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Vinnie
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And that was a waste of cabbage.

Michelle C
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1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It is the dumbest tweet ever twote because it was twitten by a twat

Jessica Shookhoff
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

🤣🤣🤣 Amazing! I stand and applaud. Hats off to you winning the internet today.

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Donkey boi
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think 5 wilted cabbage leaves is a bit generous.

Rizzo
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nearly 12,5 Million slaves were sold from Africa to America and it is estimated, that there are 46 Million enslaved people in the world today.

Telperion
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You mean people were kidnapped and tortured and that is who SURVIVED the middle passage. Then they were systematically raped and the resulting children of rape sold off as further enslaved people by their own enslaver/parent. Do you also have 5 wilted pieces of cabbage somewhere?

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thismyid
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And somehow the American voters have elected a cabbage to the presidency again.

Broadredpanda
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'll never understand this me!!!! Those Americans who voted for this vile POS are seriously flawed! I don't give a s**t who challenges me on this, so bring it on. I would be out of that country so fast, if I had to live with him running the country. Nothing would make me want to go there either. American dream? Doesn't exist. Before anyone says I wouldn't be welcome in their country, thank goodness. So what. I see nothing great in or about America. But they'd say the same about the UK too. No comparison to me! And yes the trump followers have wilted lettuce brains! Sorry not sorry

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Undercover
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The last response is gold! 😍✨✨✨

Panda McPandaface
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know we're here to have a laugh, but that level of outright ignorance is very depressing.

Nikole
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wait until republicans firmly control what’s taught in all schools, lest the school not receive federal funding.

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A C
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don't insult cabbages please!

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    Vernetta Soiset
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Feeding our babies??? Dude, far out!! Where's my car??

    Awkward lady
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes... just sometimes....I despair of the human race....

    Julia Mckinney
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The second, or third, stupidest thing I'll read today but D**M, I needed the laugh after the overnight news!

    Megalodon Meg
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're American I bet I can guess the first

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    Jaya
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is kinda how society treats boobs, like the main function is sexual and not breastfeeding. Society's emphasis is way more on the sexual part than on the feeding part.

    Carla Campbell
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a baby, my brother asked my mama what her boobs were for. She said they're for feeding babies. He looked puzzled and asked "Then what are you still keeping them for?"

    Midoribird Aoi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fill them with air so you never drown! XD

    BrunoVI
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Waiting for "feeding BABIES? You PERVERT!!!"

    WindySwede
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Think about the children! 🙅‍♂️😵 /S

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    Tiggy Darling
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was at a restaurant with some female friends who said they were quite useful at deflecting dropped dry food back onto the plate/table.

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    Toxic
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think my brain just died

    N G
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What sort of 3d conspiracy is this..... The answer clearly is "moon do flat. Planets do flat. Am flat, all flat. Isn't right not?"

    Rizzo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet this person also says "aks" instead of "ask".

    Full of Giggles
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When Google translate takes a coffee break…

    Philly Bob
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Microsoft word just gave off too many squiggly red lines.

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    Riley Quinn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Since the 5th century BC, when Pythagoras and Aristotle made observations during a lunar eclipse and saw Earth's round shadow, humans have accepted the Earth is round. If idiots want to regress back in time, then they should not be allowed any technology whatsoever. Not even toilet paper.

    Marissa Voleta
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People like this need to stop talking and do what they're going to do - go vote from Trump.

    Lesbitarian Lady
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They did and the first time was only practice. Look out world 😢

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    While they might all look foolish, not all of the questions on this list show that people lack knowledge, for instance. In some cases, what they lack is common sense, but, according to the experts, common sense is knowledge; to some extent, at least.

    “Having written a book titled ‘Common Sense’, I have strong feelings about this,” Hans M. Hirschi noted before delving deeper into what common sense is exactly. “To me, common sense is knowledge grounded in proven scientific research combined with personal experience. However, in everyday conversations, we often equate common sense with ‘gut feeling’ or what intuitively makes sense. That isn’t necessarily inaccurate—as long as there's an overlap between intuition and scientific reasoning.

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    “Think of it like a Venn diagram, with common sense residing in the area where scientific knowledge and gut feeling intersect. So, the degree to which someone exhibits common sense depends on how much they rely on what they know from science in their area of expertise rather than, say, tea leaves,” he explained, adding that he’s more of a coffee person himself.

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    dog pride
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    me too buddy I also have no hope AFTER GOD DAMN TRUMP IS PRESIDENT( almost) AGAIN!!!! I'm so hopeless

    JoNo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm feeling sorrow and disgust at Trump becoming POTUS - and I am watching from afar as an Australian. Fun fact: It's against the law here for a convicted criminal to run for parliament.

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    OneWithRatsAndKefir
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Technically, and I love being pedantic and sharing facts, sometimes women do have to. In most cases, it’s because babies where accidentally swapped at the hospital (or purposefully, as I faintly recall a case where a nurse purposefully swapped tens of babies until caught); in other cases, it’s because of chimerism.

    Kayleigh haigh
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also read an article on here the other day regarding a mum who was always told she was a good nanny as people assumed she was the nanny to her own kids as they had different colour she did the dna test as she had the child using IVF and wanted to make sure there wasn't a mix up but the baby is 100% hers

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    G A
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone who voted Trump, go and sit on the Naughty Step and think about what you've done. You can only leave when you are ready to apologise. We are all very disappointed in you. Yours, the rest of the World.

    Kayleigh haigh
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In this world with a few countries not allowing women the same privilege as men do you think other countries would take a female president serious half the other countries don't even take there peers serious let alone some1 they deem under them and this is comin from a woman men a fascist and dictators and would only criticise mock and humiliate a woman yeah I know there are some female leaders in the world there is multiple countries currently at war with each other do u think those countries would listen to a woman or do you think they would try to take over her and country too this is my opinion feel free to have your own im not on here to argue or debate just putting some of my opinions in whether they are correct or not I don't have all the facts but if I am produced with facts I will look at them and base my opinions on them whether they change or not remains to be seen

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    arthbach
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There have been times when mothers have been DNA tested to ensure the child/ren are theirs. "Lydia Fairchild was pregnant with her third child when she and the father of her children, Jamie Townsend, separated. When Fairchild applied for enforcement of child support in 2002, providing DNA evidence of Townsend's paternity was a routine requirement. While the results showed Townsend to certainly be their father, they seemed to rule out her being their mother." Her children were removed from her custody as they did not share the same DNA. The court appointed a person to witness the birth of the third baby. This baby's DNA matched the father, and siblings, but not the mother. The mother was later tested in other areas of her body, and found to be a match.

    Verfin22
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If she's a surrogate, the baby wouldn't have have moms DNA. Children are kidnapped by women thus needing a test. It does happen.

    Robert Larson, LPN, JD
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ever hear of "hospital mix ups"? They do happen, though rarely.

    David
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As apparently intended - DUMB. But there have been cases where women did take a DNA test. Not the "haha I'm not sure if I had a baby" aspect, but situations where two babies got switched at the hospital. But that's pretty rare.

    April Pickett
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you start carrying the babies for 9 months, we'll take that DNA test you ask about.

    N Gower
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A number of people PROMISED to move out of the US if Trump were elected. Please know that Delta is ready when you are and we would be rid of some idiots. Many, many prayed for Trump's re=election and God heeded this prayer.

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    Kare Deter
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just.... let him figure it out - that may take a while!

    Jaya
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In television series people always get exhonorated at the last minute, has that ever happened in real life? Because then somebody could theoretically have had a last meal as a death row inmate, but later be free and type on reddit.

    Bob Brooce
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The chance of being freed after coming that close to execution is very small but has probably happened. OTOH, there are a lot of people who got stays at the last minute and might still be on death row after eating their last meal or executed after the stay expired. Which brings up an important question: do they get another last meal?

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    N G
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like fight club, they don't talk about it.

    Min
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They don't talk about anything, to be fair.

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    A Jones
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reddit isn't an Ouija Board

    Nathan Hibbs
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was that one that survived on the Joe Rogan podcast

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    Dr. Tanya Kaefer seconded the idea that common sense is very closely linked to knowledge. “Common sense is a bit of a misnomer,” she told Bored Panda. “What we refer to as common sense is really just pieces of knowledge that are known by many people in a group, and that are often learned without direct instruction. So how much common sense a person has generally means whether:

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    1. they’ve encountered the opportunity to learn those pieces of knowledge,
    2. they were able to extract that knowledge from a situation without instruction, and
    3. that knowledge is consistent with the current context.

    “What I mean by that last part is that any group or culture has their own ‘common sense’ that outsiders to that group or culture may not know. So, for example, in Canada it's common sense to take your shoes off when you enter someone's house, so you don't track in mud and snow. In the US, it's common sense to leave your shoes on, so you aren't showing people your dirty feet. Two different cultures, two different versions of common sense.”

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    Kenny Kulbiski
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My library has a makers program, DVDs, cheese and wine tastings, cooking demos and video games. The new book section has about15 books that have been there for months. Apparently books are a low priority afterthought,

    Abel
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Libraries are free! Mind blown! Use them!

    keyboardtek
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It also depends on whether the Evangelical religion has banned the book through the Trump moral police.

    Mary Peace
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I learnt about this at school, yes that's right, there was a library, a big library inside the school!

    Lesbitarian Lady
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Until the books are burned for one close-minded reason or another

    Mary Peace
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know if it is in your country, but where I live, they have these in schools.

    dayngerkat
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    1 year ago

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    Where I live, they are homeless hangouts

    Evagating Beewolf (she/they)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was that meant to be derogatory to libraries? Because that sounds great! If there aren't supports & shelter for the homeless, yeah, it's AMAZING that libraries are helping! If you don't like that, vote for politicians who will increase funding for homeless shelters and the like!

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    SCP 4666
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Help! I swallowed an ice cube and after two days it still hasn't come out

    BrunoVI
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They use pinchers to carefully insert the ice bit by bit. Then to make it hold together, they use a blow torch and fuse the ice together.

    PHOTOBOB
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Easy peasy. You just need a bunsen burner, three industrial grade flasks, two meters of rubber tubing, a length of copper tubing, several clamps, a scientificy metal stand, several bottles of water and a freezer. Put the water in the freezer and by the time you figure out what to do with all that other stuff your water bottles will have magically filled with ice.

    Kalikima
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't notice til you said that, thanks, it made me chuckle..

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    Vasana Phong
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is something you get curious about when you’re like 5

    Mrx Mrx
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mixed plastic particles into water, let it freeze, put it into centrifuge, rotated at 1000rpm for 9 months, and done. Ez Pz.

    N G
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What stupidity, haven't they heard of ice cubes

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    Undercover
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg, I didn't see THIS coming! 🤣

    TribbleThinking
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kudos for the self correction. 😃

    Kare Deter
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was around 7, I was watching the news with my parents and they were happily stating the person was "disarmed". Now, my brain went "dis = taken away" "arms" OMG I was crying and inconsolable. I couldn't figure out why they were so happy they took away someone's arms. My dad asked why I was so upset and I told him. He laughed for a solid 5 minutes and explained it to me.

    Julia Mckinney
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, I STILL think I deserve a medal for not laughing hysterically in the DMV when I took my older daughter to get her drivers license. She didn't want to check the box for organ donation, I incredulously asked her why and her reply left saying to myself "must not laugh hysterically at daughter in DMV or it will really hurt her". For some reason she'd gotten it into her head that organ donation meant the organ donor people would and get an organ of hers if it's needed while she's alive. My reply was simply "Well think about it. Can someone operate on u without your consent? Then no, they can only take the organs after you die." Considering some of things I've misunderstood over the years, I can't really blame her but I KNOW we've discussed organ donation and how it works before (my dad was a doctor, my sister's a nurse, we've all had some interesting medical issues that have been discussed a LOT in our household).

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    HTakeover
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, that's a whole different meaning in right to bear arms. Texas schools' sex-ed classes would be so confused on what to do.

    sandrabmorison
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems most of US is confused they voted fir a criminal as president.

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    Woundwort42
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lambskin condoms are a thing though

    Rizzo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In ye olde times orange peels were used as a contraceptive by placing it over the cervix. I read a conversation about this in a forum and there was a guy getting it completely wrong and keeps on asking, how it sticks to the penis and he wondered if a tangerine wouldn't be a better choice because of the size. :D

    Kathrin Pukowsky
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like that they admitted that they misunderstood.

    Abel
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please stop killing bears for your pleasure!

    Julia Mckinney
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did anyone else suddernly hear Rosanne Rosanna Danna, or was it just me?

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    zims
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait until they hear about lambskin condoms.

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    Though many people associate knowledge with school and academia, experts suggest that learning outside of the classroom is incredibly important, too. “What we learn in the classroom is only a fraction of what we need to learn to function,” Dr. Kaefer noted, adding that it's impossible to predict what knowledge will come in handy the most in the future, as the application of knowledge relies entirely on context.

    “It's not a matter of what we need to know, it's what we need to know for the situations we find ourselves in. To give you an example, my kindergarten teacher was really worried about my handwriting. My parents got called in for meetings about my handwriting. My handwriting is still terrible, but it turned out not to matter, because most work is done on computers. My kindergarten teacher couldn't have foreseen that - in her mind, a girl needed to be able to write legibly to ensure a paying job. As times change, the ‘important’ knowledge changes, which is why it's so important to maintain the ability and willingness to learn new things,” the expert suggested.

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    Mighty Toastress
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they figured it out by themselves

    Mike F
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, they didn't. Someone smacked them in the noggin with some knowledge.

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    Bookworm
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now go ask the dead people what their last meal was.

    Snowkit
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    User name being “r/no stupid questions”! Hahahaha!

    Jaya
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That edit is so hilarious, this one always makes me laugh.

    Julia Cargile
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just stopped chewing my Starburst.

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    Vinnie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put the baby behind bars! Its wails keep escaping from the bassinet.

    Rizzo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet they don't have a baby. They're just playing baby screams over their stereo the whole night to p**s off the neighbors.

    GenXandEarnedItAll
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahaha. I have an a$$hole neighbors and I play Peacock calls over my speakers to annoy them. Then my Peacocks start going crazy.

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    Snowkit
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess sleep deprivation is messing w/her brain

    Beak Hookage
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Yeah, right, Pops. No jury in the world's gonna convict a baby. Well, maybe Texas."

    Doofnuts
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't forget the Taser, the little so and so's can't handle that.

    Mary Peace
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you can wait 14 years or so, the baby will be growing up and playing whatever music is popular by then, at full volume. Then you'll wish it was just a baby crying.

    Anne Nattermann
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dum people.. here's your sign😊😊

    sandrabmorison
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Parents can get a good nights sleep poor things 😪

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    David
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sister is a vampire. They age more slowly. /j

    Brian Droste
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this person was six. That would make this person's sister 3 years younger. So if he is 70 now, the sister would be 67 then.

    Panda McPandaface
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you for explaining in excruciating detail that which we already knew.

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    B Hobbs
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Abbott and Costello, Buck Privates, https://www.pleacher.com/mp/mhumor/abcost.html

    Doofnuts
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We obviously have another Einstein on our hands.

    Kyllein MacKellerann
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's 67 and still your sister...more or less

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    “Learning outside the classroom is essential,” Hirschi agreed. “While formal education is valuable, life itself is the ultimate teacher—this holds true for any subject. Scientific discoveries and practical skills often emerge outside of academic settings. Real-life application allows us to deepen our understanding and create new insights.”

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    The expert continued to point out that while academia provides a solid foundation, there’s a wealth of practical knowledge that isn't necessarily covered there. “Think of life skills like traditional cleaning hacks, family recipes, or the way we fold clothes—things passed down through generations. These may not be scientifically optimized but often carry personal significance and memories, which can be just as meaningful as academic knowledge.”

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    Sven Horlemann
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This explains the 2024 election results in the US.

    Lorraine R
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So does every post under this whole topic.

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    Corwin 02
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and again stupid bigotry rears its ugly head.

    Donkey boi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because the question 'Are you ignorant?' is not accurate enough.

    CK
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can lead a horse to water but you can't force it to drink.

    Fat Harry (Oi / You)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can lead an American to school, but you can't make them think ;)

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    Georgy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Question. Should American kids be forced to learn a foreign language? Such as English.

    Kyllein MacKellerann
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually they are a combination of Arabic and Asian Indian numbers. Meh, they work and just try multiplying with Roman numerals... (have aspirin handy, you'll need it)

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    Floeckchen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And these people can vote... obviously

    Fat Harry (Oi / You)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...and we know who they voted for. Not all intelligent people will vote for Kamala, but all stupid people will vote for Trump.

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    A C
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why Trump is now president! 🤦‍♀️

    nottheactualphoto
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is not president until he is sworn in. A lot can happen between now and then.

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    Libstak
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg, I fear for our future so much right now

    Piglet
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So... sharks are people now?

    David Morgan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, everyone, Piglet is anti-sharkist! Disgusting! BTW, the accepted term is Pelagic American, thank you! /s

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    Broadredpanda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahhhh this explains why trump is the president ffs! Gomma

    David Morgan
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The land wasn't even created at the same time as the Earth, let alone the USA as a recognised concept. There were tens of millions of years of cooling and tectonic activity before land appeared. After that, you got a LOT of stuff to get through before we reach America.

    Brian Droste
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The USA is only 248 years old. Not 2023 years old.

    antoinette maldari
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And now, with Trumpf, we will be aging like Benjamin Buttons.

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    marnidarr
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait. Wait. I know he has this thing about sharks, but did DJT declare them people now??

    N Gower
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yea, a lot of Democrats do vote.

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    Cat Palmer
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least she realised eventually. And hopefully gets her poor kid the rest of their vaccines.

    Kari Panda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, to me it sounds like she was just hoping for people to reassure her that this wasn’t her fault.

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    Atom Bohr
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one's just tragic. The way it's worded implies if she'd known, she'd have had her child vaccinated. This is why misinformation is dangerous. Not just irritating or infuriating, but dangerous

    El Rey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And a certain antivaxxer is gonna be a Health Secretary for the US.

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    Floeckchen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her username is very telling

    HTakeover
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Your mothering is bad and you should feel bad!"

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    Dread Pirate Roberts
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kind of a random side question, but am I the only one who hates that particular emoji with a passion, for reasons I can't quite explain?

    TribbleThinking
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's very emotive and begging for pity, so one possibility is that you think they should stop being so pathetic and get a grip?

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    RAM31280
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoop whoop - winner of the darwin award.

    Kitsune
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1 shes not the one who would die. 2 she clearly realized her mistake 3 falling for an internet hoax is far from the dumbest thing someone can do

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    detective miller's hat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I apparently had a really horrible reaction to the first whooping cough shot as a baby, and since my mother knew someone from work whose baby ended up in a vegetative state from the same vaccine (very very slim chance, but it could happen, at least back in the early 80s), she was understandably hesitant when it came time for my younger sister to get that shot. Eleven years later, lo and behold my little sister came down with whooping cough when there was an outbreak in our town.

    El Dee
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, you could have and yes, you are..

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    It’s clear that knowledge and learning—both inside and outside of the classroom—play a significant role in people’s lives, and the messages they communicate. But sometimes, even the most knowledgeable of people might slip up and say or ask something completely foolish, only to realize how nonsensical it was after the fact. We asked the experts on why that is, and according to Hirschi, sometimes our mouths simply run faster than our brain does.

    “Often, a question lingers in our minds, and even if we can’t immediately recall the answer, our brain continues processing it. The answer can emerge when the right neurons fire, even if not instantly. This implies we either have the answer stored somewhere or can deduce it with some cognitive effort. Sometimes, the ‘aha’ moment happens within seconds, but it might also take hours—some people even wake up in the middle of the night with a sudden revelation!”

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    WindySwede
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nono, bee grateful for the correct spelling of pregnant, at least? 😅

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    David
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it an older hen? Possibly she has entered HENopause. /j

    Vernetta Soiset
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, you should have her pee on a pregnancy test to be sure. But be gentle, just in case she hasn't laid eggs lately due to pregnancy.

    Gaerwing
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, I get the logic even if it is stupid. What's a period if not a woman "laying" an egg once a month 🤣🤣 bless this sweet summer child.

    DemonicPanda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    as someone who has chickens, WHO ON EARTH THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO LET THIS PERSON OWN ANIMALS ISTG

    Paul P.
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Worse, she probably was allowed to vote, and reproduce.

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    ifound_acoolfrog
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes :( soon she will give birth out of her chickussy

    GenXandEarnedItAll
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's hope this person gets educated on these things before they try to reproduce.

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    Undercover
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Use a dictionary as sauce of wisdom 😌

    Vic
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You go ahead and start reading, I'll ketchup with you a little later..

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    SheamusFanFrom1987
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm just surprised they didn't ask for an old-tomato instead. Note: I have to stop laughing now. I need to make it pasta this post XP

    TotallyNOTAFox
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The corn of teen really impacted the ed you caution system!

    PenguinQueen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My English A$$ had to read this repeatedly, until I heard the word 'Tomato' spoken using American English 🍅🤣😭

    Lorraine R
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I keep the closed captions on while watching TV and the captions come up with clangers like this all the time.

    Robert T
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pizza? Salad? Pelting with rotten fruit?

    Bob Brooce
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still ambiguous. I need more data.

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    CK
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this a question about the amount of chip?

    Huddo's sister
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what I'm thinking. Where I live you usually get a 'minimum' chips (which used to be around $2) and there a lot of variance on how many chips it would be.

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    Chilli
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ten dollars if you use the idiot discount

    DC
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Potato chips? What even is this about?

    Steve Robert
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also thinks Moby Diick is a venerial disease.

    nuberiffic
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair: when the GST was introduced in Australia, our local fish and chip shop charged $4.40 for four dollars worth of chips. It took them way too long to realize how stupid that was.

    Doofnuts
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bwahahahaha, the reply is excellent.

    Abel
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not enough for a poker night.

    Heather Menard
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The same price as the dollar store chips

    Jon Steensen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...it probably does, but that is due to all those effing commercials

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    “When we are looking for the answer or logic to something, we're doing ‘retrieval,’ as in, we're retrieving information from long-term memory,” Dr. Kaefer noted, discussing why we sometimes need time to figure things out. “But retrieval can be a little odd. We have different pathways to the information, and what things will help prompt retrieval can be hard to predict. So sometimes, asking the question is the thing that allows us to retrieve the answer or the logic [behind something]. So as soon as we ask it, we remember the answer for ourselves.”

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    Rita Verschuure
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try speaking with a Scottish person late Saturday evening in a bar. Edit: while not being Scottish yourself. Or anyway.

    Robert T
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No we don't. I will never understand Americans! Particularly after today! :-(

    ॐBoyGanesh
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1/2 of Americans. The other half of us are in mourning. It’s a big place with lots of people. It’s too big for any sort of solidarity and we’ve just proven there’s the “Belarus” America & the “Denmark” Americans,

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    BeesEelsAndPups
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's actually a fair question, although his understanding of English is a bit off. The answer is yes, to some extent, we can understand each other. I speak Portuguese as my native language. I can easily understand Spanish and Catalan. I can mostly understand Italian, but it needs to be spoken slowly please. And I can understand a little French when spoken, although I can read it pretty well. I spent 4 months in a French speaking country in Africa, so that helped a lot. I can even understand a little Romanian.

    CanadianDimes
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m a French speaker and can’t understand the other Romance languages, but French has diverged more from the rest of them than they have from each other.

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    ֆɦօօȶɨռɢ ֆȶǟʀ ⭐彡
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I speak Spanish and I understand the occasional word in Italian (like café and caffè) but not enough to understand a whole conversation and I definitely don’t understand French 😭

    Bertha Madott
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be absolutely fair people who understand one Romance language can often make do in another. NOT SPEAK FLUENTLY but understand things. Example I know French Spanish and Italian. Not a native speaker, but good school studies. I can often understand WRITTEN Portuguese. I cannot understand spoken. My DH is a native Italian speaker. He can often understand spoken Spanish. And is often able to read short sentences/phrases in Latin.

    Jon Steensen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    to provide a real answer to the question: yes and no (as if that was an answer)... the reason for that ambigious statemen is that French, Spanish and Italian have a similar origin and have probably influenced each other as the countries are kind of close to each other. Just like English has stolen words from French (The brits steal everything, so no surprice there) French, Spanish and Italian also have a lot of words in common, and even more words that are very similar, and hence the can probably pick out a lot when one of the others speak, and deducing quite a bit from there.

    Lorraine R
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    English didn't "steal" words from French, the French (Normans, actually) invaded England, took over, and dropped their language on it like a giant water balloon. This, of course, was several centuries after the Romans did essentially the same thing.

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    Corvus
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dat's not a knoife. Dat's a knoife! I oose it ta keel snayks.

    Trophy Husband
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hell, The difference between a New York accent, a southern accent, and an English accent seems like three different languages

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    Piglet
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you turn 10, we'll tell you.

    David
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The zero candle is for after the tattoo artist euthanizes you. /j

    Hobby Hopper
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Normalize birthday cake on the actual day of birth.

    Phred
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or if you decorate cakes with binary numbers!

    les
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its for taco tuesday celebrations, its not the same without a burning ring

    The Other Jake
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really, doesn't gestation even count for anything?

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    Scarlett O'Hara's Ghost
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first rule about tattoos is if you need anesthesia to get a tattoo, you're too much of a pu$$y to get a tattoo

    Vernetta Soiset
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First rule of euthanasia NOTHING AFTERWARDS MATTERS.

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    Robert T
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you sure it wasn't the "youth in asia"? ;-)

    Life in my Head
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I shall also remember it fir the rest if my life. Hahaha

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    zims
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tattoos are minimally invasive cosmetic procedures. Anesthesia, and having an anesthesiologist on staff, would drive prices through the roof. $400-700 per hour, according to Google.

    Cat Palmer
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not stupidity, just misunderstanding a word. Also a good question: I would love to get at least one tattoo, in memory of my sister who had lots, but the pain involved has always put me off. Let me sleep through the process and I'd be fine.

    Floeckchen
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because you need a medicially trained person to apply them. Even for local anesthesia. The sleepy one you are talking about is also a high risk intrusion. Why do you think that surgerys also include an anesthesist who only controlls the state of your body during your "sleep"

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    Verfin22
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Euthanasia is getting put to sleep FOREVER. Anesthesia is sleeping through a medical procedure.🤦

    Terran
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1940s Germany is calling, you get euthanasia after your tattoo.

    RAM31280
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And people thought I was weird asking my dentist to play my Megadeth Youthanasia CD when I'm there.

    Dan Cone
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These Tattoos are to die for...

    Jon Steensen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well that is one solution to the problem... come to think of it, that would be the solution to a lot of problems, one of which, in particular, comes part into mind due to it recency...

    Steve Robert
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are people so concerned about the youth in Asia?

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    While some people take a bit longer to figure out the logic or the answer behind something, Dr. Kaefer emphasized that we shouldn’t rush to judge them. And she has a point; after all, who hasn’t been in a situation where the brain took its sweet time “loading” something? (I know I sure have.)

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    Robert T
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only when you are up against a stiff opposition!

    Alex Kennedy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love seeing the ones where people see the error, accept that they were wrong, and correct themselves. That gives me hope.

    Terran
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, he manages to use "contextually" correct but not "start" and "starch"?!

    Betta Fish
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean most people do pronounce it as starch so i can't blame him too much

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    Philly Bob
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can hear the Christmas carols now... Round John Virgin, Mother And Child and Olive, The Other Reindeer. Had a woman come into the ER once with a bad headache and told us she thinks she might have "Spinal Moanin Jesus." Or the girl who "stopped demonstrating and though she was stagnant. Hoo boy!

    Linda Riebel
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would be clearer if you used proper English/punctuation. It's "start," my friend. At least you honored the great and valuable apostrophe!

    Damned_Cat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Back in the day, there used to be a stock car driver named Lake Speed. For the longest time, I though lake speed was a measurement of actual speed, like Mach 1. So, when they said, "Rusty Wallace has hit Lake Speed", I thought Rusty was just going really fast, not that there was a crash. I eventually started paying attention and realized my error.

    Bob Brooce
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Watching TV shows as a fairly young kid I always wondered about the "small bills" since I'd only seen one size.

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    Uncle Schmickle
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It makes them look nice and white and stiff.

    Mary Peace
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This person can use the word 'contextually' in the correct way in a sentence.

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    Snowkit
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its something in the above which cries rain and has dandruff snow! 😃

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    Fat Harry (Oi / You)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why has the baby been blurred? I've seen this image dozens of times with the baby unblurred. Why suddenly the need to make the baby anonymous?

    Aspiring Canuck
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell me more about this “outside.”

    Tiger
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s full of humans. Avoid at all costs.

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    Orysha
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The outside is a lie, don't go there.

    Baali Venomax
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people need go outside from time to time, it seems

    Doofnuts
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mid 20's, my first wife didn't know what the lights in the night sky were. To my credit, I might say, I just concealed my amazement and explained it. She was awestruck, so good call.

    Ron Man
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol BP has shown this image two other times this week without pixelization.

    Karen Krause
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people need to get out more.

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    Fat Harry (Oi / You)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because.... it..... is? I'm not sure what sort of answer this guy is looking for.

    sturmwesen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he is calculating with 50% of 18 instead of 12

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    Robert T
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is 50% more, but the 12 oz is only 33% less. ;-)

    N G
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I relish in reading this nonsense

    Mark Fergel
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My guess is that their math is saying "50% of 12oz is 6oz. Therefore, 12oz + 6oz = 18oz.

    Rizzo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't judge. Math is tough.

    Glix Drap
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Father Ted - These are small but those are far away .

    OneHappyPuppy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of the 1/3 and 1/4 pound burger story

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    Pedantic Panda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Think they need to reflect on their comment.

    WindySwede
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    seeing them-self in the reflection: "OMG I'm locked into the bank! Needs to call 911!"

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    Paulo Antonio Moreira
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Second question is: "Why does this car look exactly like mine?".

    Rizzo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you signal them with you light - what happens? ;)

    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's applying for a credit car-d. Get your act together, for crying out loud XD

    Matteic
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did a dog (or a cat) write this?

    Lesbitarian Lady
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Withdrawing from its savings account to pay for gas

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    Sian E
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's on America's tortured brow, the orange guy's back somehow...

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    Donkey boi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is not sun in Mars. There is one way, way off in the distance, that you can still see if it's a clear day.

    SCP 4666
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everybody knows the sun is inside of Mars

    Robert T
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    News just in. There's a moon too. In fact there are two! https://uk.pinterest.com/pin/200621358373583903/

    DC
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, the mayor of mars has just purchased it from me. I homegrow those flowers. Like the seeds.

    Julie S
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why I keep mine in the fridge or the sun will melt it.

    Kyllein MacKellerann
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same sun as shines on Earth, only farther away.

    Cristi nah
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do flatearthers believe that photos of Mars surface are fake too?

    Cristi nah
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's Mars' particular Sun, every planet has its own Sun...

    Corvus
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only flat Mars has a sun (just like flat Earth).

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    Lost Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel for this child...

    Jaya
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only one who assumes this parent was making a joke?

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    Winnie the Moo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course you have to be this stupid to think it’s okay to blast your daughter on the internet like this; even if she would be wrong. Which, of course, she is not…

    PeepPeep the duck
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But mercury is still mined on mercury right?

    Mrx Mrx
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup. Mars bars paradoxically come from Venus, though.

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    Corwin 02
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have said to not procreate but that is obviously too late, now we hope the daughter can escape the black hole that is her parents intelligence.

    Vinnie
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So Mickey Mouse's dog is NOT powering nuclear plants??? At least I'm... oh c**p, not even... 😭😭😭

    WindySwede
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Similar in the way of Nibbler from Futurama, he poops singularities was it? Pluto poops plutonium! 🤷‍♂️

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    Trillian
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope OP is freaking gorgeous then

    roddy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, uranium and mercury don't come from Uranus and Mercury? /s

    SCP 4666
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's named after Pluto but...eh whatever

    zims
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone's been reading too many Superman comics

    Kalikima
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That might be where they get all their science from..

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    Undercover
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Faith in humanity lost 🤦🏻‍♀️😑

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    Libstak
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So ants, cockroaches, and all the animals in the wild on the planet are all walking cos some dude is going around and ordering all of them to?

    Jaya
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well that would sure make owning a dog a lot easier, if they only walked on command. That sweet little bugger of ours would always try to sneak through the front door to go on adventures by itself.

    Floeckchen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Babys also have no brain until they say their first word!

    Mobey Drunk
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The ability to speak does not make you intelligent.

    Susan Reid Smith
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They do talk, it is just that we don't understand them!

    Freya the Wanderer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As the Scarecrow said in "The Wizard of Oz," some people without brains do an awful lot of talking.

    UKGrandad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a general rule of thumb, if a comment begins with 'umm/errr' or ends with 'sooo', the comment will be nonsense.

    Uncle Schmickle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Writing things like this isn't proof of a brain either.

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does your dog move from his bed to his food bowl to your chair when he wants attention? You don't have to tell him to walk then.

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    Scarlett O'Hara's Ghost
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The answer is, especially if you live in an apartment building, that you should ask each one of your neighbors to get a general consensus. This way, after you tell them that you microwave your cats food, they can move somewhere else where the chances of their building being burnt down goes down dramatically

    BrunoVI
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I pray to God he meant he warms his cats' food up, as opposed to what he actually wrote (that he puts his cats in the microwave for five seconds at a time).

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    Rizzo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This idiot is responsible for a living being. Incredible.

    Dread Pirate Roberts
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how someone used the "care" reaction lol like he/she feels sorry for this person being so stupid 😂

    Robert T
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please do not microwave your cats.

    wenchie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At face value this sounds really dumb BUT, I have experienced fish sparking in the microwave before. I don't think they're actually talking about microwaving it still in the can. Per Google: Foods with minerals like iron, magnesium, and selenium can spark because the minerals act like tiny pieces of metal. The electromagnetic waves in the microwave reflect off the minerals, causing them to spark.

    Doofnuts
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cat food industry loves this person.

    N G
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't know that trump had a cat

    Abel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please, do not put your cats into the microwave. That is a.very bad idea.

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    Undercover
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love a good insult in the morning 👌

    JoNo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even when it's evening in my part of the world ;)

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    Hobby Hopper
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You could still sail there illegally, so these are both dumb. And, yes, Hawaii does have a border, it just happens to be with international waters instead of another country.

    David Morgan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people clearly don't know what a border is. Since Hawaii is part of the United States, it shares border laws with the rest of the US, but obviously not a physical border. Even so, I have no idea what the OP meant, because it sounds like they think only illegal residents can cross the border and legal citizens can't. Which is insane.

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    David
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not sure who is the stupid one here. Legals are by definition legal and Hawaii does have borders. Not a land border with another country but still a border.

    Pete jamail
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wrong I saw him myself! Walked right in saying some nonsense about brotherly love, and how I should be washing feet. Get out ya filthy urmagernt!!!!

    Philly Bob
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, you uncutivated mushroom!

    Trish Christoffersen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unripened beetroot. I'm saving that for a future insult.

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    Vinnie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Autocorrect is going through a weird vase.

    Cat Palmer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes!! End plate-based discrimination now!

    Robert Beveridge
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just stop shopping at the Poverty Barn.

    BeesEelsAndPups
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ever since Elon bought Twitter, it's just been these sick anti-ceramic people posting their garbage

    Vernetta Soiset
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stay in school, for a long, long, long time!! Please!!!

    Leesa DeAndrea
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    1 year ago

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    K Blair
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What did pottery ever do to them?

    Seadog
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All puns aside, eliminating poverty is a pipe dream. There are people that you could give them all the money in the world and they'd be broke and in debt by the end of the year, and have virtually nothing to show for it.

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    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boyorgirl, come here sweetie!

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think 'boy' is the better of the 2 suggestions.

    Jaya
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't have to be stupid, could have just been someone who read it too fast and didn't notice it already said male.

    Uncle Schmickle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends on what it " identifies : as.

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    Floeckchen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spoken like a true creationist

    Guess Undheit
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    1 year ago

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    Bookworm
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No no s/he has a point. I mean it's not like Mother Earth would lie about her age. No woman does that. /s

    Hobby Hopper
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To all the people saying this is because of religion, I mean, yeah that's possible, but it could also just be a really poorly educated person having a misunderstanding about calendar dates.

    Liz Butt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the reason I read these memes. It makes me think I'm really smart.

    G'ma B
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And... these people are allowed to vote.

    Talis
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because someone rewinded the earth age counter.

    Steve Robert
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because some people think that their fairy tales are real.

    N Gower
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Creationist or not; no has said the world came into existence 2024 yrs. ago; that's when Christ died and rose again!!!!!!!!! I gott get out of this site fille with ignorant crazies!

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    Undercover
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't romans read the future out of the intestins of dead animals? 🤔

    OneWithRatsAndKefir
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A haruspex, I believe, so yes. The intestines of poultry and sheep in particular.

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    ConstantlyJon
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    to be fair, gastroenterologist is not an easy word.

    Robert T
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mean a gastronomist don't you. ;-)

    Liz Butt
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a gastroenterologist. A gastronomist is a connoisseur of fine foods and wine.

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    Rafael
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That could be autocorrect in action :-)

    Phred
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what I thought. Otto Carrot strikes again!

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    it's me again
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gastro E N T E R O L O G I S T 😬

    Veronica Richard
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, this made for a coffee-splattered screen!

    Doofnuts
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    1 year ago

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    Jennifer Brown
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK...sometimes auto correct is awesome

    Kyllein MacKellerann
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was it a gastro astronomer that discovered Uranus?

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    Libstak
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Science isn't the reason earth floats, it's just the reason we know why it floats....

    Bob Brooce
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, but the post doesn't say science is the reason it "floats". And it very definitely doesn't float. In fact, it *is* falling down towards the sun for about half of every year, but fortunately for us it also has a lot of forward motion.

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    Cat Palmer
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll happily blame the school system for this one. Although I've just had the unpleasant thought that maybe the earth IS falling, but so is everything else in the solar system, and we've evolved to think it's normal so we don't notice. 😨 (Don't mind me. I'm in a hospital that thinks 5.45am is a perfectly reasonable time to wake everyone up so I'm getting pretty severely sleep deprived after 6 weeks!)

    OneWithRatsAndKefir
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope your ability to sleep in (likely from the comfort of your own home) returns soon!

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    Rizzo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The earth falls ... with 107,225.3 kilometers per hour. Sideways. ;)

    HTakeover
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In a massive orbital trajectory, rising & falling on a complicated sine wave, in a corkscrew... "oh dear, I've gone cross-eyed."

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    Spidercat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    FYI, Earth does not "float" as there is nothing in space to provide buoyancy. There is no up or down in space. Earth exists in space and moves according to the gravitational effect of other bodies.

    Undercover
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A gravity fail in basic education spotted!

    detective miller's hat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    obviously because the Earth is hollow and full of air. Like a hot air balloon.

    Bill Swallow
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Earth does *NOT* "float". Earth is constantly falling. And the vector sum of the velocities and accelerations involved is that Earth falls in a closed path around the Sun.

    Andi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the earth is constantly falling towards the sun but its velocity means it keeps missing it - try explaining that one

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    Undercover
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    New band! Milli Salmon Vanilli!

    Robert T
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sam and Ella are going to be very disappointed!

    Robert Beveridge
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I prefer salmon rocky road, personally.

    SheamusFanFrom1987
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, you only get salmon vanilla from plain salmons named Ella. Chickanilla, on the other hand... XP

    timhood
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Salmon is pink, vanilla is pale yellow, so if you undercook chicken, it will be salmon-and-vanilla colored. 😆

    Bill Swallow
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't get salmon vanilla from undercooked chicken. I got Campylobacter. And it damn near killed me.

    Uncle Schmickle
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG ... the comment below made me laugh so much.

    Duck
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you get masturbella from wait holup...

    The Other Jake
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, that's from being over-cooked. Make sure nothing you cook gets over 160 degrees.

    Anne
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    also this chicken isnt keto.. breading is not keto

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    Vinnie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next up: "No shoes, no shirts" is a protected class.

    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, people haven't lost their minds. Yours was fried by Covid when you decided to not exercise caution and mask up.

    Johnnynatfan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. The person who posted this and the idiots who voted for Trump

    Robert T
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well that would be discriminatory against people with no brains.

    Rizzo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, people HAVE lost their minds. This post clearly shows it.

    Cee Cee
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This poster doesn't seem to have a mind.

    keyboardtek
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can a restaurant deny service because a person is an idiot?

    nottheactualphoto
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In many places they can refuse service to anyone for any reason, or no reason.

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    Donkey boi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder how many people in the US actually realise that the amendments are just that, amendments. Which means they can be amended again, and even repealed (looking at you 18th).

    Missy Missy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are the people who don't understand what communism or socialism is, and you think they know what amendment, repealed or ratified is? Hahahahahaha

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    SheamusFanFrom1987
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the first and end met? You mean the infinite loop...?

    Fat Harry (Oi / You)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is going through these people's heads when they write this stuff? Do they not think "first and end met... that doesn't make sense!"?

    Arenite
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can we get some 25th Amendment action going?

    Doofnuts
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No school here either. I'm starting to see a pattern.

    Linda Riebel
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And these people can VOTE! It's November 6, 2024, and I'm still afraid to look at the news.

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    Undercover
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, we Europeans drink bull's milk only.

    Vinnie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, you'll have to bring the cow with you. Especially if you go to Canada. It's a total b!tch trying to milk a polar bear.

    I Like Tea
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes but the cows moo in a different language.

    Smeghead Tribble Down Under
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not here. We only have basic kangaroo milk, and if you want to pay heaps extra for it, drop bear milk.

    Edda Kamphues
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, we all keep goats to help up with our morning coffee.

    Robert T
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course we can. We can even buy cat milk as well. ;-)

    Lesbitarian Lady
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do any of these people have Google or whatever to research this stuff themselves. They're making idiots look like geniuses

    JB
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can buy the cows whatever you want.

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    Undercover
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot of toast, as a lack of it makes you really ill, obviously 🤷🏻‍♀️

    James016
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lack of toast makes me grumpy

    Cat Palmer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anything but toast, obviously.

    Raffe Raffen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, everything. As long as there's toast on the side

    Nathan Mickay
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    English have the most absurd spelling, then around on shaming people for f*****g it up

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, we English inherited it, so we have to keep using it. We had to learn it ourselves.

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    Philly Bob
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Raw toast does make a good bread substitute tho...

    Uncle Schmickle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gradually build up the amount though, otherwise you'll end up feeling crummy.

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    cjen10 Report

    SheamusFanFrom1987
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Green is assuming Red actually did any learning in school at all...

    Steve
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or assume he went to school, which sounds like they didn't.

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    Andrea Steinacher
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really have explained the function of a calendar to at least 3 people on the internet - my best friend who´s a retired elementary school teacher didn´t believe me that there are really people out there with such a lack of education. Maybe I should show her this thread?

    Dragons Exist
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know you're dumb when even people on Facebook are making fun of you

    Pheebs
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Scrolling by, my brain combined those last two emojis into one, so it was the red cheeks, with one eye forward and the other eye up to the side, like their brain fried. Thought it fit the conversation well. Now I want that emoji… (it’s late, my brain might also be fried)

    Alan Gale
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the Hard of Thinking argue with each other.....

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    #41

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    DouglasCoffee Report

    Raffe Raffen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After the civil war, probably

    Robert T
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing not, but a vegetable export license may come in handy. ;-)

    Rizzo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends on where you come from. ;)

    TooTrue
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I needed a passport and a visa the last time I went to California. I needed one for Nevada too. And Australia.

    martin734
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in the UK so yes I do need a passport to visit California.

    michael Chock
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you are outside of the US or if you live in the 1700s before we invaded and seized it from Mexico.

    Chris
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a running joke/inquires about "Do I need a passport to go to New Mexico?". It happens do often that at until recently the car license plate said "New Mexico USA".

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    #42

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    reddit.com Report

    CK
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess we don't need abortion laws then.

    Jon Steensen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...and yet a lot of pregnancies ends in miscarriages, and God seems to be just A-OK with that...

    Bob Brooce
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If their god was real it would be performing far more abortions than all the abortion doctors combined.

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    Hodge Elmwood
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then why are conservatives against it?

    Dragons Exist
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everytime I think pro-lifers can't get dumber, they say shít like "abortion isn't real"

    Toxic
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idk who "good" is first of all

    Mrx Mrx
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'mma call attempt at satire on this one.

    Corvus
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good maybe won't let it happen... but Chaotic Neutral definitely would.

    Novadoe (She/They)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like we don't need a ban on abortions then, yeah?

    Anne
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Assuming he meant god.. God did not disapprove of abortion. The life of the mother was always more important than a fetus, who´s life only begins at birth. Sooooo...

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    #43

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    UnrulyHousewife Report

    Farah the Turtle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    because.... Wait for it.... they're ILLEGAL!

    BeesEelsAndPups
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, they are human beings, not tools for murder

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    Nelson Álvarez Sáez
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Please, register my illegal immigrant." "You need proof of purchase, sir." "But it's been in my family for generations!"

    Hugh Crawford
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They don't register illegal guns either. Go figure

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe there should be a register of bank robbers, and those who steal from stores, and house burglars, and car thieves. . . oh, I guess they have to catch them first!

    Boredma andthensome
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    1 year ago

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    how is illegal immigrant a word.... you are an immigrant or not, how do you become an illegal immigrant when there is nothing illegal with changing countries where you live

    martin734
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This question should be one of the examples on here. If you enter a country illegally, i.e without a passport, without a required visa or without going through immigration, then you have entered the country illegally. If you intend to stay in the country you have entered illegally then you are an illegal immigrant.

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    #44

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    Rizzo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Blessed are the simple minded for they have no worries and sleep like babies.

    Jenna Kay
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Babies wake up off and on all night, sometimes they cry because they are lonely or scared. Thank you, but I'd rather sleep like a teenage boy.

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    SheamusFanFrom1987
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny, but I think I just lost my appetite XP

    BarfyCat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thius seems like a surefire way to lose weight

    Uncle Schmickle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too much salt isn't good, so don't " pour " it onto or out of your food.

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    #45

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    jhut12 Report

    Undercover
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    American healthcare in a nutshell....

    zims
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Smart! And honestly unless the kid is choking on them the doctor will just tell you to watch their bowel movements to make sure they come out.

    James016
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give your 2 year old a shake and listen for the coins jangling about /s

    Jonas Fisher
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, this one makes sense. And for those decrying US healthcare, I believe this would make sense in the UK, too. Why waste a trip?

    Ciffman
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This actually makes sense. I can detect my knee replacement with my metal detector

    Harry Gondalf
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i swallowed a coin when I was still being potty trained. The doctor told my mom not to worry, that I'd pass it if it weren't counterfeit.

    Harry Gondalf
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a two-year-old I swallowed a nickel. The doctor told my mother not to worry—I'd pass it if it isn't counterfeit.

    Doofnuts
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't worry, will just poop them out. Raised two and I know this.

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    #46

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    Cat Palmer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a bad attempt at a foreign word (well, two words) that they've only heard said. I knew instantly what they meant, which is your language is for, after all.

    Laura Binns
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you. I always say language is for communication and if people get what you mean then you're all good.

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    ConstantlyJon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cremberleigh about to be some kids name out here...

    Ash
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And their sibling Teighrahmeisoo

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    Verena
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a German, Crème brûlée can be jokingly translated as yelling or shouting pudding (brüllen = yelling/shouting)

    David Morgan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you are stoned, the answer is: you shouldn't. Being high and wielding a jet of fire is a bad combo.

    Robert T
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell it to sit, stay and lie down. ;-)

    Maisey Myles
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You start with one cup of education….

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    #47

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    MuggedAtGunpoint Report

    Vinnie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True story from a white friend: bought a ghost costume for his kid. The top of the head came to a point. Then came the delicate task of explaining why it's not such a good costume after all.

    Rizzo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'm afraid, the Confederate outfits are all gone, but we have a funny Hitler-Costume for eight to ten year olds."

    Stacy s
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This could be for a play or a historic civil war renactment, ect. I don't see why this one is here - she didn't say it was just for fun because she loves the confederancy.

    zims
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully for a school play or something.

    PHOTOBOB
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Back in another life when I lived in the north a friend was starting a band. They were going to use the name of a local Civil War historical site. They decided it would be cool to wear union suits. Do you know what a union suit is? Yes, Union soldiers wore them, but it was not their uniform. In hindsight they may have actually gotten a gig if they stuck with the union suits.

    Kalikima
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have no idea what you're talking about..

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    pineapple87
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure this exists somewhere as a Halloween costume

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    #48

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    Mingey_ Report

    Robert T
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. Give it back to your son and tell him why you were trying to break into his phone.

    Dragon mama
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think she is freaked by the 24 hour clock setting. As in "19 o'clock?! No such thing!?"

    Stephanie Did It
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rainbow numbers clearly mean the phone is living an alternative lifestyle.

    Rizzo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One doesn't say 'disabled' anymore. I would say: "This iPhone has special needs."

    Maschenka
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Connect to iTunes" is what you can do. I think that it why it is stupid

    Ormond Otvos
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you connect when its disabled. Or is it the 24 hr 19:28?

    Dee Rutherford
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, talk to your son about safe phoning. 😑

    ConstantlyJon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably need to connect to itunes

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