“I Have No Hope For Humans Anymore”: 48 Of The Stupidest Things People Have Ever Asked Online
It is the dumbest tweet ever twote because it was twitten by a twat
🤣🤣🤣 Amazing! I stand and applaud. Hats off to you winning the internet today.
Load More Replies...Nearly 12,5 Million slaves were sold from Africa to America and it is estimated, that there are 46 Million enslaved people in the world today.
You mean people were kidnapped and tortured and that is who SURVIVED the middle passage. Then they were systematically raped and the resulting children of rape sold off as further enslaved people by their own enslaver/parent. Do you also have 5 wilted pieces of cabbage somewhere?
Load More Replies...And somehow the American voters have elected a cabbage to the presidency again.
I'll never understand this me!!!! Those Americans who voted for this vile POS are seriously flawed! I don't give a s**t who challenges me on this, so bring it on. I would be out of that country so fast, if I had to live with him running the country. Nothing would make me want to go there either. American dream? Doesn't exist. Before anyone says I wouldn't be welcome in their country, thank goodness. So what. I see nothing great in or about America. But they'd say the same about the UK too. No comparison to me! And yes the trump followers have wilted lettuce brains! Sorry not sorry
Load More Replies...I know we're here to have a laugh, but that level of outright ignorance is very depressing.
Wait until republicans firmly control what’s taught in all schools, lest the school not receive federal funding.
Load More Replies...The second, or third, stupidest thing I'll read today but D**M, I needed the laugh after the overnight news!
When I was a baby, my brother asked my mama what her boobs were for. She said they're for feeding babies. He looked puzzled and asked "Then what are you still keeping them for?"
I was at a restaurant with some female friends who said they were quite useful at deflecting dropped dry food back onto the plate/table.
Microsoft word just gave off too many squiggly red lines.
Load More Replies...Since the 5th century BC, when Pythagoras and Aristotle made observations during a lunar eclipse and saw Earth's round shadow, humans have accepted the Earth is round. If idiots want to regress back in time, then they should not be allowed any technology whatsoever. Not even toilet paper.
People like this need to stop talking and do what they're going to do - go vote from Trump.
They did and the first time was only practice. Look out world 😢
Load More Replies...While they might all look foolish, not all of the questions on this list show that people lack knowledge, for instance. In some cases, what they lack is common sense, but, according to the experts, common sense is knowledge; to some extent, at least.
“Having written a book titled ‘Common Sense’, I have strong feelings about this,” Hans M. Hirschi noted before delving deeper into what common sense is exactly. “To me, common sense is knowledge grounded in proven scientific research combined with personal experience. However, in everyday conversations, we often equate common sense with ‘gut feeling’ or what intuitively makes sense. That isn’t necessarily inaccurate—as long as there's an overlap between intuition and scientific reasoning.
“Think of it like a Venn diagram, with common sense residing in the area where scientific knowledge and gut feeling intersect. So, the degree to which someone exhibits common sense depends on how much they rely on what they know from science in their area of expertise rather than, say, tea leaves,” he explained, adding that he’s more of a coffee person himself.
me too buddy I also have no hope AFTER GOD DAMN TRUMP IS PRESIDENT( almost) AGAIN!!!! I'm so hopeless
I'm feeling sorrow and disgust at Trump becoming POTUS - and I am watching from afar as an Australian. Fun fact: It's against the law here for a convicted criminal to run for parliament.
Load More Replies...Technically, and I love being pedantic and sharing facts, sometimes women do have to. In most cases, it’s because babies where accidentally swapped at the hospital (or purposefully, as I faintly recall a case where a nurse purposefully swapped tens of babies until caught); in other cases, it’s because of chimerism.
Also read an article on here the other day regarding a mum who was always told she was a good nanny as people assumed she was the nanny to her own kids as they had different colour she did the dna test as she had the child using IVF and wanted to make sure there wasn't a mix up but the baby is 100% hers
Load More Replies...Everyone who voted Trump, go and sit on the Naughty Step and think about what you've done. You can only leave when you are ready to apologise. We are all very disappointed in you. Yours, the rest of the World.
In this world with a few countries not allowing women the same privilege as men do you think other countries would take a female president serious half the other countries don't even take there peers serious let alone some1 they deem under them and this is comin from a woman men a fascist and dictators and would only criticise mock and humiliate a woman yeah I know there are some female leaders in the world there is multiple countries currently at war with each other do u think those countries would listen to a woman or do you think they would try to take over her and country too this is my opinion feel free to have your own im not on here to argue or debate just putting some of my opinions in whether they are correct or not I don't have all the facts but if I am produced with facts I will look at them and base my opinions on them whether they change or not remains to be seen
Load More Replies...There have been times when mothers have been DNA tested to ensure the child/ren are theirs. "Lydia Fairchild was pregnant with her third child when she and the father of her children, Jamie Townsend, separated. When Fairchild applied for enforcement of child support in 2002, providing DNA evidence of Townsend's paternity was a routine requirement. While the results showed Townsend to certainly be their father, they seemed to rule out her being their mother." Her children were removed from her custody as they did not share the same DNA. The court appointed a person to witness the birth of the third baby. This baby's DNA matched the father, and siblings, but not the mother. The mother was later tested in other areas of her body, and found to be a match.
Ever hear of "hospital mix ups"? They do happen, though rarely.
When you start carrying the babies for 9 months, we'll take that DNA test you ask about.
Yes - that is rather the point of a death sentence
Load More Replies...In television series people always get exhonorated at the last minute, has that ever happened in real life? Because then somebody could theoretically have had a last meal as a death row inmate, but later be free and type on reddit.
The chance of being freed after coming that close to execution is very small but has probably happened. OTOH, there are a lot of people who got stays at the last minute and might still be on death row after eating their last meal or executed after the stay expired. Which brings up an important question: do they get another last meal?
Load More Replies...Dr. Tanya Kaefer seconded the idea that common sense is very closely linked to knowledge. “Common sense is a bit of a misnomer,” she told Bored Panda. “What we refer to as common sense is really just pieces of knowledge that are known by many people in a group, and that are often learned without direct instruction. So how much common sense a person has generally means whether:
- they’ve encountered the opportunity to learn those pieces of knowledge,
- they were able to extract that knowledge from a situation without instruction, and
- that knowledge is consistent with the current context.
“What I mean by that last part is that any group or culture has their own ‘common sense’ that outsiders to that group or culture may not know. So, for example, in Canada it's common sense to take your shoes off when you enter someone's house, so you don't track in mud and snow. In the US, it's common sense to leave your shoes on, so you aren't showing people your dirty feet. Two different cultures, two different versions of common sense.”
My library has a makers program, DVDs, cheese and wine tastings, cooking demos and video games. The new book section has about15 books that have been there for months. Apparently books are a low priority afterthought,
It also depends on whether the Evangelical religion has banned the book through the Trump moral police.
I learnt about this at school, yes that's right, there was a library, a big library inside the school!
I don't know if it is in your country, but where I live, they have these in schools.
Was that meant to be derogatory to libraries? Because that sounds great! If there aren't supports & shelter for the homeless, yeah, it's AMAZING that libraries are helping! If you don't like that, vote for politicians who will increase funding for homeless shelters and the like!
Load More Replies...Easy peasy. You just need a bunsen burner, three industrial grade flasks, two meters of rubber tubing, a length of copper tubing, several clamps, a scientificy metal stand, several bottles of water and a freezer. Put the water in the freezer and by the time you figure out what to do with all that other stuff your water bottles will have magically filled with ice.
I didn't notice til you said that, thanks, it made me chuckle..
Load More Replies...When I was around 7, I was watching the news with my parents and they were happily stating the person was "disarmed". Now, my brain went "dis = taken away" "arms" OMG I was crying and inconsolable. I couldn't figure out why they were so happy they took away someone's arms. My dad asked why I was so upset and I told him. He laughed for a solid 5 minutes and explained it to me.
Hey, I STILL think I deserve a medal for not laughing hysterically in the DMV when I took my older daughter to get her drivers license. She didn't want to check the box for organ donation, I incredulously asked her why and her reply left saying to myself "must not laugh hysterically at daughter in DMV or it will really hurt her". For some reason she'd gotten it into her head that organ donation meant the organ donor people would and get an organ of hers if it's needed while she's alive. My reply was simply "Well think about it. Can someone operate on u without your consent? Then no, they can only take the organs after you die." Considering some of things I've misunderstood over the years, I can't really blame her but I KNOW we've discussed organ donation and how it works before (my dad was a doctor, my sister's a nurse, we've all had some interesting medical issues that have been discussed a LOT in our household).
Load More Replies...Wow, that's a whole different meaning in right to bear arms. Texas schools' sex-ed classes would be so confused on what to do.
Seems most of US is confused they voted fir a criminal as president.
Load More Replies...In ye olde times orange peels were used as a contraceptive by placing it over the cervix. I read a conversation about this in a forum and there was a guy getting it completely wrong and keeps on asking, how it sticks to the penis and he wondered if a tangerine wouldn't be a better choice because of the size. :D
Did anyone else suddernly hear Rosanne Rosanna Danna, or was it just me?
Load More Replies...Though many people associate knowledge with school and academia, experts suggest that learning outside of the classroom is incredibly important, too. “What we learn in the classroom is only a fraction of what we need to learn to function,” Dr. Kaefer noted, adding that it's impossible to predict what knowledge will come in handy the most in the future, as the application of knowledge relies entirely on context.
“It's not a matter of what we need to know, it's what we need to know for the situations we find ourselves in. To give you an example, my kindergarten teacher was really worried about my handwriting. My parents got called in for meetings about my handwriting. My handwriting is still terrible, but it turned out not to matter, because most work is done on computers. My kindergarten teacher couldn't have foreseen that - in her mind, a girl needed to be able to write legibly to ensure a paying job. As times change, the ‘important’ knowledge changes, which is why it's so important to maintain the ability and willingness to learn new things,” the expert suggested.
No, they didn't. Someone smacked them in the noggin with some knowledge.
Load More Replies...I bet they don't have a baby. They're just playing baby screams over their stereo the whole night to p**s off the neighbors.
Hahahaha. I have an a$$hole neighbors and I play Peacock calls over my speakers to annoy them. Then my Peacocks start going crazy.
Load More Replies..."Yeah, right, Pops. No jury in the world's gonna convict a baby. Well, maybe Texas."
If you can wait 14 years or so, the baby will be growing up and playing whatever music is popular by then, at full volume. Then you'll wish it was just a baby crying.
If this person was six. That would make this person's sister 3 years younger. So if he is 70 now, the sister would be 67 then.
Thank you for explaining in excruciating detail that which we already knew.
Load More Replies...Abbott and Costello, Buck Privates, https://www.pleacher.com/mp/mhumor/abcost.html
“Learning outside the classroom is essential,” Hirschi agreed. “While formal education is valuable, life itself is the ultimate teacher—this holds true for any subject. Scientific discoveries and practical skills often emerge outside of academic settings. Real-life application allows us to deepen our understanding and create new insights.”
The expert continued to point out that while academia provides a solid foundation, there’s a wealth of practical knowledge that isn't necessarily covered there. “Think of life skills like traditional cleaning hacks, family recipes, or the way we fold clothes—things passed down through generations. These may not be scientifically optimized but often carry personal significance and memories, which can be just as meaningful as academic knowledge.”
You can lead an American to school, but you can't make them think ;)
Load More Replies...Actually they are a combination of Arabic and Asian Indian numbers. Meh, they work and just try multiplying with Roman numerals... (have aspirin handy, you'll need it)
...and we know who they voted for. Not all intelligent people will vote for Kamala, but all stupid people will vote for Trump.
Load More Replies...He is not president until he is sworn in. A lot can happen between now and then.
Load More Replies...Hey, everyone, Piglet is anti-sharkist! Disgusting! BTW, the accepted term is Pelagic American, thank you! /s
Load More Replies...The land wasn't even created at the same time as the Earth, let alone the USA as a recognised concept. There were tens of millions of years of cooling and tectonic activity before land appeared. After that, you got a LOT of stuff to get through before we reach America.
And now, with Trumpf, we will be aging like Benjamin Buttons.
Load More Replies...At least she realised eventually. And hopefully gets her poor kid the rest of their vaccines.
Honestly, to me it sounds like she was just hoping for people to reassure her that this wasn’t her fault.
Load More Replies...This one's just tragic. The way it's worded implies if she'd known, she'd have had her child vaccinated. This is why misinformation is dangerous. Not just irritating or infuriating, but dangerous
And a certain antivaxxer is gonna be a Health Secretary for the US.
Load More Replies...Kind of a random side question, but am I the only one who hates that particular emoji with a passion, for reasons I can't quite explain?
It's very emotive and begging for pity, so one possibility is that you think they should stop being so pathetic and get a grip?
Load More Replies...1 shes not the one who would die. 2 she clearly realized her mistake 3 falling for an internet hoax is far from the dumbest thing someone can do
Load More Replies...I apparently had a really horrible reaction to the first whooping cough shot as a baby, and since my mother knew someone from work whose baby ended up in a vegetative state from the same vaccine (very very slim chance, but it could happen, at least back in the early 80s), she was understandably hesitant when it came time for my younger sister to get that shot. Eleven years later, lo and behold my little sister came down with whooping cough when there was an outbreak in our town.
It’s clear that knowledge and learning—both inside and outside of the classroom—play a significant role in people’s lives, and the messages they communicate. But sometimes, even the most knowledgeable of people might slip up and say or ask something completely foolish, only to realize how nonsensical it was after the fact. We asked the experts on why that is, and according to Hirschi, sometimes our mouths simply run faster than our brain does.
“Often, a question lingers in our minds, and even if we can’t immediately recall the answer, our brain continues processing it. The answer can emerge when the right neurons fire, even if not instantly. This implies we either have the answer stored somewhere or can deduce it with some cognitive effort. Sometimes, the ‘aha’ moment happens within seconds, but it might also take hours—some people even wake up in the middle of the night with a sudden revelation!”
nono, bee grateful for the correct spelling of pregnant, at least? 😅
Load More Replies...Yes, you should have her pee on a pregnancy test to be sure. But be gentle, just in case she hasn't laid eggs lately due to pregnancy.
as someone who has chickens, WHO ON EARTH THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO LET THIS PERSON OWN ANIMALS ISTG
Worse, she probably was allowed to vote, and reproduce.
Load More Replies...Let's hope this person gets educated on these things before they try to reproduce.
You go ahead and start reading, I'll ketchup with you a little later..
Load More Replies...I'm just surprised they didn't ask for an old-tomato instead. Note: I have to stop laughing now. I need to make it pasta this post XP
My English A$$ had to read this repeatedly, until I heard the word 'Tomato' spoken using American English 🍅🤣😭
I keep the closed captions on while watching TV and the captions come up with clangers like this all the time.
That's what I'm thinking. Where I live you usually get a 'minimum' chips (which used to be around $2) and there a lot of variance on how many chips it would be.
Load More Replies...To be fair: when the GST was introduced in Australia, our local fish and chip shop charged $4.40 for four dollars worth of chips. It took them way too long to realize how stupid that was.
“When we are looking for the answer or logic to something, we're doing ‘retrieval,’ as in, we're retrieving information from long-term memory,” Dr. Kaefer noted, discussing why we sometimes need time to figure things out. “But retrieval can be a little odd. We have different pathways to the information, and what things will help prompt retrieval can be hard to predict. So sometimes, asking the question is the thing that allows us to retrieve the answer or the logic [behind something]. So as soon as we ask it, we remember the answer for ourselves.”
Try speaking with a Scottish person late Saturday evening in a bar. Edit: while not being Scottish yourself. Or anyway.
No we don't. I will never understand Americans! Particularly after today! :-(
1/2 of Americans. The other half of us are in mourning. It’s a big place with lots of people. It’s too big for any sort of solidarity and we’ve just proven there’s the “Belarus” America & the “Denmark” Americans,
Load More Replies...I think it's actually a fair question, although his understanding of English is a bit off. The answer is yes, to some extent, we can understand each other. I speak Portuguese as my native language. I can easily understand Spanish and Catalan. I can mostly understand Italian, but it needs to be spoken slowly please. And I can understand a little French when spoken, although I can read it pretty well. I spent 4 months in a French speaking country in Africa, so that helped a lot. I can even understand a little Romanian.
I’m a French speaker and can’t understand the other Romance languages, but French has diverged more from the rest of them than they have from each other.
Load More Replies...I speak Spanish and I understand the occasional word in Italian (like café and caffè) but not enough to understand a whole conversation and I definitely don’t understand French 😭
To be absolutely fair people who understand one Romance language can often make do in another. NOT SPEAK FLUENTLY but understand things. Example I know French Spanish and Italian. Not a native speaker, but good school studies. I can often understand WRITTEN Portuguese. I cannot understand spoken. My DH is a native Italian speaker. He can often understand spoken Spanish. And is often able to read short sentences/phrases in Latin.
to provide a real answer to the question: yes and no (as if that was an answer)... the reason for that ambigious statemen is that French, Spanish and Italian have a similar origin and have probably influenced each other as the countries are kind of close to each other. Just like English has stolen words from French (The brits steal everything, so no surprice there) French, Spanish and Italian also have a lot of words in common, and even more words that are very similar, and hence the can probably pick out a lot when one of the others speak, and deducing quite a bit from there.
English didn't "steal" words from French, the French (Normans, actually) invaded England, took over, and dropped their language on it like a giant water balloon. This, of course, was several centuries after the Romans did essentially the same thing.
Load More Replies...Hell, The difference between a New York accent, a southern accent, and an English accent seems like three different languages
The first rule about tattoos is if you need anesthesia to get a tattoo, you're too much of a pu$$y to get a tattoo
First rule of euthanasia NOTHING AFTERWARDS MATTERS.
Load More Replies...I shall also remember it fir the rest if my life. Hahaha
Load More Replies...Tattoos are minimally invasive cosmetic procedures. Anesthesia, and having an anesthesiologist on staff, would drive prices through the roof. $400-700 per hour, according to Google.
Not stupidity, just misunderstanding a word. Also a good question: I would love to get at least one tattoo, in memory of my sister who had lots, but the pain involved has always put me off. Let me sleep through the process and I'd be fine.
Because you need a medicially trained person to apply them. Even for local anesthesia. The sleepy one you are talking about is also a high risk intrusion. Why do you think that surgerys also include an anesthesist who only controlls the state of your body during your "sleep"
Load More Replies...Euthanasia is getting put to sleep FOREVER. Anesthesia is sleeping through a medical procedure.🤦
well that is one solution to the problem... come to think of it, that would be the solution to a lot of problems, one of which, in particular, comes part into mind due to it recency...
While some people take a bit longer to figure out the logic or the answer behind something, Dr. Kaefer emphasized that we shouldn’t rush to judge them. And she has a point; after all, who hasn’t been in a situation where the brain took its sweet time “loading” something? (I know I sure have.)
“I think common sense is largely overrated, and we can be gentler with people who are asking ‘dumb’ questions. At least they're asking! Better to be the person asking a dumb question than to be a person making an incorrect assumption,” she told Bored Panda.
I love seeing the ones where people see the error, accept that they were wrong, and correct themselves. That gives me hope.
Wait, he manages to use "contextually" correct but not "start" and "starch"?!
I mean most people do pronounce it as starch so i can't blame him too much
Load More Replies...I can hear the Christmas carols now... Round John Virgin, Mother And Child and Olive, The Other Reindeer. Had a woman come into the ER once with a bad headache and told us she thinks she might have "Spinal Moanin Jesus." Or the girl who "stopped demonstrating and though she was stagnant. Hoo boy!
Would be clearer if you used proper English/punctuation. It's "start," my friend. At least you honored the great and valuable apostrophe!
Back in the day, there used to be a stock car driver named Lake Speed. For the longest time, I though lake speed was a measurement of actual speed, like Mach 1. So, when they said, "Rusty Wallace has hit Lake Speed", I thought Rusty was just going really fast, not that there was a crash. I eventually started paying attention and realized my error.
Watching TV shows as a fairly young kid I always wondered about the "small bills" since I'd only seen one size.
Load More Replies...This person can use the word 'contextually' in the correct way in a sentence.
Its something in the above which cries rain and has dandruff snow! 😃
Load More Replies...Why has the baby been blurred? I've seen this image dozens of times with the baby unblurred. Why suddenly the need to make the baby anonymous?
Because.... it..... is? I'm not sure what sort of answer this guy is looking for.
My guess is that their math is saying "50% of 12oz is 6oz. Therefore, 12oz + 6oz = 18oz.
seeing them-self in the reflection: "OMG I'm locked into the bank! Needs to call 911!"
Load More Replies...Second question is: "Why does this car look exactly like mine?".
It's applying for a credit car-d. Get your act together, for crying out loud XD
It's on America's tortured brow, the orange guy's back somehow...
Load More Replies...There is not sun in Mars. There is one way, way off in the distance, that you can still see if it's a clear day.
Am I the only one who assumes this parent was making a joke?
Load More Replies...Of course you have to be this stupid to think it’s okay to blast your daughter on the internet like this; even if she would be wrong. Which, of course, she is not…
So Mickey Mouse's dog is NOT powering nuclear plants??? At least I'm... oh c**p, not even... 😭😭😭
Similar in the way of Nibbler from Futurama, he poops singularities was it? Pluto poops plutonium! 🤷♂️
Load More Replies...That might be where they get all their science from..
Load More Replies...As the Scarecrow said in "The Wizard of Oz," some people without brains do an awful lot of talking.
How does your dog move from his bed to his food bowl to your chair when he wants attention? You don't have to tell him to walk then.
The answer is, especially if you live in an apartment building, that you should ask each one of your neighbors to get a general consensus. This way, after you tell them that you microwave your cats food, they can move somewhere else where the chances of their building being burnt down goes down dramatically
I pray to God he meant he warms his cats' food up, as opposed to what he actually wrote (that he puts his cats in the microwave for five seconds at a time).
Load More Replies...I love how someone used the "care" reaction lol like he/she feels sorry for this person being so stupid 😂
At face value this sounds really dumb BUT, I have experienced fish sparking in the microwave before. I don't think they're actually talking about microwaving it still in the can. Per Google: Foods with minerals like iron, magnesium, and selenium can spark because the minerals act like tiny pieces of metal. The electromagnetic waves in the microwave reflect off the minerals, causing them to spark.
You could still sail there illegally, so these are both dumb. And, yes, Hawaii does have a border, it just happens to be with international waters instead of another country.
Some people clearly don't know what a border is. Since Hawaii is part of the United States, it shares border laws with the rest of the US, but obviously not a physical border. Even so, I have no idea what the OP meant, because it sounds like they think only illegal residents can cross the border and legal citizens can't. Which is insane.
Load More Replies...Wrong I saw him myself! Walked right in saying some nonsense about brotherly love, and how I should be washing feet. Get out ya filthy urmagernt!!!!
Ever since Elon bought Twitter, it's just been these sick anti-ceramic people posting their garbage
Doesn't have to be stupid, could have just been someone who read it too fast and didn't notice it already said male.
To all the people saying this is because of religion, I mean, yeah that's possible, but it could also just be a really poorly educated person having a misunderstanding about calendar dates.
A haruspex, I believe, so yes. The intestines of poultry and sheep in particular.
Load More Replies...It's a gastroenterologist. A gastronomist is a connoisseur of fine foods and wine.
Load More Replies...Science isn't the reason earth floats, it's just the reason we know why it floats....
Yeah, but the post doesn't say science is the reason it "floats". And it very definitely doesn't float. In fact, it *is* falling down towards the sun for about half of every year, but fortunately for us it also has a lot of forward motion.
Load More Replies...I'll happily blame the school system for this one. Although I've just had the unpleasant thought that maybe the earth IS falling, but so is everything else in the solar system, and we've evolved to think it's normal so we don't notice. 😨 (Don't mind me. I'm in a hospital that thinks 5.45am is a perfectly reasonable time to wake everyone up so I'm getting pretty severely sleep deprived after 6 weeks!)
I hope your ability to sleep in (likely from the comfort of your own home) returns soon!
Load More Replies...In a massive orbital trajectory, rising & falling on a complicated sine wave, in a corkscrew... "oh dear, I've gone cross-eyed."
Load More Replies...obviously because the Earth is hollow and full of air. Like a hot air balloon.
The air leaked out. The Earth has gone flat.
Load More Replies...Earth does *NOT* "float". Earth is constantly falling. And the vector sum of the velocities and accelerations involved is that Earth falls in a closed path around the Sun.
the earth is constantly falling towards the sun but its velocity means it keeps missing it - try explaining that one
Nah, you only get salmon vanilla from plain salmons named Ella. Chickanilla, on the other hand... XP
I didn't get salmon vanilla from undercooked chicken. I got Campylobacter. And it damn near killed me.
No, that's from being over-cooked. Make sure nothing you cook gets over 160 degrees.
Nah, people haven't lost their minds. Yours was fried by Covid when you decided to not exercise caution and mask up.
In many places they can refuse service to anyone for any reason, or no reason.
Load More Replies...I wonder how many people in the US actually realise that the amendments are just that, amendments. Which means they can be amended again, and even repealed (looking at you 18th).
These are the people who don't understand what communism or socialism is, and you think they know what amendment, repealed or ratified is? Hahahahahaha
Load More Replies...What is going through these people's heads when they write this stuff? Do they not think "first and end met... that doesn't make sense!"?
And these people can VOTE! It's November 6, 2024, and I'm still afraid to look at the news.
Not here. We only have basic kangaroo milk, and if you want to pay heaps extra for it, drop bear milk.
Do any of these people have Google or whatever to research this stuff themselves. They're making idiots look like geniuses
English have the most absurd spelling, then around on shaming people for f*****g it up
Sorry, we English inherited it, so we have to keep using it. We had to learn it ourselves.
Load More Replies...Gradually build up the amount though, otherwise you'll end up feeling crummy.
Green is assuming Red actually did any learning in school at all...
Or assume he went to school, which sounds like they didn't.
Load More Replies...I really have explained the function of a calendar to at least 3 people on the internet - my best friend who´s a retired elementary school teacher didn´t believe me that there are really people out there with such a lack of education. Maybe I should show her this thread?
You know you're dumb when even people on Facebook are making fun of you
If you are outside of the US or if you live in the 1700s before we invaded and seized it from Mexico.
...and yet a lot of pregnancies ends in miscarriages, and God seems to be just A-OK with that...
If their god was real it would be performing far more abortions than all the abortion doctors combined.
Load More Replies...Everytime I think pro-lifers can't get dumber, they say shít like "abortion isn't real"
Also, they are human beings, not tools for murder
Load More Replies..."Please, register my illegal immigrant." "You need proof of purchase, sir." "But it's been in my family for generations!"
Maybe there should be a register of bank robbers, and those who steal from stores, and house burglars, and car thieves. . . oh, I guess they have to catch them first!
This question should be one of the examples on here. If you enter a country illegally, i.e without a passport, without a required visa or without going through immigration, then you have entered the country illegally. If you intend to stay in the country you have entered illegally then you are an illegal immigrant.
Load More Replies...Blessed are the simple minded for they have no worries and sleep like babies.
Babies wake up off and on all night, sometimes they cry because they are lonely or scared. Thank you, but I'd rather sleep like a teenage boy.
Load More Replies...Too much salt isn't good, so don't " pour " it onto or out of your food.
Smart! And honestly unless the kid is choking on them the doctor will just tell you to watch their bowel movements to make sure they come out.
Actually, this one makes sense. And for those decrying US healthcare, I believe this would make sense in the UK, too. Why waste a trip?
i swallowed a coin when I was still being potty trained. The doctor told my mom not to worry, that I'd pass it if it weren't counterfeit.
As a two-year-old I swallowed a nickel. The doctor told my mother not to worry—I'd pass it if it isn't counterfeit.
Not a bad attempt at a foreign word (well, two words) that they've only heard said. I knew instantly what they meant, which is your language is for, after all.
Thank you. I always say language is for communication and if people get what you mean then you're all good.
Load More Replies...If you are stoned, the answer is: you shouldn't. Being high and wielding a jet of fire is a bad combo.
True story from a white friend: bought a ghost costume for his kid. The top of the head came to a point. Then came the delicate task of explaining why it's not such a good costume after all.
Back in another life when I lived in the north a friend was starting a band. They were going to use the name of a local Civil War historical site. They decided it would be cool to wear union suits. Do you know what a union suit is? Yes, Union soldiers wore them, but it was not their uniform. In hindsight they may have actually gotten a gig if they stuck with the union suits.
I think she is freaked by the 24 hour clock setting. As in "19 o'clock?! No such thing!?"
Rainbow numbers clearly mean the phone is living an alternative lifestyle.
One doesn't say 'disabled' anymore. I would say: "This iPhone has special needs."
Some of the reasons why a person who committed several crimes will become president again. Unreal, unbelievable and sad for mankind!
I woke up and realized this morning it is time to bust out the guillotines or somehow leave the country. Anyone up for a green card marriage?
Load More Replies...This morning I was wondering just how the hell Trump managed to get elected as the US president again after the last sh*t-show. Now I have the answer.
I saw this person say that they thought the US government system was bad and broken so they were voting for Trump because he's so bad he'd just completely break it so we'd have to get a new system that is not broken.
Load More Replies...I knew the US hated women. I didn't realize the US hated women so much that they'd vote for proven incompetence with felonies and epstein assiciattion. That is just next level hate. I dont want to be here anymore.
The majority of American voters just proved they are racist and misogynists. They would rather have that lying, cheating rapist etc... as President than a black woman. It is disgusting :(
Load More Replies...We have now officially entered late stage capitalism. As I hoped the dump was elected. He will further the wealth gap, take money from the working class and give it to those who own the means of production. The irony of people voting for this man is that he will bring about the end of capitalism. It was already inevitable but he will push the average American over the brink. The revolution is coming and the capitalist pigs will be overthrown. The ignorance of the indoctrinated sheep will finally bring about the collapse of capitalism and the rise of true socialism, for the first time in the history of the world. It took over a century but Marxs prediction is finally coming to pass. I could not be more excited
Load More Replies...I fell asleep last night in fear of what could happen, and woke up to my worst fears realized this morning. Trump is going to be president, and we're all going to lose because of it. I don't know what people were thinking. Friends of mine, close friends, voted for him. And they are good, smart people. But they helped vote in the devil. How does a *convicted felon* become president of "the greatest nation on earth"? Well maybe, as I've suspected for some time, it's because we're not the great nation we pretend to be. I want to say most Trump voters are like my friends, misguided-not evil, but I'm sure a large number of them are just like him- racist, stupid, and mean. I'm sad to be an American today, and I'm desperately afraid of what the next 4 years (if we're lucky) is going to bring..
And they want to abolish the Department of Education in Project 2025! I hate to say it but...I think that ship has sailed.
Some of the reasons why a person who committed several crimes will become president again. Unreal, unbelievable and sad for mankind!
I woke up and realized this morning it is time to bust out the guillotines or somehow leave the country. Anyone up for a green card marriage?
Load More Replies...This morning I was wondering just how the hell Trump managed to get elected as the US president again after the last sh*t-show. Now I have the answer.
I saw this person say that they thought the US government system was bad and broken so they were voting for Trump because he's so bad he'd just completely break it so we'd have to get a new system that is not broken.
Load More Replies...I knew the US hated women. I didn't realize the US hated women so much that they'd vote for proven incompetence with felonies and epstein assiciattion. That is just next level hate. I dont want to be here anymore.
The majority of American voters just proved they are racist and misogynists. They would rather have that lying, cheating rapist etc... as President than a black woman. It is disgusting :(
Load More Replies...We have now officially entered late stage capitalism. As I hoped the dump was elected. He will further the wealth gap, take money from the working class and give it to those who own the means of production. The irony of people voting for this man is that he will bring about the end of capitalism. It was already inevitable but he will push the average American over the brink. The revolution is coming and the capitalist pigs will be overthrown. The ignorance of the indoctrinated sheep will finally bring about the collapse of capitalism and the rise of true socialism, for the first time in the history of the world. It took over a century but Marxs prediction is finally coming to pass. I could not be more excited
Load More Replies...I fell asleep last night in fear of what could happen, and woke up to my worst fears realized this morning. Trump is going to be president, and we're all going to lose because of it. I don't know what people were thinking. Friends of mine, close friends, voted for him. And they are good, smart people. But they helped vote in the devil. How does a *convicted felon* become president of "the greatest nation on earth"? Well maybe, as I've suspected for some time, it's because we're not the great nation we pretend to be. I want to say most Trump voters are like my friends, misguided-not evil, but I'm sure a large number of them are just like him- racist, stupid, and mean. I'm sad to be an American today, and I'm desperately afraid of what the next 4 years (if we're lucky) is going to bring..
And they want to abolish the Department of Education in Project 2025! I hate to say it but...I think that ship has sailed.
