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“Try Again”: 59 Of The Most Brutally Clever Comebacks We Can All Take Notes From (New Pics)
Many people get away with dropping ill-advised comments on the internet. But from time to time, you will have one person who humbles them with the perfect clapback that isn’t easy to forget, let alone recover from.
The following screenshots show what that perfect response looks like. It doesn’t have to be downright insulting, but just enough to deliver a burn sick enough to require some ointment.
If delivering the perfect response is something you want to work on, perhaps you can learn a thing or two by scrolling through this list.
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Iva Kazalova 20 hours ago
This Chris Lund is a rock star, that’s his second post in this thread
Receiving negative comments is inevitable for anyone who has gained recognition online. And while taking them personally may be a knee-jerk reaction, you can also look at them as a positive.
PenFed Credit Union Chief Marketing Officer Gaurav Bhatia even went as far as saying that criticisms should be perceived as a gift.
As Bhatia tells Forbes, people who take the time to respond, regardless of their tone, typically care or are, at the very least, interested in what you have to say. Therefore, listening to their feedback is the least we could do.
But since this article is all about crafting the perfect comeback, let’s shift our focus to that. One way to deliver that ultimate clapback is to not think too much about what you’re going to say.
As comedy teacher and improv consultant Belina Raffy tells Mental Floss, “You’re taking yourself out of unfolding reality if you think too much.”
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WindySwede 21 hours ago
Have you even read the bible Kevin? If you [harm] a lady, you pay to their father or husband. They were not equal, they were property..
WubiDubi 16 hours ago
Kevin went bat s**t but not in a cool way, like Jack Nicholson.
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Tams21 20 hours ago
I really wish people would spend 10 seconds of their time researching something before posting it.
Rali Meyer 18 hours ago
sometimes google is as fast as 0.3 seconds for 20 results! It's called search engine. Use it
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UpupaEpops 13 hours ago
I read both the Bible and the Quran. Multiple editions and translations of both, actually. There's nothing worse in the Quran than what can be found in the Old Testament, and it's actually *more* progressive on the legal rights of women than the New Testament is. Not that I, as a woman, would want my rights dictated by *any* religious text, but just food for thought.
Mike Rodrick 14 hours ago
Organized religion is the biggest scam ever perpetrated on humanity.
Travis Sinclair 14 hours ago
Obviously. God wrote the book on equality -- the bible. Look how equally people live in its area of origin. Good stuff, Kevin! Don't let reality dissuade you!
John Monteith 14 hours ago
1 Corinthians 14:34-35: States that women should "keep silent in the churches" and "not permitted to speak," suggesting they should ask questions to their husbands at home. 1 Timothy 2:11-12: Commands women to "learn in quietness and full submission" and prohibits them from teaching or exercising authority over a man.
Scott Rackley 5 hours ago (edited)
That dude is as dumb as a sack of hammers. I mean seriously unintelligent. The teacher always handed his test back face down.
Lady Eowyn 6 hours ago
It's a pity he turned to be such a d*******g. I liked him in Hercules and Andromeda.
Virgil Blue 8 hours ago
Two of the most important plot points are blaming a woman for eating a fruit and punishing her and all off her descendants with pain. And the guy got off light. The other was impregnating a girl without giving her a choice for the greater good. Yeah, equal treatment
Colleen Glim 4 hours ago
The biggest plot point is “so-called”God created humans with a sense of curiousity and then put a very important tree in the middle of the garden and said “don’t eat the apples.” Are you serious?! It was doomed to fail from the start
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KatWitch57 7 hours ago
Since then; the new pope has to sit on a chair with a hole in the seat, so that a young male priest can have a grope to prevent another female pope.
Load More Replies... Mr. Jones 11 hours ago
This idiot probably can't read. The bible is laden with r**e, incest and misogyny. Nothing like those idiot faux Christians who haven't read the bible. And it s***s when they encounter someone like me, spiritual but not Christian, but I studied the bible in college to know what was being used against me all the time.
Many of us strive for “perfection” when it comes to delivering the knockout punch of a response, and we tend to criticize ourselves too much. To silence that inner critic, experts advise against thinking and just shooting from the hip.
“In the heat of the battle, you just go for it,” freestyle rapper Lex Rush said in the same Mental Floss interview, noting how dropping rhymes on the mic is like a “stream of consciousness” where she has very little control over what she is saying.
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HangryHangryHippo 21 hours ago
Letting that frontal lobe to fully mature sounds like a good thing too!
Quickness is also key to delivering the ultimate comeback. Sure, it’s not as imperative as it is when crafting a perfect response in real time, face-to-face. But as social media expert Scott Talan states, “speed is integral to wit.”
“If you’re trying to be witty and have that reputation, then speed will help you,” he said.
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Daisydaisy 21 hours ago
"You pinecone"! Some people think of the most deliciously withering insults!
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Feathered Dinosaur 21 hours ago
I don't know who or what Bad Bunny is and I'm too lazy to run to Google
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cerinamroth 17 hours ago
Ooh, yes. My husband is only just starting to get this too. He agreed that of course a friend of our daughter's could come over after school in 20 minutes. He went back to work. I had to stop work, hoover, clean up and tidy (I'm working two jobs, day and night atm) and be there to answer the door, provide snacks, check they had their hats, scarves, gloves when they went out and that the friend had everything with her when she left after arranging a pick-up time with the mum. My husband would say it was not necessary to hoover and clean up but he's not the one that bears the social penalty for such things - it has been proven time and again that women bear the social penalty for an untidy/dirty home.
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Rali Meyer 17 hours ago
okay, 8 hours left. I suppose I can learn a new language on the way to work and back
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Earonn - 17 hours ago
That could have been said about the average German under Hitler, too. Nobody made excuses for them. And yes, if you ignore warnings from all over the world and don't work on the problem while it's small, solving it later might be painful. Americans also could support each other, or ask us for help.
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Crystalwitch60 19 hours ago (edited)
😂😂😂wait a sea food place doesn’t sell lobster WHAT in the fresh hell kinda place is that ,
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Geoffrey Scott 17 hours ago (edited)
Keep up that line of thinking and your wish will be fulfilled. Once again, a benefit that has existed for 90 years is in trouble by those who refuse to fight and do not grasp the concept a 401k can be halved overnight, but Social Security even if reduced, would still be there. But then that would require effort to hold your elected Rep accountable to your expectations. BTW, at 30...Social Security Disability is more worth it than me at 63.
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Zephyr343 20 hours ago
I got my wife a new XPS laptop for Christmas. It has a dedicated Copilot button where the right control key used to be. First thing I looked up was how to disable or remind it. Remember the bixby button that Samsung force fed down everyone's throats? Yeah, the Microsoft button should do the same and disappear
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Auntriarch 20 hours ago
We've still got my great grandfather's lunchbox. It's only got a bit of coal dust in it now, but it used to carry his "snap" down the pit
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Fat Harry (Oi / You) 18 hours ago
She's just holding out for a world-class university, like Hull.
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CD Mills 7 hours ago
I'm sure there are tons more snappy comebacks floating around the internet, more folks should start being funny and make more retorts and help the folks that gather them up. You can't necessarily fault the OP if their pool to draw from is so shallow.
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Ugh, do I have to? 1 hour ago
I got quite annoyed at my Chemistry classmates today since they wouldn't stop talking while the teacher was giving a lecture, so I finally told them that "I think this is a situation in which your brains are more applicable than your mouths."
CD Mills 7 hours ago
I'm sure there are tons more snappy comebacks floating around the internet, more folks should start being funny and make more retorts and help the folks that gather them up. You can't necessarily fault the OP if their pool to draw from is so shallow.
Load More Replies... Ugh, do I have to? 1 hour ago
I got quite annoyed at my Chemistry classmates today since they wouldn't stop talking while the teacher was giving a lecture, so I finally told them that "I think this is a situation in which your brains are more applicable than your mouths."
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