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Darius S. (he/him) cis/grey • commented on 6 posts 9 hours ago

50 Times Clueless People Surprised Others With Their Stupidity (New Pics)

you can bend the hose before turning it on. otherwise you'd be attempting to attach hose onto spewing hydrant. they roll the hoses up when not in use, so they do bend.

30 Pics “For Those In Life Who End Up Paying More Because Of Their Own Idiocy” (New Pics)

i once worked at a store where everything was marked clearance.. it works on people

50 Times Clueless People Surprised Others With Their Stupidity (New Pics)

you can bend the hose before turning it on. otherwise you'd be attempting to attach hose onto spewing hydrant. they roll the hoses up when not in use, so they do bend.

30 Pics “For Those In Life Who End Up Paying More Because Of Their Own Idiocy” (New Pics)

i once worked at a store where everything was marked clearance.. it works on people

30 Pics “For Those In Life Who End Up Paying More Because Of Their Own Idiocy” (New Pics)

if you managed to buy at 3.79 you may be looking at a handsome return with increase in value.

40 Hilarious Fake Products Placed Among Real Ones In Stores By “Obvious Plant” (New Pics)

This is so, like, dada.

40 Hilarious Fake Products Placed Among Real Ones In Stores By “Obvious Plant” (New Pics)

Is that James Van Der Beek?

30 Breathtaking Aerial Photos Captured By This Pilot (New Pics)

:) Yay Cat

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Darius S. (he/him) cis/grey • upvoted 9 items 1 day ago

50 Mildly Infuriating Situations That Are Oh-So Relatable (New Pics)

I misread that as banana hammock and had Scrubs flashbacks :P

30 Pics “For Those In Life Who End Up Paying More Because Of Their Own Idiocy” (New Pics)

I see a smart salesperson here. People will be laughing and buying 10 tickets because it doesn't make sense to buy another number of tickets and buying 1 or two feels like you're stealing from yourself... And they might even Come back and buy another 10 tickets... to prove their point...

50 Mildly Infuriating Situations That Are Oh-So Relatable (New Pics)

I misread that as banana hammock and had Scrubs flashbacks :P

30 Pics “For Those In Life Who End Up Paying More Because Of Their Own Idiocy” (New Pics)

I don't think they even tried to use math. They just upped the next number by an increment of 5 on each column.

30 Pics “For Those In Life Who End Up Paying More Because Of Their Own Idiocy” (New Pics)

you have to be niche for that quiche

35 Times People Embarrassed Themselves With Their Self-Unaware Posts

I'm not adding another word to keep mentally ill people happy.

40 Hilarious Fake Products Placed Among Real Ones In Stores By “Obvious Plant” (New Pics)

if you see him you become him

40 Hilarious Fake Products Placed Among Real Ones In Stores By “Obvious Plant” (New Pics)

♪ Corn man, come together with your hands...Save me, I'm together with your plan...Save me...Save me, yeah...With your...With your hands ♪

40 Hilarious Fake Products Placed Among Real Ones In Stores By “Obvious Plant” (New Pics)

Toodle-oo

40 Hilarious Fake Products Placed Among Real Ones In Stores By “Obvious Plant” (New Pics)

I think you're safe! You've got like 2% different DNA from us!

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Darius S. (he/him) cis/grey • commented on 25 posts 1 day ago

40 Hilarious Fake Products Placed Among Real Ones In Stores By “Obvious Plant” (New Pics)

Cleanliness is next to Corn Man-ness

40 Hilarious Fake Products Placed Among Real Ones In Stores By “Obvious Plant” (New Pics)

and with dirt as well it seems.

40 Hilarious Fake Products Placed Among Real Ones In Stores By “Obvious Plant” (New Pics)

Cleanliness is next to Corn Man-ness

40 Hilarious Fake Products Placed Among Real Ones In Stores By “Obvious Plant” (New Pics)

and with dirt as well it seems.

40 Hilarious Fake Products Placed Among Real Ones In Stores By “Obvious Plant” (New Pics)

Warming! Do Not.

40 Hilarious Fake Products Placed Among Real Ones In Stores By “Obvious Plant” (New Pics)

I miss my orange buddy.

40 Hilarious Fake Products Placed Among Real Ones In Stores By “Obvious Plant” (New Pics)

Duh, we know they're not realistic... we're all familiar with the great size of their genital scheme.

40 Hilarious Fake Products Placed Among Real Ones In Stores By “Obvious Plant” (New Pics)

At Last!

40 Hilarious Fake Products Placed Among Real Ones In Stores By “Obvious Plant” (New Pics)

Megan.

40 Hilarious Fake Products Placed Among Real Ones In Stores By “Obvious Plant” (New Pics)

Same hotdog with 3 babies on different occasions.

40 Hilarious Fake Products Placed Among Real Ones In Stores By “Obvious Plant” (New Pics)

Not a yonic hotdog .

40 Hilarious Fake Products Placed Among Real Ones In Stores By “Obvious Plant” (New Pics)

Where's Corn Man with all this?

40 Hilarious Fake Products Placed Among Real Ones In Stores By “Obvious Plant” (New Pics)

Maybe Swains Island and Bajo Nuevo Bank

40 Hilarious Fake Products Placed Among Real Ones In Stores By “Obvious Plant” (New Pics)

perhaps limited to the Lower 48.

40 Hilarious Fake Products Placed Among Real Ones In Stores By “Obvious Plant” (New Pics)

Warning. Look Away. This bologna is Filthy.

40 Hilarious Fake Products Placed Among Real Ones In Stores By “Obvious Plant” (New Pics)

cards from American Greeting now feature Nietzsche

40 Hilarious Fake Products Placed Among Real Ones In Stores By “Obvious Plant” (New Pics)

dang, again.

40 Hilarious Fake Products Placed Among Real Ones In Stores By “Obvious Plant” (New Pics)

my cob crush got me bourbonbons

40 Hilarious Fake Products Placed Among Real Ones In Stores By “Obvious Plant” (New Pics)

Corn Man is in the eye of the beholder.

40 Hilarious Fake Products Placed Among Real Ones In Stores By “Obvious Plant” (New Pics)

Whoooooooaaaaaa. This is really deep... wait, no. This is heavy ... dang, not that either... Ummm, what were we talking about?

40 Hilarious Fake Products Placed Among Real Ones In Stores By “Obvious Plant” (New Pics)

Squant , newly discovered at the Optical Institute and Shade Company of Mindinaw and named for its discoverer, is a Fourth Primary Color. It also has its own unique smell. There is an obvious lack of Squant pigments so most have not seen it reproduced yet.

40 Hilarious Fake Products Placed Among Real Ones In Stores By “Obvious Plant” (New Pics)

anyone ever Rabbit Rabbit?

40 Hilarious Fake Products Placed Among Real Ones In Stores By “Obvious Plant” (New Pics)

annnnnd .... mouth staining. Can't forget the mouth staining.

40 Hilarious Fake Products Placed Among Real Ones In Stores By “Obvious Plant” (New Pics)

You really think they're gonna start censoring B** ?

40 Hilarious Fake Products Placed Among Real Ones In Stores By “Obvious Plant” (New Pics)

Maíz Morado Nixtamalization 4Eva

40 Hilarious Fake Products Placed Among Real Ones In Stores By “Obvious Plant” (New Pics)

Skateboarding Is Granular, Man! Toastally Barley. Popcorn it kids.

40 Hilarious Fake Products Placed Among Real Ones In Stores By “Obvious Plant” (New Pics)

Yeah, I saw that and thought they've been able to survive to today, not so dumb. I mean, I wouldn't let one do my taxes.

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Darius S. (he/him) cis/grey • submitted a new post 1 week ago

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Hey Pandas, What's The Best Show You Saw At A Small Club? (Closed)

Darius S. (he/him) cis/grey • submitted 3 new posts 5 months ago

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Hey Pandas, What's Something You Learned Today That Also Makes A Band Name? (Closed)

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Hey Pandas, Is Your Pet's Name A Pun? (Closed)

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Hey Pandas, What's The Night Before Halloween Called?

Darius S. (he/him) cis/grey • submitted a list addition 5 days ago

Hey Pandas, What's The Best Show You Saw At A Small Club? (Closed)

Darius S. (he/him) cis/grey • submitted a list addition 1 week ago

Hey Pandas, What's The Best Show You Saw At A Small Club? (Closed)

Darius S. (he/him) cis/grey • submitted 6 list additions 5 months ago

Hey Pandas, What Are Some Things That Should Be Invented? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Is Your Pet's Name A Pun? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's Something You Learned Today That Also Makes A Band Name? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's The Night Before Halloween Called?

Darius S. (he/him) cis/grey • submitted 6 list additions 6 months ago

Hey Pandas, What Is One Lie That You Told And Never Came Clean About? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's One Thing You Think Should Be Normalized? (Closed)

Darius S. (he/him) cis/grey • submitted 6 list additions 7 months ago

Hey Pandas, What's Something You Think About Every Day?

Darius S. (he/him) cis/grey • commented on 6 posts 9 hours ago

50 Times Clueless People Surprised Others With Their Stupidity (New Pics)

you can bend the hose before turning it on. otherwise you'd be attempting to attach hose onto spewing hydrant. they roll the hoses up when not in use, so they do bend.

30 Pics “For Those In Life Who End Up Paying More Because Of Their Own Idiocy” (New Pics)

i once worked at a store where everything was marked clearance.. it works on people

30 Pics “For Those In Life Who End Up Paying More Because Of Their Own Idiocy” (New Pics)

if you managed to buy at 3.79 you may be looking at a handsome return with increase in value.

40 Hilarious Fake Products Placed Among Real Ones In Stores By “Obvious Plant” (New Pics)

This is so, like, dada.

40 Hilarious Fake Products Placed Among Real Ones In Stores By “Obvious Plant” (New Pics)

Is that James Van Der Beek?

30 Breathtaking Aerial Photos Captured By This Pilot (New Pics)

:) Yay Cat

Darius S. (he/him) cis/grey • commented on 14 posts 1 day ago

40 Hilarious Fake Products Placed Among Real Ones In Stores By “Obvious Plant” (New Pics)

Cleanliness is next to Corn Man-ness

40 Hilarious Fake Products Placed Among Real Ones In Stores By “Obvious Plant” (New Pics)

and with dirt as well it seems.

40 Hilarious Fake Products Placed Among Real Ones In Stores By “Obvious Plant” (New Pics)

Warming! Do Not.

40 Hilarious Fake Products Placed Among Real Ones In Stores By “Obvious Plant” (New Pics)

I miss my orange buddy.

40 Hilarious Fake Products Placed Among Real Ones In Stores By “Obvious Plant” (New Pics)

Duh, we know they're not realistic... we're all familiar with the great size of their genital scheme.

40 Hilarious Fake Products Placed Among Real Ones In Stores By “Obvious Plant” (New Pics)

At Last!

40 Hilarious Fake Products Placed Among Real Ones In Stores By “Obvious Plant” (New Pics)

Megan.

40 Hilarious Fake Products Placed Among Real Ones In Stores By “Obvious Plant” (New Pics)

Same hotdog with 3 babies on different occasions.

40 Hilarious Fake Products Placed Among Real Ones In Stores By “Obvious Plant” (New Pics)

Not a yonic hotdog .

40 Hilarious Fake Products Placed Among Real Ones In Stores By “Obvious Plant” (New Pics)

Where's Corn Man with all this?

40 Hilarious Fake Products Placed Among Real Ones In Stores By “Obvious Plant” (New Pics)

Maybe Swains Island and Bajo Nuevo Bank

40 Hilarious Fake Products Placed Among Real Ones In Stores By “Obvious Plant” (New Pics)

perhaps limited to the Lower 48.

40 Hilarious Fake Products Placed Among Real Ones In Stores By “Obvious Plant” (New Pics)

Warning. Look Away. This bologna is Filthy.

40 Hilarious Fake Products Placed Among Real Ones In Stores By “Obvious Plant” (New Pics)

cards from American Greeting now feature Nietzsche

Darius S. (he/him) cis/grey • upvoted 13 items 11 hours ago

30 Pics “For Those In Life Who End Up Paying More Because Of Their Own Idiocy” (New Pics)

I don't think they even tried to use math. They just upped the next number by an increment of 5 on each column.

30 Pics “For Those In Life Who End Up Paying More Because Of Their Own Idiocy” (New Pics)

you have to be niche for that quiche

35 Times People Embarrassed Themselves With Their Self-Unaware Posts

My bf called me a bigot the other day because I used the word "cisgender" in conversation, and then argued to him that trans people should be referred to by the name and pronouns that they prefer. It's a wild world.

35 Times People Embarrassed Themselves With Their Self-Unaware Posts

I'm not adding another word to keep mentally ill people happy.

30 Breathtaking Aerial Photos Captured By This Pilot (New Pics)

That makes sense because he IS a cat.

Darius S. (he/him) cis/grey • upvoted 7 items 1 day ago

40 Hilarious Fake Products Placed Among Real Ones In Stores By “Obvious Plant” (New Pics)

May cause cause t may cause

Obvious Plant Fake Products

40 Hilarious Fake Products Placed Among Real Ones In Stores By “Obvious Plant” (New Pics)

Toodle-oo

40 Hilarious Fake Products Placed Among Real Ones In Stores By “Obvious Plant” (New Pics)

As long as you hold it horizontally when you eat it, you know, like good girls do 😝

40 Hilarious Fake Products Placed Among Real Ones In Stores By “Obvious Plant” (New Pics)

My guess is that it is illegal in the states of liquid and gas. Just imagine liquid bologna and gaseous bologna, and you would understand why they are illegal in those two states.

40 Hilarious Fake Products Placed Among Real Ones In Stores By “Obvious Plant” (New Pics)

MEAT

40 Hilarious Fake Products Placed Among Real Ones In Stores By “Obvious Plant” (New Pics)

♪ Corn man, come together with your hands...Save me, I'm together with your plan...Save me...Save me, yeah...With your...With your hands ♪

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