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Rat Jesus • upvoted 2 items 6 months ago

“Anything Gone Wrong”: 50 Funny Fails People Shared Online Just To Cope

Possibly just fell out of his pocket?

30 Netizens With Various 'Medically Cool' Body Traits Share Things They Are Happy (Or Not) To Have

Chicken pox as a kid? Amateur, I didn't get chicken pox till I was 55!

Rat Jesus • commented on a post 9 months ago

Hey Pandas, What Is The Craziest Conspiracy You Have Ever Heard Of? (Closed)

You know what gender was if you got your d**k out of your personality and back in your pants.

Rat Jesus • upvoted 2 items 9 months ago

30 Unsettling Deathbed Confessions From Those Who Knew Their Time Was Up

What about people who don't want the vaccine and say nothing to anyone? Personally, I believe that if you want the vaccine, by all means, go get it! And if you don't want the vaccine, that's on you. Why people feel they must tell the world "I go the vaccine!" or "I didn't get the vaccine!" is beyond me. It's a personal choice in my opinion.

Logic Left The Building: 50 Kid Fails That Left Parents In Tears Of Laughter, Mostly (New Pics)

Erm no actually a dog at one is actually 16 ! It changes to seven when they are two ! For example my two dogs are three they are in human years now 40 !

Rat Jesus • submitted a list addition 10 months ago

Hey Pandas, What Are You Reading These Days? (Closed)

Rat Jesus • upvoted 4 items 10 months ago

“Today I Learned”: 30 Interesting And Weird Facts To Satisfy Your Curiosity (New Facts)

Big d**k energy

“Today I Learned”: 30 Interesting And Weird Facts To Satisfy Your Curiosity (New Facts)

Yikes! A baby trump must have read this and said, “I’ll trump this!”

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Rat Jesus • commented on a post 10 months ago

50 Times Designers Deserved A Raise For Their Genius Ideas (New Pics)

Hey Harry, how's stalking nate going?

Rat Jesus • upvoted 3 items 11 months ago

Today's Sun Eclipse As Seen At Sunset Resembled A Giant Cat's Head

Deetz

Today's Sun Eclipse As Seen At Sunset Resembled A Giant Cat's Head

Deetz

This Cat's Feet Are Units

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Rat Jesus • upvoted 3 items 1 year ago

50 Cool And Interesting Photos That Show How Time Changes Things (New Pics)

https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2024/02/Untitled-65dda17d79dff.jpg

30 Times Workers Did Something So Unhinged, They Became Office Legends For All The Wrong Reasons

The priest or the 'visitor'? "That will be one bj for your sins!"

50 Cool And Interesting Photos That Show How Time Changes Things (New Pics)

https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2024/02/Untitled-65dda17d79dff.jpg

30 Times Workers Did Something So Unhinged, They Became Office Legends For All The Wrong Reasons

The priest or the 'visitor'? "That will be one bj for your sins!"

35 Small Town "Incidents" That The Locals Still Talk About Years Later

Lets also remember this story is probably set in the USA, where highschool kids are up to age 18. I'm just saying this could be werid yes, but not an 'underage' thing. He wasn't arrested, he was caught for doing it to multiple girls and they all found out about each other and confronted him. Lets also remember that cops can be as young as 18-21 in the USA, so this could be a story about an 18 year old cop dating multiple 18 year old girls for all we know.

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Rat Jesus • commented on 17 posts 1 year ago

“I Emailed His Mom”: 30 Women’s Best Post-Breakup Petty Revenge

Chelsea gamer boys who love the PS5 more than you are bad. But with you s**t opinions maybe they're right<3

50 Of The Most Heartwarming Pics And Stories Of Happily Adopted Pets (Best-Of-All-Time Edition)

I WANT HER SHES SO PRETTY

“I Emailed His Mom”: 30 Women’s Best Post-Breakup Petty Revenge

Chelsea gamer boys who love the PS5 more than you are bad. But with you s**t opinions maybe they're right<3

50 Of The Most Heartwarming Pics And Stories Of Happily Adopted Pets (Best-Of-All-Time Edition)

I WANT HER SHES SO PRETTY

30 Interesting Facts About The World Masterfully Crafted Into Visual Infographics

Replying so people can see

37 Hospital Patients And Staff Share The Wildest Things They've Witnessed

Is c**p censored

Someone Asks People To Share The Creepiest Things They've Seen In Broad Daylight, And 30 Deliver

Skin walkerrrr

35 Random Facts That Nobody Really Asked For, But They Are Interesting To Know

Some animals that we eat are smart to. Doesn't change that I will eat whatever whenever

50 Pics Of Very "Smart" People Embarrassing Themselves That Will Stay On The Internet Forever (New Pics)

Gardiksd

35 Of The Most Brain-Scrambling “Today I Learned” Facts (New Facts)

Nike pancakes shush

30 Times Kids Had Had Enough Of Helicopter Parents And Shared Screenshots Online (New Pics)

🖕🏿

30 Times Kids Had Had Enough Of Helicopter Parents And Shared Screenshots Online (New Pics)

I'm a teen. Don't touch my phone it's and invasion of privacy as soon. As I can im out

“Skip-It AKA Ankle Shatterers”: 30 Things From Childhood That You Probably Can’t Find Today

DUDE MY BESTIE HAD HER BDAY AT A RINK!

‘Neckbeards': 35 Times People Shared Their Opinions Without Realizing How Hateful They Are

I watch all four.

“Vandalism For Humanity”: Wholesome Instances Of Chaotic Good (50 Pics)

DAMN-

30 People Share The Strangest And Creepiest Coincidences That Shook Them To Their Core

Hush bernd.

“I Swear Nobody Tested That Product”: 30 Products That Were Made By Someone Who Never Uses Them

I did maybe it was just to long for you to comprehend.

This Online Group Is Dedicated To The Most Mortifying Posts From The World Wide Web, And Here Are 50 Of Them (New Pics)

Unless it's levi or something levi is a normal name in the real world too.

Hey Pandas, I Was Wondering If You Could Make Some Axolotl/Bird No Matter The Quality

Love it! I'll make an axo if I can

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Rat Jesus • submitted 2 list additions 1 year ago

Draw Some Random Stuff I Need Inspo

Hey Pandas, I Was Wondering If You Could Make Some Axolotl/Bird No Matter The Quality

Rat Jesus • started following a person 1 year ago

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Rat Jesus • commented on 2 posts 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, Show Me Your Plushies Or Stuffed Animals (Closed)

No judging! When I'm older I'm doing this!

Hey Pandas, Can You Confess Weird Things You Used To Do? (Closed)

I use gacha club I don't do cringe stuff tho

Rat Jesus • upvoted an item 2 years ago

40 Non-Money Tips That Left A Lasting Impression On These Workers

Either is appropriate if the author can afford only one of the two. Judging from the ", not both" that follows this is likely the author's meaning.

Rat Jesus • submitted a new post 2 years ago

What's You Biggest Fear?

Rat Jesus • submitted a list addition 10 months ago

Hey Pandas, What Are You Reading These Days? (Closed)

Rat Jesus • submitted 2 list additions 1 year ago

Draw Some Random Stuff I Need Inspo

Hey Pandas, I Was Wondering If You Could Make Some Axolotl/Bird No Matter The Quality

Rat Jesus • submitted a list addition 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Favorite Stellar Object In The Night Sky

Rat Jesus • commented on a post 9 months ago

Hey Pandas, What Is The Craziest Conspiracy You Have Ever Heard Of? (Closed)

You know what gender was if you got your d**k out of your personality and back in your pants.

Rat Jesus • commented on a post 10 months ago

50 Times Designers Deserved A Raise For Their Genius Ideas (New Pics)

Hey Harry, how's stalking nate going?

Rat Jesus • commented on 17 posts 1 year ago

“I Emailed His Mom”: 30 Women’s Best Post-Breakup Petty Revenge

Chelsea gamer boys who love the PS5 more than you are bad. But with you s**t opinions maybe they're right<3

50 Of The Most Heartwarming Pics And Stories Of Happily Adopted Pets (Best-Of-All-Time Edition)

I WANT HER SHES SO PRETTY

30 Interesting Facts About The World Masterfully Crafted Into Visual Infographics

Replying so people can see

37 Hospital Patients And Staff Share The Wildest Things They've Witnessed

Is c**p censored

Someone Asks People To Share The Creepiest Things They've Seen In Broad Daylight, And 30 Deliver

Skin walkerrrr

35 Random Facts That Nobody Really Asked For, But They Are Interesting To Know

Some animals that we eat are smart to. Doesn't change that I will eat whatever whenever

50 Pics Of Very "Smart" People Embarrassing Themselves That Will Stay On The Internet Forever (New Pics)

Gardiksd

35 Of The Most Brain-Scrambling “Today I Learned” Facts (New Facts)

Nike pancakes shush

30 Times Kids Had Had Enough Of Helicopter Parents And Shared Screenshots Online (New Pics)

🖕🏿

30 Times Kids Had Had Enough Of Helicopter Parents And Shared Screenshots Online (New Pics)

I'm a teen. Don't touch my phone it's and invasion of privacy as soon. As I can im out

“Skip-It AKA Ankle Shatterers”: 30 Things From Childhood That You Probably Can’t Find Today

DUDE MY BESTIE HAD HER BDAY AT A RINK!

‘Neckbeards': 35 Times People Shared Their Opinions Without Realizing How Hateful They Are

I watch all four.

“Vandalism For Humanity”: Wholesome Instances Of Chaotic Good (50 Pics)

DAMN-

30 People Share The Strangest And Creepiest Coincidences That Shook Them To Their Core

Hush bernd.

“I Swear Nobody Tested That Product”: 30 Products That Were Made By Someone Who Never Uses Them

I did maybe it was just to long for you to comprehend.

This Online Group Is Dedicated To The Most Mortifying Posts From The World Wide Web, And Here Are 50 Of Them (New Pics)

Unless it's levi or something levi is a normal name in the real world too.

Hey Pandas, I Was Wondering If You Could Make Some Axolotl/Bird No Matter The Quality

Love it! I'll make an axo if I can

Rat Jesus • commented on a post 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, Show Me Your Plushies Or Stuffed Animals (Closed)

No judging! When I'm older I'm doing this!

Rat Jesus • upvoted 2 items 6 months ago

“Anything Gone Wrong”: 50 Funny Fails People Shared Online Just To Cope

Possibly just fell out of his pocket?

30 Netizens With Various 'Medically Cool' Body Traits Share Things They Are Happy (Or Not) To Have

Chicken pox as a kid? Amateur, I didn't get chicken pox till I was 55!

Rat Jesus • upvoted 2 items 9 months ago

30 Unsettling Deathbed Confessions From Those Who Knew Their Time Was Up

Logic Left The Building: 50 Kid Fails That Left Parents In Tears Of Laughter, Mostly (New Pics)

Erm no actually a dog at one is actually 16 ! It changes to seven when they are two ! For example my two dogs are three they are in human years now 40 !

Rat Jesus • upvoted 7 items 10 months ago

This Cat's Feet Are Units

50 Times Humans And Animals Refused To Bow To The Fury Of Nature (New Pics)

its a labrador, and it has a ball. As long as the wind dont pick up, they are in heaven.

50 Of The Wildest And Cutest Genetic Mutations Ever Spotted In Pets (New Pics)

What a cute, uncooked rotisserie chicken

Deetz

Today's Sun Eclipse As Seen At Sunset Resembled A Giant Cat's Head

“Today I Learned”: 30 Interesting And Weird Facts To Satisfy Your Curiosity (New Facts)

Yikes! A baby trump must have read this and said, “I’ll trump this!”

“Today I Learned”: 30 Interesting And Weird Facts To Satisfy Your Curiosity (New Facts)

Big d**k energy

Rat Jesus • upvoted 4 items 1 year ago

50 Cool And Interesting Photos That Show How Time Changes Things (New Pics)

https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2024/02/Untitled-65dda17d79dff.jpg

30 Times Workers Did Something So Unhinged, They Became Office Legends For All The Wrong Reasons

The priest or the 'visitor'? "That will be one bj for your sins!"

35 Small Town "Incidents" That The Locals Still Talk About Years Later

30 Funny Times People Added Clever Or Unhinged Captions To WikiHow Pics (New Pics)

Rat Jesus • upvoted 5 items 2 years ago

40 Non-Money Tips That Left A Lasting Impression On These Workers

Either is appropriate if the author can afford only one of the two. Judging from the ", not both" that follows this is likely the author's meaning.

40 Non-Money Tips That Left A Lasting Impression On These Workers

That was really kind of them

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Favorite Stellar Object In The Night Sky

I live in a small town no light or smoke! I love it all.

Hey Pandas, What's Your Bad Habit? (Closed)

Amy, this is a stupid question, but you okay? SH is a coping mechanism, and it probably seems like your only option, and I really hope it isn't. I hope everything turns out well for you :(

Hey Pandas, What's The Silliest Thing That's Been Invented? (Closed)

That's horrible. People can be so cruel

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