Have you ever looked at an image and felt comforted yet deeply disturbed at the same time? Like your heart wanted to say "oh, how sweet" but your soul was whispering "wtf?"
That, my friend, is what we call "blursed." It's an oddly satisfying combination of blessed and cursed: spawned somewhere between heaven and hell, the internet's version of emotional whiplash, flourishing while hiding out on social media like mold in a long-forgotten lunchbox.
There's a whole community dedicated to these weirdly hilarious images. Blursed Images has thousands of members stuck in purgatory, sharing posts that encapsulate the best of both worlds. Bored Panda has put together a list of our personal favorites from the page. Do they deserve praise or holy water? We'll let you be the judge of that...
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Blursed Phone Design
iPhone 21 out the week after next, iPhone 22 with a completely new charger (sold separately) next month!
Load More Replies...The internet has brought us many things: TikTok trends, heart-warming stories, funny memes and more. But among the weirdest offerings are what's become known as cursed images.
They're unsettling. They're weird. And they often leave us feeling a bit uneasy, or even a little creeped out. Despite their off-putting nature, we can't help but stare.
"At first glance, it’s hard to pin down what makes a cursed image cursed. Often, the elements in the photo seem normal enough—a person, a place, or an object you recognize. But there’s something about the way everything comes together that feels off," notes 3D art platform ANASAEA.
"Maybe it’s the angle, the lighting, or just the strange combination of things that don’t belong together," adds the site. "It’s like your brain knows something isn’t right, but you can’t quite put your finger on it."
Blursed Marketing
Yes, I mean, why advertise contraception? /s
Load More Replies...Wait..... you tellin' me willis I can get stuff like TV's just for having s*x?????
Are you telling me you never heard of pr*stit*tion?
Load More Replies...Oh my word! So funny - it's in Aiya Napa, party town of the world, with all the casual s#x that goes with it!
Blursed_t Shirt
I have a t-shirt and a long sleeved t-shirt that says "In my defence I was left unsupervised"... My calipers and crutches 😁 Love people like him and others who poke fun at their disability, it's not always easy, nope. So poking fun? Punk Rock!
The platform adds that what makes cursed images impactful is the fact that they fall somewhere between normal and abnormal, and they play with your sense of reality.
"Sometimes, it’s the content that throws you off—like a familiar scene that’s just slightly distorted. Other times, it’s the poor quality of the photo, like a grainy, low-resolution image of a deserted playground or a blurry shot of a mannequin in an unsettling pose," reads the site.
In a nutshell, they leave you feeling like something’s not quite right, but you’re not exactly sure what.
Blursed Note
Note taken. Edit: Have realized that my username alone would also be a sufficient response thanks to Space Invader, lol
We don't have Wal-Mart in my country. I shall have to steal from Big W instead.
Actually Walmart is VERY serious about shoplifting. There are cameras everywhere and you'll get arrested immediately.
Blursed Hispanic
Let's be completely honest, when I travel to the US, I've never seen other than frozen Mexican food on that aisle, why suddenly they changed for Mexican to Hispanic? There's no Guatemalan, Chilean, Peruvian or any other of those!
Depends on the store...my local market has a pretty diverse Hispanic section, mostly Mexican, but there are several other countries represented. Does it really matter though? It's all Hispanic food.
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Betcha that will be the orange toddler's next excuse why he hasn't released it..."nothing to see here, just ignore all those videos and pictures and lurid notes and the black book and the client list and the constant lies *ahem* ever-changing story, hey look over there...it's Bigfoot! He must have taken it!"
Load More Replies...According to writer and cursed images connoisseur Már Másson Maack, there are a few building blocks that make up the perfect cursed image.
One is what he calls defamiliarization. Maack explains this as "the artistic technique of presenting to audiences common things in an unfamiliar or strange way in order to enhance perception of the familiar."
He gives the example of putting dish soap on waffles, or locking toes together with multiple people at once.
Blursed Sign
"A prescription for penicillin because he was worried that the patient might have a reaction to penicillin...what's funny about this?" --Dr. Mike, a YouTube doctor.
What to you give the person who has everything? Wide spectrum antibiotics.
Load More Replies...I live in the UK. All our prescriptions are typed. I haven't seen anything written in a doctor's handwriting for 30 years, so this is very old.
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Blursed_black Panther
Absolutely. But since the Pink Panther is - umm - (very) roughly my age: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pink_Panther_(character)
Load More Replies...Q: What happened when the Pink Panther stepped on an ant? A. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant...🎶
Another thing you might notice in cursed images is high-contrast flash photography. "The lighting in the most powerful photos often has a film-like feel to it, a reminiscence of where we’ve come from but also painting our past as sordid and dirty," explains Maack.
Flash photography might also invoke a feeling of being exposed for what we really are, he says. "A bright flash of light, unveiling all the faults we’ve tucked away in the darkness — like our toes, which are universally disgusting."
Blursed T-Shirt
Probably a bad decision on his part but his expression says he doesn't care.
I wouldn't say it's a bad decision. If he doesn't have anything on him all they can do is what his shirt shows
Load More Replies...If you wear a t-shirt like that when you're going through customs and security? You're kinda asking for a bottom search!!! 😄
Blursed Sign
"Goodbye cruel world....there's nothing you can say ,to make me change my mind..."
Double scoop of chocolate for me please, I had too much cruel world today...
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Finally, says Maack, many of the greatest cursed images recast food as a reminder of mortality and lack of agency.
"Food is a common theme in DIY cursed images. The presence of unappealing food quietly reminds us of the carnal element of our existence. Food crosses the boundaries of our bodies and we’re sickeningly dependent on it, reminding us we’re never fully in control of our surroundings or an independent force in this world," writes the fan.
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Blursed Lunch Bag
We binned your moldy sandwich, please respect the office fridge.
Load More Replies...Unless someone sees what appears to be rotten food in a shared fridge and tosses it out. Health dept can shut a place down if they come in and see the wrong thing in such a fridge.
I'm not sure that would actually work. As soon as you'd took a closer look at the bag, you'd see that the mold moves with the foil.
Why would you look closer st a moldy sandwich?
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She looks like she did a great job posing for the picture
Load More Replies..."[Food] also shines a light on how ashamed we are of our bodily functions (probably some Freudian s*it) as they poke a hole in the lie we constantly tell ourselves that we’re completely cerebral beings, above the filthiness surrounding the lives of animals," Maack writes.
He believes that introducing foods such as milk in new, unexpected circumstances forces us to face the fact that no matter how much we advance, we’re still fettered by our base needs.
Blursed Tattoo
Now someone get a tattoo of this image, and keep it going!
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Blursed Cat
It will never beat this one though. "That's right! T'was I who set the house ablaze!" angry-cat-...16a497.jpg
They don't let the occupants back into the house while they are fighting the fire so I'm guessing he went back in for the occupant's shoes (they ran out barefoot) and he found the large, scared, slightly wet kitty in the process.
Load More Replies...Blursed Retro PC
It is retro because it has a cd-rom.
Load More Replies...Blursed_lego Flower
"Human, you have forgotten my special orchid food for the last time!"
Load More Replies...Blursed Shirt
Nope, I would forget I was wearing that shirt and scare the living daylights out of myself the first time I saw my reflection...
Load More Replies...Blursed Book
Liar. You have just ordered the book off Amazon.
Load More Replies...I actually found a copy of this once. It was just as ridiculous as it sounds.
Blursed Fitness
I don't give a c**p what someone looks like; as long as they're attractive ON THE INSIDE! THAT is what counts.
Blursed Teacher
Blursed Uber
My dad told me this joke about 20, 25 years ago. Still cracks me up to this day 🤣
Load More Replies...“Thank you, Jesus, for this, our daily bread. However, I also ordered soup…”
The Bible clearly states that Adam and Eve were driven out of Eden in a Fury. Times change
One day I will hire a group of people named Jesus. I will pay them to be terribly rude. I will send them to a country just before the missionaries arrive. When they ask if they know Jesus the fun will begin.
...dang a ding...ding a dang...whoa...what's up with this Camry?!?
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Blursed Cat
Yeah! Totally transparent so you can still see the cat's eyes.
Load More Replies...That is an unbelievable amount of work to put in for a gag that is only impressive for a minute the first time you see it.
Blursed Statue
Blursed Disappointment
I always (most of the time, anyway!) eat with clothes on, spilling hot soup on bare flesh can hurt! ;)
Now you know why flashers still where that trench coat. Gotta stay fueled up
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I don't know what all this "soggy straws" business is about. Plastic straws are banned here and I've never once had a paper one go soggy on me. Maybe they're manufactured differently?
They must be… every paper straw I’ve had has gone disgustingly soggy.
Load More Replies...Small tip, buy your own metal straws. 2 of them costs 2 to 4 euros and you'll never need to have soggy or plastic straws ever again.
Never chipped a tooth on a plastic one, tho.
Load More Replies...Carry your own reusable straw! Don't say it's inconvenient, I bet you carry around a coffee mug all the time, and that's way bigger than a straw....
Laughs because something like 90% of plastic waste in the oceans is commercial fishing/NOT consumer straws and corporations have once again successfully fooled us into thinking that it is us, when it is in fact, not us, it is corporate waste. We are focusing on the wrong thing.
That's even worse. Aluminum has very specific properties. And there is only so much of it. Alchemy isn't real, so we can't make more. Eventually, all that aluminum (8 billion straws if we all bought one) will end up discarded and most won't be recycled. We need to move away from plastic, but this is not the answer.
Load More Replies...Blursed Baby Sign
Common error of confusing possessive and plural forms of words. Even native speakers of English do it all the time and this sign is in Japan.
Load More Replies...I'm glad it failed. Maybe the new one will not have all the apostrophes!
This doubles as a PSA about the dangers of leaving your kid locked in a hot car
Blursed Dolls:
Yeah, the side eye from that doll on the left... She's getting ready to call her bestie, Talkie Tina.
Looks suspiciously like a decimal point between the three and the rest of the number.
It is. The maybe haunted dolls are $3.25 each and the not haunted dolls are $3.00 each. Whoever made that post is incorrect.
Load More Replies...I want to position one of the haunted dolls so it looks like it's crawling into the other box.
Ummmm, the $3.00 box definitely looks haunted. They did a switcheroo to get rid of them, 😱😂🤣
I dunno man, that one in the bottom left corner is giving the evil eye.
Blursed Voting
I mean might as well píss in the ballot box that's all your vote is worth anyway, what with the electoral college and the Russian interference and whatnot 😀
I'd say that's protected under the first amendment as an editorial, but it's hard to tell what the first amendment protects these days.
This is all so frightening and disgusting. And I agree with what Ted Cruz said about it, so that’s pretty disturbing too.
Load More Replies...Blursed Quote
Except when you accidentally follow through and there is hail. Brown hail.
Indeed. There is no thunder without lightning, that's all.
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Blursed Panorama Face
Nah bro I think that's either beavis or b******d I can't remember their faces lol
Blursed_car Crash
I'd like to imagine that this accident made a *giggle* instead of a *crash* sound when it happened.
Blursed Sticker
fellow compatriot what are you doing in the Netherlands? Hope 2 encounter you 1 day. . Fellow compatriot? Is that right? If not blame google translate and a drunk Panda 😅
Why would the license plate need to be blurred?
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He do have a point.My bio dad seems to emerge on a 10 year cycle, when a relation breaks he remembers he has a daughter. But I have a great bonus dad who has been there the whole time, so dont really care anymore
Depending on the father in question it might be a blessing.
Load More Replies...Blursed Movie Snack
First glance i thought: "why cursed? Just a girl in Belle dress drinkong cola" 🤔😑...😬
I mean, yeah. That small popcorn won't even get her through the first scene.
Blursed Drawing
That's quite an amazing one. Love the tiny Orca jumping out of the bubble!
As a pacific northwester, thank you for saying "orca", and not killer whale! 👍
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Blursed Closed
six of 5 minutes I think, that would explain the 30 minutes
Load More Replies...Blursed Bee
I do love the Perry Bible Fellowship. Use the URL in the lower right corner.
Blursed Face Swap
Blursed_teletubbies
What’s surprising to me is that you know the tubbies name.
Load More Replies...Blursed Agreed
Someone needs to name birds to annoy the BP profanity filter. Boobys, blue t**s, great t**s, dickcissel, woodcock, tit babler...
Blursed Duolingo
Final frame, the Duolingo bird is glaring at her because it knows d@mn well that she knows English because it taught her.
Load More Replies...That happened to me once in Paris. Woman ran toward me on the street in a panic. Blurted something en Francais. All I knew how to say (en Francais) was "I don't speak French. She ran on, panic intact.
Yes, that's always the first phrase to learn. Mi spiace, non parlo italiano. Tut mir leid, ich kann kein Deutsch.
Load More Replies...English? Sorry that's completely lost on me. Dunno what's the name of the sketch, all I know Simon Pegg is in it.
Duolingo owl? Duolingo is a free language-learning app.
Load More Replies...Blursed Racoon Pad
But tanuki aren't afraid to use their ''bags'' as boats
Load More Replies...Well, it's a more, shall we say, -- 'acceptable' -- use for one of those double 'wrist rest' gel mouse pads than the usual versions (Elvira, Dolly Parton, etc.)
Blursed Face
Do what you love and you will never “work” a day in your life …
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Blursed Crm
Blursed_feet
Quentin has foot fet!sh, it's often memed
Load More Replies...Blursed Pre-Cracked Egg
It's the blursed images subreddit. This fits the qualifications.
Load More Replies...Well Done, Ieva. I didn't know what blursed meant until I saw these.
Istg BP has the nerve to censor butt head but not terminate these fake spams? BP I'm disappointed. But the post was awesome
Well Done, Ieva. I didn't know what blursed meant until I saw these.
Istg BP has the nerve to censor butt head but not terminate these fake spams? BP I'm disappointed. But the post was awesome
