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Have you ever looked at an image and felt comforted yet deeply disturbed at the same time? Like your heart wanted to say "oh, how sweet" but your soul was whispering "wtf?"

That, my friend, is what we call "blursed." It's an oddly satisfying combination of blessed and cursed: spawned somewhere between heaven and hell, the internet's version of emotional whiplash, flourishing while hiding out on social media like mold in a long-forgotten lunchbox.

There's a whole community dedicated to these weirdly hilarious images. Blursed Images has thousands of members stuck in purgatory, sharing posts that encapsulate the best of both worlds. Bored Panda has put together a list of our personal favorites from the page. Do they deserve praise or holy water? We'll let you be the judge of that...

#1

Blursed Phone Design

Illustration showing the evolution of phone cameras humorously combining funny and bizarre elements.

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Mike F
Community Member
2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

IPhone 20, coming soon to a store near you!

BiteMyShiny
Community Member
2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

iPhone 21 out the week after next, iPhone 22 with a completely new charger (sold separately) next month!

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NJ P
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2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Remember when you could really hear what was said?

The internet has brought us many things: TikTok trends, heart-warming stories, funny memes and more. But among the weirdest offerings are what's become known as cursed images.

They're unsettling. They're weird. And they often leave us feeling a bit uneasy, or even a little creeped out. Despite their off-putting nature, we can't help but stare.

"At first glance, it’s hard to pin down what makes a cursed image cursed. Often, the elements in the photo seem normal enough—a person, a place, or an object you recognize. But there’s something about the way everything comes together that feels off," notes 3D art platform ANASAEA.

"Maybe it’s the angle, the lighting, or just the strange combination of things that don’t belong together," adds the site. "It’s like your brain knows something isn’t right, but you can’t quite put your finger on it."

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    #2

    Blursed Marketing

    Condoms displayed above a humorous sign about babies, combining funny and bizarre elements with holy and cursed themes.

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    Sooke Felis
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously? Censoring c****m?

    Glenn Cuneo
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait..... you tellin' me willis I can get stuff like TV's just for having s*x?????

    Lee Gilliland
    Community Member
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    2 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you telling me you never heard of pr*stit*tion?

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    Learner Panda
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my word! So funny - it's in Aiya Napa, party town of the world, with all the casual s#x that goes with it!

    Sue Phillips
    Community Member
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cond*m C*ndom Kondom

    Linn
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤔😂😂😂🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🤷‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️😉

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    #3

    Blursed_t Shirt

    Bearded man wearing a funny shirt sitting on wooden bleachers in funny and bizarre image combining the holy and the cursed.

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    Glix Drap
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's surely no harm in this photo but I just can't put my finger on it. Facepalm, now I get it.

    Samantha Gene Parsons
    Community Member
    1 week ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a waste of life a cave troll like this is

    SkippityBoppityBoo
    Community Member
    2 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a t-shirt and a long sleeved t-shirt that says "In my defence I was left unsupervised"... My calipers and crutches 😁 Love people like him and others who poke fun at their disability, it's not always easy, nope. So poking fun? Punk Rock!

    The platform adds that what makes cursed images impactful is the fact that they fall somewhere between normal and abnormal, and they play with your sense of reality.

    "Sometimes, it’s the content that throws you off—like a familiar scene that’s just slightly distorted. Other times, it’s the poor quality of the photo, like a grainy, low-resolution image of a deserted playground or a blurry shot of a mannequin in an unsettling pose," reads the site.

    In a nutshell, they leave you feeling like something’s not quite right, but you’re not exactly sure what.

    #4

    Blursed Note

    Funny and bizarre sign humorously urging not to steal from small business but from Wal-Mart instead, combining the holy and cursed.

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    Ugh, do I have to?
    Community Member
    2 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Note taken. Edit: Have realized that my username alone would also be a sufficient response thanks to Space Invader, lol

    Space Invader
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your username is also an interesting reply...

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    Beak Hookage
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We don't have Wal-Mart in my country. I shall have to steal from Big W instead.

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually Walmart is VERY serious about shoplifting. There are cameras everywhere and you'll get arrested immediately.

    Caryne Ag
    Community Member
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't steal from anybody…

    Moltar
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they have crazy facial rec tech

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    #5

    Blursed Hispanic

    Man smiling and standing frozen in front of freezer labeled frozen Hispanic in a funny and bizarre image combining the holy and the cursed

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    Sooke Felis
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This always makes me laugh 🤣

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always thought this one was cute.

    R1MV4Superleggera
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's be completely honest, when I travel to the US, I've never seen other than frozen Mexican food on that aisle, why suddenly they changed for Mexican to Hispanic? There's no Guatemalan, Chilean, Peruvian or any other of those!

    ninjaTrashPandaBoom
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends on the store...my local market has a pretty diverse Hispanic section, mostly Mexican, but there are several other countries represented. Does it really matter though? It's all Hispanic food.

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    Ray LeBlanc
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought the Hispanics were IN the freezer, in boxes of 6

    Ray LeBlanc
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, the Hispanics are INSIDE the freezer, in boxes of 6 or 12

    Trisha Lewis
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤣🤣🤣🤣 First time seeing this. Awesome!

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    #6

    Blursed Shirt

    Man wearing a funny shirt about Bigfoot on a subway, illustrating bizarre images combining the holy and the cursed.

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    ninjaTrashPandaBoom
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Betcha that will be the orange toddler's next excuse why he hasn't released it..."nothing to see here, just ignore all those videos and pictures and lurid notes and the black book and the client list and the constant lies *ahem* ever-changing story, hey look over there...it's Bigfoot! He must have taken it!"

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    MelaLoca
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can tell this is a NYC subway train. Judging by the outdoors and the guy wearing the shirt, it's a Bronx train

    Lee Gilliland
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    2 months ago

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    It's too.

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    According to writer and cursed images connoisseur Már Másson Maack, there are a few building blocks that make up the perfect cursed image.

    One is what he calls defamiliarization. Maack explains this as "the artistic technique of presenting to audiences common things in an unfamiliar or strange way in order to enhance perception of the familiar."

    He gives the example of putting dish soap on waffles, or locking toes together with multiple people at once.

    #7

    Blursed Sign

    Chalkboard sign humorously showing a wise doctor’s illegible handwriting as a funny and bizarre image.

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    Raven DeathShade
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "A prescription for penicillin because he was worried that the patient might have a reaction to penicillin...what's funny about this?" --Dr. Mike, a YouTube doctor.

    Glix Drap
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What to you give the person who has everything? Wide spectrum antibiotics.

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    Niki
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Truer words have never been scrawled.

    Lotekguy
    Community Member
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The last line is "and call me in the morning".

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in the UK. All our prescriptions are typed. I haven't seen anything written in a doctor's handwriting for 30 years, so this is very old.

    In the doghouse
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    2 months ago

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    I really liked this one the first 5 times I saw it.

    #8

    Blursed_cosplay

    Man using a knife to peel apples arranged to resemble an anime character's chest in a funny and bizarre image.

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    Eggwodd
    Community Member
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How you like them apples!

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We need more articles about just this guy and his brilliance.

    Linn
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤔😂😂😂🤷‍♀️😉

    Caryne Ag
    Community Member
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    2 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Took me a second to figure out. Now I think it's hilarious!

    Sara Frazer
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    2 months ago

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    I love him. But we also can't skip past the fact that in the anime this girl is supposed to be like 15 years old...

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    #9

    Blursed_black Panther

    Two people dressed in funny and bizarre costumes, one as a warrior with a spear and the other as a black panther with spikes.

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    Forrest Hobbs
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely. But since the Pink Panther is - umm - (very) roughly my age: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pink_Panther_(character)

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    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Q: What happened when the Pink Panther stepped on an ant? A. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant...🎶

    Lee Gilliland
    Community Member
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is an excellent Black Panther.

    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Pink Panther’s goth cousin

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    Another thing you might notice in cursed images is high-contrast flash photography. "The lighting in the most powerful photos often has a film-like feel to it, a reminiscence of where we’ve come from but also painting our past as sordid and dirty," explains Maack.

    Flash photography might also invoke a feeling of being exposed for what we really are, he says. "A bright flash of light, unveiling all the faults we’ve tucked away in the darkness — like our toes, which are universally disgusting."

    #10

    Blursed T-Shirt

    Man wearing a humorous shirt at airport security, illustrating a funny and bizarre image combining the holy and the cursed.

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    tameson
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably a bad decision on his part but his expression says he doesn't care.

    Ron Man
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't say it's a bad decision. If he doesn't have anything on him all they can do is what his shirt shows

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    BeesEelsAndPups
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope he enjoys his cavity search

    Caryne Ag
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's sure to get one with that shirt…

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    Ray LeBlanc
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His expression says, " I dare you to turn me away"

    SkippityBoppityBoo
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you wear a t-shirt like that when you're going through customs and security? You're kinda asking for a bottom search!!! 😄

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    #11

    Blursed Sign

    Sidewalk chalkboard showing funny and bizarre signs directing to ice cream and the cruel world outdoors.

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    Jossh Nine
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Goodbye cruel world....there's nothing you can say ,to make me change my mind..."

    ninjaTrashPandaBoom
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Double scoop of chocolate for me please, I had too much cruel world today...

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    Analyn Lahr
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ice cream certainly tastes better.

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    #12

    Blursed Train

    Giant cat sleeping on train tracks with animated passengers inside the train, funny and bizarre holy and cursed image.

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    Spark
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a cute CATastrophe!

    SkippityBoppityBoo
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Upvote purely for the cat!!! Lil cutie 💜

    Caryne Ag
    Community Member
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love these!

    Finally, says Maack, many of the greatest cursed images recast food as a reminder of mortality and lack of agency.

    "Food is a common theme in DIY cursed images. The presence of unappealing food quietly reminds us of the carnal element of our existence. Food crosses the boundaries of our bodies and we’re sickeningly dependent on it, reminding us we’re never fully in control of our surroundings or an independent force in this world," writes the fan.

    #14

    Blursed Lunch Bag

    Moldy sandwich inside a plastic bag contrasted with a fresh sandwich, illustrating funny and bizarre images combining the holy and cursed.

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    Spring
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well? Thats a great idea for those who always had their lunches stolen!

    WubiDubi
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We binned your moldy sandwich, please respect the office fridge.

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    glowworm2
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm both disgusted and impressed at the same time. Call me imprusted.

    Saphyre Fyre
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless someone sees what appears to be rotten food in a shared fridge and tosses it out. Health dept can shut a place down if they come in and see the wrong thing in such a fridge.

    Caryne Ag
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤣🤣🤣

    B.M.G.1
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The 'secret' ingredient exlax put in the stolen brownies from my lunch in the employee reffer !

    RamiRudolph
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not sure that would actually work. As soon as you'd took a closer look at the bag, you'd see that the mold moves with the foil.

    Svenne O'Lotta
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you look closer st a moldy sandwich?

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    #15

    Blursed Gender Reveal Party

    Couple standing by a wall with balloons and a sign reading "It is a baby" in a funny and bizarre image combining the holy and cursed.

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    ocean todd
    Community Member
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I miss Dwight

    Philly Bob
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You were expecting a plasma TV?

    Lotekguy
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    2 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's always so encouraging to see such joy on the face of expectant parents. The horizontal part of the decor seems to indicate they are only held together by the pregnancy, not by any other form of attraction.

    Saltypepper
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    2 months ago

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    She looks very unhappy

    P R
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She looks like she did a great job posing for the picture

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    "[Food] also shines a light on how ashamed we are of our bodily functions (probably some Freudian s*it) as they poke a hole in the lie we constantly tell ourselves that we’re completely cerebral beings, above the filthiness surrounding the lives of animals," Maack writes.

    He believes that introducing foods such as milk in new, unexpected circumstances forces us to face the fact that no matter how much we advance, we’re still fettered by our base needs.

    #16

    Blursed Tattoo

    Tattoo of a man pointing at another’s leg with a speech bubble saying what a stupid tattoo, funny and bizarre holy cursed image.

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    VG.
    Community Member
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now someone get a tattoo of this image, and keep it going!

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    Linn
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤷‍♀️🤔🤦🏼‍♀️🤨

    Caryne Ag
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cute, but sad to think somebody wasted leg space on this one…

    #17

    Blursed Pig

    Cartoon pigs with one saying your father is rolling in his grave and a hot dog roller heating a sausage.

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    Ron Man
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this one. Makes me laugh everytime I see it

    #18

    Blursed Cat

    Firefighter in full gear carrying a large, wet cat with a surprised expression in a funny and bizarre rescue moment.

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    glowworm2
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It will never beat this one though. "That's right! T'was I who set the house ablaze!" angry-cat-...16a497.jpg angry-cat-68cdf8916a497.jpg

    Kim Kermes
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mousies! my catnip mousies!

    Spocks's Mom
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor scared guy ran right out of all 4 of his sneakers. 😢

    WubiDubi
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fireman is carrying his weight limit.

    CPooh
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They save sneakers now, too?

    ninjaTrashPandaBoom
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They don't let the occupants back into the house while they are fighting the fire so I'm guessing he went back in for the occupant's shoes (they ran out barefoot) and he found the large, scared, slightly wet kitty in the process.

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    ️Rando Panda
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That has to be the most WTF look I've ever seen on a cat🤣

    Lee Gilliland
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That cat has Seen Things.

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    #19

    Blursed Retro PC

    Antique wooden steampunk-style device with brass gears and a modern CD drive tray, a funny and bizarre combination of holy and cursed.

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    WubiDubi
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Steampunk is not retro, it's parallel futuristic. Discuss.

    Glix Drap
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just need to load up Steam now.

    Heffalump
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fully blessed. Perfect, No notes.

    Linda Robinett
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awesome steam punk PC tower. Want

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    #20

    Blursed_lego Flower

    LEGO orchid set transformed into a bizarre plant-like robotic figure combining the holy and the cursed theme.

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    ninjaTrashPandaBoom
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Human, you have forgotten my special orchid food for the last time!"

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    Brian Leahy
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Groot’s cousin

    WubiDubi
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lord of the Rings meets Last of Us.

    Eggwodd
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Groot's girlfriend?

    Katakuri
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is called when ppl do this

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    #21

    Blursed Shirt

    White shirt with buttons designed as realistic eyes creating a funny and bizarre image combining the holy and the cursed theme.

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    Sunshine
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Freaky--can't say "my eyes are up here" to that shirt!

    ninjaTrashPandaBoom
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope, I would forget I was wearing that shirt and scare the living daylights out of myself the first time I saw my reflection...

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    Caryne Ag
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I won't be able to see that...

    #22

    Blursed Book

    Book titled The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo by Adam Roberts with dragon illustration among stacked books, funny and bizarre image.

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    Lotekguy
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I'll read it as soon as I finish The Wolf Who Cried Boy.

    Beak Hookage
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually found a copy of this once. It was just as ridiculous as it sounds.

    TotallyNOTAFox
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have questions.... Mainly where to buy it, out of curiosity

    LovesBerk
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Snort laughing. Very clever. 🤭

    Floor V
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was a joke, but it really exists! 😄

    HistoryNerd
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was one of Louise's best Halloween costumes on "Bob's Burgers"

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    #23

    Blursed Fitness

    Street sign with funny and bizarre fitness ad challenging viewers combining humor with the holy and the cursed theme

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    Bec
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Refreshing but hurtful Truth in advertising

    Saphyre Fyre
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't give a c**p what someone looks like; as long as they're attractive ON THE INSIDE! THAT is what counts.

    #24

    Blursed Teacher

    Funny and bizarre image of a classroom sign humorously listing interruptions including fire, tornado, flood, alien invasion, and Ryan Gosling.

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    Toika Gao
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Enters the country is enough for me

    #25

    Blursed Uber

    Smartwatch screen showing Uber notification stating Jesus is arriving soon in a Toyota Camry, combining holy and cursed humor.

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    Kelly H. Wilder
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a Toyota, a Honda. They were all in one Accord.

    🇳🇬 Asi Bassey 🇳🇬
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad told me this joke about 20, 25 years ago. Still cracks me up to this day 🤣

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    Brian Leahy
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Thank you, Jesus, for this, our daily bread. However, I also ordered soup…”

    Weaponized Beef
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus likes a good, sensible sedan.

    B W
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One day I will hire a group of people named Jesus. I will pay them to be terribly rude. I will send them to a country just before the missionaries arrive. When they ask if they know Jesus the fun will begin.

    Socrates
    Community Member
    2 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s absolutely diabolical, yet…

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    Brian Leahy
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The latest feature on the new Apple Watch.

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    Bec
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus built my hotrod... Ding a dang...

    ninjaTrashPandaBoom
    Community Member
    2 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...dang a ding...ding a dang...whoa...what's up with this Camry?!?

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    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of when we had a Spanish customer at work and I sent out an email with an update on his issues entitled "Latest from Jesus". LOL

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    #26

    Blursed _weeknd

    Meme showing a humorous and bizarre drawing of The Weeknd side by side with his photo, blending the holy and cursed.

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    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that he made it his profile pic! 😂

    Ray LeBlanc
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't laugh, he had cataract surgery that went badly.

    Stephanie Fay
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that's gotta be sh*tty on purpose...no?

    Ubiquitous
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a Vic Reeves drawing

    #27

    Blursed Cat

    Close-up of a cat with human hands holding its face, fingernails painted with funny and bizarre cat eye designs.

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    Lorenzo
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah! Totally transparent so you can still see the cat's eyes.

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    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is an unbelievable amount of work to put in for a gag that is only impressive for a minute the first time you see it.

    #28

    Blursed Statue

    Large reclining gorilla statue in a park with a caution sign, a funny and bizarre image combining the holy and cursed concept.

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    Kelly H. Wilder
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Draw me like one of your French gorillas...

    Mavis
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Need banana for scale.

    Ray LeBlanc
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She would be hotter in a French Maid costume

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    #29

    Blursed Disappointment

    Two dice with playful and bizarre phrases on a dark surface, illustrating funny and bizarre images combining the holy and cursed.

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    Serena Myers
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always (most of the time, anyway!) eat with clothes on, spilling hot soup on bare flesh can hurt! ;)

    BeesEelsAndPups
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now you know why flashers still where that trench coat. Gotta stay fueled up

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    Arenite
    Community Member
    2 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But it’s not telling you WHAT to eat…

    Lee Gilliland
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You thought Grandma died, did you?

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    #30

    Blursed Predicament

    Two containers of plastic straws with handwritten notes about caring for the environment and disliking soggy straws, a funny and bizarre image.

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    Beak Hookage
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know what all this "soggy straws" business is about. Plastic straws are banned here and I've never once had a paper one go soggy on me. Maybe they're manufactured differently?

    HeavyMetalHeart
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They must be… every paper straw I’ve had has gone disgustingly soggy.

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    Ellinor she/they/elle
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Small tip, buy your own metal straws. 2 of them costs 2 to 4 euros and you'll never need to have soggy or plastic straws ever again.

    Weaponized Beef
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never chipped a tooth on a plastic one, tho.

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    ManuelQue
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are at least two fast food outlets in my town that switched to a heavier paper/light cardboard. They never go flat and are easily recycled.

    Brian Leahy
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Carry your own reusable straw! Don't say it's inconvenient, I bet you carry around a coffee mug all the time, and that's way bigger than a straw....

    Pittsburgh rare
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pasta straws are fantastic. I wish more places had them

    Tamara
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just found a bag of straws from 2014. What would they be worth?

    Anonymouse
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Laughs because something like 90% of plastic waste in the oceans is commercial fishing/NOT consumer straws and corporations have once again successfully fooled us into thinking that it is us, when it is in fact, not us, it is corporate waste. We are focusing on the wrong thing.

    Never Snarky
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I grew up with paper straws. Never got soggy.

    WubiDubi
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why don't they use aluminium? Between can thickness and foil thickness.

    Marnie
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's even worse. Aluminum has very specific properties. And there is only so much of it. Alchemy isn't real, so we can't make more. Eventually, all that aluminum (8 billion straws if we all bought one) will end up discarded and most won't be recycled. We need to move away from plastic, but this is not the answer.

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    #31

    Blursed Baby Sign

    A bizarre mutated baby face signboard on a family shop blending funny and cursed visuals in Japan.

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    Woof Yo
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is just cursed, no blessed involved

    Rick Murray
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing they haven't already made a dozen movies about.

    Jan
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks great, but what’s with all the unnecessary apostrophes?

    Janissary35680
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    2 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Common error of confusing possessive and plural forms of words. Even native speakers of English do it all the time and this sign is in Japan.

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    Learner Panda
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm glad it failed. Maybe the new one will not have all the apostrophes!

    Brian Leahy
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This doubles as a PSA about the dangers of leaving your kid locked in a hot car

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    #32

    Blursed Dolls:

    Boxes of antique dolls labeled maybe haunted dolls and not haunted dolls at a flea market combining the holy and the cursed.

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    Brian Leahy
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Box Three: Haunted, not dolls.

    Tom Hardeveld
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet some of the dolls climbed over to the other box

    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    2 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, the side eye from that doll on the left... She's getting ready to call her bestie, Talkie Tina.

    Mrx Mrx
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Dude! You mixed up the signs again"

    Rick Murray
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks suspiciously like a decimal point between the three and the rest of the number.

    Nikole
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is. The maybe haunted dolls are $3.25 each and the not haunted dolls are $3.00 each. Whoever made that post is incorrect.

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    JL
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shouldn't the non-haunted dolls be the cheaper ones?

    Rachel Reynolds
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to position one of the haunted dolls so it looks like it's crawling into the other box.

    JUSTsoyouKNOW..
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ummmm, the $3.00 box definitely looks haunted. They did a switcheroo to get rid of them, 😱😂🤣

    Gayngel SLResident
    Community Member
    2 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dunno man, that one in the bottom left corner is giving the evil eye.

    PK S
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Buy the haunted dolls. Give as presents to friends you don’t really like.

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    #33

    Blursed Voting

    Person standing with their pants down behind a curtain in a funny and bizarre scene combining the holy and the cursed.

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    ocean todd
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remember Hanging Chads?! Is this Chad? 😂

    Sara Frazer
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean might as well píss in the ballot box that's all your vote is worth anyway, what with the electoral college and the Russian interference and whatnot 😀

    Beak Hookage
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Voting f e t i s h. That's a new one.

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone's really excited about democracy.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Voters are so often caught with their pants down.

    Robert T
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They were out of pencils.

    nottheactualphoto
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put that thing away! You'll put somebody's eye out!

    Lotekguy
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd say that's protected under the first amendment as an editorial, but it's hard to tell what the first amendment protects these days.

    Nikole
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is all so frightening and disgusting. And I agree with what Ted Cruz said about it, so that’s pretty disturbing too.

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    Anne Roberts
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll use the next booth, thanks

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    #34

    Blursed Quote

    Funny and bizarre image showing a humorous quote about not being ashamed to fart while urinating, combining the holy and cursed.

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    Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except when you accidentally follow through and there is hail. Brown hail.

    Jossh Nine
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Never trust a fart". - Shatner

    Michael Reid
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is actually almost always rain without thunder.

    Apatheist Account2
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Indeed. There is no thunder without lightning, that's all.

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    Ray Perkins
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What!! BP didn't censor "fart"? The nannies must be slipping.

    B.M.G.1
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shart warning sign next ?

    Glenn Cuneo
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welp, I fart into a bag now, and can't control when I do...

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    #35

    Blursed Conversation

    Man on subway holding phone showing a funny face that aligns with his ear combining bizarre and humorous elements.

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    Brian Leahy
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd tentatively wave to the other party on the facetime

    #36

    Blursed Panorama Face

    Two people on a beach, one with a distorted funny smile wearing a sunhat, combining holy and cursed image humor.

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    Weaponized Beef
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where's the blessing here? I only see cursed. Trollface cursed.

    Caryne Ag
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When good panoramas go bad…

    Caryne Ag
    Community Member
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the sunglasses hanging from her mouth…

    Hailey Himalaylee
    Community Member
    2 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah bro I think that's either beavis or b******d I can't remember their faces lol

    #37

    Blursed_car Crash

    Two images showing funny and bizarre scenes combining the holy and the cursed in a humorous way.

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    The Majestic Opossum
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd like to imagine that this accident made a *giggle* instead of a *crash* sound when it happened.

    #38

    Blursed Sticker

    Old car with a funny and bizarre sticker covering the rear window, blending humor with a cursed and holy vibe on the road.

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    ttirreg
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    fellow compatriot what are you doing in the Netherlands? Hope 2 encounter you 1 day. . Fellow compatriot? Is that right? If not blame google translate and a drunk Panda 😅

    [>.<]/
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Enjoying our roads, I guess ;p

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    K Barnes
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    2 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha, makes me think of the time a lady with a rear window cover covering like 80% of it backed into me (edit: my car, not my body) and said it wasn't her fault due to the fact that she can't see out of the back window because of the covering.

    Jan
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So words like c****m get blurred, but not a license plate?

    Squirrel Chaser
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would the license plate need to be blurred?

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    #39

    Blursed Metaphor

    Yearbook photo of a smiling young man with a humorous caption, part of funny and bizarre images combining the holy and cursed.

    Botros69 Report

    Panda Kicki
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He do have a point.My bio dad seems to emerge on a 10 year cycle, when a relation breaks he remembers he has a daughter. But I have a great bonus dad who has been there the whole time, so dont really care anymore

    JL
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So he's less like a boomerang and more like a cicada?

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    Nicole Weymann
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depending on the father in question it might be a blessing.

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    #40

    Blursed Movie Snack

    Woman drinking soda while sitting with an enormous bag of popcorn in a movie theater, funny and bizarre image combining the holy and cursed.

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    Jenny Lind
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First glance i thought: "why cursed? Just a girl in Belle dress drinkong cola" 🤔😑...😬

    royal crablets
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, yeah. That small popcorn won't even get her through the first scene.

    JL
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She must have smuggled that in. If she had to pay concession prices for all that, she'd need to stop at the bank for a loan first.

    Katakuri
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is for the Minecraft movie

    Lene
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see nothing wrong with that bag of popcorn. For the woman's sake I just hope it lasts the entire film. 😏

    Kerry Palmer
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must be a loooooooooooong movie.

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    #41

    Blursed Drawing

    Couple sitting outdoors holding a bizarre caricature blending funny and cursed elements in a colorful detailed drawing.

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    Stephanie Did It
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    2 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's quite an amazing one. Love the tiny Orca jumping out of the bubble!

    joann fielding
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a pacific northwester, thank you for saying "orca", and not killer whale! 👍

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    Spocks's Mom
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really love this! I want to commission one.

    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it bad that I see Alfred E Neumann in drag?

    Mandi Long
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ????????? Never mind. Don't want to know.

    Nicole Ozerkovsky
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the girl looks like megan from katseye

    Caryne Ag
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those hairy legs...

    NJ P
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drowning in your eyes.

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    #42

    Blursed Spider-Man

    Person dressed as Spider-Man sitting and receiving a vaccine shot from a soldier in a crowded vaccination area.

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    Brian Leahy
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spider Man? Oh yeah there he is. I was distracted…

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Might that syringe be radioactive?

    Lotekguy
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some were more fully committed to the mask mandate than others.

    Andy Frobig
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aw c**p, this isn't the spider bite line?

    B.M.G.1
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spidey didn't see the Plandemic coming ?

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    #43

    Blursed Closed

    Handwritten sign on a store window saying closed for s*x, combining funny and bizarre elements of holy and cursed images.

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    Tom Hardeveld
    Community Member
    2 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    six of 5 minutes I think, that would explain the 30 minutes

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    ttirreg
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats an excuse i can live with

    Glix Drap
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they are learning how to play the saxaphone.

    Robert Miller
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope they remember to wash their .....hands .

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    #44

    Blursed Bee

    Cartoon comic showing a bizarre scene of eye exam with a bee, blending humor in funny and bizarre images.

    LePertichenelQLO Report

    nottheactualphoto
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do love the Perry Bible Fellowship. Use the URL in the lower right corner.

    #45

    Blursed Face Swap

    Man with distorted face filters holding a bizarre and funny figurine combining the holy and the cursed in a store aisle.

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    #46

    Blursed_teletubbies

    Three people wearing colorful Teletubby costumes with broken back zippers sitting on a bench in a busy street.

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    WubiDubi
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Po took the job seriously with the matching bra.

    Slap Shot
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What’s surprising to me is that you know the tubbies name.

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    Glix Drap
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bra-bra is in the background.

    B.M.G.1
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And matching undies too ?

    Fred L.
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The originals were cursed enough.

    #47

    Blursed Agreed

    Man wearing a black shirt with ironic text sitting on grass, part of funny and bizarre images combining the holy and the cursed

    Zzero00 Report

    WubiDubi
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone needs to name birds to annoy the BP profanity filter. Boobys, blue t**s, great t**s, dickcissel, woodcock, tit babler...

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    #48

    Blursed Duolingo

    Comic strip showing awkward language barrier and a hidden frog, funny and bizarre images combining the holy and the cursed theme.

    New-Pineapple-9410 Report

    Rick Murray
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Final frame, the Duolingo bird is glaring at her because it knows d@mn well that she knows English because it taught her.

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    Lorenzo
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That happened to me once in Paris. Woman ran toward me on the street in a panic. Blurted something en Francais. All I knew how to say (en Francais) was "I don't speak French. She ran on, panic intact.

    Hugo
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, that's always the first phrase to learn. Mi spiace, non parlo italiano. Tut mir leid, ich kann kein Deutsch.

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    Lisa B
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Duolingo app has this owl as it's widget. If you start, then quit, the widget owl goes from rage to depression.

    Cuppa tea?
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    English? Sorry that's completely lost on me. Dunno what's the name of the sketch, all I know Simon Pegg is in it.

    Lady Eowyn
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Duolingo owl? Duolingo is a free language-learning app.

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    #49

    Blursed Racoon Pad

    Funny and bizarre mouse pad with cartoon raccoons and 3D cushioned wrist support shaped like buttocks on wooden desk.

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    HanSolo
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s gets funnier the longer you look at it

    A.J.
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better than tanuki bag.

    Kerry Borthwick
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But tanuki aren't afraid to use their ''bags'' as boats

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    Bill Swallow
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it's a more, shall we say, -- 'acceptable' -- use for one of those double 'wrist rest' gel mouse pads than the usual versions (Elvira, Dolly Parton, etc.)

    The Majestic Opossum
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is amazing. I need it

    Glix Drap
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should have been beavers rather than racoons.

    #50

    Blursed Face

    Smiling police officer in uniform holding baton in a crowded street, capturing a funny and bizarre moment.

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    Dan
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least he enjoys his job

    Ba-Na-Na
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do what you love and you will never “work” a day in your life …

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    Beak Hookage
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He sure is happy that he gets to hit someone.

    Slap Shot
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least he’s showing his face. Not so much in the US.

    #51

    Blursed Crayons

    Crayons labeled with bizarre and controversial phrases, blending funny and cursed elements in a strange collection.

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    Cheese
    Community Member
    2 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some of the other crayon colors are funny, but this isn't. Pink and purple are bad as well.

    Jossh Nine
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Travel Ban Brown" and "Privilege" are the best ones

    Weaponized Beef
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brought to you by Cards Against Humanity.

    Rick
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where can I get these?

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    #52

    Blursed Crm

    Comic strip showing a hero saving kids but revealing a bizarre corpse retrieval man costume in a funny and cursed image.

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    #53

    Blursed_feet

    Young woman sitting barefoot on a Hollywood Walk of Fame star, surrounded by people and shoes nearby, funny and bizarre image.

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    Luke Branwen
    Community Member
    2 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quentin has foot fet!sh, it's often memed

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    #54

    Blursed Pre-Cracked Egg

    Pre-c*****d egg product packaging showing a raw egg in a plastic shell, highlighting convenience in funny and bizarre images.

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    WubiDubi
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OP needs to Google the brand Obvious Plant.

    Cheese
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the blursed images subreddit. This fits the qualifications.

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    Anonymouse
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always upvote Obvious Plant products, they are generally awesome!

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