People Are Trying To Get Rid Of These 50 Things By Posting Them On FB Marketplace And Getting Shamed (New Pics)
InterviewAccording to Facebook, more than one in three people in the US use their Marketplace to buy and sell things every month. It offers convenience, affordability, and sustainability, so it’s really not surprising that the platform has attracted so many users. There’s not much to dislike about it—it’s like the flea market of the Internet! And with such a big user base, you know there’s never a dull moment while scrolling through Facebook Marketplace.
Purely for your entertainment, our Bored Panda team has gathered many such moments below. Scroll down to find some of the wildest and most unhinged listings sellers posted, and be sure to leave us your verdict in the comments: to buy or not to buy?
While you're at it, don't forget to check out a conversation with a full-time vintage seller and owner of Angela's Vintage Shop, Angela Mandragiu, and a vintage seller and owner of Abigail's Artful Abode, Abigail Lopez, who kindly agreed to share their best tips on selling items online.
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“Can It Be Delivered?”
And that's when The Stinging Knucklegram became a thing.
Load More Replies...The generosity there, anyone can get it! Btw can I have mine open faced? I'm watching my carbs.
I'd like to order at least 30, I'm generous, I like to give random people that annoy me what they want
Not Sure If This Belongs Here, But It Gave Me A Laugh When I Was Scrolling
I can guarantee that’s not the first time that human has been in that kennel. Tho, maybe the first time wearing (street) clothes.
Found In The Wild (My Local Buy-Sell-Trade Group). $40 For A Jacket That Looks Like It’s Been Used For Shop Rags??
that was my thought, too. "Now with authentic distressing"
Load More Replies...By the time my metalworking jacket was that dirty, it held enough cutting oil to sustain a flame.
Carhartt actually makes great jackets that last a long time, but this one seems to be the end of its life.
Load More Replies...A full-time vintage seller and owner of Angela's Vintage Shop, Angela Mandragiu, tells us that what inspired her to start reselling was her love for thrifting and finding special pieces with history and character.
"I’ve always enjoyed the thrill of the hunt, digging through boxes at car boot sales, charity shops… It’s like treasure hunting, and it always gives me that dopamine rush," she shares.
"At the same time, I was also looking for something flexible. I have three kids, and when I started, my youngest wasn’t in school yet. Even now that she is, it’s still very complicated to find a traditional job that actually fits into school hours, school holidays, and everything else that comes with being a parent. This business gave me the chance to work on my own terms and be there for my family when they need me."
This Is Too Good 😭😭
I want this...mostly for the trailer tho! I'll just discard the seadoo and use the trailer to build me a trailer!
Hope I’m The First To Find This One 😂
But it’s not your face that gets messy when eating cheetos. It’s your shirt and fingers
Maybe some people just shove their face into the bag?
Load More Replies...Plus, she's a big advocate of sustainability. "The sustainability side of it really matters to me. I love that I can find new homes for old pieces that aren’t loved anymore and encourage people to decorate in a more thoughtful, eco-friendly way. It’s meaningful work, and it fits my life."
Meanwhile, a vintage seller and owner of Abigail's Artful Abode, Abigail Lopez, started reselling as a side hustle to realize her dream.
"I started initially way back when eBay first started in the 90s because I had a house-building project and needed a side hustle to realize my dream. Something I could do when I wasn't working my day job."
Neat But Expensive LOL
My Local Mp
Did I Do It Guys
Some underwear is super gross BEFORE anyone wears it. Most underwear is gross AFTER it's worn. Somehow this person has underwear is BOTH. It is a gross of grossness. I am both appalled and amazed. I'm experiencing an emotion that only the Germans have a word for. I'm not German but I know they have a word for this.
This reminds me of that ghost busters scene where the hatred goo starts making everything come to life and it possess the animal fur coat and they just come to life and start trying to bite the lady wearing them.
Since we had the opportunity to speak with these seasoned resellers, we couldn’t resist asking for their advice, starting with how to tell if an item is worth selling. Both agree that doing research is the best method for this.
"I use Google Lens and eBay Sold Listings. Personally, items that are low value aren't worth selling to me. Time is valuable, and it takes just as much time to list something that's valued at $50 as something that's only worth a couple of dollars, especially if there are a million listings for the same item," Lopez explains.
I'm Not Saying That They're Just Trying To Avoid Dump Fees But What Can Broken Concrete Really Be Used For?
I took two 25' chimneys and about 10,000 pounds of plaster out of my house. Probably 90% went to one guy who was using it for fill in a sloping yard. The only problem with this specific offer is that almost nobody is going to come and get such a small amount of fill that's in pieces that require heavy equipment to move.
Load More Replies...Crushed, its used for road base. In Australia, clean concrete can be tipped for free
I've heard this stuff being called "urbanite". Fellow built a garden wall with it and it wasn't real ugly.
I mean... if it's free, I'd probably take it just to get the iron mesh for free. Nothing a good afternoon with a sledgehammer cannot solve.
Our old neighbours used old broken concrete pieces for paving. Even built a ha-ha. Looked really good too.
She Had Several Pics And A Video Of A Dog Rummaging Through The Trash On The Floor And Their Man Was In The Back, Which I Found To Be Entertaining
There are whole communities revolving around people selling mirrors and showing much more than intended.
'Yellow Cloud Look' Weird, The 'Yellow Clouds' Look Identical To Canned Spray Foam
Honestly... with some paint, it could be a pretty decent idea.
"The most important things are the visual potential and the market value. I tend to spend a lot of time on Pinterest and following home decor accounts, just admiring how people decorate their spaces in different styles. Over time, I’ve developed an eye for pieces that have real potential, things that might not look like much at first but would look beautiful styled in the right home," adds Mandragiu.
"When I’m out sourcing, I usually start by asking myself, 'Would I want this in my own home?' But I also keep in mind that not everyone has the same taste as me, so I look for quality pieces that might fit other styles too. I’m always more charmed by cottagecore or traditional pieces."
This Seems Weird…right?
Not Knocking The Potential Skill And Time Spent. But Holy Nightmare Fuel.... 😭
Just because a lot of work has gone into it doesn't mean it's valuable. My ear wax collection has taken years...
Load More Replies...This could have been somewhat nice if the coloring had been accurate.
“What You Purchase This For” Is A Wild Statement
Perhaps I shouldn't admit this... but Daughter gifted me two Bigfoot hairy you-know-whats, similar to this -- so you can wear them puppet-style.
When she's unsure about an item, she uses Google Lens to research similar items and get a sense of the market.
"As for what typically isn’t worth reselling, badly damaged or poor-quality items are usually a no. If I don’t think someone would be excited to decorate with that piece, I pass."
Love This. 😂😂
What a about the banana duct taped to a canvas? Made big bucks there...
Why Is It Freaky??
Seller is probably freaked by anything that needs an electrical outlet instead of a battery pack.
it has a curse on when you use it you become incredibly skilled at DIY but also every time you use it you poop your pants
Well, when a mommy drill and a daddy drill love each other very much ...
Buffalo Bill Barbie
Accessories include a basement with a pit, a bucket, bottle of lotion and some weird moth collection.
Next, we were curious to know what mistakes sellers should avoid to sell more items online.
"Pricing too high, low-quality pictures, and if you're serious about making it a part-time gig, not listing consistently. Meaning most days," says Lopez.
"One of the biggest mistakes I see is leaving out key information, especially measurements," notes Mandragiu.
"Size can be important, and pictures are often misleading. I always include the exact dimensions (both in inches and centimeters), and I also like to show the item in my hand so buyers can quickly get a sense of scale."
That’s Not An iPhone Anymore Man… It’s Barely Even An I 🤨
You Know What I’ll Take It
Does This Count
More or less (except for pretzel sticks, natch). Pretzels were created by a monk as a treat for kids for saying their prayers. The shape was intended to look like arms crossed in prayer. Still, the idea of making a big deal about a pretzel-shaped pretzel seems - let's say, Optimistic.
Load More Replies..."one of a kind" - as if this is not easily created in anyone's kitchen.
"Another common issue is not being fully transparent about flaws. Vintage pieces often have wear (and that’s totally fine), but you have to be upfront about it. I make sure to photograph items from all angles and clearly describe any faults. Buyers appreciate honesty and are much more likely to trust you and come back," Mandragiu adds.
"Sellers also tend to overlook keywords, which are so important unless you’re driving traffic through social media. If you’re relying on marketplace searches, you need to think about what your ideal buyer is typing in. Include colors, styles, materials… anything that helps your item show up in the right search."
Not A Marketplace Listing But It Was Crossposted To Marketplace. They Want 800 A Month To Share A Motel Room.🥴😮💨
Motels are doing long term rentals. Thirty a day sounds reasonable. Not much privacy but better than outside.
Subletting a hotel room implies D-R-U-G-S are somewhere near or adjacent to "Struggling Financial Situation"
Just Why…
Is that by south america?? I can't ever find it on a map! 🤣🤣 (Just so we are clear NZ is one of my ultimate trip fantasies!! Hopefully Someday ill get to visit!!)
Load More Replies...I Feel So Devastated That We Didn't Make A Deal For A Third Of My Asking Price, Whatever Will I Do??
You know that saying, “It doesn’t hurt to ask?” Well, it does if it’s a stupid request.
Right along the lines of "there's no such thing as a stupid question", because there absolutely is such thing
Load More Replies...The last mistake Mandragiu mentions is underpricing. "People forget to factor in their time. Sourcing, cleaning, photographing, listing, marketing, PACKING, and shipping - it all adds up. If you do the math and realize you're making less than minimum wage on an item, it might not be worth selling at all. Pricing should reflect the value of your time, not just the item," she explains.
Andy’s Mom Had Enough Of His Toys Being Left All Over The Floor. Happy Mother’s Day!
Bro Wants $20 For Two Chips Stuck Together
Given the going rate for somewhat unique shaped junk food, like the pretzel and the Cheeto, I would think $20 is a steal. Easily worth $1000!!!
You know the end is near when you see deformities in manufactured foods!
“Vintage.” Only A Grand! Came Up In My Feed Because I Bought A Used Recent One For $100
In order to be more successful at selling, listing constantly, and taking good pictures are musts, says Lopez.
"Selling online can be very profitable, but to be truly successful,l you must treat it like a business and put in the time. Having a good organizational system is critical as you increase your inventory. Using a platform like ListPerfectly allows you to scale your business. They use AI, so you don't even write your own descriptions, they have picture editing tools, and you're able to crosspost your listings."
Long Time Lurker, First Time Poster
I Dont Think I Need To Say Anything On This One
I Mean It's A Rock.. Rock From Hell Would Make A Good Band Name
Most likely came from a place named 'Hell'. There are some of those around. Might make an amusing conversation piece if you're a good storyteller.
There’s a Hell in Michigan IIRC, you used to be able a square inch of land there.
Load More Replies..."My tips are to list consistently and not to rely solely on SEO. It helps, but the competition is high, so you need to actively drive traffic, especially through social media. Sometimes, even the most gorgeous piece can sit unsold simply because the right buyer never saw it. It’s not always about the item, it’s about visibility," Mandragiu suggests.
"Keep promoting, use strong keywords, and make sure your listings are getting in front of enough eyes. Also, try to style your items when possible, it helps buyers envision them in their own homes. I should do this more often myself!"
I Don’t… Am I Missing Something? “No Body Rust” But It Sure As Hell Does Have Rust Lmao
I have seen them restored go for big money at auto auctions and if they have thirteen those go for really big money.
Load More Replies...Given how rare these are becoming to find, you buy it fully knowing that it needs new floors. Even at this price.
This the actual bus Dr Death used (Kevorkian) on Belle Isle to euthanize A patient. (Client) so has historical significance too.
Gooooooood Old Boooga Sugar Bed
Probably infinity mirrors. They were all the rage once upon a time.
Load More Replies...Eight track player. Is that a waterbed frame? 1970s must have been fun.
Ok, the price is off the reservation of course, but I still think its kinda cool!
Anyone In The Market For A Japanese Maple?
Ran When Parked In 1985 😂 The Starting Price Was $3000…
No quarter panel rust, no apparent rocker panel rust, straight hasn't been hit. If it has a title this is honestly not a stretch.
I guess, if you wanted to spend the money. Its's a Delta 88 thats been in the woods 40 years. You know there is no floorboard left at all. I don't know man.
Load More Replies..."Throw An Offer Or An Equivalent Trade" "Not Looking To Do Either"
For clarity: they're selling a car they want to keep. They're not open to a trade, but if you've got a 5th gen Camaro, they'll add some cash into the deal that they don't want to make
Load More Replies...“The car is built right and that's why I wanna keep it.” - I’m definitely confused.
It should read "looking to trade my Mustang for a 5th Gen Camaro. I'm also very confused right now, so either offer something or don't, I don't care."
I Don't Think That's Quite What I'm Looking At
You could get pilloried for a joke like that.
Load More Replies...Wow Do I Feel Bad 😂
Never Seen One Of These Before! I Thought It Was Just Called A Hospital
imagine not being able to spell an abbreviation, even when it's right in front of your face.
$850 For Pencils? Is This An Actual Thing?
Everytime I see the word "vintage" to describe something from the 90s, a little piece of my middle-aged soul shrivels up and dies.
Former antique dealer, store owner here: vintage is over 50 years old, and antique over 100 years. Generally. (This does not apply everywhere, but it's a fair rule of thumb.)
Load More Replies...Derwent used to make some of the best coloured pencils in the world. Some have bern discontinued and are widely sought for. But the ones depicted are entry level ones.
I love the valuations of some of these items being sold. Try selling them on shark tank so they can ask how you decided $1350 for used colors pencils is reasonable and then explain how they are valued as collectible.
A single Derwent Karisma pencil retails between 2 and 5 euros unused. But these are not Karismas
Load More Replies...I'd pay maybe $50 because I like the colors, but $850 is way too much (and discounted from $950??)
It's amazing how many people Google something...like Derwents for example...and see that a certain type is valued at a huge amount but fail to do enough research to see that what they ACTUALLY have is just a big pile of shìt! 🤣
Michael Daley Where You At?
Dang I Could Of Been Rich. My Aunt Worked There In The 80's
This is obviously some strange usage of the word 'fun' that I am not familiar with.
Sorry What
his kid needs to gather some neighborhood cats in the backyard to get them "ready".
Load More Replies...I dunno. I reckon they could've used some of these in the costume department of that movie adaptation of the musical...
What the actual F? The police should have hunted this person down...
To be fair, it says it's a cat mask, not that it's made of cats.... but I could also see a serial killer wearing this mask, so maybe they should have?
Load More Replies...Is this part of that furry trend I've heard such amazing things about?? 😁😁
What Even Is This 💀
Gator girl, Gator girl, does whatever a Gator girl can. Can she go to the prom? Ate her date, nom nom nom...
Guy Stole A Metro Sign And Selling It On The Marketplace.. Welcome To Sweden 💁🏼♀️
I Don’t Understand Why Send Me To An Empty House? What’s To Gain?
Uh, Not The Place To Ask Bud LOL
Best I Can Do Is $250 And A 6 Pack Of Rainier
My question would be, Is it the rust that is actually holding it together??
That's barely any rust at all, and if this truck is in mechanically sound condition, it's absolutely worth the price the seller is asking
Load More Replies...I Didn’t Know We Were Selling Our Empty Liquor Bottles 🤔
There's a place near me that makes gin. I see more empty bottles for sale than full ones.
Proof Reading Is Important
so apparently the abbreviation for accessories is censored or die the abbreviate it wrong.
650$ Razor Build Listed For 800 🤦♂️
Alright Bro (140k On It Btw)
The guy who still lives in the 80s in his mind, with a mullet and a member's only jacket called asking to stop posting his ride online.
Pack of Marlboro Reds and you got the Arizona Dirt bag in the 80s special 😆
Load More Replies...Classic.com has 27 sale records for the last 5 years, not a single one of them sold over $27k. Average was $13,568.
Load More Replies...Anyone Need A Massage?
I Finally Found One. May Not Be The Best But It's Still Pure Stupidity 🤣🤣
Maybe Im A Pinecone, But Personally Im Not Going To Just Go Hand Someone 1k With Absolutely Zero Knowledge Of What Im Getting Myself Into, Not Even A Test Drive😭
If the car is only $1000 and they claim it still works, why is the picture missing the top half o f the car? Is it invisible?
You're looking at a screenshot, not the original listing.
Load More Replies...Ok, Did I Make The Cut On This One? 😂 Like Seriously...should I Have Had To Beat The Info Out Of This Guy? 🤔🤪
Guy Selling Fake Rolies With Even Original Sticker Price 🤣
Once again, there is NO 'Minimum Intelligence Requirement' to be a criminal.
Seller: "Handle This With Care!" Also Seller: *lays It On The Ground* Edit: Oh, Yeah, I Forgot This Is A Group With A High Population Of Uncultured Swine. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Damaged"
Recliner ❌️ Recycliner ✅️
It Is Very Strong And Durable
There might be a lid for every pot but I truly hope there is not a buyer for every item for sale. UGH
There are definitely buyers out there for this….
Load More Replies..."Selling For A Friend Who Created It Experience In Air Boats And Go Karts" Should I Ask Him To Send Pics Of How Many Fingers He Has Left?
Did I Find One?! 😁
Ran When Parked, 20 Years Ago LOL
Considering condition, that's not a bad deal. All the aluminum looks to be in great shape. The decks on these are epoxy coated marine plywood, all the plant life is just living in the carpet on top. A similarly equipped new boat would be over $35k.
Do Not Try To Lowball Me 😡
100$ Assorted Rocks & Shells ✨
Ummm. $200? For Real?
The Description 😂
Memo to world: I personally cancelled out this guy's vote last November.
How to say "I'm an @$$hole' without actually saying 'I'm an @$$hole'...
Life Is About Making Adult Decisions
When You Create Listing Half Asleep
I’m Scared
Y’all Are Probably Gonna Drag Me 😂 But I Highly Doubt Anyone Will Pay $165 For Used Children’s Clothes. Idk Y’all I Guess I Just Don’t Know Because I Give My Child’s Clothes Away For Free. I Don’t Care How “Hard Up For Money” I Am. Also I Guess Marketplace Is Different From Yard Sales. Like I Said I Knew I Was Gonna Get Dragged. Yes I Do Have A Kid Why Do You Think I Was Looking At Clothes LOL 😂
This Is Japanese Knotweed It’s Highly Invasive Here And Illegal To Plant In Some Provinces LOL
Illegal to plant this in the UK. Absolute nightmare of a plant. Grows through concrete, up into plumbing, through walls, tarmac etc. I think you have to notify DEFRA (environment agency) and use specialists to remove which will be very expensive.
Yep, you have to declare it when selling a house?
Load More Replies...Posted From: Idiots Of Vinted Official I Genuinely Don't Think The Buyer Meant To Offend, Thoughts?
Bro What 🤣
Another Lunatic Thinking An Fx Processor From 12 Years Ago Is Worth Something
There are a lot of people doing vintage hardware repair and restoration. It's not out of the question that someone could have a need for this. But not at that price, unless they have a really compelling need.
Love This Marketing Strategy
Only For The Truely Rich Loz Fans With A Pure Soul. All Other Fans Need Not Apply. Tap Pic
Holy Cow I Finally Found One 😂😂😂
Seems Like Fair Marketing LOL
Not This Girl Selling Diapers She Received From The Food Bank. 👀👀👀
Why The Selfie?🤣
In My Local Group After Laughing At The Post Lmao
Is The Car In The Room With Us?
I Received A Notification For This 😭😭😭😭 Who Do You Think I Am, Some Kind Of Human Trafficker 🤣😭
$20 Or Send Offer 😂
So This Is A Home Depot Cart (Big Box Home Improvement Supply Store For Anyone Not Privy). $250 Sounds Like A Steal
Someone Is Trying To Weasel Out Of Paying The Tire Disposal Fee
I Guess I Just Dont Understand Art
Well Loved Should Be Somewhere In That Description
Get It Girl😂
Well, I certainly can't fault her for wanting to get *something* out of the guy...
Load More Replies...An Absolutely Brilliant Trade Deal
Nice try. (Somewhere, I have a one dollar bill, in pristine condition, but the paper was slightly wrinkled as it went through the press, so there is a narrow gap in the ink. I know collectors pay for misprinted stamps, but i never found anyone interested in this dollar bill.)
3.6l V6 With 174xxxkm🤩🤩🤩 About 25k Over Market Value
The Engine Is The Price Of The Car Like I Get He Got A Shop To Inspect It But That’s Crazy For Almost 35k
That's a 1966 engine for a hotrod race car worth 3x that amount. So this is a good deal.
It Was Totally Intentional, But It’s Hilarious 🤷🏻♀️ If The Bolt Looked Like That I’d Consider It. Sexiness
Neat trucks but you couldn't pass a gas station. I think they got about 10mpg empty.
Load More Replies...I Kinda Want Them
Heres An Ideal, Ugh
Share Is Care
Alright Then
I Could Be The Pinecone Here Bc I Know Nothing About Sneakers… But Never Worn?
LOL This Is Just Funny To Me; Prison Made Dnd Dice, Some Of These Hustles Are Crazy Just Like A Local Lady That Sells Her 18 Month Old Toddlers Finger Paintings For $35 Ea
This One Was Just Funny
Damn Anyone Want To Spend An Extra 10 Dollars An Get Ear Wax Covered Headphones What A Steal
Probably Not Tho Right???? 😂😂
Dude Is Serious
Phew, Good Thing The Timing Chain Was Changed😅
Selling A $90 Clip Popper For 250 Is Crazy. My Snap On Guy Has Boxes Of Them Because They Won’t Sell😂
The Description Is Good. Literally. Wtf Are They Selling?
Offering 37% Lower Than Asking Is Diabolical
Hmm.. Expiration Is Missing??
🤢 Ew… Side Note: I’m Not Ewwwwwing The Adult Swing. Just The Cleanliness Or Lack Of The Swing. Peep The Imprint… 👀
Surly These Are Not Worth That Price. It’s Just A Number Plate That’s Misspelled. I Don’t Think They Do Know What They Have
Yeah. You have an entirely overinflated and entitled opinion of the worth of this scrap metal.
