'Tis but a scratch!

Daaayum! That’s a wicked burn, mate.

Aye pal

Yep, seems accurate.

Now I need to find a friend whose partner’s name is Ruth and wait patiently.

Brilliant.

"Do as we say not as we do"

Under pressure os a lot easyer than Bohemian Rhapsody lol.

When 'you applied for the job' photo should be him as a newborn to be accurate!

It's just a floating torso

Aww. She looks like she's having a good time.

Nah, It's just British by day and British by night.

Nooo! British Museum got no chill. Why didn't they have a bit of banter? I'm a Brit and I find this sort of jape jolly amusing.

Pass me the jam & clotted cream

Its cute how they didnt mention their name

Coldplay for me makes me about turn too.

"We're not living in America, But we're not sorry"

He’s got a ticket to ride and he don’t care.

It would be extra funny if this woman did not have children.

I wish I could unsee this. Thanks for ruining the movie.

*sad crusader noises*

Waiting for the chip shop to open.

Won't be the first pub and won't be the last...

Sadly for the spiders this is fake. They won't be taking over yet!

At first I thought it was a artificial intelligence render…he actually exists 😦

Absofrikinlutely

How much are you willing to bet that that was added by either and Irishman, or a Scot

Virgin Media vans have similar puns

So now that's Charles III

There just always happen to be a perpetually offended weirdo close by at all times 😂

Derek the hysteric.

I know a guy who swears that root beer tastes like cow pee... and I can't stop wonder how he knows the taste of cow pee.

I think this one is a bit unfair, Lord Elgin paid for the marbles, but no one seems to know if the agreement was misinterpreted or not. I haven’t been to Greece, but I think Cyprus is similar in terms of their attitude to ancient history and archaeology (please let me know if this is wrong though!) and when I visited Cyprus, you’re free to walk and climb around many historical ruins, and they have only in recent years started to really care and invest in archaeological research. I feel it’s a bit like me selling something on eBay, then a few years later deciding it’s worth more and wanting it back!

Hahahahahaha! Genius caption

How famous did this lettuce become? It was on the news, on comedy programmes...

Nothing wrong here.

I wish he stays stoned to produce more of this 🙃 It's utterly disturbing and I love it

Preferred the version on the art meme post yesterday!

I think you mean for-rain (I'll see myself out)

Exterminate!

It took me way too long to realize this was a nativity scene

Not to be for most of us given the cars shown.

POV: You go back to sleep for an extra 15 minutes but wake up an hour later.

Seagulls make great pets. Easy to feed and care for. Not terrified of humans. 100% native and natural. And ejects people with hangovers from your house.

Bruh, that’s not even considered fresh tea in Arizona.

I miss Kevin Hicks

Oh, and an tiny thimble in the middle with sugar sirap. The teaception!

Rowan Atkinson is one of the most brilliant comedians alive. Mr. Bean is his most famous character, but he's done so much more. Check out Black Adder.

So when is the Wills’ fight?

What the living F is that nightmare?

Revenge is a dish best served after they die…

I wonder which famine inspired this one.

Tragic aftermath of witch's broomstick malfunction.

99% of them would have ignored you . The other 1% would probably tell you to F#ck off ! I speak as an Englishman born in that great City.

As a researcher who knows the pain of lack of data even in today’s age, this list from 1600s impresses me.

phil collins did amazing with that soundtrack man

That must've been one hell of a corporate team bonding excursion.

Ha, ha. Someone swapped the Jesus for a penguin last year, at the nativity scene down the street from us.