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I’m Charlie and I’m a gender-fluid person who is into women, who is also currently questioning if they are demiromantic or demisexual. I love skating, reading, drawing, writing, and listening to music. My favorite playlist is called Be gay do witchcraft/ good roadtrip music. I speak English, a little German, a little Dutch, a little Finnish, a little Spanish, and a little French. My favorite shows are stranger things, the owl house, Amphibia, the umbrella academy, gravity falls, Locke and key, fringe, arcane, and more. Some of my favorite movies are avengers endgame, ghostbusters, beetlejuice, Batman, and back to the future. I am definitely an insomniac :,). I have a gigantic dark sense of humor lol. I play dnd and watch Barbie while locked in a basement at 3 am with my friends. I’m against racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, ableism, xenophobia, and a ton more stuff so don’t do it. I’m also a pretty big nerd lol. Finally, my current pronouns are they/them, but that’ll change a lot so if just always use those cuz that’s the safest way to go lol btw I’m a major cat person

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That I haven’t been happy since he asked me for divorce a couple of years ago…. I was ready to follow through and last minute he backtracked, but he never said he was sorry, and I haven’t been able to fully come back from that…. I don’t think I love him the same since
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A few years ago one of our cats died after we had her for 14 years. We were all heartbroken and devastated by her loss. We noticed something was wrong on Thursday, took her to the vet on Friday, and she died late Sunday night. The night she died, I sent everyone to bed and I stayed up with her. She kept getting into the bathtub and lying down as opposed to a bed we had set up for her. Just before she died, she let out a horrible scream and went into convulsions. Then she just stopped breathing. I never told my spouse or kids about that last few moments. I just told them she just slipped away. I still want to cry every time I think about it. I will never tell them about that.
Pizzasaurus-Rex reply
I accidentally stepped barefoot into a boiling, maggot-infested raccoon corpse. It got stuck on my foot like a slipper and I tried to shake it off, something popped and got a spray of blood and s**t all over me. Then I puked on myself and stumbled home.
cory140 reply
I used to not eat and basically starve myself to feel hungry, just to feel.. something, and I had control over that aspect. Tough home life with being groomed by mom and s**t. No contact for a couple years, and never had any sort of connection or love or emotions for family, it's still hard to feel anything but I have an amazing fiance. 100% classic narcissism abuse.
BriarShine1920 reply
All day, every day, relapsing is all I can think about. I’ve been clean for 3 1/2 months but oh boy is it difficult. I crave the relapse. The ONLY reason I haven’t is because it would hurt my boyfriend to see me relapse.
skootch_ginalola reply
During my worst periods of dealing with bulimia, if I had no food on hand to binge and purge, I would steal lunches from people at work or pick things out of the trash. I was never caught.The shame, guilt, and disgust with myself was always there, but it took intensive counseling, medication, and working with a specialist on other issues to help me to stop.

Masked_Daisy reply
People in my personal life who find out I'm a professional domme, instantly feel free about telling me their darkest secrets.I know who's secretly gay, I know who's on steroids, I know who's kinky, I know who has erectile dysfunction, I know both men & women who were brutally sa'd as children, I even know someone who's k****d a guy (he wasn't boasting or bragging, he seemed really shook up about it. I might be the only one he's told)
So, my most disturbing secret is that I'm a trauma-sponge for absorbing everyone else's disturbing secrets.

Background_Decision2 reply
I can login to the jukebox at my local bar from my apartment. I often login from home and require it to play “what does the fox say” on repeat.
Spencetron reply
As a teen, I caught my parents' house on fire playing with pyrotechnics in the garage and then staged it to look like an electrical fire so i wouldn't get in trouble. I was regarded as the hero who put the fire out before it consumed the house (I was home alone at the time), but really, I was the cause. They had all of the electrical redone in the house as a precaution against another fire... I never came clean.
skrozokejpekara reply
I have a serious skin picking problem. I can just sit for hours straight in front of a mirror and inspect every pore on my face/chest/hands. It's gotten so bad that i have little scars all over my face. But i literally cant stop doing it.
horschdhorschd reply
I had put a hamburger on the seat of my son's baby stroller. My son was with my wife. Some guy walked by, looked down and without a beat said "Looks just like the father" and went on before I could call him an a*****e.
Wonderful_Might6693 reply
During a very quiet moment at church, in a service with both adults and children, a young child loudly asked his dad,”Does Spider-Man have a pen*s?!”😂😂😂😂😂.
Accurate_Western_346 reply
"Can't you see I'm blind?" "No because I'm blind too!" Two blind men before laughing their a**es off after bumping into each other.
PhysiologyIsPhun reply
Guy next to me at a urinal farted once and loudly says "sometimes when it rains it thunders". I stole it.
Extension-Concept-88 reply
A middle aged man in a phone call in a hospital cafeteria. “They did an autopsy on me and we’re waiting for results. I mean a BIOPSY! I’m not dead yet.”
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horschdhorschd reply
I had put a hamburger on the seat of my son's baby stroller. My son was with my wife. Some guy walked by, looked down and without a beat said "Looks just like the father" and went on before I could call him an a*****e.
Extension-Concept-88 reply
A middle aged man in a phone call in a hospital cafeteria. “They did an autopsy on me and we’re waiting for results. I mean a BIOPSY! I’m not dead yet.”
Wonderful_Might6693 reply
During a very quiet moment at church, in a service with both adults and children, a young child loudly asked his dad,”Does Spider-Man have a pen*s?!”😂😂😂😂😂.
PhysiologyIsPhun reply
Guy next to me at a urinal farted once and loudly says "sometimes when it rains it thunders". I stole it.
Accurate_Western_346 reply
"Can't you see I'm blind?" "No because I'm blind too!" Two blind men before laughing their a**es off after bumping into each other.
A Bit Terrifying, But I Had To Share This Insane Figure Of Barbara From "Beetlejuice" Crafted By My Talented Mother With Clay And A Warped Imagination

I Made A Necronom IV As A Tribute To H.R. Giger. It's From Recycled Items I Scavenged, Including An Antique Mahogany Mirror I Used As A Frame, Pathe Cine Projector, Washing Machine, And More




























































