Business names are a face to the world. A careless spelling error is a ketchup stain on your collar; typeface kerning that changes a phrase's meaning is like buttoning your shirt wrong. Also, a bland name like 'The Okayest Bar,' 'This Is Where You Buy Food' or 'We Make You Hair Shorter' is not going to cut it in these days' consumerist environment, where small businesses have to go beyond the limits of creativity to get noticed. So sometimes, you just have to wear a bowtie and a clown-nose, as these hilarious and unusual names of stores and shops prove!
Some people will claim that these funny shop names are a mistake. Nay! They are examples of the wittiest wits that the internet and business world has to offer as to creative names. Which one is the funniest? Vote below for the best puns, or if you have any photos of punny store signage, share them with the rest of us!
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Windows On 14th Street
Life Of Pie
The Little Restaurant That Never Grew Up
Despite the previous comment, this restaurant isn't in Greece; it is located in Queens, NY, and their food is very good.
Harry Potter's Favorite Place In Town
From Rock Music To Ironing
Quite A Dangerous One This, When You’re Line Of Work Most Likely Entails Dressing Up Mutton
A Now Closed Down Florist In Huntington, York
Are You Pho Real?
I Would Like To Order Stairway To Leaven, Please
Sew It Seams
Seven Sea Of Riata
UGH. I hate it when they spell his first name wrong. It annoys me so much.
Dolce & Banana
By The Way, Do You Feel Like Eating Ice Cream At The Buy The Way?
He Was A Skater Boi, She Said See You Later I'm Off To Try To Break Dfs's Market Dominance
Eye Carumba
Found In Godalming
For The Shave Of Your Life
Dinner Dinner, Dinner Dinner, Dinner Dinner, Dinner Dinner
Master Beef
It Certainly Wood
Wouldn't it be lovely if we could spend all our lives looking those?? Loll
Bamboleo, Bamboleo
They've Been In Stiff Competition With Their Rivals Mattple
Fuckoffee, Drink Tea
That’s Not Poor. Simple, Yes. But It’s Complete
For You And Only You
A New Donut Shop Opened Up In Town. My Friend Didn't Get Their Name At First
Even The Glitterati Of Monaco Like A Bit Of Punny Business
With all of those customers, they'll have to rope off the entrance and admit only small parties at a time. Maybe they should drop the "ass" from their burgers.
Cash22
For Great Expectations
Spotted Yesterday In Swindon
