Business names are a face to the world. A careless spelling error is a ketchup stain on your collar; typeface kerning that changes a phrase's meaning is like buttoning your shirt wrong. Also, a bland name like 'The Okayest Bar,' 'This Is Where You Buy Food' or 'We Make You Hair Shorter' is not going to cut it in these days' consumerist environment, where small businesses have to go beyond the limits of creativity to get noticed. So sometimes, you just have to wear a bowtie and a clown-nose, as these hilarious and unusual names of stores and shops prove!

Some people will claim that these funny shop names are a mistake. Nay! They are examples of the wittiest wits that the internet and business world has to offer as to creative names. Which one is the funniest? Vote below for the best puns, or if you have any photos of punny store signage, share them with the rest of us!

#1

Bread Pitt

Bread Pitt

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DesireeLoewens
Community Member
5 years ago

If I saw that I'd be running in there ;)

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#2

Windows On 14th Street

Windows On 14th Street

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Cloudy@noon
Community Member
5 years ago

such adventure lol

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#3

Marketing 10/10

Marketing 10/10

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DariaB
Community Member
5 years ago

I saw Lord of the Grills in Croatia, in Istria.

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#4

Life Of Pie

Life Of Pie

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PriyankaJatan
Community Member
5 years ago

Ha! These puns are cool!!!

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#5

The Little Restaurant That Never Grew Up

The Little Restaurant That Never Grew Up

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StevendeJong
Community Member
5 years ago

These guys have delicious stuff. It's a pita pity they're only in Greece.

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#6

Harry Potter's Favorite Place In Town

Harry Potter's Favorite Place In Town

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DesireeLoewens
Community Member
5 years ago

Yasss!

#7

Fish And Chips Restaurant In England

Fish And Chips Restaurant In England

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OllieTaylor
Community Member
5 years ago

Also a fruitie

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#8

From Rock Music To Ironing

From Rock Music To Ironing

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LouWow
Community Member
5 years ago

Can I Press With Madness?

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#9

Where We're Going We Don't Need Rhododendrons

Where We're Going We Don't Need Rhododendrons

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BrandonWasHere
Community Member
5 years ago

I don't get it

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#10

Tequila Mockingbird

Tequila Mockingbird

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Damari Purnell
Community Member
3 weeks ago

So that's the new species...

#11

Quite A Dangerous One This, When You’re Line Of Work Most Likely Entails Dressing Up Mutton

Quite A Dangerous One This, When You’re Line Of Work Most Likely Entails Dressing Up Mutton

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AccioQueenFans
Community Member
3 weeks ago

love this

#12

Brace Yourselves

Brace Yourselves

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FrimpongPoku-Dankwa
Community Member
5 years ago

Hey there are a couple here in Accra

#13

I'll Have Mine Lightly Battered Please

I'll Have Mine Lightly Battered Please

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FrimpongPoku-Dankwa
Community Member
5 years ago

hahahhaaa this is dark!

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#14

They Tried To Make Me Go To Rehab But I Said No No No

They Tried To Make Me Go To Rehab But I Said No No No

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#15

A Now Closed Down Florist In Huntington, York

A Now Closed Down Florist In Huntington, York

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#16

Are You Pho Real?

Are You Pho Real?

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#17

I Would Like To Order Stairway To Leaven, Please

I Would Like To Order Stairway To Leaven, Please

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#18

Sew It Seams

Sew It Seams

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Barbara Reid
Community Member
6 months ago

This is my favourite!

#19

Seven Sea Of Riata

Seven Sea Of Riata

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AccioQueenFans
Community Member
3 weeks ago

UGH. I hate it when they spell his first name wrong. It annoys me so much.

#20

Welcome On Board!

Welcome On Board!

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#21

Denim Store

Denim Store

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Jayden Maloney
Community Member
3 weeks ago

so we not bout talk about step bros ghost in the cam

#22

This Barber In Truro Has The Force On His Side

This Barber In Truro Has The Force On His Side

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Thegreatcountryofverden
Community Member
3 years ago

He also has the high ground.

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#23

Looks Like Obama Got Into Fast-food

Looks Like Obama Got Into Fast-food

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genevieveoconnell
Community Member
5 years ago

Obama fried chicken

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#24

Kung Food

Kung Food

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#25

Dolce & Banana

Dolce & Banana

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JohnDoe
Community Member
5 years ago

Meanwhile in a world dominated by Minions...

#26

Absolutely Phobulous

Absolutely Phobulous

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JohnDoe
Community Member
5 years ago

this one is amozing!

#27

By The Way, Do You Feel Like Eating Ice Cream At The Buy The Way?

By The Way, Do You Feel Like Eating Ice Cream At The Buy The Way?

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DariaB
Community Member
5 years ago

I think I saw something similar in Korea.

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#28

He Was A Skater Boi, She Said See You Later I'm Off To Try To Break Dfs's Market Dominance

He Was A Skater Boi, She Said See You Later I'm Off To Try To Break Dfs's Market Dominance

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#29

Eye Carumba

Eye Carumba

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#30

What About Some

What About Some

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JiaRaynolds
Community Member
5 years ago

Yeah but they spelled specs wrong. Even though it's a joke, use the correct spelling.

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#31

Thorassic Park

Thorassic Park

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NehaJawale-Bhorge
Community Member
5 years ago

lol lol

#32

Found In Godalming

Found In Godalming

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#33

Planet Of Grapes

Planet Of Grapes

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#34

Wind-ow Yeah!

Wind-ow Yeah!

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AccioQueenFans
Community Member
3 weeks ago

LOL

#35

That Is A Place That Sells Spanish Doors

That Is A Place That Sells Spanish Doors

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#36

I Hope Your All Spending Valentine's Day With Your...

I Hope Your All Spending Valentine's Day With Your...

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Phillip Khan-Panni
Community Member
1 year ago

You're, not your!

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#37

For The Shave Of Your Life

For The Shave Of Your Life

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#38

Just Spotted Darth Vader's New Venture

Just Spotted Darth Vader's New Venture

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Jøsh Wicks
Community Member
1 year ago

I used to work here 🤣

#39

Take It Easy And Go To The Tech It Easy

Take It Easy And Go To The Tech It Easy

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#40

Dinner Dinner, Dinner Dinner, Dinner Dinner, Dinner Dinner

Dinner Dinner, Dinner Dinner, Dinner Dinner, Dinner Dinner

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ZulkarnainK.
Community Member
5 years ago

Quick! To the bapmobile!

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#41

Master Beef

Master Beef

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JeanedouardGustave
Community Member
5 years ago

Only in foreign countries loll

#42

Barber Streisand

Barber Streisand

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#43

It Certainly Wood

It Certainly Wood

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JeanedouardGustave
Community Member
5 years ago

Wouldn't it be lovely if we could spend all our lives looking those?? Loll

#44

Bamboleo, Bamboleo

Bamboleo, Bamboleo

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#45

They've Been In Stiff Competition With Their Rivals Mattple

They've Been In Stiff Competition With Their Rivals Mattple

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JeanedouardGustave
Community Member
5 years ago

Danm that's stealing

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#46

Fuckoffee, Drink Tea

Fuckoffee, Drink Tea

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#47

That’s Not Poor. Simple, Yes. But It’s Complete

That’s Not Poor. Simple, Yes. But It’s Complete

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#48

For You And Only You

For You And Only You

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#49

A New Donut Shop Opened Up In Town. My Friend Didn't Get Their Name At First

A New Donut Shop Opened Up In Town. My Friend Didn't Get Their Name At First

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JeanedouardGustave
Community Member
5 years ago

Loll

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#50

Das Wok

Das Wok

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#51

Pizza Huh

Pizza Huh

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JeanedouardGustave
Community Member
5 years ago

Omg what country is that?

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#52

Pour Boy

Pour Boy

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JohnDoe
Community Member
5 years ago

"I'm just a pour boy, i need no sympathy"

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#53

Even The Glitterati Of Monaco Like A Bit Of Punny Business

Even The Glitterati Of Monaco Like A Bit Of Punny Business

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Tom Wagner
Community Member
1 year ago (edited)

With all of those customers, they'll have to rope off the entrance and admit only small parties at a time. Maybe they should drop the "ass" from their burgers.

#54

A No Strings Attached Pun

A No Strings Attached Pun

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#55

Somehow I

Somehow I

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#56

Cash22

Cash22

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#57

You'll Like This One

You'll Like This One

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JohnDoe
Community Member
5 years ago

i see what you did there!

#58

Elvis Has Left The Building

Elvis Has Left The Building

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#59

For Great Expectations

For Great Expectations

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#60

Spotted Yesterday In Swindon

Spotted Yesterday In Swindon

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JeanedouardGustave
Community Member
5 years ago

Gosh

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#61

Cash In, Cash Out

Cash In, Cash Out

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#62

This Chip Shop At A Railway Station Near Warrington Is One Of My Favourites

This Chip Shop At A Railway Station Near Warrington Is One Of My Favourites

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#63

Diversifying In To New Sectors, I See

Diversifying In To New Sectors, I See

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JohnDoe
Community Member
5 years ago

i guess the next store will be named: Skype For Phones.

#64

Happy Dance After Fish And Chips In Fishcotheque

Happy Dance After Fish And Chips In Fishcotheque

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ZulkarnainK.
Community Member
5 years ago

Smells fishy.

#65

Hindenburger

Hindenburger

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ZulkarnainK.
Community Member
5 years ago

Oh the humanity!

#66

Literally

Literally

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#67

Portuguese Circus

Portuguese Circus

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#68

I'm Liking It!

I'm Liking It!

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#69

It's Not Subway, It's Shabuway

It's Not Subway, It's Shabuway

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#70

Best Steam In Town

Best Steam In Town

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#71

Sunbucks In Shanghai

Sunbucks In Shanghai

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#72

Mcdnoald's

Mcdnoald's

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#73

Classic In Blackpool

Classic In Blackpool

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#74

Well Well Well

Well Well Well

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#75

Ah, The Piece De Resistance!

Ah, The Piece De Resistance!

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#76

British Lbs.

British Lbs.

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#77

Sorry If Someone Posted It Already

Sorry If Someone Posted It Already

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#78

Lynn We Need More Toner

Lynn We Need More Toner

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#79

Fish And Chips

Fish And Chips

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#80

Woofs A Daisy

Woofs A Daisy

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