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Before Facebook Marketplace became a widely preferred platform for online selling, there was Craigslist. It’s one of the pioneers alongside eBay and has remained popular despite its outdated interface, which has seemed to stand the test of time. 

Given its hundreds of millions of monthly users, the platform will inevitably attract sellers who are on the oddball side. These are the people who would put up ridiculous listings and seriously try to make money. 

Here are some of the posts that take the cake, as featured on the Delusional Craigslist subreddit.

#1

Sarcophagus Full Of Ramen For $1000

Sarcophagus Full Of Ramen For $1000

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UnclePanda
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16 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is not the Ra men were talking about.

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    #2

    One Of The Kookier Things I’ve Stumbled Across On Fb Marketplace

    Yellow Mike's Hard Lemonade lemon-shaped couch and ottoman, example of unhinged things sold online

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    Heffalump
    Community Member
    23 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, I'd at least give this one serious thought.

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    #3

    Very Old One

    Craigslist ad asking someone to be naked at a wedding over NYC map, example of unhinged things sold online

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    Zach Taylor
    Community Member
    23 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's public nudity and in some places you can end up on the s*x offender registry.

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    It’s one thing for someone to try to dupe you with a Craigslist ad that came with a ridiculous price tag. It’s another thing to fall for a rental scam on the platform, which many people unfortunately do. 

    One reason is that these dubious property listings are difficult to spot at first glance. But according to real estate expert Melissa Spittel, there are red flags to look out for.

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    #4

    Japanese Mature For Scale

    Man lying face down by a Japanese maple in yard for sale, funny unhinged listing to sell online

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    #5

    She's Selling A Walmart Shopping Cart... For 50 Bucks

    Small two-tier shopping cart on grass by a trash bin, listed among unhinged things people try to sell online.

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    FreeTheUnicorn
    Community Member
    9 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahh, Wasyphilis, you never cease to disappoint.

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    #6

    How I Upset A Low Baller

    How I Upset A Low Baller

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    9 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't accept a PT cruiser for anything less than $500.

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    According to Spittel, one sign that should raise eyebrows is a seller’s unwillingness to meet in person. Another red flag, and a glaring one at that, is a seller who asks for a down payment before you’ve even seen the place. Then there’s the typical sob story that doesn’t add up. 

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    “They might tell you a family member was in a bad accident, or is very sick, and they need to rent the place as soon as possible to pay medical bills. Don’t fall for those lies,” Spittel wrote.

    #7

    How Much?

    Craigslist listing photo of a hamster in bedding with a cat peering behind — things people thought they could sell online

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    karen snyder
    Community Member
    23 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why am I reading this like it's the cat writing this posting.

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    #8

    Surprisingly, Nobody Was Interested In This Offer

    Surprisingly, Nobody Was Interested In This Offer

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    #9

    Absolutely Gobsmacked

    Lumpy homemade white plaster shelf with odd cubbies, an example of unhinged things sold online

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    WindySwede
    Community Member
    19 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Made it yourshelf, have you? 😋

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    Spittel says it is still safe to rent a property via Craigslist. However, you must exercise vigilance and do your due diligence. Among her top tips is Googling the address. According to Spittel, a legitimate listing will appear on multiple websites. 

    Her second tip is to do a reverse image search. While it isn’t foolproof, Spittel says stolen images will usually return a list of pages that feature matching photos. That is another clear indicator of a questionable listing.

    #10

    Autism Table. Handcrafted And Made By Someone Personally Touched By Autism, Whatever That Means

    Blue oval LED coffee table labeled Autism, online listing screenshot - unhinged things sell online

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    Lukas (he/him, it/its)
    Community Member
    Premium
    13 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel bad for her child if she follows autism groups that still use the puzzle piece symbol. Groups like that often advocate for "cures" and consider us to have "pieces missing", like we are less than a whole person for having autism. Autism is not something to be cured or fixed. We are not broken or less than. People need to learn how to work with us, rather than how to "fix" us.

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    #12

    Dude Thinks He's Entitled To My Free Lawnmower

    Marketplace chat screenshot showing sold Ryobi electric mower and buyer accusing scam while seller explains; sell online

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    Other types of Craigslist scams may involve cashier's checks, overseas sellers, and even pets. As such, the platform itself provides tips and warnings to help users avoid losing hard-earned money or sharing sensitive information. 

    Among the list of Craigslist’s “Don’ts” are accepting cashier’s checks as payment, wiring money, receiving requests via escrow services, and disclosing bank account numbers and other personal data, such as Social Security numbers, driver’s licenses, and even job references.

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    #14

    Help Emptying My Tank

    Craigslist ad screenshot for Help emptying my Tank (female) with text and map, example of unhinged things sold online

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    #15

    This Man Is Looking For A Servant WTH

    Craigslist job ad screenshot showing paving roller photo and long discriminatory hiring text - unhinged things sell online

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    NJ P
    Community Member
    1 day ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're not even paying minimum wage! Any why NO CAR? You intend on holding against his will?

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    The Los Angeles County District Attorney’s Office also revealed what is known as a “Sweetheart Scam” using Craigslist. In a nutshell, it’s when a con artist tries to win the trust and affection of a person before taking their money. 

    In that regard, the Los Angeles DA's office also advises against disclosing financial information, including PayPal email addresses. Agreeing to background checks is also a big no-no, especially before meeting a potential employer, landlord, or real estate agent in person.

    #16

    Recent One I Found

    Screenshot of a posted note asking for an IHOP server, mentioning plus size with glasses — unhinged things sold online

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    Purple light
    Community Member
    Premium
    16 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, the audacity of this future stalker.

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    #17

    Am I Crazy?

    Weekly house cleaner and handyman ad with map pin - unhinged things sold online

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    LALALand
    Community Member
    Premium
    22 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha! The map shows part of L.A., not getting ANYTHING cleaned for that amount!

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    #18

    Wait... What?

    Wait... What?

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    #19

    Never Thought I’d See Such A Good One In The Wild

    Handmade black wooden animal cup holder shaped like a long-legged dog on carpet between couches, odd item to sell online

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    #20

    Self Proclaimed Ladies Man/Life Of The Party, Moves To Us. Still Has The Same Hair On His Head As He Did Before. Asking 3k

    Man measuring long braided hair to sell online, back view wearing white tank top by stairs.

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    #21

    That Burger Cell Is Sweet And All, But

    Weathered McDonalds burger playland playground structure on grass, one of the things people thought they could sell online

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    #22

    Bruh

    Green martini glass-shaped cat tree condo listed to sell online, plush toys on top and scratching post base.

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    karen snyder
    Community Member
    23 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Move the decimal place one to the left, and you got a deal.

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    #23

    Be Liable For My $3000 Loan In Exchange For $100 Plus Gifts

    Screenshot of Craigslist ad offering $100 to co-sign a loan, an example of odd things people sell online

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    #24

    For Only $1,000 This Handmade Jouch Can Be Yours!

    Patchwork denim couch in small room, worn blue jeans sofa listed among unhinged things for sale.

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    #25

    This Was Posted In A Local Facebook Group In South Florida

    Live-in executive assistant housing ad collage with courtyard and rooms, unhinged things sell online

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    #26

    No. Nasty. Remarks. Please

    Rusty old microwave on wooden cabinet, example of unhinged things sold online

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    Otto Katz
    Community Member
    11 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That. Thing. Looks. Nasty. All. By. Itself. It. Doesn't. Need. Any. More. Nasty. Remarks. From. Any. One. Else. !.

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    #27

    ASAP! Give Me 500-8000 For A Piano People Pay To Have Hauled Away

    Upright piano in cluttered garage listed to sell online, worn wood finish and bench

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    #28

    25 Dollars For A Single Pair Of Socks With Some Beads Attached

    Pink glammed socks decorated with charms — unhinged things people tried to sell online

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    Nikkie Nothing
    Community Member
    17 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What makes it better is that those socks are from dollar tree

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    #29

    Pay Me $3k For An Opportunity To Dispose My Pool And Fill Up The Hole

    Fiberglass pool in backyard listed to sell online, inflatable boat floating, brick patio

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    Sally Moen
    Community Member
    10 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know if the pool and equipment is a deal, but shoving a bunch of dirt in the ground after shouldn't be expensive

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    #30

    What A Deal!!!

    Three used Suave shampoo bottles on a bathroom counter listed among unhinged things to sell online

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    #31

    Seller Wants You To Pay Him $5000 To Haul Off His Storm Damage

    Large red oak log listed for $5,000 on marketplace, example of unhinged things sold online

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    Papa
    Community Member
    13 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I suspect the price is unreasonable, but it should be worth something. Red oak is valuable wood, and it looks like that log is large enough to produce a significant amount of lumber.

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    #32

    The Oh So Coveted "Rare Black Diamond" Vhs'

    40 Disney VHS tapes on shelf listed to sell online, vintage black diamond editions visible

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    #33

    Only $50 And You Can Own This Vintage 90's Plastic As Walmart Bag

    Framed vintage Walmart plastic bag from 90s on wall in an online listing, odd item people try to sell online

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    Marija S
    Community Member
    22 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Floating around it was the most beautiful thing I've ever seen

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    #34

    "Only Worn A Few Times"

    Worn white Birkenstocks on a pink knit blanket in a three-photo listing — unhinged things people tried to sell online

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    Si Da
    Community Member
    20 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Super cute. Foot fungus as free bonus!

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    #36

    I Can’t Stop Laughing

    Shirtless man sitting in a blue trash bin grilling by a small dog - example of unhinged things sold online.

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    Hippopotamuses
    Community Member
    4 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only thing which would make this more odd, would be if the dog was on the barbeque.

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    #37

    Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Deranged Lunatic

    Bizarre painting of a man eating an ice cream cone, an unusual item people tried to sell online

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    #38

    40k For An Automatic Civic With Cheap Aftermarket Rims, Airbag Suspension And Only 999 Miles

    1995 Honda Civic EX coupe parked on suburban street in a for sale listing screenshot, unhinged things sell online

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    #39

    Absolutely Outstanding Deal

    C*****d 65-inch TV listing on marketplace, a broken screen up for trade, unhinged things for sale online

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    Abel
    Community Member
    12 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The seller probably needs an anger management treatment more than an another screen to break.

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    #40

    Wtfeet For Just $69

    Worn black strappy sandals listing showing seller's foot inside, example of unhinged things sold online

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    Purple light
    Community Member
    Premium
    16 hours ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Foot shoes with foot fungus (Tinea, had to look it up, wish I didn't) in them. Who wouldn't want them...

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    #41

    Does Delusional Estate Sale Count?

    Worn leather armchair with price note, example of unhinged things people could sell online

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    Marija S
    Community Member
    22 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't read what's on that tiny price tag

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    #42

    I Am Completely At A Loss For How To Title This

    Vintage red paintbrush listing on marketplace, example of unhinged things people could sell online

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    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    9 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's nothing unreasonable about this. a 7" brush would be for painting/staining wood siding. New ones (of dubious overseas quality) run about $40.

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    #43

    Most Expensive Poptart Ever

    Strawberry Pop-Tart cobbler with white glaze, sprinkles and whipped cream, example of unhinged things sold online

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    Fire Singer
    Community Member
    12 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not gonna lie, it looks tasty, but not for $125.00.

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    #44

    Seller Says It Was Found In The Rear Seat Pocket Of An Old Car 🤢

    Sealed 1986 McDonalds grape jam packet, vintage oddity featured among unhinged things to sell online

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    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    14 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They do know jam doesn't age like wine right?

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    #45

    This Guy Is Selling His Dirty Old Broken Headphones For $375,000. He Only Has 11k Monthly Listeners On Spotify

    Tan Sennheiser HD 598 headphones shown in listing — example of unhinged things people sell online, priced $375,000

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    #47

    Anyone For Casserole Near Chicago? I've Never Bean This Hungry

    Green bean casserole in fridge drawer with fried onions, listing screenshot of an odd food to sell online

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    #48

    My Dad Has A Fortune In Boxes In The Basement If We Can Hustle Em For 15 A Piece…. LOL

    Three stacked MacBook Pro 13-inch empty boxes in an online listing, sell online example

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    olaff 422
    Community Member
    5 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Collectors are weird folk, and would probably buy these.

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    #49

    I Didn’t Know This Was A Thing?

    Three unhinged things: large creepy dolls posed on a window seat and chair for sale online

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    #50

    Uhhhh... Who's Gonna Tell Them?

    Two Hot Wheels car cases on a table with price text, listed to sell online as toy car storage boxes

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    #51

    Creepy 12' Tall Elvis Head

    Creepy 12' Tall Elvis Head

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    Hippopotamuses
    Community Member
    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, it rare. And it's rare for a reason!

    #52

    Looks Like A Steal To Me

    Looks Like A Steal To Me

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    #53

    Rare "iPhone 1" For Sale, Only $2,000

    Used old iPhone photographed on textured white background, example of unhinged things sold online

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    Si Da
    Community Member
    20 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, just bought an iPhone2 for 4000.

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    #54

    Found One In The Wild. The Reactions Speak Fir Themselves

    Three bedazzled prescription bottles on table for sale, unhinged things sold online

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    #56

    Anyone Wanna Buy My Literal Trash? $50 Please

    Bag of empty preroll canisters and tins in an online listing, example of unhinged things sold online

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    Hippopotamuses
    Community Member
    4 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Congratulations. We have finally reached the bottom of the barrel.

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    #57

    Don’t Google It. Just Trust Me. It’s Worth $50,000. Serious Enthusiast Only

    Smartphone screenshot of a lengthy marketplace listing description about a framed artwork, listing to sell online

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    #58

    Enchant Your Walls!

    Hand-painted Hogwarts crest canvas on wall listed as one of unhinged things for sale online

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    Hippopotamuses
    Community Member
    4 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was clearly drawn by a seven year old.

    #59

    Often, Mechanics Hate Installing Customer-Supplied Parts. Are Surgeons The Same Way?

    Bipolar hip prosthesis on wooden table, unhinged things sold online listing

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    #60

    How And Why?

    Stack of state prison generated mail envelopes for sale, example of unhinged things people sell online

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    Joe Smith
    Community Member
    8 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Are you an up and coming wannabe rapper with little to no street cred? Buy these kite envelopes and show to all your followers and friends that you are that hard as steel and tough as nails gangsta trap kid that you always wished you were."

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    #61

    That’s Not His Signature

    That’s Not His Signature

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    bntxy64kf8
    Community Member
    8 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, the seller only said it has "Patrick Mahomes name and number" on it. NOT that it's an autograph. LOL.

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    #62

    This Cracker Box 624 Sq/Ft Home Sold For $43k Last Year. No Wonder Why My Generation Can't Afford Homes. My Dinky 2br Apartment Is Bigger Than This!

    Small white house with metal roof and lawn listed for sale, mailbox and parked car — unhinged things for sale online

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    Rusty’scate
    Community Member
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    17 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s a steal a house that size where I live would start at 350k usd

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    #63

    20k For A 3 Decade Old Previa. Uhuh

    1994 Toyota Previa front view in garage listing photo, example of unhinged things sold online

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    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    9 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it's rust-free and the supercharged version, that seems fair. 170hp (modifiable for more) in a mid-90s minivan made these quite rowdy.

    #64

    Come Chop Down My Massive Tree For $50,000

    Hickory tree listed for $50,000 on marketplace, example of unhinged things sold online

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    #65

    That’s A Lot Of Dvds

    Wooden glass-front cabinets packed with DVDs, example of unhinged items people could sell online

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    Maddy
    Community Member
    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    id be interested if there was a decimal behind the second 0

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    #68

    Great Deal Just 18,000 Over Msrp On A Used Truck

    Black 2024 Ford Ranger Lariat front corner in an online listing, example of things people thought they could sell online

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    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    13 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ouch someone fell for those trade in refinancing loans so whoever would be stupid enough to take this loan over is probably paying carried over principal from another vehicle.

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