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Business names are the faces you show the world. A bland name like The Okayest Bar, This Is Where You Buy Food, or We Make Your Hair Shorter isn’t going to cut it in today’s consumerist environment where small businesses have to go beyond the limits of creativity to get noticed.

Sometimes, you have to be extra creative and come up with punny names for your business or product to get noticed. The funny shop signs you will find in this article are anything but ordinary!

Some people will claim that these funny shop names are a mistake. Nay! They are examples of the wittiest wits the internet and business world has to offer regarding creative branding. Which one is the funniest? Vote below for the best puns, or if you have any photos of punny store signage, share them with the rest of us in the comments!

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Bread Pitt

Shop sign ‘Bread Pitt’

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Windows On 14th Street

Restaurant sign ‘Thai Tanic’

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Marketing 10/10

Laundry shop sign ‘Lord of the Rinse’

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Life Of Pie

Shop sign ‘life of pie’

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The Little Restaurant That Never Grew Up

Restaurant sign ‘PITA PAN’

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Do Funny Business Names Work?

There have been numerous studies on how a brand name can affect a business’s success. Experts have come to the mutual conclusion that customers associate the brand name with credibility and trust. Moreover, the brand name is what draws consumers in and piques their interest in exploring what the brand has to offer.

Think for yourself: which shop are you more likely to enter, the one that’s called Bakery or the one that’s called Bread Pitt? Punny names tickle your curiosity and create an expectation that the customer will enjoy the product or service of the business just as much as the name itself. Of course, a further stable relationship depends on the quality, but punny names play a significant role in establishing that first bond.  

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#6

Harry Potter's Favorite Place In Town

Restaurant sign ‘ABRA KEBABRA’

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#7

Fish And Chips Restaurant In England

Fish and chips restaurant sign ‘The Codfather’

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From Rock Music To Ironing

Ironing service shop sign ‘IRON MAIDEN’

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#9

Where We're Going We Don't Need Rhododendrons

Shop sign ‘Back to the Fuchsia’

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#10

Tequila Mockingbird

Bar sign ‘Tequila mockingbird’

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#11

Quite A Dangerous One This, When You’re Line Of Work Most Likely Entails Dressing Up Mutton

Beauty shop sign ‘BEAUTY AND THE BEACH’

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#12

Brace Yourselves

Restaurant sign ‘LORD OF THE WINGS’

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I'll Have Mine Lightly Battered Please

Fish and chips bar sign ‘FRYING NEMO’

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#14

They Tried To Make Me Go To Rehab But I Said No No No

Drink shop sign ‘Amy’s Winehouse’

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#15

A Now Closed Down Florist In Huntington, York

Flower shop sign ‘Florist Gump’

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Can You Use Any Pun for Funny Shop Names?

While punny names make your business or brand recognizable, make sure you’re using the proper technique to create it. Any name, especially a funny one, should be associated with something positive for the customer. And it goes without saying, your funny shop name shouldn’t be offensive! Here are some often-used pun types:

  • Homophonic puns play with the phonetic similarity two or more words have while having different spellings and meanings. Example: Flour Power Bakery (play on “flower” and “flour”)
  • Homographic puns make use of identical spelling, where words are pronounced differently and mean different things. Example: Lead Zeppelin Records (play on “lead” as a heavy metal and “Led Zeppelin”)
  • Homonymic puns are probably the most difficult ones to master because they rely on both the spelling and the pronunciation being the same while differing in meaning. Example: Bare Bear Salon (play on “bare” and “bear”)
  • Visual puns work best with pictures and are often used in logos. Example: A logo of a coffee mug with a bee flying above it, called “Brew-Bee Cafe” (play on “brew” and “bee”)
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So, when opting for a funny name based on a pun for your business, consider carefully if you are using the right type of pun and whether the name you come up with is truly funny. Hopefully, the funny business name ideas we collected in this article will serve as motivation for your creativity. And now, keep on scrolling for even more funny business names!

#16

Are You Pho Real?

Restaurant sign ‘PHO REAL’

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#17

I Would Like To Order Stairway To Leaven, Please

Salad shop sign ‘BREAD ZEPPELIN’

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#18

Sew It Seams

Clothing shop sign ‘Sew it Seams’

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#19

Seven Sea Of Riata

Restaurant sign ‘Freddy MehrCurry’

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#20

Welcome On Board!

Barber shop sign ‘BRITISH HAIRWAYS’

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#21

Denim Store

Clothing shop sign ‘INDIANA JEANS’

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#22

This Barber In Truro Has The Force On His Side

Barber shop sign ‘JABBA the CUTT’

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#23

Looks Like Obama Got Into Fast-food

Fast food restaurant sign ‘OFC’

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#24

Kung Food

Chinese cuisine restaurant sign ‘Kung Food’

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#25

Dolce & Banana

Shop sign ‘D&G DOLCE AND BANANA’

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#26

Absolutely Phobulous

Small restaurant sign ‘PHOBULOUS’

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By The Way, Do You Feel Like Eating Ice Cream At The Buy The Way?

Sop sign ‘Buy the way’

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#28

He Was A Skater Boi, She Said See You Later I'm Off To Try To Break Dfs's Market Dominance

Furniture shop sign ‘AVRIL LIVING’

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#29

Eye Carumba

Optometry service sign ’eye carumba’

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#30

What About Some

Shop sign ‘Spex in the City’

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#31

Thorassic Park

Chiropractic service shop sign ‘Thorassic Park’

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#32

Found In Godalming

Shop sign ‘hairosmith’

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#33

Planet Of Grapes

Wines and spirits shop sign ‘PLANET OF THE GRAPES’

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#34

Wind-ow Yeah!

Windows and doors shop sign ‘PANE IN THE GLASS’

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#35

That Is A Place That Sells Spanish Doors

Security doors shop sign ‘mata doors’

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#36

I Hope Your All Spending Valentine's Day With Your...

Sop sign ‘Seoul Mate’

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#37

For The Shave Of Your Life

Shop sign ‘Jack the Clipper’

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#38

Just Spotted Darth Vader's New Venture

Electronic cigarettes & supplies shop sign ‘DARTHVAPER’

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#39

Take It Easy And Go To The Tech It Easy

Shop sign ‘TECH IT EASY’

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#40

Dinner Dinner, Dinner Dinner, Dinner Dinner, Dinner Dinner

Snacks shop sign ‘BAPMAN’

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#41

Master Beef

Meat shop sign ‘MasterBeef’

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#42

Barber Streisand

Barber shop sign ‘Barber Streisand’

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#43

It Certainly Wood

Shop sign ‘WOODEN IT BE LOVELY...’

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#44

Bamboleo, Bamboleo

Snack shop sign ‘chipsy king‘

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#45

They've Been In Stiff Competition With Their Rivals Mattple

Shop sign ‘Michaelsoft Binbows’

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#46

Fuckoffee, Drink Tea

Coffee shop sign ‘FUCKOFFEE’

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#47

That’s Not Poor. Simple, Yes. But It’s Complete

Tie shop sign ‘Tiecoon’

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#48

For You And Only You

Vietnamese cuisine restaurant sign ‘SIMPLY Pho YOU’

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#49

A New Donut Shop Opened Up In Town. My Friend Didn't Get Their Name At First

Donut shop sign ‘HURTS DONUT’

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#50

Das Wok

Shop sign ‘WOKSWAGON’

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#51

Pizza Huh

Pizzeria sign ‘Pizza Huh’

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#52

Pour Boy

Shop sign ‘POUR BOY’

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#53

Even The Glitterati Of Monaco Like A Bit Of Punny Business

Burger restaurant sign ‘Son of a Bun’

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#54

A No Strings Attached Pun

Shop sign ‘PINE OAKIO’

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#55

Somehow I

Wine shop sign ‘Wined up here’

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#56

Cash22

Credit and finance centre sign ‘Cash22’

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#57

You'll Like This One

Shop sign ‘The Wanky Teapot’

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#58

Elvis Has Left The Building

Greengrocery & health juices shop sign ‘elvis parsley & grapesland’

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#59

For Great Expectations

Antique shop sign ‘Grate Expectations’

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#60

Spotted Yesterday In Swindon

Barber shop sign ‘The Godbarber The Director’s Cut’

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#61

Cash In, Cash Out

Casino sign ‘CASHINO’

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#62

This Chip Shop At A Railway Station Near Warrington Is One Of My Favourites

Restaurant sign ‘PLAICE STATION’

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#63

Diversifying In To New Sectors, I See

Clothes shop signs: ‘Play Store’, ‘Google’, ‘WhatsAPP’

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#64

Happy Dance After Fish And Chips In Fishcotheque

Fish and chips place sign ‘FISHCOTHEQUE’

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#65

Hindenburger

Burger restaurant sign ‘HINDENBURGER’ Flame Broiled

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#66

Literally

Drinks shop sign ‘Amy’s Winehouse’

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#67

Portuguese Circus

Circus sign ‘Walter Dias’

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#68

I'm Liking It!

Fast food sign ‘McDowell’s’

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#69

It's Not Subway, It's Shabuway

Fast food sign ‘SHABUWAY’

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#70

Best Steam In Town

Fast food sign ‘MEGA FRIED CHICKEN’

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#71

Sunbucks In Shanghai

Coffee shop sign ‘SUNBUCKS’

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#72

Mcdnoald's

Fast food sign ‘OMC McDnoald’s’

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Classic In Blackpool

Shop sign ‘SLOTS OF FUN’

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#74

Well Well Well

Carpet & Flooring shop sign ‘FLOORS FOR THOUGHT’

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#75

Ah, The Piece De Resistance!

Flower shop sign ‘Stemtations’

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#76

British Lbs.

Shop sign ‘Pound Town’

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#77

Sorry If Someone Posted It Already

Shop sign ‘Louisiana Purchases’

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#78

Lynn We Need More Toner

Printer ink shop sign ‘Alan Cartridge’

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#79

Fish And Chips

Fast food sign ‘CODROPHENIA’

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#80

Woofs A Daisy

Pet shop sign ‘Woofs a Daisy’

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#81

Zhujiang New Town, Guangzhou

Clothes shop sign ‘PRAPA’

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#82

Pugs & Kisses

Shop sign ‘PUGS & KISSES’

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#83

Brim Full Of Rasher

Snack and drink shop sign ‘BRIM FULL OF RASHER’

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#84

Come Get Your Gmo, Gluten Filled Goodness

Food shop sign ‘WHOLESOME fOODS’

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#85

Will You Get This British Humour?

Restaurant sign ‘EAT AND TWO VEG’

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#86

Flat Boy Skim Plastering

Plastering service ‘Flat Boy Skim Plastering’

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#87

Good Name Is Important For A Shop

Clothing shop sign ‘HITLER’

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