“Oops That’s Deadly”: 50 Clueless People Who Have Everyone Wondering How They Are Still Alive
Every day, we face risk. Of course, the amount can vary: a firefighter who also does base jumping on their time off and an office worker who likes to knit lead radically different lives. But the possibility that something might go wrong is always there, whether we know it or not.
The subreddit 'Oops, That's Deadly' invites everyone to post pictures of people interacting with extremely dangerous animals, plants, and other objects without realizing the threat
And based on the submissions, it's clear that some of us have zero survival instincts.
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Had Both My Bathrooms Flooded With Poison Gas
Yes so I live in Turkey currently and my house has a septic tank, and apparently a government worker came by to check it because we have had way too many mosquitoes this year, and apparently there were thousands of them in there and he freaked out and pumped an unnamed horrible dense oily gas poison into my septic tank.
Bathrooms here have a drain in the floor so that when you're cleaning it you can just squeegee the water right into the drain. And houses with septic tanks, it's assumed that you will be using said drain on a frequent basis so that there is a water lock keeping nasty methane smells and also in this case poison gas from seeping up into your house. But I don't use it so that s**t came right in.
An hour after this was done, my amazing teammate of a cat woke me up and let me know there was a problem. The air purifier in my sitting room was going insane, and there was this dense horrible chemical smell as I left my curtained bedroom.
I immediately aired out the area, but this stuff is so persistent that some of it hung around underneath my bed and I had to use a two fan combo to get it out in the middle of the night. Same deal for my downstairs bathroom, both my bathrooms just have one small window for ventilation and that's it. I actually had to take care of the downstairs bathroom the next morning and the gas was still there.
So yeah, thanks for letting me ramble, hope I don't get cancer, hope my cats don't get cancer. I'm glad those mosquitoes are gone though, the biggest among them were a solid centimeter long and they would shake off being smacked, you have to roll them to break their wings and legs or they get back up and keep flying while flipping you off.
Here's a photo of my 13-year-old kitty Cutie, who let me know there was something going on. I rescued him 3 years ago and I adore him so so much. The best boy
Bacillus thuringiensis israelensis (Bti) or Lysinibacillus sphaericus (B. sphaericus) can be added to septic tanks or really any standing water. These are bacteria which k**l mosquito larvae. The bacteria target insect larvae, as such are safe for mammals, birds, and fish, so they can be added to backyard ponds, when used as directed.
I am not saying this was made-up, but if there wasn't water in the P-trap, I would have thought OP would have noticed the sewer smell before the insecticide was sprayed in the septic tank. Also, I haven't traveled much, but apparently not all septic tanks are below ground and have a lid?
Dunno why you got downvoted, I had the same thought. If those chemicals can travel up through the drain, so can sewage gases and odours. The house would smell like an open sewer.
Load More Replies...Toilets were invented in England and that methane gas entering the home through the outgoing pipe was fixed by putting that curve into the pipe. Water and waste can go out but sewer gases cannot come back in
A Small Mistake Right?
Well, they still helped a wild animal who was definitely in trouble, that deserves some points.
Okiedokie - saving the animal is good enough for me 🤩👍👏
Load More Replies...I agree! ;_; We just tend to be more fear-bitey than doggos do when we're scared/hurt.... XD
Load More Replies...The look on that poor wolf's face is just "I have no idea how this has happened"
He looks embarrassed, like "I'm an apex predator, and two hairless monkeys just grabbed me, dang and blast it...'
Load More Replies...uhm you mean the soft muzzle? we bought one for 4€ for train rides. not a bp cuff
Load More Replies...Broken Wolves and broken Dogs are repaired almost identically. So ... no wrong in this one.
Prior to the Industrial Revolution, some of the biggest threats were posed by "natural" phenomena: fires could burn down not just your home but the entire city and infectious diseases weren't yet curbed by vaccines. To avoid them, people largely relied on their own experience — as well as the experiences of others.
But as technology advanced, the risks also proliferated. Mines, factories, and other "dirty" workplaces were hotbeds of danger. And it's not like there was a huge emphasis on safety control. But with time, states began gathering data about accidents.
According to Arwen Mohun, a history professor at the University of Delaware and author of Risk: Negotiating Safety in American Society, it was collected to make an argument that you should pay attention to this kind of risk and that the government should step in and try to manage the risk.
The first widely collected data was about public health and about workplace accidents because those were both big political issues. The numbers were meant to shift people's perceptions of risk.
I Don’t Think That’s A Pet, You Shouldn’t Invite It Into Your Car
What if he actually brings you a dead road runner though? I mean, the chances are slim, but the possibility of the sheer triumph both would feel is well worth the risk.
Load More Replies...About a year before I moved to Portland, there was a news article about a Coyote that hopped on the Red Line and did just this.
There’s a servo in S.Aus (Ceduna petrol station) and dingos try and jump in 😂 I almost couldn’t resist a small pupper but closed my door. People out there feed them I think cos they were oddly tame. Still I wouldn’t touch or feed one personally
Load More Replies...😂😂 I've seen various different forms of this joke for years now. Still funny.
🎶 Oh where, oh where has my little dog gone? Oh where, oh where can he be? 🎶
Why? You have to die or castrate yourself to qualify for a Darwin.
Load More Replies...That is a particularly clean and fluffy coyote, so I suspect it is in no way a wild animal.
Safe To Say I Switched Lanes Immediately After This Photo…
Switching lanes is not enough. Either pass the truck and stay ahead of it or drop far enough back to svoid the carnage.
And also keep your hands off your phone while driving.
Load More Replies...In this situation you can call the police (safely, using handsfree) and report this danger so they can pull the vehicle over before anyone gets killed.
I doubt that the person stupid enough to take a picture while driving would bother with the whole “handsfree” calling thing.
Load More Replies...What about the fact that the back left tire looks mega low. (could be a shadow...)
I was almost taken out by a keg that fell of the back of a truck as we were driving up a steep hill. The keg was coated in a rubber thing, so it bounced towards our windshield. Luckily my husband was driving and he took evasive action---if I was driving I probably would have frozen like an idiot (at the time I was frozen like an idiot in the passenger seat).
...and passengers can also take photos. The title doesn't say "after I took this photo", but "after this photo". It could have been taken by somebody else in the car.
Load More Replies...This Person Glued Rocks And Crystals To Their Steering Wheel Airbag Effectively Making A Claymore That Points Directly At Their Face And Chest
This is not the worst car mod I've ever seen but it's in my top 10.
Load More Replies...This person is probably one of those people that thinks the air bag is full of stuff that is nice and soft and fluffy and cloud-like. Or maybe that's just what you'd find if you cut open their head.
Load More Replies...See? There's absolutely nothing dangerous about "alternative" medicines, health practices, beliefs in pseudosciences, homeopathy, etc. [SNARK!]
But these days, even though data and statistics are plentiful, mass media is so hell-bent on fearmongering that it also affects what we consider to be safe and not, and suddenly, you might be having nightmares about shark attacks even if you live in a desert.
In the United States, for example, violent crime has been plummeting for decades and air travel is as safe as it’s ever been, but in 2023, 40 percent of Americans said they felt unsafe walking home alone at night — the highest rate since 1993 — and research also suggests that Gen Z sees more risk around them than other generations.
Lake Algae. Rip
Not sure where they are from, but in Australia luckily they put signs up when they overbloom etc
Load More Replies...This is tragic. I wonder does it affect humans? They should have warning signs up
It can affect humans, not sure if it can be deadly, but it can cause rashes and sickness and diarrhoea.
Load More Replies...Oh man. So not how I wanted to start the day. Condolences to the family and RIP Arya.
This happened about 5 years ago. I did not know about toxic algae before that
Load More Replies...Well sadly this one does not match the title as the dog passed and was not just close.
If you suspect that the algae is blue-green algae, pour water into a glass and wait an hour. If blue-green flakes rise to the surface, it is blue-green algae. Blue-green algae also breaks down and does not stick to a stick if you test the water with a stick. Not all blue-green algae are equally toxic, but there is no way to determine that yourself. You can clearly see from the pictures that there is a lot of algae in the water. Oh, the poor dog.
God that made me sad. Okay not to take away from This because that is absolutely heartbreaking and I am nearly in tears because I love fur babies more than anything I like animals more than humans believe it or not but I have to say this…… Wouldn’t there have been signs warning people about the algae? I mean in Australia there’s always signs warning people not to swim if there’s algae in the water so wouldn’t there have been signs around?
Seen On Fb- Luckily The Person Receiving The Fish Recognized The Issue, But The Packagers Clearly Didn’t!
Killing your customers is a very bad business practice.
Load More Replies...They predicted ANOTHER thing? /j (kinda)I’m gonna have to watch the simpsons from start to finish it seems like lol
Load More Replies...Wow, so much for quality control Never buy dried food from China
Poison. Poison. Tasty fish. For god's sake, don't eat another bite! oh, I couldn't possibly.
The "Snow" In The Wizard Of Oz Movie Was 100% Pure Asbestos
The Tin Man was told to wear toxic makeup on his skin. They really had no idea how bad it was back then.
People at that time also ate off of dishes made with Uranium and licked brushes filled with radium paint to make the point done so they could paint the numbers on clocks!
Load More Replies...Margaret Hamilton, who played the wicked witch, was severely burned in the scene where she disappears in a puff of smoke and flame, Buddy Ebson was going to be the original Tin Man, but was badly allergic to the make up, and couldn't, and the dog who played Toto was stepped on and killed by one of the witches guards. That's why Toto looks a little different in the last half of the movie. Old Hollywood didn't f*ck around.
Toto was not killed, I'm happy to say. From Wikipedia: "During production, Terry's foot was broken when one of the Winkie guards accidentally stepped on it. A second dog had to be used while she healed. Due to the popularity of the movie, and because that role was the one she was most remembered for, her owner and trainer changed her official name to Toto. She actually appeared in 13 films. She died at age 11."
Load More Replies...Early 50's, public school art class we used asbestos clay. I made a little bear.
Saw This Winner Parked At The Gas Station. And Yes, All 4 Looked Like This
It took me a moment to realize that's a tire! 😮 This is a fatal accident waiting to happen.
Was rotating the tires on our Impala prior to a 18 hr trip to Florida. Loosened and removed the lug nuts, reached back to grab the tire and was lacerated by the steel belt on the inside of the tire. Had NO idea, rest of the tire looked fine. So, after a $400 repair bill for rear tie rods, and a set of new skins we were off. THAT could have turned out badly.
This mismatch between what the evidence says is risky and the appropriate level of fear is what researchers call the risk perception gap.
And the interesting thing is, when our fears don’t match the evidence, the gap becomes a risk all by itself.
For instance, vaccine skeptics who fear the side effects create a greater risk of illness by forgoing the shots, since their anxieties are simply centered around the wrong thing.
Finally Found Where My Lint Trap Is
Lived in my apartment for 3 years and ignorantly thought I didn't have a lint trap in my dryer. Found out it's under the handle on the top of it, but since it was hard to pull up, I figured it was something else and I didn't want to break it and get management mad at me. Finally figured out that if I pull it towards me, it'll come out. Got lucky today. So glad I got some radioactively bright red towels that clogged the inside of my dryer and proved to me that I do indeed have a lint trap I need to manually clean.
Don’t believe so and op should know the lint trap in his dryer is likely always hard to pull out. Those kind suck lol
Load More Replies...As far as I know you're supposed to empty the lint trap after every use, so a sensor might give people the wrong impression, making them think that they don't have to empty it until the sensor says so.
Load More Replies...Geezus! Lucky is an understatement! Could've been a a real bad situation!
Never Eat A Wild Carrots. This Is Hemlock
The root looks more like a parsnip than a carrot, but the giveaway that it's NOT a wild carrot/parsnip is the reddish-purplish streaking at the base of the leaf/sprout stalks. Carrot greens are green all the way down.
Good to know. Thank you for always enlightening us with your random facts :)
Load More Replies...I thought the most poisonous part of hemlock were the leaves. Not that I'm planning on employing this knowlege...
It is already risky enough just eating vegetables from the grocery store as there is a monthly recall because of listeria. Not having a clue what any edible plant looks like when it grows, why would people eat anything they find in nature?
There are so many wild... Tubers in North America, many are edible. But PLZ hit up Google first! Even better, ask someone who knows their shite!
They're in the same family as carrots, parsnips and fennel. Another 6 I can't think of.. certain plants aren't toxic AFTER specific preparation. Cheers to all the foragers that keep it sorted! I wish I knew more! We're about to make May Apple pudding for the first time. Wish us luck! Will involve a bit of sugar!
Load More Replies...Hogweed and Giant Hogweed are also members of the carrot family. Don't even go near a giant Hogweed! If you see one, call your local DNR.
The Guy That Mows My Lawn Sends Me Snake Pics When He Finds Them So I Can ID For Him. He Sends Me This Today
I told him he’s insane and to not pick snakes up if he can’t ID them. Also he’s extremely lucky lol. Lord have mercy the man thought it was a ball python!!!
Yikes! You can always tell a Cottonmouth by it's wide, triangle shaped head...
Most venomous snakes share that triangular head.
Load More Replies...Maybe he had to move it if it was in the way. He may not if wanted it to be injured.
Load More Replies...The copperhead posted above was bad enough but they’re not usually agressive. I would never stay anywhere near a cottonmouth!
Oy! The triangular head and pit between the eye and nostril SCREAM this is a venomous snake.
I like snakes but I won't touch one in the wild because I'm not that good at recognizing what type they are.
I had a baby cousin come very close to being bitten by a Cottonmouth! My Aunt had gone into the baby's room to get her out of bed when she sees a Cottonmouth crawling up the leg of the crib and onto the mattress! Well, she snatched up the baby, ran out of the room, closed the door and called the police asking for help. They sent officers out, but they called Animal Control because they weren't about to try to catch that thing bare-handed!
Like the people who claim to be wild mushroom experts. Famous last words: "Those are safe to eat."
Cuddling A Copperhead, What Could Go Wrong? Stolen From A Facebook Group
Snakes are like mushrooms, unless you are very confident in identifying, assume every one you come across is deadly.
And even if you know for sure it's not a venomous snake DO NOT TOUCH WILD ANIMALS!!!
Load More Replies...Snakes are like mushrooms. If you aren't a truly 100% sure of what they are, don't pick them up!
No. Don't pick up wild animals. Even non-venomous snakes deserve to live their lives in peace.
Load More Replies...Virginia Beach, VA...I know exactly where this is as I live here...copperheads are no joke here in Virginia! CHKD is Children's Hospital of the King's Daughters, a large pediatric hospital in Norfolk, VA, in case anyone was wondering.
Grew up in Newport News, lived near Big Bethel and Ft Monroe. Admittedly long, long ago Agree with about the copperheads. There were also other critters including rattlers, cottonmouths, big snapping turtles, etc.
Load More Replies..."Cuz I WANT!" seems to be enough of a reason for many.
Load More Replies...Before we judge people in the pictures, wondering how dumb they must be for not realizing the amount of mess they've gotten themselves into, we have to understand that out internal "protection system" is pretty flawed.
A wealth of information we have available online, at our fingertips, may seem beneficial in that it allows us to learn about and protect against dangers, but there are only so many numbers we can process.
Gabriel Rubin, a professor of justice studies at Montclair State University, tells Vox we're simply not built for all of this data, so our brain tries to keep us alive by emphasizing certain things through our emotions. It's yelling, "This is scary. You should sway away!"
Tourismts In Chernobyl, Sitting In An Excavator Claw Used After The Disaster. (It Has Deadly Levels Of Radiation)
They are laughing. Nothing about Chernobyl was funny. I hope the Internet has shamed them.
There are Tiktok/Instagram influencers who post images of themselves posing on the railway lines that took victims to Auschwitz, or messing around on the Berlin H*******t Memorial-to them, Chernobyl is nothing but a background for their stupid grinning faces. A while back, a particularly offensive image of someone clowning around on the Berlin memorial went viral, and a digital artist did a project called "Yolocaust." She posted images of the 'influencers' posing on the memorial alongside victims to highlight the gross insensitivity and disrespect. Of the 12 influencers she posted, all of them took their social media down. These people aren't completely shameless, so maybe thats the way to deal with it (or in the case of these morons, let them get radiation sickness)
Load More Replies...But what if they do? A whole new batch of mutant evil-doers?
Load More Replies...When their faces are full of tumors they can thank God they were able to get this photo when they were still attractive.
This is known as the Claw of Chernobyl (https://www.news.com.au/technology/environment/the-claw-of-chernobyl-most-dangerous-thing-in-the-exclusion-zone/news-story/533246f01b396bd8deb106c315aecf61).
It's not, it's old though: https://www.reddit.com/r/chernobyl/comments/f7f4mm/how_dangerous_is_this_isnt_the_claw_super/
Load More Replies...They're smiling all pretty like now but I'm sure those smiles faded quickly after they contracted radiation sickness. Just dumb.
Casually Letting Your Kid Pick Up One Of The World’s Deadliest Creatures
But but... Yellow and blue are nature's "pet me" colors right?
Found this online: "The blue-ringed octopus, despite its small size, carries enough venom to k**l 26 adult humans within minutes. Their bites are tiny and often painless, with many victims not realizing they have been envenomated until respiratory depression and paralysis begins. No blue-ringed octopus antivenom is available."
Upvote for the content and the word "envenomated".
Load More Replies...You win my today's "deserves all the upvotes", my friend. 😂
Load More Replies...100% would follow an account run by a blue-ringed octopus dad.
Load More Replies...In other words, the critters screaming out "I'm toxic!".
Load More Replies...Um....aren't we going to comment on the title? Dad lets son touch deadly animal for content?! What??
Man Thinks Animal Is Burrowing Next To His New AC Unit
It's a sinkhole.
Friend out on the Prairie, had a similar "Sink hole" under his shed. Called Construction Engineers. Turned out to be a rather large and Angry Badger!!!
Air conditioners produce water that drains out and needs to be connected to a drainpipe or culvert. In this case, perhaps they did not connect it to anything and the seeping water is eroding the base dirt under those rocks. You can see that there may be a leak that channels the water down the pipe, since about a yard/meter to the foreground of the photo also shows a sinking of dirt/rock.
Just Why?!?
Are they hoping to die??? That will impale you if the airbag goes off.
Concentrates the actual energy... So they're definitely half right
Load More Replies..."Make it idiot proof, and they'll invent a better idiot!" - they seem to know their trades.
Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter. Classic B-Movie Cheese
Load More Replies...That being said, some of us are also more susceptible to misjudging the situation.
Overconfidence is a cognitive bias where we overestimate our abilities or knowledge and incorrectly assume that we are better, wiser, or more capable than we are.
It can seriously affect our behavior and ability to predict success and accurately weigh risk.
My Parents Came Back Home To This. Almost Burned Their House Down With This Concave Mirror
Had a friend who hand juggled glass balls. She showed me how fact it can start a fire once. DO NOT underestimate the power of the Sun.
There's a guy on YouTube who uses the Fresnel lens from a projection TV to make what he calls his Solar Death Ray that melts rocks. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbrXUBU_gkM Screen-Sho...b1a6f5.png
I have a friend who is a glassblower. One of the things she makes are large marbles. Since I am a woodturner, she asked me to make her some stands out of some gnarly cedar. At one of the at fairs we were both attending I went to her both and noticed that her display was smoking. The angle of the sun was refracting just so through a marble to cause the beam to focus on the surface of the stand and set it to smoldering.
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-london-23930675 "Walkie-Talkie" skyscraper melts Jaguar car parts
I loved how (IIRC) this was the SECOND time that architect managed to produce a "heat ray cannon" façade. The other one soldered flip flops to a pool area floor on a hotel roof top.
Load More Replies...Last Image Of Arthur Bitencourt (7) On August 3 2023 In Paraná, Brazil
The boy jumped into a pile of limestone on the side of the road. Shortly after his father took this photo, Arthur collapsed and passed away due to being poisoned from the dust.
It is sad enough when an adult (using that term loosely) does something stupid. It is criminal when the said adult lets the child do something stupid.
It's possible the father had no idea - it's hard to tell what that stuff is from just the pic. Maybe dad thought it was just a pile of sand? How sad.
Load More Replies...Limestone dust is not poisonous. If you google "is limestone dust toxic" you'll get a "not toxic" back, and it's spread on fields for farming, and crushed limestone is widely sold for home landscaping. It would be easy to be misinformed about safety. The risk from Limestone dust is inhalation, and the risk is usually longterm. Jumping in the dust must have caused the kid to inhale a lot to cause rapid fatal lung damage.
Or it may have triggered an asthma attack. I'm asmathic and I have to wear a mask to change my cats litter boxes, because of the dust.
Load More Replies...Limestone is not poisonous. Either that was not pure limestone, or something else was afoot (severe allergy, underlying condition, unrelated event...) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Limestone
Like talcum powder, powdered limestone is easily breathed into the lungs and destroys the lung tissues. It is unusual for death to occur after such a short exposure, but depending on the pH of the limestone powder, it could have provoked enough damage to cause rapid swelling and leaking of fluids into the lungs. Essentially, you would drown in your own body fluids.
So sad. I worked with a man whose son died after he was playing in a gravel pit.
Who the hell lets a kid play in a random pile of "something" on the side of the road? If you don't know what it is, where it came from or whether it is covering something dangerous... would you let your child play there?
Load More Replies...I think choosing to post this photo alongside "How could they be so stupid?!" photos is rather tasteless.
Why would anybody jump into a random pile of white dust on the side of a road!?!
Woman Taking Selfie Gets Too Close To Bison At Yellowstone
Maybe it's my inner devil, but I really wish it would've gored her.
It's impossible to get too close to a bison. Because getting any close to a bison is too close!
Is there a female Darwin out there? Any closer and she'd have to marry him.
"Nature has spent millennia perfecting *Pain* as a teaching mechanism. We ignore it at our peril."
Contractors Hate This One Simple Trick
Not inevitably deadly, but I suppose a building collapse is possible, should one roll a refrigerator across the floor there or something.
Next week he is going to remove some extra walls and cut through some extra wires.
This extra plastics around power cables, just unnecessary stuff! 🤷♂️ /jk
Load More Replies...Because the contractors know better than to cut floor joists! That's what's supporting your house. "Extra pieces of wood" 🙄🙄
Not always. We discovered ours had cut a single notch for three pipes, vertically.
Load More Replies...Love the idea of builders just slapping in "extra" bits of wood for the fun of it!
why would you care if the pipes are on the ground and the outside gets dirty?
You can wait for the slow continuous weight to take it’s toll instead of using the refrigerator to accelerate the process.
I am not an engineer, but I work with a dozen or so of them. It's my understanding that if he had drilled holes in the center of the joists it would have probably been okay, but definitely not notching them like that.
Exactly, and they won't pass an inspection, should one be necessary. I really hope this is a troll.
Load More Replies...On these “extra pieces of wood” lmao this has got to be a troll post bc who think that there are just extra pieces of wood stored under the house. Would’ve made more sense to drive a nail into it near the bottom of every other or every two pieces and used zip ties around the pipes and nail if it were such an issue. Easiest way I can think to get the task done atm anyway
When you get talking to people it is amazing that they often have no clue about things you think are obvious/common sense .
Load More Replies...Why do you need the pipes under the house to be clean! Oh, Lord please don't have children. Spoiler alert: they are very hard to keep clean.
Dillon Harper, PhD, a psychologist at Giles and Associates Family Psychology, says overconfidence is the brain's way of boosting self-esteem and reducing anxiety, and it does this by focusing on past wins while minimizing or ignoring failures.
"While this positivity feels great, it can ... [make] us believe we're invincible even when we're not. There is a fine line that oftentimes may feel like a balancing act."
Parents Wanted To Show The Cool Snail They Found While On A Vacation To Egypt
The snail in the video is a cone snail. It his highly venomous and has a stinger that carries it's venom. With bigger ones having potent enough venom to k**l humans.
Please don’t pick any cones, even seemingly empty cones can have a harpoon waiting for you. I got taught to handle them as a kid and as an adult I won’t touch them 😂 (dads a huge sea and scuba buff).
We have some of these in Australia. If they harpoon you with their stinger, it's goodbye very quickly. No antidote.
And the harpoon of most cone snails are as long as the shell itself. So it can easily stab you even if you're holding just the back of the shell.
This Deadly Spider's Venom Can Give You A 5 Hour, Extremely Painful, Throbbing Erection. And K**l You And Your Family
Censors allowed “throbbing erection” but now “killed”. What a time to be alive
I had to venture down way too far in the original Reddit thread to find this - apparently, it's a banana spider, and they are said to be the most venomous spider in the world.
I live in Florida and we have banana spiders . I didn't know they were venemous. I wouldn't touch one no matter how much you paid me
Load More Replies...I believe it's the Brazilian Wandering Spider. They have some of the most toxic venom in the Americas. And to boot, it's aggressive, unlike the brown recluse.
Load More Replies...If there's a antivenom for it I'd give it a go for an hour or two. I'm imagining how intense my orgasm would be.
Load More Replies...Brazilian wandering spider. They sometimes make it to the US in fruit shipments, especially bananas.
See this is why I'm opposed to bananas. (Well, and they're squishy and goopy and gross.)
Load More Replies...Throbbing erection. It does not discriminate.
Load More Replies...(At the risk of getting downvoted, please let me know if what I say is insensitive) Honestly if it didn't cause death, it would be a great use on rapists.
Looks like a Brazilian funnel web spider. I've heard that out of all the venomous creatures in the world that spiders are the safest to handle because they are typically very expressive so you know where they stand quickly and can adjust before they feel threatened by you but otherwise are pretty curious creatures.
I had a funnel web set up house in my shop by an interior door where there's a hole due to an addition. He'd sit and watch me come and go. He didn't bother me so I didn't bother him. One day I come in and he's killed a mouse. You go buddy. You killed it, you eat it. Eat it he did.
Load More Replies...Dont Be A Josh…
I agree with the idea behind this, but the Josh shaming is a little much. Josh can't help but be Josh.
OP didn't mean to shame Josh. He was just joshing, friend.
Load More Replies...When I lived in western Washington (state - US) we were told we didn't have bitey snakes, so I was always assigned snake round-up when one got in the house. Never had any problems, but moved to Oklahoma and stopped.
Load More Replies...I'm Australian, and in Australia we operate on the assumption that ALL snakes are venomous. So we don't pick them up!
At least where I grew up, the rattlesnakes announced themselves.
I have never been even remotely tempted to pick up any snake of any description in my entire life.
I am surprised no one is mentioning the Bob Marley shirt this genius is wearing
Lily Pollen On My Cat’s Face (Don’t Worry, She’s Okay)
Bought some roses and didn’t notice there were two lily buds in there that had not bloomed. Cat found them before I did.
Dogs too, btw. I have a cat and a dog, and I do occasionally bring lilies into the house. But my cat has no interest in plants at all, not even catnip. And the dog is dumb enough to eat it, but I keep them high on the mantel, so she can't reach it. They are beautiful flowers, but if you have an animal that likes to chew on plants, don't bring them home.
Load More Replies...One of my cats almost died from lillies and never fully recovered.
Why? Just why? Why would you leave the pollen, take a picture and post it? Get if off immediately. If it was me, I'd give my cat a bath just to make sure there was nothing on her fur.
Oops
Just FYI - these are NOT deadly. In Australia they call them blue bottles and thousands of people get stung every year. It hurts like hell, but unless you have a rare allergy you'll be fine in about 20-30 minutes. Putting one in your mouth is quite stupid, but it's only the tentacles that sting. He probably licked the body, which is gross, but won't hurt you. If you're wondering about jellyfish that CAN k**l you, that's the box jellyfish.
Theoretically being stung in the mouth (tongue especially) could cause generalised swelling (not necessarily a severe allergic reaction). But the swelling could block the airway enough to basically suffocate.
Load More Replies...TikToker, influencer, to quote Jeremy Clarkson, "Oh no! Anyway..."
No idea but if he licked the tentacles he's fücked.
Load More Replies...Okay, look, I can understand some guy wanting to pick something up for a social media video. I can even understand "hey, guys, here's some weird thing I just found". But licked? LICKED? What the actual brain-damage...?!? Who the hell pulls some random creature out of the water and *LICKS* it?
Just leave wild critters alone people. They are not here for your entertainment.
It's Like Physics Doesn't Exist
Yeah, that's not how you build stairs. Unless you're hoping to k!ll someone.
lol I’m wondering wtf they thought L brackets were gonna help 🤦🏼♀️
Load More Replies...Ignorance can really get you crippled but what is even worse is they are so proud of the job they have done they actually shared the photo,
It probably seemed like a good idea at the time. But I'll just stay downstairs, thanks
This a perfect recipe for disaster waiting to happens any second! Unless you're light as feather......otherwise you have no chance.
Daughter Found These In A Graveyard!
There was a Midsomer Murder episode called Destroying Angel about a murder by mushroom.
Apparently, the destroying Angel is very tasty according to those who have tasted it... But I don't think internal organ failure is worth it XD
I don't care how certain I am of a wild mushroom, I'm still not even so much as touching it unless an actual expert tells me it's safe.
There would seem to be a common theme here: Do not lick the sealife you cannot identify. Do not pick up the snake you cannot identify. Do not touch the spider you cannot identify. Do not touch the mushroom ..... oh what the f*ck, do what you d*mn well want. This planet is not short of people, just smart people.
Imagine the risk when learning to be a wild mushroom expert? One mistake and poof you are gone.
Was Cleaning Webs Off My Porch…
Yeah, I got bit by a black widow, and it HURTS. My arm was numb for about 3 weeks, like pins and needles, and my hand swelled really badly. But I didn't die. I found one in my kids' sandbox when they were little, and instead of killing it (I don't like to k**l spiders), I tried to move it like a dumb a*s and got bit.
Load More Replies...We're getting them in Oregon now thanks to global warming that some people don't think is real.
They're also getting pushed out of their native ranges here in SoCal by the invasive brown widow, so they might be moving to "safer" areas that lack brown widows. Brown widows build their webs at ground-level, so they're the only spiders I k!ll on sight, as I have two dogs who could get bitten.
Load More Replies...Yes, I have a copper bucket that I had upside down outside for a while. I turned it over to use it yesterday, no, no, no, grabbed the fly spray and sprayed the whole interior of webs, mother redback spiders and many babies. Very, very creepy..survival of the fittest here too
If you don't know what that is, Alice Cooper would like a word. I have a cute plushy one from a concert.
So black widow spiders are SUPER non aggressive. Studies have been done and they basically rarely bite unless theyre being crushed. A bug expert I've seen was literally poking his in the face to prove they don't bite. Safely move them away from your house without touching them and you'll be fine.
When my husband was a pre teen he andl a friend used to capture black widows and put them in a jar
Best Snow On Earth
I hope someone flagged this post and it got taken down before anyone got poisoned.
It's not poisonous. It's a carcinogenic and causes cancer. It can take years to develop too!
Load More Replies...I can entirely understand someone wanting to own this, as a piece of history, and as a fascinating 'how did we do it so wrong' item. I would REALLY hope they have no plans to actually use it for the stated purpose.
Where has this person been that they missed the news about asbestos?
Unsupported/Shifted Load
was it final destination? I havent seen it but i DID find it on a commentary video once
Load More Replies...It's possible that tire is the cause of the load shifting to begin with.
Load More Replies...I’m Allergic To Cats And He Scratched Me
That's more than an allergic reaction. That's infection. My ex is allergic to dogs and cats and gets puffed-up skin whenever one of our dogs or cats scratches him (the animals all have regularly-clipped claws.) OP might be allergic to cats, but this is NOT just a reaction.
But yea also looks Like he was bitten not just scratched judging from the multiple puncture wounds on the back of the other part of their arm
Load More Replies...From the huge bruise, I think that's a bite as well as scratches, which means he should have gone to an urgent care or ER, because that is very high risk for infection.
I used to be a Ted Nugent fan, but then I learned a little about him.
Load More Replies...For a cat to do that you must have done something to him. Serves you right
Found On A Metal Detecting Subreddit
As in Mortar and Pestle? Excellent for smashing those nuts!!
Load More Replies...And now for entries to the Darwin Awards category, "Concluded by Unexploded Ordinance."
Imagine Smoke This
Excellent, but can they use recycled Asbestos from Chernobyl, Fukushima Daiichi , or even Chalk River??
to be fair, the government was encouraging asbestos use for EVERYTHING in those days - clothing, furniture, rugs, home insulation.
This was my parent's brand. Remarkably they both lived well into their 90’s and neither of them ever got lung cancer. I remember stealing their cigarettes. Kents were awful!
Kents with Micronite filters! Was this the brand Superman smoked?😁
Op Was Gifted A Candle Containing Minerals Which Produce Toxic Gas When Heated
This is what happens when people get into the crystal/mineral kick without actually knowing anything about them.
Load More Replies...BP authors, smart as they tend to be, omitted the second (interesting/informing) half of this post. op-was-gif...269991.jpg
Illegal I recall when we were told not to buy cheap candles as they were made in China and they had put lead in the wicks. You could see it as well woven through the wick to ensure it burned well. I think they were banned from importing soon after being discovered. I had some that I cut up and disposed of.
They put the lead in to keep the wick upright. Every so often a tiny molten metallic bead would appear at the end of the wick and drop off into the wax. It was kind of pretty.
Load More Replies...My Cousin Borrowed My Stepdad’s Car And Brought It Back Like This
Honestly amazing. How is the steel wheel untouched? The car must be an ultralight.
Looks like the tyre must have bunched around and under the rim, such that it was between the rim and the road surface. There is actually some damage visible, but it's clearly not been driven very far since the tyre finally broke free, otherwise there would be lots of damage to the bodywork as well as the wheel (which is alloy, BTW, not steel).
Load More Replies...I'm no mechanic, but I am pretty sure tires are supposed to have treads.
Was Posted In A Facebook Group Asking What Type (They Saved They Spider From Drowning)
I think this is a brown recluse spider? If so, its bite releases a necrotising toxin which will ulcerate the wound site, destroy the surrounding tissue and, if left untreated, require excision or amputation. It can also produce a systemic reaction which could destroy red blood cells and cause organ failure. Nasty little bugger.
Yes, I agree Brown Recluse, a.k.a. Fiddleback. You can just make out the "violin" shaped marking on the top of the thorax in this photo. Also, a very small spider as revealed by size in proportional scale to the human hand; typical Brown Recluse size. Very long slender legs are also a potential identifier.
Load More Replies...Nope! I would rather pull my spleen out through my nose than pick up a spider, venomous or not.
Not a brown recluse - they have shorter, thicker legs. This is probably a cellar spider or other member of the Pholcidae. Their main defense is gyrating rapidly if their web is touched. They do have weak venom, but vey short fangs.
I always use a glass and piece of paper when liberating spiders from my house (in The UK)... I don't want either of us to suffer harmful consequences.
Probably knew it was being saved and didn't bite. They only bite if threatened or scared.
“It Was In Fact Not Chill”: Guy Touches Large Group Of Glaucus Atlanticus
Blue dragon. It's a type of sea slug. VERY venomous.
Load More Replies...One sting from this little guy can lead to nausea, pain, vomiting, acute allergic contact dermatitis, and post-inflammatory hyperpigmentation.
̶W̶e̶l̶l̶,̶ ̶w̶h̶a̶t̶ ̶a̶ ̶g̶o̶o̶d̶ ̶t̶h̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶y̶ ̶d̶o̶n̶'̶t̶ ̶s̶t̶i̶n̶g̶. Well, I read a bit more. They don't produce their toxins themselves, but apparently can still actively use them, and they *do* sting when picked up.
Load More Replies...Sea slugs, commonly known as blue sea dragons. They eat Portuguese man-of-war jellyfish
Actually, up close they are really pretty, don't touch anything pretty you gonna die! Touch something harmless like the gentle horned toad all they can do is squirt blood out of their eyes if they feel threatened. regal_horn...32e018.jpg
One sting from this little guy can lead to nausea, pain, vomiting, acute allergic contact dermatitis, and post-inflammatory hyperpigmentation. Should you ever come in contact with one, look, admire, be appropriately awed, but do not touch!
Some seem to think they are immune to dangerous poisons from critters
Found In A Hospital In California
Building collapses are a problem in China where everything is done by bribing inspectors to look the other way. Bribing corruption is an integral part of Chinese culture. You want your kid to sit in the front of the class so he can see the blackboard? You have to bribe the teacher. When we adopted our daughter from China we were instructed to bring new $20 bills. The bills were put in red envelopes and given to the government bureaucrats who were processing the adoption papers. That was so we could get out of the country within two weeks. Without the bribes, the paperwork would have taken months to get processed.
Load More Replies...So they know the building is unsafe, and their solution is: Put up a sign to say it's unsafe, and keep using it anyway.
Corporate attitude: we've been transparent and told our users that the building isn't safe, so if they decide to come in regardless, that shows that they accept the risk, and safety becomes their own personal responsibility.
Load More Replies...El Centro Regional Medical Center Facility No. 10190. https://hcai.ca.gov/wp-content/uploads/2025/08/10190f.pdf
This is the same at my local hospital in California, the company I work for.
Lovely. Just the thing to help you get well quicker so you can get tf out of there.
My Mom Made A Blanket For Her Pot
My dad decided to use a pot holder as a lid when making vegetables. It was a gas stove and caught fire, but luckily he was right there and could put it out quick.
Load More Replies...Does your mother use it whilst the cooker is on? Or off, to keep food warm for whomever arrives home later from work etc .that could be her thinking , as only mums do
I think it may gmb the second option. She uses the "blanket" like a tea cozy, to keep for warm for a while if somebody is going to be late for dinner.
Load More Replies...What is the purpose of putting a saucepan in a bag?
Load More Replies...Besides the fire risk, there's the food safety risk, as keeping food warm within a short period of time is safe, but then should immediately be cooled and refrigerated to be under 40F. You can get food po1son1ng very easily, it may not k1ll you, but you will spend too much time on the toilet regretting your choices
My Roommate Left A Teflon Pan With Only Olive Oil On The Burner For An Hour And It Turned Blue
Teflon should not be on cooking items. It was originally a great idea but we now know the dangers. Using it in other instances, such as 3-d printer tubes, is fine as long as you accept putting a non-degradable substance in a landfill eventually.
Care to explain why? Unless you overheat your pan to like 400°C, this stuff does exactly... nothing, as it is supposed to.
Load More Replies...I recently got rid of all my Teflon pans and switched to carbon and stainless ones. When used properly they better than any non stick pan ive ever used.
Someone got the bright idea of adding it to motor oil. The Teflon would later detach from the metal and clog the oil passages thereby locking up the motor. The product had a 50000 mile guarantee. One guess how long it took the Teflon to separate? If you said just over 50000 miles, give yourself a cookie.
World's Luckiest Man And World's Chillest Coral
I can never remember the poem so I don't F with anything with those colors.
Load More Replies...What’s with it with idiots and snakes. Halfway through this page and I’ve seen a copperhead, a water moccasin, and now this. Is there a king cobra picture I haven’t gotten to yet?
The venom is the most potent of ANY snake BUT, they do not possess fangs and do not envenomate in the typical manner of other venomous snakes. This is a sea snake, and uses its venom to k**l its prey by "chewing" rather than biting.
Luckily the fangs and mouth are usually too small to actually bite a human (unless it finds sone sagging or thin skin-like between your thumb and first finger). But stull dumb.
This Tea Is Made With A Toxic Plant That Can K**l You And It’s Being Sold On Tik Tok
Or make them drink their own "healing tea"
Load More Replies...Honestly, I wouldn’t have known it was poisonous had I not watched Breaking Bad. On a related note, turns out m**h isn’t a great idea either.
Wanna add some oleander to that too...sweet jesus these people are stupid.
Supposedly it is sold small very small quantities won't k**l and advertised to heal UTIs. I still would not recommend.
Only a complete idiot would do this for any reason. The only thing that will cure a UTI is an antibiotic. The stuff you can get in the d**g store might help a little but will NOT cure it. I worked in a Urology office for 6 years.
Load More Replies...All natural is well and good, just remember that most things natural are poisonous to a degree. Plants don't want to be eaten in most cases.
Is This Raccoon Rabid?. I Had To Move It And I Got Bit And Bled
And accept the Internet’s collective advice. In this case, googling your symptoms and finding that you have 14 different things going on that will k**l you isn’t far off.
Load More Replies...So I remember this thread happening. The raccoon was in a park full of young kids, and the OP tried calling the police who said they weren't gonna do anything, and animal control was closed. So he moved it to save the kids, and got bitten in the process. He DID go to the hospital and get the rabies vaccine. The raccoon was euthanized and tested positive for rabies. So yes, stupid, but he did get the vaccines without much prompting and did it to try and save kids after the proper authorities refused to do anything.
It's either rabid or possessed by a demon... coin toss as to which one.
Hi, I'm A Dummy Who Handled An American Dagger Moth Without Knowing It Was Dangerous Lololol
Those things are a NIGHTMARE. I had one fall out of a tree and go down the back of my t-shirt. That was the most miserable summer I can remember.
*puts away favorite Carebear plushie, while mocking in silence*
Load More Replies...Don't touch the hairy caterpillars. Some are fine, most are not. In fact, don't touch wild animals. Just leave them alone.
This is a caterpillar and from what I saw the hairs would cause a rash, sometimes a bad rash.
They look like my fingernails did when I was biting them chronically. So OP is probably a nailbiter.
Load More Replies...Here's Me In The Neighborhood Pothole
Just spat my toothpaste everywhere laughing. Thanks, Wubi!! 😆
Load More Replies...When my uncle was a kid, he played with matches in a drainage pipe. The fire caused methane in the pipe to explode. He got second- and third degree burns. Rotting garbage gives off methane.
That's what a pothead looks like. Next blow themselves up in no time.
Eat First, Ask Questions Later
In France you can take your mushrooms into the local pharmacy and they will check them out for you. We have a lot of people here gathering mushrooms.
Have zero interest in wild mushrooms. "This one is tasty but that one will k**l a regiment. You can tell them apart because the bad one glows orange under a full moon that falls on a yesterday"
For anyone interested, the beef wellington biatch got life, non-parole period of 33 years. Still think they could have done better (especially given the man that survived really only survived out of luck... can't say it's 'good luck' necessarily because he has to go on without his wife and close friends), but she'll be 82 by the time she's eligible for parole.
And they fed it to their kid!? "The False Parasol (Chlorophyllum molybdites) is a large, poisonous mushroom found in grassy areas like lawns and parks across North America, known for causing severe gastrointestinal distress in humans and animals. It is characterized by its large size, white to tan cap with scales, and green gills that turn green with maturity, which is a key identifier. It is often mistaken for edible mushrooms and should never be consumed.
Those look like dead slugs. 😫 Also, 2 people in Thailand just died a few days ago after eating some poisonous mushrooms.
It says "ingested" and looks as though it was ingested, so I'm going to guess "after they were eaten".
Load More Replies...Saw This On The Subway And Immediately Thought Of This Sub LOL. Can’t Escape The Lead Paint Glasses
Oh my god, I recognize the Garfield ones on the far right because my family OWNS them and has had them for decades XD I think my sister's friend still occasionally drinks coffee out of them. I.. should probably go over there tomorrow and see XD
We had the garfield ones, too. Then again, I grew up drinking water that was horribly contaminated by a nearby Motorola plant, so the lead paint was probably the least of my worries. 😂
Load More Replies...I really don't believe that would cause a health risk. A lot of accidental ingestion of lead due to paint in homes is from the dust crated by lead paint mainly on walls, ceilings, etc. You ingest the particles.
And a lot is from children eating peeling lead paint chips.
Load More Replies...I Work At A Greenhouse, This Is Growing In The Courtyard. Employees Debated On Whether To Keep The Pretty Flowers Or Chop It Down...it Took Me 3 Seconds To Go, That's Deadly
It's fine as long as you don't eat it. is that so hard, Kevin? Is it?
I dunno -- that looks a lot like Queen Anne's Lace, a very common weed.
It does resemble QAL a bit, but this is actually hemlock.
Load More Replies...See how the florets are more spread apart? That’s how you can tell it’s hemlock and not wild carrot/queen Anne’s lace
I literally ate one of those and went to the hospital and was in a come for three days
If I remember correctly, hemlock is super invasive too. Yet another reason to remove it.
Climbed My First FM Tower Last Night
Humans should stay away from any high output radio transmission. It isn't ionizing radiation but close up with large powers can heat you up like a tasty meat pie. When official maintenance crews have to get up there if they can't be powered down they still have a lower output maintenance mode. Someone who did this job told me they can feel the thing switch back to full power if they are still up there and they usually call it quits at that point but it doesn't happen often.
It's enough you have to jump off of the last bit and not climb down.
Load More Replies...No; merely being on the tower is not dangerous (modulo the fall hazard). The cooking hazard comes from touching the tower and the ground simultaneously.
Load More Replies...Should make climbing the big Hydro towers easy!!! Don't forget to use a metal safety line.
I could not figure out what I was looking at in the picture at first. Pretty sure my brain was just trying to get me to skip ahead before the anxiety hit.
Parents With Toddler Move In, Deliberately Plant Datura
Datura is a genus of nine species of highly poisonous, vespertine-flowering plants belonging to the nightshade family. They are commonly known as thornapples or jimsonweeds, but are also known as devil's trumpets or mad apple. Other English common names include moonflower, devil's weed, and hell's bells.
More commonly known as jimsonweed - a member of the deadly nightshade family and highly toxic.
Time to call CPS and give them the number for poison control.
CPS is extreme. But i'd point out that it's a poisonous plant if ingested, and to keep the kid away from it.
Load More Replies...Didn't know anyone grew it on purpose it was always growing as a weed near where I grew up and yes I knew it was toxic.
There was a little bakery in Artesia, NM that had a MASSIVE Jimsonweed in front of their building! It got bigger every year, too. I haven't been back to Artesia in several years, so I don't know if it's still there. You know, it seems like a bad idea to have a massive poisonous plant right in front of your "food making business' but, what do I know? o.O
Yeah, I've got these growing around our farmland. I pluck them out when they're still small (w gloves) and toss em
And people for real use this stuff to get high. But apparently that is a very bad idea because it only gives you a bad trip. I wonder why?
Op Drank Mine Water
Darwin Diamond Award. Should be throw off all social sites for encouraging others.
Might be a case of choosing the lesser evil. If they run out of water, which is more dangerous, drinking the mine water or getting dehudrated? It's moronic either way, especially if they choose not to evacuate themselves.
You can go 3 days without water. I'd max that out before drinking any water that does not come from my tap
Load More Replies...Thing is, thirst can k**l you. NEVER go there without MORE THAN sufficient supply of fresh, safe, clean water. Most people have no means and no clues about what water underground is safe, dangerous or harmful up to deadly. Can go well, but doesn't need to. Unnecessary risk I see no benefit in.
Absolutely a bad idea BUT...when I was homeless, we got water from a spring that came up from a mine. Best water I've ever had.
Shook Off A Blanket Outdoors And This Big Girl Fell Out. Oops!
Next on the list: Spider goes SQUISH! I hate Black Widow spiders with the heat of a thousand Suns, I nearly lost my son to a bite from one of these biatches when he was three and a half! And yes, he has Arachnophobia to this day, you would too if a Black Widow bit you on the tongue and you nearly died! I gleefully tor.ture and mur.der every Black Widow I see. GLEEFULLY!
Tourists In Russia Find An Old Underwater Mine And Drag It Ashore
We have a reality show called Bondi Rescue. About our Aussie Lifeguards on Bondi Beach. One episode had a old mine get washed up. So they went and immediately cordened off the area. Putting warning cones a couple of meters around it. When they got thru to the Bomb disposal squad they yelled back - Cordon of 20 METERS NOW!!
Remember the Daniel Craig movie, little girl standing on a big sea mine, 'look what i found, it;s mine'. Granny goes, 'it's a mine'. Little girl goes, 'it's mine'. Granny goes, 'it's a mine'. KABOOM.
Was Cleaning My MIL's Basement When I Came Across This
These brushes (used to clean dust off of camera lenses and vinyl LP records) have a small amount of radioactive polonium behind the metal grill at the top. They emit a low level of alpha-particle radiation as the polonium decays, which ionizes the air and allows static electricity to drain away. Alphas have very low penetrating power... they travel only a few inches in air and can be stopped by something as thin as a piece of paper. Polonium can be dangerous if swallowed (hence the"do not touch" warning). These brushes have a very limited useful lifetime because the polonium has a half-life of less than six months. They have to be replaced every couple of years even if they aren't used. This one was made in 1970. 50 years, more than 100 half-lives... there's less than a trillionth of the original polonium left. It's less radioactive than a banana ("for scale" - bananas contain potassium, and potassium-40 is mildly radioactive).
The Staticmaster 3C500 Ionizing Cartridge is a self-powered static eliminator with a small profile, making it an ideal solution for in-balance ionization. Still sold. I have done so much Google searching on these poorly presented post.
The same. I have spent a lot of time doing research on what I am seeing
Load More Replies...My Brothers BBQ Grill (Look Closely)
My bro asked me to flip burgers at his house for his birthday party. He mentioned to “watch out for the little metal bits” as he had “already eaten a few and had to spit them out”.
I remember reading about a guy who swallowed a stray wire from a grill brush. The wire pierced his aorta through his esophagus. Unfortunately, he did not survive.
Looks like time for the annual cleaning - once a year, whether it needs it or not!
The metal grates are flaking off I think the coating on the grill grates isn’t there on some spots
Load More Replies...The Dryer Filter In The Place I Will Move In. I Am Scared Of Touching Anything Here Now
Daughter remarked her clothes, in her death trap student housing, were not getting dry. Some genius decided to route the dryer vent up 5' off the floor. Her lint trap was clean, but I removed a LOG of lint from the vent hose, and the vent outside was plugged too. "Thanks Dad", "yup!"
I Was Chosen By A Baby Bat This Morning
May I remind everyone of the title of this list? "'Anything is edible once': 92 people who came close to death and didn't even realize it". How the fսck does THIS fit the topic? Or did the BP author simply forget once again what list they're cobbling together, because it's all about quantity instead of quality? I might be on a lead there, don't ya think?
In San Diego there was a bat who landed on someone's shirt during a mud rally in the daytime: he removed his shirt very quickly then a bystander picked up the bundle and turned it over to the authorities. The bat ended up having Rabies and they had to put out Facebook and such notices to find the original shirtbat guy in order to start him on shots. The bat has short sharp teeth and you can be bit and not know it.
oh, and they did get to him in time btw
Load More Replies...Oh I don't know...maybe because bats are a known carrier of rabies?
It's a small one, which means it's insectivorous and as long as the person doesn't get bitten they'll be okay. Bat rescuers are always vaccinated so they can handle bats more carefully without gloves as many species are endangered.
You can't always tell you've been bitten or scratched. The tiniest nick is enough for rabies transmission.
Load More Replies...The reason you're told not to touch bats is because if you handle one and then take it to a rescue, they will k**l it to make sure it doesn't have rabies. That's what a humane society worker told me anyway.
Handrail With Gaps And Sharp Edges
Apparently "No Smoking" Is Too Hard To Read
Shouldn't have covered the face. It would have been helpful in identifying the remains.
Oh, that is the actual face. Obviously a real s******d.
Load More Replies...How to find out there is a leaking tank or lost known picture of Buckly from King of the Hill.
Girlfriend Complained That Her Car Was Shaking When She Went Above 40 Mph
Guy Holds Raw Uranium Ore With His Bare Hands
Raw Uranium ore isn't that dangerous unless you eat it. Dude would be OK as long as he washed his hands after touching it. It's mostly alpha radiation that can't make it through your skin.
Darwin award winner. If an old guy ever tells you to not take it out of its container - DON'T TAKE IT OUT OF ITS CONTAINER!
There's a former uranium mine in Hungary, which now operates as a mining museum. Visitors can see and touch yellowish stripes on the walls of the mine shafts; these stripes are uranium.
I want to show it to my friend. It will be ok to put it in my pant’s pocket while I drive over.
You can actually go to mines rockhounding and collect this stuff. A lot of it fluoresces beautifully under UV light. There are FB pages that sell this. It's only dangerous if you ingest it. The last mine that I rock hounded at that has uranium and other radioactive ores actually sold t-shirts that said "don't lick your fingers!"
Who buys $500 of random unidentified rocks of what appears to be some random old dude? No reason given or intention sor the rocks.
The Worst Part Of This Was Half The People In The Group Kept Saying That Snake Is A Hognose. It Is Not, That Is A Western Diamondback Rattlesnake
At least it's a small one - so it probably won't k!ll him. It will just hurt a LOT.
Size DOES NOT matter when snake venom is involved.
Load More Replies...Old A A Ron there didn't switch his brain on that morning! Here in New Mexico, we call those Coontail Rattlesnakes because of the black and white stripes on the end their tail right up against their rattles. This one looks to have just the 'button', which is the first rattle segment they grow, it's possible they may have a second segment. (I can't see fine details in this photo) A new segment is added to the rattle each time the snake sheds its skin.
Oh My God
This is where the outside power gets split into inside power. See the burn marks on the wall? Touching this would be like touching a downed power cable.
Thank you, at first glance thought those were shadows and not burn marks.
Load More Replies...Why? He's a maintenance guy, not an electrician
Load More Replies...Man Traps Asian Hornet
That thing looks big enough to lift the cup up and fly after you.
Load More Replies...The first two nests have been found in Ireland in the last couple of weeks, we're on alert to report any sightings because if they get established they'll decimate our bees and other pollinators.
Need Help Identifying These Bites. Friend Just Came Back From Croatia With 20 Sores. Or Are They Not Bites??
In case you’re curious like me: Visceral leishmaniasis (VL), also known as kala-azar, is fatal if left untreated in over 95% of cases. It is characterized by irregular bouts of fever, weight loss, enlargement of the spleen and liver, and anaemia. Most cases occur in Brazil, east Africa and India. An estimated 50 000 to 90 000 new cases of VL occur worldwide annually, with only 25–45% reported to WHO. It has outbreak and mortality potential.
More likely, as it is in the beginning stages, probably CL or Cutaneous Leishmaniasis (affecting the skin) VL stands for Visceral Leishmaniasis, a serious parasitic disease caused by the Leishmania parasite and spread by the bite of infected female sandflies. It primarily affects internal organs (like the spleen, liver, and bone marrow), not just the skin. Here’s a breakdown: Types of Leishmaniasis •Cutaneous Leishmaniasis (CL): •Most common form. •Causes skin sores that can look like ulcers or crater-like wounds. •Often start as red bumps at the bite site, then enlarge and break down.
Load More Replies...Banded Sea Krait - Middle Of Nowhere Fiji - Uneducated Me - 2012
Yep. Pandas, sea snakes in general have more toxic venom than land snakes because fish can swim away really quite fast. The snake needs it's prey to dïe very quickly, hence very nasty venom. On the up side, sea snakes are quite docile and some have such small fangs and mouths that they can't actually bite a person. Fishermen often handle sea snakes to remove them from netting. Also, many sea snakes have no common name, only a Latin scientific name as they are not seen widely enough to warrant one. The banded sea krait however is dangerous. Kraits are distantly related to Cobras.
Load More Replies...Stain Remover With A Side Of Mustard Gas! As Seen On The Inside Of My Washer Door
Unfortunate lab accident, but I was in the hospital briefly after inhaling mustard gas. Makes a great party trivia question when my entry is who was exposed to a WW1 poison gas?
Inhaling any amount of actual mustard gas would not result in a "brief" hospital stay. It would result in a brief visit to a morgue after it blistered and melted the insides of your nose, throat, esophagus and lungs.
Load More Replies...Colour-safe bleach is not chlorine, just peroxide. Will not produce mustard gas. Still, don't mix cleaning products!
Many people will just reach for the regular bleach.
Load More Replies...Ammonia and chlorine, when combined, do not create mustard gas. Creates a dangerous gas, but not anything like mustard gas. Chlorine gas is a pulmonary agent. Mustard gas is a blistering agent. Non lethal chlorine gas cases result in hospital stays of a few days. Non lethal mustard gas cases result in hospital stays of many months, but due to it's potency mustard gas exposure is often fatal. Not that this post's example would do anything harmful, regardless, since it doesn't contain chlorine.
For those who don't know chemistry, Color-Safe bleach, doesn't use chlorine as its bleaching agent. It uses oxygen and hydrogen peroxide. Mixing ammonia with it, creates a mild acid which smells bad, but will not create "mustard gas" as the OP thinks. The acid it creates is widely used in food processing, healthcare, and for disinfecting medical instruments.
Not mustard gas. It specifically says "color safe bleach" that mean hydrogen peroxide. More dangerous, as it's not only dangerous to inhale, but can explode.
Color-safe bleach is not chlorine bleach. Not sure what it would do, but not mustard gas.
This Is What My Manager Considers Acceptable For Our Fryers
That’s a McDonalds at breakfast. The HBR stands for hash browns
Load More Replies...It’s All Fun And Games Until It’s Not
Nope. That's a pipistrelle from the UK. We are a rabies free country and that is a sweet little bat.
Load More Replies...Wwe have similar ones here, and they're freakin' ADORABLE. I've rescued several over the years. But, no rabies here.
My brother's ex SAW a bat in a cabin, and immediately ran the family down to get rabies shots. 😂
This Lad Is Going To Introduce A New Prion Disease To Humanity
Nicotine packet intended to be placed in the mouth, between the gums and the cheek, so the nicotine can be absorbed directly by the mucous membranes in the mouth. Soaking something like that in raw deer blood obviously means you'll be exposing your body and bloodstream to every single toxin, bacteria, virus, prion, and parasite in that animal's blood. And since Chronic Wasting Disease is RAMPANT in deer right now, this person could be exposing themselves to a prion disease (like Mad Cow Disease, basically.) But the more immediate higher risks are probably nasty bacteria in the deer blood.
Load More Replies...Adrenochrome isn't really "A thing" unless you are a flat earth MAGAt type!!!
So this is how zombies will get created, there's that zombie deer parasite, can't imagine that will taste good...
u killed a deer just for the heeck of it, soaked that thing in its blood..i hope cwd and every other deadly bacteria is now free flowing in your bloodstream to k**l u soon
That's just a bit harsh, rein it in just a little dude. He most likely killed the deer for meat. I don't know where all his other b******t came from.
Load More Replies...This Costco Blocks All Its Emergency Exits
Fire violation. It should be closed done immediately after a safety inspection.
a quick phone call to the local fire marshal and maybe a local news outlet should fix this
Load More Replies...People don't realize how seriously Fire Marshalls take this sort of thing or the power they hold. They can immediately close the business if they choose. They'd rather you call and they find nothing than not call and have people d¡e.
Perspective is an interesting thing here. I've seen another view of this, and it turns out there's a five foot wide path on the other side of those hedges, which allows for egress none the less. Meaning this still meets fire code, as there are other directions of escape.
What Happens To Potatoes After A Year In The Cellar
Was wondering why this was bad. Looked up solanine. Thank you for the explanation.
Load More Replies...Deadly...and Delicious
I Totally Forgot I Still Had These Lithium Batteries. They're Still Charged. Tomorrow I'm Going To Safely Dispose Of Them With A Hammer And A Couple Of Nails
dude, i will pay fcking money to see that ! (from orbit)
Load More Replies...This happened to the batteries for my first mobility scooter. We tried to charge the batteries but they couldn’t hold a charge at all. When my dad opened the battery cover he found them completely swollen, he took them to be safely disposed of and we got new batteries including a backup set.
This Particular Way Of Frying Chicken
They are deep frying, in just tin foil. Stupid and dangerous to anyone close.
Load More Replies...Okay take the title away all I see is a serving tin with some item in it being heated. Done over steno cups all the time all over the place, stoves have better temp control. The pictures are normally poor on BP but this is just a blur.
Thats because they're "deep frying" chicken in a thin serving tin
Load More Replies...A Shelf Full Of Enough Lead Paint To K**l 4 People
How dare you come up with facts against the populistic fearmongering? /s
Load More Replies...Honestly, they're still safe to drink from. The lead paint, is on the exteiror of the glass. It's also rather difficult to get lead into your system from just coming in contact with it, or running your lips over it. Heck, even licking that, isn't going to give you more than a few micro grams of lead in your system. You'd have to scape the paint off of several thousand of these, and then eat that paint all in one go, to get a measurable dangerous dose.
Why, because the lead paint is going to leap out and attack viewers?
Magnesium Shavings On Fire From Welding Sparks…
Black Creepy Thing In My House
That won't help. This stuff has grown way into the walls, deeper than any mould killer will penetrate.
Load More Replies...Bomb I Found
6 Mile Biking Commute Across Town With This Little One Strapped To My Back!
J*****s. Put your baby in a proper bike seat. That helmet will not stop them being crushed if you land on them. I've come off a bike over the handlebars, landed on my back, and killed the laptop in my backpack. A small child could easily have their ribs break and puncture their heart and lungs.
Kids' bike seats aren't safety seats, so it isn't any safer to bike with kid on the back rack seat. At least they got helmets on!
A good bike seat for kids has a back taller or as tall as the head of the child, a rigid plastic back, armrests that are one with the back and provide protection for the hips/stomach and the legs are usually protected on 3 sides. In addition the child is held into the seat with a 3- or 5-point safety belt. Do you really think the kid on his back is safer???
Load More Replies...I Didn't Realize We Had Hallucinogenic Toads And Picked Up This Sonoran Desert Toad I Found. Didn't Get Juiced Tho
I knew what that picture would be before I clocked on it.
Load More Replies...Dialysis Venous Chamber Missing A Filter That Prevents Blood Clots From Entering Patient’s Blood Stream Causing Stroke Or Heart Attack
Are the personnel supposed to assemble it, or should the chamber come with the filter?
Chamber should already have a filter. Defective from the manufacturer I assume.
Load More Replies...Testing Chlorine Levels In The Pool. Hibiscus Tea Was The Wrong Choice
Why are the pool chemicals being tested in a drinking cup?! There are kits for testing, with separate clean plastic chambers for testing each component, without fear of contamination from a paper or carton drinking cup.
Friendly Little Dude I Caught Today
Red on black: friend of Jack. Red on yellow: k i l l a fellow. Coral snake. Venomous.
My Grandmother's Cooking Spoon From The 50’s
I just see a well worn enameled spoon. What is the problem here or what am I missing?
What Could Go Wrong?
I mean, this is how we boiled crawfish in the restaurant I worked at years ago and was pretty much the most common set up
Window Cracks At 38,000 Ft
It's the internal window. There are two layers. The external window is the important one. (Ex cabin crew, it was something we needed to check these things).
Considering the extra weight that having windows on airliners (and the extra fuel consumed because of it) I'm wondering when they're going to figure out that cameras with window-shaped screens are a better option.
It's only the inside, non-pressurised, plastic layer that's c*****d. It's only there to help with insulation and avoid condensation. There's usually a small hole visible in them, so you can tell they're not critical.
The the small hole is in inner thinner glass one to allow pressure balance. The outer one is very thick glass. This does not look like plastic c*****d, it looks like tempered glass c*****d.
Load More Replies...Pulled From Facebook
I had to click the link below because I didn’t know the danger of this. Basically it’s a risk of creating botulism. “USDA does not recommend adding noodles, other pastas, rice, flour, cream, milk or other thickening agents to home canned soups [...] adding these items slows the penetration of heat into the jars of soup; thus, heating of the soup in the jars may be insufficient to k**l spores of Clostridium botulinum, the bacteria that causes deadly botulism.”
For those wondering, canning requires specific ingredients to make sure it doesn't get the botulism bacteria. You have to have it at a specific acid levels or use pressure canning instead of water boiling method. Pasta and meat aren't acidic enough so you have to add lime or lemon juice or citric acid. My family use to make homemade zucchini salsa and jar them using a water bath but we also have a pressure canner for other things.
***For those that are not familiar with pressure canning or water bath methods of preserving food, do some reading on it--with the way inflation is hitting us all, you might seriously consider it as a viable means of surviving outrageous food costs. BUT, you also need to do some reading on the government's involvement--like when was the last time they did any testing and updating of their home canning studies. They were real big on pushing the home-canning agenda back during the WW's when they were rationing food for our soldiers--encouraging everyone to grow their gardens and preserve the food. That may have been the last time they actually did any research/testing on the processes...why aren't they promoting it now, when prices are out of control and so many are going hungry? While you're at it, do some reading on food-preserving in other countries, like the UK. You might be surprised in what you find.
Not airtight unless they have specialist equipment. Will ferment without being treated by boiling at the least. They only had to freeze it in bags instead.
Load More Replies...Don't see any obvious mistakes here. The lids are looking good. Are there ingrediensts that you aren't supposed to can?
Canning things that are higher than about 4.6 on the PH scale, combined with a low oxygen environment like canning can be a good environment for botulism to thrive. So just because the seal is still good might not mean it's safe. In this case adding low acid meat and low acid pasta might dilute any acid from the tomatoes in spaghetti sauce. You avoid this by having a lower PH or by doing a proper pressure canning. Botulism spores are killed at about 115C held for only a few minutes but you have to know how long to let the containers heat up for to reach that internally. BTW, putting raw veggies like garlic in oil at room temp also provides an ideal environment for the bacterium to thrive.
Load More Replies...Found In The Florida Everglades
Stinging Rose Caterpillar. Gives a sting similar to a stinging nettle.
Load More Replies...Why Would You Keep This In Your Yard LOL
It's giant hogweed and if it comes in contact with skin can cause inflammation and respiratory distress. (I clicked on 'blazedraw' to learn that.)
Load More Replies...Just A Nonhemolytic Gpr From A Thumb Print... I Think I'll Just Skip The Tube Catalase And Motility
It bothers me that I recognized so few of these. I'm just going to not touch anything in nature ever again.
I will go for a walk. I have seen enough spiders and snakes today. I am so glad I live in a place, where there is no chance for encountering with any of those.
What's the deal with all the people grabbing wild animals!?!? Even if they're completely harmless you should... LEAVE THEM ALONE !! I'll never understand the drive to fiddle wildlife
The most dangerous thing in my area isn't even on this list. Me. It's me. I can choke on air, trip over a piece of hair, and have nearly knocked myself unconsious on the refrigerator door.
As an Aussie, I leave spiders and snakes well alone. Except redback spiders; I splat them with a shoe.
These scared me! Well done. Lots of things I went and looked up.
My weakness is animals. I can recognize them, but I want to pick up/ play with any animal I see
It bothers me that I recognized so few of these. I'm just going to not touch anything in nature ever again.
I will go for a walk. I have seen enough spiders and snakes today. I am so glad I live in a place, where there is no chance for encountering with any of those.
What's the deal with all the people grabbing wild animals!?!? Even if they're completely harmless you should... LEAVE THEM ALONE !! I'll never understand the drive to fiddle wildlife
The most dangerous thing in my area isn't even on this list. Me. It's me. I can choke on air, trip over a piece of hair, and have nearly knocked myself unconsious on the refrigerator door.
As an Aussie, I leave spiders and snakes well alone. Except redback spiders; I splat them with a shoe.
These scared me! Well done. Lots of things I went and looked up.
My weakness is animals. I can recognize them, but I want to pick up/ play with any animal I see
