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“What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell just as sweet.” While that was a kind sentiment for Romeo to express about Juliet, I’m not quite sure he would have felt the same way if her name was Moronica or Sh’miracle...

One curious Reddit user recently asked others to share the dumbest names they have ever heard parents give their children, and people did not disappoint in the responses. Below, you’ll find a wide variety of names that prove that not everyone should become a parent, so enjoy scrolling through and counting your blessings if you have a common name!

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"What Were Her Parents Thinking?": People Share The Most Hilariously Unfortunate Names People Gave Their Kids In my career working at Public Schools I've had two separate children named Tequila Mockingbird. Absolutely unrelated, across the state from each other, but it's weird that it happened twice.

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To learn more about how this conversation started in the first place, we reached out to Reddit user Corollo_Bro_91, who posed the question, "What is the dumbest name you've ever heard someone give their child?" Lucky for us, he was happy to have a chat with Bored Panda.

"I decided to ask the question after hearing about some of the silly names my mother was telling me about that she heard from clients at her job," he shared. "My mother took a claim from a client who named her son and daughter King and Queen Majesty." But that's not the only silly name the OP has heard before. "My girlfriend told me her boss just had a baby and is going to name it Iam Magic," he added.

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"What Were Her Parents Thinking?": People Share The Most Hilariously Unfortunate Names People Gave Their Kids I knew triplets named Cinnamon, Rosemary, and Paprika. People called them "the Spice Girls."

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#4

A motorcycle enthusiast named his son Harley, because that made him Harley, David’s son.

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"What Were Her Parents Thinking?": People Share The Most Hilariously Unfortunate Names People Gave Their Kids Felonie. I’ve been downvoted a lot on Reddit for sharing this because people never believe it’s a real name someone would give a kid. But it is lol

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As far as where these names come from, Corollo_Bro_91 says, "I think parents name their kids silly things because they want them to have 'unique' names to be different, but in the end, they just come across as dumb."

We also asked the OP what he advises parents think about before naming their children. "I think parents need to consider how naming their child could affect their social or school life. I've known some people who were bullied horrendously at school for having strange names," he shared.

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"What Were Her Parents Thinking?": People Share The Most Hilariously Unfortunate Names People Gave Their Kids I do contract-based IT work. Implementation when hospitals buy each other out, stuff like that. Last week I was working with an office manager named MORONICA.

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've definitely worked with people I would've liked to call Moronica! :) I wonder if her parents just didn't know how to spell Monica? Poor woman.

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or maybe they heard "Veronica" and liked the sound of it and wanted to combine it with "Monica" D: or couldn't decide between Veronica and Monica XD either way, poor woman indeed!

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sounds like her parents may have been Mormons making a feminine version of Moroni.

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Xenon
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd be changing my name as soon as I could!

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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

😂😂😂😂😂parents were moronica for doing this

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Michael Largey
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11 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've had a number of bosses who were Moronicas. They just had a different name.

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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't understand why you would keep a name like that, when you can change it yourself

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Shawn Barry
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had the pleasure of speaking to a young woman in a customer service position named Arian (Aryan, Hitlers master race?)

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know exactly what happened..... Dad: Let's name her Monica. Mom: Nah, she more than that.....

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Allison B
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Poor lady must have been bullied so so bad as a kid. Yikes.

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Moronica was the name of a fictional country in Three Stooges shorts.

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm curious if the office manager is actually called Morenike (West African name and from a context where "Moron" is not really part of the vocabulary)

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Any time I see a young girl named Nevaeh, I immediately assume she’s the unintended product of a very young single mom barely making ends meet.

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They never fail to tell you that it’s heaven spelled backyards.

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And when it comes to what Corollo_Bro_91 thought about the replies to his post, he told Bored Panda, "Some of the answers I got were extremely saddening. I really hope those kids can get through childhood without being made fun of."

#9

My partner is a midwife, she once looked after a couple who were intending to call their daughter “Urethra” - they didn’t know what it meant and just “liked how it sounds”.

She had to politely, professionally, give them a quick anatomy lesson.

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Wife worked in a bank. Had a regular customer named Dextrose. Always wondered if he had siblings Sucrose and Fructose.

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Turned out to be a serial killer, inflicting diabetes on his victims.

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#11

So checking ID, I hear the girls friends calling her Olivia. It was not spelt Olivia. It was spelt Ahliviyah. Why do this to people. You make them waste so much of their lives having to spell their names for people when it could have been a spelling everyone knows!

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They make it impossible for people to pronounce correctly, then get mad when mispronounced it.n

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Good for the daughter, you'd think ALL these mis-named kids would do that!

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Slinky...the parents both loved slinky toys, could do all kinds of things with them, so that's what they named their little girl. It was her real name, my sister was her teacher. There should be a law against stupid parents like this.

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Jenna is not so bad, until your last name is Side.

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Googled for all whose mothertongue isn't English (or less fluent): Pronounced properly it sounds like genocide

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"What Were Her Parents Thinking?": People Share The Most Hilariously Unfortunate Names People Gave Their Kids Recently saw the program from a relatives preschool graduation ceremony, all of the children’s names were listed. There was a child named Person.

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"What Were Her Parents Thinking?": People Share The Most Hilariously Unfortunate Names People Gave Their Kids Kerosene. And she would always add “like the gas”. Mom was young and goth.

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#18

"What Were Her Parents Thinking?": People Share The Most Hilariously Unfortunate Names People Gave Their Kids When my child was born, the people in the room next to us named their kid Pikachu.

You read that right.

Pikachu.

After the Pokemon.

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#20

I used to work in banking, and I kid you not, I helped a woman named “Chinesegirl”

She was not, in fact, Chinese.

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"What Were Her Parents Thinking?": People Share The Most Hilariously Unfortunate Names People Gave Their Kids I knew a pair of twin boys in elementary school named Freedom and Friendship.

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I first heard of that name I figured it was thoroughbred racehorse's name.

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"What Were Her Parents Thinking?": People Share The Most Hilariously Unfortunate Names People Gave Their Kids There was a woman who used to cut my hair named Secretia….like secretion.

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"What Were Her Parents Thinking?": People Share The Most Hilariously Unfortunate Names People Gave Their Kids My wife is a teacher and she has siblings in class named Royalty and Majesty.

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A friend of mine who's a teacher once had a student named Majestic Fox. :)

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Tyranny. The mother thought she had made it up. Said it sounded pretty. I think she spelled it Tiranni.

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#26

There is a dude in the Air Force named Dearly Beloved. S**t you not.

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11 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We are gathered here today to get through this thing called life…

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#27

I taught ESL in China. We had a little girl whose American name was Hamburger, and a pair of Twins named Copy and Paste. To be clear, they had normal Chinese names, but these American names also appeared on their passports. Their American names were chosen because their parents like how they sounded.

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Dracula. The parents were young meth heads and thankfully the nurses said Drake sounds much better and it's a short version of Dracula after the boy was born.

Drake is alive and well, now 18 years old, parents quit the meth years ago, kinda still a messed up family.

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Drake is alive and well and released his latest album "Her Loss" in 2022

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"What Were Her Parents Thinking?": People Share The Most Hilariously Unfortunate Names People Gave Their Kids A woman at my old bank was named Coral Reef. She seemed fine with it but what were her parents thinking.

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think Coral alone would be a pretty name though. But without the Reef please

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There was a tv show a couple years ago and the midwife was desperately trying to convince the about-to-be parents to not name their child Syphilis.

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I named one of my hermit crabs Syphilis. The other two are Chlamydia and Gonorrhea.

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KVIIITLYN. Kaitlyn

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I remember reading this name in a magazine once and thinking it was ridiculous. I still think it’s ridiculous now

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"What Were Her Parents Thinking?": People Share The Most Hilariously Unfortunate Names People Gave Their Kids My mom used to work in a day care. One of the kids' was named Surprise Joyous Knight.
Yes, this is true, Mrs. Knight named her kid Surprise Joyous.

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I went to gradeschool with siblings named America, Liberty, and Glory. As I'm sure anyone could guess—yes, I live in the Midwest.

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Spatula.

Edit to add: this was told to me by an ex-brother-in-law, who worked in a hospital. He overheard a woman chasing her child down the hallway, saying "Spatula! I have two words for you: Be have!"

It was pronounced "bee hāve", as if behave were two words.

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I once met a woman who named her sons Doral and Viceroy. I asked her, "like the cigarettes?" She said, "yes, those were my daddy's favorite smokes."

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"What Were Her Parents Thinking?": People Share The Most Hilariously Unfortunate Names People Gave Their Kids Abcde…pronounced “ab-suh-dee.”

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#40

I was grading state tests in nyc and graded an 8th grader who’s name was Daddy Yankee.

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Alucard. It’s “Dracula” backwards. No, I didn’t ask, but they were quick to tell me.

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's used in at least one video game that I know of and the manga/anime Hellsing for respectively a vampire. And the Alucard in the manga/anime is meant to be the real Dracula

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#43

I knew a Christian family once who named their first two kids Blessed and Saved, then the rest had normal names.

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#44

I work at a civil war site. One of the Confederate generals was named States Rights Gist. That was his actual name. States Rights.

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Scotthew.
I worked in labor and delivery. We had a pair of stoners who couldn't decide between Scott or Matthew, so they just merged the two.
Honestly, it's just one of many dumb ones I encountered.

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I work in a elementary school. Tesla, Success, Prosperity and Gospel (not related).

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My grandmother, born in the 1920’s was also Tesla. She went by Tess.

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#48

I was entering in the name of a newborn for a customer, when looking at the list of all the other children, I saw one child with a first name of Boy. I had to look twice, but sure enough, the child’s first name was Boy. 😖

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Handsome Stranger. . . Seriously. The kids legal first name was Handsome Stranger. He was named after his father.

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11 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's a joke from the movie "The Villain".

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#50

Coworker couldn't decide between Sarah and Cassandra so they named the baby Casarah.

Also worked with a girl named Kahlua.

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#52

I rode the bus in high school with boy/girl twins named Clark and Candy Barr. On the same bus were four sisters: Mary Ann, Mary Catherine, Mary Patricia, and Mary Louise.

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Kaylee.

Spelled Kaiiylleeiygh.

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#54

"Moon unit" seems pretty out there.

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#56

My brother played on a basketball team with a kid named Braxton Hicks. I wish I was joking 🫠

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wonder if he would pretend he was going to shoot the basketball but then not actually do it for another few weeks? :)

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Danceless.

Really!

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#60

Friend of a friend named his kids Indica and Sativa.

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#61

Jessa Duggar named her first kid Spurgeon (sic).

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My bff from high school (who is a huge hippie) named her girl tyger jellybean Jardine.

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why do I like this one? I mean I wouldn't name my kid that since I pretty much pick old fashioned names but it does flow nicely.

#64

Trivia for a girl. Nice girl. Terrible name.

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11 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Trivia was a Roman Goddess actually. And crossroads were sacred to her, hence her name. Her Greek counterpart is Hekate. Parents could be mythology buffs, or Pagans. It's also pronounced Tre-vee-ah, not triv-ee-ah.

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Shakalakah… my mom taught her back in like the 1st grade…. Then I had an ex drill instructor who was one of my coaches and they named their first son Sergeant Major… I f*****g cried for that boy

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I went to basic training with a guy (sur)named Major. He was Private Major. I also knew an officer named Captain D**k. Yes, he got promoted and much mirth arose from his phone calls to our company.

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#66

I know of a pair of twins in the Marshall Islands named "Rocket Brain" and "Lindborg Brain" Also another kid named "Cinderella Silk".

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have a cousin named Cinderella. Goes by Cindy.

#67

Orange. It's not a translation or a nickname, but after the fruit itself. People keep thinking his name is George and he's just too young to pronounce it correctly but nope, his parents got their inspiration from the produce department.

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A friend worked in medical records in a hospital and a couple named their daughter Velveeta Cheese Scott.

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If they give her up for adoption, they'd be lactose intolerant.

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#69

I used to work in daycares and I’ve seen so many. The 2 that stand out are Master and Beaujanerous.

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One of the worst that comes to mind in recent times.

Jizzelle

The person's name was, honest to god, Jizzelle.

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#71

I knew a guy in elementary school named Piano.

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#72

Venison. (Possibly spelled differently since I neglected to ask the woman screaming "Get over here Venison!" in a Big Lots.)

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#73

Starberry.

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#74

Riot…..should look good on the resume..

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#75

Anyone remember Picabo Street?

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She actually chose her own name when she was 3 and selected the name of a village near her hometown in Idaho. It means "shining waters" in a native American language.

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Quetzalcoatl after the Mayan snake god. He said his friends called him Q. Twin boys in elementary school named Knox and Knoll. Overhead someone named their daughter Willow because the dad caught a salmon at Willow beach the day before her birth.

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Kar’tel

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The Godfather is looking for you, Kar'tel. On the double, capeesh??!!!

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#78

I grew up with a boy whose name was Tater Pitts.

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#79

Messiah. But spelled Ma'Syah.

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#80

I knew a girl who’s first name was Summer and her last name was Summer.

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#81

Girl I was in HS with named Sparkle. Kid in my daughter's kindergarten class was named Legend.

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#82

I work as a pizza driver and I have a regular named LaSonya.

Lasagna.

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm so confused by the La-names. Seem Spanish but used by the black people.

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#84

I met a kid named Nimrod once. I felt so bad for him.

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Girl I know named her kid Troxel.

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My dad told me once he interviewed a lady named Tinyneesha. Thought he was f*****g with me until I saw her working at food-4-less several months later.

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My first year of teaching I had a student with the last name Mahal. First name? Taj. Correct. Taj Mahal.

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my sister works as an obstetrician in Switzerland.
Before moving abroad, she did an internship here in Italy, where we were both born.
A couple was undecided wether naming their son "Domenico" or "Antonio". In the end, they decided to call him "Domenicantonio".

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townslee, yep.

I heard someone scream “ TOWNSLEE GET OVER HERE!!! “ as I was sitting down eating at universal studios in Orlando florida in the summer of 2021.

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm betting that there are plenty of g's and h's in the parent's spelling of that name.

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Hold my beer! In Russia, they once tried to register the name "BOTCH rVF 260602" (A Human Biological Object of the Voronin-Frolov family, born on June 26, 2002)

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Dweezil.

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's not his real name, though. His real name is Ian Donald Calvin Euclid Zappa.

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#92

I was at an amusement park the other day and heard a mother calling for her daughter… J’precious… or maybe Japrecious… I don’t know the specifics, but that is what I heard.

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#93

Worst names of people I know or their kids’ names-Sparkle, Princess, Justus.

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#94

Cuthbert... I mean, who the f**k is called Cuthbert anymore?

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Wayne Train. If you're out there Wayne, I think of you often.

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I had twins in my first year of teaching and they were Alizé and Hennessy. Those poor kids!

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Alizée is kind of common in France, ever since à famous navigator called his daughter so. It's the name of a wind. Here a name can be refused by the state "in the child's interest" if it's ridiculous or has bad connotations... or goes badly with the family name. There was a trial to decide if people called Renault could call their daughter Megane, like the brand's most popular car at the time.

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#100

Like actual animated characters:
-Goku
-Sephiroth

Good luck to those kids.

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#101

Gaylord.

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11 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's an old fashioned but very traditional name. From before the word gay had the connotation it does now. My mom has a childhood (1950's) friend named Gay. Unfortunately for her, her last name was Bender. ;) Although I think that was her maiden name, so she probably changed it after getting married. A Gay Bender could be someone's idea of a fabulous weekend. LOL!

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#102

Candida 🤦🏽‍♀️😬

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, yes, but Candida is a very common first name. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candida_(given_name)

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#103

I know a girl who named her son "Cash".

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Friend named his kid Cash. Wanted to used the @ and $ too. Because Cash is King.

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#104

Theres this kid named "LA World" at my job.

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think the only time LA is acceptable in a name is if the surname is Knight. Yeah!!!

#105

Chevelle and wouldn’t you believe it they got made fun of. Honorable mention Comfort.

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Names like Comfort, Prudence, Chastity and Patience were popular in colonial times.

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#107

Omega.

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Stetson. Guess we’ve just resorted to naming kids after clothes.

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John Baker
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Stetson is a legitimate name, but it's a last name, not a first name. Of course, using surnames as given names isn't exactly a new thing.

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#109

J'Diamond.

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#110

I was on a beach in Cyprus when I heard a mother call out to her kid in a think northern accent “Mozart, nooo” who’d call their kid Mozart 🙈

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Aragon. She didn’t even spell it right.

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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Aragon is an actual location. Aragorn is a character from Lord of the Rings. Either way, not inherently bad.

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