below.
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Rostit. . 2 years ago
Better than the maze here. They send out starved pigs every night after close. If you're still in the maze, the pigs will eat you. A hungry pig can eat a 200poud man in about 3 hours. Send out more pigs and you can clean up the stragglers before midnight. The only hassle is the pigs get indigestion from the hair and teeth sometimes. Happy Halloween
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Full of Giggles 2 years ago
It took me a minute to realize they weren’t finding 2/3 of a body. I thought maybe they were finding headless bodies or something.
Beck 2 years ago
So last year we went into a corn maze with my then 13 and 15 year olds. I thought it was a circle where you came back out the same way. We got lost, got mad at each other, there was some cussing and I had to pee. My son was right, there was a second exit. I have not lived this down. We may go again next month.
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Gimme that Cash 2 years ago
Our wallets would become much lighter. Or our wallets will not have owners anymore.
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Lauren Bridger 2 years ago
Psst, if you believe in birds... just another reason proving that birds aren't real. Because how can it read AND only take the correct part of the flyer if it's an animal? WAKE UP PEOPLE!
Started in 2017, the ‘Cursed.Aesthetic’ Instagram account has accumulated over 1.8k posts over the four years of its existence, each one creepier than the last one. But considering the number of internet users and how many of them likely enjoy such content, it is safe to assume that people are waiting for more.
Statista revealed that as of April this year, there were nearly 5.2 billion people using the internet (4.8 billion of whom reportedly are social media users). To put it into perspective, that’s roughly 65% of the entire global population, or the equivalent of people of over 15 USAs put into one.
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Ranger Kanootsen 2 years ago
For the students. I wouldn't have gotten through middle school without the stuff!
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Lene 2 years ago
Yeah. Prepping lunch packs, packing gym clothes, remembering to check out if there are any notes the kids forgot to mention, helping with homework....etc. it requires more than a cup of camomille tea.
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Debrina Blackmoon 2 years ago (edited)
Well, where I live there's a liquor store not far from the high school.
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hitex 2 years ago
There are also have great cakes, socks, candles, etc to celebrate your divorce as well! Divorce attorney here
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It’s not easy to explain why some people are more prone to viewing disturbing or disgusting content. According to neuroscientist and author of Inside the Head of a Collector: Neuropsychological Forces at Play, Shirley M. Mueller, humans vary in their predispositions to disgust. In a recent interview with Bored Panda, she suggested that this individual susceptibility depends on several factors, one of them being underlying anxiety or emotional distress.
“It is also affected by early environmental factors where parents responded strongly to pathogenic cues, which were then imitated by the child who carried it over to adulthood,” Mueller pointed out, adding that the level of disgust is also regulated by an extraneous parasitic environment to which the individual is exposed.
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AxolotlViolet (they/them) 2 years ago
Say pizza say no, to drugs to yessss
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Unproductive Pigeon 2 years ago
no matter which way i read it i still can not find out the original text
Brian Droste 2 years ago
I believe it supposed to say No to drugs. Yes to pizza. But somebody somehow messed up real bad.
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DC 2 years ago
... or spike it - while at it anyway, make it magnificent!
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PlatinumThe8-BitCat 2 years ago
I don’t see a human face? What part looks human?
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Shishal Asaurus 2 years ago
Lookin like Bill with 4 kids with a woman named Susan that mows his yard every Wednesday and says "howdy neighbor"
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any rei 2 years ago
There is a hidden village behind that and a dragon! Also a portal to a hell dimension...
Brian Droste 2 years ago
That looks interesting. I would walk in there to see what and where it leads to.
You might still be wondering who enjoys viewing images as weird, disgusting, or horrifying as the ones on this list, or why. And, even though providing an exact answer is difficult—if at all possible—researchers have found what influences people’s inclination to a certain kind of horrendous content.
According to a 2020 study, individuals with strong beliefs in paranormal things gravitate towards horror media related to supernatural phenomena, while those less fascinated with paranormal activity tend to choose natural content-based horror media.
The study also revealed that people who enjoy sensation seeking and are of high intellect and imagination are drawn to the intellectual stimulation and challenge that comes with the initially aversive effects of horror content. They face the aversive side of viewing such content in order to simulate threats and receive a positive response from coping with it and adapting to it.
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Anna Stephenson 2 years ago
It was at that moment, the cat knew something had gone terribly wrong with his brilliant plan!
Firestar_4_Eva 2 years ago
POV: the birb pulled out a uno reverse card and the cat got stuck in the birdcage
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Fxnglhl 2 years ago
Cutis verticis gyrata is a medical condition usually associated with thickening of the scalp. The condition is identified by excessive thickening of the soft tissues of the scalp and characterized by ridges and furrows, which give the scalp a cerebriform appearance. wikipedia https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cutis_verticis_gyrata
Caroline Nagel 2 years ago
That was an interesting read, thank you for the link.
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silowew628@picvw.com 2 years ago
The idiocy on this site is absolutely breathtaking. IT'S A SATIRE POSTER, GENIUSES!
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Abel 2 years ago (edited)
"Every evening a pepper falls down the chimney" Well, this takes skill, and practise. I want to know more!
Bryn 2 years ago
I can't even be mad, I'm just impressed with that accuracy.
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JayWantsACat 2 years ago
"I have never made enemies" says the person who speaks like they ONLY make enemies.
Another reason why it’s difficult to answer what kind of person enjoys horrifying content is because the latter is very diverse. Let’s take movies, for instance—different people might enjoy different aspects of one and the same movie.
“I prefer horror as a genre because of how broad it is,” the co-director of the annual Abertoir International Horror Festival, Nia Edwards-Behi, shared in her TedX Talk. “The types of experiences that one can have watching a horror film are varied and they will themselves vary from person to person as well, of course.
“I can watch a horror film and be scared, sure, but I can also watch a horror film and laugh, or be moved, or be disturbed, or be inspired; the best films, of course, are those which can elicit a number of these reactions, if not necessarily at the same time, then throughout the run time of the film.”
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CascadedFalls 2 years ago
" You can check in any time you'd like, but you can never leave."
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Andy Frobig 2 years ago
One more of these on Park Place and your sister won't talk to you for a week
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David A Paterson 2 years ago (edited)
Not practical? Cigarette smoke (any smoke in fact) is deadly to airborne bacteria. It's a functioning antibiotic. This has been known in the medical literature for a very long time. During the plague, smoking was made compulsory for boys at Eton college, to fumigate the place. I don't know if it works for viruses, but it might.
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Rocky Horror Panda 2 years ago
I was looking for this exact comment. Knew it would be here!
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Catharina Geerts 2 years ago
In the Netherlands we have a saying: "He/she smokes like a chimney". Apparantly, somebody wanted to portray this :)
“For me, it’s the potential to be frightened that’s more important than the fear itself. Fear, of course, being a thoroughly subjective sensation,” Nia Edwards-Behi pointed out.
The way we perceive fear and the effect it has on each of us is indeed a subjective matter, but there is one thing in common that arguably plays a part in why we enjoy fear-inducing content; it’s our ancient ancestors.
Verywell Mind revealed that, according to the scholar Mathias Clasen, humans of the ancient civilizations had to constantly be vigilant in order not to become the prey of someone or something bigger. Nowadays, individuals live in a safer environment, which is why they don’t encounter scary situations as often, which results in paying more attention in the somewhat rare cases they do.
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PeepPeep the duck 2 years ago
I’m not from NJ. But I know the answer, you’re supposed to say ‘it’s a jersey thing!’ And act like they are aliens and uncultured swines
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CanadianDimes 2 years ago
I lived there for 7 years (which was really 7 years too many) and whenever I drove to Pennsylvania to visit family, I'd have to pay a $1 toll when crossing the state border into PA. I always thought of this as the 'leaving New Jersey tax'
LonelyLittleLeafSheep 2 years ago
You know why New Yorkers are always in a bad mood? Because New Jersey is the light at the end of their tunnel.
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Nice Beast Ludo 2 years ago
You must actually USE the equipment to look like SpongeBob, kids!!
ThéveNinja (she/her) 2 years ago
THAT is how we should have been keeping them from staring at themselves in the mirrors?
LandAhoy 2 years ago
Looking in the mirror serves a purpose, to check you are lifting with correct form.
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Another theory of why we enjoy horrifying content presented by Verywell Mind is excitation transfer theory, formulated by an expert in communication and psychology, Dolf Zillmann. Based on this theory, horror media evokes a certain physiological arousal, which then provides a euphoric high when relieved.
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Loverboy 2 years ago
Hey it sends a clear message, it's important to appreciate what you what.
xolitaire 2 years ago
What is the message, "I am having a stroke, call an ambulance"?
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As a dad, I get this. It just means you have to what the appreciation for what you what when you're being the what. Couldn't be clearer.
Skinny Pig 2 years ago
Couldn't have said it better myself! (Because I don't know what it's trying to say)
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PlatinumThe8-BitCat 2 years ago
I didn’t even realize what those were at first, that would be painful
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Caroline Kimber 2 years ago (edited)
Great, so when I get older not only will my t*ts sag towards my ankles, my arms will too.
ThéveNinja (she/her) 2 years ago
I was going to say “run,” but it looks like this thing is designed to chase you
In an interview with NPR, researcher Coltan Scrivner delved deeper into what makes scary things so appealing to some people. She suggested that there are three types of horror fans: the adrenaline junkies, the so-called white knucklers, and the dark copers.
The first group includes people who enjoy being afraid. They enjoy the built-up tension (likely because of the euphoric sensation after it is released, coming back to the excitation transfer theory), which is why they seek it again and again.
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The Darkest Timeline 2 years ago
Sounds like a bunch of jibber-jabber to me
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Matilda 2 years ago
I have recurring nightmares with this sort of "bridge". Honestly this terrifies me
Biana Weatherford 2 years ago
I have had nightmares with a freeway just like this. With massive traffic.
Lady Gypsy Rain 1 year ago
Exactly. Would be just my luck I’d get stuck behind a tractor hauling s**t and traveling 20 mph under the speed needed to clear this bridge.
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The third group of horror fans—the dark copers—use horror and dark themes to work through certain existential problems or emotional states, such as anxiety or fear.
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Loverboy 2 years ago
This looks like the backrooms mixed with something I'd see in a fever dream
Nice Beast Ludo 2 years ago
Creepiest playground in the world hey lets go, hey lets go...we're happy as can be
Alexolotl! She/her 2 years ago
Its weird core the point of it is to make you feel like you've seen it before
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Sand Ers 2 years ago
Presumably a filming set. And a fascinating glimpse behind the scenes.
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featherytoad 2 years ago
I'm thinking it's a new eight foot section for a new product and the paper is showing where each flavor goes.
Pat Curran 2 years ago
It's not a grocery store, it's a shelf store and this is just a demonstration of how the shelves could be used.
Whether you’re an adrenaline junkie, a white knuckler, a dark coper, or a unique sort of fan of all things horror, you might want to continue your journey through the bizarre depths of this type of internet content; and don’t worry, we have you covered.
You can find Bored Panda’s previous edition on ‘Cursed.Aesthetic’ here, enjoy a dose of all sorts of confusing content on this list of disturbing images, marvel at some more cursed pictures here, or browse these pictures scary enough to increase your heart rate.
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Cyber Returns 2 years ago
A sudden scream that ends abruptly. In the wall, a face appears. Slowly freezing into place with an expression of fear, shock and pain. The wall walker waits for his next victim. He turns his head and looks at you as he steps out of the wall
a random catgirl (she/her) 2 years ago
Your an author? I love authors! Here, take this follow! 🙂🙂🙂
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Claire Bailey 2 years ago
Is that for tantruming toddlers to hold on so you drag them while you walk?
Nice Beast Ludo 2 years ago
That sounds awful...they find enough bodily handles as it is lets not build them more
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Roy Briggs 2 years ago
'Cause when you're smiling, the whole world smiles with you........ (but only YOU burn)
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The CareTaker 2 years ago
"You can not destroy me!, I'll come back, and I'll be even stronger!"
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Raven Sheridan 2 years ago
I'm guessing this is China's revised globe, depicting their territorial borders for 2023? 🤔
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Blue Bunny of Happiness 2 years ago
When the hairdresser shows you the blow dry and you lie and say it’s lovely…
sara fulmer 2 years ago
I'm going straight home home until my husband comes home and we can both laugh at this
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Rinoboyrich 2 years ago
Dog: “I’m gonna s**t in your mouth while you’re sleeping for this, Karen”
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Loverboy 2 years ago
Depending on where you live this was probably more expensive than just buying candy
PeepPeep the duck 2 years ago
I was just about to say, there’s about 60-90$ aus worth of them
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Cip IESAN 2 years ago
Maybe. It's really a Romanian car, the Dacia 1300 break, but the poster on the wall looks Turkish. I presume some Romanians bought garlic from Turkey to sell it through Romania for a much bigger price. And no, Dracula was never from Transylvania, but from Wallachia (the Southern part of Romania).
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XenoMurph 2 years ago
When they ask for two cloves, this is how much you should actually add.
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McDonald’s french fry 2 years ago (edited)
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Diana Wilcox 2 years ago
Awww, isopods!! ❤️❤️ Hard pass on putting them in my mouth, but I am happy to help them into some cozy leaf litter.
SmooshieFries 2 years ago
Rollie pollies- the only bug I would pick up and gently play with. I'd let em roll up and wait for them to relax and unroll.
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Alfonso Orozco Aguilar 2 years ago
was a fake funeral. They say was legit but was used in a PAN (political party) eventt where the MORENA president was. No much details but was fake, no corpse.
Lady Gypsy Rain 1 year ago
Guess this is one way to turnstile jump. Seems a bit excessive imo.
#38
Sleepy Panda 2 years ago
I loved my tinkertoys! Not once did I ever think about creating this monstrosity!
Tiddlez 2 years ago
So many sore fingers from trying to unsnap them only for them to whip you
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Mr. Nurse Man 2 years ago
“I have a new dad that’s way cooler than you!!” - kid arguing with his dad, probably
Cat Chat 2 years ago
No matter how many times I see this (it being a regular on many BP lists) I still see that chin shadow as a mouth.
Lori Rommel 2 years ago
I had to take another look; it's very difficult to see the actual mouth. So I guess I just see it the same way.
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Bender Bending Rodríguez 2 years ago
Some supernatural entity trying to break through the veil of dead and alive.
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Nice Beast Ludo 2 years ago
Justin Bieber can fly...Justin Bieber can touch the sky
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der sebbl 2 years ago
They want to bring back old Smosh and a new food battle is in the making
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Rinoboyrich 2 years ago
Chad regrets asking for a life sized Justin Bieber helium filled plushie…
SonicAlchemy 2 years ago
I would have never guessed they like The Used with those haircuts. Glad the poster was there to confirm.
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SirWriteALot 2 years ago
Of course it is rust .Because everyone pisses on that part, either on purpose or by accident, thus causing rust to appear.
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Corlissa 2 years ago (edited)
"Whats that smell? It smells like meat roasting..... AHHHHHHH *dunks butt in bucket of ice*" I can imagine Snotlout (from the episodes of how to train a dragon) doing that. Did I spell Snotlout correctly tho?
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sofacushionfort 2 years ago
As it happened, Spring Equinox occurred on a day when I had both plenty of eggs and plenty of time on hand.
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Василена Тодорова 2 years ago
There are at least several people who got very angry when they saw this..
Dumpster Fire 2 years ago
I'm not sure that they had wiring in mind when that place was built.
sofacushionfort 2 years ago
None of that froo-froo Art school for me. I went out and learned a trade!
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#47
Cyber Returns 2 years ago
*David Attenborough voice* "And thus, they gather in a circle around the edges of the nest, heads tilted back, screaming like someone skinned them alive and dipped them in salt, the young demand to be fed, while the mother stalks the streets looking for eyes to pluck out of a passing victims skull"
Fxnglhl 2 years ago
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Nice Beast Ludo 2 years ago
Dwight Schrute- *cuts off face* "Hello Clarice! Thwp thwp thwp thwp thwp"
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Nice Beast Ludo 2 years ago
I would half bury this on a beach so it looks like a giant was under the sand
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Sleepy Panda 2 years ago
Thank you sign, for bestowing your wisdom and knowledge upon me! I feel so much smarter now! 🥹
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PeepPeep the duck 2 years ago
As a bird owner and parent - what is that 😂 it’s cute but wtf is it
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When your evil soul takes form and runs at you from under the credenza.
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Trish 2 years ago
Haunted like it will play me a little tune, or haunted like a demon will jump out of it and wrap piano wire around my neck? I really need more details if I'm going to rehome this haunted antique piano.
keyboardtek 2 years ago
It plays a tune by itself at midnight. It plays "Feelings" over and over and over.
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Oskar vanZandt 2 years ago
I can't play, so a haunting works for me... I'd give the whole lot a good fine sanding and a beeswax treatment.
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Marlena Jones 2 years ago
This wind turbine went through a tornado in Texas on 14 June 2021 causing a fire after a blade broke apart and hit a transformer.
Trish 2 years ago
"Feeling tired, rundown, listless? Talk to your doctor about Erectifan. Warning: extended use of Erectifan could cause impotence."
Sans Serif (Sans) 2 years ago
Just needs re-inflation... image_2023...380345.png 
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Rob Dabank 2 years ago
As I walk through the field where I harvest my grain.....
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Ranger Kanootsen 2 years ago
Let me borrow your car and I'll make it happen
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Rocky Horror Panda 2 years ago
It would seem that someone attempted to recreate The Italian Job. 🙍♀️
Jared Robinson 2 years ago
everybody involved in this situation is going to have the worst day ever. Where do you even begin to make this go right?
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Oskar vanZandt 2 years ago
Downvotes are to get unsavoury characters banned, not to blast an opinion... 🙂
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That’s fine. I didn’t ever want to sleep peacefully again anyway.
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CascadedFalls 2 years ago (edited)
We must protect this kitten at all costs. We shall take revenge!!!
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gremlin-king 2 years ago
*takes out notepad and spins in spinny chair* who's the person and what's their address
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Cyber Returns 2 years ago
That's exactly how I work out! Only, I don't waste my energy taking a chair to the gym... or me... real time saver too
Rinoboyrich 2 years ago
My office gym provides the office chair, but you have to fill out a requisition form, in triplicate, 10 days in advance. Signed by your supervisor. And your doctor.
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Jojo_hobkin 2 years ago (edited)
If the poo isn't real can't they just levitate it outside of their body right into the toilet
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Dragonbeard 2 years ago
"But we've built it too small, there's no room for a sink!" "Hold my beer."
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Sans Serif (Sans) 2 years ago
I do believe, that IS what he's doing... I think he's trying to use his weight and the large jug to "pop" the bow up when enough water is removed...
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J S 2 years ago
Clearly he's not in very deep water and in any risk of drowning. If your bow and stern are still above water then you've not sunk! This guy knows exactly what he is doing and working hard at it. He's clearly brought on ballast with that plastic liquid container. That additional weight at the back of the boat is keeping it level so he can bail it out. Bloody great boatmanship.
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Sans Serif (Sans) 2 years ago
I've successfully made grilled cheese on a clothes iron...
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Russell Fawcett 2 years ago
Even if you rearrange the capital letters you still get nonsense Escape Anyone Can Ban Have!
kitten levels tokyo 2 years ago
Jimmy Buffett died and it broke the brains of all the Salt Life people.
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Cyber Returns 2 years ago
You want medical advice from a naked robot doctor? What ever turns you on I suppose
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Robot voice: “You have fallen, and you can’t get up. I will poke you in the back. Do not resist.”
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SonicAlchemy 2 years ago
I'm struggling to find the right "starter pack" joke. I really just don't know.
Persephone 2 years ago
School lockdown??? which is not funny!!! I'm going to get so many downvotes 😕 seriously tho living in the US, that's what it brings to mind!
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Nancy Marine 2 years ago
What makes you think this is American? Because that's who everyone on BP lives to hate?
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irissii (she/them) 2 years ago
why does this make me feel the most uncomfortable out of all of these? i literally want to throw up.
Rocky Horror Panda 2 years ago
Some of these at the bottom, including this one, should be much higher on this list.
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Black Cat 2 years ago
The Allen Carr method actually does work though. He wrote a book and he expects you to continue smoking while you read the book. I got to the end of the book and realised I hadn't had a cigarette for 4 days. Haven't smoked since and that was 14 years ago. Before then I was easily a packet a day smoker and I started when I was 13yrs old.
Arnaud 2 years ago (edited)
Same here. The book just explains that addiction to nicotin is very easy to fight as it just gives a vague hollowness sensation. Most of the addiction to tobacco is psychologic and the book helps a lot to go through it, withtout getting mad. I don't know about this game but the book is a must read for all smokers. And there is no religious b******t or other crazy stuff inside.
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867-5309 2 years ago
I thought it said "Stop smoking with alien care" but I'm not sure a thorough probing is gonna help
Laughing Orc 2 years ago
I thought that said Alan Carr, and that would be a very different product
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Mr. Nurse Man 2 years ago
IIRC, this was during the height of the BLM stuff in the US and these shirts originally said something like “sorry for being white”
#78
Oskar vanZandt 2 years ago (edited)
When the cost of a commercial vaping device is just too much...
Nice Beast Ludo 2 years ago
Oh please don't say fusion.... bad memories of a bad, bad illegal night club
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Marlena Jones 2 years ago
Ugh, girl! Clean your nails! And "off" is right, you turning everyone Off!
Rebelliousslug 2 years ago
They could have spent that time cleaning from under their finger nails instead
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Huddo's sister 2 years ago
Shoey, shoey, shoey! Jk- I hate the whole shoey (drinking from a shoe, often by music artists on stage in Australia) thing.
Cindy Brick 2 years ago
Well, they used to drink champagne out of a lady's slipper...why not soup?
#81
Sans Serif (Sans) 2 years ago
"It's best if you try to not think about...it at all!"
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Oskar vanZandt 2 years ago
If that's powered, it's a DIY garbage disposal... chop up those chucks before flushing
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Will Cable 2 years ago
Yep and I bet some numpty would park so close you couldn't get the door open enough to get in
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Sky Render 2 years ago
Seems to be a deliberate trend these days to leave the bottom text like that. Dunno why, but I see it all the time now.
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#85
kitten levels tokyo 2 years ago (edited)
This is probably super funny if you know what all the words mean. Edit: Thanks guys! It IS funny! 😃😃
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Dirk Daring 2 years ago
I feel like most of this could be put on display in a museum curated by Crispin Glover.
Dirk Daring 2 years ago
I feel like most of this could be put on display in a museum curated by Crispin Glover.
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