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The coronavirus continues to spread and has infected more than 26 million people all over the world. It’s no laughing matter and sometimes it’s tough to see the silver lining in life. But finding some humor in this thoroughly miserable state of affairs and poking fun at 2020 helps keep our spirits up.

That’s why Bored Panda brings you the newest edition of coronavirus jokes that people are sharing online. Upvote your favorite corona jokes, let us know which ones you liked the most and why, and make sure to check out our latest lists here, here, as well as here.

And remember, dear Pandas—even Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson reminds us all to wear our masks. We gotta do what The Rock says, there’s no two ways about it. I mean, imagine saying ‘no’ to The Rock! Meanwhile, comedian and comedy writer Ariane Sherine told Bored Panda that she believes humor today is far more pessimistic and darker than at the start of the year because the pandemic's much more serious than most of us first thought. "But on the upside, there’s also a shared sense of camaraderie and getting through tough times together." Scroll down for the rest of the interview.

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troufaki13
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is funny but also sad

Hans
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Because..."freedom", "amendment", "rights" bla bla bla bla bla

Pauline Bennett
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It is easier to teach a dog to sit, than for people to follow rules.

XianJaguar
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Staying home and watching TV unfortunately does not pay the rent or buy food.

JJM
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

God. I love your posts.

Paige Garberding
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The morons are either rebels without a cause or have Oppositional Defiant Disorder or both.

Joanne Hudson
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The TV people are quarantined as well. Nothing to watch.

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    AntiNutjob
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is way too funny for a politician.

    Delonnie Torres
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is just hilarious i'm laughing my mask off

    Darwinist
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey you learned a new language. Not bad if you ask me. A positive side effect.

    K Witmer
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The conspiracy theorists are going to have a field day w this but probably enjoy it too bc they are now all fans of Putin due to their cult leader

    Michelle Carlson
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's a COVID no-masker/no quarantiner

    WilvanderHeijden
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Rep" in front of his name already gave that away. Ridiculously Empty-headed Parasite.

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    Francisco Scaramanga
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ведь все любят Владимира. :)

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    People Still Can’t Stop Posting Corona Jokes And Here Are 84 Of The Freshest Ones To Make You Laugh Then Cry

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    Rissie
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Technically I _am_ afraid to put my hands on something that has been in the oven without using any protection. That hurts like hell you know. And I'm not one bit scared of catching COVID, I take measures so I can protect the people around me and the rest of society.

    Ms Forty Seven
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also... is there anything wrong with being afraid of a killer disease?

    Chris Watson
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    5 years ago

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    How many people do you personally know that have died as a direct cause of Covid? It is not a killer disease.

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    Monika Soffronow
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Saying that somehow wearing a mask is infringing on your freedom is like saying that it matters not one iota which side of the road you drive on, no one has the right to tell you to drive on one side or another. And what about traffic lights? Who says I should stop on red and go on green? Oh, no, no such dictatorial nonsense for me! I'll go on red and stop on green. Whaddayamean it's about people not having accidents, who cares????? *shaking my head*

    joi
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Repeat after me: "When I wear a mask, I protect others from the virus particles I'm spewing every time I open my scientifically illiterate pie hole." Sheesh. Get a clue. No wonder mother decided it was time to thin the species.

    Luthian
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just saying, I have every right to be afraid of something that kills so many people and leaves others with plenty of complications

    Something
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The main difference is that refusing to wear oven mitts is a valid (though stupid) personal choice, since burns are not contagious.

    Arran Walker
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or using seatbelts is being afraid of the car’s momentum.

    Benjamin Roth
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well damn I literally just burnt myself with the oven... but hey heat kills rona

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    Just like many of us, Ariane limits the amount of time she spends absorbing corona-related news nowadays. "I get my news in bite-sized chunks from Twitter. I read the news articles they recommend but I never watch the television news as I find that a lot more emotive and distressing than written news," she said. It's good for our emotional health to limit how much time we spend thinking about the coronavirus each day.

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    According to Ariane, there are some things waiting for us in the near future that could be cause for renewed hope and optimism. "The news that a vaccine is just around the corner is cause for optimism, but whether most people will be willing to take it or not is another matter. Hopefully, the pandemic will be over entirely by this time next year," she said.

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    Nadine Bamberger
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can not not sing it in your head 😂

    Animal lover❤
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know what's wrong with me but i sang it to the tune of "every little thing she does is magic" 😂

    manon M
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww yess 😂😉

    Theory Buchannon
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg...i'm the only one who knows this song at my school...i feel old...and i'm 14...and ik this song...i love it so much

    Ryan Michaud
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can I have points plz I need up votes plz.

    Z Alexi
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In dire need of talent & vocabulary study. Holy bleep!

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    Pauline Bennett
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd do what they tell me every one should see how a person dies from this it is a horror!

    Big Blue Cat
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really don't love my neighbour. I don't love myself that much either. I do kind of like some people though... the point being? Nevermind. It's tolerable to meet other people when I can cover at least half of my face. I have always hated people spit-talking to me and knew that would be the final nail to the coffin of mankind.

    Brandi VanSteenwyk
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amen... THE GOLDEN RULE in all it's finery indeed.

    Monika Soffronow
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only bible-belt evangelicals will not care for their neighbours ...

    L.j. Bus
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes indeed. Instead of living with a sort of paranoia that we were tricked into doing something that doesn’t work, just focus on the reason Why we did that. To want a healthy society and no sick neighbours should make it on top of that list where trying to protect yourself obviously will be. We do it for the right intentions so let ‘m laugh if someone else can’t see the beauty in that

    Adrian Elliott
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So one should always wear a mask. There have always been, and always will be pathogens. If you ever went without, or go without a mask, you are a hypocrite.

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    Christy Smith
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t get how this is funny, it IS kind of cheesy though, IMO

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    Jack Osilka
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://www.medpagetoday.com/infectiousdisease/covid19/87120

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    Liz Karsa
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly! If you are too sick to wear a mask ...stay the hell home!

    Sarah Ryan
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please let's make this viral!!!! I work 2 jobs, medical (ft) and retail (pt). With all of the virtual assistance available, if y'all need a simple requisition or a case of coke, think twice, stay your a*s at home. A global pandemic is not the time for these minute things! PS: what's with all the STI checks right now?!?! Where is the discipline people?!?!

    Jessica A
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's so funny that you don't need a mask when you;re seated but while waiting you . 😂

    Judy Crozier
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    difficult to eat/drink while wearing a mask, as the sign indicates

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    Ashley Richard
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What i don't get is this. You have to wear a mask until you sit down to eat. How does that make any sense? Like, your safe as long as you're sitting down???

    Colleen Wilson
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have asthma. My pulseox starts at 92. Would you like me to never go out? I wear a mask but sometimes have to take it off to catch my breath. We're not all terminally ill, necessarily have anything but occasionally need to breathe.

    Ellen Daniels
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Paper masks will not lower your 02. We wear them 12 hrs. plus, a day, in the operating room.

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    JJM
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is there really a 'medical condition' for not wearing a mask? I am curious to know what it is.

    L.j. Bus
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do have trouble breathing through a mask but indeed, that shouldn’t be a reason to go outside without one. It is what it is, if you can’t wear one, you need to stay away/inside

    L.j. Bus
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That being said; I have never been more thankful to needing a wheelchair or my disability scooter than in 2020 because I would’ve fallen to the ground countless times with the lesser oxigen lol Driving around lightheaded more times than I can count (on those two, I would never drive around in a car when lightheaded of course so thank goodness that mask can stay off once the doors close. I always need a while to “get fully back” before I can safely drive away but at least I HAVE an option that allows me to go out when need be. Just never thought I’d be so thankful for that wheelchair and disability scooter lol

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    Previously, Bored Panda spoke about staying optimistic and hopeful in these trying times with psychologist, priest, and published author Dr. Fraser Watts. According to him, optimism is a matter or prediction while hope is a matter of attitude.

    "In the present situation, I don't think there are any good grounds for optimism, and to be optimistic would be a retreat into a fantasy world. However, even in present circumstances, it is possible and really helpful to maintain a positive, hopeful attitude,” he said.

    Dr. Watts explained that staying hopeful about the future requires practice and cultivating a positive mindset. “It is useful to be clear that hope does not depend on believing that everything is going to be fine. It is more an act of will."

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    Mme de Poppadom
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, Neil, but we do have mucus and nostril hairs which help keep out or fight some bacteria and viruses, and we have eyelids to protect our vulnerable fluid orbs, so yes, nature does try to grow its own masks, but those with higher order of intelligence use their evolved brains to invent tools to speed things along. Use yours.

    Yvonne Blau
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A respirator to get air into your lungs is also unnatural. Guess you'll just have to die.

    AntiNutjob
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My feet have evolved to wear nikes. Also please use your masks and stay strong 👍

    Darwinist
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Neil do you use bathrooms.

    Viviane
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does Neil s**t in the woods? If yes, what do the proverbial bears think of this?

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    Something
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Masks are not necessary for our survival as a species, but they are absolutely necessary for the survival of many individuals. The world's population is high enough that the human species would probably survive even with a loss exceeding a billion lives, but anyone who thinks that that makes it okay to cause any number of individuals to die is a truly bad person.

    Ollie
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    neil do you wear clothes? do you take medicine? do you drive a car? do you ride in an airplane? do you have a phone? do you eat packaged food? do yoU HAVE TWITTER?!? dammit neil

    Kevin Donegan
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Neil, ever flown in a plane. Now, that's not natural.

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    BOU
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's hope by years end the man does not have to order an orange soda additionally.

    Sam Bass
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And a shot of fireball for Australia.

    Mishte Tine
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my gosh, the image is *perfect*

    Darwinist
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's hope he meant the beer and that hurricane is some sort of cocktail and this is not a coincidence. * May or may not have sarcasm

    Hemrich Gundesalf
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes there is a cocktail called "Hurricane". There's also one called "Riot Act". The combo is on special, still just for $20.20. If you wait they add more Hurricanes and Riot Acts.

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    manon M
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best punchline 2020 🏆

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    postboredom
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This girl is all of of us

    Daria B
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Err.... Don't wear it if you don't need it. But, please, know that many of us need support. It helps us being free and independent. Strange concept, isn't it?

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    Blue Cicada
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a well-endowed woman, you can have my bra when you pry it out of my cold dead hands. I will collect and protect that 20 extra pounds on my chest, for my comfort and my health.

    Daria B
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm with you on this one! I really don't get all this bra hating. I mean, if you don't need teeth braces, don't wear them, but don't go marching against teeth braces as the evil of society - YAY! FREE THE TEETH! Nonsense.

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    Pauline Bennett
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have been titi free for years. Make the guys wear jock straps when the go out and about. Turnabout is fair play.

    Tree
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We should clarify that to "make all the straight men wear jockstraps out and about." The gay men already championed jockstraps as everyday wear.

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    Kim Bush
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What do bras and masks have in common?... I don't wear either of them when I'm at home, but I wear both any time I leave the house. 👍

    N G
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Girls, don't burn your bras. Cut them in half and make two masks : D

    Thenatural
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gets my vote...when's she gonna run?

    Kay Blu
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Works for me, unless I have to run upstairs!

    K Witmer
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one should have to wear a bra if they don't want to and it should be completely acceptable and it should not phase a living soul. Women are always constricted bc of men. Boobs are not sexual!! They are sacks of fat we evolved to have to feed children. Men are the ones that sexualized them! Why aren't moobs wearing bras? Rape culture is crazy

    Blue Cicada
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Women created the brazier, not men. Mammary glands are not bags of fat. They are an essential part of the cis female body, developing independent of a person's fertility, parental status, sexual orientation or gender identity. Breasts are not always convenient, especially when they are very large and very heavy. Wearing a bra is for comfort and health reasons, not to please the sexual desires of men. The type of bra she chooses might be to please a man, but that's a woman's choice. Bras and other lingerie meant to please a man are purchased for special occasions. Women don't think about a man's reaction when they are shopping for their every day undergarments.

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    Eglė Bukauskaitė
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NO, i don't want my boobs reaching my knees by the age of 40

    Mimi777
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I haven’t been wearing a bra out in a while. Free them.

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    Meanwhile, the question of whether or not anyone should be making jokes about the coronavirus is on some people’s minds. Earlier, Know Your Meme’s Senior Editor Matt Schimkowitz told Bored Panda we need to evaluate each joke on a case-by-case basis.

    “There are plenty of great coronavirus memes and plenty of bad ones. I think when it comes to a situation like that, one that affects everyone on a global scale, it's kind of fair game. Of course, there's a line, I think, when you start mocking other people's experiences with the virus,” he explained.

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    People Still Can’t Stop Posting Corona Jokes And Here Are 84 Of The Freshest Ones To Make You Laugh Then Cry

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    N G
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only we had 2020 vision, we would have stayed in 2019

    Lauren Michlin
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes ah 20/20 vision ref. And yes I’m slow

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    Ian Osmond
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I said "probably depressed and at home." So... go me!!

    Laila sinke
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    fortune teller: you will stay inside all the time fortune teller: and you will have meetings form your kitchen and they always Start with can you here me

    BiColi Erasmus
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I did say that I wanted to be financially independent, travel more, work from home and spend more time with my kids. 2 out of 4 is a win for me.

    Sophia Brandy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Natural herbs have cured so many illnesses that drugs and injections can't cure. I've seen the great importance of natural herbs and the wonderful work they have done in people's lives. I read people's testimonies online on how they were cured of herpes, HIV, diabetics, etc by Dr.Adeogun herbal medicine. Contact Dr. Adeogun on: isedradeogun@gmail.com Phone/Whatsapp no: +234 7045891565

    Syra ‍‍
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was younger when I answered this question (obviously) and I said, sitting at home, talking to my friends over the phone and eating snacks. I honestly think I could see the future. (I said over the phone cause I wanted a phone real bad but I didn't have one)

    Paige Garberding
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only we had 2020 I would have stayed in 2012.

    Thomas Es Thomas
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope. I'm essential, so I'm right where I thought I'd be: still working. I'm also a hero: I wear my mask.

    Wyndmere
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ditto. I didn't get to binge watch TV, sleep until noon, get paid for not working, do my hobbies all day, deep clean my house, learn a new skill or language. I did get to go outside in the sunshine, drive around town, visit stores and restaurants, keep all my bills current, bring food and other supplies to people who had health risks, find TP & sanitizer when it was on store shelves for 10 minutes b4 hoarders got it.

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    Rainclouds Radio
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Today I just could not get my mask comfortable. I even muttered to myself something about a "bad mask day"

    heidi holmes
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hell, for that matter mine comes off the second I'm away from the doorway and other people!

    Gretal S
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    I just don't wear one lol

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    Chicago Dog Lover
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Taking off your mask as soon as you get in the car is the new taking off your bra as soon as you get home.

    Computernaut
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except for those strange people who just drive in their car alone with their mask on... Y'all scared of catching COVID from yourself or something?

    My O My
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Personally I don't mind wearing one and when I only have a few minutes drive to the next shop I'll simply eave it on. Basically I'm to lazy to tie and untie it every other minute 😂

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    Seabeast
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gives me a whole new level of respect for people whose job requires them to wear one all day long.

    Ellen Daniels
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You get so used to them that you often forget you have them on. Bras are worse.

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    Yvette Desmarais
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I get out of my car and put my mask on, I feel like I'm a bank robber masking up for another job.

    Connie Martin
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been surprised that I've become so used to wearing it I don't take it off immediately when I get home (and I live alone). Weird.

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    Rabbit Carrot
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes and then they’ll blame you if you get bitten by them. Jerks.

    Rissie
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In essence they are people that are very afraid of any change, so this scares the hell out of them. They show it by protesting everything that is different from their daily lives. It really is quite sad and can't be countered with reason.

    Aragorn II Elessar
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gretal, can we ask you to make one comment that doesn’t have an ad hominem attack, that uses logic and reliable data, and that isn’t offensive? Would be lovely.

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    Id row
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or they'd be screaming, 'My body, my choice!' while they chomp on the next person's arm.

    neonn_pieee
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This made laugh because it is so true!

    Arran Walker
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve seen this one before, but it’s still good!

    L.j. Bus
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never understood those that would hide it. Like; can’t you see what’s bound to happen? But sadly egoism has no conscience

    El Dee
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The US Govt had a plan for a Zombie Apocalypse but not for a COVID pandemic..

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    The meme expert added that some people will always be offended by some jokes and it’s impossible to fully reconcile them with the people who make jokes. “It's possible to make jokes about sensitive topics, but you have to listen to your audience in order to get there.”

    Schimkowitz isn’t too fired up about the rest of the year. “Sorry to say, it's not looking good. We're currently in the middle of a global pandemic, so I think for many people it's probably going to continue being pretty painful. Oh, and there's a US election coming up, which are usually calm, orderly events with no problems, partisanship, or societal ruptures. Sorry to be a bummer!”

    #13

    People Still Can’t Stop Posting Corona Jokes And Here Are 84 Of The Freshest Ones To Make You Laugh Then Cry

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    Id row
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not just pee, but a half empty glass of pee.

    Brandi VanSteenwyk
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have gotten into the habit of blaming EVERY negative, disruptive, bothersome or odd occurrence on 2020. It keeps me optimistic that "This too shall pass..."

    Darwinist
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Covididiots, "That's Corona isn't it"

    Paige Garberding
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not an optimist, not a pessimist, but a realist.

    Cheryl Skina
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very audible snort for this one.

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    #14

    People Still Can’t Stop Posting Corona Jokes And Here Are 84 Of The Freshest Ones To Make You Laugh Then Cry

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    Kate Yeti
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some things are so awful you have to choose whether to laugh or cry. Either way, do it behind your mask.

    Id row
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet people have stuck their head under there to try to talk to them.

    Craymoss
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me: Taps on glass and holds up a bag of Doritos and a Mountain Dew..

    Thea Leval
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And we are internet addicted people in our natural habitat

    Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes and then they’ll blame you if you get bitten by them. Jerks.

    Raven
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    XD i want to go there and see it for myself

    Paige Garberding
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's surprising that the owner of Home Depot, being a BIG fan of Trump, is allowing any of his employees to wear masks.

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    PandaJon
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very sad that she refuses to wear a mask :(

    Aragorn II Elessar
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    @lilian barber that’s all for today’s segment of spot the idiot that takes jokes too seriously. See you on the next post, I’m sure!

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    postboredom
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Donkey from Shrek inspired her

    Electric Ed
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want one too! Can't stop laughing!

    Thea Leval
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would not have been able to concentrate at that meeting

    Pauline Bennett
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was the one thing that scared me when I was a kid Buck teeth .

    Marlene Ricker
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a lady after my own heart. If we have to wear masks (and we do), we can at least have some fun with them. I bet she made everyone is in the meeting at least smile, if not laugh out loud!

    Azziza
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love people who can have a sense of humor about all this! We definitely need more cheer in the world. What a wonderful lady to work with.

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    AntiNutjob
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait until they hear about automatic license plate readers

    EA
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or mobile phones and voice assistants who record everything you say lol

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    Pauline Bennett
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is one President to be tracked. Because he is completely off said track.

    Gretal S
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    5 years ago

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    Oh you mean wannabe Biden?

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    Darwinist
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bruh the government is using gps to track your phone. Also you can't fit a microchip in a vaccine.

    Big Blue Cat
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our national Covid app was just released. People keep complaining that the government is spying their whereabouts with the app. Foil hat wearing man: "yes, google has the POWER to do that". Hey bro, yes sure google is interested what 59 year old unemployed beer-belly is doing. Yes, they didn't come up to any better idea than to make people download this app volunterily, to spy where you are. I mean who do these people think they are? Everybody knows they are in the local pub, no need to spy.

    Judy Crozier
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    some people have an inflated sense of their own importance

    Thalia Lovering
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly, not just some and not just Americans.

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    #17

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    Scagsy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are many ways to skin the proverbial cat

    Borgia 137
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is is always animals paying for our amusement? I don't want a skinned cat! I prefer a happy one. Maybe a sphynx, just so i can see its skin to make sure it is where it should be🤣

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    Raine Soo
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chelsea Handler usually rubs me the wrong way, but I completely agree with her on this one.

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    School's excuse: "We couldn't possibly enforce a mask policy." Of course, they can enforce a dress policy, especially for girls wearing "distracting" clothing.

    Bob Belcher
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter's school district reopened this Monday. 1st day, 2 elementary schools closed down because more than 1 student tested positive. And they looked at me crazy for saying my child will stay home for the whole year.

    Ellen Daniels
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Post viral syndrome can paralyze, and more. Nobody knows how much heart & vessel damage there will be after Covid infection. But we expose children? And...they're already little disease-dispersing machines. Now they'll bring covid to everyone around them.

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    Thomas Register
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, this was my response when those kids were suspended. I wish it had happened that way.

    Pauline Bennett
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Keeps going the way its going there are gonna be a lot of dead kids. The is no other way to put it.

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly many (not all) people in the US don’t care about that, just look at school shootings. As longs as their rights are protected that’s all that matters.

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    Sophia Brandy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Natural herbs have cured so many illnesses that drugs and injections can't cure. I've seen the great importance of natural herbs and the wonderful work they have done in people's lives. I read people's testimonies online on how they were cured of herpes, HIV, diabetics etc by Dr.adeogun ise herbal medicine, so i decided to contact the doctor because I know nature has the power to heal anything. I was diagnosed with HIV for the past 7 years but Dr. adeogun ise cured me with his herbs and I referred my aunt and her husband to him immediately because they were both suffering from herpes and they were cured too. I know it is hard to believe but I am a living testimony. There is no harm in trying herbs. He is also a spell caster, he casts spells to restore broken marriages and good luck spells to prosper and excel in life. Whatsapp:+234 7045891565 Contact Dr.adeogun Email:isedradeogun@gmail.com

    Vicki Perizzolo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thus taking the virus back home with them....just put them in their rooms for 2 weeks

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    postboredom
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We will, we will mock you. Until you wear, you wear, your mask

    Pauline Bennett
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you eve tried to tell someone to put a mask on. his is what you get- "What the hell you worried about you've got yours on."

    JJM
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This pandemic has certainly brought the artists and comics in our lives and I really enjoy reading them.

    Isabella R.W.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    @Kirt Smith, Don't joke about that. This post is joking about the coronavirus

    Darwinist
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone, parody every single song with how to deal with Covid-19

    Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SPERESDIEFOWJAjwsdxiKAszm yoiuoyiuyr greeeeeeeeeeeemmmmmmmmsssssssssss allllllllllllll oovererrer threwds pluewsd

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    Darwinist
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Covidiot are easier to spot tha ever.

    Gretal S
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    5 years ago

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    And so are the leftist snowflakes. They're all melting right now

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    Id row
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    idk, I gotta question someone's smarts who doesn't know how to spell 'whether'. Points for using the correct 'they're' though.

    Sofie
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone with another first language, this really is something I think about when talking or writing in english. "Will they think I'm stupid or at least less smart because I might spell something wrong, mispronounce something or not making myself completely understood?". For this reason I am not hard on other people who say or write something incorrectly no matter their first language. If I get what they mean it's fine. I meet a lot of foreigners at work and I don't go around correcting their swedish. There is however a person at work who asks me to help correct her and help her with learning swedish, and I'm happy to. But I don't correct her when she's vulnerable though, like when she's upset or around other people. Love from Sweden 🇸🇪❤

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    Douglas Kinley
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But what does the spelling of whether say?

    Kevin Doyle
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'WHETER they are stupid" I love grammatical errors in posts about intelligence.

    Magpie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now there is another benefit to masks I had not thought about : Easy to ID idiots.... removing one stressor for me. I don't have to waste time getting to know them first.!

    Łukasz Markuszewski
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's wrong with middle one? Nose and mouth covered...

    blugeagua
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The mask is bunched up. It could easily uncover their nose and mouth the more they move.

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    K Witmer
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Other countries like Japan. When their citizens are sick they choose to wear a mask so others don't get sick. I think that's kind and considerate. Especially during a pandemic everyone should be kind and considerate. Life is different for a short time. Gretel S is a sociopath. Pay that thing no mind

    Scyth
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    5 years ago

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    What the hell? Did you just call a random person on the internet a sociopath? Just because you don't agree with someone's views doesn't mean they are a sociopath. Your views aren't the norm, there is no such thing. I'm surprised you didn't call her a nazi.

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    Hans
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or at least start wearning masks when having a respiratory illness.

    abby smink
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, we literally have to do that at my job. Wear a mask or get the flu shot, during flu season.

    Mme de Poppadom
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, gee, and while you're at it, why don't we just continue to put out hand sanitizer stations everywhere, and add regular cleaning of shared work and transit surfaces on that list!

    Darwinist
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good idea, always wear masks. Will reduce all sorts of viruses. Or install a norman antivirus.

    Marina
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    right before the virus first hit my country, people knew about it ravaging china but were very judgy of those wearing masks in my country and called them paranoid and so on. i was wearing one because i was ill with the flu but needed to go to uni, and I wanted to protect people around me. the looks I kept receiving were nasty... soon after that i had to wear one because i had a septum intervention and my nose was very sensitive to cold, but I felt too uncomfortable to wear a mask outside because I felt like people could attack me verbally for doing so. covidiots are a rare breed of humans...

    Ellen Daniels
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you for being a good person who strives to protect those around them!

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    JuJu
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just imagine that when somebody has a cold, he would wear a mask instead of coughing into my neck in the bus. <3

    Kay Blu
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm quite happy to wear a mask every time I go out, they're particularly good at hiding my ugly a*s face!

    Cher Mc
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son and I wore masks due to colds during winter 2019-2020....

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    #21

    People Still Can’t Stop Posting Corona Jokes And Here Are 84 Of The Freshest Ones To Make You Laugh Then Cry

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    MermaidsAndDragons
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I found a hat that read "Flush The Turd on Nov. 3rd"

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    ispeak catanese
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in Florida where people can shoot for no reason and I'd be too afraid of wearing anything political in public.

    Jennifer Hargett
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ispeak; I understand. I've been accosted in parking lots for my number stickers when I lived in FL. I do NOT miss it.

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    Rebekah
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need this. Not want. NEED.

    Chris DiFonso
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trump 2020! By, that I mean a jail sentence of 2020 years.

    Aragorn II Elessar
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lmao congratulations on not being a rapist Gretal! What a saint! When people talk about Mother Teresa, they usually don’t mention all the people she didn’t rape.

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    BG
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your luggage is too heavy for the plane. For an additional charge, it will be light enough to travel.

    Aisha La Gatta Pelirroja
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunatly it's not that simple. As a handling staff we have to know the exact weight of luggage to balance the plane. But if passenge's bag is to heavy, we can't write the actual weight on system without any charge, because the airlines will impose a penalty payment on handling agency.

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    Pauline Bennett
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would not get on a plane with hundreds of passengers unless I was in a wet suit with my own breathing apparatus.

    Id row
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When your employer or other company wants something from you, you're family all of a sudden.

    Daria B
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of one of my previous employers, who told me "we are supposed to be family, and yet you behave like someone who's about to leave". I didn't tell him anything, but, when you think about it, that's kind of the point. You leave your family home when you grow up, to go into the world and be independent, and build your own life (and maybe your own new family too, but you're the one who sets the rules in this case).

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    Computernaut
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All the companies now: "We're in this together (but we still want your money)."

    Z Alexi
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop taking yr house w/u~~even if you go away for a year, looks like your self-discipline is in the clouds. [George Carlin has a bit about horror travelers.]

    Mimi777
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My parents have a special scale to test the weight of luggage since they used to fly a bunch. It works every time. Definitely not going anywhere now though.

    Valerie G.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Comedian John Pinette (RIP) said in one set that he was told his luggage was two pounds overweight, his response "well, I'll just open up the suitcase and take out one pair of underwear".

    Catie Cayos
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They also don't hesitate to sell tickets 6 times more expensive when your country declares your holiday destination a red zone and you have just over 24 hours to fly back home to avoid having to self-isolate on return.

    Bob bob
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    5 years ago

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    Trump 2020

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    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is the absolute truth.

    Henry Cheves
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does Bob bob write Trump 2020 on every post? Does he want people to hate him?

    SeidWolf
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Personally fond of the "take 10 steps back" which puts them in the middle of the road.

    Scyth
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure they'll enjoy that.

    Ellen Daniels
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOVE this! Your rights end where the next person's begin! I guess they don't teach this in school any more.

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    Scagsy
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We're gonna need a bigger boat

    N G
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Jaws, is there an orange buffoon telling people that it's safe to go into the water because sharks aren't real

    deanna woods
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, just a mayor who wears a suit with little anchors all over the jacket.

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And did you notice that the ones that were denying the dangers and pushing to reopen the beach were the business people?

    rspanther
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dammit, it's our right to have the chance to be eaten by a shark.

    Alex Travous
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're going to need a bigger mask!

    Id row
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "My body, my choice!" ::chomp:: "I take it back, the threat is real! Ahhhhh!"

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    Pauline Bennett
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the old days they used to burn real outhouses just for the hell of it.

    Rissie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably not just for the hell of it, but after someone got sick. We kinda got how it works pretty soon, just had to figure out effective ways to fight it. And if we're talking about history. Can you imagine someone from the middle ages coming here and see our level of "normal" cleanliness? They would freak out about washing hands and drinking water from the tap. And what the huck are you standing under that rainthingie en why are thou clothes in a metal box with water?

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    Computernaut
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should definitely be much higher up this list.

    Shushadei
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Buahaha! That's mean... poor 2020...

    Yvonne Blau
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha that's funny. I still wonder what happened here.... an explosive fart?

    PandaJon
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel sorry for the people who are still in them though

    Darwinist
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah it just smells like biohazards.

    Paige Garberding
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the old days outhouses were made of wood, not toxic substances.

    Phoenix Shadowhunter
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well that's a really crappy scented candle... get it? Crappy? Man, I *crack* myself up.

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    #26

    People Still Can’t Stop Posting Corona Jokes And Here Are 84 Of The Freshest Ones To Make You Laugh Then Cry

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    InstantRamenGuy
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who nose what people will think about this?

    Aragorn II Elessar
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one nose, but I hope they smell these online; I want one.

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    Scyth
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just like a man wearing underwear with the penis hanging out.

    Id row
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When this mess started and masks were scarce, my mom wanted me to find her some and I emailed her that these Trump ones were all that were left and that I ordered her a case. My phone rang 30 seconds later. Worth it. trump-face...93f0b0.jpg trump-face-mask-5f5162393f0b0.jpg

    Dragonfruit'nrollerskates
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Went to the Bronx Zoo yesterday. Inside the Monkey house (Inside!!!) People where doing this and employees didn't say anything. Got out of there real quick.

    Darwinist
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Covididoits will be fooled. Might not work if your skin tone is different.

    Mimi777
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve been to only two stores in the past week and employees were doing this at both..

    Laila sinke
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hmm I don't nose about this one

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    #27

    Funny-Covid-19-Coronavirus-Jokes

    IamGettingReallyBadWithTheDadJokes Report

    K.Kobayashi
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And is now responsible for this lady's death.

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    XianJaguar
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully Grandma is smart enough to know that children are little germ vectors, and she would stay away from the kid until a vaccine was made. I can't see my Father-in-Law, because he is frail and elderly, and I know staying away from him until a vaccine is found is the SAFE way to do things.

    Chris DiFonso
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trump 2020! By that, I mean a jail sentence of 2020 years.

    Susanna Scott
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's soooooo sad. I mean, how realistic and just tragic. Selfish people.

    N G
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We need a reprint of this changing "president" to "Prime Minister". It's exactly the bloody same

    Darwinist
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh f***k Grandmas gonna die

    Id row
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But he's the biglyest, yugest stable genius, he must know what he's talking about.

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    Id row
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These idiots don't realize that freedom is a two way street. If you have rights, so does the business you're entering and you're in their house once you go in.

    Something
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone who isn't wearing a mask shouldn't be inside the store.

    Lisa Keller-Fawcett
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless you're a christian baker, then everyone thinks this is okay....

    SeidWolf
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its a free country, you have a choice of which leg you don't want broken...

    Darwinist
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Manager: it's a free country, I don't have to die. *Puts on a N-100 mask*

    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can't kick me out, this is a public place! Lady, this is private property.

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    #29

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    WaterstonesPicc Report

    Dippin Dot
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 2020 calendar was "A F*cking Calendar". September's month is "Holy Sh!t Balls" and it has random quips such as "F*cking Pumpkin Everything" on random days. Along with the middle finger stickers, and some that say "Suck it Up" I feel it was spot on for what this year brought us!

    Ian Osmond
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, basically, you're saying this is all YOUR fault?

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    Kelley Clough Mountain
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a 2020 day planner. Tossed that sucker two months ago.

    elfin
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next year's calendar: 2020 Won.

    DamnBecky
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im sad I cant show off my 2020 calendar this year. I always have one in the kitchen that my friends look for. I have never gotten better than my 2018 Harry Potter pinup girl calendar but my 2020 Wiccan spell calendar is close!

    ArhomR
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess there are no Wiccan spells good enough to tackle 2020. Go back to Harry Potter for a better shot at 2021. Please.

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    Arran Walker
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 2020 calendar is all about weaknesses, fears, and disappointments. Whoever designed that calendar needs to be stopped; their predictions are too good.

    Lynn Morello
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My calendar is now sitting on Monday 27th July and I am not stressed at all.

    Elizabeth Gardner
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bought my planner last Christmas and so far I have three appointments in it. Two cancellations Notes scribbled out more listed phone numbers and one appointment with a large underscored message DO NOT FORGET BORDER PERMIT.

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    #30

    People Still Can’t Stop Posting Corona Jokes And Here Are 84 Of The Freshest Ones To Make You Laugh Then Cry

    cenataur Report

    Karin Jansen
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, gravitationalism. Serious illness. #spreadawareness #thoughtsandprayers

    Rissie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you wonder why they didn't just carry parachutes if they knew they were prone to that.

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    Scyth
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well because in 9/11 billions of dollars worth of property was lost while the corona doesn't destroy property.

    Daria B
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good point. But it kind of does, when you think about it.

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    Harley Hoglin
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well Trump said at the start, after he stopped calling it a hoax, that he's OK with 250,000 dead Americans.

    Marina
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is gold but also incredibly incredibly sad because of how accurate it is

    Sharon Dean
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did we, anywhere in this world construct buildings that would withstand jet planes?????????? Ya know just saying.

    Lynn Morello
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think most people would have succumbed to Gravity, don't you think?

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    Squee
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to meet whoever did this and just applaud them

    Stephanie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You and I both! They deserve a medal for this!

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    Gwinevere von Ludwig
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    haha I'm pretty sure I know where this intersection is (in NYC)

    Darwinist
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The reason nobody discovered before Albert Einstein is that human stupidity is impossible to comprehend. (Albert Einstein discovered it because everyone else was too dumb to think how dumb they are.)

    Saico Hipe
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everything happens for a reason... It's called causation. Which, on levels grand and microscopic, is often inscrutable to us. Things do not always happen reasonably within human understanding, especially in ways that we find just or desirable.

    Cactuar Jon
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    seriously, what the f**k, fedex?

    dies irae
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure God is having fun with with Pandemic movie

    Paige Garberding
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this photoshopped? Is that a stupid question?

    ArhomR
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sentiments exactly. WTF?!

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    #32

    Funny-Covid-19-Coronavirus-Jokes

    deapoirierbooks Report

    kasa alex
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But at least the mannequins are wearing masks.

    Toea Muresan Iulia
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    anyway that phallus on the left is suspicious :)))

    Magpie
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you !! Toea. I am so relieved i am not the only one that saw that.

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    Bizianka
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just like in "I Am Legend". What they are trying to tell us?

    Id row
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went to a restaurant that had a full suit of armor in the dining room. It was wearing a mask, lol.

    PandaJon
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a scene from a horror movie

    Seonie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like in "I am Legend" when Will Smith's character has arranged mannequins in the video store to make it look more 'normal' & then starts talking to them

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This post made me laugh...more out of nervous realization that Dea is stating the truth.

    Meyer Weinstock
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    like that scene from 1975's "Logan's Run"...

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    #33

    Funny-Covid-19-Coronavirus-Jokes

    AlarminglyBad Report

    ChimeraBubbles
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I swear if this virus was visible to the naked eye people would stay the f**k home. I mean, some people had trouble accepting germ theory in the first place. "What do you mean there are tiny creatures making me sick? Everyone knows illness comes from bad smells."

    Aragorn II Elessar
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bold of you to assume they’d be any more intelligent

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    Pauline Bennett
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are not many brains to eat.

    BG
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ash Ketchum really let himself go.

    Sarcasm101
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bro the only zombies are the brain dead trump supporters who refuse to wear masks!

    Big Blue Cat
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On the positive note, this pandemic has calmed us down. Now we know that zombie apocalypse would not last long - they would starve without enough brains to eat.

    Scagsy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A comic all about Karen

    Vicki Perizzolo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the kids today are going to look back at 2020 and wonder what in the world the adults were thinking by NOT paying attention to medical advice....assuming their parents did and they survive long enough to query it

    Philly Bob Squires
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What I really love are the preppers that tell you they have a bunker and it's loaded with food and water, air purification, generators, medicine, weapons, DVDs etc and could live there for a year with their family and how safe they'll be but can't stay in their own damned living rooms for 3 weeks.

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    #34

    Funny-Covid-19-Coronavirus-Jokes

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    Linus Nilsson
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tried to write a joke, but I couldn't make it work...

    Human #1,232,867
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here camouflage mask is so great that people can't see it. Got it now?

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    juice
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what mask? she clearly isn't wearing one...

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    farbenzirkel
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But more important: Why does she take a picture of her car seat?!

    Allen Lavine
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to read the comments to get it that went over my head like hair

    Gwinevere von Ludwig
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Off topic, but this lady has gorgeous eyes!

    Damon Gates
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, but it's creepy how they, her forehead, and her hair float unattached above her neck.

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    Josh Tall
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am way to slow for thi......OH!! I get it!!!

    Aragorn II Elessar
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t understand, she’s clearly not wearing a mask. Of course she’d get kicked out.

    Taavi Lass
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is there a picture of a woman with half a face? What has this to do with masks? Is it funny because she has no nose and mouth?? o.O

    Kim Bush
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a camouflage mask but never could find it in my bag so I bought some country style patchwork ones, so cute

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    #35

    Funny-Covid-19-Coronavirus-Jokes

    InternetHippo Report

    postboredom
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't the Japanese wear a mask whenever they have a cold?

    Priscillia Indradjaja
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People in Asia are used to wearing a mask when they feel unwell - especially the ones who walk and take public transits a lot

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    Rissie
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish people could understand that if you protect others from falling ill, you protect the doctor that will save your kidney when you get ill, or that person that takes such awesome care of your parent or child or neighbor. Or maybe it's the dentist's assistant's kid that doesn't catch the flu so he can get to work and your appointment isn't cancelled. You don't know exactly how it affects you, but it does and being sick just equals a loss of productivity. So if you want that update for your smartphone, you better wear a mask to make sure the people making and releasing it don't get sick.

    Darwinist
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why 590,000 people still die from the flu each year and we also have a vaccine to reduce deaths.

    BOU
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    @postbordem: Yes, to protect others and themselves. In the Company I worked for it became mandatory to wear a mask during work for a week, if one coworker in your proximity had the flu.

    SeidWolf
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most people should take extra precautions and wear a plastic bag, for at least 1-2hrs straight...

    Philler Space
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because we have this weird thing in America where if you get sick it means it's your fault. If you did everything right, you should be healthy, the logic goes. A lot of what's jacked about our healthcare system starts to make sense when you realize how many Americans, subconsciously or otherwise, treat sickness and infirmity like it's a personal failing.

    Pauline Bennett
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I say get used to it were in for a longer haul than you think.

    Jane W.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe we will from now on, come to think of it.

    JJM
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely we should.

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    Nicola Roberts
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was just about to push the door open to a shop and in the reflection behind me I saw a man wearing a mask. First thought "oh bugger" - about turn!

    Chuck
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I keep a few extra masks in the car, just in case

    Darwinist
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Covididiots when staff don't let them in the store, "here we go again".

    Destiney Torres
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh that was me on wednesday trying to be buy a bag of takis but forgot my mask in the car.

    ewadora
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have to go back to my car every second time. I haven't sworn so much in my life

    Computernaut
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't that the dude from the Cheerios box?

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Andre de Grasse, Canadian sprint specialist. Runs the 100m and 200m.

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    Thomas Register
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like being in a relay race, and realizing you dropped the baton.

    JJM
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bin' there done that.

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    #37

    Funny-Covid-19-Coronavirus-Jokes

    nerd4neurons Report

    True Blue
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait! Is this spirited away?!

    Mimi777
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw a tweet the other day that said something like “when my mask falls down off my nose in public it’s like my d**k popped out!”

    David Kim
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is my sister's favorite movie I wonder how she'll react if I show her this

    Ellen Daniels
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every time I see someone with their mask under their nose, I know I'm looking at an imbicile.

    Lynn Morello
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha, hubby is watching that now.

    Shopper East
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This person actually has a secondary brain in his nose.

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    #38

    Funny-Covid-19-Coronavirus-Jokes

    cadiulus Report

    troufaki13
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly! I've been using the car-crash analogy myself!

    Gretal S
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    5 years ago

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    Except corona isn't a car crash at all

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    Rissie
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, that's not how it works. If you would have survived the attack with you diabetes being managed correctly, the mismanagement of the diabetes is the cause of your death. And the bear attack is the reason you end up in the hospital where you're diabetes is mismanaged. If it would be unable to survive from the bear attack because you are subsequently bleeding to death, the cause of death is the bleeding, caused by the bear attack. Otherwise anything leading up to each moment can be counted as the cause. I get that this is about suspicious counting of covid-deaths. But. Imagine you, the healthy diabetic, hurt your toe real bad and it needs stitches. You end up in the hospital where your sugar levels are mismanaged badly and you die. Pretty sure no one will even try to claim it's the painful toe that killed you.

    Mme de Poppadom
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    then just put all of it down, call it a co-morbidity, and call it a day.

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    WildBerry
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NO. What killed you is the cause. Did you bleed out because of your wounds - then the bear is the cause. Did your sugar throw you into ketoacidosis - then hospital malpractice killed you.

    Meyer Weinstock
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had type 2 diabetes. I lost weight (200+ lbs) and no longer have it. I am healthy enough to run an ultra marathon. The high cholesterol, hyperlipidosis, and high blood pressure will kill me before a bear will attack me here in Los Angeles. (I was in the 1988 LA marathon.) The bear is not the cause of my death; the insurance company which would not pay for pre-existing conditions will be the cause of my death. -Dr M (not all doctors have lean morphology)

    Gretal S
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    5 years ago

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    More like a voice of treason! You all hate the USA

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    Paige Garberding
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It appears that a LOT of Americans are missing the brain part for cause and effect.

    Ellen Daniels
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People who spread Covid-19 through willful ignorance are murderers.

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    Foxxy (The Original)
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s how I felt when I heard “must be free”, when a product wouldn’t scan or had no price tag.

    Louloubelle
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's how I feel when someone asks if I "want to speak to the manager" - real name, Karen

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    AntiNutjob
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The weirdest thing? Corona beer sales are actually increasing.

    Yvonne Blau
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably due to all the corona parties that still take place. People are just so funny (not).

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    elfin
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No virus, but there's always poison. Of perhaps just laxative.

    Josh Tall
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    who the hell drinks a Corona at a bar?

    Bob bob
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    5 years ago

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    Trump 2020

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    Fixin'Ta
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would be better if the dude was wearing a mask.

    Avery S Alberico
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can we get this drawing as a meme template? realistic Drake is an old meme

    Darwinist
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Corona is just a average beer.

    Harley Hoglin
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Below average. It doesn't say much for a beer if it needs a a hunk of fruit in it before it's worth drinking.

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    5 years ago

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    Trump 2020

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    #43

    People Still Can’t Stop Posting Corona Jokes And Here Are 84 Of The Freshest Ones To Make You Laugh Then Cry

    reddit.com Report

    Computernaut
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So where does the air get through and why doesn't the window fog up?

    Dragonfruit'nrollerskates
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My question is how do you breathe through solid silicone what do you have to download for that the ilungz X?

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The reasons may differ, the stupidity is the same. But it must feel good to know that thoughts and prayers are very effective against Corona.

    K.Kobayashi
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The reason is the same - they think the danger isn't real.

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    Marissa Wyatt
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    okay, i get this is a joke but, churches make you wear masks. and unless ur family u have to stay 6 feet apart

    Kurt Baker
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agreed, our church of 5000+ has not met in person since march. We use zoom for services, youth group & bible studies. We were among the first to close and we will be among the last to reopen. Freedom comes with responsibility.

    Scyth
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Crowder featured here. Totally did not expect that.

    Squirrelflightisawesome
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always wear a mask and social distance. Plus no singing and a limited amount of people

    Z Alexi
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For the religious freaks who'd rather pray in public than live, listen to Nobelist Stephen Hawking: "Science is increasingly answering questions that used to be the province of religion." Atheists will outlive those who purposefully suspend critical thinking. It's nothing to be admired.

    Russian Otaku
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Far far worse. At least one group has legitimate reasons to go and get some enjoyment and the church goers are just totally stupid idiots

    Remi Flynne
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Old photo, text changed to suit the current issue.

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    BusLady
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Karen: I don't have to tell you! I have rights to my privacy!

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    Daria Z
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat, good book, and a cuppa 👍

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    postboredom
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was an article about the guy saying this

    Pauline Bennett
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    5 years ago

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    Lets put it this way you are a d**k.

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    HempFairy
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    -Police officer: How high are you? -Me:No, it's "Hi,how are you?".

    Computernaut
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All the weed-smokers during quarantine: "Finally!"

    Magpie
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you!!! laugh snorted my coffee on monitor and keyboard. ( they both needed a clean anyway ) :D.

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    Sarcasm101
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Last day of school Friday 13th and the Area 51 raid

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    Pauline Bennett
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Things have really been going to s**t since Trump started expressing his views on the virus.

    Tracy
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Things have been going to s**t since he was elected.

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    Scyth
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, germphobia wasn't a part of our society.

    John L
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never really understood that, before the pandemic.

    rspanther
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sharing of the birthday germs.

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    Scagsy
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I now go to BP for my current affairs. The news is flipping morose

    AntiNutjob
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish I had a potion where I could sleep till 2021

    Magpie
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your aims are low. I intend to come back as a cicada. The long version. They can sleep for 17 years!

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    Patrick O'Harris
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm happy that I'm an introvert. I dont need this stuff.

    Rabbit Carrot
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah but they’ll be dead and then you can use the pool on your own. Win win.

    Pauline Bennett
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some of us have to be the backbone of the country.

    Audrey Smith
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And YouTube. The amount of collabs I’m seeing now are insane. *cough* James Charles *cough*

    Daria Z
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yess, me right now... 😣

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    averageperson
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was homeschooled before it was cool... we didn't have a marching band.

    Squee
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, I too partake in this

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    Pauline Bennett
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One problem with this is there is no after Corona yet. But that will be me.

    Scyth
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're rather a bit optimistic, aren't you?

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    Caitlin M. Maguire
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and then there's doctor's family members who refuse to believe COVID is as bad as it is and get all bent out of shape when you try to challenge them..

    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But what do you know, you're just a doctor with extensive medical training.

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    Viviane
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "This is what the Satan-worshiping pedophile conspiracy won't telling you: you're dying of a homegrown virus called ID-10-T."

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just go with the flow, "admit" that their Covid result is false and send them on their way so they can drown in their longfluids and send them a "Get well" card on their funeral.

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    GirlFriday
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my small hometown, there is a woman that was posting on Facebook about how the virus was a hoax. She even posted pictures of the sign at her hair salon that read "Masks not required. We are Americans." Well, the small town had an outbreak of the virus and guess where they traced the contact point to? That's right, Miss Anti-Mask and her salon. The state revoked her business license and the city shut her down. She and her son ended up hospitalized with the virus. They have both recovered. But this is not a hoax.

    Ian Milne
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone should tell them it’s congestive, not congested. It’s unlikely they have a traffic jam in their heart...

    Computernaut
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's easy to take this one example and use it to make a point, but I'm sure there are plenty of mask-abiding people who get COVID and plenty of "anti-maskers" who don't get it so...

    BusLady
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You just can't slap sense into people.

    Anne
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This guy died.. and then his fam had a gofundme for his funeral and hospital bill..

    Rissie
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    However stupid that first statement, nobody deserves to get sick. If you can't be merciful, just think of the costs of treating someone for the rest of their life for CHF and COPD. If this person had a job, he or she might never get back to it.

    Koalamonster
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While I get your point- screw that person for not taking precautions, probably infecting others, and being a drain on resources because they're selfish. Not because they had to be out for work or something necessary and got infected while following all the rules- but because they're too cool for science. While maybe nobody deserves to get sick- I have very little sympathy when they are risking the health of everyone around them.

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    Mohammad Ammar
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or they could stick their head in the fireplace.

    Pauline Bennett
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    5 years ago

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    Or up their proverbial a*s!

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    Gibberint Dark
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fake news... His shirt should be RED... :-)

    Anne
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually.. corona seems to kill your d*ck.. (well.. it causes infertility so same thing)

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    juice
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    also!! even if you dispose of them properly, it's important to cut the straps off. that way animals won't get tangled up EgkcspSVkAAbsM_.jpg EgkcspSVkAAbsM_.jpg

    Claire
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks for telling me that! I didn't know but now I will start doing that if I have to throw one away.

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    Darwinist
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just put them in biohazard bags and incinerate them for good measure. Putting them on the ground doesn't help.

    Computernaut
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not surprised. With the number of masks that people go through, it's statistically unsurprising that so many are left lying around. The more disposable things you have going around, the more will end up crapped off on the ground.

    SimplySarcastic40
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    put them in the biohazard bins....oh...wait...not deadly enough for that.

    kasa alex
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read that to the the tune of 'Mambo No. 6'

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    Scagsy
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Deep down inside we all know we're gonna be that guy

    Pauline Bennett
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    5 years ago

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    By the way you look now you will be breathing dead air literally

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    Devon W
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when I was 4 I had to wear a mask everyday if I wanted to see people because I was going through chemo so if a 4 year old can do it almost everyday then I think a grown a*s woman can doit for 20 minutes

    troufaki13
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, kids on chemo, or with compromised immune system :/

    Patrick O'Harris
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I spend 6 hours running around in Ikea with my Mom even though I have asthma and a chronical bronchitis. I wear that damn thing for hours at work. Those damn crybabies get on my nerves. Just admit you're an antisocial swine and go with it for f***s sake.

    Koalamonster
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same! My lungs are garbage and I have some bad days even with steroid inhalers, which I don't currently have because of insurance issues so that's fun, and when people say it's hard for them to breath I want to hit them. I wear it all day at work, if you need an eye exam that damn bad you can wear a mask for 30 minutes. Literally had a guy blow up at me because I was asking him to put his mask over his nose the other day, he freaked out, cursed at me, and then stormed out without having had an exam while yelling- and he seriously said this- 'you're treating me like I have a disease.' That... that's how we're treating everyone right now. Everyone in the store was wearing a mask. But he should be exempt because‐ wait for it- it fogs his glasses up.

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    Louloubelle
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My name is Karen and I'm sick to death of people acting like I'm an entitled anti-mask, anti-vaxxer b***h. This is bullying pure and simple and if the rest of you find this funny, I suggest you put your name in there and have people actually treat you like this is who you are without even taking the time to get to know you, then shame on you. It is making the lives of hundreds of thousands of women miserable. Many are changing their names, and they shouldn't have to do that. And don't tell me it's only a joke. Because it's not anymore. Jokes are funny, this isn't. Get a new term.

    Sandra Mann
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay........I'll own that I'm a bully if you'll own that you're an idiot.

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    Pauline Bennett
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't wear a masks suffocation is why most Corona victims die your choice buddy!

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    NMN
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was this guy: Brazilian mayor touts unproven ozone therapy — through a**s — as ‘excellent’ coronavirus treatment https://www.nydailynews.com/coronavirus/ny-brazilian-mayor-touts-rectal-ozone-therapy-for-coronavirus-20200805-odmsj5m4tzemlhhpuebhq3itxm-story.html

    Viviane
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I evil for laughing? Will I ever be good again? By the way, look at the expression on his face.

    BG
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Far be it from me to deny those in a position of authority!

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    Pauline Bennett
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    Bet you don't wear a mask either.

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    Mohammad Ammar
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sooo true!! But we don't claim to be the most amazing country on earth so there's that.

    Dorothy Parker
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We don't either. At least not any more. With Barak Obama at the helm it felt pretty good.

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    Pauline Bennett
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're doing the same s**t all over the world thats the freakin problem.

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    GirlFriday
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shut up. I am still going on vacation next week and you will not stop me. Although, I am driving rather than flying, renting a house rather staying in a hotel, avoiding crowds and staying close to said house as much as possible. BUT AT LEAST I WILL HAVE SOMETHING DIFFERENT TO LOOK AT EVERYDAY AND I WON'T BE WORKING.

    Anne
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. Don't steal my holiday.. I've been working extreme hours since March. I deserve a break from my computer!! I'm going to Livinroomstan for a change of scenery! (I currently work in homeofficia)

    Russian Otaku
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would be nice to even have money for a vacation

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    BusLady
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks more like a Martian. Lol

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    rspanther
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn, looks like I will need to buy me some of these.

    Gwen
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where can I get one?!

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    Yaz Cam
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not the Kirkland Athletic Shoe!!! 😩😩😩

    FreckledFox
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't Kirkland the Costco brand? Gotta have a mask to go in there right?

    Koalamonster
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, and then they complain loudly for days about how they made them wear a mask. We have people that come in that do wear one, because they have to, but they complain to each person they speak to about it- loudly- and I doubt it stops when they leave the building.

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    BG
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wondered why people were complaining about not being able to breathe with a cloth mask, then I shaved my facial stubble. Dude! It is SO easy to breathe through a mask with a beard/goatee, yet these are the guys who are complaining.

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    postboredom
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There should be a schedule. A third of the students in the morning, a third in the afternoon and a third in the evening with the teacher taking shifts and breaks to sanitize in between

    Dippin Dot
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our schools are doing two days virtual 3 days in person. 1/2 the school is Monday Tuesday, the other half Thursday Friday with Wednesday being all virtual for sanitation. And a lot of parents picked the 100% virtual option as well. They have assigned entrances by grade, no longer have lockers, will carry water bottles, and lunch is going to be served in basically distanced classrooms for eating only. It's going to be interesting!

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    Patrick O'Harris
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I must admit... Thats more people wearing masks than I expected!

    Thomas Register
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it staged, or is there just a school somewhere with halfway sane students, parents, and administrators? (I say halfway, because that's WAY too crowded).

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    Diddlybop
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At my school the all the year groups have classes ten minutes earlier or later than another year group, we sanatise our hands before and after lessons, there is a one way sysrem througjout the school, a maximum of twenty people in a corridor and we all try not to be idiots. Kids aren't as stupid as you think.

    Chez
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The schools in South Africa have split classes in half - they either go every second day, or every day but split between morning and afternoon. Virtual is also an option. Grades use separate entrances, there is strict social distancing enforced with lines on the floor and teachers EVERYWHERE monitoring the kids. The kids stay in their classes for most of the day and when they do go out they are kept to their class groups. It's totally possible to keep the kids safe. If it's done properly and if it is enforced.

    Foxxy (The Original)
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the hell, I am gobsmacked. How did so many stupid people become in charge and making some STUPID decisions by allowing this. GRRR

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    Cat Nip Gal
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remove about a fourth of the students and it's my school.

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    averageperson
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly tho it's not just an american problem.

    Monday
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True, but the Americans are the most vocal about it

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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Watched the video... it was pretty great

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    troufaki13
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still better than not wearing a mask at all

    Pauline Bennett
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still should wear a mask, these should be cleaned inside and out frequently.

    TexasPK
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What are those things?? I guess I have been inside too long.

    Mme de Poppadom
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These look like collapsible laundry bags/hampers, but the ones I've seen are all mesh, no plastic window.

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    Anne
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess you won't fog up your glasses wearing this..

    Magpie
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok people are scared and using what ever they have. These will protect the eyes, and reduce the splatter from people close by sneezing. But they should be wearing masks as well. Unless they really need to communicate with deaf people / communication disabled people. or really have a serious breathing condition......but in that case maybe better to stay at home.

    Nadine
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a bad idea! At least you can see the facial expression :) I realized when my daughter went to school a couple of days ago - first time out of home since March- that her teacher can not see her gorgeous smile, nor can she tell the expression of the new faces around her in class. She is 4. Thinking of getting her one of these!

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    Brian D
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But...aren't anti-maskers Nickelback's prime audience?

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    bryguy
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    H1N1 had 60 million infections but only 12,469 deaths. Big difference with COVID at 26 million cases and 868,034 deaths (as of Sept 3 2020)

    K.Kobayashi
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thenatural, the actual deaths from COVID-19 is actually a lot MORE than the official numbers. The standard way to count deaths in an epidemic is to look at excess deaths - how many more people died during the epidemic than during normal times. That's how they count flu deaths, for example. Going by this method, the US has already had more than 200,000 deaths from Covid-19.

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    DamnBecky
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I got Swine Flu in 2009 I got a week off of work, no kids could trick or treat at the house and I sat around all week eating Halloween candy with my dad and watching zombie movies. I had a low fever for only 2 of the days. When I got Covid in 2020, my no pre-existing conditions body still spent a night in the ER with every breath being monitored and then 2 weeks stuck in bed where I was too tired to even shower. Its almost like they are different viruses!

    Mme de Poppadom
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could this be considered "#VirusGoals"?

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    Radek Suski
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "May you live in interesting times" says a Chinese curse

    Pauline Bennett
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wish in one hand and s**t in the other see which one gets filled first.

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    #78

    People Still Can’t Stop Posting Corona Jokes And Here Are 84 Of The Freshest Ones To Make You Laugh Then Cry

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    Erika Jones
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 11-year old son told me all the reasons he isn't ready to die yet (he's healthy, but really worried). This is a hell of a time to be a kid. At least his school is online for now.

    Gareth Graham
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Totally unrealistic, she isn't wearing body armour

    Darwinist
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give them a full on hazmat suit with gas masks.

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    Lindsey Judd-Bruder
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Soviet Russia, Covid vaccinate against YOU.

    Pauline Bennett
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    5 years ago

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    We all know Russian leaders are a bit on the Trump mentality side.

    WilvanderHeijden
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Putin is a jerk but he is 1000 times smarter than Donny. ( Well, who isn't ? ) And he is actually going after corrupt and incompetent people in high places instead of backing them and setting them free from jail.

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    Rabbit Carrot
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then they sneeze or start coughing. Gah. Get lost.

    Pauline Bennett
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd tell the idiot to move, not politely either.

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    Rabbit Carrot
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see mask litter everywhere, it’s so sad. Don’t be a scumbag, take your trash home with you!

    BusLady
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best argument for reusable masks.

    Pauline Bennett
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that ain't funny any thing is possible.

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    Cuddles
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drool. Drool and sweat. Wash your pillow. XD

    somnomania
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nice, good to know i'd survive. also wash your pillows once in a while, it helps.

    Damon Gates
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This makes no sense whatsoever and the promise is an empty one. The most you'll get from this is a rash, unless you're sucking the pillow into your lungs. If that's the case, Darwin's will be done.

    Viviane
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish they'd be clearer. I don't know if peeing on your pillow is a treatment for covid-19 or if it's preventive medicine.

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    Pauline Bennett
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder what the rabies vaccine looked and felt like for that little boy who lived?

    Magpie
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is a very old injection kit from the bad old days before single use injections. The metal and glass parts had to be washed and boiled. Vaccines were a wonderful invention!!! You are looking at medical history. The metal needle part often got blunt, and more painful because of that.

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    Lindsey Judd-Bruder
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's Putin. Putin himself is the vaccine. He just rides in on a big black stallion and rage-stares it to death.

    Toea Muresan Iulia
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's called Polonium and it comes in your tea

    Mme de Poppadom
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The Space Race is BACK ON, bitches." - Russia's position on the market space for a COVID vaccine.

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    troufaki13
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not just Americans. There are morons everywhere

    True Blue
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah like in Victoria we got the one and only Bunnings Karen

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    Pauline Bennett
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But I didn't know there ere so many morons.

    Philler Space
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're not as numerous as they seem; they're just the loudest.

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    Darwinist
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Use an advanced filtration system

    Olli Glx
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The mask of Immortan Joe. From Mad Max: Fury Road.

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