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You’ve heard of pineapple on pizza, but have you ever dared to try pizza on pineapple? What about cheesecake that’s covered in slices of good old American cheese? Or some gas station hot dogs that have been gently nibbled on by a friendly rat? 

I’m sorry to ruin your appetite pandas, but we’ve got some fresh, hot off the grill cursed food pics for you all just waiting to be devoured down below. We’ve taken a trip to this Facebook page dedicated to unsettling food photos and ordered some of the finest offerings from their menu, so we can all enjoy dig in together. Good luck scrolling through this list without losing your lunch, and be sure to upvote the pics that you believe would make Gordon Ramsay have a conniption!

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    Ken Beattie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Roast sandwich shop near us used to do loaded baked potatoes with roast beef/pork smothered in cheese, gravy and spring onions. They were great, pity they changed owners, went to hell and finally shut down.

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    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Add a bowl of Campbell's tomato soup and you've got a deal 🙂

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    If you’ve been around the Bored Panda block for a while, this likely isn’t your first encounter with unsettling, disgusting or all around frightening food photos. We’ve seen cursed foods, chaotic foods, “wreckless eating,” reasons to skip out on potlucks for the rest of your life and more. But that’s the beauty of being a culinary master (or at least a culinary creative), you’ll never run out of new ideas for how to spice up your food’s life!

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    This Facebook page dedicated to questionable photos of food never fails to surprise and captivate viewers. It’s only been around since 2017 but has already amassed an impressive 481k followers. The page is constantly sharing new memes, unsettling images and hilarious photos featuring food and has even created an “emotional support group” as well, where members can “support one another for the emotional damage [the page inflicts] on a daily basis.”

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    Pancake_Pansexual_Panda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This gives me Halloween vibes, yet also gives me Christmas vibes.

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    Absolutely a plant.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every time I eat a sandwich this exact scenario word for word plays through my mind.

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    Uncanny
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only one who wants to turn the cans so the moustaches are all pointing downwards? It’s making my eye twitch. 😉 See?

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    I love eating a delicious meal as much as the next person, and I often spend more time than I’d like to admit salivating over gorgeous food accounts on Instagram and searching for new ideas of what to cook for dinner. But I can’t help but find it bizarre that there are two very popular extremes when it comes to food content online: photos that immediately make you hungry and those that send your appetite running away into hiding.

    Cursed food pics have become a fascinating phenomenon online. These can range from low-quality images of meals people actually eat (but did not display on their plates the way an influencer or restaurant would) to gag-worthy photos of raw meat in ice cream cones and hot dogs in cake. Accounts and groups dedicated to sharing upsetting images of food have taken the internet by storm. So much so that Anna Samson at Vice actually did a deep dive investigating why Instagram is so ravenous for disgusting images of food.  

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    Sue Denham
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing the produce department staff were running a sweepstake on how many minutes that sign would be up before a customer decided to be offended and make a complaint. Hilarious.

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    TrustyMonkey
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t worry, salt is covered under the 5 millennium rule, so it should be ok.

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    Samson notes that “for as long as humans have walked the Earth, we’ve been fascinated by gross stuff,” so it should be no surprise that disgusting food is something we enjoy too. Well, enjoy looking at. Some of the most popular trends among gross food pics online are anything to do with hot dogs, hot dog water, putting unexpected food items in gelatin, putting any food items in places they shouldn’t be, any form of raw meat and bizarre combinations of sweet and savory foods, such as shrimp on top of a chocolate chip cookie.  

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    Pancake_Pansexual_Panda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some eggs, bacon, sausage, and then...BAM! The perfect dress!

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    As far as why we can’t get enough of these unsettling and unappetizing food photos, Samson points out that they might be a way of rejecting the flawless, edited photos that we so often see on social media. She notes that sharing, and taking, these pictures can be a way of calling out the superficial aesthetics and values often found online. In a way, posting terrible photos of food is like being an anti-food influencer. Most of us don’t eat off of perfectly plated dishes at every meal, and it’s ridiculous when content creators want to pretend that they didn’t meticulously plan the pics being posted of their food. 

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    Pancake_Pansexual_Panda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More water or more tea?☕ I really love tea! Any tea fans here?

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    Brazen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a good lesson on how to keep someone from stealing your sub leftovers.

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    The idea of disgusting food going viral on social media is being discussed more and more, and Emma Beddington at The Guardian also dipped her toe into the topic earlier this year. Beddington sought to find out what the goal of gross food on TikTok is: “to eat, provoke – or arouse?” First, she points out that TikTok has a host of food trends circulating at any moment. Blended baked oats, baked feta pasta and “magic shell” yogurt bowls are just a few that have been popular in recent years. But there are always more absurd videos out there too. “There’s a whole genre of sponsored-by-diabetes content, where beautiful, young, slim women combine terrifying quantities of marshmallows, sweets, chocolate, butter, cereal, pre-prepared cookie dough and the like into ‘incredible’ desserts that should be illegal,” Beddington writes.

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    Daniel Atkins
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The decorations won’t pay for themselves.

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    Some of the most unappetizing atrocities Beddington has come across on TikTok recently include “tacos” made by boiling beef, eggs and cheese in a bag of Doritos, boiling chips to make “mashed potatoes,” baking dry ramen in the oven with tomato sauce and cheese and blending up dry pasta then adding raw eggs to make “fresh pasta.” As ridiculous as these combinations sound, they are often eaten unironically, which brings up another great point: what one man finds utterly disgusting, another might actually make for dinner.

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    Coralinea
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not even medium rare. That's "stitch it back together and it runs away-rare"

    *Confused Screaming*
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    15 minutes ago the poor dude was chillin in the field with his homies 😂

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    Delta Dawn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dakota Jean is either an epic troll or the world’s dumbest person

    JL
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dakota Jean is either an epic troll or WAS the world’s dumbest person

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    sally
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I refuse to believe this isn’t a joke. 🤮

    Tee Rat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people have to find out the hard way.

    Katie Lutesinger
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For the last time, everybody, this isn't real. Dakota was trolling.

    SCP 4666
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope so, but you have to expect anything from people

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    NY Redneck
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her reply makes me think that just letting her have seconds might be the best thing for our species gene pool

    Ken Beattie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stomach is churning in sympathy just looking at that pic :(

    Bill Swallow
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Enjoy your Campylobacter! I had an attack of that from an undercooked chicken breast, and it durn near killed me. Terminal diarrhea, severe dehydration, and my kidneys completely shut down. Fortunately, the hospital has *very* good kidney specialists and they were able to reboot them.

    Skara Brae
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, raw chicken 'sashimi' is available at some restaurants in Japan. They raise chickens in a much cleaner environment than most places, but it doesn't make it 100% safe. https://www.livescience.com/60343-chicken-sashimi-salmonella-campylobacter.html

    Alyssa Phillips
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was going to say the same thing! If the chicken is SUPER regulated it can be safe. I probably wouldn't order it...but it's available.

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    Dead Rat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meet Dakota, the missing link....

    Hey!
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is an old one but still surprises me how much people can be dumb.

    Zoe Vokes
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please be a joke, please be a joke.

    Jods
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Few hours later hooked up to IV antibiotics and reading a dictionary.

    sarcasticbarbie
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There’s no way this is real… right? 😭

    Almost sunny
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must be a joke? No one can be that stupid.

    timhood
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK, then you're gonna get chickenella.

    Poké Man
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She was trolling! https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/woman-shares-medium-rare-chicken-9602226

    LokisLilButterknife
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope you enjoy your salmonella and time spent crapping your brains out.

    Unpickled Pickle
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you cook a m̶e̶d̶i̶u̶m̶ rare chicken.

    Janet L
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is there anyone this dumb or is this a joke?

    Jonny Chevalier
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    honey! salmon can be eaten raw.. not chicken. Raw chicken will make you very very sick..

    Celtic Pirate Queen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WOW. The stupid is strong with this one. I'm gagging just looking at it.

    Gypsy Lee
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where survival of the fittest goes hand in hand with survival of the smartest.

    Mickie Shea
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor Dakota Jean. Ditched school that day to mess with that Bill fella. Dakota chicken is a cause of a nasty sickness, potential death when not cooked properly. Stop it now. You're to pretty to lose.

    mikedtw
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, Dakota Jean, are you still with us? (Sept. 2023)

    April Pickett
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go ahead, go on and eat it. When you're puking your guts out in the bathroom a couple of hours later, you'll finally meet salmonella.

    Anna Stephenson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh dear!- this is why I think Home Ec should still be compulsory for ALL High. schoolers!- at least for 1 semester so they aren't all out there poisoning each other!

    Robert Beveridge
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair there is (or was, don't know if it's still around) in Portland that did chicken sushi...

    R1MV4Superleggera
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right! Have a nice trip to A&E, they'll be itching to accommodate you in a nice bed in ICU

    Ozymandias73
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let the Darwin Award Winners weed themselves out. It'll take time, but the wait is worth it.

    Fuzzy bunny feet
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A skilled veterinarian could save that chicken.

    Emma London
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not only is that dangerous, it also tastes like slimy soap!

    Nat of Clan P
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's no hope for the future, is there?

    SheDeM
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least she won't be around long to contaminate the gene pool

    Carman Davis
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can someone be so dumb lolol

    Argie Smith
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welp, that will clean her out, for sure!

    Jane Cortez
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s ‘clucked up chicken,’ also known as ‘chuck up chicken.’

    Eva
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This hurts me. Send this woman to jail for war crimes

    Lu
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve seen this before. I always gag.

    Naomi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did somebody say SaLmOnElLa

    to old to care
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lord, I hope she is not really that dumb. That is going to be painful later.

    🥦Izuku🥦Midoriya🥦
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her name is Dakota Jean. What do you expect.

    Paul Pienkowski
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't believe people this stupid exist

    Mojayokok
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With that response I kind of feel like she deserves to get food poisoning.

    MasterJoseph
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What did she cook that under? A warm hug?

    Poppy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aside from any potential gastric problems this might cause, I can only think the texture of it on it's own is horrific enough.

    Oskar vanZandt
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wonder if Dakota Jean survived her serious bout of food poisoning...

    Charley128
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope you enjoyed meeting those nice people at the ER.

    Steph
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chicken is still alive! 😳

    KrazyChiMama
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The thought of this texture alone makes me want to vomit!

    Rosie Red
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone please smack her upside the head.

    K_Tx
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That will definitely be cleaning out your digestive tract later. I don't think that's what they mean by "clean eating."

    Dogcat vet (retired)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Raw salmon isn't always safe either...check out fish broad tapeworm https://www.cdc.gov/parasites/diphyllobothrium/faqs.html. Had a puppy's owner bring one of those into the clinic to get deworming (it was 5 feet long per the owner's measurements and can be 30 feet long in humans).

    Mystery Egg
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody ever heard from Dakota again

    Elisa
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really hope she's joking 😭 🤢

    Anne Jones
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She’ll be seeing it again real soon….

    Angela C
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not medium rare. If that chicken was any more raw it'd still be alive

    Vermonta
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people learn the hard way

    Norman Beattie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nasty and there will be consequences.... please do not include others in your madness !

    Piglet
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope she ate the whole lot.

    Dana Trahan
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People who think you get salmonella from salmon should NEVER be allowed in a kitchen again

    Klopec
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cooking for morons.

    Kel_how
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Raw chicken has such a disgusting texture; I can't imagine eating that and not immediately barfing

    Bermy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey DJ ... chickenella will kill you too, only more slower and painful.

    Wilfredo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, then you'll get chickenella.

    ShyWahine
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got salmonella just looking at that chicken...

    Susan Bosse
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've waited for years for the follow up to this and how quickly she ended up in the er.

    Scarlett O'Hara's Ghost
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She actually committed suicide, sadly. Though I think the name used here is incorrect. You can Google it. I read a thing on well know Internet memes and their "stars"

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    Riley Quinn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    C'mon Dakota, we need a follow-up to this innovative idea you had. Hope you keep a kneeling pad next to the loo.

    #ducko#
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dakota's so smart 🤩

    Shelli Aderman
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The six year old joke comes back…

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s depressing to think about the fact that we have people this stupid in the world

    Chex mylicks
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what did u do.....chicken did not die to be a "medium rare" chicken

    Chris D'Asta
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Crippled christ on a crutch, people!

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    Clint
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a photo of a delivery van from a restaurant in Alamogordo, New Mexico.

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    Not everyone creates culinary monstrosities simply to enjoy them, however. There’s actually a niche on TikTok called “rage-bait cooking,” where creators intentionally put together creations that they know will infuriate and disgust viewers. One such creator, @Elis_kitchen, refers to themself as “the most evil chef on TikTok.” Eli told The Guardian, “If anyone asks, I say: ‘Yeah, I do this for attention.’ I think it’s pretty obvious I do.” One example of Eli’s work is a controversial sandwich they made featuring blended peas, pineapple, cheese and nuts, bread coated in mayo and then pan-fried.

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    JoyfulZebra
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "We've been tricked, we've been backstabbed, and we've been, quite possibly, bamboozled."

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    LavenderHippoInAJar
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a friend who ate mayonnaise straight from the packet lol Everyone was like "what are you thinking"

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    These photos might have you saying, “Everybody’s so creative!” This phrase was coined by TikToker @Tanaradoublechocolate, who often comments this sentiment on videos of cooking atrocities. But who are we to judge what other people eat? Or what they create to enrage fellow internet users? Obviously, the pics on this list might invoke some strong feelings in you, pandas. Pineapple on pizza seems like nothing compared to these concoctions! But whether they were created ironically or not, we can all agree that everybody is so creative…

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not stupid if it works. Might be fun, give it a different texture.

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    Pancake_Pansexual_Panda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would be better if the shirt on the pizza read: I ❤ New York

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    Are these photos giving you some ideas of what to make for dinner tonight, pandas? Cooking is all about creativity anyway! We hope these pics haven’t traumatized you all, and if you’re strong enough to keep scrolling, be sure to upvote all of the ones that you find particularly fascinating. Then, if your stomach can handle even more, you can find another Bored Panda article featuring cursed food pics right here!

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    Daniel Atkins
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The things we did during the pandemic to stave off boredom.

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    Austin Sauce
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trump’s mugshot looks better than I expected

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    Delta Dawn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People?! That’s speciesist. Harumph!

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hard taco shells only exist because of stale overcooked tortillas. #foodhistory

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    Pancake_Pansexual_Panda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YAS! I love brie cheese, cream cheese, cheddar cheese, mozzarella cheese, mascarpone cheese, parmesan cheese, pepper jack cheese, ricotta cheese, string cheese, swiss cheese...but for some reason I dislike American cheese.

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Talk about doing something dumb just for the likes. Still better than Logan Paul.

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    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That might not be that bad, if you like biscuits and gravy.

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    Tee Rat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would be easier to deep fry their heart.

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    Minnie Not Mouse
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That frosting looks like something from your bowels

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    EP
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least you got it. My order would come with no sauce at all on anything.

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    Shark Lady
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only thing worse than finding a bug in your food is finding half a bug.

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    Hey!
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I sent this picture to my adult children the other day, right after buying an air fryer on Prime day. My husband, who was also included, almost cried. LOL; he's almost 70.

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    ~cornstarchi~
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *What's wrong honey! You've barely touched your Jabbacado toast!*

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    That guy Nic B.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Homer Simpson voice: “mmmm donut holster!”

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    John Topper
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should be sold as a cure for nausea because I wasn't feeling well and even just looking at it is making me hungry. And sad.

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    Hey!
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hard" dawgs. I think they'll get floppy in hot water...

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    Chris D'Asta
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dark heart finds this cute. Hey, fvcker, don't judge!

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    Daniel Atkins
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should be a gag where they film people’s reactions to the sign.

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    Loki Laufeyson
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to tell your vampire friends that they need to leave 101

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    EP
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like this. Maybe change the word streets. Sounds like the person is going back to drug dealing or something. But the cake is cool

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After Grandpa passed, Grandma moved into a townhouse that boasted a brand new oven. Grandma put a chicken dish in it for her club, and accidentally switched it to self-cleaning. My dad had to go to her apartment and break the lock on her brand new oven. Later, Grandma reported that all her club loved the dish.

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    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would be a good gag (literally) joke. Make the "cheese" out of yellow fondant! 😄

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    Tee Rat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pairs well with a Swiss Miss Macaroni.

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    Pancake_Pansexual_Panda
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now we have ketchup icecream too...and ranch icecream...and bbq sauce icecream...

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    hwatinternation
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just because you don't eat chicken feet, doesn't mean other cultures don't.

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    Coralinea
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure I had this particular one, but the one I had was really nice.

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    Coralinea
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another thing that's not possible with women's pockets. Might be the first thing I'm not sad about.

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