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Lookit, what’s that thing gracefully floating in a pond, merrily honking around and shooting projectiles out of their bums? Why, glad you asked, for it’s the hero of the bird world, the duck! And although we do find the subject of butt projectiles devilishly amusing, the duck itself is the protagonist of this article. And it’s not just some article; it’s an article composed of duck puns!
Some bird puns glorify their subjects—their luscious plumage, their lilting songs, and the gracefulness they show, making inconceivable figures like gods above our heads. With duck jokes, though, the story is a bit different—these silly puns are mostly about ducks being, well, ducks. Sometimes angry, sometimes funny, but most importantly—always painfully adorable. So, before scrolling down, be prepared for some very, muchas, and tres cute puns. Don’t say that we didn’t warn you!
Now, we’re not ones to ruffle some feathers, but these duck jokes will definitely take you on a flight of a lifetime (that being a hyperbole, of course—these are just some funny puns, after all). Ready? Well then, scroll on down below and check out our glorious selection of duck puns! Once you are there, vote for the funny duck jokes you liked the most and share this article with anyone to whom it might be of concern.
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#1
Quack me up, that’s true
Why do ducks hate reading directions?
They prefer to wing it.
alihaider khan 1 year ago (edited)
Quacktastic! These duck puns are truly egg-cellent! 🦆😄 From their fluffy feathers to their amusing antics, ducks always manage to make a splash! Thanks for sharing this hilarious compilation! If you're in need of more quack-tastic humor, check out this link https://allfunnypuns.com/ for a pond-full of funny puns! Let's keep the laughter flying like ducks in formation!"
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#2
Quack me up, that’s smooth
How do ducks propose? With a wedding wing.
#3
Quacking Up Over Here
Daddy duck was watching a film called 'Lord Of The Wings'.
Why Are Ducks So Funny?
Well, because they’re “quacking” jokes all the time! Get it? They “quack” jokes! In all seriousness, though, we might find ducks funny because they’re the clear antithesis of grace and elegance combined with hilarious honking and incredibly huge feet.
Just think of a duck with its round belly, disproportionately long neck, huge paddle feet to keep them from tumbling over, and those seam-splitting nasal honks, and you might have a pretty decent idea why people find a duck that much fun.
It’s also no wonder there are so many funny duck jokes around when the source of inspiration is so astoundingly hilarious!
#4
Passport? More like quack-port.
The ducks couldn’t fly to another country, because they didn’t have the proper duck-uments.
#5
French Ducks: Quack with Flair
What do they say about French ducks? They have a certain je ne sais quack about them.
Why Do People Like Ducks So Much?
For one, they’re an excellent source of inspiration for various kid jokes about animals. But besides their fun appeal, ducks are also highly intelligent animals that are human-oriented and always entertaining to have around. Pet ducks can understand commands, aren’t shy about showing their emotions, and love playing games with their keepers.
And when you put all those qualities into the funny-looking body of a duck, it makes for an incomparable package filled with joyous moments! Which, of course, are so often captured in these duck jokes for kids and adults alike.
#7
Floor 20 and still not high enough
The duck who lived on the 20th floor of the building wanted a pair of binoculars to get a bird's eye view.
#8
Quackflix and Chill
What show do ducks watch on TV?
Duckumentaries.
Do Ducks Have Fun?
Absolutely! But not as much as you while reading the “What do you call a duck that steals” joke. Seriously, though, since ducks are known to be highly intelligent and emotional creatures, they do like to play with toys or play games, which is a tell-tale sign that ducks like entertainment.
And when they’re entertained, ducks will let everyone know about it by chirping, quacking softly, bobbing their heads, and wagging their cute little tails. And a happy duck is sure a sight for sore eyes! (P.S. A duck that steals is called a “rubber ducky”)
Now that we know all sorts of fun things about these adorable birds, it might be time to get back to reading the duck jokes we still have in store for you. Vote for the ones that you like the most, and share your favorite funny duck jokes in the comments with us!
#15
Quack me up, Santa style
What do you get if you cross a duck and Santa Claus? A Christmas quacker.
#16
Plot twist: You’re the main course
When is roast duck bad for your health? When you’re the duck.
#17
Unexpected duck drama
If a duck says “Quack quack,” what says “Quick quick?”
A duck with hiccups.
#19
Snack attack unlocked
What type of food do you get when you cross a duck with a mole? Quackamole.
#23
Quackflix and Chill Vibes
A duck went out to watch a movie, starring her favorite actress Duck-ota Johnson.
#24
Nature’s weirdest mashup
If a duck was crossed with a crocodile, it would make a quack-odile.
#25
Professional Overquacker Alert
A duck who is never tired of quacking and always wants to quack is called Quack-more Duck.
#29
This Duck’s Life Hack Is Weirdly Relatable
Why did the duck sleep under the car? Because he wanted to wake up oily.
#30
This Cat Just Went Full Quack
What do you call a cat that swallows a duck? A duck-filled-fatty-puss.
#35
Sibling rivalry but make it quacky
Two ducks were swimming in a pond. One of them said “Quack quack.” Then the other said, “Hey, I was about to say that!”
#37
Can’t Trust a Duck Behind the Wheel
Why are ducks bad drivers? Their windshields are quacked.
#38
Quackery with Bite
What do you call a duck with fangs? Count Duckula.
#40
Quack goals, not bank goals
What did the duck say to the banker?
“My bill is bigger than yours.”
#41
Peak duck logic right there
Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a quack in the sidewalk.
#42
When Your Bird Pun Takes Flight
Chicken! Duck! Pheasant plucker! Oh, sorry — excuse my fowl language.
#43
Quacktastic financial advice
Why didn’t the duck have any money? Because he already had a big bill.
#44
Quacktastic Wordplay Alert
Where can you find pictures of duck feet?
They’re on the webbed.
#46
I see what you did there
Why did the duck go to the chiropractor? To get it’s back quacked.
#47
Quack-tastic breakfast fail
What happens if a duck with hiccups lays eggs? It lays scrambled eggs.
#49
I’d watch my step around those quackodiles
What’s a duck’s favorite animal at the zoo? Quackodiles.
#50
Quack-ups happen, right?
What’d the duck say when he dropped his plate? “I hope I didn’t quack it!”
#51
Cows Know How to Compliment
What did the cow tell the duck when she heard she won the lottery? “You lucky duck!”
#53
Date Night Quacked Me Up
The lovely duck couple went to watch a movie, they watched 'A-nest-hesia.'
#54
Quacking Cases Wide Open
Donald Duck became an undercover operator and became a duck-tective.
#55
Quack’s Got Talent
The poultry farm owner made his duck a famous singer and the duck promises to keep on singing until his Bill Withers.
#56
Quack Up Your Savings Game
My ducks are really good at saving, because they have their bills under control.
#57
When your ducks get a little too acidic
The drakes were in need of medication as they had an aci-duck stomach.
#58
Quack Yeah, Movie Stars
Some drakes were really pro-duck-tive, so a film crew decided to make duck-umentry on them.
#59
Quack Culture, Always Trending
Ducks are always trending on social media, they have a large fan follo-wing.
#60
Quack Attack, Please
All the drakes, mallards and ducks asked the waiter to get them quack-a-mole topping added to their nachos.
#67
Quacking Up the Courtroom
What did the lawyer say to the duck in court? “I demand an egg-splanation!”
#68
Quack me up, they all blend in
How can you tell rubber ducks apart?
You can’t because they look egg-xactly the same!
#69
Dad jokes really do ducking deliver
What did the duck say when he dropped the dishes? “I hope I didn’t quack any!”
#76
When waddling just won’t cut it
Why do ducks fly south for the winter?
It’s too far to waddle.
#77
Quack Moves Not Allowed
Why did the duck get a red card in the football game? For fowl-play.
#78
Classic Joke Energy
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Quack! Quack who? Quack open the door and you’ll see!
#80
When your squad rides together, they glide together
Why did the duck cross the road?
He was tied to the chicken.
#81
Quack Ups Happen
Two ducks were skipping down a sidewalk when, suddenly, one tripped and fell. It got up and said to the other duck, “I’m sorry — I tripped on a quack!”
#85
Corny jokes really do quack me up
What did the duck say to the corn it ate for lunch? You taste a-maize-ing.
#87
That joke really *quacked* me up
What’s a duck do when he hears a joke he likes? He quacks up!
#92
Waking Up? Nature’s Got It Covered
The duck slept without keeping an alarm but don't worry, she'll get up at the quack of the dawn.
#93
Quack-itude? Relatable duck drama.
In a group of back-yard duck friends, one duck was left alone, because she was said to have quack-itude.
#94
Quack Doctor’s DIY Fix
A duck had her feathers broken, so her family doctor used duck-tape to fix her feathers.
#95
Quack Packs: Ducking Off the Backpack Struggle
Two little ducks didn't like their backpacks, so they were told to carry their school books in their quack packs instead!
#96
Quack-ademic Emergency
The poultry owner took their ducks to the duck-tor as they were sick.
#97
Bread-taking but quack-worthy
We fed a group of ducks in the backyard the other day, and it was really bread-taking.
#98
Quack Confessions Uncovered
The duck-tective interrogated the victim ducks today, and they eventually quacked under pressure.
#99
Quackflix and Chill Vibes
The group of ducks watched a movie together, it was called 'Beak A Leg.'
#100
Quack Tech Support, Anyone?
The duck mechanic offered to fix the computer as he is quite good at duck-nology and understands the web.
#101
Quack-tus injuries: ducks\' worst day
I pity the ducks who were pricked by the quack-tus and had to go to the duck-tor.
#102
When Your Ducks Don’t Speak Duck
The mallards consulted the duck-tionary as they couldn't get quacks.
#104
Quack’s Got a Side Hustle
What do you get if you cross a duck with a cement mixer?
A brick layer.
#105
Plan? Nah, Let’s See What Happens
You could always wing it and see where the wind takes you.
#106
Not everything needs to be a whole mood
They don't all have to quack you up, just put a little ruffle in your feathers.
#107
Quacktastic since day one
How did the duck parents know their duckling was a prodigy? He was eggcelent from birth!
#110
This Quack’s Nuts
Did you hear about the duck who thought he was a squirrel? That was one tough nut to quack.
#112
Quack me up, no seriously
What do you call it when it’s raining ducks and chickens?
Fowl weather.
#117
Plot Twist: Wrong Animal, Buddy
How do you get down off a horse? You don’t get down off a horse — you get down off a duck.
#120
That pun waddled right into me
Why did the duckling almost fall on the sidewalk?
She tripped on a quack.
#122
Quack me up, campfire style
Why do ducks like campfires? They love seeing them quackle at night.
#123
Guess That Repair Shop Bill
Why did the duck have to go to the auto shop? His windscreen was quacked!
#124
Quack if you dare
The interviewer asked everyone whether they had heard about the duck who thought she was a squirrel; they replied, "Argh! That was a tough one to quack."
#125
Duck jokes? Always quacking me up
"The poultry farm owner said, "My ducks are very sincere; they are really ho-nest.""
#126
Quack-tically Outplayed
The duck was declared out by the umpire in a baseball match because she did a fowl play.
#127
Class Clown Went Full Quack
A duck was scolded by the teacher as she was continuously quacking jokes in the class.
#128
Quacking Up the Hide and Seek Game
Donald Duck was egg-cited for the hide and seek game as he's a wise quacker in being sneaky.
#129
Quack That, Captain
If a duck pilot went to McDonald's, he would introduce himself as Launchpad McQuack.
#130
Quack Counts Don’t Count
Ducks make lousy accountants, because they only know how to de-duck.
#131
Proof that waddling beats whining
How are 1 year old and duckling different? The first one is the whiny toddler and the second one a tiny waddler.
#132
When Your Words Quack Back
The duckling got grounded for his language.
He had a fowl mouth.
#133
Quack me up, detective
What did Detective Duck say to his partner? “Let’s quack this case!”
#134
This Duck’s Got No Chill
Why was the teacher annoyed with the duck? Because he wouldn’t quit quackin’ jokes.
#136
Plot twist: Ducks are just cows in denial
Why do ducks say quack?
Because it can’t say moo.
#138
Quack me up, seriously
What did the flying golf ball yell to the mallards in the pond? Duck!
#139
Plot twist survival skills
Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. What happens if you teach a man to duck? He avoids walking into a bar.
#140
This Duck’s Pun Game Is Unstoppable
Why did the duck get detention?
He couldn’t stop quackin’ jokes in class.
#142
Quack Me Up
The duck's favorite dance movie is 'La La Land', he said, "It's poultry in motion."
#143
Quack Court Drama Unfolds
At a high profile civil suit, the duck lawyer in charge of defence said, "Ma-llard these ducks are not at fault."
#144
Quack Rockers Unite
A group of ducks were going to a rock band concert, the band name was 'Wing-er.'
#146
Quack Moves Only
Platypus enters a restaurant that is owned by a duck. He finishes his meal and asks for his check. What did the duck do? Duck-billed platypus.
#147
Quackery in the Pool
What is it called when a duck commits an illegal act in waterpolo? A water-fowl!
#148
Quack Up Your Kindness Game
What do you call a kind and successful duck?
A waddle citizen.
#149
Quack meets wiener goals
What do you get when you cross a duck and a wiener dog? A duckshund!
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