30 Absolutely Wild eBay Listings That Intrigue And Confuse Simultaneously (New Pics)

Very well done, but absolute nope.

They missed the opportunity for a han solo frozen in carbonite casket.

I would of loved this as a kid, I wanted to be a mortician so bad

So, a fluffy straightjacket then.

Ah yes, Kids Room. Have your children contemplate the freezing dark ocean and the sounds of the drowning before sleep.

Took me a minute. They're for dancing with your little ones.

Not weird at all! I always have to be careful when I vacuum not to vacuum my daughter’s tiny playmobil dogfood pellets. They are so tiny!

An actual antique -- the Shakers lived communally, and were known for their innovative furniture making.

You know the funeral business is a complete scam when even a cardboard box cost 500 quit.

It means chef in Swedish, pronounced pretty much exactly like the c-word.

Pairs very well, thematically, with the Titanic decal.

I have a toad house that I got for $20. The toads around my house love it. But I'd never spend $900 on them!

I would buy this

Can you imagine searching on the keyword martini and stumbling on this?

Pew pew

Yuck they look crusty af

The "only" problem is everytime you see it you get hungry.

Damn. With windows.. I work with Apple OS

A bust of Dolly without the bust.

I blacked out with the price.

Only 145 !!!! Wow, that's a win !

Rockem' Sockem Ribbits. ;)

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I'd buy this one. 😁

Remember back in the early 2000s when ravers were all about blinged out binkies? Apparently some people still think it's a thing.

Don't know why I'd want a bust of my ex in the house.

Why? I mean, if you're going to do this, at least add some colour to your life like this groovy VW bus. VW-Bus-Tis...d944d6.png

You just know they've probably just knocked down a wall in their back garden!

Guaranteed to start a yard fire in the right sunlight lol

What the hell am I looking at...8.33am and I've already had enough internet for today

Why would a non-medical professional ever need that? They are really hard to get a good signal with. Plus your hair is gonna be all sticky with the gel you gotta use.

I guess this could be useful if you're out riding in the dark.

Lol

Weren’t these kids in the Polar Express movie? Another great example of the uncanny valley.

That's just creepy AF!

Too bad Pence didn't have this in 2020

I like this. I would buy this...and I'm not even a fan of bugs!

The killer rabbit's parents.

Amazing

URGH! CLOWNS! A LOT OF THEM! RUUUN AWAAAY!

Doll house minis are not that weird to be fair. I mean this doll is, but the concept... okay that is an ODD doll though.

I have these my daughter loves the feeling of them in her feet lil

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Looks like it's from the TV movie "The Point."

What?

Sorry, *my* dog only wears Gucci.

I'd wear it.

i thought it was a needle holder used for sewing

Okay but as a Jew, I LOVE this. The price? Not so much. But then again Judaica does cost a lot as there is such little competition.

Those are dope as heck.

Shell I order it .. hmm

All I can think about is the condensation that would build up on the inside, and the hot sun beating down on the unshaded—-and totally NOT private—-interior. Does it have a ventilation and heating/cooling system? If not, then you’re inside a plastic box without air holes, which even hamster balls have so the animal doesn’t suffocate, ffs.

Not weird, used in soft toys and amigurumi.

I mean if you were in the fashion or clothing business these might be cool. Especially with all the attention Zendaya got wearing one of Thierry Muggler’s vintage wild robot designs.

Er, I, um, er...secretly like this

How does one play Perfume Cherries??

Yea I’m not sure I believe that full visibility statement

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I had this exact one in my bathroom for years until something got dropped on it and it broke!

Classic? Where and when?

Holy c**p I had to do a triple take on the price. Only an idiot would buy this.

For when work wants you to wear steel toed boots.

Yeah off course , those rats look like random rats. Perfect for a geocache container

My mother had this back in the early 00s, bought from Tenerife haha.

Hold my purse...

Again, not that weird. These can help neurodivergent people when they're overwhelmed etc.

. . . What?