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According to Urban Dictionary, a threatening aura is “a place, person or object that makes you feel like you're in danger just by looking at it, sometimes characterized by unsanitary condition.”

But there’s so much more to a threatening aura than meets the eye. Especially when it’s something very close and relevant to us, like things we eat. Food too can have a threatening aura, making us question everything from its contents to serving, edibility to potential danger.

This Instagram page titled “Food With Threatening Auras” is a great place to look at real-life examples of cursed food. Below we wrapped up some of the most weirdly wonderful examples and served them right here. Enjoy! Or maybe not.

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glowworm2
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is one evil looking Easter bunny!

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    GEPowers
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who is Herb, and how many of them are there.

    H G
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look like something from Spongebob squarepants

    nyypg4s9hj
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    G'ma B
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Avocado toast … with sheared weeds … my favorite!

    Clay S.
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An herb salad with toast and eggs

    PinkLadyEmpress
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All that c**p on it, might as well be a salad 🥗

    Terra Raizor
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would like the greens to be neater

    FLASH
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The comment is absolute GOLD, lol!

    moo mooo
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    don’t eat it secretly it’s grass

    Hutt'nKloas
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a meat lover I'll have those in a go.Toast, spread & herbs, hmmm..............

    Mr. Toast
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This seems the perfect defence to get you off a murder. You sit down and ask for a full English Breakfast. They give you this ! There are English builders who faced with 12 hours of graft would literally put this where the sun doesn't shine if you tried to replace their sausage and bacon...

    der sebbl
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You okay? Noone implied replacing meat...

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    KETGZ
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is taking avocado toast too far, man.

    David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When she brings you out a snack while you are still mowing the lawn.

    LapCat
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *weed wacker sound effect”

    will
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i want to eat that so badly tbh

    C C
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    looks like my front lawn. where’s the bacon and egg?

    Rahim Carlock
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gargula on toast. Some people like it, same here, sometimes.

    Emelie Undine
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, doesnt look like Grass. Looks like herbs and tasty to me :)

    StrangeOne
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah and looks like fresh rosemary, dill, whole basil or parsley leaves.

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    Vasana Phong
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would eat this, then ask for the main entree when done

    Robin C
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Herb Alpert and the dill ya want some grass?

    Tienie
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it were not so funny I was going to correct you.

    Blackheart
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This needs to be waaay higher!

    Artsy Bookworm
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like one of my uncles said, "I'm not a goat!"

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    While some foods clearly have threatening auras as we have seen in this post, there exists a whole new world of weird and unusual foods popular among culinary thrill seekers. Edible insects like ants, crickets, and mealworms have been a staple in many far East diets, whether eaten raw, cooked, or added to other dishes.

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    Now, a growing body of research has found that edible insects have superior health benefits due to their high levels of vitamin B12, iron, zinc, fiber, essential amino acids, omega-3 and omega-6 fatty acids, and antioxidants.

    For example, this study claims that the addition of edible insects such as crickets to the human diet could offer numerous benefits. For example, the environmental and nutritional benefits include an overall reduction in greenhouse gas emissions, decreased agricultural use of land and water, improved prevention and management of chronic diseases like diabetes, cancer, and cardiovascular disease, and enhanced immune function.

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    Timbob
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And don’t get me started on invisible tape. I won’t fall for that one again!

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    While today, most animals are born and raised for their muscle tissues, organ meats are largely overlooked. However, hunter-gatherers didn’t just eat muscle meat. They ate the organs too, such as brains, intestines and even testicles. In fact, the organs were highly prized.

    Organ meats, known as offal, can be seen as a culinary oddity not for faint stomachs, but the fans of it claim it’s nature’s most concentrated source of virtually every important vitamin, mineral, amino acid, and fat.

    Healthline reports that organ meats are particularly rich in B-vitamins, such as vitamin B12 and folate. They also have an abundance of minerals, including iron, magnesium, selenium and zinc, and important fat-soluble vitamins like vitamins A, D, E and K.

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    Liz
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m going to use this to start leaving positive messages ❤️

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    Dolly_of TheCowboy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The meatball Dom prefers to be called "Master Meat" or "Sir Balls on Wheat"

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    Thomas E S Thomas
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should have used onions. "Ogres are like Onions..."

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    fair_weather_rose
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    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would you like some salad cookies for dessert with your chocolate chip dip and cinnamon roll pizza?

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    HEADLESS ROACHS SISTER
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Takes a bit* oh really- *starts flopping on the ground*

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    Lonely Tentacle
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Totally saw a boat on water (at a glance) and after I saw the caption I realized what I was looking at, lol!

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    SkyBlueandBlack
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ROFL but seriously, leave my relatives out of this!

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    Dragons Exist
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Roll it up like candy sushi with gummy worms

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    VonBlade
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shoep is the best pun I've ever seen on one of these.

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    Thiago Gonsalves
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My butt was half cooked when I was a child lol

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    Daniel Atkins
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He hasn’t slapped it yet just you wait.

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    Lonely Tentacle
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm disregarding the evil eye charms on the glasses, but I have to say that otherwise, those drinks are very aesthetically pleasing! Very pretty!

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    Blackheart
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did...how did they...what is happening here?

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    Lil Potato
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i think i threw up in my mouth a little

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    Grudge-holding Treefrog
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was also string and mouse poop if I remember correctly

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    fair_weather_rose
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can someone please explain to me how anyone could possibly look at that... thing, and say "oh, look, and omelet."

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    kirsten
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah, it's too much vinegar that's the deal breaker here

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    Nico
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm also thinking eew. But why? Its milk for humans. We eat the same with cow milk.

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