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Just another person wanting to get their voice heard, screaming in a loud and crowded room where everyone else is already screaming.

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A Thousand Years Wide • commented on 3 posts 1 year ago

"Cult Of Weird": This Twitter Page Only Posts Creepy Stuff, And Here Are 30 Uneasy But Captivating Pics

Had a corgi patient at the vet yesterday. Mom brought her own muzzle for him. He gave no signs and Mom was like put it on before you do anything.

People Are Sharing TV Main Characters That They Just Couldn't Stand, And Here're 30 Of The Most Hated Ones

This was filmed in my town. I only every watched one episode ever. I always thought it was named after a street here called Dawson Street.

"Cult Of Weird": This Twitter Page Only Posts Creepy Stuff, And Here Are 30 Uneasy But Captivating Pics

Had a corgi patient at the vet yesterday. Mom brought her own muzzle for him. He gave no signs and Mom was like put it on before you do anything.

People Are Sharing TV Main Characters That They Just Couldn't Stand, And Here're 30 Of The Most Hated Ones

This was filmed in my town. I only every watched one episode ever. I always thought it was named after a street here called Dawson Street.

People Are Sharing TV Main Characters That They Just Couldn't Stand, And Here're 30 Of The Most Hated Ones

What I found most annoying about her was it was like an attention seeking thing she did with all the unnecessary full frontal nudity. One episode they have her outside on the sidewalk in nothing but a tee-shirt that didn't cover her bottom half, like whyyyy?????? And her relationships in the show were very cringeworthy. I never understood what all these men saw in her being her go-to moves were always being as cringy as humanly possible.

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A Thousand Years Wide • upvoted 37 items 1 year ago

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Or at the least, a looong summer or autumn retreat!

30 Things That Immediately Make People Angry Because They Are So Annoying, As Shared In This Online Group

We all have experienced those kids screaming and throwing fits because they didn't get the candy bar or toy that they WANTED. Well they get bigger (not grow up) And are the same kids with those really loud cars. *sigh

This Online Group Is Dedicated To Things That Are Inexplicably Satisfying, Here Are 50 Of The Best Ones (New Pics)

Or at the least, a looong summer or autumn retreat!

30 Things That Immediately Make People Angry Because They Are So Annoying, As Shared In This Online Group

"Cult Of Weird": This Twitter Page Only Posts Creepy Stuff, And Here Are 30 Uneasy But Captivating Pics

Strike that, I found it. Her name was Jeannie Saffin. https://thepostmortempost.wordpress.com/category/spontaneous-human-combustion/

"Cult Of Weird": This Twitter Page Only Posts Creepy Stuff, And Here Are 30 Uneasy But Captivating Pics

I remember hearing of one case where it happened in front of a witness. The woman was not smoking or drinking. She was sitting on a sofa with no flames around. She did have some sort of illness, however, and they believe that her body somehow managed to produce just the right combination of chemicals that they self-ignited. The witness tried to put her out, but they said fire was shooting out of her mouth like was all down inside of her. I saw the interview of the witness on a documentary years ago. The only thing I can find on it now is Case #1 on the link below, and unfortunately it doesn't mention the names. https://www.google.com/amp/s/gizmodo.com/10-cases-of-spontaneous-human-combustion-5855700/amp

35 Overconfident People Who Got Ridiculed Online (New Pics)

This one is quite cute. Confused the D for an lowercase a. Honestly I think everyone here has done something like this and then not been able to find their mistake.

"Cult Of Weird": This Twitter Page Only Posts Creepy Stuff, And Here Are 30 Uneasy But Captivating Pics

Wow! And so long ago. Hats off to her.

"Cult Of Weird": This Twitter Page Only Posts Creepy Stuff, And Here Are 30 Uneasy But Captivating Pics

Some friendly advice… https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/844AE31B-BC42-4699-B186-6540AA282E4D-634745244626b-jpeg.jpg

30 Things That Immediately Make People Angry Because They Are So Annoying, As Shared In This Online Group

And people who take up a whole shopping aisle with their carts not giving a rat's behind if anyone is trying to pass through. AND if you say something you get either the stink-eye or the stern speaking at or both. Like Fk you, get out of the way!

"Cult Of Weird": This Twitter Page Only Posts Creepy Stuff, And Here Are 30 Uneasy But Captivating Pics

Atm, a magpie skull, sparrow skull, super long snake skin, a couple of fox vertebrae, random fossils, etc...

"Cult Of Weird": This Twitter Page Only Posts Creepy Stuff, And Here Are 30 Uneasy But Captivating Pics

Fun fact - she's Mariska Hargitay's (Law & Order SVU) mother. Mariska has a scar from the car accident that killed Jane.

35 Overconfident People Who Got Ridiculed Online (New Pics)

ohmygod, he mean BONJOUR!! Jeez, that took me forever to figure out. What a dumba**

35 Overconfident People Who Got Ridiculed Online (New Pics)

They weren't just holding an umbrella, they were wearing a raincoat over a scuba suit while holding that umbrella.

"Cult Of Weird": This Twitter Page Only Posts Creepy Stuff, And Here Are 30 Uneasy But Captivating Pics

The one on the far right is literally my sleep paralysis demon.

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Meep meep

People Are Sharing TV Main Characters That They Just Couldn't Stand, And Here're 30 Of The Most Hated Ones

If I eat my friends I won't have friends anymore.

30 Things That Immediately Make People Angry Because They Are So Annoying, As Shared In This Online Group

Seriously? This bothers you more than hurting animals??

"Cult Of Weird": This Twitter Page Only Posts Creepy Stuff, And Here Are 30 Uneasy But Captivating Pics

Over a span of 20 years. Oh my heart aches for the pain those parents endured.

35 Overconfident People Who Got Ridiculed Online (New Pics)

You're a biological moron.

"Cult Of Weird": This Twitter Page Only Posts Creepy Stuff, And Here Are 30 Uneasy But Captivating Pics

She’s the only known person to ever have been struck by a meteorite.

35 Overconfident People Who Got Ridiculed Online (New Pics)

How do these people even form a cent ants

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I would like to live there, please!

"Cult Of Weird": This Twitter Page Only Posts Creepy Stuff, And Here Are 30 Uneasy But Captivating Pics

Exactly. As soon as it entered the house it transformed into a clothes hanger.

35 Overconfident People Who Got Ridiculed Online (New Pics)

Ha!! Tubman was certainly clever! That is a great anecdote, thanks for sharing Lisa :)

35 Overconfident People Who Got Ridiculed Online (New Pics)

When Harriet Tubman was helping herself and other slaves escape, she traveled to where her sister (Rachel?) was living (a lot of slave owners let their slaves visit family on other plantations) as a house slave. Unfortunately, she wasn't able to get close enough to tell her discreetly, so she started belting out a song to her that cryptically described the plan, hoping she heard her. At that moment, the slave owner was coming back from somewhere, saw Harriet Tubman singing this song and dancing along out the gate. I just picture the slave owner looking at her like "tf is wrong with her", especially since she made eye contact with him and smiled while still singing. I think she even waved at him! 😄

"Cult Of Weird": This Twitter Page Only Posts Creepy Stuff, And Here Are 30 Uneasy But Captivating Pics

The frog ate the spider, and choked, the spider was stuck exclaiming "what the f**k" but all the frog could do was croak

35 Overconfident People Who Got Ridiculed Online (New Pics)

WHAT A CATCH! He misspells AND verbally abuses! Back off, ladies, he's all mine and you can't have him!

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Did the ABC Pencil person do these too...

"Cult Of Weird": This Twitter Page Only Posts Creepy Stuff, And Here Are 30 Uneasy But Captivating Pics

It’s seen some serious sh!t

35 Overconfident People Who Got Ridiculed Online (New Pics)

Surely death is a medical problem

35 Overconfident People Who Got Ridiculed Online (New Pics)

Nathaniel Gordon (February 6, 1826 – February 21, 1862) was the only slave trader in the U.S. to be tried, convicted, and executed for having "engaged in the slave trade," under the Piracy Law of 1820. You are literally named after a slave trader!!! You should change your name to something else.

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"Innocent people are a lot happier in prison. They're fed, have clothes on their backs, and are housed."

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A Thousand Years Wide • submitted 11 new posts 2 years ago

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A Thousand Years Wide • commented on 20 posts 1 year ago

"Cult Of Weird": This Twitter Page Only Posts Creepy Stuff, And Here Are 30 Uneasy But Captivating Pics

Had a corgi patient at the vet yesterday. Mom brought her own muzzle for him. He gave no signs and Mom was like put it on before you do anything.

People Are Sharing TV Main Characters That They Just Couldn't Stand, And Here're 30 Of The Most Hated Ones

This was filmed in my town. I only every watched one episode ever. I always thought it was named after a street here called Dawson Street.

People Are Sharing TV Main Characters That They Just Couldn't Stand, And Here're 30 Of The Most Hated Ones

30 Random Things Folks Thought Were Normal But Later Realized Weren’t, As Shared Online

I literally just had this conversation with my boyfriend about my parents. They literally have always been proud of me even in small accomplishments and also never micromanaged my life. They let me find my own way.

30 Random Things Folks Thought Were Normal But Later Realized Weren’t, As Shared Online

I've heard this before as a child. Thought I heard a choir practicing at a strip mall. My Mom didn't know what I was talking about. I said that I heard angels singing.

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I still don't agree with the HP I keep getting 😕

Someone Asks, "What Will Die With Millennials?" And 45 People Don't Hold Back Their Opinions

Are you referring to a victrola?

Someone Asks, "What Will Die With Millennials?" And 45 People Don't Hold Back Their Opinions

Tiktok will always be a kind old robot to me. The original Tiktok is a character from Frank L Baum's Oz series.

Someone Asks, "What Will Die With Millennials?" And 45 People Don't Hold Back Their Opinions

Who else heard the picture?

Someone Asks, "What Will Die With Millennials?" And 45 People Don't Hold Back Their Opinions

My boyfriend does a low bun. Only reason is because his hair is so long sometimes the ponytail is not effective.

Someone Asks, "What Will Die With Millennials?" And 45 People Don't Hold Back Their Opinions

I had a friend in 2012 who didn't have a cell phone. I was always so surprised he remembered my number when he called. We weren't super close either. I only have my Mom's and my own number memorized to this day.

50 Old And Rarely Seen Images Of Famous People, As Shared On This Twitter Page

Her daughter was a rock musician that played bass in the Melvins. Pretty wild

50 Old And Rarely Seen Images Of Famous People, As Shared On This Twitter Page

Leaf, River, Summer, and Rain. Am I missing a sibling?

50 Old And Rarely Seen Images Of Famous People, As Shared On This Twitter Page

After hearing about Elvis and how he was with teenage girls I can't help but think of all the people's grandmother's that slept with Elvis. It kind of makes me think less of him because of it.

50 Old And Rarely Seen Images Of Famous People, As Shared On This Twitter Page

I never realized before that a young Paul looked a lot like Diego Luna (Cassian Andor from Star Wars)

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I remember watching this as a child nit knowing it was not for kids

120 of The Absolute Best ‘90s Cartoons

Rusty Shackleford

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Please tell me this is in North Carolina

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This! Ex-boyfriend could have killed me multiple times. Once he fell asleep driving and I had to shake him awake. Another time he stopped at a green light like it was a stop light. Another time I asked him to follow me home after a few beers to make sure I was safe (we drove separately) and at stoplight he tapped my bumper with his car because in his exact words he thought it would be 'cute'. Yes, you heard that right! He straight up hit my car on purpose!

A Thousand Years Wide • upvoted 20 items 1 year ago

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Or at the least, a looong summer or autumn retreat!

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I would like to live there, please!

This View From The Sleeper-McCann House In Beuport

Bad vs. Good Cable Management In A Server Room

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Did the ABC Pencil person do these too...

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#3 and #5 (left to right) look like screaming faces.

Ten Carved Crayons

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All set for the Road Runner!

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I expect dementors to come streaming out.

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Stealing The Moon

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Imagine the time spent training that caterpillar !

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People who drive slow in the right lane but speed up as soon as you try to pass them in the left lane.

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People who cut ahead of you on the road only to go slow. If you're in such a hurry to risk my life and yours then push your foot down on the pedal a bit more.

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When people fake diseases and disorders for attention. No Sarah, you aren’t autistic and dreamsexual. It’s personality you lack, not chromosomes

30 Things That Immediately Make People Angry Because They Are So Annoying, As Shared In This Online Group

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Slow walking people in the middle of the pavement lol

30 Things That Immediately Make People Angry Because They Are So Annoying, As Shared In This Online Group

Here's my sort of mantra for this kind of thing: Early is on time, on time is late, and late is never, which means you might as well not go. Idk, it helps me be on time better for me, might help a few people out.

30 Things That Immediately Make People Angry Because They Are So Annoying, As Shared In This Online Group

I love my SO. He is a wonderful man, but his tendency to dawdle, especially when we are about to leave to go somewhere, makes me want to rearrange his face.

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